Paul Scheer's Catholic School Fights | Bertcast # 625

[@ConfusedBreakfast]

Our ears perked up at our name being mentioned! Love these two fellas- great episode!

[@jmansk0311]

I was like nice Bert is sending love to you guys again! Keep it up ❤

[@jeremydelaney1112]

I did not expect these two to vibe as well as they did. They seem so different on the surface. Great pod!

[@angelcole7497]

I'm so excited that Bert is coming to ozark Amplitheatre in Camdenton Mo. My favorite place, my favorite comedian. Welcome to LOTO Bert!! The party will be here!!

[@joekowski]

Bert showed some real growth when Paul mentioned cold plunge and Bert let him finish without stampeding him about his cold plunges! :)

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

Paul is so underrated! Big fan

[@patflanagan2458]

Human Giant was one of my fav shows at the time- MTV!

[@BelleMoonbeam]

REAL men who were really there for their spouses when their children were babies. Love this.

[@thepohCv]

For the alg. Yay Tall John Scheer.

[@ReyHolliday]

"The Genius of Fast and Furious" - Brent Crusher

[@sonicpilot5454]

Bert is a beast love this go bertcast

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

Every time I see you Paul and someone's podcast I'm going to drop this same comment can you take that wonderful podcast of yours and start doing video podcasts like the one you're on right now lol how did this get made such an underrated podcast and it should be brought to video not just audio

[@cregerzone07]

Saw just the top of Paul's head and and his eyes, i swear i thought it was Bill Burr for a second. Still a very good episode.

[@JJ-bc1te]

This might be the least Burt has ever interrupted

[@iluvtorace4786]

I think they both interrupted each other equally so it worked out perfectly haha.

[@johnnyzz82]

Great podcast episode Bert. Now I have a new podcast to check out.

[@REFICULNATAS]

for some reason thinking of him being choked out like bart simpson while playing monopoly has me dead laughing

[@clamsoup]

I wrote a song for the TSA when "Enhanced Searches" came on the scene. It's called Oh Man. I wrote a song for people that drive 35 mph in the fast lane. Making fun of people in a song is familiar to me.

[@dsizzle3883]

Andre!

[@numberlover8181]

I've never seen anybody whistle without moving their lips before. Other than me. I'm actually really good at it. But I was the only one that I knew of it my school to do that. And if I saw people that I didn't like whispering I would do a little whistle song so that they would get yelled at. This one teacher absolutely hated the student who did give her a hard time all the time. But I was able to pull this off six or seven times in one class and he ended up getting detention for it. she was livid.

[@hypnosis4207]

Can we get an audiophile to work for Brent?

[@deaderthendead041]

That's nuts To hear how People got into fights when bert & paul Went to school, When I went to school You Could be arrested and sent to an alternativev school Almost guaranteed

[@benmoe1881]

Who else collects hats here? Would be awesome to get one from Bert.

[@sallysue8176]

My dad was an apprentice when I was a baby, never home. My moms friends thought she was lying about having a husband

[@HelloBlake-_-_-]

I can't stand when Bert says he didn't have the choice to spend time with his kids while he was touring. He can lie to himself all he wants, but he could have done shows then immediately left to see his kids instead of going to drink with the crowd. These were choices he made. You DID have a choice.

[@austinanderson1073]

Tell me your experience with early stand up, if you ain’t working your kids don’t eat. 🧐

[@GeneralHubirus]

No one tell Dr. Andre his son is actually Pete's.

[@nickjames7891]

Why not Minnesota? Huh?

[@nashessman6294]

Lake of the ozarks is in kc now?

[@thehypefeast]

Tom Seguras cousin literally made a doc about the McDonald’s monopoly scam 🤦🏼‍♂️ cmon Burt

[@jeremydelaney1112]

That was 4 years ago.

[@ninjaxjets7821]

AHHHHHHHHH IM INSIDE ME!!!!

[@LittlewoodSD]

So I started watching this video and right when you asked him if he drinks and he started coming up with 1 million excuses why he can’t drink today. That’s when I stopped the video and moved on.

[@djap973]

Paul …Nantucket sucks goto Martha’s Vineyard instead 10 miles away 10X more fun

[@aSpaghettiWestern]

Another episode of Bertcant let you talk.

[@DuderofDudeness]

Berpy boy 👋

[@TheRealCosta]

I feel like Bert doesn’t really say tattoos like that the way he’s mentioned it so many times trying to sell that weird lie 😂 21:40

[@DankBreeds]

We get it Bart you have money

[@eddieharman3650]

Bert is the king of humble brags.

[@HellNo-ko7nq]

curious to know how you say a ballerina's skirt

[@rustyshackleford1647]

Bert trying to rationalize the dumb way he says tattoo 😂 no one says it like that but you no matter where there from just like nightmeer 😂

[@firstlast476]

what size is Burts hat ? does he have a big head ? unclear right now.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Crazy how much Bert just lied before this 1:17:24 ….and after

[@eddieharman3650]

Bert is a known liar. Every one of his stories is embellished to the point that they are more lie than truth and this is from Berts own mouth.

[@Musthavetrav]

Looks like a Bill Burr Luis Gomez love child

[@StanleyKubick1]

lol, a month off makes americans feel like super dads. meanwhile, both parents get 6 month parental leave where I come from.

[@MrCherrybottom]

I can't watch this. He won't let him finish his stories.

[@derekladyga1716]

Bert made 1500 a week from comedy when he STARTED ?!! That's a lot ffs

[@sammiswartz7795]

Im posting a question I have on bertcast and joe rogans latest podcast video if there was no flying and no one to survey the land how did they know how big each continent or how many continents there were and also how big each area held or kindom was and make the maps we have today how did they make the geogical map back in the day

[@palaholic1889]

Ive heard his wife is a beard. Nice guy, good podcast, just living in the closet.

[@paulriggs4260]

Nobody says tattoo tattoo. Don’t have the insult Oklahoma! The rest of the whole country pronounces it different than you keep up the good work though Oklahoma fan.

[@prairietan]

Guns don't kill people

[@Bigturboguy]

so many ads, its worse than normal tv! reminds me of the cheesy steak knives or the shamwow guy... im out..

[@chriskalley1475]

We listen in my shop and it's become a running joke between this and ymh and 2 bears. Will it ever be enough money Bert?? I'm still a fan though. Hate from Illinois

[@eddieharman3650]

Its because Greed Greed Greed. Who cares about the listener. Its actually obnoxious.

[@milesdorst7120]

Ikr, really wish there was a way to fast forward through the ads! Maybe like double tapping the right side of your phone screen a bunch, or the right arrow on the keyboard, or even (hear me out on this one) using the mouse to skip ahead. Something like that would be a technological achievement the likes of which the world has never seen

[@theruzzmon1066]

Sooner or later, everything gets corrupted by greed. Oh, well.

[@peytonabrams1820]

In the amount of time this took you to write you could have fast forwarded through all of the ads

[@Dauksis6969]

Bert tour = oh I have zero skill so will pay for some entertainment to cover me. Ew. Gather the Midwest juggalos.

[@eddieharman3650]

so true