Paul Sykes At Large - Sitcom intro

[@timothyhampton2832]

I’m the only man in history of mankind that’s swum across the straight of Johor, to avoid the police.” “Nobody’s ever done it before, not because of the currents, nothing like that; it’s....... sharks. Not shark-infested but none of the locals go paddling or swimming like.” “Sharks’ll have a look at me and think yeah I know how to do them, you punch them right in the fucking earhole and they swim off.”

[@salvadormarley]

I had me breakfast in Moscow and me tea in Wood street nick, yeah! I've been about a bit.

[@GavTatu]

i remember steve irwin saying the ol' punch a shark in its fucking ear hole trick.

[@PaulieD1984]

"Bring your kids to me and I'll look after them"- Paul Sykes

[@salvadormarley]

Yes Paul.

[@thomasbrennan5194]

Spin off . Going Bashing

[@salvadormarley]

Special guest appearance by Ronnie Barker.

[@Hissing-Syd]

Cath had two tenners ......

[@salvadormarley]

He'd still have been a useless bastard whether I'd been there or not.

[@chriby28]

Then paul stole them to buy beer and blamed his sons 😂😂

[@salvadormarley]

@@chriby28 I always thought Paul stole the money. 😆

[@zerog4261]

Great stuff mate, had a real laugh at that. You picked the perfect scenes

[@hugostieglitz238]

Could’ve topped it off with. back on the family patch !!!!😂

[@salvadormarley]

Cheers mate - I went for the scenes where they all looked happy - Difficult with Betty though!!!

[@chriby28]

@@salvadormarley 😂😂good job mate

[@salvadormarley]

@@chriby28 Cheers mate

[@salvadormarley]

@@hugostieglitz238 Great idea Hugo

[@mummyd1990]

"A proper 16 year old good hiding"

[@salvadormarley]

Did you see him? Sat there like a drip!!!

[@craigstratford5086]

Right on the family patch

[@salvadormarley]

"I'm not playing at Christian pretending shit"

[@itsdinger]

Not shark infested

[@salvadormarley]

They've give me this - council.

[@itsdinger]

@@salvadormarley best little city on earth

[@salvadormarley]

@@itsdinger How do I know? I've been everywhere else, I'm here now. Right on the family patch.

[@itsdinger]

@@salvadormarley I don't read daily mirror n' sun I go an 'ave a look.

[@salvadormarley]

@@itsdinger They've got me passport in Singapore.

[@philatkinson349]

A bit a chocolate does ya good..

[@salvadormarley]

A big block o' Cadburys. He used to hit him regularly, going down.

[@MrMontythemouse]

This is fucking tremendous!!! my tea went up my nose there!

[@salvadormarley]

Cheers mate, I had a laugh making it.

[@MrMontythemouse]

@@salvadormarley Me, my wife and teenagers watched the full thing the other week in tears, this has made our day mate

[@salvadormarley]

@@MrMontythemouse I actually saw it when it first came out in the late nineties and then rediscovered it on KZbin. In terms of memorable and hilarious dialogue, It's perhaps the greatest documentary ever. How did you find my video, is it linked anywhere or just through a search?

[@MrMontythemouse]

@@salvadormarley It came up on my recommended, we watch these documetaries for the sheer comedy, Cockerill, etc, but this is the Daddy of them all, i'm still convinced he was the inspiration for '8 Ace' from the Viz!!!

[@salvadormarley]

@@MrMontythemouse Good point. Poor old 8 - he only brays his kids cos he luvs 'em and she waint even lerrim in his own 'ouse. Biitttch!

[@tomwalker5197]

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@salvadormarley]

Cheers Tom

[@chriswright6245]

This makes him seem less of a maniac lol

[@salvadormarley]

Cheers. That's no small feat. 😃

[@domino77576]

That Betty Sykes is a scream

[@salvadormarley]

So true.

[@dkizxpt-su3ze]

It does you good does chocolate

[@salvadormarley]

@@dkizxpt-su3ze Lol. A big block of Cadburys.

[@markbradshaw8244]

Is she the one from bo selecta

[@timothyhampton2832]

@@markbradshaw8244 minge teasing bastard

[@hugostieglitz238]

I needed that.😂😂😂

[@salvadormarley]

😃Thanks Hugo

[@GavTatu]

does paul play his mum in this ? and dennis needs a spin off !

[@salvadormarley]

He does. lol.😍

[@DodgeMan74]

Eric Sykes could have written a 6 part series here haha

[@salvadormarley]

Great Idea. I wonder if Spike Milligan would have turned up wearing a turban?

[@DodgeMan74]

@@salvadormarley 😅

[@salvadormarley]

@@warcrypublishing No probs - put a link to my channel?

[@salvadormarley]

@@warcrypublishing No probs mate.

[@honestopinion6711]

looool

[@salvadormarley]

Ha, thanks.🤩

[@beakofthesouth2666]

Its..shaaaaarks

[@davidwhaite3330]

His mum's Bo Selecta ha ha

[@salvadormarley]

It does you good - does chocolate.

[@davidwhaite3330]

@@salvadormarley HAHA

[@salvadormarley]

@@davidwhaite3330 Cheers, glad you had a laugh.