Patrice O'Neal - Roasting Anthony's Hair

Patrice O'Neal and Jim Norton in studio, having a little fun with Anthony as he tries to explain the hair restoration process.

[@jdubya7]

Patrice's laugh at 5:11 makes him sound like he got catapulted through the air...

[@acrustykrab]

James LMAOOOOO000000000oooooooo

[@DropFloat]

I keep replaying it because of this comment

[@peteyalyanak]

lmaoo

[@wkeon]

James lmao

[@jonnydarkfang2816]

James Such a great comment! Perfect description, it really does sound like he's flying into the distance!

[@fuferito]

Patrice on Anthony's hair transplant process: "So, kinda like _Poltergeist,_ when they build new houses on top of a graveyard?"

[@Serote_Kaiba]

Shit was genius

[@germancruz3683]

Jesus christ lmfaooooooo

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

They overlooked that line. That was genius.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

The fact that he came up with that on the spot is crazy lol

[@willburke8373]

Ole haunted house head

[@scottyblades666]

Patrice's play-doh line fucking slayed me... R.I.P. Big Man.

[@dankburrito4219]

scottyblades That was great.

[@mobucks555]

"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head" Best line ever. I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.

[@spirit2might]

what movie?

[@jhova187]

I comeback just to listen to that part

[@mobucks555]

@@spirit2might hell if I know. This probably aired over 15 years ago.

[@cmendr011]

6:22

[@kylemcgill2966]

This and Haunted Head are gold 😂

[@Doomreb]

5:09 Patrice had one of the best laughs ever. Sounds like he's doing a couple back flips before jumping out of a window RIP Patrice!

[@jamesbaggett7223]

Like his ass just got catapulted 🤣

[@sca8217]

This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.

[@blocpartyfan97]

Been doing it everyday for years now haha

[@moriyokiri3229]

They're trash without Patrice

[@dept-7443]

“You can’t sneeze or tie your shoes” LOL

[@RyanHeinzman1985]

Patrice is up in heaven right now giving God advice. Legend.

[@desktopshorts7411]

I was crying with laughter then a bit of sadness. RIP big man. We need you now more than ever.

[@NxDoyle]

Thought you were my brother for a sec.

[@ReservoirPunk]

@@NxDoyle Dad?

[@cedricabad343]

2 years later from this post, we need him even more

[@merces47letifer4]

This is why cumia is a solid dude...he can take it just as well as he can give it. Unlike someone else we know...

[@aspergeropie529]

Nice try with the hate

[@highnumber9494]

merces47letifer Not anymore.

[@derpman909]

this comment hasnt aged well

[@AHighlander]

What's changed since this comment? Not disagreeing, just wondering.

[@DD-fs9xt]

@Gabriel Godina one makes a book, other stumbles around the streets doing pop up videos. Shit changes

[@hershbackridin]

I was crying at the play dough joke

[@marcanthony1113]

I think we all were

[@bejer916]

How crazy is it we all still get our fix of o and a through these clips. Also we all hate hearing opie. Lmao

[@NovaLena22]

bejer916 Long Speak for yourself. I thought Opie was funny here. Lol.

[@NovaLena22]

Ton Jones THAT'S how you respond to an "lol" comment??!! Ha...You're as humorless as you think Opie is.

[@fatmunch6318]

Opies a stuck up weak jackass who gets lucky sometimes

[@relaxcombo123]

Nova Lena the fact that jay jones didn’t get that obvious sarcasm is a travesty and an excellent example of why t here’s no hope for humanity. Good thing there are people like Patrice who exist to keep that glimmer of hope alive

[@sybo59]

0:35 Opie announced their dead friendship so early, so directly. Out of the mouth of babes...

[@andrewrivera2511]

So much for that book pact too. Loll

[@67Plush]

When Patrice’s TRUE laugh gets going, I lose the ability to keep straight face while listening Dude has that laugh that gets everyone else going lmao

[@cristiangarcia-sz2xx]

He called him sonic the hedgehog! Lmao!

[@Roy__Batty]

“You have a haunted head.”

[@hasben0]

Lmao I fell down when he said that😂😂😂

[@MarkGormlyIsHung]

Could you imagine a show with just Cumia, Patrice and Norton

[@adamcarbo73]

Mark Gormley Cumia, Patrice, Norton, Dipalo, Burr, and Blobby Kelly and Vos for cannon fodder. And Otto and George

[@pophangtime88]

lol theyre called NOPIE lmfao

[@sirmasterbossman185]

Mark Gormley old Norton was awesome

[@johnnybgood774]

Patrice made the show I wouldn't listen if Patrice wasn't on

[@The_Lag_Monster]

Opie kept things going smoothly, but he wasnt great to bounce off of.

[@davem.8120]

"Freddie's follicle shop" lol

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

The image of Anthony in a du-rag was almost more than Patrice could handle. And who can blame him? No one should be subjected to that image🤣🤣🤣

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Looking like a Iranian bomb maker

[@mikehoncho6489]

Anthony may laugh at himself more than he does anyone else. Another reason he's the best.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Yep

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Zero ego

[@GGtheRealest]

6:20 😂😂😂😂 holy fuck 😂 that Patrice joke with him and the whole room erupting in laughter must be how the roasts at the Comedy Cellar went down lmao

[@Frankybroadcast]

Dude is a comedic genius, for those line alone.

[@josephcook732]

Right!!! That's definitely a cellar scene lmaoooooooo

[@user-gw8kh1dx4c]

How is there always new stuff I haven't seen from him? They never disappoint either.

[@sketch2347]

maybe hes still alive #patriceishidinginanthonieshouse

[@ComedianMoGreen]

Cuz he ain't dead

[@atomicboomstick2543]

Liam Sweeney theres around 137 episodes of him on o and a. Start from episode 1

[@Blood0cean]

This is old

[@RenewedRS]

This is really old. You're finding new stuff because you haven't watched his old stuff.

[@Frankybroadcast]

"They shoulda just put Play Doh in your mouth, and just grinded it, right through your stupid head". I'm dying over here. Lmao.

[@deedavis5star]

😆😆😆😆 I come back to this part every other year to laugh! Patrice 👑

[@pmorton7960]

The play-do line!! omg

[@FoundSonofMary]

RIP Patrice. We all love you brother.

[@simplelife88393]

Love how Patrice can't contain his laughter at the thought of Ant needing a do-rag

[@alvalankerofficial]

"So you have a Haunted Head?" lmaooooo

[@jaybo10151]

6:15 'ol Spagetti head haha

[@ThePiscesgirl318]

Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.

[@NPORT1981]

I love coming back to all these classic Patrice moments every 6 months to a year. Such a legend would be so amazing to have right now.

[@Doorito_]

5:11 that time Patrice fell down a well

[@KC0462]

😄

[@The_Lag_Monster]

Ol' spaghetti head killed me! Patrice roasted Ant lol.

[@kylemcgill2966]

"They shoulda just put Playdoh in your mouth and grinded it up and pushed it through your head" Fucking Gold!

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Stupid head lol

[@russsnyder2026]

Sometimes I randomly think about Patrice’s play-doh line and just start laughing

[@catsinjello]

That Hawaiian Punch line killed me

[@clarabellen]

Ditto xD Just rewound it twice hahahaa ♥

[@TheDosage-Music]

Lol the Hawaiian Punch guy.

[@kyleb8596]

God damn. So many hilarious jokes in this clip. Fucking top notch comedy!

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

6:25 Play-Doh ground thru stupid head 😂

[@BbNaB]

I didn't sleep well, and this was do funny it woke me right up. Unfortunately it also made me teary eyed and sad, I really miss Patrice.

[@thehound1359]

God I remember hearing this on the radio the first time driving to work. Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed

[@thegiftedone]

That thumbnail is perfect!…..it’s exactly the face they are making throughout this whole podcast! Lol

[@alvalankerofficial]

This is one of the best beatings Patrice ever gave Anthony or anyone. Classic stuff.

[@DropFloat]

Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man

[@alvalankerofficial]

Oh my God this is so funny, one of the best O&A segments of all time. Patrice just destroys Ant.

[@flcl64]

5:09 Mario does a backflip out of a 20th story window.

[@BigupSlime]

“Play-doh in your mouth, and grind it up through the holes in your head.” Rolling fr

[@twobricksshyofaload9703]

I just heard the line about they had a pact not to write any books if they ever break up. Funny, I just bought the second Anthony Cumia book on my kindle.

[@TarantulaFingers]

That play-doh line fucks me up every time

[@SirDiamondRod]

Opie played his part in making these shows featuring the magnificent comedic chemistry of Patrice, Ant, and Jim.

[@TheSpear]

he was a great board op.

[@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids]

5:08 god damn i miss patrice on air

[@chichigotdayayo555]

There's ah Adams apple on your cheek now😂😂😂😂 damn you Patrice😂😂😂🙏🏾🥺

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

5:10 Patrice is an Angry Bird

[@dazlolkaitis4978]

Jimmy said Ant looks like Hawaiian Punch guy lol.

[@kylemcgill2966]

Haunted Head and Play-doh head 😂

[@tdurling6028]

Opie killing the vibe as usual

[@doodleydoo2369]

I miss Patrice every day

[@GGtheRealest]

3:16 😂😂 Anthony sounds like he's watching another soldier get shot 😛😂

[@McLovinMcFlurry]

Ahhhh STRRIIPPPP!!!!!!

[@CarRamrod-uf2ub]

3:43 "it takes 4 months for your head to stop looking like an underarm?"

[@dezznutz3743]

"...or do you look like the Hawaiian punch guy?" OMG Jimmy!!!

[@l3a4c1m]

I suggested it! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

All I could think was if Patrice lived long enough to see Anthony’s hair... 😭😭😭😭

[@gabrielbarahona5380]

It was either you looked perfect or you looked like the Hawaiian punch guy. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffreycherep8264]

Fuckin' brutal. Love it.

[@jeffreycherep8264]

The play-doh line destroyed me.

[@stagglee1227]

0:28 Patrice quietly sniffs something out that we wouldn't discover for years to come...

[@RUDYRAYYYMO]

A haunted head...fuckin hilarious

[@kevinerosa]

2:41 The haunted head comment should of got more laughs.

[@therealkevinortiz8823]

"cut the back of my face" Patrice

[@hotdog7583]

Anthony threw that pact right out the window huh lmao

[@germancruz3683]

I always come back for that “youre either gonna be fine or look like the Hawaiian punch guy” line lmfaooooo good lord!!!!

[@michaelkane9996]

This gave me a good laugh not heard this one before

[@constantinomorales2594]

6:22 ol spaghetti play-do head Ant

[@madtitanthanos6546]

When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run

[@jujuyamaguchi5994]

Let me see your head Sonic the hedgehog 🤣🤣

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

took me a bit to realize he was talking about sonic's ball mode and the shine spot on him

[@frankbourassa2456]

This was Patrice’s gift for all the black people Ant offended over the years

[@jon2067]

Oh boo hoo

[@stevenweishaupt8591]

I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .

[@ethanmurray2203]

There are no staples. They implant individual follicles. They just start growing. I did it, completely natural hair grew in. I paid about $3 a follicle, I got 2200 implants..totally worth it . I wasn't bald, just a high hairline. Do it if it bugs you!

[@HolyGhostofBobbyLupo]

Wait, they vowed NO BOOK, if they broke up???

[@indo42O]

Poor Anthony, taking a Savage beating, lol

[@officialraylong]

Well, that no-book pact really worked out...

[@gregbradshaw7220]

haunted head hahahaha

[@MrAppie9090]

Isn't it funny that Patrice picked up on the impending O&A meltdown?

[@gmoss47]

Right off he was on it.

[@Doomreb]

'do it big guy!'

[@rockinrew4925]

Ant broke the pact a wrote a book

[@TheSpear]

what Anthony had is basically a scalp lift. peeped his more recent photos , he face looks weird.

[@KC-bg1th]

Ants face has looked 70 since his 30's.

[@TreborPaulson]

Right off the bat Patrice sniffed out their rift And at least Opie’s honest with him

[@luistorres358]

i still cry when i listen to this. Patrice was so unique and wish he could be around so he can talk about all this shit going on

[@Martin081689]

Lemme see your head, sonic the hedge hog! Lmao 😂...

[@rigo1124]

💀💀💀 spaghetti head

[@MMough]

Opie really only laughs at his own jokes or when something bad happens to someone.

[@robj362]

The average person sheds up to 100 hairs a day. What I don't understand is how they keep the hair from eventually shedding once its transplanted. Eventually it go into the resting phase then fall out leaving you back to square one

[@KC-bg1th]

0:54 Speaking of: I highly recommend the audio book version of Permanently Suspended.

[@jessieb9384]

Kind of a dick move after they agreed to not doing a book if they split

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

You can tell that Ant is ok with Patrice taking friendly jabs about his hair, but he seems annoyed when Opie does it 😂

[@puremercury]

Opie actually was pretty good here, probably because he was insulting Anthony. Labor of love.

[@bullfranthrow]

For a moment I forgot Patrice was gone until I saw the R.I.Ps in the comments.

[@JoeMACofNAC]

If Patrice and Joey Diaz ever were on the same show, would either one shut up?

[@anthoniemadsen7673]

What is the song 1.40 in? Can't shazam is without them shuting up

[@joechill5512]

Same

[@dustinpatsios554]

its be yourself by audioslave

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Opies jealously of Ant is palpable...(00:35)....he could never be able to do any of those shows alone...hell, he was never able to do O&A by himself

[@jpmaready]

What is that guitar riff at the first minute ?

[@andresguzman3203]

Be yourself by audioslave

[@AJ-gj9qe]

ok I'm barely over halfway & this is hilarious, fuck I miss Patrice. Cumia is a good sport but he kinda has to be with how much he dishes out lol

[@csaw780]

Ope does have his moments and his hall monitor routine makes the class clowns their funniest

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

His rob a bank comment on Stunt brain was pretty funny

[@michaelnavoichick1356]

What year is this?

[@orenthalsimpson]

All of those follicles have died since this was recorded