Patrice O'Neal's Puma suit story on O&A (I got robbed twice)

Here's Patrice's account on getting robbed when he was a kid in a real funny moment on the Opie and Anthony show.
Credit goes to Weston4020 for the complete episode - Make sure to check out his Patrice O'Neal on O&A archives here: / weston4020
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[@bizzle420]

I genuinely miss this man all the time. He was one of a kind and totally underrated.

[@drsmith4806]

I know how you feel Patrice was the man, imagine how hard we would be laughing if he was still with us. Miss you big man.

[@weircali]

Amen

[@MMRome]

“There’s somebody breakdancing in my shit” one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂😂

[@kylemajor9549]

“Somewhere not good “ is a legendary line

[@mahtinown-eel]

“He showed me the ‘G’ of the gun” That’s such a funny subtlety that made Patrice brilliant

[@jonnybrello4360]

It's so smart how he plays it to your mind, I can picture the grip being a big G with UN waiting in the pocket.

[@jayst9270]

Handle and trigger-guard of a revolver looks like a lowercase g. Hammer too know that I think about it…

[@jonnybrello4360]

@@jayst9270 He just painted the picture and we all got it. It's perfection.

[@jayst9270]

@@jonnybrello4360 I’m just letting you know that’s old slang, Patrice was great but that phrase wasn’t some profound creative phenomenon.

[@jonnybrello4360]

@@jayst9270 I'm just letting you know that you didn't let me know anything. I'm talking about how he said it, not what he said.

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

"My mother got mad." How on earth dose Patrice make a story like this sound so funny? God damn.

[@millyonair9225]

He had a shitty mother, and was always funny tellings us about it.

[@sevengramrocks2746]

“I stuck my heart in my pocket so he wouldn’t take that away too” shit dog 😂😂😂

[@srijanagrawal255]

This is why Patrice is the best at telling these stories. If someone else had this happen to them they'd just be like "yo this was crazy this was fucked up etc" but Patrice has a whole philosophy built around this incident. It upgrades your understanding of the world. You can take so much more away from this than the hood is dangerous

[@larrygerry985]

The reason why Patrice is missed was the brutal honesty of what he talks about.

[@liambutler9427]

He may not have always been right, but he was always honest

[@liambutler9427]

He's the Arthur Rimbaud of comedy. If that's too literary a reference, I'll phrase it like this

[@liambutler9427]

I watched a mini-documentary about Groucho Marx once where they called him "Comedy's Great Anarchist." I think that tile now belongs to Patrice O'Neal

[@OMNIBAD]

God I miss listening to Patrice. Such a loss man. We were lucky to have him on this earth as long as we did. Thanks for the upload, it’s nice to listen to these gems again.

[@GaijinTV]

Patrice, Rest In Peace. Miss his ‘ness..

[@paulfroelich1024]

Opie just enjoying his job and not being insecure, wish we could have had more of that guy, he seems way happier.

[@jungshin87]

i remember going from late O&A to early O&A and was shocked at the difference

[@steamedyam]

This hurts to read :(

[@lozicrazy]

What does this meam

[@jungshin87]

@@lozicrazy before jimmy norton and before everybody basically understood opie is a piece of shit, opie was way more confident , vocal, and input his own jokes and ideas. he laughed way more. he never did dumb shit like burp into the mic constantly or whisper stupid shit. he was just engaged and having fun with his new best friend anthony. well...late game opie is a different animal. bitter. gets annoyed and angry and tunes out or randomly starts doing "random" "zany" shit like make burp noises constantly for no reason. spiteful.

[@groalerable]

@@lozicrazy A lot of comedians started coming on air during the XM run. in the late years, especially after Patrice's death, opie got disgruntled that the banter between comics became the focus of the show instead of him.

[@JDC52]

Patrice you are still so missed!

[@maniac50ae14]

Anthony's gut laughs is the icing on the cake

[@mrfoxydoodles]

Patrice is the patron saint of comedy

[@KerkinWayno]

Dressed like Ozone from Breaking 😂😂😂😂Lol

[@memetixTV]

Ahh vintage O&A! Thanks for the upload.

[@ahigherorder]

Nah, thank you! There's more coming in the next few days

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"I was dressed like Ozone from Breakin', nigga" If Patrice hasn't used that in a stand-up or something, that's such an insane, deep cut analogy/reference. Gotta love him.

[@grimreaperx89ify]

I swear i hear a new story about patrice every time i find one of these videos

[@mangokane11]

LMAO! " there's somebody that was.... that was breakdancing in my shi÷! 🤣

[@cobracultist6188]

Good ol trusty rusty pumpmaster 760

[@jarmainegrant217]

Lol...that story of him getting robbed is hilarious...

[@YoungBlackFly]

4 more pumps!

[@felenti4956]

GOAT

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

"Meyaah my G!" Lmao I'm dying

[@asheriko26]

God I love this story.

[@deerman420]

i got robbed walking home with popeyes, it just makes you a target.

[@diggysoze2897]

It’s because you’re a flaming red flag

[@thomaswiggins6668]

Patriiiiiccceeee!

[@madsniper0910]

This channels profile pic is legendary

[@asheriko26]

The way he says "puma" is killing me every time 😂

[@santodeportes5946]

ROXBURY IN THE '80s broken down by a Native.

[@justiceholiday6740]

7:18 that laugh no homo

[@Voicenreason247]

Real, there is no substitute

[@D-Fens_1632]

Ohhhh man hahahaha I only lasted to "pull some Boyz n the Hood shit." I've heard this before but I'd forgotten about that part. Goddamn Patrice could tell a story.

[@weircali]

Ant and Patrice were both thinking about that scene in Boyz in the Hood. When Ant beats Patrice to it, Patrice's laugh/yell is priceless

[@zer0_d0wn45]

bring o&a back... 2024

[@VikingSloth]

Why so many years from now?

[@hublotkingcole683]

they dont even like each other, thats a stupid idea.

[@TonySeagle]

"Aw they can't be alive now." hahaha 9:49

[@deanbrooks7297]

Patrice knows better because evil always finds a way to survive, they get theirs eventually however it takes awhile.

[@Optimusprimerib36]

What are the odds puma suit guy is still alive? There’s probably a better chance of winning powerball

[@footguy215]

I can't wait to see what Bill Burr podcast/bit follows this on my KZbin.

[@GGtheRealest]

Hilarious. I fucking hate that shit. I just want more Patrice lol

[@christianthomas1877]

Just how shit goes down in the hood lol sad but u can look back at it n laugh it off because u still have ya life

[@Sleazball_]

🤔🧐 do u have ur life or r u just in the matrix 😑

[@phanatic215]

True bro. A lot of people have died for less. My cousin is in jail for life for killing a guy he owed money to for a tattoo.

[@deanbrooks7297]

@@phanatic215 how is he in jail if it’s self defense?

[@jamesbrown2285]

Dean Brooks you kill a guy you owe money to, who provided services to you, and see if “self defense” holds up in the eyes of your victim’s family, better yet, the court judge…

[@JokermanUno]

P is right. At least back then in this story they let you live afterwords.

[@treasuretrails]

He wanted to live so bad man but only made it to 41 :(

[@Ps-we3pp]

he had diabets and apparently had a terrible diet. its a shame, the world needsa patrice

[@deecool47]

I think Patrice had accepted his fate. He wasn't going to live a healthy lifestyle. Shame, cause I wish he knew how loved and missed he would've been.

[@breakingpointrecords]

I am never getting hit again

[@rg-pq1kb]

6:50 opie has to step on his line

[@rockstrongo3823]

Enraging.

[@nikothehero799]

Bro this shit is hilarious. The basketball dude. Where they made him evolve into a basketball like a transformer so they could shoot basketballs at his face. Jesus christ!!

[@mightymoeish]

What episode is this from?

[@ericlabonte3817]

Any watch enthusiasts that can identify the watch on his wrist in that image?

[@billrafferty6552]

If he wouldn’t have died Dave Chappell would have one contender left for greatest of all time. He died just before the comedy community blew up and it’s just not fair he never got the recognition he deserved.

[@andrewwhite1576]

Good people die the loudest

[@olympic1l196]

Is that a real picture of Patrice?

[@brandonb3174]

I thinks its from a movie

[@ahigherorder]

It's from Nature Calls

[@jungshin87]

he came up with the punching the air meme right her e

[@jamingjohnson2275]

I've never thought that Patrice O'Neal was that good of a stand-up comedian. But I have to say, him on radio, and some of the funniest s*** that I have ever heard.

[@rockstrongo3823]

Decent stand up. Literally the greatest in just talking shit and busting balls.

[@MirelesRaiderClan]

Really? Patrice with a shotgun?! With a story about getting robbed?! With how much Patrice hated guns?! No. I call BS.

[@rickDArula]

He didn't hate guns, he just couldn't get one cuz he was a felon

[@DHodges187]

This isn't new. BLOCKED!

[@jimbrace4671]

he''s been dead for about a decade !

[@christianthomas1877]

He been dead! What u thought he was doing interviews from the grave!?!??

[@dominicdeluca6378]

I'm blocking you, Doyle!

[@IuItim]

He dead

[@HoodrichShinobi]

who tf has a name like doyle what even is that. Some medieval ass name you got