Stupid ASMR Video

[@xocoles]

time stamps 🤍 (it’s exactly 2:30 am and i cant sleep) 0:00 soft tapping (tag/nail brush) + soft spoken intro 1:22 scratching on mic with nail brush + tapping/scratching on tag 1:53 “relax” spoken trigger + small foam paint sponge triggers 2:36 card triggers + soft spoken directions 3:17 big rectangle paint sponge (soft talking throughout) 8:20 tag + foam brush triggers 8:32 tapping on nail brush / scratching on mic 8:57 scratching bristles on nail brush ⭐️ 9:15 paper/foamy texture pouch+nail brush 10:20 nail brush up close to camera ⭐️ soft talking “hold still” trigger 11:08 scratching mic with nail brush 11:33 small, silicone “toothpicks” on mic (soft talking)⭐️ 🤍 HAPPY 24TH BDAYYYYYY WE LOVE U! I HOPE IT WAS GREAT 🤍 13:31 metal tweezers + soft talking/laughing 14:57 silicone toothpicks again+rambles 19:58 foam/paper texture pouch scratching + scissors snipping at camera 22:46 foam/paper texture pouch scratching only 23:41 checking mic “check check” 24:00 hand triggers (flutters, tapping, scratching) 25:13 silly little black plastic roller- 26:28 small foam paint brush again + rambles still⭐️ 31:24 small foam paint brush + foam/paper texture pouch (scratching together) 33:01 silly little black plastic roller (some silicone toothpick) 38:59 big foam paint sponge 40:06 vans brown belt assorted triggers 43:18 black plastic makeup brush 45:42 belt triggers again⭐️ 48:05 plastic makeup brush again (funny rambles) ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 53:27 rambles (trigger words “relax”, “ur safe”, “u can go to sleep”) THE END GOODNIGHTTT Sleep well everyone

[@PatricksASMR]

you’re the best in the world, much appreciated ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@tubbydoy]

I laughed with you bro, happy Belated birthday man

[@opcatyouness7827]

who are u

[@JulianHeinbücher]

Damn ur so fine, bet u fit in my contacts

[@joaom3234]

"why it's so expensive to exist?" I ask myself that everyday 😭

[@joaom3234]

Also Happy Birthday!

[@hauntlogan]

"I trusted many men.... and they ended up showing me... their shlong" Such a sad quote😢

[@Shield954]

Relatable. 😭🤣

[@braedenallingham9680]

Bro I cannot stop laughing I just heard that omg

[@zoeashton5141]

Girl I rewinded it I had to double check I heard right😂

[@0kieD0kiee]

“Showing me- *tap tap tap* - their schlong”

[@kyo_xoxo]

timestamp 😭

[@chloesantiag0]

it’s almost 9am and i’ve just climbed into bed after pulling an all-nighter submitting all my final uni deadlines for the year. this is so well timed, thank you !!

[@mushy7233]

Mhm that’s what I’m talkin bout boo, get some well deserved rest! Hope you pass your finals!

[@PatricksASMR]

i’m so proud of you 😊 That’s some hardcore dedication

[@chloesantiag0]

@@mushy7233 :)) hahaha thank you so much !! i only woke up like 3pm later and am dreading hearing my results - whenever i do get them backk

[@chloesantiag0]

@@PatricksASMR thanks patrick !! i really do love your videos, please keep it up 🫶🫶

[@AverageCowboysFan89]

​@@chloesantiag0 I wish you luck and hope that you pass ❤️

[@0kieD0kiee]

“Everything should be enjoyed in moderation. Except breathing. You have to breathe. Constantly.” 😂😂😂

[@Remus0813]

Patrick has such a wholesome and genuine vibe. He also is really good at what he does with the tingles. It’s what keeps bringing me back. He’s the kind of person that you just want to be around naturally. ❤❤❤

[@PatricksASMR]

that’s so sweet thank u ❤️❤️❤️

[@Isaquinha13]

Mklliolokoopooplllllloolllollloooloollo pra 😊

[@Bentaiisart]

4:27 I’m trying to sleep man, cracking me up, love your sense of humor so much never change 😭😭 Also that “friend” probably isn’t very good at reading the room if they thought you were cool with that😅 Happy birthday as well!

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️😁

[@bhartleby5033]

I love the mix of great (visual) triggers and rambling. You got a great sense of humor as well :D

[@PatricksASMR]

:D

[@h4ylis]

"stupid asmr video" cracked me up fr, ur titles are hilarious and ur videos relaxing. keep doing what u do!! ❤

[@PatricksASMR]

thanks :))

[@Sayfside]

Every trigger I hate, when Patrick does it, I start to love it.

[@PatricksASMR]

🫂

[@hanii699]

I think I’ve only commented one other time on this channel, “brain pacification” or something lol. But anyways I’m not a big commenter, but he truly has grown to be the only asmrtist I watch. The sounds he makes, how relatable he is, the way he just is so tender with things. I just can’t get enough of it

[@PatricksASMR]

:D i’m so so happy to hear that I hope you stick around ❤️❤️❤️ I’m glad you like it

[@xxmasterchiefx2]

He just doesn’t miss dude, literally the best there is for ASMR these videos knock me the hell out 😂

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️

[@Enigma1990ad]

5:20 made me literally LOL. I know it wasn't meant to be funny but that's quality dark humour right there. The way you said it so nonchalantly was just gold...LMAO!

[@PatricksASMR]

:)

[@concretegirl2485]

The last 3 or 4 minutes are absolute gold.

[@heilyhendrix]

You telling me to relax but not to the point of death is exactly what I neeeded to fall asleep tonight

[@Alex_Kay00]

that little apology when breaking the little thing gave me tenderness 11:38❤

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️

[@9solt]

i don’t think it’s stupid honestly, you’re still exploring asmr, exploring all triggers and there’s still many more haha! but anyways. it’s never dumb to explore or even make up different triggers ya know? perhaps having some analysis on what triggers may be good or not? i love that you’re always expressing you’re self and your gestures. p.s i love ur asmr it’s always amazing as is, i also like the fact that your always positive about stuff. you’re very genuine:)

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you so much that’s so sweet ❤️❤️❤️ I hope you’re well and happy

[@charturnus]

I am OBSESSED with that little blue brush. 08:33 to 09:09 was so good, especially the bit with the bristles ❤

[@jimmy_playz3325]

amazing, not stupid at all gave me straight tingles right away

[@jimmy_playz3325]

@Rip_envixity check again, i did

[@jimmy_playz3325]

@Rip_envixity separate comment

[@WinterDivine9]

hell yeah, this gave me Easy ASMR vibes. that dude is incredible personally tho I really like the further back distance like you usually do bc it focuses on the sounds, then your voice adds a relaxing layer to it in the bg

[@PatricksASMR]

:)

[@Summer_762]

I just love this guy❤ he’s so comforting❤ and you can just tell he has the kindest soul❤❤

[@PatricksASMR]

[@Shield954]

Happy belated, Patrick! 🥳🎂💕 Ps. The little storytimes in your videos are hilarious. 😆 It would be super rad if you made an entire video dedicated to just random thoughts/stories that come to mind. 😂 ASMR hangout session with Patrick xD

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you! ❤️❤️ I would love to do that the only problem is having stuff to talk about about lol

[@Aedion0314]

The close-up soft speaking in the last 10 minutes of the video is simply amazing, it gave me tingles like nothing before. Seriously, goosebumps every single second. You're actually amazing, man! Keep it up! 😻

[@PatricksASMR]

oh wow. i’ll have to do stuff like that a lot more. ❤️❤️

[@Aedion0314]

@@PatricksASMR I don't know if it's just me but I'd LOVE to watch more of that ❤️

[@VelvetHexUwU]

This is not a stupid asmr video. It's absolutely amazing 💗

[@blockz12]

U ate correct!!!😊

[@aeniala6385]

the ending with the super close up talking was super tingly!!

[@astroliegic]

idk why but when u whisper i get more tingles than i ever have from any other asmrtist, i love the content sm

[@PatricksASMR]

:D

[@slowsundayasmr]

this man must have 512gb of storage 😭😭 love the long videos. also edit, the scratching at 12:42 heaven sent

[@pokeapox3751]

Man you're way too good at visual asmr. A freaking foam paintbrush is making my eyes feel heavy😂😂 many thanks❤

[@PatricksASMR]

you’re so welcome ❤️❤️

[@chicken5575]

5:05 I just had to turn my volume up to see if i heard that right, some people are just sick. Anyways, nice asmr video as always i think I've become addicted to your videos and can't settle for other asmrtists now lolol. And also Happy Birthday!🎂🎈💜

[@PatricksASMR]

They sure are! i’m glad you like the videos and thank you ❤️❤️❤️

[@heyitandrea]

there's something about his videos that remind me of old asmr! truly refreshing

[@poetdepression]

Youre my favorite asmrtist man i pit ur vids on while im playing inscryption and gaming in general always makes me feel less lonely and more comfy keep up the good work cap o7

[@PatricksASMR]

Thanks so much I’m glad to help ❤️❤️❤️

[@laurjo]

truly just lost my mind at you making yourself laugh 😭 i think that’s why you’ve become my favorite i love ur silly little humor

[@jennieelise]

the breathy whisper ramble is so relaxing to listen to 😴

[@TotallyTaRz]

Those whispers at the end were so good, it sounds like me when I'm falling asleep and someone asks me a question and I'm just trying to go back to sleep. It was giving me placebo where I started thinking I was tired, despite the fact that I wasn't tired before.

[@faithbartlett4947]

"I could be lying, I could be full of shit. Don't trust anyone" honestly made my day 😂❤

[@skypearl1999]

This is the perfect mic setting on the perfect mic with your perfect voice.. it gives me so much tingles. thank you!

[@PatricksASMR]

😊😊😊

[@coin4246]

it’s so nice just to listen to you speak

[@joechurchill5100]

13:40 😂😂 laughing to myself at 1 am "wtf is that guy doing here"😂😂

[@ardonics]

been feeling really stressed out so this came at a great time :) love your asmr

[@CairoCreations]

I feel asleep for a couple minutes and woke up to Patrick enacting his future while divorcing him and abandoning their 10 children for being bald. I will literally never watch another ASMR channel ❤

[@marcymoo9207]

Happy birthday!!!!! I’ve waited all day for this video it’s so good!!! Your absolutely amazing and I love your voice its super soothing and soft and it makes my brain do a lil dance :3 thank you so much for these videos and I hope your bday went well!!! ❤❤

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you so much you’re so sweet ❤️❤️❤️ I hope you’re well and happy

[@Ramirez11111]

Hey man i just discovered ur channel but this is already one of the things that can help me sleep keep going ur great

[@PatricksASMR]

😊

[@seekerofhorrorseekerofmeme6861]

your whispering is just awesome as always

[@spencerclarke4236]

"Don't relax to much, because if your heart slows down to much.. you'll fucking die" best advice ever

[@ilyongbok]

"you're safe" was so comforting ily omg :(

[@spinzelli]

fun but relaxing video :) it’s like chilling w your friend at a sleepover when you guys already tried to fall asleep but neither of you could so you’re just up talking ab life and making jokes, honestly love those times so this video does that very well

[@PatricksASMR]

Im glad you like them !! Thank u ❤️❤️

[@cryptoexe6776]

5:25 it's actually good bro that people show you how they can literally change there personality in just few moments , it's actually good for you're mental health , you should only care about you're self , also i don't know you personally but i get a vibe from you thay you're honest and kind , that's what really matters i appreciate you really keep going and do what you love

[@PatricksASMR]

people be fake :( thanks so much for saying that you’re kind ❤️❤️

[@_andrew18]

Happy birthday man ! Your asmr its simple but so relaxing , keep this great work up and be safe^^

[@lazylucid]

this was a great video!! I feel like the best asmr comes from those without a real plan or those that are just trying out its cool to see what they do! and these were all new but good i loved it!

[@PatricksASMR]

I gotta agree, thank you so much

[@shabioing]

5:34 caught me off guard why would he do that??

[@dogsterdog]

whattt happy birthday!!!!! thanks for this video, your asmr is perfect for while I do my homework ^__^ I have adhd so it's hard to find asmr that's not too loud or distracting, and yours is like hanging with an old friend. hope u had a good birthday!

[@PatricksASMR]

i’m so glad I’m able to help, thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@bea-bl9qc]

i was trying to sleep but this video is cracking me up 😭 anyways love your asmr sm!! tingly as always

[@PatricksASMR]

😊😊😊🫂

[@benhikingoutdoors1632]

Eye brushing with that brush at the beginning would be an awesome visual trigger

[@MAYBEME._M]

Stupid ASMR video, which made me sleep comfortable..how dare you call this stupid! this is so nice patrick

[@maririn7444]

happy birthday!!! I love your videos, you literally make me sleep every night, thank you so much lol

[@PatricksASMR]

My pleasure :-)

[@childchewerASMR]

i just wanna say thank you for being my official unofficial painting companion these past few weeks:) its nice having these videos where you mix light conversion and hella dope sounds 😌 happy birtbday man!! also just as an asmrtist youre a rolemodle of mine. never stop creating 🫂🤍

[@PatricksASMR]

you’re so welcome I’m happy I can do that for you :) Thank u thank u ❤️❤️

[@SwitchDoesThings]

Heres a random comment, 1. I am enjoying this while playing ranked league of legends (horrible combination that is working great for me), 2. You mentioned that you liked the song Knights in White Satin before, I highly recommend listening to Zeds Dead remix of the song

[@yrugae]

I saw zeds dead life 😁

[@PatricksASMR]

thanks for the recommendation :)

[@sotos9lol]

im sleepy af gn everyone ❤

[@SweetsBeary]

goodnight! Sweet dreams

[@balzaqi]

nightshift?

[@PatricksASMR]

gn ❤️

[@noidont1559]

goodnight

[@bugsinmybones9]

i had such a long funkin week and i have not been able to relax or chill out so thanks for this :) i love ur vids bc it feels like we’re friends on ft and you’re doing random you stuff while i do random me stuff if that makes sense

[@PatricksASMR]

I hope your week gets better !! Thank u ❤️❤️

[@Ananashero]

Happy birthday!! ❤ Really appreciate your videos!

[@Fynn04]

those little blue things were actually amazing, also happy birthday 🎂🎂

[@PatricksASMR]

:D

[@Cheshirebrat]

I’ve fallen asleep to your videos 4 times now…. My dude, don’t call your videos stupid, you’re a natural with asmr, I think it’s time you consider yourself an asmrtist. I’m subscribing.

[@Pvf-OG]

This man is like all my insecurities in an asmr video

[@emhinckley284]

I just found you tonight and I love your content so so much!! Plus, you have such a cozy vibe and super cute!! Good job! Keep it up ❤❤❤

[@emhinckley284]

@Rip_envixity happy birthday cutie 😌😚

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you so much and welcome ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@emhinckley284]

@@PatricksASMR you're so welcome 💖🫡

[@Jessica_rabbit2]

You’re so real and that’s why you’re my favorite asmrist❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@PatricksASMR]

[@Mazzysky]

Omg, im so glad i can watch your video now!!! 💖 i cant wait for all the triggers 💖 thanks you for the upload!!! BTW how dare you put "stupid asmr video" >:( shouldve been "best asmr video" frfr 😭😭🙏

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ you’re so welcome

[@rooxsmith046]

bro says the most outta pocket stuff 💀 too funny bro 6:52. also amazing how every night u have hundreds more followers.

[@PatricksASMR]

😁😁

[@goomba7853]

HAPPY (late 🧍‍♂️) BIRTHDAY!!! Love your videos, very relaxing 💗

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️❤️

[@tothewall788]

Man you are so cute :,) you always seem so down to earth and lovely in your videos, I love the little rambles and tangents n jokes

[@PatricksASMR]

thank u ❤️❤️

[@sameoldashton478]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!! hope it was great thanks for blessing our ears every night! much love ❤

[@PatricksASMR]

❤️❤️

[@jimmy_playz3325]

happy birthday, i was still watching so its a separate comment but i hope you blow up! edit: kinda sounded wrong, "hope you blow up" i meant like your channel, you becoming huge on yt ya know

[@PatricksASMR]

i don’t wanna blow up :(

[@SaucyMelons]

I love that I have a new video to watch every night!!! Keep it up, but also make sure you take some you time! Also, happy birthday!!

[@hello5960]

That little piece of cardboard is great, i would love to see it again in the future!

[@Bobchen666]

Happy Birthday Patrick! glad to know that we are both Taurus! yayy :D

[@wonderbilodeau]

Patrick you need to stop making me laugh when I’m trying to sleep! “Not in like a voyeurism kind of way” has me cracking up (Not serious about stop making me laugh, keep doing it :p you’re a funny guy)

[@wonderbilodeau]

I’m sorry you had to go through that with people though :( I really can’t stand humans sometimes. Always here for you as you know ❤

[@wonderbilodeau]

10 CHILDREN?!?

[@wonderbilodeau]

21:48 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[@wonderbilodeau]

Maybe a cereal killer but not serial killer… I think your eyes are very nice

[@wonderbilodeau]

I call this commenting my version of live tweeting but instead it’s me commenting at different points in the video in response to things you say, I find it entertaining. And I probably am going to crash soon but I’m gonna need cat pics and names to go with them plz and thank you :) I’m guessing Draco is the black one and your sister likes Harry Potter lol

[@Kjv_believer7]

He just starts making every title a subliminal message

[@tillerlanezz]

Ur getting better and better at making sounds bro ❤

[@kythacloud]

Happy 24th birthday! 🥳 May babies are superior 💪🏾 My birthday is this upcoming Monday, i’ll be 21 😎

[@mrain333]

A trigger I’d love to hear that I haven’t seen are buckeye tree seeds. They’re kind of like acorns and have a unique woody sound!

[@Catherine-yg2vv]

It is imperative that the cylinder remains attached to the structure 😭😭reference of all time

[@lexblued]

happy birthday patrick, thanks for everything you do ❤️

[@lebzasty]

5:13 is so relatable but i love your asmr 😍🫶

[@derbygirle66]

Everything you touch basically becomes tingly. U r the best. Thx

[@PatricksASMR]

[@asmod3u5]

happy belated!! got to this video kinda late haha, but i love your videos! best asmrist (in my opinion) for sure

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@brecx003]

happy birthday champ, also best stupid video out there 🎊

[@DonovanMoore-o6m]

Please never take this down.

[@PatricksASMR]

lol i won’t. maybe download it just in case

[@lananur512]

Thank you for keep making this videos. You reaally help us a lot... My exam is 20th May, i hope it will be okay..😢

[@PatricksASMR]

good luck! Study and I’m sure you’ll do fine ❤️

[@lananur512]

@@PatricksASMR Thankss a lot ❤️‍🔥

[@ShadyStar24]

Happy birthday!! 24 is my lucky number, so I'm sending some of my luck over so you have a great 24th year!

[@PatricksASMR]

ty ❤️

[@hehebecca]

i simply cannot relax smh. ur too funny i keep laughing 😤 also… not the cylinder 😭

[@PatricksASMR]

😁

[@Miss_Akashiya]

happy birthday and thank you for this nice relaxing upload again 💜

[@yuliiza]

happy birthday! i loved the whispering! also at this point i can listen to u scratch a fork on a plate and i’d still fall asleep lol

[@PatricksASMR]

😊😊😊

[@Kalenkos]

Please do a full video with that white card! The tapping on it was so good 😭

[@seraphinecadieux4267]

happy birthday! omg thank you for this amazing video, i actually got tingles from the close-up whispering and breath sounds in the second part of the video💗it's not too loud at all, the brushing and the trigger accompanying it was so tingly as well (not sure what the object is called)

[@PatricksASMR]

thank you and I’m so glad you liked it ❤️❤️

[@BlytheWorld1972]

Omg i really like your total honesty you are just so cute i really hope you get a lot out of the videos like we all do.

[@PatricksASMR]

☺️☺️☺️❤️🫂

[@heather_11]

Construction site asmr had me laughing😅😅 but at the same time i used to babysit a kid who loved garbage trucks and there are several youtube videos of compilations of garbage truck picking up trash that he loved watching before nap time and it was totally giving asmr vibes

[@InSimonator]

22:17 - I agree with the original commenter. Your eyes are definitely gorgeous! 🥰

[@PatricksASMR]

ty :)

[@bhartleby5033]

Maybe it's normal for a new community or just normal for ASMR content as a whole, but some of these comments are NOT IT. Some people just comment weird fkn shit every video. It's uncomfortable. :c

[@PatricksASMR]

lol i don’t mind them :p what comments do u mean ?

[@bhartleby5033]

@@PatricksASMR People making up weird stuff like your apparent birth year, being rude and implying you are on drugs and other (in my opinion) boundary crossing questions/comments (like asking for onlyfans or giving a lot of personal, possible traumatic informations about their own life). In the end what's important is that YOU aren't bothered by it as this is your space aka I wouldn't be upset if me complaining wouldn't change anything. 🐻💦

[@myfriend9194]

@@bhartleby5033 ⏜ ⏜ 👁 👁 👃🏾. 👄 ⏝

[@dife_ru]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY! Penblwydd hapus as we say in Welsh :D

[@moseszamudio9993]

Feliz cumpleaños (I didn’t know it was ur birthday but someone else wished u a happy birthday, so imma just believe em)

[@banl1804]

Woke up from nightmare number 1, ready to go back to finish the battle 💪🏽😈 thanks for tucking me in homie

[@PatricksASMR]

😊