Totally Random Mouth Noise Episode #7: Neil Hamburger

[@alexstone5410]

Gregg is one of the greatest improvisers of all time. True Genius.

[@Pimp-Master]

And now, Hamburger is on everyone's minds especially in places like Hacienda Heights, California. He's so expensive to book, that clubs will accept Hamburger impersonators, Hamburger Helper, because people just want "Hamburger" at whatever quality level.

[@peterhamlet1415]

That's disgusting, have you seen how most cheap cows are treated? It's like eating a giant fecal tumor.

[@hamstercommando42069]

What a weird Monkees/bowl cut/mullet thing that this guy is rocking. Like a medieval iron helmet of hair. Even so, cheers for bringing out some more Hamburger.

[@Maw0]

I hope Neil Hamburger never dies because if he does, I am gonna bawl my eyes out.

[@PatrickMaliha]

LOL! I loved the entire interview. I may just post up the full 40+ minutes. It will have some slow parts, but it will be up there :-)

[@minckypasricha1930]

Where is it?! 😭

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

5:30 I think Mr Hamburger has some similar feelings about VHS tapes.

[@clintrock]

If enough people watch this you know that one day someone's going to actually look for that scene in Abbott and Costello Meet The Mummy.

[@MMBosstone737]

Very impressive interview that brought pants-shitting hilarity out of Neil. I would hugely appreciate if the full interview was released

[@nicknack191]

wish you continued with these interviews ... could have been a hit

[@MisterIkeJones]

Thank you for suggesting Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy, those jokes had me rolling. It's hard to find good clean comedy like that these days. It's always about wordplay dealing with farts and how many times you can say fart in a sentence. Give me the classic jokes about anal prolapse any day.

[@thespacecowboy420]

DapperDan fart

[@PatrickMaliha]

I agree. Love the guys delivery.

[@ratrat9392]

Please post the full version !

[@TheIncidentRoom]

Dealing with a lot of... disease.

[@Atombombmother]

I love Neil Hamburger. America's funnyman!

[@SparkySINN]

Neil is such a legend. Post the full interview.

[@hamstercommando42069]

16:45 the cameraman finally finds the shot he should have been using the whole shoot. Then he decides to move it around again, swaying to and fro

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

15 years of failure. I died.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

That was nine or 10 odd years ago. Fortunately, he'll start making real money just eight short years from today.

[@PatrickMaliha]

@hamstercommando42069 Yah, on some of the other videos we had sound issues, etc. It was an experiment that we tried. I truly believe if done today, we could make it work. but where you going to find a camera in 2012?

[@mrpayne123]

Very funny, thank you for getting neil hamburger

[@bloodrobot166]

Good show.

[@jsilence418]

Neil has a hot wife .I don't know which of these guys has the most arresting hair style.

[@PatrickMaliha]

@mrpayne123 No prob! He was one of the nicest people I've ever interviewed. I might put up the full interview at some point. But not sure if anyone would actually be interested in two guys "ramble-chatting" for almost an hour LOL!

[@magritte128]

But Luigi, what about my mo-ney?

[@chrisbbbbchris]

I love seeing neil hamburger ( gregg turkington ) trying not to laugh.. so good, by the way i put his real name also just to get him more into the internet wave? idk nvm im fucked up right now

[@PatrickMaliha]

@DoctaDualist Agreed! Awesome comedian, even better performer. A true genius.

[@PatrickMaliha]

@MMBosstone737 I think I may have to do that, based on some of the responses. Just keep in mind - it could be boring.

[@GGGeraldson]

My ex wife is trying to garnish the $5 so she can have money to buy condoms and have sex with god knows who....hahahahahaha!.....love you Neil!

[@PatrickMaliha]

Honestly, it took everything I had not to LOL while I was interviewing the dude :-)

[@chrisbbbbchris]

HOly shit Patrick Maliha ! one of the best interviews i have ever seen. bad ass. any way i can help spread your virus? haha i mean basically help you get more likes not only for this but perhaps other websites? idk, i want to see more of neil hamburger and more ;-)

[@mrpayne123]

When you reply to someone you should ask them a question, that will force them to give you another view in the reply (which nets you maybe a cent). Example: "I agree, Neil is funny. How is the weather there?". Just make sure not to offend them with a question. Though that question my seem benign, if they are going through a natural disaster it may be considered as mocking them. So make sure to do some data mining and weather pattern searches before you comment. You want that cent right?

[@LynchyVidz]

very good interview! - was that a Masonic handshake? - is that a nose ring? - Neil pays $12 per hour for internet, not $20 , he's not dumb.

[@PatrickMaliha]

Thank you! And in answer to your questions; - I don't think so. If it was, the jig is up!! - No... just a large nose :-/ - TRUE!!

[@NobodyCaresALot]

@@PatrickMaliha lol

[@NobodyCaresALot]

It did look subtly masonic but I don't think Neil reciprocated.

[@PatrickMaliha]

@childpear You, dear nameless internet person, are obviously a true Connoisseur of what is awesome.

[@brendansullivan5302]

#GreggHead

[@PatrickMaliha]

I LOL'd at that one :-)

[@mrpayne123]

You're smart, that's gotta be the easiest way to make a quick cent.

[@zboys4586]

I want my Poe Tay Toes you forgot my Poe Tay Toes Where are my Poe Tay Toe ? How can I eat my Ham Ber Ger without my Poe Tay Toes ?

[@PatrickMaliha]

@hamstercommando42069 My hair has always been the source of much consternation.

[@PatrickMaliha]

@hyenapeptic I have no idea. If I were you, I would share the heck out of this thing to ensure that this horrible tragedy no longer continue.

[@Doca]

@PatrickMaliha Please do, even if you don't get an overwhelming response i`d love to see the full thing, i`m something of a Neil connoisseur, the more rambly the better.

[@jimmyjimbo666]

This is great. Should've been a real show :-.(

[@PatrickMaliha]

I feel this conversation has the potential to go on longer than the internet. Also, I don't think you should be reading an e-book version of the Bible that your priest recommended to you.

[@absoluteb22]

Harry and Tonto

[@Qrayon]

Neil, you're getting ripped off. Cancel that contract and sign up with me. I'll get you gigs, and all you have to pay me is $175 per gig flat fee, which I'm sure you'll agree is a better deal.

[@PatrickMaliha]

Awesome idea! Thanks buddy! :-) So fuck nut, how's you're herpes? Sorry, I may have misunderstood your comment.

[@thespacecowboy420]

OMG buy a tripod