Patti Mayonnaise’s Odyssey // Vulo Lives! (Episode 7)

[@Redx6504]

Vulo lives is genuinely one of my favorite things you've ever made. These are so god damn funny and creative.

[@kilbymorgan8626]

It's the greatest thing on KZbin

[@garrettjones6793]

I agree

[@non-applicable3548]

the opening song is such a banger

[@idot3331]

Seriously, I hope there's more of these episodes to come

[@Josuh]

@@idot3331You have more than a years worth of Vulo reading garfield and other shenanigangs on the Vulo playlist

[@zeronightx]

"increasingly smaller audience" makes me sad. This is a very high quality and intelligent show; I enjoy it a lot, especially the anti-CIA Relno bits lol. Keep up the good work.

[@heathercalun4919]

Yeah every time I'm like "They have to be making this shit up!" I go to wikipedia, and no! Operation Condor, there is at least 1 account of the CIA stealing a baby.

[@nobodyreally834]

Maybe Susan is in league with the Dirty Bird and are diverting viewers away.

[@Delilah_Darkpelt]

I wonder if youtube is unsubcribing people, they've done it to other channels. I could have sworn I had notifications on and found them off today

[@raccoonism7494]

SAME. I live for these shorts.

[@gpond7]

@@Delilah_Darkpelt I just realized he was back, didn't get notifications and didn't pop up on my feed

[@kolbykauffman4180]

My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I enjoy these so much. She’s obviously involved with the CIA.

[@Aashka_The_Mystic]

My son is the same way... *eyes son suspiciously

[@Arasarcan]

* Thunder Noises *

[@lastoflancas]

Well, I mean if she glows….

[@bullfinch4]

The eagle never strays far from the falconer..

[@mllovelle3665]

objectively

[@alexanda1942]

if the audience for this show is decreasing i want you to know that i ahve watched Every Single eppisode and stream and i will continue to do so, i love this show

[@Quita615]

Hear, hear!!

[@1Hol1Tiger]

I think it's only shrinking in universe

[@Diesel_Budgie]

Wait, are there stream episodes as well?? Where can I find more of this amazing show?

[@Josuh]

@@Diesel_Budgiefilmcow channel playlist

[@talkingtortoise3454]

I keep catching myself rooting for Patti in this one. She's trying so hard to share arguably the greatest secrets ever. I'm with you, Miss Mayonaise, I'm with you

[@ActuallyAFungus]

You just KNOW Vulo is up to something here...

[@heathercalun4919]

She is a false prophet! ... But I must admit I respect anyone who starts a story with "I've made a terrible mistake" and ends it with "My only mistake was doubting myself". That's the kind of gold-plated insanity which builds skyscrapers.

[@talkingtortoise3454]

@@heathercalun4919 Personally, that's how I intend to start and end all my stories from now on. "How was work today?" *"I have made a terrible mistake."*

[@goergebobicles1351]

I mean, they'd be the greatest if knowing them had any value. Universal looping and any slime war past the first seems ultimately useless and trivial in the end.

[@TheSadowdragonGroup]

@@goergebobicles1351 also, if no Slime Peace ever ensued, can we even call them twelve distinct Deadly Slime Wars rather than simply a single, protracted Deadly Slime War?

[@TurbulentStars]

I just adore this show~ ALSO The Blueberry Valley bit KILLED me!

[@spoopskeletal2873]

Blueberry valley is a great segment

[@theashtubereviews]

Oh my god the dead cut back when vulo pauses before saying thanks for the weather update slaughtered me

[@TrilobiteTerror]

"Olivia, have you heard the prom joke?" "No Trissa, I've never heard anything!"

[@obnoxiouspriest]

I yelled "You Bastard!" out loud.

[@Squizznot]

I had to pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing. GOLD.

[@oldman6688]

I'm heartbroken this great show hasn't seen the success it deserves... yet? 💛

[@leonavis]

Well. You actually have to want to listen to it to get engaged, and you have to care for the topics involved. It's much more refined than FilmCow's other shows, more in the lines of Spatula Madness' explanation of String Theory. It's normal there's not too big of an audience for such projects. But those who do watch it and like it like it more than anything else.

[@GreatWightSpark]

The One True Moon realises that the bitter pill of truth is hard for many to swallow.

[@ShotgunLlama]

After so many episodes of Vulo being the straight man, now we get to see the guest scolding him for goofing around

[@michaelmaage]

"The Falconer and the Dirty Bird" was indeed a scary story. On an unrelated topic why was it that Kissinger was given the Nobel Peace Prize again?

[@DoctorScrimguard]

I think for considering whether to end a war that he also started.

[@shivajesus]

It's not like we're going to run out of Nobel prize winning war criminals Vulo

[@Duke_Sliscus]

The Nobel peace prize is only awarded *ironically*

[@UnofficialCyane]

Probably because he handed them the largest bag of money behind the scenes

[@alexschalk5439]

@@UnofficialCyane Well he seemed openly contemptous of the prize, so I kinda doubt he would pay for it. (Not an objection on moral grounds, obviously)

[@sphinx5306]

Oh my god I laughed so hard at the "punchline" can't wait to annoy all my coworkers with that joke tomorrow.

[@alaron5698]

How did the joke-telling go?

[@kiduke1337]

The "increasingly smaller audience" line hit hard. It's a massive shame these videos aren't getting more views, Vulo Lives has become one of my all time filmcow favs. Yall are absolutely killing it comedically.

[@non-applicable3548]

yeah, makes me sad

[@pacotaco1246]

Share these videos with everyone!

[@Wrynwynn]

This is genuinely my favorite series on the internet presently.

[@non-applicable3548]

same. I always wait for these with baited breath

[@GenesisCorrupted]

"And the face at the end of time." Wings twitch with anticipation. "Did it look Borrowable?"

[@lanceyu4588]

I’m amazed Vulo still has their wits about them, given their foray into madness with all the Garf

[@DoctorScrimguard]

So if I understand correctly, Patty isn't actually a time traveller in the strictest sense. She's just lived long enough to come back around the long way.

[@solseeker7502]

She’s still a time traveler, just a painfully mundane one, traveling at the rate of 1 second per second.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I’m realizing now that there are at least two of Patti Mayonnaise as a giant floating head running around and Vulo got the one who looped through the universe and says she’s gonna kill God

[@jacobketcham3595]

Ah, every single Vulo Lives! episode is great, but this one hits home after seeing Kissinger on the PBS Newshour last night. Also, I really hope that the audience for this isn't diminishing as it's my favorite project you've produced to date.

[@projectalpha22_va]

Seconded.

[@BIGWUNuvDbunch]

Fellow PBS Newshour enjoyer, I agree with your message!

[@sam-you-is]

did you see he had the gall to critique zelennsky about the ukraine crisis the other day??? dude needs to be quiet

[@albatross115]

This is peak Filmcow

[@ferd617]

Sadly, it was true (was, since I'm assuming there aren't going to be any more, given...): the audience severely cratered. The episodes' view numbers, in order from 1-7: 120K, 90K, 70K, 60K, 58K, 47K, 39K. Vulo would need to borrow a LOT more faces, or at least eyeballs, to improve that trend. Proving, as ever, the General Viewing Public has no taste and is dumb.

[@Leukodin]

Holy crap. I can see why Henry Kissinger was put in a Myst Book now.

[@sarafontanini7051]

frankly we may need to put him in another myst book. or a third. just tomake sure he doesn't get out

[@pacotaco1246]

@@sarafontanini7051 keep putting his myst books into more myst books until we reach the face at the end of time

[@emlmm88]

This is only a small fraction of his… work. Check out the Behind the Bastards episode on him if you want a more complete and harrowing account of his atrocities.

[@ValentinP117]

Can’t get enough of Vulo and Relno the Story keeper, hope this series stays fun for you, because I love watching it.

[@Jemmysponz]

YESSSS I've been hoping for another episode of this for a while!

[@nkromancerN]

I love the continuity in these spooky stories. Like how the falconer still has a train sound effect.

[@Hel1mutt]

I always forget that Relno tells true stories and it always gives me whiplash, keep it up lol

[@xavierjchis]

I miss these so much

[@thetruesoml2118]

"You are undeserving of these revelations." I'm going to use this with my children some day.

[@Sucharush31]

I know the "decreasing viewership" comment is probably why these stopped but god please keep making them, I love this show. Community had decreasing viewership too and now it's a cult hit. Let Vulo Lives be a cult hit PLEASE.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I just started laughing like a hyena and spooking both of the dogs I’m with because I heard a face borrower say, “When Patti Mayonnaise says she’s gonna kill God, it’s time to wrap things up!”

[@Squizznot]

Arguably the best line this episode!!

[@PhillStone]

Relno could get his own show, he's spookily good at the job.

[@MrKilroyKiljoy]

I need this to not be the last one. This series is a fucking riot, and it along with shadowstone are some of the best shows I've watched in months

[@GubekochiGoury]

I like how often this channel goes out of its way to mention war crimes.

[@GoldenPantaloons]

Spooky war crimes.

[@magmatard8737]

I'm sad I learned about this series one year too late, I've grown to love this and this is the only V-tuber I'd actually watch

[@hbomberguy]

YESSSSS

[@jaesynn2015]

How the heck am I the first to like this comment?

[@AbenZin1]

And I, a full year later! @@jaesynn2015

[@ChrisJBT2]

This was one of the most horrifying spooky stories to date.

[@lautaromedina6158]

The saddest part is that to this day in Argentina we are still trying to find the common graves and identify all the bodies of the people kidnapped, tortured and murdered by the Junta.

[@RupertAndCheese]

The Blueberry Valley report was very funny, I love long-winded anti-jokes like that.

[@GiantMoth]

Been following Vulo since the streaming days and I'll be here for as long as there are new episodes. Still eager to see where the Quisp storyline might lead and if Maiden of Raven Lake makes a comeback, even though the story kinda got an ending.

[@athousandfeethigh]

I suspect former US president Garfield. Goofy the dog lost it and tore up his corpse, it's yet another presidential assassination, and the comic strips...it is not that he needs Quisps--he merely hungers insatiably for revenge

[@808doodle]

Yeah, the unresolved story of the Maiden of Raven Lake (TM) haunts me to this very day...

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@808doodle They say the maiden is still out there to this very day, murderign ravens because she's a psychopath

[@brokenwing51]

How can less people watch this amazing video series about a face borrower who has an amazing cast of friends and also all of them knowing about information that is a little bit odd?

[@MrJoakyfran]

Hearing the history of your country told as a spooky tale is pretty wild

[@spacequeen2046]

I've always thought that it's pretty stupid to ask a creator how they come up with their ideas, because like, it's not HARD to come up with ideas for fantasy books or sitcoms or horror stories or comics or whatever-- the hard part is going through with the execution. But FilmCow is my exception. I am desperate to know what the process of coming up with Vulo Lives was. I need to know how these episodes get written. What is going on in Jason Steele's head that catalyzes into Vulo Lives

[@CCxyz1234]

Seriously!!! Like does it involve a gallon of LSD, thousands of hours trolling the dark web, and visiting several state monuments and libraries for every show?

[@CaptTelnet]

It’s a crime these aren’t more popular. I love these, honestly my favorite KZbin series.

[@JamesT_94]

Please continue with this series. There's nothing on KZbin like it! I need to know who Pikachu's next wife is going to be, also, has Elsa been uncancelled!?

[@myeyesarespiders]

Please don't get discouraged by the views! I think everyone can agree this show is a masterpiece and we love every second of it

[@KbitSLeadeR]

Relno's stories are just amazing. Living in south america and having our democracy frequently attacked by the CIA is harsh and truly scary. Hope one day we destroy once and for all this disgusting unsanitary bird and it's influence, and Relno can tell a happy ending story

[@lunarlynx5972]

That would be so cool

[@trogdoar149]

I always held up Shadowstone Park as my favorite Filmcow series.... But damn, Vulo Lives! is a really close 2nd, REALLY close.

[@lyssm3044]

I've never watched something so fast in my life. What a treat to come home to tonight. I love this show! Very space ghost coast to coast vibes in the best way possible. I'm absolutely obsessed ❤️

[@JohnnyArcadeNintendo]

Thanks for talking about my country's terrible history. I hope new generations learn from this and never repeats anywhere else.

[@CM-um8ef]

I don’t think there’s anything else quite like this series. Absolutely beautiful. Hope this isn’t the last we’ve seen of vulo the face borrower

[@KeylimeTim]

My friends and I have viewing parties when Vulo comes out, it’s always a surreal treat.

[@reim910]

I never comment on anything, but just want to say this is the greatest series on the interwebs at this moment!

[@Krinen]

I absolutely adore Vulo Lives.

[@yarrun]

I love how you can palpably feel that Vulo's actually bothered by the idea of all of Earth turning to slime.

[@Josuh]

Who wouldn't

[@dandrive3249]

Man I hope we get new episodes soon. Genuinely love this series.

[@stuflames4769]

I was also picturing a green slime. This is why we need an experienced interviewer, like Vulo. To ask the questions the people care about, but hardly know to ask.

[@SmashMacVideos]

No line will ever hold a place in my heart like, " All is slime in the slime... it wars..."

[@Oakshimasu]

Please never end this series, it's my favorite talk show

[@Zanphos]

This is the best performed episode yet honestly- the incredulous silences and witty exchanges flow so naturally. this has to be a lot of fun to write for.

[@cinemint]

Increasingly smaller? Nah... loyal audience? Heck yeah. Keep up the good work, Vulo!

[@crickett3536]

I usually skip openings I see often, but Vulo Lives opening is just so good

[@MochaRitz]

Man, the decreasing views really bum me out. This is easily my favorite stuff from you, and I keep hoping a random clip will rocket into the meme-sphere and grab some untapped audience or something. Like come on, this entire script is absurdist gold.

[@sarafontanini7051]

we need clips of Patti randomly switching between normal and a giant glowing head.

[@pacotaco1246]

Share the episodes too! We can spread this series!

[@paultidd]

I think Blueberry Valley should be spun off into it's own show.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

This is honestly one of my favourite one of these. I keep every once in a while thinking about quotes like "all is slime! And the slime.... It wars." Great stuff!

[@UniversalJuan]

Vulo Lives, just... So damn good! This will be another great one to listen to when I binge the series for a 19th or so time. So glad it lives on!

[@BryanSolo_1]

After humanity has been wiped out by the Slime Wars, these Vulo interviews will live on. Living proof that we were once strongly warned of our impending doom by Patti Mayonnaise from Doug

[@andr0oS]

I always love these stylized stories about birds and things. Very... informative.

[@lymb3914]

Relno: "'There is not enough suffering going on here.'" Me: Oh, so they sent Henry Kissinger? Relno: "That dirty bird was, of course, the CIA-" Me: Damn... Relno: "-and the falconer was Henry Kissinger." Me: There he is!

[@MooksMookin]

i really love this show so much, it deserves way more attention than it ever got

[@user1lol666]

You're doing an honest good deed in sharing these scary stories on your show, Vulo, so thank you. Great interview too. See you on monday for a lot more Garf!!

[@mrseacoore]

I have never loved a film cow series as much as this one. And that says a lot.

[@jimmydeeftp]

I am such a huge fan of this series, please never stop, even if they keep less views.

[@kilbymorgan8626]

These are the greatest videos on KZbin

[@rileyrindlisbacher7335]

6:35 finally, somebody speaks up against prophecy

[@MajorMarlon]

I really don't want this series to end, I love Vulo and how it's, strangely, all Garf here.

[@tonylu2471]

When I went into this I thought Patti's voice wouldn't even be close to the original. I think you nailed it. On a more serious note I wouldn't be surprised if the real Patti Mayonnaise would sound like this. You ever notice the main characters in the show had their voices get higher after Disney took over? Doug's voice was deeper when on nickelodeon. Then Disney took over and he went through puberty and his voice went higher. I think something is in the air in Bluffington or the water or something.

[@chara5]

I initially ignored these, simply judging by the cover, but this show is very very good.

[@Schmuckubus]

This is my favorite of your series ever. It's so funny and consistently high quality. Your work is an inspiration and has been for a decade.

[@kadenlundblade4965]

Your passion inspires me. The sheer talent and dedication you have is mind boggling. I love this show and all of your work. Also, Relno the story keeper? *Chef's kiss*

[@Richardiii2]

I hope this series comes back someday. I love it.

[@notbrandon721]

A Friday when Vulo uploads is always a good Friday.

[@pencil_girl12]

Just discovered this and binged the entire series. I love it so much!

[@cajas89]

I absolutely love this show! May Vulo live for 100 years!

[@scoobydont]

4:35 "No, Trissa, I've never heard anything" incredible delivery, as always 😂

[@basselhakim]

One of my favorite series from FilmCow, from an old time fan who has been watching from the beginning on KZbin! Please do more!

[@daveo9359]

Oh I love this show. Bravo. The "Punch Line" got me!

[@berzasperdvisiodei6625]

This series has many merits, but the most meritorious of these (to me) is its profoundly inspirational nature.

[@reavercity568]

That was one of the best jokes i ve ever heard. I hope everyone recieved as much laughter as i did.

[@delve_]

Sad to see that you haven't done more of these. Sorry more people didn't watch this brilliant series. Genuinely one of your best shows imo. I even watched these with family and shared it with friends. Good shit. I hope to see it return one of these days.

[@DarynLuna]

so happy to see more vulo lives. it brings a smile to my eyes and a tear to my lips

[@RCRegula]

I don't understand how this show doesn't have more views. Between the absurdist humor of the interviews and the upsetting spooky stories that more need to hear, it's a damn delight. I'm trying to get my friends into it xD keep this madness up, FilmCow!

[@CornwalltheOmni]

More Vulo!! A grand day, indeed!

[@Duhad8]

This is the greatest series youtube has ever created.

[@calenthebard2051]

All of this just makes me want to fight the CIA Is that possible or would I wind up in another spooky story

[@fourleaf7570]

Disarm and find out

[@sarafontanini7051]

forsafety sak just write CIA on a piece of paper and then deal with it however you wish best case scenario you destory the CIA via accidental voodoo magic

[@pacotaco1246]

The US government has a monopoly on violence, so be careful

[@long-hair-dont-care88.]

Humm think I'm mentally fucked this makes me want to join...

[@TrilobiteTerror]

I love this series so much (especially the Blueberry Valley Weather Report).

[@PeacockLover127]

this is my favorite podcast- by far!

[@bensonk1939]

Hidden gem of the internet here. A shame it isn’t better viewed.

[@PebelWasTaken]

I cant believe how fucking good this show is. Its so smart.

[@fastexpand]

Please keep making these! They’re easily some of the best videos on the platform

[@Arasarcan]

Thank you for more Vulo! I always like to stroll by and enjoy the content!

[@elschaefer3448]

My friend showed me this last week and it is already one of my comfort series ❤️

[@talljoke]

Oh my god, I rewatched all these yesterday and thought "I hope someday that we get more...". So this is a great this to wake up to!

[@jovishark]

i cant seem to catch streams but vulo is one of the best things ive ever seen, i cant overstate how great the guests have been and what a great sense of humor vulo has

[@andrewdicola1343]

The Blueberry Valley Weather Report is my favorite segment. Although I wouldn't complain if we saw Kelli the Kellipillar again

[@oddityworkshop7135]

Vulo and Shadowstone Park. Truly this is a great time to be alive.

[@Tarquin23]

Only found this series this week, and I love it. Can’t believe this was the last episode 11 months ago 😢