Death Row Last Meals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@thiefkeith214]

Bert talks like a kid talks at a sleepover and the lights are off

[@chrisfair11]

Man... You are exactly right. I was that kid.

[@NotARetarded9YearOld]

@@chrisfair11 Are you Bert?

[@Jake-nb2en]

Man thats a really damn creative observation

[@RedekerKane]

Probably the most accurate description I have heard.

[@KogleyBroDude]

Thats why this podcast is the shit.

[@paulvass1298]

Eating mic’d up is definitely my most hated sound in the world and Bert has mastered it. F-uck-ing brutal!

[@philippedavid3277]

i lost my appetite for the whole week

[@austinrich117]

Rick glassman would die 😂💀

[@xxAtticus]

I hate watch Somethings Burning cuz of that 😑

[@Dcat39]

I would rather Masterbate with a handful of sandpaper and shards of class than listen to Kurt fucking chew.

[@Kim-SCUSA]

And opening drink cans. THE WORST.

[@neighborbruce]

Tom casually convincing Bert to leave the country for 3 months so he doesn't have to see him 😂

[@Ultamami]

😅😅

[@tjdalyiv]

“Casually” 🙄 grow up

[@v3Lovely]

My exact thought. 😂 Tom's just thinking about how much easier podcasting would be with Bert not around- not even being shy about it haha! I know they love each other- just fun.

[@ArtistTillDeath]

I literally was saying.....yes Tom keep going!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@DirtmopAZ]

Hell, just so he doesn’t have to watch him eat anymore

[@GettingNegative]

Can you imagine living in a nice sweet French town and Brent moves in next door for 3 months?

[@sophia17853]

Bert the guy screaming “freebird” or “jager” on a Paris vacation 🤣

[@Diesel1999]

Listening to Bert chew and swallow his food, full mouth breathing, smackin, and taking the absolutely largest bites he can fit in his face. Oof, I couldn't

[@Ravechapel]

Listening to Bert smack his food into a microphone really ruined my day.

[@iluvtorace4786]

For real it was worse than him describing the shits he takes.

[@JCRCMTracer]

Fucking driving me nuts

[@TheHipster7929]

Can't fucking stand eating in the mic

[@drockaspark]

So gross Im skipping over parts of this

[@mikeashton2628]

I've forced myself to listen to SOOOO much crap fly out of Bart's mouth.... this is THE WORST!!!

[@A_Duncan]

Eating fried chicken in the mic was the most disgusting sound. That was even worse than Bert’s attempt at accents

[@youthinkyourefunny196]

Remember the donut episode?

[@SparklingRutabaga]

Thank you for the warning! I needed to be mentally prepared for that shit

[@joshbrown9308]

I threw up every time he took a bite

[@danirilla]

Watching is kinda worse. Collectively really really disgusting.

[@jcadena24]

Wish I saw this before, had to yank out my headphones

[@__jak__3466]

Who thought it was a good idea to make us listen to brett eat like an animal for 2 hours?

[@kris10_2]

😂

[@OGMamoth]

Who thought it would be a good idea to allow you to comment 🤔 what a catastrophe

[@thatguylie4239]

Glad I wasn’t the only one lol

[@LongNeckLives]

Hearing Berk eat into the mic like a child learning their motor skills would make even the best of people turn into serial killers.

[@wgreeley]

Why the FUCK would you just have a podcast where Bert chews into a mic?

[@Bren3669]

You mean to tell me that with all that money that Bert has, he couldn’t find one person to teach him how to chew with his mouth closed???

[@dude3678]

Next time you don't won't people to watch. Just have Bert eating again

[@Scottm108]

Yeah definitely didn't need that right in my ear

[@allanjim3]

He’s such a pig

[@user-mo8tm4jw2l]

Most disgusting shit I’ve ever heard in my fuckin life. Somehow he makes chewing sound worse than a 7 year old purposefully open mouth chewing in your ear. How? He’s fucking Bert. Only fucking Bert smh.

[@Lawrence_987]

Had to shut it off

[@icywalrus4906]

It should be a crime

[@ryancampbell8411]

The sound of Bert eating might actually make me take a bath with a toaster.

[@LisaPerkins-o5w]

Good luck

[@johnfillmore7749]

Burt eating into a mic is somehow worse than the whole Kimmel episode

[@xitaris5981]

Doubt.

[@nataliedunbar2570]

Berts chewing is one thing, but how much hes thought of keeping and torturing someone was more unfortable lol

[@thomascauley]

He’s child doing it on purpose so the 8 producers start to laugh

[@xitaris5981]

Eh not really. 1) it's not that abnormal 2) Tom was better at it than Bert anyway - Tom probably has thought about it more than Bert

[@Smoochie71804]

Starving someone and then asking if they want jalapeños is pretty funny lol

[@thomascauley]

@@xitaris5981 bro how old are you that what I said went in one ear and it the other

[@jobymahon2871]

Do you know what time it is at? I hate hearing grown men who never got slapped in the mouth by grandma eat

[@slmott399]

I'm apparently one of the last few psychos that actually enjoys Bert, but holy shit, the fried chicken bit really tested my resolve. Jesus Christ...

[@francescaerreia8859]

I love him and I loved it lol what was so bad

[@OutlawTorn33]

@@francescaerreia8859what are you 8 years old?

[@0218Erfzul]

@@francescaerreia8859I thought the same thing lol

[@francescaerreia8859]

@@OutlawTorn33 I’m actually 12

[@Strux42]

No worries, he'll lose you, too.

[@booooi13]

Bert chews like someone imitating a r-word chewing.

[@fullydoved]

it's so bad I had to shut off the episode. Can't do this to people wearing headphones guys c'mon!

[@levinen]

You're telling me Bert eats this episode? Thanks for saving me an hour

[@GenesysRider23]

@@levinenIt’s fucking brutal.

[@mikesearcy9151]

I work with a guy that sounds like that and it's a job that we have to eat while we work, so I can't escape it. It's infuriating.

[@davidhosowich1265]

Bert definitely needs hear these comments . Cause the eating was insanely disgusting.

[@keatvanlowe2775]

The sound of Bart eating was probably the 2nd grossest thing I've ever heard only to be topped by the very next thing he blurts out...

[@roadworkahead6368]

It’s insane that Tom isn’t checking Bert on his insane eating sounds. Smacking chicken and then burping on a podcast is insane.

[@Michael-dv4io]

After that French impression I would give up on sounds from Bert too

[@xJONNYFATXMOSHx]

I cannot watch and listen to Bert eat. Please, I’m begging you, don’t ever let this happen again. I stopped immediately when the smacking started. EDIT: My DUI judge was Aileen Wuornos’ prosecutor.

[@kieranclark7875]

Bert eats exactly how you would expect him too

[@xitaris5981]

To*

[@Sonofgrievous]

Bert does accents in various degrees of Kermit

[@brookerangel-legris]

Spot on 🐸

[@alisab4811]

I heard Mario/scarface 🤣

[@katiecovens5697]

The accuracy

[@danpizzini342]

Bart eating is worse than him bulldozing guests

[@blackeystone]

Unsubbed after this for real

[@j.winger1199]

Bart

[@dorkmanchu]

Hearing Bart eat, made my stomach turn.

[@kieranmichaelsheils997]

I can't fathom how an entire team of people approved this for upload, Bert's chewing actually got me not bothering to finish the episode for the first time ever.

[@UpwardHoops]

Same. Awful listen

[@paltryicons4610]

They’re fucking with us. Punishing us for the Kimmel hate.

[@codyande]

Bert eating on mic is a “nightmeer“

[@hoondagang4919]

BERT IS SOOO ADDICTED TO FAME THERE IS NOOO POSSIBLE WAY HE COULD GO OFLINE FOR MORE THAN A DAY LET ALONE A MONTH IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY 😂😂

[@TheEmzley]

I think it’s just a bit

[@brewstar58]

Spot On !

[@CheetosReef]

Jealous words

[@tyghestanbro805]

I can go 29 more years without hearing bert eat again

[@dmizzal]

“Why don’t people like Bert?” Exhibit A ahh episode

[@danielswarbrick1651]

Hearing bert eat into the mic is making me feel like i need to choose my last meal

[@asherh.4775]

Tom’s just doing test runs on last meals because he’s going to murder Burt and flee to Italy. We wish him well.

[@johnsimth6587]

No no no, everywhere Tom talks about going is a misdirection so we'll all be looking for him there. He's done his homework.

[@OngoGablogian-og9cm]

He is a Hannibal Lecter type MFer

[@adamzeroGYT]

Blart makes the most horrendous noises when he eats! Not just the smacking but the moans and everything. He sounds like he hasn't eaten in months and finally got ahold of a chicken. Thank you, Tom, for backing away from the mic to eat! Haha!

[@paltryicons4610]

He’s cocaine bear.

[@adamzeroGYT]

@paltryicons4610 this actually makes a lot of sense! Hahaha!

[@BobWeave]

Lets see what hate is in the comments today.

[@kyleschneider1718]

Sending hate from Ohio 😊

[@chrisfair11]

The residual Kimmel hate will last for a while.

[@JahyMoonwalker]

Ignore the positivity

[@renecedillo8226]

Hate from utah

[@mrs.h2725]

Legit hate from Norway the second they started loudly chewing into the mic's. I've never wished for a person to choke before.

[@eagle401420]

I’ve never wished such bad things upon you guys until having to hear you chew.

[@xJRxinated]

Jebus. Tom is a master character assassin. As soon as that KFC came out he knew Barf would self implode and chew into the mike. Brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@jaredbuchanan286]

I'm pretty sure a cow chews softer than bart

[@kevinburke5166]

27:18 love hearing Bert chew in my ear, great surprise this morning, hate from everywhere

[@ja5304]

3 episodes away from Bert doing black face

[@jon4915]

Ooh I put it in my calendar

[@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga]

Dont worry. Jimmy Kimmel will protect them with his karl malone immunity

[@DirtmopAZ]

3 minimum. It might even be next episode

[@Chickennuggets18363]

Man you guys let Bert terrorize you on a weekly basis, so needy for attention

[@lorenzotelleria4200]

I bet Tom can talk him into it, easily

[@mrsfiremancv420]

honestly i love watching this and i love being able to see people just have fun and bert being himself. Tom being his BF has known him years and just lets bert be himself. i love the show and think u guys are great :)

[@joshuamack711]

Bert chewing food by an expensive microphone is a fresh new Hell.

[@christaney1432]

Bert: We can buddy up on your tour bus Tom: changes subject 😅

[@Yakushii]

No wonder. Did you hear Bert eat in this episode? And have you heard him describe his shits? I wouldn't want to be in the same state as Bert.

[@lucasstchur5441]

Enny or anyone standing by in the booth who allows this madness, for the absolute love of god. Mute Bert when he takes a bite😂

[@jeffomalley100]

Bert ate that chicken like it was his legit last meal lol.

[@rebeccacourtney4185]

Had to take breaks from this one because the sound of Bart chewing was absolutely revolting. And it’s essentially the entire episode. God bless Lee Ann and hate from Australia ❤

[@nedcarlton409]

Tom and Bert chewing, ASMR nightmare!

[@paltryicons4610]

The Devil’s ASMR

[@gnarchronicles]

Darkness, and the only noise is bert eating ANYTHING. My personal hell. Never shut a pod off so fast hahaha fuck that

[@aygonzales8]

@@gnarchronicles SAME

[@Bren3669]

why does Bert keep doing the muppet voice??

[@downsouth333]

Every accent is muppet

[@downsouth333]

All I kept think about

[@Bren3669]

@@downsouth333if that was true, i’d hate Bert as much as a lot of people on here do

[@brookerangel-legris]

Spot on! 🐸 🐷

[@sanchoddrums]

I've never skipped so much of an episode of 2 bears. Chew. Away. From. The. Mic.

[@xitaris5981]

I'm 100% more interested in Bert chomping in the mic than the episode with Jon Stewart or Jimmy Kimmel

[@kristinshaw5359]

But the producers had to know how absolutely turnt his mic was though right!? This had to be intentional audience torture..

[@emilymyslinski4413]

Bert's chewing is my nightmeer. Good God.

[@Zach_Amos]

Bert chews like my toddler.

[@terryharvey9815]

Bert manages to tell you he’s from Florida every episode without telling you he’s from Florida.

[@matthewflores5129]

And quite often tells you he's from Florida.

[@Ultamami]

😅

[@Manajer21]

Sounds like you’ve never met someone from Florida. Thats everyone from Florida

[@AlexanderRunyan-b3d]

Bert is florida man 😂

[@CTMMONEY19]

HOLY SHIT I CANT STAND LISTENING TO YOU EAT Loving fast forwarding 80% of your show thanks

[@johnnyutahgetmetwo]

I stopped watching all things Tom & Bert about six months ago; the last half of my year has been so clear. Less distraction, anger, senselessness, etc. It’s freed up my soul I feel like. Highly recommend reflecting on the content & what it brings to your life.

[@timmcwade7420]

If I were getting the electric chair. There’s only one last meal. 1lb of popcorn kernels. Go out like a champ.

[@FattyMateo]

Psycho

[@charlesbalcony]

Tom is secretly trying to get Bert back on the bad food train 😂

[@mr.rabbit2938]

Bert's so swollen his eyes are smaller than my asian wife's!

[@fridgeninjas]

No one had to tell me or show me that Bert eats like that, I knew from the first time I saw him. That kind of open mouth chewing is in my top 10 most horrific sounds of all time, I have no idea how this man has a wife and a family.

[@therenegadecraftsman]

God damn it Bert stop smacking into the mic! Tom is eating quietly like a fucking gentleman

[@tylerchambers5808]

Bert's impression of Ray Romano speaking with a horrible Italian accent is spot on 👍

[@emanuelerovelli]

Tom was right on how to pronounce Sergio Tacchini's name! I can see he is learning italian very well. Fun fact: when Tom speaks italian he has a very strong spanish accent

[@zerospooky]

Every single episode looks like Tom just tolerating Bert, his laugh gives it away, like "yeah, okay buddy" 😂😂😂😂

[@stevenvacek8097]

Can you guys shut off Bert's mic when he eats? Good Lord!

[@BicMitchum99]

This ASMR of Bert eating really makes me excited for the In Memoriam of Bert episode of this show.

[@Ultamami]

Like whoa. 😮

[@vertical7047]

I love that birtrude says that 3 months is not enough time to grow vegetables but its plenty of time to start a family 😂

[@madeintexas1213]

Bert’s fried chicken and wet pssy analogy did have me rolling tho 😂

[@RedMistCDN]

"Cameras everywhere. Such a bummer" lmfao

[@bobySLO]

I didn't know I could get more disgusted by Bert until he ate that chicken...

[@Ultamami]

*disgusted as in disgust. Discussion is a type of conversation. It's past tense is "discussed". *Literacy matters.

[@Ultamami]

👀

[@bobySLO]

@@Ultamami Yes, I ment disgusted. Thank you!

[@Ascent223]

I love a episode of just people chewing into the mic

[@tahkogg]

Don’t watch then

[@Ultamami]

*an episode ....and (I) love literacy. 😅😅😅

[@daztora]

You're as annoying as the mic chewing

[@markmadonna7068]

Barts chewing, yet another thing I could do without ever hearing again

[@sierralayton3966]

Burt eats like a child who doesn’t know they can breath through their nose

[@mikethareaper1789]

You guys smacking food into the mic was a mood

[@Rob_W78]

I now see why people hate Burt after literally having zero self awareness. Chewing with his mouth open straight into a mic on a podcast should be a death sentence

[@imsatanscott]

WARNING! : Pause before @26:50 if you want to keep your breakfast inside your stomach. EDIT : And also don't watch the rest of this.

[@LeMoistQunt]

So painful how Brett instantly goes back to Italian

[@nicolea.5725]

Tom doing a Shopify ad with his retainer in once Christina pointed out the lisp on ymh pod I cant unhear it😂 thank you chishtina😂

[@tonebehl]

Kudos to the producers who figured out a segment that made the boys relatable and funny again vs the diet and bullshit they've been doing. Hell of an effort that pays off!

[@DanielSantos-mf3hh]

Hearing Bert eat made me lash out and kill all my coworkers... This is your fault Bert...

[@lukegilbert9278]

I can’t get past the thumbnail without Burp already pissing me off

[@DrJay1122]

27:02 the pod continues to get worse by the episode

[@themikeoxlong999]

Listening to Burt do accents and eat made me violent

[@jakebush4749]

It’s absolutely wild to see how fast Bert is falling. It’s insane! Everyone see his fall but him.

[@gooooooofy7194]

Tom is keeping Bert’s career alive

[@Ultamami]

Ohhh, ahhhwe....sad.

[@murry4562]

Listening to burt eat gave me the worst acid reflux

[@jaylay9524]

Bert eats his last meal like he can't WAIT to get into the electric chair. Does he know that he doesn't have to jam the entire thing into his mouth at once? I have a feeling that ANY meal he had with me would be his last meal.

[@timothybohacik422]

The way Bert chews makes me want to lay down in traffic

[@Democracy_will_prevail]

Jesus christ Bart biting into that chicken thigh made me sick

[@thealphabeaver298]

Bert eating is the most repulsive thing. Bert's eating is going to give me an eating disorder

[@blackeystone]

Wait till you see him drink

[@realitydrip3293]

Bert looks like he’s eats raw potatoes 😂

[@jackz42000]

Bert looks like he has an extra chromosome...

[@deathstr1ker6666]

The world definitely needed a podcast of Bert eating.

[@317Beastmode]

Please never let Bert eat on mic again. And this is a LEGITIMATE request. Please

[@user-mo8tm4jw2l]

I’ve never hated Bert more than this episode. Fuck.

[@meluckey5893]

Listening to Bert eat makes me throw up in my mouth every fucking time. Dude....I can't even

[@mobucks555]

on death row saving pie for later is such a g move.

[@taylorthecurator]

The guy lobotomized himself with a handgun. I'm not sure this is the G move everyone thinks 😂

[@ohfpv8288]

Eating on mic, great idea guys 🤨

[@JuanSaldana-t6l]

Hearing Bert eat with his mouth open is pure torture. A real slop

[@JimBentley]

I love Bert, but we'd be fighting if we ever sat for a meal together - that cow chews a no go

[@bradyjamesmusic]

It’s gotta be on purpose right?

[@Highostrich]

​@@bradyjamesmusic If it is, bro's mastering every way to be annoying

[@Siege10413]

God it must just be a nightmare to be in Bert’s head. New sentences popping up every 3 milliseconds that all feel like revelations.

[@same2749]

Never let him eat on air ever again.