Patrice O'Neal on O&A - God Is A Scientist

[@zarchivoopieanthonyepisode1889]

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[@SFsailingbiking]

I listen to everything with Patrice O’Neal. Love from Shanghai

[@JVP_thephobic]

Hell yeah from Detroit Michigan USA

[@Johnny1.0]

New Jersey

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

Zimbabwe lmao😂😂

[@LiClan]

Shiraz, Iran checking in

[@gregxcelente4271]

If theres an afterlife, I hope Patrice and Steve are eating breakfast burgers in heaven.

[@rigamortis3103]

Carlin too

[@dunster8893]

100 percent I hope so too

[@Humblemumble7]

Who Steve?

[@Living_Legend85]

Steve from Bayshore?

[@Living_Legend85]

Steve McQueen?

[@ellllllo77]

26:05 bro ..Patrice predicting corna is some scary shit

[@LarryHazard]

This was even closer, go to 3:25 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3mVkoevgKqDmbc

[@Michaeltarantio87]

The Art Of Symbols

[@maxdadon5215]

Facts

[@tukos7370]

There's another clip where he's dead on. Just keep listening to the archives. He even talks about not wanting to get vaxxed.

[@ronthemogul]

@@LarryHazard video got pulled 😰

[@LiogCeartas]

These conversation be better than any panel on TV right now. Patrice said, we the independence day aliens without spaceships. Fucking right!

[@jerrodbates8480]

agreed

[@chrisd8006]

I'm so sad I never supported Him when he was alive! I only just found Patrice!... For real If I could Bring back Anyone from the dead...Patrice O'Neal would be in my top 3 for sure. RIP Big playa

[@Ryan-kb8ui]

Chris Douglas only satelite listeners and some real stand up comedy fans were aware of his genius, I remember him from the roast and from the office, I too wish I knew he was this awesome when he was alive

[@bennyomega9153]

He would have hated you both

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

@@Ryan-kb8ui you too

[@pactu9236]

Aman

[@Johnny1.0]

@@bennyomega9153 🤣 facts.

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

its gotta be badass being a comedian, even after you die people can still hear you as if you're still here

[@jonallen7619]

you could never be a comedian you unfunny fuck

[@Johnny1.0]

Chances are you will kick the bucket one day and this comment will be read for years after. RIP if your dead already. 🤣

[@PalashaGabarra]

@@Johnny1.0 I doubt this specific KZbin video will still be up 60 years from now. Who knows if KZbin itself will still exist by then.

[@raukawaneems1918]

@@PalashaGabarraOk Michio Kaku

[@punawelewele]

Even if YT is gone there will be some sort of media that replaces it and these videos will be there. And luckily even after the video quality degrades and is horribly outdated the audio will be fine and it is all that matters. There may be exceptions tho, like nuclear war.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

15:03 "People aren't fair; life is very fair, people are terrible"

[@octagonocologist]

a neat quote but not all that accurate when you really dissect it

[@toominater14]

octagonocologist how so?

[@octagonocologist]

Because life isn't fair. I guess it's fair in the sense that it's not fair to anyone and in that regard everyone gets fair unfairness. But no, if you were born in a rich 1st world country that is not *fair* to someone who was born in a poor 3rd world country. For another example, let's say you develop cancer, what person would you blame for making this part of your life not fair? No one, because that's silly, no person did this to you yet you were subjected to something that wasn't fair. In summation, fairness isn't based solely on human behavior and outside factors can create unfair situations beyond the grasp of human intervention. Like I said, it's a cute little quote but it isn't accurate in the objective world.

[@DoggoWillink]

“Life is very fair” is certainly inaccurate. I’d go as far as saying that it’s trivially untrue.

[@gerradstockdale7430]

The way I understood what he explained was that in a natural world the world gives us food, shelter and water, but many years ago we fucked that up. So in that sense life is fair, but we strayed away from that 20,000 years ago? So you could interpret “life is fair” as “people are terrible”

[@jacksoncothren5831]

"The one that talks with a piano" has to be one of the best lines ever.

[@Gir-Riff-raffe]

I have been hit so fuckin hard that I couldn’t see straight- I DONT CARE!!! Good! That says a monument about you and you’re a fucking wiseass! No your world is completely different than mine, mine doesn’t revolve around physicality and yours does. This has nothing to do with that YES IT DOES! Last time ima fall asleep to this retard wagon that’s for sure 😒

[@AliceInPantera]

What an absolute legend this guy was. You can literally hear how much respect O&A have for him as they sit there listening to him like two little kids

[@AVoiceForThePeople]

No one gave a shit about steve he is dead now....but really he was a gay man. The only person that cared about Patrice was ant. Greg used him as his one black friend. Listen to everything again so your comments will be corrected. Ant was Patrice's daddy btw or at least a peer

[@WingsChair]

​@@AVoiceForThePeopleDamn bro you got no knowledge or any intelligence 🤣

[@cynthiadiaz6325]

Patrice's profound thinking continues to amaze me

[@kajabrill2404]

💯

[@isthatyoujaunwayne4183]

Holy shit!!! Single most important convo pre or post COVID. This will remain buried in the archives of KZbin.

[@123bathinapes]

1:25:59 Your life is the apology. You should apologize to Dave, for looking how you look! Hahaha how can you not love this man. God I miss this guy.

[@sskoog]

Jesus, that bit where he says "Dave should give HER the two mil and put a box with her picture on-stage" -- AAAAAHAHAHAH

[@TorinStein]

Oh my God, the conversation starting at 26:00 is as relevant as ever in 2022. Goddamn I miss Patrice.

[@gozorak]

The reality is that in spite of the nature of the show, this conversation was more "real" and thought provoking than any CYA, bullshit lecture or press conference/Meet The Press interview that any government official (either party) has ever provided to the public

[@PickleRiiiiiiick]

We all miss him.

[@thomasshrum4006]

Patrice continues to show, time and time again, that he was truly a modern day prophet. 2,000 years ago the man would have been revered as Godlike. To say that he was wise beyond his years is an absolute understatement. He was the greatest comedian to ever live, not because of who he was on stage, but because of who he was off stage, the real person in day to day life was naturally funnier and more thought provoking than any other comedian to share their insight. Maybe if Carlin or Pryor grew up in the era of internet and being able to be seen and talk all the time they would be more influential than Patrice, but they're not, because 90% of who they are is on stage or written down and planned speaking. Patrice spoke from the heart, the soul, and he rarely ever held back. That's not something 99.9% of people are capable of, let alone comfortable doing. He didn't just talk either, the man would listen and change his mind if you presented a better argument. Patrice could have stood toe to toe with many of the Greek philosophers and been considered a friend by many of them if he lived in their time. The world suffered a far deeper loss than it ever realized on 11/29/2011 We didn't just lose a comedian that day, we lost one of the greatest intellectuals of the 21st Century, and I'm well aware that the Century just began.

[@pozloadescobar]

@@thomasshrum4006 Anthony and Patrice both deserve more credit for their intelligence. They were a lot more knowledgeable than they let on, making up for their lack of formal education with deep curiosity and intellect. Was always surprising when Ant would rattle off a textbook definition of a deep math and science concept, in spite of being a high school dropout

[@MrTurkgod]

@@thomasshrum4006 fucking beautiful comment brother. Enjoyed reading that!

[@goodvibesvince]

“I can’t argue maybe it is.” - Patrice O’Neil 😂😂😂

[@merlin4real]

This is so much deeper than it first appears. They are on point. There are 8 billion people ish. We currently produce enough food to feed 11.8 billion people. Yet 1 in 4 people go hungry daily. It's not just war, but lack of roads, random dark political motives, ect.

[@bullschitt3666]

I love that they're both right

[@mattjtw81]

"The mothafucka that plays a piano to talk"....😂😂😂

[@KalosPVP]

he later said, speaking with an accordion... omfg lol.

[@mikehink4062]

Man... what Patrice said about trust being routine and not actually about being trustworthy... he couldn’t be more correct. That’s the truest shit I’ve ever heard and EXACTLY what destroyed my last long term relationship. Not from my side either, but I KNEW as soon as the routine changed, something was off. And I couldn’t be happier that I called it immediately.

[@sskoog]

It's interesting, right? I'm not pointing the finger in either direction -- seems to be female-to-male more often than the converse, but I guess it can happen both ways -- regardless, the moment things shift into "I'm gonna second-guess you" or "I'm gonna hold some part of my trusting self back" or "I'm gonna make sudden sharp passive-aggressive remarks," it's almost a subconscious attempt to kill the relationship without actually saying it outright. Very rare to come back from that.

[@restlessnative3818]

This brother is literally the best thing on KZbin. Miss him terribly

[@ColinPierce]

39:40 Opie has a good one word retort with the "Shiiiiiiit" and I begin laughing. He then sees others are laughing and in his head believes he should say it again it was so good. It is said again, then cut off midway as he realizes right as he repeats it how bad he just did himself, taking all the funny away from it and also taking my smile with it.

[@Johnny1.0]

🤣

[@JuanCKaun]

Everytime I listen to thisbi need to watch Platoon. It's just one of those movies that never gets old, like the sting, I can watch it 5 times a month and I'm still sitting there eyes glued to the tv

[@mattmmilli8287]

Anthony doing Stephen hawking has me dying 😂😂😂💀

[@clkk3rd1]

1:18:02 is where magic begins to happen in the mind of Patrice O'Neal (as it often does), at the expense of David Letterman's wife. Pure genuis.

[@case1516]

5:57 Opie’s “he’s got one eyelid that works” hahaha god damn. Ok that got me 🤣🤣

[@goreds551]

Patrice: "The first black president, that's why he got it (referring to the Nobel peace price)." Very true.

[@diegoyotta]

“Pelvicbonia” lol Patrice was a genius

[@buhshmuh]

1:14:12 it always hurts when I hear Patrice predicting his death coming sooner than later

[@VashStarwind]

34:28 "Harold Benbeekwhay" LMAO

[@travistheangrychimp]

1:20:42 "The Year Rock. The Year Apple. The Year Stream. Go ahead." Thanks for adding to the story, Gregg.

[@scarsurfing]

Haters gonna hate.

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

Lol

[@FrostyLuciano]

The fact that O&A constantly had the creator of String Field Theory blows my mind. They just ask him random ass questions most of the time its great.

[@Dennis-xj8nh]

"Do you have a girlfriend?" LMFAO

[@Wutaskier]

@@Dennis-xj8nh great name

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

'''Who is that guy that talks through the piano''. Classic Patrice. Miss him so much.

[@theboystevens]

All men need to pay attention to Patrice’s Relationships Lecture from 1:18:00 to 1:48:15. Seriously. Also love Patrice’s Angle on Science-intent, political & social topics. Miss this guy man

[@theboystevens]

1:31:00 If He Gets Caught Cheating vs If She Got Caught Cheating …Demoted down to hoe, or down to hoe. Unless demoted to be out of life - which is fair. He can find another woman that: Wants to be held Wants to loved Wants money Wants to call me every f-ing second …I can go find pussy. She can’t just go I’m gonna go find love. That’s why it’s under my control She can’t go and just find love. She must find dick, and HOPEFULLY it’ll turn into love. Loyal love

[@theboystevens]

1:34:25

[@Michaeltarantio87]

Patrice o'neal.....I thank YOU! RIP #LLPO

[@mikehink4062]

To go from where this show started, and I mean this 3 hours, to where it ended up... fucking amazing lmao

[@jerrodbates8480]

gotta love patrice... absolutely incredible

[@thomaswiggins6668]

Patrice is a pure genius!!!!! Freaking hilarious

[@will3kgt]

A Charlie Brown "adults voice" Piano.

[@jakelavis3694]

what a legend patrice was! such a unique person!

[@SuchFinessse]

1:05:44 “my string theory is, you see a string, your sheets are getting dirty “ I’m fucking GEEKED bro. I’m in the waiting room of a lab about to get my blood drawn 🤣🤣

[@wyattsafran]

@25:41 Patrice knew exactly how things would play out in the next decade. Wow.

[@pozloadescobar]

12:47 Patrice predicting Ant's future domestic violence shenanigans to a T. Honestly creeped me out how prescient this was

[@ariesthekid]

When I listen to these episodes I just hope that somewhere there's an alternate universe where Jim Norton was not the third Mike for the entire show but Patrice O'Neal was. Don't get me wrong I love Jim but damn. Rest in power.

[@jacksoncothren5831]

I would gladly pay to listen to Cumia, Patrice, Louis, Voss, Jimmy, Colin and Nick everyday.

[@pactu9236]

In an alternate universe, Patrice fixed his diet and is still around talking shit.

[@Johnny1.0]

@@pactu9236 #facts

[@Frankybroadcast]

Bro. Patrice was a genius. He was so aware.

[@CatchingUpSlowly]

It’s interesting. This playlist might be the biggest part of Patrice’s legacy.

[@thekraken4886]

It definitely is

[@soundmindbodydivine]

Nope. Weston4020 owns that honor.

[@Messiah114]

Bro Patrice was on the ball politically back then, he wad ahead of his time. Called everything ouy nicely.

[@TBombz]

2:38:38 big oof, you can almost hear the show's brakes hissing to a halt. Keep that yap shut

[@isaaccruz5159]

dude no way I literally was hoping there was a time stamp in the comments about this. Good shit 💪🏾

[@MM-mq9xj]

22:00 Patrice was right. We just move the problem elsewhere and worry about it when it’s too late

[@pactu9236]

Yup. We make laws in America saying you can’t dump pollutants, so the companies go to Asia, dump them there and ship the goods back, all while persons back in America claiming asia is to blame for the pollution. As if the populous is dumb enough to not realize if the things we have here, come from there, then the pollutants there are cause if our wants here.

[@topherbrink705]

After this episode I'm pretty sure the CIA sent Patrice a big box of Krispy Kream donuts. 🍩

[@somewiseguyhehe]

what's the song playing in the background starting at 56:44 driving me crazy that song slaps

[@ZKTillThaWorldBlow781]

Anyone remember the episode where there talking about superheroes bout Aquaman I think and he says I can't stop a meteor coming to earth but I can make a 100 thousand dolphins jump high in the air

[@shunwan-shi-tong1237]

That one is Patrice and Hollywood. Type something similar to that and it will pop up.

[@eugeneruggirello6214]

He was talking about Lebrun being Superman.

[@StayPLUTO]

“We’re gonna need a bigger bun” had me dead 💀

[@jarmainegrant217]

Patrice O'Neal was a very smart man!!

[@know_thy_enemy]

Patrice will always be a legend! RIP

[@willbeard4835]

This is the best episode of Patrice I've ever heard. Amazing philosophy on women

[@Dennis-xj8nh]

If you want to hear more of that you should check out the so-called "Black Phillip Show", which. I think there were only a few episodes ever recorded but most of the material (if not all of it) can be found here on KZbin - entire episodes as well as some shorter clips. Last time I checked anyway, but if itĺ you can't find it here just Google it and you'll find it somewhere else. Relationship wisdom for the ages presented in Patrice's unique and hilarious way. Just amazing.

[@willelliot4001]

I think I say this after every Patrice segment I’ve ever heard.

[@JuanCKaun]

@@Dennis-xj8nh it's called the black Phillip show but patrice wasn't black Phillip lol

[@Docsamadhi]

The string theory joke by Anthony was underrated. Hilarious

[@Yurtworx]

Opie "this is patrices show" *goes on to talk about his dry oatmeal

[@tuco1121]

Just steering the ship and bringin' the funny bruthaaaaa.

[@wyattsafran]

@3:10:42 wow... some of the predictions on o&a ron&fez were pretty damn acurate. r.i.p. Fez Whatley

[@tiffanyfranko2938]

"Obama, Frank Perdue??" Score one for the Opester!! I laughed so hard at that. When Opie was funny, he was hilarious. I really like that side of him.

[@Edward-6909]

my god ,that bit @ the end with poor steve & the platoon analogy is so sublime & only patrice was able to pull it out .he was a waterwalker indeed trying to bring peace to the duality of man in large exemplified in both those two in mundane office politics.humor was & is healing factor & the chefs kiss, the doors Jim Morrison ending of enlightenment & healing.

[@burningheart84]

i will forever love Patrice O'Neal, 100% genuine.

[@lordenkidu1876]

18:30 onward Patrice is hitting right to the soul.

[@GreggEddwards]

absolutely insane how relevant this is 10+ years later

[@PresidentoftheManosquare]

God bless you Patrice.

[@og-reacts5824]

26:20 Patrice spot on with his vaccination take. Wow. RIP

[@joshualebron9552]

“I can’t argue maybe it is” is the best way to stop an argument lol

[@Frankybroadcast]

Anthony is such a genius impersonater. Amazing.

[@klatapirata]

What's the music at 56:44 ?

[@jr5469]

Thanks for slamming on the brakes with the oatmeal ,Opie.

[@sskoog]

1:17:58 -- Letterman -- there is an interesting sidebar here. I've been hearing, for years, that Dave (Letterman) is a constantly-angry person -- that his tight-lipped "Yup, yup, how bout that, ho ho ho, how funny" manner is a 24x7 partially-masked contempt. It apparently got (even) worse after he was blackmailed about the Stephanie Birkitt affair -- he felt like he couldn't trust anyone, like they were all piles of garbage, like they were all out to get him -- I think you can see this in his monologue and teeth-gritted speech with uncooperative guests, and (to me) his "on-air philandering confession + spousal apology" felt like a very angry, not-fully-sincere OMG they're making me do this schtick. There's some of it here, though not quite so fierce: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWapoqR9pbCtsKM

[@SolidTryThough]

"I'm quite a good survivalist." Hahaha Anthony hasn't slept outside since his drunken father forced him in the 7th grade.

[@EKunzman]

Gotta give it to op. " Would finally shut up all the scientists!" Was a great line, and then an hour and a half of nothing.

[@madz79]

How was that a great line?

[@Frankybroadcast]

Sad. Patrice passed away right before 12/21/12 too. 😭

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

The Prophet Patrice O'Neal

[@propaganja7264]

38:42 made me think what if we went back to bartering? Would we be fucked up then because Skills/knowledge/experience are just as valuable as money & possessions..

[@thomasshrum4006]

I'd absolutely LOVE to listen to 2022 Cumia argue with 2009 or whenever exactly this came out Cumia about the argument at @26:00 All that time actually hanging out with and talking to Alex Jones 1 on 1 changed the man. For better or worse.

[@coscanoe]

"The next president after Obama is gonna be that young preacher guy from Houston" Let me sit you down here Patrice...

[@stizacraack9693]

Opie said "do we understand each other" referring to the desert eagle melon roofie comment Nice one

[@Frankybroadcast]

23:12 The Grand Canyon's done. It doesn't need the water anymore. Ant's crazy. Lol

[@yelnaw]

My god the Letterman bit is unbelievable.

[@HansDester]

26:10 And people still think I'm crazy when I say this

[@chichigotdayayo555]

26:25....that's some Sept 2021 shit he spoke on YEARS AGO.

[@Gknows33]

Wildly prophetic

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Please listen to 32 seconds in. The best of Ant and Patrice interacting. I remember when I was an adorable child in the sixties in Catholic school and the missionaries would come back from Africa and speak to us at a big assembly. They said '' If we keep spreading Christianity and you keep collecting coins in your little orange UNICEF cartons on Halloween by the time you all grow up Africa will be exactly like America. No more famine, disease, tribal wars etc '''. It seems to be much worse and now the Chinese will enslave them with debt from defaulted infrastructure loans.

[@VoiceUnder]

Half the time I agree with Patrice, half the time I disagree. A man who thinks for himself and does not hold back is worthy of utmost respect. He died before I knew about him but can hear what a legend he was and will continue to be.

[@arlenbales3233]

26:09 Patrice was ahead of his time. He predicted the pandemic

[@RoseUnseen]

You can put 2022 on the date it’s still so true

[@rschultz9492]

Dr. Steve's stfu theory is the best 😂

[@nastyham5302]

Ant is so quick sometimes lol, cracks me up

[@pozloadescobar]

Patrice and Anthony don't get enough credit for their intellect. The fact that they could spontaneously have a deep and funny conversation about science, as total laymen, speaks to their genius. They certainly ran circles around college-educated and cocky Opie, and were far more compelling than the formulaic Michio Kaku

[@jeffmiller3499]

Patrice I agree with. Anthony.. not remotely. That's not him tho, he's good at being funny. (Crazy opie never learned a thing or two from him, Jim or any of the 30 comedians always on the show) But all he does is talk shit & play video games all day so, that's a given. never took the time to learn or build intellect. Won't even touch a screwdriver lol. Which to me, as a man, don't know how you're ever above that. I guess it's cool to be able to just pay ppl to do everything but. can't buy the feeling of achievement. Kinda like a kid never learning the value of a dollar. I know, he used to have a job but, you sure wouldn't know it lol.

[@soundmindbodydivine]

Well said.

[@324productions2]

It would be beautiful if Patrice was here today. Whoever reads this I mean present day, no matter how old this post states. RIP

[@Johnny1.0]

For sure

[@williambarringer6513]

I set a wpial record in 7th grade for running a two mile relay in 9:30 that’s a 2:12 split time for 800m that’s pretty much one minute per lap with the handoff in 7th grade I’m pretty much a athletic anomaly

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

Anthony is such an overtly racist spaz. It’s so refreshing… (That Patrice lady is pretty funny too)

[@Frankybroadcast]

9:35 Opie trying to make a joke and bombing, and Ant comes through, seconds later.

[@PenguinAmbassador]

26:00 rough time stamp ,around 26:26 For myself *current year*

[@bababooeydude]

This was amazing Patrice hopefully is a God now

[@alphawavesready6639]

When was this originally aired ? Damn I wish he was still Alive

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Opie sitting back waiting for Patrice to make his points & then finally chiming in is so Opie

[@JorgesUsername]

RIP Patrice. god damn this dude is like a Uncle Phil young soldiers.

[@MikeHMagic]

26:00 patrice predicts covid and event 201

[@goreds551]

55:10 What did Patrice say here?

[@kaziplayz1623]

26:20 fucking Patrice predicted this shit we're in

[@will3kgt]

Ya know....Someone once told me they wouldn't be surprised if Patrice was silenced instead him dying from what was told.....Listening to a lot of these O&A shows......🤔..Just..IDK man.

[@Huckabuck]

7:08 this is, one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@TruthSubjective]

Thank you!