PAYDAY 2 Deathwish in a nutshell

it happens
because everyone asks - song during buildup and assault is Ode to Greed; song during heist failed screen is Freeze

[@TheGunningPony]

GenSec Child Detection Agency

[@joshuaevans4152]

Lolz big mistake

[@ConfusedAleks]

FullMetalLemon How do you know that is not what GenSec actually do?

[@TheGunningPony]

Confused Aleks You are saying the company that uses EOD Suits with LMG is there to protect kids. That their vaults are full of money for kids? That the cloaker is to help kids. That the Tazer is their for protection. That seems like an american child detection agency

[@ConfusedAleks]

FullMetalLemon Why do you think they arrive so quick when the crew robs a jewelry store? All those jewels are made of candy meant for children!

[@BrunoHenrique-gi1wd]

FullMetalLemon All this rage for a joke, such a hard search of sense for a joke That seems like the next level of KZbin Comment stupidity

[@thecaucasianasian2171]

More like "Restarting in 5" "Restarting in 4" "Restarting in 3" "Restarting in 2" "Restarting in 1"

[@thatoneguy975]

When I get detected in a DW heist I want to stealth, I restart or hope I can survive long enough

[@djoshawott2850]

More like CUT!

[@barrtek26]

Host left the game

[@arekkrol9758]

more like "connection to the host has been lost"

[@topminator2991]

*loads eternally*

[@charleydickson5344]

"You call this resisting arrest!, we call this a difficulty tweak!" -cloaker

[@catvlogs4432]

"Work Smarter Not Harder" -Cloaker Yes I dont know any other lines the cloaker says even though I play pay day everyday

[@mr.context3872]

“The safe word is police brutality!” -cloaker as well

[@katus492]

"Now go back to the forums and cry like a little bi**h you are" -cloaker

[@ramblinnernd5905]

“WHOA THAT MUSTA HURT” “Cloaker”

[@noxic8863]

"Now go to the forums and cry like the little b**** you are" -Cloaker

[@hefywefy5331]

Player: *puts on glasses* 0.0000000000000005 milliseconds later:

[@mattfromwiisports7970]

Holy shi he got glasses CALL ENTIRETY OF NORTH KOREA

[@dodegin]

Its fact

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

Masking up pulls your gun out

[@mediscout]

kick dallas did not get camera loop.kick.

[@Stone455]

mediscout the medical scout of medicine yes okay

[@mediscout]

Transformers Gamer k

[@mediscout]

how in the name of skulldozer did this unoriginal comment get over a hundred likes.

[@thesmall1823]

mediscout the medical scout of medicine We call this a difficulty tweak!

[@MrAvenger711]

mediscout the medical scout of medicine KZbin mentality

[@Agent-472k]

Fucking PERFECTION with the Cloaker bit.

[@fluff8736]

+Fabian Falls lol i know

[@onatefeozkeskin8278]

ikr

[@solitudeau8188]

i hate that sound...

[@cal9460]

SolitudeAU wulululululululuLULULULULULULULU

[@kirillmarine5157]

SolitudeAU we all love some horror in a Heist Geme.

[@redditstoriesfuny]

0:20 when captain winters arrives

[@yeetushmm6073]

pretty much lmao

[@theaussiemudkip355]

I’ve only been playing Payday 2 for about a week so far and I’ve yet to encounter Captain Winters but I hear he’s an even deadlier challenge than a Bull Dozer which is not easy to achieve.

[@user-qx7py9sm6y]

and where are the shields from the winters team

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

@@theaussiemudkip355 he shows up on overkill and above on certain maps, he is a MASSIVE nuicance if noone brought any explosives. But if everyone has something that explodes it usually turns out alright

[@theaussiemudkip355]

@@consumerofbepsi5254 well then wants i have enough good equipment for Overkill I'll be sure to bring some grenades.

[@redsunsoverparadise]

Because of playing PayDay 2 I actually im scared of the sounds of a cloaker

[@flying_rtrd3274]

We all are

[@idontlooklikejackwalten7159]

they don't really scare me, they just kinda startle me. then I get confused as to why I'm startled in the first place but it all clicks eventually

[@katus492]

Me when hearing cloaker sound: Holy Sh*t **starts to run as fast as i can**

[@applecorecrunch]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWXUmYN9pJh2hLc

[@flying_rtrd3274]

@@applecorecrunch you monster...thanks

[@NoNoNoNoNo78567]

Guys the thermal drill, go get it

[@Dushess]

Elite Of all SHUT UP BAIN!!

[@LosEagle]

FIND THE TIARA!!!

[@Badabum663]

+LosEagle You need to get that safe open guys.

[@RazerBandit]

+UnCaged Mayhem and while you're opening that safe, there's a settlement that needs your help, here I'll mark it on your map

[@Badabum663]

Razerbandit Ive got another area which needs clearing out, let me know when your ready.

[@swagnificent2491]

0:17 "Largest & Trustee" 0:57 "The Big Bank"

[@dominickgoff2652]

Seems legit

[@user-sr6yn9gq2m]

The big Largest&Trustee Bank

[@thebreadknight4345]

@@user-sr6yn9gq2m we need this heist

[@user-sr6yn9gq2m]

@@thebreadknight4345 I don't member of overkill.

[@seriouslyslinky1420]

Yea... basically.

[@MegaGtalover123]

The "fuck! Oh fuck!" gets me everytime

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

0:28 that’s accurate and fits well with that scene

[@gathoblaster4329]

Normal: 1 minute until swat arrives Deathwish: Swat is already here when you enter the bank

[@thepeskyone]

Death sentence: hi

[@frujey]

Death sentence wasn't a thing back then

[@thepeskyone]

@@frujey i already know that genius

[@dipolarisland]

The swat has already prepared for you to come and they shoot at your spawn

[@shaynehughes6645]

Ten second response time

[@farmerspaceboy2251]

Not enough WULULULULLULULULULLULULULULULU

[@fortuys7754]

DALLAS HAS BEEN DOWNED !

[@memdicmemdicovich5227]

vault boy CLOACKER APPROVES

[@farmerspaceboy2251]

Nathan Colombari DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY Hoxton: Fuck this

[@greggriffith685]

WULULULULULULULULLULLULULULUULULULULULLU

[@topminator2991]

*YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?*

[@Timeward76]

still perfect to this day.

[@nitroboostn2o]

nobody: The cloakers: ⟟ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ☍⟟☊☍ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⏚⏃⌰⌰⌇

[@georgecote7143]

Alins

[@seagull749]

Elans

[@georgecote7143]

Beens

[@thelunchking4069]

*wOrK sMaRtEr NoT hArDeR!!!*

[@idontlooklikejackwalten7159]

@@thelunchking4069 yOu cAlL tHaT rEsiStInG aRrEst

[@ShadowKrueger]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?? XD

[@sgtfireball6471]

ShadowKrueger ikr

[@MatthewNotSoFriendlyNeighbor]

I want to ask too why is this so accurate it hapened me one time

[@mrperson8]

All of the shields coming out of the truck too lol

[@ninetailedfoxcommander3627]

@@mrperson8 I have night mares about the cloaker

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

WululuLULULU *LULULULULU*

[@kega_n]

"gensec child dectetion agency"

[@vkcankerous1229]

+Romain Rocar need them for schools

[@user-xh4wd8lh9u]

XD

[@Noired]

+Romain Rocar GenSex - Safer Sex with our KeyCondoms

[@GymmyRhys]

do you even English?

[@deviangaming9028]

Fuck beat me to the chase 10 months early.

[@Ruziser]

Ah yes after years i learned the lore of payday 2 “THE BIG BANK: FAILED”

[@coltforceplayz5285]

Big Bank

[@viromrfox9882]

BIG BANK

[@Ruziser]

big fail

[@mamamia1159]

Edit: thank u so much for the 100 likes :D Lol reddit tards can't act like a normal human being.

[@FED0RA]

@@mamamia1159 reddit tards??? sure, reddit users suck but how is "edit : thanks for 100 likes" related to reddit???

[@memze7155]

Average swat team arrival to a bank robbery : 5 to 10 minutes Payday 2 swat team after 30 seconds after the alarm goes off: 0:17

[@awesomeface7777]

the beginning makes me laugh so hard Dallas: FUCK OH FUCK!

[@Dushess]

Destiny Meet Awesomeface When you playing Shadow Raid overkill and have 75...

[@Pennycilin3]

+Dushess 75 detection risk Well, should've used CAR-4. ( oh yes overrated gun )

[@Pennycilin3]

***** Wot? I didn't even remember when the first time we met..

[@eroldosantos3187]

i felt that

[@tangerinepaint3643]

@@Pennycilin3 remember when the CAR-4 was good

[@Linkmasterson]

so would one down just be a nuclear bomb of tasers and bulldozers?

[@xXXMRQucKSRXXx]

Have you played one down before it is essentially 57 bulldozers come out of a single bush and never ending taseres

[@Linkmasterson]

xXXMR.Qu1cKS093RXXx yeah i played one down before...on cook off...by myself....with no ai literally 2 minutes in and i was anal raped by bulldozers before the assault even happened

[@djoshawott2850]

Anal rape? That's generous for One Down...

[@fr0st-1233]

I played one down at rank 10 once stopped playing the game for a few years

[@aqua3234]

One Down can be simplified as this: Imagine the 10,000 Heartless from KH3, except all the Shadow Heartless are the ZEAL Team, and everyone else is a Special unit, mostly a ZEAL Dozer, a ZEAL Taser or a ZEAL Cloaker.

[@miraakuloso]

damn bro 6 years, now deathwish is just overkill but not easy

[@nuggetsssecretaccount9556]

deathwish is normal mode for me, i only play deathwish and death sentence

[@xd-xt2cn]

​@@nuggetsssecretaccount9556how? I can barely do a Very Hard heist lmao

[@MrGamingPsycho]

@@xd-xt2cn Ai teammates make things easy

[@djwaluigi1686]

0:28 That's the sound I'm talking about

[@ghost_pepper9762]

Dallas is down

[@salmonbelmont7758]

Normal mode: The team is already out of there by the time the swat team gets there Deathwish: "2 Seconds Later" BULLDOZERS AND CLOAKERS EVERY WHEEEEREEE!

[@felixhightower851]

George Wright and Shields

[@vkcankerous1229]

+George Wright if i were a swat guy a alarm sounded well get there very fast and look at all the helis about fricken 10

[@salmonbelmont7758]

Cooper Dooper I also forgot tasers

[@sarcastic_slob]

dont forget cpt america

[@michaelpomales8021]

And in one down everyone’s down within one minute

[@Jason132able]

this is literally one down difficulty, no exaggeration

[@binahtime55]

Nha just put it playback 2 speed and that one down

[@kratuthelegendarysuperoof8598]

The fact it took 6 years for KZbin to recommend this masterpiece is mind blowing

[@nameki9445]

LMFAO THAT CLOAKER WAS SO WELL MADE

[@TheNN]

GenSec: Child Detection Agency So many folks are wondering why the fuck would Gensec HAVE that branch in their company? A bit of food for thought: Have you ever SEEN a child in any heist (no, mods don't count) in Payday 1 or 2? I'd say they're doing a pretty good job to keep kids away from the Payday gang then. :p

[@cagkiller0317]

Just imagine the only time there are children you blast into a room and only realize your mistake afterwords. Like Spec Ops: The Line that shit.

[@Saltboi1823]

"Wolf, I just dropped the baby" " *DALLAS, WHAT THE FUCK!* "

[@ramblinnernd5905]

@Gabe Nason Baby’s first words: AAAAAGH! I NEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAG!

[@Saltboi1823]

@@ramblinnernd5905 4 heisters and a baby

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

They probably put them in their new indoor play centers, like their own version of Chuck E Cheese.

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

Nobody: That one fbi guy: “tHe CaPtAiN iS hErE”

[@krisztinacsubaknebatta5841]

0:34 Cloaker lookin' kinda thicc doe

[@mr.mann.7519]

don’t inspire THE artists, man

[@mr.mann.7519]

@Noah Ramirez THEM

[@captainfordo5055]

@Noah Ramirez I know of, THEM, I wish I did not though

[@laalaa9443]

**Starts doing it with cloaker**

[@captainfordo5055]

@@laalaa9443you are one of them

[@Paronak]

0:20 i'm crying

[@trainingben.]

Change title to 'Payday 2 One Down in a nutshell'

[@user-hy5hs2wk2i]

No.

[@trainingben.]

And what is the reason you disagree?

[@user-hy5hs2wk2i]

TrainingBen One Down is worse than that.

[@jim_brandon]

deleting my channel everybody knows

[@ThunderSkull214]

One Down in a nutshell: *Spawns in* -2 minutes later- *Mission Failed*

[@kokomello2858]

The flamethrower is such an awesome weapon, it destroys shields, normal units, teasers and cloackers, and since you can use it as a secondary you can have a minugun for bulldozers. Plus, with the right built, the game becomes way easier

[@cloakercloaker2948]

0:09 *When GROM Catching You on STEALING 1$

[@user-wg8co4mx7v]

0:18

[@modzmodzz]

0:19 MY GOD.

[@Moonst_]

YOUR GOD AHAHAHAHA

[@alexm.a.d892]

what did we learned :Never steal a sock

[@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644]

From bank manager

[@fndsfflamer1549]

Or the boys will fbi open up

[@Luukaar]

and break your knees

[@bencenagy5459]

@@Luukaar and steal it back

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

Must be a really valuable sock.

[@chilad5966]

*Me 5 years ago* Oh boy that's golden *Me 2 years ago, when I originally made this comment* Oh boy that's still golden *Me now* IT WILL FOREVER BE GOLDEN

[@epicgamer8108]

It still is

[@Star-ny3fm]

It still is

[@Satsumacustom]

It still is hah

[@gotem123]

@@epicgamer8108 For the Emperor!

[@ramblinnernd5905]

That it shall.

[@rangerarion6937]

I was half expecting a “you have been kicked” message

[@Kageryushi]

I thought I was the only one who used Freeze as the Heist Failed track.

[@CrownGamingAU]

Kageryushi I use it as menu music

[@kurokagethescrub9627]

Totally Harmless Same here.I just love Freeze,such a great track.

[@CrownGamingAU]

Koliapuk,Lord of Kawaii Every single time I see someone with that profile picture, I think it's me. I used that for so long :')

[@JCtheSpy]

Kageryushi Who composed "Freeze"? I tried to look it up but only found some shitty song by T-Pain.

[@Kageryushi]

Simon Viklund

[@Rayan-bj8wn]

Normal mode, 1 min till swats arrive Hard mode , 75 secs till cloakers are every where Very hard mode, 50 secs till cloakers and tasers are fucking you up Overkill mode, 30 secs till 5 bulldozers are in position Deathwish mode , 5 seconds till 10 bulldozers and a skulldozer were getting you arrested

[@Dushess]

Rayan Neffati 7 snipers scoping, and 3 flashbangs in flyy..

[@salmonbelmont7758]

Rayan Neffati Don't forget that on deathwish there is an army of cloakers everywhere

[@Rayan-bj8wn]

Do you hear that? "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

[@Volcano4981]

Yes, yes, on Death Wish the entire police force consists of mass-murdering-and-brutal specials and I'm pretty sure they have an infinite reserve of Skulldozer armour for cops to wear XD

[@explodingrat5409]

Why does hard mode take longer to arrive than normal (Yes, I know this comment is a year old. I don't care.)

[@jayjyuri8796]

I like how he just calmly uses a huge clipper to remove the bag carefully

[@jason_rodrigues]

-just spawned -breathed funny -whole goddamn US swat team is here

[@jayep7701]

the editing is perfect

[@xLithiumFlower1]

never get sick of these

[@lenelpobre1095]

Dallas:why so much shields? Bain: oh... Winters was drinking a coffe

[@zifrom7833]

0:02 when the camera finds me wearing armor

[@Dushess]

Please try Security Camera 2.0 with their rortation

[@zachawy3548]

good news dozer can run now

[@PresidentNUT]

Rip i can only do very hard...

[@c1lancy]

@@PresidentNUT I did shadow raid death sentence no cops were harmed and I was the only one

[@nutofwisdom791]

lol

[@animatorman1112]

Bulldozer*

[@aqua3234]

They now can sprint.

[@paragonoldchannel7906]

The most accurate one, I can't stop watching and grinning.

[@Refferixz]

I've never played death wish but this is accurate already

[@rubberhosetheprotogen7062]

I have and its accurate

[@VileFGC]

played one down and you can just multiply every special enemy by 4

[@jumisramen6854]

Even with a 80% dodge build I still get falcon kicked by some Sam Fisher wannabe

[@bencenagy5459]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET 80% DODGE?!

[@jumisramen6854]

@@bencenagy5459 by getting it

[@bencenagy5459]

@@jumisramen6854 god i hate you for that What skills did you use to get it, because i know for sure you need rouge

[@jumisramen6854]

@@bencenagy5459 I don't remember I don't play payday anymore but just search and also I may have overstated by saying 80%

[@frazza5503]

The max dodge you can get is 60 and 65 with the pocket ecm jammer effect, stop bullshitting.

[@spilia5876]

The most accurate dw in a nutshell video ive ever seen. Also, which song from the soundtrack is playing from 0:06 - 0:36?

[@doubl9775]

i know right it's amazingly accurate

[@RazerBandit]

Ode to greed

[@doubl9775]

:)

[@spilia5876]

Thanks

[@spilia5876]

***** Will do :)

[@onatefeozkeskin8278]

that cloaker part is accurate

[@michaelpomales8021]

Onat Efe Özkeskin except the cloaker just tackled Dallas, he‘ s not beating him senseless

[@theblevinator]

Guys, the 23-19, go get it.

[@mreee4290]

“AHHHHHHH I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG”

[@a0001521]

Now it's One Down in a nutshell

[@lordtachanka7384]

no comrade all of them would be bulldozers and cloakers, nothing else

[@jediknight4951]

wulululULULULU L U L U L U

[@farmerspaceboy2251]

WULULULLULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULULULULULULULU

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

+GS-Asriel-Dr6mr Work sharper! Not harder!

[@user-im2lw8wf9h]

WULULULULULULULULU

[@haymet100]

WULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULUULULULULULULUULULULUULUU "two seconds later" the big bank:failed reason cloaker

[@billymcgurl1316]

Dallas’ FUCK OH FUCK Is just perfect for describing what it’s like

[@rizkyahmadtaufiq6223]

0:15 bulldozer

[@tdgofficial6287]

0:04 When I get detected, or I find out they have a Titan safe.

[@helfire14]

TWENTY-THREE NINETEEN! *TWENTY THREE NINTEEEEEN!*

[@bluenoob4787]

I can watch this video all day and not get bored.

[@swisstusion4734]

This is offically my favorite vid

[@rabbitdrink]

on the cam it still shows a sock

[@HallowedAshes]

because the cam has X-ray and he was stealing a sock :V

[@johnsiddall9696]

0:04 When I find out I have a spider on my back

[@komodo1906]

Bulldozer: *i sleep* Cloaker: *REAL SHIT*

[@recon1506]

Nothing is more terrifying than the clocker sound in payday

[@theinternetpolice2078]

**detects four criminals** **calls in entire tactical unit**

[@mr.mann.7519]

*brings in the fbi*

[@benett6925]

aahhhhhhh I need a medic bag

[@josephward3463]

IM DYYYYYYYYIIIINNNNNGGGG

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I like how the Skulldozer had to use tweezers (or whatever it’s called) to extract the bag, as if it was a nuke from Meltdown.

[@a_1973_love_yourself]

"Gen-sec Child detection agency" then don't have even call then clowns anymore lol

[@nielsterhaar8166]

Can't Stop Laughing xD, Great Job Dude, this is so true

[@alexanderd.1078]

"Gensec: child detection" xD

[@dr.flowerpvzgw8442]

The one time anyone notices you it's a cloaket

[@barorome497]

"Guys, the door that leads to the inside of a bank vault, go get it"

[@Lucios1995]

Largest & Trustee? Also, the SWAT Van Turret

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

The Big Bank is named Largest & Trustee when compared to the normal bank which is Harvest & Trustee.

[@Dushess]

Lucios1995 This is playing before update.

[@vurlox]

This is actually better than real Deathwish

[@joulyaraneem1605]

i like the music

[@NaylenGamingTV]

This is really good editing :D good job :D

[@monxteer2513]

Me: I have back pain Google: We have the solution : ) The Solution:

[@jakdatboi]

0:04 when your doing homework in class and the teacher starts collecting it

[@satiricalstoringlife9832]

LOL

[@jumppad6799]

The professional doesn't need to kill those people y'know!

[@justdylan2957]

Cloakers to this day are terrifying

[@Richardluc1000]

When it's a good time to bring a grenade launcher. :D

[@deadeyesniper2053]

not accurate enough,needs a shit load of snipers

[@dignityspeeder2092]

The movie didn't have outside man so what?

[@stupit467]

Stealthed Shacklethorne auction on DS and ran out of pagers The very second the alarm triggered a Medic crawled through the basement window.

[@bounter_]

This is actually pretty well made

[@ripdetile6685]

2015 POG!

[@themillerman4572]

Why was this in my recommended

[@lisao6091]

Play this sound ( *WULULULULULULULULULULULULU* ) and you will know if your friend plays this game, cuz he will go: “AGHHHH I NEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAG”

[@lifeofvillagekidsvlog6403]

0:03 Fat Minion: FUCK! OH FUCK!

[@tiagosilva8493]

0:23 lithe People blith people Teaser Words not mines I dont writed wrong

[@alejandragoiburu7877]

That' s me playing in difficulty normal lol Im new in the game

[@bencenagy5459]

I wanna know how you get cloakers, tasers and skulldozers on normal

[@oanhtruchuynh5964]

This fits so well

[@The_Apples]

Me in a heist when my covers blown: 0:02 The leader: 0:07

[@IAmTehEllie]

shhhhh can u hear it its the sound of git gud

[@skullbulldozer7675]

haha yep basically you are not safe with us on deathwish

[@skullbulldozer7675]

Akseli Janhunen what

[@skullbulldozer7675]

Akseli Janhunen oh i thought you called me a child

[@Kiesl_LK]

+Akseli Janhunen cal 50 sniper ^^

[@Kiesl_LK]

Akseli Janhunen bothe of them

[@psycomaticpenguin]

bigbagbommerman a nuke

[@robertstark2102]

I like the clanging sounds of the shielders

[@saramserafinvazquez6879]

Bain: GET THE THERMAL DRILL GUYS WHERE RUNNING OUT OF TIME the drill: *across the street* When someone tries to go get it there greeted by: 0:24

[@luismercedes3520]

more like one down