"can we not disguise it?" "yeah, we'll stick a wooly hat on and say it's you"!
@vollsticks3 ай бұрын
The best part about that is you can see the actors genuinely trying not to crack up😂
@Gazereths12343 ай бұрын
The cock's optional
@michaeljohnryan78019 ай бұрын
Still can't go to buy bin bags without that popping in my head lol 😂
@A-small-amount-of-peas9 ай бұрын
Wether bi or straight or bender?
@michaeljohnryan78019 ай бұрын
@@A-small-amount-of-peas 😂
@poppamic9 ай бұрын
Same mate 😂
@camptube76219 ай бұрын
Me too.
@randyschwaggins9 ай бұрын
I'm a bender and I always buy my black bin bags from ASDA
@jondrizzle45549 ай бұрын
The greatest comedy written and acted ever..... it will never be beaten
@pistophercrul37439 ай бұрын
the mans the best ever . i once met a guy who told me peter was bullshit it didnt end well that night
@DaveSCameron9 ай бұрын
@@pistophercrul3743you need travel tickets
@Medusa135798 ай бұрын
I agree 100%, I laughed out load many times 😅😅😅 To me, it's the funniest thing that I have ever seen. I have it on DVD, and it still makes me howl ! 😅😅😅 I love the way the whole casts works so well together Peter Kay is SO clever and funny
@SoundGGirl5 ай бұрын
AGREED!!!!!!!
@Elliott19864 ай бұрын
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
@tomoreilly99329 ай бұрын
"Kenny pull it off" " I'm not pulling off a horse" 😂😂😂
@philruane59108 ай бұрын
Best lines ever. “How far away are they?”. “Im stood here like a gay Satan..”.
@CorporalFriendlyShark8 ай бұрын
Love that Peter Kay deliberately keeps this off the TV so the quality isnt diluted by it being repeated infinitely. Every so often I’ll pop the DVD box set on and just die laughing. Truly was ahead of its time, this show.
@Jones-xx2gc7 ай бұрын
DVD's for this are worth a few quid now, would never sell mine. They are irreplaceable.
@keyboarddancers77517 ай бұрын
Available on the high seas.
@undisclosedidentity98934 ай бұрын
@@Jones-xx2gcThe DVDs are quite expensive, it’s cheaper on VHS
@broccoliface45019 ай бұрын
"how far away are they?" 😂
@1fitchy8 ай бұрын
I still use that line when I see anyone smaller than me. Absolute classic. 😂😂😂
@CallumHughes-x1i3 ай бұрын
Peter Kay at his very best! Watched this over 20 years ago as a kid and still crying with laughter now.
@PaulBooth-m1d25 күн бұрын
twenty yrs ago oh my gosh its like yesterday its still ace not like sgit today thou i dont watch ms tv only yt
@shelleysilver65979 ай бұрын
OMG!. Phoenix Nights was the Best!. 🙌😂🙌😂 I miss it, but I’m glad I have all the Series on Dvd. 😄
@ChristineThorogood-lp7pk6 ай бұрын
-and the question is kp however ,kAAeepwe funn babbies
@kalcha40998 ай бұрын
Proper northern humour. Subtle, witty, absolutely hilarious. If you grew up in the north, it brings back times past. So many social clubs and pubs looked like this, sounded like it, were like it.....
@andydudley17756 ай бұрын
use voted tory use dim shits are no longer funny.
@R1ckyfrankl1n2 ай бұрын
It’s the Southerners I feel sorry for..Missing out
@grahambolton40682 ай бұрын
Same in Ireland, the Casio keyboard synth brings me back to 90’s-2000’s clubland. So bad but you had to be there
@UchihaMangekyou1Ай бұрын
Subtle...? IT'S A 20 FOOT COCK AND BALLS MAN
@letsmooch48579 ай бұрын
I miss this comedy, best of all time.
@markb67419 ай бұрын
‘He’s Jerry the Berry, Perry’
@shauncorless89657 ай бұрын
I'm getting the word ,nonce brilliant 😅😅😅
@CraigNiel3 ай бұрын
Always cracks me up that bit but they cut the end of that off when the guy goes for him and you see him with a bloody nose.
@evelouisetunney56049 ай бұрын
Class. Absolutely golden this was…still is. Got a soft spot for Ray Von(must be the mullet)The Stars in Your Eyes bit was bloody fantastic.
@Cabbage-vq9hd9 ай бұрын
As in Ray VON!
@geordieal91877 ай бұрын
Best comedy seen, Stars in their eyes. Modern so called comedians are nowhere near this standard 🤜👍
@simonbowens448911 күн бұрын
Yes, the quizmaster was good too-"it'll bring a tear to your japs eye!"
@Obiwan2349 ай бұрын
“I’m not pulling off a horse!” 😂
@marksinclair8469 ай бұрын
I know a pissed horse when I see one 😂😂😂😂😂
@scottfree37596 ай бұрын
" Jocky Wilson Suite!" fecked me right up! 😂
@sethkaye78979 ай бұрын
Real comedy Gold, thanks for uploading, been a long time since i've seen this wonderful creation
@spookybuz78039 ай бұрын
"I'm getting a word..." 😂
@hermanmunster33589 ай бұрын
" Jeremy, Jeremy Vine "
@michaelshepherd8858 ай бұрын
The word ...
@kevnormansell60054 ай бұрын
Nonce😂
@paulphillips19959 ай бұрын
“I know who you are, eh! Who are ya” is just perfect 😂😂😂
@johnjesus025 ай бұрын
"She made me wash me old man in the sink" ... "You took your dad?" 😭🤣
@nickrider52208 ай бұрын
TV is sh*t these days, bless you've Peter you cheered us up over the years 🙂🍻
@Eructation18 ай бұрын
British comedy is at its best when it's disparaging, absolutely love this. "give it a kebab"
@culturevulturepapi89486 ай бұрын
thought it was only at its best when it could be racist 😂
@Dzeroed8 ай бұрын
This aged well, I bloody love it 😂😂😂
@sheilaking13008 ай бұрын
Hilarious, haven’t laughed that much in ages. Thanks for posting.
@MillwallH228 ай бұрын
“Oi tattoo get away from there” 😂😂😂
@stevecunningham55989 ай бұрын
''Shabba''.😂😂
@1fitchy8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I can't help shouting this whenever I go to a family party and they've got one of those cheesy DJs on. 😂😂😂
@stevecunningham55988 ай бұрын
@@1fitchy Possibly the one word that gets me howling with laughter .
@simonbowens448911 күн бұрын
" the louder you scream, the faster the Ride!"
@Jones-xx2gc7 ай бұрын
A classic of it's time. Nothing like it since. Such a shame it's not on TV now. Makes me sad Peter, crack on.
@markedwards79765 ай бұрын
Not of its time! Classic for infinity 😂
@carlrea8 ай бұрын
I know people go their separate ways but wouldn't it be amazing if we could get just one more series of this. Timeless comedy.
@codswallop38118 ай бұрын
Bit more than going their separate ways they fell out and all slagged off kay
@NetworkNorm6 ай бұрын
@@codswallop3811oh? I’ve heard this before; any articles / sources?
@tomthumb98494 ай бұрын
@@codswallop3811Why was that?
@Sodje0Ай бұрын
Wouldn't be the same. The comedy of the early 2000's was pre-woke PC. The jokes would be deemed offensive nowadays 🙄
@waynecarter-schofield95758 ай бұрын
Absolutely love this , the whole series, top quality , they will never be able to make comedies like this ever
@jonmilligan80695 ай бұрын
Just one of the best things ever to grace our televisions! Quality! 🤣🤣
@leonjames56858 ай бұрын
"Right - 'ands up - who can't have children?" Hahahahahaaaaa! Brian's face!
@thaj1523 күн бұрын
Absolutely loved this show. It was filmed round the corner from my house and school, so got to see them filming everyday. Can't go wrong with phoenix nights 😂
@lukesmith73988 ай бұрын
That inflatable castle with the 'snake' 😂😂😂😂
@Sandylaner638 ай бұрын
😂😂”it’s inflatable filth , that’s what it is”
@geordieal91877 ай бұрын
Stars in their eyes , some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen, quality 😂
@jamielydiard9245 ай бұрын
Eric is such an underrated character too!! Absolutely hilarious!! "But Briaaaannn..."
@benjammin94719 ай бұрын
Thinking of giving her a pearl necklace 😂 The matter of fact, straight faced way he saus it is why Peter Kay is a genius
@ryan-yorkshirebiker25972 ай бұрын
I miss this so bad! 27:25 with young kenny as meatloaf and brians face! 😂😂😂 i was in absolute tears of laughter! 👏🏻 will never be beaten this comedy!
@Doctor.Kästien.Louis.Rosenberg3 ай бұрын
I getting the word “ Nonce “😂 Fading now, Fading 😂
@broccoliface45019 ай бұрын
"....covered in PISS!"
@iandawe9487 ай бұрын
Never seen em this excited, since they printed that paedos address in the paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MasonSlots9 ай бұрын
i no a pissed horse when i see one, get it a kebab 🤣🤣🤣
@MackemdownsouthF.T.M9 ай бұрын
" I was thinking of giving her a pearl necklace"...🤭
@margaretflounders85109 ай бұрын
THAT went over a lot of people's heads, it did mine, 'til someone enlightened me..
@amandahill74109 ай бұрын
Clinton baptiste 😂
@hermanmunster33589 ай бұрын
I fekking LOVE Clinton Baptiste, so full of sh!t, yet also full of self belief! A veritable walking contradiction, pmsl.
@waynecrossland70178 ай бұрын
Hes made a living out of that 90 second clip, saw him recently in Mansfield,was a good night fair play to him, and peter kay for letting him have the act ...
@Medusa135798 ай бұрын
" I'm gerrin a word, and that word is. Nonce" 😅😅😅 Clinton Baptiste, what a character !
@ritchyfox8 ай бұрын
I laugh every single time Clinton misses the step when going to sit on the stool. It is so funny.
@michaelobrien98252 ай бұрын
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDY SERIES TO COME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY, TOTALLY WORTH WATCHING.
@shadow-Sun8 ай бұрын
"How far away are they "? cracks me up every time .
@jimjam89498 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Sean-zt7ee3 ай бұрын
The Stars in our Eyes Night was one of the great comedy moments, the Britany Spears made it even better. A true great British, if I can call it a Sitcom.
@kingelvis8 ай бұрын
They should do a spin off with just the 2 Bouncers on a road trip. Guess it will never happen.
@TheGT737 ай бұрын
'Here's Ironside' 😂
@joshslater24265 ай бұрын
British comedies are the best. I’ve only just seen Phoenix Nights (+Max & Paddy) for the first time recently, but I can safely say it’s a classic and still hilarious.
@tomrzr53458 ай бұрын
"Flower for the Lady.... F Off" 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@flipradio1239 ай бұрын
"We dont have a licence for that"
@VipersNest8 ай бұрын
Brilliant British comedy at it's best. Genius 💟
@jimjam89498 ай бұрын
God the characters were brilliant weren't they 😂 I Think both of these series were arguably his best work.
@Eructation18 ай бұрын
Agree.
@RandomRoss8 ай бұрын
Found you beer crates but they've nicked your organ! 🤣
@SSicesАй бұрын
The best!! Takes me back
@stephenreeds36328 ай бұрын
This is so much better than his "do you remember panda cola, weddings, school" etc etc.
@morganjones25849 ай бұрын
23:44 Best line in TV Comedy history
@markb67419 ай бұрын
Big Pink Paradise 😂
@ukdavepianoman5 ай бұрын
Phoenix Nights is incredibly funny. During repeated viewings I kept on picking up on jokes/gags/visual references that I hadn't noticed before. The cast were wonderful, the characters ripped the sh*t out of each other but there was still a great warmth. I didn't even realise one of the bouncers and Brian Potter were the same actor until my 5th viewing. Then there was a story arc leading to the club burning down which had a sinister element but just desserts were delivered in the end. The acting in this show was truly wonderful.
@flossie68609 ай бұрын
I so wish they would bring this back on the tv 😂
@PussInBoot4149 ай бұрын
would probably never fly now these days
@muddydog66053 ай бұрын
True, look what the blue haired brigade did to Graham Linehan, another comedy genius.
@mattpinnington47788 ай бұрын
Just noticed... "Sweet truck all" on the lorry! :D :D :D
@kittysheeran91278 ай бұрын
“Minnie Haha? She’s not laughing anymore. Lost her legs t’diabetes”
@kellymorris95899 ай бұрын
Love the series so funny
@AndrewDavis-io4cm3 ай бұрын
❤❤❤😊great set
@thecockneycrafter9 ай бұрын
Forgot how much I loved this show. Ive looked everywhere to watch the whole lot again but can't find it 😢
@iRage_4209 ай бұрын
There you go mate
@richardkirk8238 ай бұрын
Try harder . Very easy to find
@Medusa135798 ай бұрын
I got mine on DVD from Amazon 😊
@kevinvickers-fy3ls7 ай бұрын
I got mine from HMV in Leeds Centre before they were closing down. £7 for the set. Bargain or What?
@ObiWanShinobi855 ай бұрын
Get a firestick watch anything you want with them
@ddoherty59567 ай бұрын
The looks on their faces with the pimg pong balls bouncing towards em 🤣🤣🤣
@charlottebowes76669 ай бұрын
‘Yaaw right?’
@i_wouldprefer_not_to11969 ай бұрын
He’s so camp after all that manly build up, I die laughing 😂
@MrBigyin19756 ай бұрын
Im getting the word...................NONCE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simonjackson47278 ай бұрын
Lovely stuff.
@czeshirecat62787 ай бұрын
He played all the different characters like a pro. Great fun guy :)
@peterlarkin7627 ай бұрын
" And it is terminal isn't it?" "No, no!" "Now, who can't have children?" - Clinton Baptiste. Psychic Extraordinaire
@YourLocalGP6 ай бұрын
Still very active on the scene. Incredible podcast.
@ChristopherHumphreys-yb5bb9 ай бұрын
Yeah yeah we'll put a wolly hat on it and call it you.
@garryfield53199 ай бұрын
our very own davros......
@jumbo89967 ай бұрын
When she sends him down the bowling alley in that wheelchair… Just genius
@Kyle-xn2iq4 ай бұрын
ur smashing it brothers 💪💪 n insane 🔥🔥🔥 pumps
@andynorris35377 ай бұрын
One of the all time great comedy series's
@footballoldboy48188 ай бұрын
I believe every word Kenny Senior says
@RandomRoss8 ай бұрын
It's bullshit but it's true! 😅
@philruane59108 ай бұрын
“I blew one of them up with me mouth once…”. Bouncy castle..
@Medusa135798 ай бұрын
Ha ha, love Kenny Senior. ❤️
@thomasdawson40443 ай бұрын
“You ever kissed a girl” what Brian lacks in speed he makes up with pure wit.😂
@Steve3263 ай бұрын
New series needed!
@cormoranstrike15449 ай бұрын
Still sad this isn’t on any streaming. I have the DVD’s but still
@d_dos_atak27719 ай бұрын
Same
@thecockneycrafter9 ай бұрын
I gave all my dvds away when my kids told me I could get EVERYTHING online. I would put them up for adoption but they're in their 30s
@dannybdjb58529 ай бұрын
It is 😅 if you look hard enough
@anthonybeaumont77409 ай бұрын
Still streamed on Dailymotion
@Reggae27039 ай бұрын
Your lucky to have the dvds
@Graylad848 ай бұрын
Can you hear me now paddy can you hear me now look im on the bus 😂
@NeilSwann5 ай бұрын
21:33 when you’re introduced to the in laws for the first time 😂
@Z561-k6j3 ай бұрын
26:14 the awkward crowd participation with the performance. Iconic.
@markpike818 ай бұрын
Fantastic comedy ever 😂😂
@poppamic9 ай бұрын
Snake eggs..... 😂
@keithpilkington9075 ай бұрын
Thanks for that phenix nights and max and paddy are really well writain and good comedy ideas do more please make a come back max and pad or Brian Potter and the cruel there all good actors love it
@gitgoodpainting61359 ай бұрын
So impossible to watch now. Bless you for this Peter.
@jockthelock12346 ай бұрын
Our very own Davros, I nearly pissed meself 🤣
@LeicesterArtist8 ай бұрын
Yerr cut 'walkin on the moon'!!! Which completes that first scene.
@whh39468 ай бұрын
15:39 The best example of a proper northerner 😂
@DDWES3 ай бұрын
Hahaha break the door in. With my back? No your foot! 😂😂😂
@dnakatomiuk6 ай бұрын
The bouncy castle bit it hilarious
@NicholasKirk-g8o5 ай бұрын
There needs to be more Peter Kay comedy on the Television, he’s a comedy genius. 😆👍👍👍👊.
@mhrgall16 күн бұрын
Check out 'Car Share' 🙂
@EllisTheOdd7 ай бұрын
"Oh it's real, my friend. It's real - you better believe it!" 😂