Patrick Bateman being himself for about 11 minutes

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

Never noticed how awkward he gets when he realizes he's not that interesting to anyone he doesn't work with.

[@corvus8752]

he isn't interesting to anyone with whom he works with either

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

@@corvus8752 true true

[@ntbored7727]

@@corvus8752 yeah lol everyone is always talking about how Patrick Bateman is a loser and dimwit, telling him directly too without knowing

[@selimmidikoglu5534]

And if he gets interest like from louis than he goes too awkward as well. :))

[@elferson]

@@corvus8752 thats why so many people get his name wrong. Hes so generic...

[@Micsquzzy69]

Ever since the death of Bruce’s parent’s, Master Wayne has not been the same.

[@Davethegoat19]

Actually this is master wanye if his parent's never died

[@armandovidal446]

Dude became a Joker himself

[@bot01020]

Wayne enterprise bankrupted because they couldn’t afford his mental therapy

[@lordneo9910]

@@Davethegoat19 If Alfred died

[@peweethepis]

@@lordneo9910 either way same thing

[@lanexyz]

bateman washing the gloves fucking floors me everytime i see it lmao

[@jordanturner7917]

Dude 🤣🤣😂😂

[@eshannayak6457]

and accompanied by the face that can only be described as 27 years of sexual instability lol

[@kylebutler1101]

Came here to make this exact comment.

[@MildlydepressedLucario]

The best quote of any movie *"Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it"*

[@Gematrinator]

ikr lmao

[@cat9448]

He sounded like a parent telling their kids to eat vegetables

[@boaboakei]

​@@cat9448when I first listened to this quote, I thought patrick had a girl over for dinner.

[@sound-engineer]

lmao

[@zayValhalla]

😂

[@SovereignSoul1717]

god this movie is a comedy master class.

[@Laila_Laila444]

Finally someone said it

[@farzanamughal5933]

It is suppossed to be a black comedy

[@SovereignSoul1717]

@@farzanamughal5933 that's why i wrote this comment, i know it is a comedy and i think they succeeded.

[@saxogrammatikus4195]

The book is based on is a dark comedy about 80s and early 90s Yuppy Culture

[@walterclements2892]

didn’t know tatsuya was an american psycho fan

[@suhoy6916]

"sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it."

[@Gematrinator]

L0L

[@aaronlajiness]

He makes the high-dollar escort eat the streetwalker's balloon knot...Patrick doesn't classify his b*tches.

[@cheridoris]

I love how business cards are the most serious scenes

[@iamconfusion.2450]

Even more intense than the murder scenes 😂😂

[@iamconfusion.2450]

Business cards are everything. You don’t mess around with the quality of your business card

[@trige000]

@@iamconfusion.2450 Yes.

[@WorldofTanks48]

I didn't expect the 11 minute version, but I'm glad it's here. Waiting for the 12.

[@Julian-dq2qq]

Waiting for the 1h 42m version

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

The 10 minute version was a little new wave for my tastes. But when the 11 came out in '22, I found it really came into its own; culturally, and artistically.

[@RatKingJim]

Waiting for Patrick Bateman's sequel

[@chi_chai]

Hey tank check this out, 13 I'm expecting.

[@DMMDestroyer]

Its a mistake that people don't follow up with this one, after the first.

[@abdullahmohamed2006]

Very nice let's see Paul Allen being himself for 11 minutes

[@PaulAllen-l6c]

I'm always myself

[@XboxgeorgebeanRollercoasters]

@@PaulAllen-l6c bruh who got his reboot card.

[@fatihshain]

missed my turn to write this by a day fuck

[@DJ-sf2cr]

@@PaulAllen-l6c try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you f*cking stupid bastard!!!

[@Chs3__1234]

Sadly he didnt have much screentime 😭

[@CaioNsl]

let’s see Paul Allen’s opinion about this compilation

[@PaulAllen-l6c]

It's ok

[@ishaquilleoneal4372]

​@@PaulAllen-l6c So you got a seat at Dorsia?

[@PaulAllen-l6c]

@@ishaquilleoneal4372 indeed I have

[@amadeusagripino6862]

​@@ishaquilleoneal4372nobody goes there anymore

[@IamDakotaaaa]

when he washes his hands WITH the gloves on

[@halatiny6537]

HES WASHING THE GLOVES

[@purplepantedits8105]

This is how a sitcom without laugh track looks like

[@ykris6109]

Patrick being himself = patrick being nothing

[@bigcj3676]

- virgin beta-male

[@dontudare9356]

He .isn't just there

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Deep

[@amadeusagripino6862]

And what about Marcus Hallberstram?

[@justicediaz5956]

No one talks about how FUCKING SMOOTH Luis is in this scene 5:14 Absolute MENACE in the Yale locker rooms

[@flamematerial02]

how to get away with murder 101: be Gay

[@lefandomtrash7746]

You can literally just see on his face as he’s just like “I was going to murder you but now I just feel really uncomfortable.”

[@iamconfusion.2450]

I love how Luis made a serial killer so disgusted about killing him that he even washed his gloves 💀💀

[@yourlocalwaifu8601]

@@lefandomtrash7746 Bro was visibly SWEATING

[@theramplocal]

Jean Paul Gaultier

[@gabe5138]

“I don’t want you to get drunk but that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.”

[@tareklegrand7747]

My theory is that Patrick really wanted to have dinner with his secretary but the moment she suggested Dorsia knowing he can't get a reservartion he decided to kill her to save his image.

[@pittsie]

I don’t think that’s necessarily the case? He just has the impulse to kill. In the novel he genuinely believes Jean is human who has something to live for, he just can’t help himself

[@sirius1807]

Evelyn misscalled him, if Jean was killed, Patrick will having hard time being with detctive Kimball because "my friend is your friend" thing

[@Susisidee]

In the novel he tries to go to dorsia with her only to completely embarrasse himself since they kick him out , jean actually liked the sense of the adventurer which made him a little bit happy

[@arequipien]

Only Willien Dafoe could look crazier than Patrick Bateman....great actor

[@tineb2442]

Willem

[@iamconfusion.2450]

Willem Dafoe has memes in every movie 😂

[@zlinedavid]

@@iamconfusion.2450He’s a bit of an actor himself.

[@Alexis-ln9iy]

I died at the crossword puzzle scene. Just seeing meat bone meat bone had me dying

[@mickeypopa]

So you're into meats & excisions (of bones)?

[@jasper036]

and he had to think about the next word as well

[@Arrowtomahknee]

The murders and executions into mergers and acquisitions is one of the best damn moments of world play in this film, and I love it.

[@peckz.]

5:18 Bruh this scene always gets me, like how weird you have to be to make a fkn SERIAL KILLER uncomfortable💀💀💀

[@Slipperysnake_227]

Facts bro 😭

[@hihello-sx1sx]

It’s hilarious how despite his attempts to garner status and reverence, he’s always acting the opposite of smooth, whilst always failing to be aware of it

[@Gh0st652]

I feel so bad for Louis. He just wants to fit in but not in a murderous way

[@zaidkapadia6824]

He gey, he weak

[@flutterboypr6481]

"Well actually, it's none of your business Christie." Buried gold digger like a legend.

[@mickeypopa]

LMFAO

[@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253]

i do that too. high five

[@genericyoutubeuser1700]

She was asking because she thought he wanted her to ask. There could be a few reasons why he wouldn’t tell her (e.g., not expensive enough, too much detail in case she escaped, etc.).

[@flutterboypr6481]

​@@genericyoutubeuser1700Lol you are trying to correct what i said. It's obvious she did it in a polite way, don't try to correct me.

[@garrytalaroc]

Patrick: You girls have a question for me? One of the girls: *asks a question* Patrick: Actually, it's none of your business. Gigachad

[@Based4Life]

🗿🗿🗿

[@Diversetracks]

That copyrighted music part killed me😂💀

[@amadeusagripino6862]

DOIN U MA

[@Oldschool1943]

IKR LMFAO!

[@Literally-God]

"Patrick!" "WHAT IS IT?" That delivery is hilarious

[@crimsonbladewielder1975]

@@p0KerViK1NG67 “I have to return some videotapes..”

[@twistedyogert]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

[@sirius1807]

he want to fit in very hard way even with the rich bisex

[@El_payaso2006]

*"DORSIA?"* Patrick: I took that personally.

[@canwegetmuchhigher222]

The amount of seriousness in his voice when he says "Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it" Is fuckin hilarious

[@esmineldraaybara6975]

I like how Bryce and Van Patten talk to Bateman nicely and atleast recognise him but he's not secure enough to make friends with them. (Not counting Louis since he was being nice due to being sexually interested in Bateman) And Bateman does have a unique distinguishing personality in his appreciation of good music, but he never mentions it to anyone except if he's about to murder them.

[@imafirinmahlazahr]

But even Bateman's appreciation of good music seems robotic. He sounds like he's just reciting things he's read about it.

[@nyx348]

@@imafirinmahlazahr yess. every kind of knowledge is kind of “empty” knowledge. idk if it makes sense but it seems like he sat down and started memorizing the things just to be able to use it in very unnecessary moments. it was the same with the knowledge abt clothes. he had so much knowledge literally everyone asked him when it came to stuff like that yet it was just so “fake”. for me personally nothing mirrors his personality better than those 2 things

[@rballack1319]

@@nyx348 I think he's being as genuine as he can be so it's not 'fake' in the sense that it's consciously contrived, I would say 'lacking' is the better word to use, he's lacking the dimensions you'd associate with a developed opinion on something he thinks he likes just like he's lacking dimensions to his persona: "There is no me". It's more of a defensive mechanism, in the scene with the two prostitutes his utter powerlessness in all things that matter from the prostitute arriving with the wrong hair to his obvious lack of ability to communicate with and win the respect or attention of a woman. His failure at this social level precedes his 'descent' into the emotionless critique of music, to sexuality, to violence. His only moment of compatibility is as a baseless sexual entity, his physical fitness and healthy lifestyle make him perform well sexually and only in this moment can he satisfy himself with himself, thus rewarding the basest primal instinct sexuality which sits next to aggression and violence. When Louis peels back his glove and kisses his wrist and then says "he has a hot body" - it's an unfortunately and unintentionally destructive moment, to be ostensibly valued on the basis of aesthetic rather than the real. It's kind of confirmation of his lack of soul. He washes his gloves but not where he was actually touched, the unfortunate encounter has left it's mark and the only thing he can think to do is to re-assemble his ego and go back out as if nothing's happened. He doesn't know how to form his own opinion about things because, I will hypothesize, you develop a sense of 'opinion' by first understanding other people and how they perceive things and then facilitating the necessity to create disagreement forging an articulated point of view - but first you need to have a capacity for empathy to understand other people and how/ why they're invested in what they think they have an interest in which Bateman objectively isn't because he does not value life, or 'real living' I should say. How this idea correlates with the business cards is not clear to me at this point. Kind of reminds me of Antony Joshua - he is trying to be human, but the more he tries the more his pathology stands out. It's like the opposite of the Tinman without a heart in the Wizard of Oz. He does soulless work and so he is soulless. His lifestyle and his environment are kept to a pristine and sterile standard, almost hermetically-sealed both internally and externally - no signs of anybody but him influencing what exists in his apartment. This is the only thing we can control, and all he has is contol so he'll be tyrannical with it as a matter of dependency, the only real meaningful occupation he has to shield himself from the impossibility of a full-fledged exposure to chaotic reality. The scene with Louis and the 'murder gone sexual' tells all. Bateman isn't used to being touched affectionately, he's more comfortable with confrontational contact which is why he's so quick and casual with the "touch me again and you'll draw back a stump" remark. The interaction unites him with a sense of self he does not have regular contact with explaining how he consciously withdraws from his environment and becomes focused on some internal schism, and becomes almost like a petulant teenager with the 'What is it!' response. His emotional repression becomes evident at that point; his absent humanity comes to the fore with his desire not to hurt Louis' feelings or imply his sexuality or preference is improper.

[@rballack1319]

Louis' attraction is a hard one to categorize. It's hard to imagine he found elements of his surface personality attractive since there isn't one. He remarks about him having a hot body, but everyone in Bateman's circle does since they're pretty much carbon copies of each other, with the exception of Bateman's desire to 'become a real boy' which is the driving force behind his nihilistic fantasies. It feels as though Louis is sensitive to this as well as Bateman's lack of rejection of his sexuality. It seems more like he wants to help Patrick than be a lover to him but he himself is confused by his attraction.

[@nyx348]

@@rballack1319 i put fake into those " thingies cuz i couldn't find a better word (sorry english's not my first language) but I essentially agree with u. I too think this is his level of "being human". He obv doesn't think like the average person nor seems to entirely understand one to the level of being able to interact with them properly so he uses that "empty knowledge" to fit in and a lot of the times it seems to work for him. He somehow has a contradicting personality in my opinion. I mean on the one side he's putting up that boy-next-door persona, though does seem kinda bothered by other people's perception of it, but on the other hand towards the end, he wasn't really that ruthless killer either anymore. I'm not saying he changed entirely or started being an empathetic person but he kind of "lost it" and even that persona of his seemed kind of forced like he was confused abt his identity even more than b4. I don't know if the things I said make much sense, I haven't watched the movie or read the book in forever but these are the things I remeber thinking and then there's obv the language barrier but yeah I agree with u. Also I think many of his insecurities and doubts abt himself come from the position of his father in the company.

[@YLS8763]

3:37 this is literally the sigma community in a nutshell

[@JamesSSWayne]

Nope. SIGMA normally doesn't care at all about this stuffs. Probably frustrated people community than sigma

[@angrybanana5476]

​@@JamesSSWayne sigma is cringe af

[@JamesSSWayne]

@@angrybanana5476 don’t care. Is funny

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

It's literally true.

[@yalincawilliams]

"It was a laugh riot" is my new fav saying. Thank you, you insane man you.

[@jasonlast7091]

Trying to explain the plot of this movie be like: So there’s this guy who kills people and he keeps trying to confess but it’s really frustrating because nobody knows who he is and they’re too self absorbed to care. And there’s this restaurant named Dorsia. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to return some video tapes.

[@cwinowich]

Lol yeah there just is no plot

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Christian went from Bateman to Batman

[@zlinedavid]

Patrick Batman

[@jackbennett2269]

*Aggressively washes gloves*

[@angelbalbuena2256]

Only the real ones know that Dorsia is the true antagonist of this movie

[@chamilleon]

The going in and out of the copyright part was hilarious

[@joesmith457]

Jerma985 documentary

[@BigBoris]

The Louis Armstrong “doin your mom” made me uncontrollably laugh

[@amadeusagripino6862]

It was a laugh riot

[@frostboy1263]

The random bits of "What A Wonderful World" killed me.

[@Wort-by1no]

Boy do i have some news for you

[@frostboy1263]

@@Wort-by1no What what happened?

[@Wort-by1no]

@@frostboy1263 Louie is singing Doin ya mom

[@xaf0163]

it’s just someone pulling the louie voice while singing “doing ya mom” 😐

[@frostboy1263]

@@Wort-by1no Wait what?!

[@bigpun7916]

American Phyco is actually a dark comedy. Thats also a documentary about wealthy assholes on Wall street.

[@AverageBelieverInGod]

"Sabrina don't just stare at it eat it" One of my favorite funny moments to me 😂😂

[@704ALS]

“Let’s not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want” “Dorsia?” Patrick Bateman: 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

[@WindVillage]

“We’re totally booked” Two at nine? Perfect!” 🤣

[@oggamer5736]

its crazy how the guy from green goblin is in this movie

[@FHBStudio]

The green goblin interviewing batman about the recent missing person case he murdered.

[@marcel-qc9cr]

@@FHBStudio he murdered Joker actually... (MORBIUS😳😳😳)

[@MixdGoyIntabMGI]

Bat Man finally kills The Joker

[@alexandrosalib8253]

it's crazy how Willem defoe seems the one sane compared to Bale

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Batman, The Joker, Green Goblin, Ginormica, Dot and Talbot are all in this movie what a cast

[@lilac_reed]

"There's something sweet about you" Thanks it's my handcrafted faux personality, glad it's working darling

[@joaonunovinagre5370]

Impressive.... But I have watched it twice and the other part too so..... I'm praying for a 12 minute video. For now I'm going to return some videotapes

[@doom8341]

Ah yes now let’s see Paul Allen’s 2nd Compilation

[@defaultdaniel]

I never noticed at 8:21 when the blonde asks Patrick "What do you do?" He says i'm into murders and executions with a straight face, but the girl interprets it as "mergers and acquisitions" lmao. It's like no one can take him seriously, and this was a clever way to showing it.

[@TippedScale]

the way he leans in when she asks "do you like it?" bro was caught off guard

[@balaclavacotidiano4727]

@@TippedScale its one of the only times in the movie he appears genuinely social and actually interested in somebody without any ill intent.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

3:18 Editing here is actually amazing. He kills these 2 women, and this little clip you show is only a slight and scary allusion to it.

[@thebohemiancowboy2805]

He doesn’t kill them in that scene. He tortures them.

[@Soccercrazyigboman]

5:19 Why is no one talking about his expression there?

[@Babygirl-on5zn]

Ahahaha he looks scared of him😂

[@mcpaully003]

Holy fuckin shit the handling of the copy-written music was masterful💀

[@Shampion78]

YESSS!!! My favorite scene in this movie and you can still at least hear parts of genesis. Progress update from previous video: still have not been able to recreate this scene in front of the mirror yet, but I still have my Hope's up

[@pittsie]

the outro is actually band aid by jack stauber sorry i changed it last minute Also sorry about the ads KZbin won’t let me remove them

[@rainofrest7778]

xd

[@andrewtatereal3168]

I'M OUT OF TOUCH YOUR OUT OF TIME

[@ubermikesocal]

02:47 Patrick Bateman with the key most important instructions in life to Christie, because Sabrina really does need to see that.

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

>abandoned all socials >BASED

[@Dajokababy]

BRO HE FUCKING WASHED HIS GLOVES IM WEAZING

[@bigchungusgaminglord]

patrick bateman is literally never himself in the entire movie except when he is killing paul allen and questioning his reality, that is the only time we see patrick break his shell of trying to fit in, by accepting his craze.this was the entire point of the movie. this video should be 20 seconds long

[@willievp2409]

Omg it’s a joke

[@patrickbateman2277]

Oh brotherrr

[@bigchungusgaminglord]

@@willievp2409 its not a joke, its entertainment/satire but actually using these as examples of his real self

[@nephthysz]

@@bigchungusgaminglord Jesus u sound like a fun person

[@CJ-jl5zd]

@@bigchungusgaminglord shut the hell up bro 😭✋ this isn’t ur college essay

[@hauntngu4002]

Hard to believe they couldn't follow the book. He imagines bones in a candy bar, gets chased by a park bench, goes to Dorsia a few times, and has a brother, although he makes his appearance in Rules of Attraction.

[@Kaerikillington]

The book is fckin brutal lol like killing that gay guy and his sharpei and murdering a lil kid at the zoo and then saying "ima doctor" when the mom discovers him stabbed and a crowd has formed and he doesnt even do anything just holds the kid til cops and ambulance arrives and slaps the mom and tells her to get ahold of herself lol...the fuckin rat that comes out his toilet 🤢

[@juanpablobarrazacaballero6187]

7:10 he didn't blink once

[@housel9352]

1:52 minions when you ask them who they were working for between 1939 and 1945

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Impressive very nice *let's see paul allen's compilation*

[@notverifiable3731]

You have no clue how much I needed this sequence

[@raiden233]

The video should be Called: The idea of Patrick Bateman being itself for about 11 minutes

[@amadeusagripino6862]

But he's simply not there

[@toaferon1822]

The quote from the serial killer was actually said by Ed Kemper III, aka the Co-Ed Killer, not Ed Gein, the man who made furniture and clothing out of the skin of dug-up corpses

[@matthew_the_pro5447]

Impressive, now lets see Paul Allen being himself for about 11 minutes.

[@SROD_559]

“Sabrina don’t just stare at it eat it”

[@JadedGLORY2689]

The alarm going off when the model says to Patrick "There's something sweet about you" Followed by him twirling a lock of her hair in the next scene.

[@colinclaes4479]

checking his pupils was genius

[@KarinaFlores-tv4ix]

I CANT WAIT FOR PART 3 I LOVE UR COMMENTARY/MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND SO U DONT GET COPYRIGHTED

[@vmthelegend5140]

Seeing this scene now with asking jean to dinner, maybe he really wanted to have a normal date with her, then her dorsia request made him snap and wanting to kill her, only realizing at the appartment that she isnt a role, she is herself and really liked him.

[@blackswan7568]

Legend has it those video tapes haven't been returned to this day...

[@California_Doge]

What would be the modern equivalent to: "I have to return some videotapes"

[@phantom_mist1726]

"I left my charger at home"

[@theobserver4214]

“I have to return my taxes”

[@xxkeloulouneA7X]

"I have to record some tiktoks"

[@mickeypopa]

I have to renew my Netflix subscription.

[@paskalokaa1052]

0:49 I nearly pissed myself 😂

[@briandobosz7297]

"I've got to return some video tapes!"

[@YHWHskept]

Returning videotapes as his mainstay excuse 😂😂

[@ihateuifulikebts3548]

the way he says hang on there little BUDDY makes this shit

[@quatro_quatro]

You can see a mirror image of the boom mic at 7:10 on that CD in the background.

[@bonesoneuropa1610]

It has been exactly 22 years since the disappearance of Paul Allen.

[@mizzphitzbeta]

Impressive, very nice 11 minutes!

[@KayCee._.]

SABRINA DONT JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT

[@jackbennett2269]

Gahd, I gyuess I was prroobably returning videotapes.... and absolutely, I'm with you on that one

[@xylophoneize]

Waitin for 12 min.

[@bigpun7916]

This movie is one of my favorites Documentaries !

[@jhatgotagat300]

When he said “Sabrina don’t just stare at it, eat it” I about feel out of my Seat bruh😂😂😂this whole all movie is fucking funny to me idk why

[@starcrysis23]

Prolly cuz it’s a black comedy

[@otroweonllamadoseba]

3:38 the whole movie trys to tell that they are complete idiots. So yeah, it's idiot behavior

[@usuario-dc8bb]

It's true tho soy npc

[@bakugo9761]

The scene with the hooker almost made me wanna cry because it hit too close home

[@billyumbraskey8135]

bro you have a knack for this for sure. funny edits.

[@ZuwyFPS]

nah the doin your mom music caught me off guard ffs lool

[@justinchen6628]

I love how when its a copy wright it plays a song 😂

[@Artistbro1212]

Impossible, I just watched Patrick Bateman for about 12 minutes twice in London. Just 10 days ago.

[@RecantoSombrio]

Thanks for the content

[@miguelg3872]

I nearly had stroke at how hard I laughed when you put that edit to avoid copyright🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KeyserTheRedBeard]

spectacular video pittsie. I smashed that thumbs up on your video. Keep up the brilliant work.

[@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253]

guy pulls out fresh ass binuzz card *ominous music* Paul Allen has a mini heart attack every time

[@OfficialMcDodsAccount]

The sinks were the other side of the room in the Luis scene, so I think Luis was pissing 😭

[@FreeCatCheese]

Miles Fisher's cover of "This Must Be the Place" is the final perfect form of this story. I also think most of the story is just Patrick Bateman's version of counting sheep and he's never lifted a finger of murder until after the story ends...

[@jackmelchiorre8237]

0:04 bro is listening to the screams of terror while training 💀

[@KayloMaster]

If anyone needed to know it’s Jack Stauber - Bandaid the real outtro

[@techguygamingofficial]

Bro just like that plz share the whole movie stuff

[@RM-kq8iu]

So there's going to be another third one?

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Yeah a 12 minute version