Patrice O'Neal vs. Jim Norton (The Picture)

Patrice would love nothing more than seeing Jimmy disappointed as he eagerly awaits to have his picture with J.Lo signed to add to his photo collection. Patrice tries to convince Steve Leeds not to have it signed, and Roland joins in the fun by messing with Jimmy too. As they wait to see if it gets signed, they look through Jimmy's photo collection as Jimmy shares stories of his photos and photo opportunities gone wrong.

[@FranklynRBonfante]

Kenny: "I saw the ass up close" Yimmy: "She said the same thing"

[@merces47letifer4]

Norton being super creepy as usual and Patrice smashing him for it. The golden era.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

merces47letifer ..only time it's better is when Colin is smashing Norton

[@JustinRyanNumber1]

merces47letife

[@pts5217]

I miss this era and these guys so much.

[@merces47letifer4]

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 agreed. Colin is a legend.

[@rudym4449]

There’s nothing better than when Jim gets smashed for being the pompous creep he is

[@ralphrmillerjr]

"Norton just swallowed his gum" RIP king

[@ReedTelevision]

“Here’s why I’m freaked out I’m not freaked out” -Jimmy 😂😂😂😂

[@albert1158]

Norton's conversation with RuPaul: RuPaul: "I've heard about you." Jim: "How much?" RuPaul: "Well I've seen your last special and talked to some..." Jim: "No, I mean how much?"

[@xcaluhbration]

Albert 😭😭😭😭😭

[@IntoTheVoid96]

The fact that this isn't the most liked comment bugs me.

[@VinnyLations]

I snorted to this comment. 😂

[@TL2354]

@@IntoTheVoid96 you need a life

[@davidruiz3003]

What's the joke

[@deedavis5star]

Miss the big fella. Genius...Would love to hear his take on everything going on today.

[@alexjay7183]

What would Patrice say? I ask myself all the time

[@0gr312]

"bitches, man. right? i'm hungry. why's my face numb?"

[@4Legacy]

I'd love to hear from Patrice, and also Carlin.

[@mathieutyler00]

He would hate you thinking of him as "big fella".

[@trollofjom7291]

@@mathieutyler00 why are you triggered?

[@markvickroy6725]

37:41 the way little jimmy adds "and Ozzy" is priceless classic Jimmy. It's worth a few cents less than a signed Times Square Elmo picture

[@sailingbikingandmore2765]

Much better times when Patrice O’Neal was alive. He’s such a comic gangsta

[@peeweehermanunit]

its too bad jimmy and patrice weren't on more shows together

[@carson21211]

They where best friends. Had to be hard on Jim when he died.

[@deedee6799]

Best friends? ......

[@carson21211]

@@deedee6799 Good friends?

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Tough crowd?

[@accidentalpatient4152]

They were on loads together what do you mean?

[@Dan-ys8nk]

Greatest moment was 29:16. Kenny: "I saw the ass up close" Jimmy: "She said the same thing when she walked by you." This is exactly why I love Jimmy. He has the best timing for a comedian. Hilarious.

[@Ozhull]

That's not very funny or witty... You're pretty easy to impress lmao

[@immanuelcunt7296]

​@@Ozhull Its both funny and witty, and you're a pretentious douche who I can practically guarantee has never been funny.

[@accidentalpatient4152]

Jimmy in his prime could be very quick though​@@Ozhull

[@ambassador8524]

That click pic is so epic. Jimmy looks like a ghost in the midst of tan Hollywood elites.

[@PYRO949]

Hahaha

[@xcaluhbration]

"Hold your girlfriend" 😭

[@the701squad]

that picture of norton. . .

[@TheZigzagman]

It looks like Ryan Seacrest brought his "special" cousin to work.

[@jrsmith3344]

@@TheZigzagman HAHAHA!! When I first glanced at the pic, I was like, who's the big bitch on the left? Oh, that's Stephen Tyler

[@Titant2]

6:21 that segment aged great XD

[@isthatyoujaunwayne4183]

Jimmy became the Jackie the Joke man of O and A after this 😂

[@mirkokraovac9068]

Norton loves to ask favors of celebrities

[@psychicandice]

“Was her back sweaty?” Very clever, Ant

[@mattmurray517]

PsychicAndIce took me a sec. but that was a good one

[@rubberchix]

dont get it

[@scorcoz]

@@mattmurray517 ...there's nothing clever about it. He just asked a simple question

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Hairy Mexican backs is the joke

[@howardanderson3662]

@@anythingbutmyrealname negative. He may have been making a racist joke calling her a "wet back" a derogatory term for Mexicans.

[@sPankss52]

The Cosby being friendly checks out.

[@mattmurray517]

Patrice’s Houston plug “I miscalculated!”

[@dey7890]

Weird how ny screen was down in the comment section and i looked right at this comment as he said it

[@stagglee1227]

18:18 begins Leeds' horrible Zeplin story that Patrice perfectly punctuates with what we were all thinking.

[@OneCash]

"I know a plumber who got that same story"

[@diro91]

@19:42 summarised how we felt listening to it perfectly 🤣🤣

[@TheSlammurai]

I love Kenny. He's such a wholesome and sweet man.

[@krayzeejojo]

A true class act, just wish he would’ve told over-privileged Opie to go fuck himself sometimes.

[@mattyboyanderson]

Oh man the guy who refuses to talk into the mic really makes this clip a joy

[@pezcontainer]

I want people to show this picture to people who dont know who jimmy is, and comment their reactions

[@pandavelli8176]

27:12 Dice Man hit Yimmy with some legendary pranks 😂😂😂

[@nimo517]

Never heard Jim so uncomfortable!! Even playing his first comedy tapes on air... his mind is not in that studio

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

Dam I forgot what episode this was but it is funny

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

I AM GAMER ..Norton is psychotic

[@turkeyfist]

Two best silly goose best buds

[@Jay-fx4tx]

I had two young ladies think i was bruce willis at the airport lol.

[@Our_Sole_Pusch]

How? Were you messing up your lines?

[@comicsgalore1660]

If they only knew what Bill Cosby would turn into 😂

[@mosaabmossabi1516]

like Dave said he rapes but he also saves

[@jayfiverridesusa]

He saves more than he rapes.

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Now the picture's worth more 😂

[@kilianconn5091]

A war hero

[@sathanaful]

Wormy James Norton

[@bigbadwolf548]

So speaks the mouth of Sauron.

[@dillonwalsh3258]

I LOVE the squashed version of the photo chosen to accompany the audio

[@PeterTeal77]

Jim is that wormy kid in school who would always lash out and be a jerk, while pretending to be the victim of the cool/pretty/athletic kids.

[@GorbyP]

Nah dude

[@pandavelli8176]

Yes

[@paulfroelich1024]

I love Norton but if he were my friend I would have beaten him with a bat for this. Also, SARS

[@dillonwalsh3258]

In this photo they all look like something sold in a box at Newbury Comics

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

James Larva Norton

[@Dan-ys8nk]

Colin rules!

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

He’s the best

[@jakebee7205]

jimatozoa

[@Dakotaidk]

Erock being fat is my favorite running joke

[@Lamtitude]

37:10 Opie blames the listeners when it was him that had the problem with Patrice eating on mic.

[@leonardsr.1389]

I have a serious lack of godfather quotes in my life since this show ended

[@pandavelli8176]

You had to straighten my Anthony Cumia out?

[@dandansen4261]

Sad irony is that Patrice actually did have enough money to last him his life.

[@Valkonnen]

Think Again.....Patrice O'Neal was a comedian and celebrity that became noted for his many stand up performances throughout his career. At the time of his death, he was estimated to have a net worth of $500 thousand.

[@gtagerry2896]

Dude was buying $300 hats to match a jacket, he definitely needed more money.

[@Sora744]

34:40 Danny Trejo was actually like 67 when Jim took a picture with him. So it's not really a surprise he was as short as Floyd maywether at that point in his life.

[@Stephen-lt1tp]

I always noticed Jimmy never fought back against Patrice he loved him so much. It was only at his roast or when he was pushed right in the corner he would joke back on him.

[@MrTwon1610]

Because he knew couldn't go against Patrice without getting completely obliterated

[@kylemcgill2966]

37:20 *I know for a fact no one was complaining that's just Opie trying to find a way to shut up Patrice. Pathetic.*

[@sumeahsking8019]

Do you?

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@sumeahsking8019 Yup

[@sumeahsking8019]

@@kylemcgill2966 Explain

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@sumeahsking8019 I'll post link if I find it but Both Jim and Ant have said that Opie used to use the Pal Talk/Instant Feedback to steal jokes and put blame on listeners for things he was too pussy to bring up to someone's face. If you're an O&A/Patrice fan you can see how this is possible.

[@snarkynader9400]

@@kylemcgill2966 possible of course, but you said you know for a fact.

[@thdgcfx]

"ohhh boy.."

[@nimo517]

I catch myself fantasizing that the world would be a different place today with Patrice. As if his wisdom and ability to explain difficult emotions that many just can’t find the words for, would have kept O&A together and comedy would not be on eggshells today. It’s just the sad fact that he died, and therefore his fan base explodes, that he’s seen as immortal. There aren’t many people with comments saying “glad he’s alive and doing this work!”. It’s always after, when you realize how much someone meant, and study their words without hearing current opinion that may be disliked.

[@mikecappadocia5959]

Jimmy sucking up his snot into the Mic is fucked

[@joshv4982]

Ohhh Boyyy…

[@chadhope8124]

No wonder he ended up on power

[@alanzojones9177]

This is radio! (Opie voice)

[@rossrobertson674]

Watch out jimmy, me too, lol

[@iubball410]

37:35 😢

[@mrfantastic9966]

Hate those type of people

[@markpumpkin-pumpernicklere3100]

If i was Jimmy in that picture, I'd just be staring at her feet.. Steven Tyler's

[@ohErza]

Opie duller than a plastic knife and Patrice is a fucking legend rip big man!

[@MoxRuthless]

Turns out Patrice didn’t have to worry about saving for retirement... R.I.P.

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

Mox Ruthless Thanks for the cripplingly emotional depression.

[@MoxRuthless]

Indeed he was/is!

[@mitchellwilliam95]

Hey, it's true. RIP Patrice!

[@mrfantastic9966]

Not funny

[@kingsnorkie]

You as cold as ice!! 😂🤣

[@VeN0m88]

A rod was a primadonna his whole career and all his teammates thought so too. FACT

[@SKa-tt9nm]

You are way too fired up about this.

[@TheZigzagman]

"You photoshopped out a flash?" What do you think Photoshop is for?

[@TheZigzagman]

@1 2 I'm forty...

[@TheZigzagman]

@1 2 You didn't see giant flashes fucking up the white balance in real life.

[@chriswatts5531]

jesus god I would rather listen to Patrice crunching on salad all day then hear even 1 word from opie.

[@DeadbeatGodfather]

A fuckin men

[@nimo517]

THE LAST 10 SECONDS are the best!! Patrice: who is that woman on the left.. *boys mumbling as if Steven Tyler is cool but yeah damn looks too girly and “let’s be honest” kicks in.* Norton: worst jokes ever Anthony: he’s horrible...

[@EGarrett01]

29:29

[@jco2727]

Jim norton could get #metoo with this picture.🤔

[@dey7890]

No

[@TL2354]

Yea, her arm is around him. He definitely has a complaint

[@TheSpear]

never seen jim do stand up.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Keep us updated on what other standup comedians you haven’t seen live.

[@MrTwon1610]

Don't watch it! He is a terrible stand up and mediocre radio personality (at best)

[@joshyd1164]

50.00

[@arturojuarez1270]

This has too few views.

[@dylanbecerra4179]

33:40

[@richardbutkis]

Oof. The thing about Cosby didnt age well.

[@yuniq9gaming930]

Cosby's victims didn't age well..

[@thenowwhatshow4142]

Weird as fuck

[@jaredfaccin3724]

What the fuck is with Jimmy's nasal passages?

[@TurdFerguson884]

Ugh Jesus Christ whose high pitched laugh is that 17:00 Just ugh that laugh it just stinks

[@kyleprice9830]

Sam i think and yes its just the pits

[@Lamtitude]

Opie

[@jaredfaccin3724]

Roland probably

[@pandavelli8176]

Club Soda Kenny

[@ethanmurray2203]

Yeah, Norton, the celebrity chaser...embarrassing! I've met some baseball stars, they were fine. I didn't ask for an autograph. Met Lars from Metallica, had a beer with him, talked for about 15 minutes. Trick is, don't ask them for anything, treat them like a person.

[@field369]

Normally love these relics but terrible for radio listeners...let's talk about a visual media via audio. Now I know why they didn't last despite the personality stupidity (i.e. Opie)

[@dey7890]

Wah wah shut up

[@TL2354]

Were you dropped on your head as a kid? That’s that only thing that would explain your stupidity