Paul F. Tompkins - Chick-fil-A

[@andrewroberts8139]

Werner Herzog listening to his impersonation of Herzog giving his Yelp review of a Trader Joe's brought me here

[@streeterville773]

Same

[@xcessivemerc]

same...

[@jordanmazzella9811]

The outfit in this picture is outlandish enough to have Mr. Tompkins pass for a regeneration of the Doctor.

[@ceedubya4634]

Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

[@Khanstant]

That would be the best series of Dr Who in a long time!!

[@tychobrahenig]

He's the Mayor of Podcasts he has to dress accordingly

[@electrojones]

Why, that is an amazing and awesome idea!

[@cansofswine126]

“If you feel like kissing a boy and you’re a boy” is probably the funniest way ive ever heard someone describe homosexuality

[@ExtremeDream360]

Paul F Tompkins has developed such a great style. The mustache alone is amazing.

[@reidsb78]

I keep re-listening to this every time Chik-fil-A gets busted for doing it AGAIN.

[@kevinsnotebook]

I listen to this about once a year. It is beautiful. This line of reasoning should be used more often for all kinds of things.

[@TheMidnightPhil]

This has become something I re-listen to and share every time Chick-fil-A comes up, particularly during Pride month. Like Jesus Christ, there are a million fast food options out there and fried chicken sandwiches are the most common fucking food item in America.

[@mtb416]

Gay month is stupid and CFA is the tits.

[@conedx]

yeah but they aren't chik-fil-a chicken sandwiches

[@jerryvissers]

its sad that he produces on point material like this but my favorite character of his is still cake boss

[@michaelrebers5532]

CAKE BOSS!

[@nukeninmgt1504]

HES GONNA NEED MORE TIME THAN THAT

[@AcidropOSY]

Cake boss

[@JohnSmith-xd4zd]

Cake Boss!

[@Podus81]

Cake Boss!

[@failuretocommunicate8690]

The photo makes me think of A Clockwork Orange.

[@JABS991]

Not... Gangs of New York? PFT looks very Bill the Butcher there.

[@JustinHipp]

Paul F. Tompkins will drink your Milkshake!!! ..bastard in a basket

[@jaketreibel44]

Same exact thought!!!

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

As far as commentary on the way people think in our society (yeah I know we live in a society) this is my favorite bit of all time

[@Podus81]

I was there for this live!

[@robert415]

That is a great picture....

[@cullysloy2705]

I challenge all of you to dress up as a ringleader! I legit did it for Halloween.

[@adrianlujan4116]

This thumb nail makes me think he would be a good riddler

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

He's sooooo brilliant but all I can hear any more is Mr. Peanutbutter.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Image reminds me immensely of the movie Toys. The hat, and the bathroom tiles where Joan Cusack and Robin Wright sing hehe. Most people hate that movie but I like it :)

[@bdpickett]

Listening, just to get a feel for what Gladstone Gander is going to sound like in the new Ducktales. First few seconds sets the mood perfectly.

[@alteregoash]

I was just going to post this up. Thank you! Brilliant bit.

[@RichSowa]

Came across this from a Tweet from Andy Richter (Conan O'Brian Show). Brilliant! Well said Mr. Tompkins.

[@KeatonRhodes]

I need to know where one gets that suit

[@JGatesBaritone]

I'm so glad someone posted this so soon!

[@SpiritMatthias]

The brief rant about Facebook had me silent laughing so hard it hurt.

[@kayaker247247247]

"I must eat fried chicken sandwiches". lol

[@Raulbikcube]

I genuinely believe this most of the time, but I'm a Popeye's and Wendy's person.

[@PrincipledUncertainty]

Thanks for sharing this.

[@phlipinsweet]

put this on mute. eight minutes and thirty three seconds of sly stare.

[@Ian_Upchurch]

1:39 ADMIT IT’S KILLING U

[@trintube68]

PFT=THE MAN.

[@792orraziB]

the preferred term is hearing impaired

[@aaronlemons81]

That kevin kline sure is funny

[@Scfng08]

cake boss

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

Cake Boss

[@Raulbikcube]

@@rockydennisthe3rd cakeboss

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

@@Raulbikcube I've been bitten by a cake bug. CakeBug

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

Remember when it was Chik-fil-A? Where'd that extra 'c' come from?

[@almonzowilder4091]

Maybe they thought "Chik" was gay?

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@@almonzowilder4091 Look it up. There's not much evidence that it ever existed. Do you know about Mandela effect?

[@zionthedon7745]

And then families break apart 😂😂😂

[@DogSlobberGardens-i7f]

Regardless of the company's politics, I don't understand all the hype about Chik-Fil-A. You can get a better chicken sammich at a gas station or school cafeteria.

[@Lamia7609]

As I am looking him up on Facebook, he starts talking about how Facebook is bad. lol

[@ValladaoMateus]

That's the greatest day of my life. Tell me more.

[@curtrock]

Tompkins, you're a genius!

[@phlaelym]

The stomach beats the mind, every time.

[@Lawsonomy1]

I still remember the first time I had a Chick-fil-A sandwich, it was the mid 90s and it was the best God @#$% chicken I had ever tasted, and I still haven't had any chicken as good to this day. Paul can keep saying "it's garbage" over and over, but that doesn't change the fact that Chick-fil-A makes my soul ache. So I was heartbroken when I found out all that stuff about their management and that they spent their money lobbying against gay rights ... and I never eat their again. Because we have to vote with our dollars. However, Pall, there Chicken tastes like it is a miracle from God so I understand people trying to bend over backwards just for another taste 🤤.

[@jaketreibel44]

They play instrumental versions of worship songs in their bathroom! So weird haha. All of a sudden I’m pooping and transported back to childhood church trauma. Serves me right for eating their food

[@Sabbathtage]

No. It's garbage. I can name 5 fast food chicken sandwiches that taste better. You're probably just caught up in your nostalgia for hate food. You're a bad person and you should feel bad.

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

actually its very funny. You just don't like it.

[@dk14929]

I *do* like it!

[@bcapaul84]

This video made me pretty happy. I'm a big fan of PFT from his other podcasts and I like non political comedians. I'm kind of libertarian so I often agree with a lot of 'left" leaning comedians but I get so annoyed by hate filled, unoriginal extremely left comedians with I'm better than you personas and there are a lot of them. while it's safe to assume PFT is probably liberal, because most comedians are, o like how he's measured, and doesn't attack to harshly people that don't agree with him, and I like that he's not political most of the time.

[@cradmanhulksmash]

I want to move forward as a coin try, but also I want to eat as much garbage as possible!

[@jameshill2450]

God dammit, why did this video have to get recommended on a Sunday? I want to eat a chicken so hard right now ...

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

Popeye's got your Sunday chicken sandwich right now...

[@SLATania74]

Thumbs up if Gail Simone's Twitter sent you here!

[@BobRobie1]

chick fil a isn't that good anyways

[@seanjtobin]

+Bob Robie -- Finally. I thought I was going insane. One just opened near me and everyone has lost their collective shit over it. To me, I prefer a Tyson's frozen chicken patty over CF any day of the week. And I hate Tyson's frozen chicken patties.

[@jaketreibel44]

Chicken is the most homophobic meat

[@chrisbrown18andup]

Did not hold up against the test of time.

[@n0-one0]

I like this bit and I love Chick-Fil-A. They have amazing efficiency and customer service. Also their app gives out tons of rewards. In addition to this they have the best spice mix and breading out of any fast food fried chicken restaurant. I’ll even go as far as stating that they pay a living wage to the youngsters that work for them and that their clientele tends to be in shape because they view fast food as a treat as opposed to a meal plan.

[@pootertoots]

Boy, you sure showed him! I guess you do matter after all!

[@KevinNerfs]

Cool story bro.

[@KevinNerfs]

Meh, I never claimed to be perfect. I'm not a Chick-Fil-A sandwich, after all.

[@travismcnasty51]

I follow the hearing impaired around with a megaphone shouting, "This person cannot hear! Everyone look and laugh at their disability even though they don't see it that way!" I've been getting away with with for seven years.

[@yyz4761]

I'm not sure if your comment is just a clever jab at the rabid lefts' tone deaf hypocrisy, if it's meant to be so, then kudos to you sir.

[@fieldingmellish44]

Fine, just as long as you aren't throwing around ad hominem attacks. Because that would be, you know, rank hypocrisy.

[@Dracomut]

... Nah, I'm still going to eat at Chic-Fil-A. What big corporation doesn't have controversial beliefs these days?

[@livebackwards]

+Dracomut Try listening to the video, he pokes all kinds of holes in this fallacy.

[@Dracomut]

livebackwards Already did, its really dumb and as too many fallacies itself

[@brianschmidt65]

@@Dracomut translation: "I don't want to give up the thing that I like, so I'm going to vaguely claim that the valid point the comedian man made is somehow NOT valid. That way, I can keep eating the hate sandwich that I'm too selfish to give up."

[@c.genewishum5583]

Lol that was funny. But seriously, I'm still gonna eat chik fil a. Because it's awesome. Unlike people who boycott things based on ideology. Yeah. Truth.

[@jackbonobo]

Gene Wishum Yeah, living in a way that is consistent with your beliefs is so lame and un-awesome!

[@fatpowerful]

It's overrated, but go and eat the religious pickle chicken.

[@electrojones]

Yeah, fuck that. That's like something educated people with decency do. Fucking empathetic, decent intellectuals!

[@josef2012]

What would boycott something on? Just the actions?

[@thevoxdeus]

This is one of the worst, least convincing arguments I've ever heard.

[@TheZigzagman]

Be honest. You came into this wanting to not be convinced. I don't know why it's so important to you that no one besmirch the reputation of a homophobic chicken-peddler. I guess it's because you eat there and feel personally attacked.

[@bgvideo100]

@@TheZigzagman Yep. How dare PFT make someone uncomfortable by making them face their support of a business infused with hate.

[@RealActorRob]

Remember when people hated Chik-Fil-A? So 2012.

[@slick_Ric]

disappointing to hear this from one of my former favorite comedians (this particular clip has nothing to do with the 'former' part, i just don't bother with much standup these days), but i guess that's just par for the course these days. near the 7 minute mark his ignorance shows specially badly, but i mean it's the exact same thing everyone seems think, and it's standup comedy anyway so who expects much truth, right? but for the record, Christians don't believe homosexuals or any other sinner for that matter is condemned to hell because of any particular sin, they believe everyone is born sinful by nature (Romans 3:23) and everyone is naturally going to the very same hell (Romans 6:23) (usually children/teens are exempted due to lack of real ability to choose, but the Bible isn't decisive either way on this), regardless of how little or lot they've sinned, if they don't repent and believe in what Jesus did on the cross and that he died and resurrected to save whoever believes in him from hell (John 3:16). the question comes up, why doesn't Jesus save everyone and pardon everyone for their sins if he's so loving? well, salvation is a gift (Romans 6:23 again), and nobody can force anyone to truly receive a gift; and though God certainly could, He will not because He loves us enough to give us the freedom to choose how to live and come to Him by choice. also, any real Christian doesn't hate homosexuals at all, they desire that they and everyone else who isn't saved to come to know Jesus as well, which does NOT require living a certain lifestyle beforehand to be acceptable, because everyone is accepted if they come to him humbly, and because Jesus changes everything once you put your trust in him, not the other way around. praying for this man, he used to make me crack up as a teenager, but this bit isn't funny, regardless of ignorance

[@Jesse-yo7uw]

I know this is a 4 year old comment, but a lot of Christian’s DO believe that gays are doomed to hell for the way that they exist, and to pretend that they do not exist just because they don’t make up the entirety of Christianity is both naive and foolish.

[@bbmcrae]

Did you ever get medication for this or are you still ranting a lot?

[@MackLeeGreen]

Even with his leftist nonsense and his ignorance of what hate-mongering really consists of, he is still one of the funniest comics around.

[@AriElise11]

Well put

[@josef2012]

Derrrrrp

[@MarkFlashman]

not funny

[@bfkc111]

What's "garbage" about good chicken meat? That's the issue with those who think they are more witty than anyone who thinks about things seriously, they have completely arbitrary subjective nutjob ideas themselves... I guess if it's fried, that makes it a bit less healthy, but it's not "garbage" because of it. That aside: my argument (though I think it doesn't matter, one can pick and come up with plenty) would be, those chickens died already, and they won't go out of business, aside from that, there are a lot of normal people working there. Etc. And his lack of understanding of abstract or hypothetical arguments like that one doesn't know about every other company or business (to which he himself construed the scenario of "investigation" when the argument just speaks of "not knowing" and possibly not being able to know) is just abysmal... It's a character difference but one which is a serious shortcoming in some kinds of understanding and thinking about things. Anyway, I also don't hate him, because that would be incredibly small-minded and that's not how it works (and I know he is decently talented or just interesting). He is not a "bad person" who makes me sad and personally spiteful for saying a few things I disagree with or find not perfect (while also saying some things which sound fine, aside from every other time).

[@bbmcrae]

I bet, 4 years ago, this word jumble made sense in your head.

[@hpshovecraft]

Sadly, this wasn't very funny.

[@dennisthomas2899]

why is the gay thang an issue it wasnt just 8 years go so why now cause politics makes it one gays get over yourself

[@dennisthomas2899]

Study preference shouldn't rule the majority no one cares who you r butt fucking

[@dennisthomas2899]

We Not study sexual p

[@dennisthomas2899]

How does a gay guy punch?

[@jackbonobo]

I don't know why I'm arguing with a 10 year old, but here goes... How is the "gay thing" being discussed publicly "ruling the majority"? Or how would would marriage equality even affect the majority? As PFT says, do you think gay people having the right to marry is suddenly going to cause the break up of "traditional families"? Marriage equality isn't even opposed by a majority, just a large, vocal, and incredibly bigoted minority. Answer me this simple question: why should straight people be able to marry, and gay people not be able to marry? It's interesting though that you're just annoyed about the mere fact that it's being talked about. If homosexuality makes you so uncomfortable, then you might just be running from something bro.

[@dennisthomas2899]

Your jumping to conclusions I care less but more important stuff to talk about then this shit like our jobs going over sea's and that were in debt as a whole and we the people did not put ourselves there instead of everybody fighting over sex we should pulling together to stop the other and then worry about people who are attracted to the same sex. Y Gays in general are being used by politicians for a distraction but no gays are more worried about them selves and what ing the whole world to know what kind of hole there poking. Gays are selfish people that's all there not a race there not a minority they are a group of people that is using there sexual preference as a way to get attention. gay is not what you are or who u are but the sex u like . so let's get off everyone is so different and rember we are all Americans and the freedoms we had are under attack and pretty much gone. But whatever