Patrice O'Neal vs. Jim Norton (The Picture)

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Comedy Crackhead

Comedy Crackhead

6 жыл бұрын

Patrice would love nothing more than seeing Jimmy disappointed as he eagerly awaits to have his picture with J.Lo signed to add to his photo collection. Patrice tries to convince Steve Leeds not to have it signed, and Roland joins in the fun by messing with Jimmy too. As they wait to see if it gets signed, they look through Jimmy's photo collection as Jimmy shares stories of his photos and photo opportunities gone wrong.

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@albert1158
@albert1158 6 жыл бұрын
Norton's conversation with RuPaul: RuPaul: "I've heard about you." Jim: "How much?" RuPaul: "Well I've seen your last special and talked to some..." Jim: "No, I mean how much?"
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 5 жыл бұрын
Albert 😭😭😭😭😭
@IntoTheVoid96
@IntoTheVoid96 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that this isn't the most liked comment bugs me.
@VinnyLations
@VinnyLations 3 жыл бұрын
I snorted to this comment. 😂
@TL2354
@TL2354 3 жыл бұрын
@@IntoTheVoid96 you need a life
@davidruiz3003
@davidruiz3003 3 жыл бұрын
What's the joke
@merces47letifer4
@merces47letifer4 6 жыл бұрын
Norton being super creepy as usual and Patrice smashing him for it. The golden era.
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 жыл бұрын
merces47letifer ..only time it's better is when Colin is smashing Norton
@JustinRyanNumber1
@JustinRyanNumber1 6 жыл бұрын
merces47letife
@pts5217
@pts5217 6 жыл бұрын
I miss this era and these guys so much.
@merces47letifer4
@merces47letifer4 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 agreed. Colin is a legend.
@rudym4449
@rudym4449 3 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing better than when Jim gets smashed for being the pompous creep he is
@FranklynRBonfante
@FranklynRBonfante 4 жыл бұрын
Kenny: "I saw the ass up close" Yimmy: "She said the same thing"
@ReedTelevision
@ReedTelevision 7 ай бұрын
“Here’s why I’m freaked out I’m not freaked out” -Jimmy 😂😂😂😂
@ralphrmillerjr
@ralphrmillerjr 4 жыл бұрын
"Norton just swallowed his gum" RIP king
@deedavis5star
@deedavis5star 6 жыл бұрын
Miss the big fella. Genius...Would love to hear his take on everything going on today.
@alexjay7183
@alexjay7183 6 жыл бұрын
What would Patrice say? I ask myself all the time
@0gr312
@0gr312 6 жыл бұрын
"bitches, man. right? i'm hungry. why's my face numb?"
@4Legacy
@4Legacy 6 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear from Patrice, and also Carlin.
@mathieutyler00
@mathieutyler00 3 жыл бұрын
He would hate you thinking of him as "big fella".
@trollofjom7291
@trollofjom7291 2 жыл бұрын
@@mathieutyler00 why are you triggered?
@Dan-ys8nk
@Dan-ys8nk 5 жыл бұрын
Greatest moment was 29:16. Kenny: "I saw the ass up close" Jimmy: "She said the same thing when she walked by you." This is exactly why I love Jimmy. He has the best timing for a comedian. Hilarious.
@Ozhull
@Ozhull Жыл бұрын
That's not very funny or witty... You're pretty easy to impress lmao
@immanuelcunt7296
@immanuelcunt7296 Жыл бұрын
​@@Ozhull Its both funny and witty, and you're a pretentious douche who I can practically guarantee has never been funny.
@accidentalpatient4152
@accidentalpatient4152 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy in his prime could be very quick though​@@Ozhull
@peeweehermanunit
@peeweehermanunit 6 жыл бұрын
its too bad jimmy and patrice weren't on more shows together
@carson21211
@carson21211 3 жыл бұрын
They where best friends. Had to be hard on Jim when he died.
@deedee6799
@deedee6799 3 жыл бұрын
Best friends? ......
@carson21211
@carson21211 3 жыл бұрын
@@deedee6799 Good friends?
@Non-binarycisdude
@Non-binarycisdude 3 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd?
@accidentalpatient4152
@accidentalpatient4152 2 ай бұрын
They were on loads together what do you mean?
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 5 жыл бұрын
That click pic is so epic. Jimmy looks like a ghost in the midst of tan Hollywood elites.
@PYRO949
@PYRO949 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@markvickroy6725
@markvickroy6725 6 жыл бұрын
37:41 the way little jimmy adds "and Ozzy" is priceless classic Jimmy. It's worth a few cents less than a signed Times Square Elmo picture
@sailingbikingandmore2765
@sailingbikingandmore2765 2 жыл бұрын
Much better times when Patrice O’Neal was alive. He’s such a comic gangsta
@psychicandice
@psychicandice 6 жыл бұрын
“Was her back sweaty?” Very clever, Ant
@mattmurray517
@mattmurray517 5 жыл бұрын
PsychicAndIce took me a sec. but that was a good one
@rubberchix
@rubberchix 4 жыл бұрын
dont get it
@scorcoz
@scorcoz 4 жыл бұрын
@@mattmurray517 ...there's nothing clever about it. He just asked a simple question
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 4 жыл бұрын
Hairy Mexican backs is the joke
@howardanderson3662
@howardanderson3662 3 жыл бұрын
@@anythingbutmyrealname negative. He may have been making a racist joke calling her a "wet back" a derogatory term for Mexicans.
@stagglee1227
@stagglee1227 6 жыл бұрын
18:18 begins Leeds' horrible Zeplin story that Patrice perfectly punctuates with what we were all thinking.
@OneCash
@OneCash 5 жыл бұрын
"I know a plumber who got that same story"
@diro91
@diro91 2 жыл бұрын
@19:42 summarised how we felt listening to it perfectly 🤣🤣
@the701squad
@the701squad 6 жыл бұрын
that picture of norton. . .
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like Ryan Seacrest brought his "special" cousin to work.
@jrsmith3344
@jrsmith3344 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheZigzagman HAHAHA!! When I first glanced at the pic, I was like, who's the big bitch on the left? Oh, that's Stephen Tyler
@mirkokraovac9068
@mirkokraovac9068 3 жыл бұрын
Norton loves to ask favors of celebrities
@Titant2
@Titant2 4 жыл бұрын
6:21 that segment aged great XD
@isthatyoujaunwayne4183
@isthatyoujaunwayne4183 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy became the Jackie the Joke man of O and A after this 😂
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 5 жыл бұрын
"Hold your girlfriend" 😭
@pezcontainer
@pezcontainer 6 жыл бұрын
I want people to show this picture to people who dont know who jimmy is, and comment their reactions
@sPankss52
@sPankss52 3 ай бұрын
The Cosby being friendly checks out.
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 6 жыл бұрын
I love Kenny. He's such a wholesome and sweet man.
@krayzeejojo
@krayzeejojo 6 жыл бұрын
A true class act, just wish he would’ve told over-privileged Opie to go fuck himself sometimes.
@mattmurray517
@mattmurray517 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice’s Houston plug “I miscalculated!”
@dey7890
@dey7890 4 жыл бұрын
Weird how ny screen was down in the comment section and i looked right at this comment as he said it
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 жыл бұрын
Never heard Jim so uncomfortable!! Even playing his first comedy tapes on air... his mind is not in that studio
@mattyboyanderson
@mattyboyanderson 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man the guy who refuses to talk into the mic really makes this clip a joy
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 7 күн бұрын
27:12 Dice Man hit Yimmy with some legendary pranks 😂😂😂
@PeterTeal77
@PeterTeal77 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is that wormy kid in school who would always lash out and be a jerk, while pretending to be the victim of the cool/pretty/athletic kids.
@GorbyP
@GorbyP Жыл бұрын
Nah dude
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 7 күн бұрын
Yes
@comicsgalore1660
@comicsgalore1660 6 жыл бұрын
If they only knew what Bill Cosby would turn into 😂
@mosaabmossabi1516
@mosaabmossabi1516 6 жыл бұрын
like Dave said he rapes but he also saves
@jayfiverridesusa
@jayfiverridesusa 4 жыл бұрын
He saves more than he rapes.
@Non-binarycisdude
@Non-binarycisdude 3 жыл бұрын
Now the picture's worth more 😂
@kilianconn5091
@kilianconn5091 2 жыл бұрын
A war hero
@Jay-fx4tx
@Jay-fx4tx 5 ай бұрын
I had two young ladies think i was bruce willis at the airport lol.
@Our_Sole_Pusch
@Our_Sole_Pusch Күн бұрын
How? Were you messing up your lines?
@BIGNOSEPOPPA
@BIGNOSEPOPPA 6 жыл бұрын
Dam I forgot what episode this was but it is funny
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 жыл бұрын
I AM GAMER ..Norton is psychotic
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 5 жыл бұрын
I love Norton but if he were my friend I would have beaten him with a bat for this. Also, SARS
@sathanaful
@sathanaful 6 жыл бұрын
Wormy James Norton
@bigbadwolf548
@bigbadwolf548 4 жыл бұрын
So speaks the mouth of Sauron.
@dillonwalsh3258
@dillonwalsh3258 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the squashed version of the photo chosen to accompany the audio
@Sora744
@Sora744 6 жыл бұрын
34:40 Danny Trejo was actually like 67 when Jim took a picture with him. So it's not really a surprise he was as short as Floyd maywether at that point in his life.
@turkeyfist
@turkeyfist Жыл бұрын
Two best silly goose best buds
@dillonwalsh3258
@dillonwalsh3258 4 жыл бұрын
In this photo they all look like something sold in a box at Newbury Comics
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын
37:20 *I know for a fact no one was complaining that's just Opie trying to find a way to shut up Patrice. Pathetic.*
@sumeahsking8019
@sumeahsking8019 3 жыл бұрын
Do you?
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын
@@sumeahsking8019 Yup
@sumeahsking8019
@sumeahsking8019 3 жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgill2966 Explain
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын
@@sumeahsking8019 I'll post link if I find it but Both Jim and Ant have said that Opie used to use the Pal Talk/Instant Feedback to steal jokes and put blame on listeners for things he was too pussy to bring up to someone's face. If you're an O&A/Patrice fan you can see how this is possible.
@snarkynader9400
@snarkynader9400 Жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgill2966 possible of course, but you said you know for a fact.
@Lamtitude
@Lamtitude 3 жыл бұрын
37:10 Opie blames the listeners when it was him that had the problem with Patrice eating on mic.
@Stephen-lt1tp
@Stephen-lt1tp 2 жыл бұрын
I always noticed Jimmy never fought back against Patrice he loved him so much. It was only at his roast or when he was pushed right in the corner he would joke back on him.
@MrTwon1610
@MrTwon1610 Жыл бұрын
Because he knew couldn't go against Patrice without getting completely obliterated
@dandansen4261
@dandansen4261 4 жыл бұрын
Sad irony is that Patrice actually did have enough money to last him his life.
@Valkonnen
@Valkonnen 4 жыл бұрын
Think Again.....Patrice O'Neal was a comedian and celebrity that became noted for his many stand up performances throughout his career. At the time of his death, he was estimated to have a net worth of $500 thousand.
@gtagerry2896
@gtagerry2896 Жыл бұрын
Dude was buying $300 hats to match a jacket, he definitely needed more money.
@leonardsr.1389
@leonardsr.1389 3 жыл бұрын
I have a serious lack of godfather quotes in my life since this show ended
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 7 күн бұрын
You had to straighten my Anthony Cumia out?
@Dakotaidk
@Dakotaidk 4 жыл бұрын
Erock being fat is my favorite running joke
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 жыл бұрын
I catch myself fantasizing that the world would be a different place today with Patrice. As if his wisdom and ability to explain difficult emotions that many just can’t find the words for, would have kept O&A together and comedy would not be on eggshells today. It’s just the sad fact that he died, and therefore his fan base explodes, that he’s seen as immortal. There aren’t many people with comments saying “glad he’s alive and doing this work!”. It’s always after, when you realize how much someone meant, and study their words without hearing current opinion that may be disliked.
@mikecappadocia5959
@mikecappadocia5959 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy sucking up his snot into the Mic is fucked
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 жыл бұрын
James Larva Norton
@Dan-ys8nk
@Dan-ys8nk 5 жыл бұрын
Colin rules!
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 жыл бұрын
He’s the best
@jakebee7205
@jakebee7205 2 жыл бұрын
jimatozoa
@thdgcfx
@thdgcfx 2 жыл бұрын
"ohhh boy.."
@chadhope8124
@chadhope8124 6 жыл бұрын
No wonder he ended up on power
@alanzojones9177
@alanzojones9177 7 ай бұрын
This is radio! (Opie voice)
@markpumpkin-pumpernicklere3100
@markpumpkin-pumpernicklere3100 4 жыл бұрын
If i was Jimmy in that picture, I'd just be staring at her feet.. Steven Tyler's
@joshv4982
@joshv4982 10 ай бұрын
Ohhh Boyyy…
@VeN0m88
@VeN0m88 4 жыл бұрын
A rod was a primadonna his whole career and all his teammates thought so too. FACT
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 2 жыл бұрын
You are way too fired up about this.
@ohErza
@ohErza 4 жыл бұрын
Opie duller than a plastic knife and Patrice is a fucking legend rip big man!
@chriswatts5531
@chriswatts5531 5 жыл бұрын
jesus god I would rather listen to Patrice crunching on salad all day then hear even 1 word from opie.
@DeadbeatGodfather
@DeadbeatGodfather 4 жыл бұрын
A fuckin men
@rossrobertson674
@rossrobertson674 6 жыл бұрын
Watch out jimmy, me too, lol
@mrfantastic9966
@mrfantastic9966 4 жыл бұрын
Hate those type of people
@iubball410
@iubball410 3 жыл бұрын
37:35 😢
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman 4 жыл бұрын
"You photoshopped out a flash?" What do you think Photoshop is for?
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman 4 жыл бұрын
@1 2 I'm forty...
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman 4 жыл бұрын
@1 2 You didn't see giant flashes fucking up the white balance in real life.
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 жыл бұрын
THE LAST 10 SECONDS are the best!! Patrice: who is that woman on the left.. *boys mumbling as if Steven Tyler is cool but yeah damn looks too girly and “let’s be honest” kicks in.* Norton: worst jokes ever Anthony: he’s horrible...
@jco2727
@jco2727 4 жыл бұрын
Jim norton could get #metoo with this picture.🤔
@dey7890
@dey7890 4 жыл бұрын
No
@TL2354
@TL2354 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, her arm is around him. He definitely has a complaint
@MoxRuthless
@MoxRuthless 6 жыл бұрын
Turns out Patrice didn’t have to worry about saving for retirement... R.I.P.
@possiblepilotdeviation5791
@possiblepilotdeviation5791 6 жыл бұрын
Mox Ruthless Thanks for the cripplingly emotional depression.
@MoxRuthless
@MoxRuthless 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed he was/is!
@mitchellwilliam95
@mitchellwilliam95 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's true. RIP Patrice!
@mrfantastic9966
@mrfantastic9966 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@kingsnorkie
@kingsnorkie 4 жыл бұрын
You as cold as ice!! 😂🤣
@EGarrett01
@EGarrett01 5 жыл бұрын
29:29
@TheSpear
@TheSpear 3 жыл бұрын
never seen jim do stand up.
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 2 жыл бұрын
Keep us updated on what other standup comedians you haven’t seen live.
@MrTwon1610
@MrTwon1610 Жыл бұрын
Don't watch it! He is a terrible stand up and mediocre radio personality (at best)
@joshyd1164
@joshyd1164 2 жыл бұрын
50.00
@arturojuarez1270
@arturojuarez1270 2 жыл бұрын
This has too few views.
@dylanbecerra4179
@dylanbecerra4179 3 ай бұрын
33:40
@richardbutkis
@richardbutkis 4 жыл бұрын
Oof. The thing about Cosby didnt age well.
@yuniq9gaming930
@yuniq9gaming930 3 жыл бұрын
Cosby's victims didn't age well..
@jaredfaccin3724
@jaredfaccin3724 4 ай бұрын
What the fuck is with Jimmy's nasal passages?
@thenowwhatshow4142
@thenowwhatshow4142 Жыл бұрын
Weird as fuck
@ethanmurray2203
@ethanmurray2203 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Norton, the celebrity chaser...embarrassing! I've met some baseball stars, they were fine. I didn't ask for an autograph. Met Lars from Metallica, had a beer with him, talked for about 15 minutes. Trick is, don't ask them for anything, treat them like a person.
@TurdFerguson884
@TurdFerguson884 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh Jesus Christ whose high pitched laugh is that 17:00 Just ugh that laugh it just stinks
@kyleprice9830
@kyleprice9830 4 жыл бұрын
Sam i think and yes its just the pits
@Lamtitude
@Lamtitude 3 жыл бұрын
Opie
@jaredfaccin3724
@jaredfaccin3724 4 ай бұрын
Roland probably
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 7 күн бұрын
Club Soda Kenny
@field369
@field369 4 жыл бұрын
Normally love these relics but terrible for radio listeners...let's talk about a visual media via audio. Now I know why they didn't last despite the personality stupidity (i.e. Opie)
@dey7890
@dey7890 4 жыл бұрын
Wah wah shut up
@TL2354
@TL2354 3 жыл бұрын
Were you dropped on your head as a kid? That’s that only thing that would explain your stupidity
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