Paul Smith | Have A Word Podcast

[@PoshPenguino]

"He's behind David Bentley" The random mid 00's mid table footballer references are my favourite bit of the pod

[@iscotty97]

Some player at Blackburn

[@tomfrench7146]

That bit of choir singing around 20 mins in was actually 🔥

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

1:48:20 is one of Adams best jokes 😂. Also, as someone who's suffered with Insomnia for the past twenty years I can completely understand Adams not putting the bathroom light on at night.

[@louisemclaughlin4368]

I was sat refreshing patreon for this 😂 excited for it!

[@MaliciousAFC90]

Carl is 100% right on the night vision if you cover one eye at night. And it is why pirates wore eye patches so they could see in the lower deck.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Yep, the MOD taught me that as soon as you notice light coming your way at night to cover one eye so that your eyes adjust quicker back to the darkness once the light has passed.

[@seanfranklin8679]

Why do I think your lying and am gonna go walk around me house covering one eye in the dark

[@MaliciousAFC90]

@@seanfranklin8679 I hope you did try it and see that it works haha, well if you're not covering one eye in the dark. If you're in a light room and go into a dark room, you won't be able to see a thing. If you have one eye closed in a light room, when you walk into the dark room, you'll be able to see out the eye when you open it.

[@ricksmis]

Finn, Besiktas came to Stoke in the Europa League. They were all openly sniffing beak they bought with them on the coaches, and even handed some out to some of the security lads working the away end. 😂

[@Waitak22]

Have I missed Adam and Carl's sports pod? I'd love to listen to it

[@SenojX88]

If I remember correctly they have put it on hold till next year due to the arena show and other reasons

[@Waitak22]

@@SenojX88 ahhhh okay must have missed that amongst the madness haha. Thank you!

[@alexstanton2200]

Morning mehts

[@jamiegiles6767]

Morning meht

[@alexstanton2200]

Morning meht, over a year later meht 🫡😂

[@jamiegiles6767]

@@alexstanton2200 been a long morning Meht🫡

[@brumbi9616]

Just came here from oktagon turnament and I love it

[@julianfarnfield-sykes1372]

I did the “alright Dan” thing in the car park at the South Sheilds gig ! No plan of what to say at all ! Felt a right gimp .

[@123stocksy]

Met Paul a few weeks ago at Manchester Airport and what a top lad he was, had his picture taken with me, I did feel bad tho because once I had mine done everyone then swamped him for pictures haha

[@mouseamillion]

16 minutes. You never let me down 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@fatheadheadfat3172]

The weekend of the Arena was epic..... And bringing 5 on at the end 😂, got me layed good time...... I went hot water as well while in Liverpool... Fantastic weekend and all your comedy is the reason I don't take antidepressants 😂😏

[@Northeast710]

Best way to start my birthday

[@alex31721able]

Happy birthday

[@JamesMcManusMrJamesMcManus]

Great timing for me watching on my holiday in Thailand mehts 🙌🏼

[@blackout_rizzle5723]

Been waiting for this beauty !

[@scottpleavin9281]

Finn finally woke up and posted the video! 😂

[@mistacoz]

“Wake up early and talk shit” is the best sum up of Eamonn Holmes I’ve ever heard tbf 👏

[@ashlfc4eva]

The arena night was boss! Shame it was all cashless though an you had to pay on your card for drinks, was taking 20mins+ for drinks due to the queuing, with the bar only open for limited times. Probably better to keep the bars open whilst the show is on in future events

[@deadliftyournan3293]

Will young Vs 9/11 was the alien v predator of it's day 😂😂😂 Holy shit!! 😂

[@jackogilvie6483]

That big tall Geordie youre talking about is me hahahaha, ended up in a sports bar at 6am with them

[@stuartblyth1978]

12:32 Gloucester! Glawster! 🔴⚪️🔴

[@kieransmith51099]

Get well soon sensei and Peter! 🧡🧡

[@craigbayliss3050]

The queen's on every tenna 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joebreakerx]

Paul Smith in the octagon : So what d'yew do mate?

[@ACEPodcastNation]

Top lids, Let's gooo ☝️

[@Bryangog86]

Poor Finn. His head fell right off when you started talking about pissing in a sink. Poor boy! 🤣 Another awesome guest. Another silly episode. Adam was flying. Carl probably needs to have his mic taken away. I think he might be more dangerous than anyone else in the studio!

[@PoshPenguino]

When Finn was given one, Carl should have had his removed

[@lerreno8749]

Replaced the soccer am Saturday morning ritual

[@aaronstevens7714]

There’s a reason why he’s not called Desmond Four 😂. Absolutely unbelievable 🎉

[@dansmith5809]

Im a postie and jesus my walks been boring waiting for this 😂😂😂

[@daveblack3411]

Is the arena gig going to be released on dvd?

[@chezs1379]

Grease 2 is a very different creature 😂 class in a so bad it's good way. Get in Dan ya cool rider 😚👌🏼

[@LJX888]

28:23 only gone and done it, goat things

[@rybrows953]

Kept refreshing the Patreon app lol

[@duggs4456]

There is an actual Scandinavian fella in Liverpool who's about 6'6", see him around all the bars and that pretty regularly, extremely handsome man who the shot girls all call the sexy viking. Sound lad.

[@benlankertis756]

We used to ring round random numbers and say iya it's me.. when they would say who's me we would go.. come on you know it's mee.. they would then go allright John is that you? And go from there 😄 Once set up a painting job for the next day, still don't know if the fella is still waiting to be picked up

[@shadowRKO365]

I used to always play Danny Pacheco on fifa he was insanely good and I hoped he would be something

[@rjflores438]

When Paul Smith goes to Copenhagen, he can go to Freetown Christiania. You can smoke a spliff in there without any bother, its its own hippy commune with its own laws, I went there last year, it was boss!

[@Ethan-qm3oh]

1:18:22 “who ya fighting” Paul smith just sat in corner of the octagon with a microphone not fighting just ripping the shit out of the lad on other end

[@Jordan_5M]

1:18:42 wow 😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@tomfrench7146]

Desmond 4 👏

[@drewslater]

Biggest flex is I’ve seen prime messi score at the Nou Camp 😍

[@seanbrewer6315]

Desmond four 😂😂😂

[@jorisbohnson4051]

Carl was very subtle about Freddie being on pills

[@fobbaliscious8915]

Just me or does Peter the snake sound like a little bit like sensei

[@kkryder9176]

Don't be ridiculous

[@fobbaliscious8915]

I’m being serious pal I reckon we’re being bamboozled

[@tomfrench7146]

Yeah and the Earth’s flat and the queen was a lizard you lunatic 😂

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@fobbaliscious8915 you've been watching too many movies

[@10riddell]

adam is 100% right if you go for a piss in the night you dont put the light on because the light will wake you up

[@ronnieroberts3837]

They finally got finn a mike

[@2112c]

Morning mehts, about time 😅

[@10riddell]

A baked potato is the worst version of a potato

[@Gack1e]

Dan deffo regretted saying sometimes he loves the fact he’s not scouse, the awkward energy was mental

[@mattnicholls6763]

Birmingham 👍

[@taa8168]

Every time I hear Eamonn Holmes I picture adrian Chiles, don't know why

[@FlareDoobers]

Feel like Peter the Have a word snake is getting progressively camper…

[@Kanine-draugr76TTV]

Love Peter uno😂

[@MatOfTheDead]

morning mehts finn found the button then

[@Bert.....]

Source the bus lids and I'm you driver.

[@andrewtaylor8551]

Great

[@shaunplfc1990]

I would do anything for love but I won't do scat

[@ryanmcneilly1279]

good morning mehts

[@edir_4061]

Very high ceilings is one of the most awkward lines I've heard in a while

[@leehailwood2943]

Gold bar

[@garethshottin]

Top tier.

[@connagh11]

I have had a cold call and me and my mate blagged that we where in Dubai and our camels had just been hit by a buggy that second he was saying he was paralysed and he needed air service to take him back to Liverpool we where on lates in Santander in fraud and we had nothing to do so we had this poor Middle Eastern woman upset abar our camels she wasn’t assed abar him at all y’know

[@amo5743]

me camels just been boneted by a buggy love 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@connagh11]

Pele hardly left Brazil and then oh guess where he went it was the MLS is a joke. Diego Maradona is the best South American Footy player of all time! Maradona Messi Van Basten Ronaldinho R9 That’s my top 5 tbh

[@SI-lb9xx]

You missed a trick there.....MMA Mildly Muslim Arena.

[@OrangeBananaPear]

Ronaldinho is not close to the top, his peak was too short. Don’t get me wrong he was the best in the world for a while but it was too short lived to be in the conversation.

[@DangerousQ]

Weirdest Morecambe reference ever.

[@domcole426]

Up the f*ckin' wranglers 🐬

[@123stocksy]

Grease 2 is better than the original

[@aarronfeeney9074]

1:07:45 "maccies breakfast is shit" sorry i disagree carl

[@bni6786]

🗿

[@amandakidd2868]

Neigh

[@joshuacampbell6212]

Love Karl but his ball knowledge is fucking atrocious

[@jordanhull1]

Have a Word pod tour, why not tour to different unique city's towns instead of doing the usual big city's....

[@P0UTY1]

Pele is top 3 minimum

[@xavierbarthelet]

Morning mehts