Patrice O'Neal vs Maria on 99.7 fm Morning Show

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Cult Of Black Phillip

Cult Of Black Phillip

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@nickypeeps
@nickypeeps 10 жыл бұрын
there's nothing funnier than patrice explaining why he thinks one person in a room is a piece of shit to the other people in the room like the first person isn't even there. he perfected dismissal
@bullmilk
@bullmilk 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice crushing Dat Phan is the best and most hilarious example of this.
@EricG311
@EricG311 Жыл бұрын
@@bullmilksafe to say dat phan’s career was never the same after that episode of tough crowd
@DarthChubbyChaser
@DarthChubbyChaser 11 жыл бұрын
Patrice was the Jimi Hendrix of comedy, but never received the recognition that he deserved.
@deeditmane
@deeditmane 9 жыл бұрын
He never played the game
@6StimuL84
@6StimuL84 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he lived it true and honest....
@danieloneal6994
@danieloneal6994 7 жыл бұрын
Jimi Hendrix drowned in his own vomit when he was 27. How is that even close to Patrice?
@pressure1982
@pressure1982 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel O'neal he was killed first off the levels of expertise is on piont
@Mechamjr88
@Mechamjr88 7 жыл бұрын
Carlin and Pryor are the Hendrix of comedy. Patrice was the Eddy Van Halen of comedy..... he revolutionized comedy from what it was previously.
@lilyachty8753
@lilyachty8753 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice looks like a random citizen in GTA 4
@levimcgowan4732
@levimcgowan4732 5 жыл бұрын
Big Smoke.
@philipsimpson8329
@philipsimpson8329 5 жыл бұрын
Lil Yachty 😂😂
@mazzb305
@mazzb305 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DiosanXaquerry
@DiosanXaquerry 5 жыл бұрын
If the average citizen was 6'5" tall ....
@JuliusCaribou
@JuliusCaribou 5 жыл бұрын
He did voice one of the radio DJs 😂
@sirracha8076
@sirracha8076 8 жыл бұрын
"Women's beauty values like cars, not like houses." God damn Patrice was good. Hated for the same reason he was loved, he held nothing back. Total honesty.
@DevilsAdvocateofnazareth
@DevilsAdvocateofnazareth 6 жыл бұрын
I prefer like cheese, not wine
@FirstUsername
@FirstUsername 5 жыл бұрын
He says that all the time man.
@Blackhawks19_xx
@Blackhawks19_xx 5 жыл бұрын
His brutal honesty is what made people love him but the business hate him, he was too authentic for the world he was in.
@Silenciobob
@Silenciobob 5 жыл бұрын
Pussy ages like cheese not wine
@dorpth
@dorpth 5 жыл бұрын
I just want to test drive it!
@lancegoodthrust546
@lancegoodthrust546 8 жыл бұрын
"My diamond rings are like my cheerleaders for lower level women." Holy shit, haha. The fucking skill that man had.
@lancegoodthrust546
@lancegoodthrust546 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@jacobjorgenson9285
@jacobjorgenson9285 7 жыл бұрын
Legend, pure and simple
@ryansmith5287
@ryansmith5287 8 жыл бұрын
"My diamond rings is like a cheerleader for lower class women." Hahaha. Shits classic
@snipo39
@snipo39 5 жыл бұрын
what did he mean by that ,can someone explain :)
@jonathancarpenter399
@jonathancarpenter399 5 жыл бұрын
I think he said lower level and I can't tell which is funnier hahaha such a great line
@nuck-
@nuck- 5 жыл бұрын
snipo Low end dumb bitches go for money. A ring displays he has money.
@darst16
@darst16 5 жыл бұрын
@@snipo39 superficial women will see his rings and assume he has worth because he has money
@Andrew-gm1du
@Andrew-gm1du 5 жыл бұрын
Dave tru. Lower level women get impressed by shinny objects. He tried to play him and he had the perfect response.
@HajiAbdullah
@HajiAbdullah 10 жыл бұрын
I miss Patrice he really earned his wings
@johnsun11
@johnsun11 6 жыл бұрын
clipped*
@talonhiggins9393
@talonhiggins9393 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnsun11 no he made it to heaven he has the true Adam philosophy
@hoesonmadiq1657
@hoesonmadiq1657 4 жыл бұрын
You could say he earned too many wings
@anthonymasotti3340
@anthonymasotti3340 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best ever
@TheInfamousWolf
@TheInfamousWolf 3 жыл бұрын
He earned his wings way too early !
@CobbyLouis
@CobbyLouis 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice changed the game and wasn't even recognized. This shit is Nobel quality work.
@thelolmaster1997
@thelolmaster1997 6 жыл бұрын
It's actually nice to see people influenced or even stealing his style, anything to keep his spirit alive
@talonhiggins9393
@talonhiggins9393 5 жыл бұрын
@@thelolmaster1997 just keep pumping hard
@ddavid122
@ddavid122 8 жыл бұрын
When you wish upon a star with enough logic, it will happen. -Patrice oneal
@MDMAx
@MDMAx 5 жыл бұрын
LMFTFY 1:36 Sometimes you know you have a philosophy, and if you discuss it with enough logic, it will happen.
@talonhiggins9393
@talonhiggins9393 5 жыл бұрын
@@BoqPrecision great man he was
@51beak39
@51beak39 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold.
@iamteamyou
@iamteamyou 9 жыл бұрын
Maria voice doesn't match her face
@jcnot9712
@jcnot9712 6 жыл бұрын
iamteamyou that’s like every radio host in a nutshell. They’re on radio and not TV for a reason.
@robertwalker7010
@robertwalker7010 5 жыл бұрын
iamteamyou It damn sure doesn’t.
@djjukeboxhero6491
@djjukeboxhero6491 5 жыл бұрын
She has a face made for radio.
@alexlara4112
@alexlara4112 5 жыл бұрын
DJ Jukeboxhero damn that’s cold I just got that libe 😂
@LucidLegend1984
@LucidLegend1984 5 жыл бұрын
That's radio!
@CornholioPuppetMaster
@CornholioPuppetMaster 5 жыл бұрын
He had that unstoppable energy. He respected women but he respected himself more
@jessieb9384
@jessieb9384 5 жыл бұрын
How you gonna say a man that ate himself to death respected himself ? I loved Patrice he's one of the funniest people I've ever heard that's a fact. However he also shot himself in the foot almost constantly by being difficult he could have been much bigger in the comedy world even Chris rock said he should have been famous but he couldn't control himself and that's sad
@allsmilesguy
@allsmilesguy 4 жыл бұрын
Jessie B I’m an artist/creative individual, everyone who is creative and I mean EVERYONE who is creative is fucked up in some way. All the way from they bullied in school and depression up to they were raped by a family member. No one can be creative if they haven’t faced some real adversity in their lives. The most creative people are probably very disturbed in their own minds at times. Patrice I can see had confidence and more important than self-respect, he had self- awareness. He knew what he was, he knew is habits were bad and he was clearly not a happy man. He definitely struggled with depression for one. But unlike most creatives, he was exceptional enough to not need fame or money. He wasn’t in it for that, and I’ll always have a bit more respect for the man even if I love comics who also sold out. Doug Stanhope is a great example, he too is a slave to his vices but he has more insight than 99% of Hollywood or any creative institution.
@thetreedictator3168
@thetreedictator3168 4 жыл бұрын
@austin M nah, he ain't immature. He just got a different viewpoint than you. Everybody's got vices, but some people don't care about that. A sizeable proportion. It's immature to just call that wrong
@todlichreiter
@todlichreiter 5 жыл бұрын
The Charisma and intelligence of this man was out of this world :( RIP Patrice
@ARealPersonNotABot
@ARealPersonNotABot 5 жыл бұрын
He was too real for this planet.
@gstrdms
@gstrdms 11 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Patrice in action, just talking. He's very diffusive, that's how he can get away with saying what he says, most guys would just bury themselves telling a woman she "ages like a car, not like a house". Fuck, i miss Patreekee...
@willrob30
@willrob30 10 жыл бұрын
She didn't want no part of Patrice, she felt the L
@AllPro777
@AllPro777 9 жыл бұрын
joe b Yeah, but on the real, who ever really wanted it with Patrice? He was the type that stepped into a room and went right after the antagonizer and antagonized him/her into full compliance. He was a beast of life, he just owned it.
@spaniardsrk5108
@spaniardsrk5108 9 жыл бұрын
+AllPro777 I heard the only guy that could ever beat patrice was nick dipaolo.....who's also a great comic.......
@myztikstyliztik8390
@myztikstyliztik8390 7 жыл бұрын
Spaniard SRK nah more like Bill Burr..
@bartoszadamson4299
@bartoszadamson4299 7 жыл бұрын
Spaniard SRK u heard wrong.
@docphill
@docphill 6 жыл бұрын
Spaniard SRK the only person who could fuck with Patrice on the same level was Pat Cooper.
@chri11203
@chri11203 11 жыл бұрын
I can never get enough of these.
@joeld2036
@joeld2036 5 жыл бұрын
We are lucky that he has so much material on KZbin. We can get a look into his head and he's just as relevant today as he was then.
@deathstarresident
@deathstarresident 6 жыл бұрын
I watched him live once in a NY comedy club, he was riffing. He said that the secret to owning a debate or a talk show is to say something radical that would stun everyone in the room, something uncomfortable and awkward, only the real ones will have anything to say in situations like that and that’s the kind of people you want to hear speak. You’d already have your next punchline after the radical / awkward comment. And you own the room
@darklord220
@darklord220 3 жыл бұрын
Big if true
@felixbatista9699
@felixbatista9699 Жыл бұрын
i would pay all my savings to hear Patrice atleast for a minute, value that moment as one of the best memories one could ever have
@dondemarco3246
@dondemarco3246 8 жыл бұрын
the more the world gravitates towards biased feminism, political correctness etc. the more i find myself missing patrice. i see so much shit i wish i could hear his opinion on. dude had so much wisdom on shit like gender and race. its sad that he isnt here at a time when his words would be most influential
@DdDd-gd1rr
@DdDd-gd1rr 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I genuinely feel he belongs in the world pantheon of great philosophers. His philosophy is grounded in fundamental truth and thus liberates you.
@MRIDDLE72
@MRIDDLE72 7 жыл бұрын
Don Demarco that's why the elite murdered him!
@Avrielfer
@Avrielfer 5 жыл бұрын
Youd never see him unless he did a alex jones type set up where he funds himself or fans pay for content because if he thought he couldnt get work back then because of his attitude and outlook now these sensitive fucks would get him “Canceled” or even worse some one would most likely shoot him. i to wish he was around to give opinions on so much of todays issues but when i think about im glad hes gone and not having to see whats going on because i feel like hed just feel depressed and angry about how todays comedy has to be so correct to the point where something you say 10 years ago will get dug up and plastered for all to see. Just have to cherish the audio and stand ups we have and keep his name alive RIP Patrice
@DuragAllDay
@DuragAllDay 5 жыл бұрын
🙄
@mariusloveless7880
@mariusloveless7880 2 жыл бұрын
He just says the truth. I'm no player or ladies man etc. However, if you just keep it all the way real with YOURSELF, first and foremost, you can't go wrong. That's all Patrice did, he kept it real by FIRST admitting his own flaws, he did not skip himself or have an overinflated ego, and he did not take himself too seriously. You can only truly be hurt by others' opinions or get caught up in this silly game we play socially if you have a big ego or take yourself TOO seriously. However,, if you are real with yourself and admit your own flaws and shortcomings then you are freer to look in the world and see everything for what it is, and when it comes time to call it out, you'll be very strong in your position. You have to admit your flaws first, then the world can't touch you, because that's all anyone can do is be like well "You're ugly", "you're broke..." etc. So what, if you are ugly or broke, the world is what it is, if you are honest with yourself and carry yourself as you are and are unabashedly THAT realness, then how can anyone touch you. The other thing Patrice did that made him so powerful was being ready to lose it all. He was not afraid of losing a gig, he was not afraid of losing a role in a show, he was not afraid of his woman cheating, he was not afraid of people knowing his flaws, he was willing to lose it all and thus nothing and NO ONE had any real power over him. When you are playing this little game of "look at me" or competing with others then you are at the mercy of the social groups you involve yourself in. However, if you are a man that only needs himself and his word, no group can do anything to punish you, you are truly free, and that's what Patrice was, he was free from the bullshit, and that type of power is noticeable, its what we see in him and why we are all fans of his to this day!
@bucksatanII
@bucksatanII 7 жыл бұрын
"Their value is like cars not like houses" I love Patrice
@bigtime8924
@bigtime8924 9 жыл бұрын
Best comic I've ever seen.... No doubt about it
@peacepeace5930
@peacepeace5930 5 жыл бұрын
This man was a national treasure for men all around the world we needed him then and need him even more now with these times. In my eyes top 3 comedian dead or alive and number 1 comedian in podcast form and logic . Goat of comedy
@CreoGold
@CreoGold 10 жыл бұрын
Mastery of words & delivery it's not just what you say it's how you say it Much love King Patrice
@kyser3ify
@kyser3ify 9 жыл бұрын
He came to the stress factory in jersey and i was gonna go but being i live 20 minutes from Manhattan i figured I'll catch him in the city. he died like a week later. i was crushed
@OFFICIAL863JLS
@OFFICIAL863JLS 9 жыл бұрын
that's shitty.
@fortyforfree
@fortyforfree 9 жыл бұрын
Poor Patrice.
@GoingYooper
@GoingYooper 8 жыл бұрын
You still would of mist him.He had a stroke a mo before he passed.Very sad day for us all.
@PinStripes41
@PinStripes41 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Badessa Well I mean, wasn't he living in Jersey?
@kyser3ify
@kyser3ify 8 жыл бұрын
Yup I work right around the corner from his old condo. Theres a video of him when his car got stolen. I ride past that street everyday. And tgere a barbecue video and i see those condos too
@OFFICIAL863JLS
@OFFICIAL863JLS 9 жыл бұрын
he left way too early
@scottsmith8162
@scottsmith8162 8 жыл бұрын
Tax Free Productions for sure. The world needs his views more than ever.
@6StimuL84
@6StimuL84 7 жыл бұрын
Was good man and a good American...Telling it all straight.
@tumalditamadresita
@tumalditamadresita 6 жыл бұрын
he would fix this me too shit in 2 minutes
@redfield1007
@redfield1007 6 жыл бұрын
He's dead??
@robertdore9592
@robertdore9592 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice essentially committed suicide; he was told ad nausea about the risks held be the lifestyle and diet he followed, and he persisted never the less. Bill Evans the great pianist did much the same, I love them both, but I'm a little angry for their self neglect. Guys like this have a duty to protect their talents for the good of mankind.
@vinceman4566
@vinceman4566 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a fucking king!
@federicoeiriz42
@federicoeiriz42 9 жыл бұрын
Vince Man He was :(
@mrno69
@mrno69 9 жыл бұрын
Wish he was still alive and ran for president.
@airplanemode3592
@airplanemode3592 9 жыл бұрын
presidency would ruin...or kill him...no fukn pun intented
@dt9215
@dt9215 8 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjkkkkjj
@Tyshkevich
@Tyshkevich 5 жыл бұрын
He speaks his mind no filter. Kinda like trump. Now you see why he won?
@vinniehuish3987
@vinniehuish3987 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tyshkevich except Trump can actually multiply.
@EatBeets
@EatBeets 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why the best ones die young. You don't have to agree with him, or even live his lifestyle, but the common sense in his logic is sound, and the realities of life prove his points.
@MRIDDLE72
@MRIDDLE72 7 жыл бұрын
Aut Cimicium Tulmulus they get killed off
@supermanhun
@supermanhun 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice was honestly couldve prolonged his life if he ate healthy and exercised though.
@Tdope768
@Tdope768 5 жыл бұрын
The fake system loves and endorses fakes. Easier to handle and control agendas. The real "die" young.
@pridge10
@pridge10 11 жыл бұрын
The lady in the back looks like she's buying in.
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 10 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too.
@Natef89
@Natef89 10 жыл бұрын
He placed his diamond rings right in front of her purposely... he knew that bitch was low level ahaha
@notyou4456
@notyou4456 5 жыл бұрын
Its called choosing up 😂
@darst16
@darst16 5 жыл бұрын
She's queen #3 😂
@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 5 жыл бұрын
"So Patrice you and your gf are in an open relationship?" "yeah and we'd like to have a conversation with Maria..."
@IndifferentBookWorm
@IndifferentBookWorm 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice fucking killing with sassy as always, I don't know how he always can turn a chicks steadfast conviction into something he agrees in with such minimal effort. Miss you big man R.I.P.
@xandrine7603
@xandrine7603 5 жыл бұрын
Most women need a marriage to assert control over someone, that's all it is.
@nayshad11
@nayshad11 5 жыл бұрын
And in some cases secure their financial situation.
@ZKTillThaWorldBlow781
@ZKTillThaWorldBlow781 5 жыл бұрын
@@nayshad11 *All cases lol
@83delgado
@83delgado 4 жыл бұрын
@@nayshad11preach brotha
@Wazza555
@Wazza555 3 жыл бұрын
Or kids
@JasonLawrenceJones
@JasonLawrenceJones 11 жыл бұрын
I hope there is more footage of him talking. He is fascinate to just listen to, but when you get to see him talking, it's like I finally get to see somebody say what the these that I have trouble articulating.
@pacha777
@pacha777 10 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Patrice was a genius with a really high logical way of see things
@arrjee9474
@arrjee9474 7 жыл бұрын
Peter Draggen " ... What ... THE ... THESE ... that I have trouble articulating"?? ..... I see what you mean brother ... LOLOL!!!!!!
@Eric-qh7is
@Eric-qh7is 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@OlovMetal
@OlovMetal 9 жыл бұрын
RIP PIMP
@KTF0
@KTF0 10 жыл бұрын
Man, Patrice can smell bullshit from the top of the Empire State Building.
@garyphillips5510
@garyphillips5510 7 жыл бұрын
Statutory Grape this statement is funny as shit but seems fuckin racist. a fuckin king kong reference. gtfoh
@Famous5s
@Famous5s 5 жыл бұрын
"No, it's like a pimp" "Let me put my ring back on!" Ha ha ha!!!
@sniffableandirresistble
@sniffableandirresistble 5 жыл бұрын
Miss him so much!! Love finding these gems I haven't seen yet
@JIMMYHIMALAYA
@JIMMYHIMALAYA 6 жыл бұрын
God bless this man's soul. Long live Patrice. RIP
@bartholomewlyons
@bartholomewlyons 5 жыл бұрын
I listened to this but never seen it. Legendary upload!
@MegaTeeruk
@MegaTeeruk 5 жыл бұрын
I remember his great line "my girl been with me for 5 years, I been with her for 8 months." Also, sexiest black woman - Brooklyn Wren.
@J.Trujillo
@J.Trujillo 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal is one the best comics ever! Rip to the great one
@mikeansley5306
@mikeansley5306 6 жыл бұрын
Maria looks like the female Suge Knight. Someone should shave her head.
@charlieo.possum5501
@charlieo.possum5501 5 жыл бұрын
Shave that dog and teach it to hunt
@mrsalviboy94
@mrsalviboy94 5 жыл бұрын
Lol bravo!
@gdn7
@gdn7 5 жыл бұрын
Shave the fucking beard it got
@kylecole9433
@kylecole9433 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is straight alpha.
@defoperator7993
@defoperator7993 4 жыл бұрын
Yo part of me thinks he is a true sigma male though
@CapitalColosseum
@CapitalColosseum 4 жыл бұрын
In 2020 and beyond when ever I get into a debate I will just pull up Patrice videos and let him do all the talking 😂 ICONIC
@chochaos7
@chochaos7 Жыл бұрын
Thankfully, Patrice has a lot of material out there. There are about: 135 episodes of Opie and Anthony that feature him. Black Phillip (about 13 shows) on this channel. There's his later stand-up specials, Mr P, Elephant in the Room, and Unreleased. The Patrice Oneal Show (on youtube) didn't make it to the big screen but is really underrated. There's also a book on Amazon with most of his advice compiled together called "Men, It's Your Fault". Enjoy the journey and good luck, fellas
@mohamelsadig
@mohamelsadig 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for this bro, I really appreciate it.
@yeahrightmyguy481
@yeahrightmyguy481 19 күн бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@josemontano7767
@josemontano7767 5 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice I speak for a lot men.. we miss you very much
@scottsmith8162
@scottsmith8162 8 жыл бұрын
She knew she was taking a big fat L from the beginning lol
@senshai1267
@senshai1267 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice is like Notorious B.I.G. Two albums and still the greatest.
@Tony-m3p1v
@Tony-m3p1v 3 ай бұрын
Rest In Peace Brother! He was Great! 🙏✝️🤴😄
@luapgnol9258
@luapgnol9258 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal was the greatest at relationship advice and debating I think this was his calling outside of stand up....it hurt so many of us when this dude passed away he had a certain energy that u needed everyday cus no one has this energy all the time and he sent it to who ever was around him or in the range of his voice....RIP big man
@caitybug8424
@caitybug8424 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sad he's gone, and he passed when I was too little to even know. He's made me laugh HARD at things I never would've laughed at before I discovered radio, and I have such an appreciation for that 😭
@smoovoperata3242
@smoovoperata3242 7 жыл бұрын
Dude why didn't we save this man why did we let him slip away from Diabetes?? Hes vocalizes what alot of men feel but choose not to talk about.. Miss you PO. RIP brutta
@smoovoperata3242
@smoovoperata3242 7 жыл бұрын
MRIDDLE72 I'll check it out. thanks bruh
@MRIDDLE72
@MRIDDLE72 7 жыл бұрын
Smoov Operata no doubt broham. Be safe out there in the world, people want to murder people that see through the matrix
@smoovoperata3242
@smoovoperata3242 7 жыл бұрын
MRIDDLE72 I've noticed that, thier starting to realize people are waking up and they kill off the whislte blowers. Stay safe out there too home slice
@smoovoperata3242
@smoovoperata3242 6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Yeh so are you nugga
@MeneTekelUpharsin
@MeneTekelUpharsin 3 жыл бұрын
His GF tried to save him by getting him to eat healthier but it was hard for him to change
@NODRULE
@NODRULE 9 жыл бұрын
RIP boss man Patrice much love
@bobsofia68
@bobsofia68 5 жыл бұрын
"I want guys to want you. What I want a women nobody else wants to sleep with?" this is true with 99% of relationships.
@44478129102734
@44478129102734 9 жыл бұрын
Look at how unhappy this maria woman is.
@MDMAx
@MDMAx 5 жыл бұрын
She needs guidance :D
@FierceLegendZ
@FierceLegendZ 4 жыл бұрын
She's sick
@UnlistedRX
@UnlistedRX 10 жыл бұрын
The healthy shopping carts!!!! I'm dying laughing!!!!!!!
@robertocruz8429
@robertocruz8429 5 жыл бұрын
Legends never die Patrice O Neal 🙏R.I.P
@entertainmentvidz
@entertainmentvidz 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the only man on earth u can out debate a woman and make em look stupid lol.not that other men can't is just that women scream over them when she feel she losing the argument but patrice has the level of making em see they acting stupid
@chifour66
@chifour66 11 жыл бұрын
"A whole family slept in that lettuce," the perfect way to end that segment. Perfect.
@reggiebrownjr9105
@reggiebrownjr9105 9 жыл бұрын
Dont quite understand the joke. Anyone care to explain? Didnt get it when Patrice said it
@AdamJMGamesDev
@AdamJMGamesDev 9 жыл бұрын
Like a family of stereotypical underpaid workers who spend their days picking vegetables for sale in stores had to sleep with lettuce because a. They're close to it all the time I.e. having no real home b. They use it as a bed furthering the first joke idea.
@reggiebrownjr9105
@reggiebrownjr9105 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, OK I get it now. Bad food production practices among big business. Should have figured that on my own. Thanks.
@AdamJMGamesDev
@AdamJMGamesDev 9 жыл бұрын
Totally fine dude. What are comments for? :) I honestly think the loss of Patrice is something that has changed so much. The way Gamergate came around, the ongoing censorship, Ants Firing. I want to hear his opinions on so much. I wish he was still here so so badly. I want to hear him talk about games and consoles like The Last of Us and the PS4 and XBox One. I want to hear him talk on movies that come out and trash them for the bs some of them rally are and break everything about these new situations down to a perfect point every single time. Always bang on. If not always. 99.9999 percent of the time. I just wish that there was more not just for me to hear but for HIM to experience. Things have changed a lot since 2011 and I think about the 4 years of could have been laughs I could have had. Im 18. Back then I had no idea who he was and never heard of him till early 2013-mid 2013. Since then I have been HOOKED. Patrices vids gave me so much confidence and opened me up in so many ways. I can make people laugh now way more than I could before. Im not afraid of people or what they may say. I know how a lot more of the world works and the people in ot because of these vids and this channel. It tears me up that it all stops at 1 point. It doesnt go forwards. It just ends.all the laughs all the perfect advice and hilarious arguments and retorts he had that always were awesome. Sad. But hey. It happened RIP Patrice Oneal never got yo meet you but youve helped me so much big man. RIP
@reggiebrownjr9105
@reggiebrownjr9105 9 жыл бұрын
Well damn bruh, hahha. But I completely hear you though. That's how it usually works. The best never really get recognized until extremely late or posthumously. But, like you, I never really heard of Mr. O'Neal until a couple of years ago via the Kain Carter Controversy (which i think is bs the way everyone went at Kain). I've heard his name (Patrice O'Neal) here and there over the years, but not enough for me to want to look into him prior to the controversy. Then one day I just decided to look into the dude to see how funny he was and was completely amazed at this guy. Don't even remember what the first thing I seen was, but when I did, watched nothing but his material hours at a time for weeks straight. Yea man, that dude was definitely something else that you're not just going to find anywhere. I still haven't watched Elephant in the Room, purposely so I can watch as much of his material before experiencing his lone production piece. Yea man I'm with you, if he was still here today, his thoughts on things that happened since then would be ......priceless. Lack of a better word.
@ergosumadrieyl2927
@ergosumadrieyl2927 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this show but I know he’s the best thing to ever happen to it
@fretpound
@fretpound 5 жыл бұрын
I never knew Patrice’s comedy until after he was gone. Damn I wish he was still around.
@shutthefupdonny
@shutthefupdonny 5 жыл бұрын
fretpound Luckily for you, there’s a shit ton of amazing Patrice content all over KZbin.
@jasperbooth6383
@jasperbooth6383 5 жыл бұрын
I tell anyone I can of Patrice, and I'll never stop
@rajatbhateja5299
@rajatbhateja5299 5 жыл бұрын
15 seconds in and I legit fell on the floor. He was so funny in his honesty.
@jabibgalt5551
@jabibgalt5551 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Patrice, say no more brother; you got me at "You hate a lot of things, Maria, 'cause you're playing sassy black girl up to the hill. Everybody is afraid of Maria, I can feel it, "Oh oh, watch out, here comes Maria". You don't scare me. You don't scare me and I'm looking right at your face and you don't scare me, I'm on a lot of levels. I can feel her energy "Oh oh, Maria mad", but whatever she do, what's her everyday thing she do for anger? Like that silent look - I don't care about it either Maria!". You could almost see on Maria's face her alpha dominance quickly melt away.
@aedr04
@aedr04 6 жыл бұрын
He's even better on radio via seeing him on camera rather than just hearing him...
@fodidodearranjarnick
@fodidodearranjarnick 7 жыл бұрын
she didn't even try to confront him. she knew she'd lose in spectacular fashion
@Lord_Sesshomuru
@Lord_Sesshomuru 3 жыл бұрын
He's the greatest because he did not lie, the man lived what he preached and stuck by it and so did his woman. God bless you Patrice
@bruegant
@bruegant 10 жыл бұрын
Patrice got the kungfu master shirt on lol thats all i think as i watch this video
@kennypinto9614
@kennypinto9614 3 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more video talk show of Patrice
@d2dar459
@d2dar459 3 жыл бұрын
This and the time Katt Williams roasted that "Broccoli" bitch are the two funniest comedian radio interviews ever.
@michaelmurray6577
@michaelmurray6577 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh! Katt messed her up bad, I've watched it 5 times and every time my stomach hurt, shits too funny 😭
@d2dar459
@d2dar459 2 жыл бұрын
​@@michaelmurray6577 Dude... that bitch said "I make a good broccoli", like theres a technique to the shit. 🤣 I just know when Katt heard that, inside his head there was an aggressive joke overload like... 🤯
@michaelmurray6577
@michaelmurray6577 2 жыл бұрын
@@d2dar459 100% hanged herself with that one, she must've realized it, too. Before Katt answered she was mentally picking out gravestones 😌
@d2dar459
@d2dar459 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmurray6577 Shit, as soon as she said it, knowing what was coming, her blood pressure probably discovered brand new stratospheres .
@michaelmurray6577
@michaelmurray6577 2 жыл бұрын
@@d2dar459 "It's not my fault you ain't a good interviewer" 😭👌
@eddygatlin
@eddygatlin 6 жыл бұрын
wowww first 30 seconds and i was laughing already!!!
@jacobgarz8970
@jacobgarz8970 4 жыл бұрын
We’ll sacrifice Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, and Sarah Silverman to get this guy back
@davidorellana27
@davidorellana27 3 жыл бұрын
That would be great. Unfortunately, every female comedian combined wouldn’t be on this guy’s level. We’d have to sacrifice someone of a higher stature.
@charles67198
@charles67198 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidorellana27 can we still get rid of Schumer? She stole from Patrice back before she had writers to blame It on.
@davidorellana27
@davidorellana27 3 жыл бұрын
@@charles67198 sounds good to me. We’ll build a circle like one of those for demons and send her back to the depths of obscurity.
@MeneTekelUpharsin
@MeneTekelUpharsin 3 жыл бұрын
@@charles67198 Patrice had a thing for Amy Schumer so he never held that against her.
@Gobbersmack
@Gobbersmack 2 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t work, Patrice isn’t in Hell
@westboundNinja1
@westboundNinja1 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could think like him on a more regular basis. I have to listen to Patrice everyday to stay on edge. RIP man I'm greatful we have the internet to capsulize greats like him
@kieraneric2549
@kieraneric2549 2 жыл бұрын
I wish opie and Anthony recorded in studio more when Patrice was there.
@SFpurphaze
@SFpurphaze Жыл бұрын
This all day! i listen to the episodes hes on all the time and would have loved if they had videos of all the 144 times he was on O and A
@MegaTron-zh3sn
@MegaTron-zh3sn 3 жыл бұрын
The face on the broad in the back at 7:05 in hilarious. Then she's like oh.. ok everyone is laughing.. OK.. YEA!!
@mycreativefreedom
@mycreativefreedom 7 жыл бұрын
This dude was intuitive. More than that. Just learned about him a couple months ago sadly. He's become my favorite.
@carl7221
@carl7221 5 жыл бұрын
He zeroed in on how to own that show; the rowdy black woman, and nailed her. He owned it from thereon in.
@TT-zi7hi
@TT-zi7hi 5 жыл бұрын
"this lettuce is tainted. a whole family slept in that lettuce!!!" omfg
@werkinprogress5267
@werkinprogress5267 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice has the best laugh of all times. Eddie Murphy’s is now 2nd.
@donaldbolson2753
@donaldbolson2753 5 жыл бұрын
God I appreciate this man
@marcleon1513
@marcleon1513 5 жыл бұрын
0:27 the look on Maria face when she KNEW she met her match and better not screw with Patrice if she doesn’t want to be embarrassed.
@doncharrette6977
@doncharrette6977 5 жыл бұрын
I sooooooooooooo miss Patrice, black Phillip is my idol
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this lmao
@anatoliymoroz1
@anatoliymoroz1 4 жыл бұрын
God damn Patrice we need you during these dark times
@wouldntyouliketoknow1477
@wouldntyouliketoknow1477 3 жыл бұрын
I wish we never lost him but I think Patrice was so amazing and fantastical that he probably lived a few lifetimes in one.
@MusicforMe123
@MusicforMe123 9 жыл бұрын
Cheatin is for YOOUUUUU!!! miss that guy.
@IMABEAST191
@IMABEAST191 7 жыл бұрын
Dame I miss patrice man definitely one of greatest comedian of our generation. The way he makes people laugh lol
@EliteJumpaX
@EliteJumpaX 4 жыл бұрын
i just realized this nigga had on double pinky rings.... Long live the PIMP
@TheUArabej
@TheUArabej 7 жыл бұрын
the outro music is perfectly suiting Patriece. great choice to put it on the special
@smoke1forthedeadhomies837
@smoke1forthedeadhomies837 4 жыл бұрын
Rip to the king. Holy shit, man I really wish i could’ve had a beer with this man in my lifetime.
@sFvSaucyyD
@sFvSaucyyD 4 жыл бұрын
He pieced that chick together in just one glans at 11 seconds into the video lol so funny
@boounce211
@boounce211 5 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Mr P🙏🏿
@AntonSlavik
@AntonSlavik 6 жыл бұрын
I share Patrice's love for Maria. She's fantastic in many ways.
@agk4lfe
@agk4lfe 11 жыл бұрын
Ahead of his time rip brother oneal gone to soon
@bertgreishkter7622
@bertgreishkter7622 2 жыл бұрын
This was way before Kevin Samuel even started.
@luisrojas3173
@luisrojas3173 7 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced a woman killed him. Lol. Rest in Paradise Patrice one of the best comedians ever.
@ScipioWasHere
@ScipioWasHere 6 жыл бұрын
This makes me smile and sad at the same time 😂😩 RIP
@gcrazy64
@gcrazy64 5 жыл бұрын
The faces he makes while he talking kills me mane 😄😄😄😄
@deshaundozier
@deshaundozier 2 жыл бұрын
Greatest to ever do it
@drakemoreno3304
@drakemoreno3304 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice pissed on maria after this intervieww
@dejibodunde2535
@dejibodunde2535 9 жыл бұрын
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