Payday in a Nutshell

[@bruh4256]

What if you Wanted to complete a heist But god said *cloaker noise*

[@fressejetzt840]

I don't get it tbh i never played this game 😅 I just love his animations 😅

[@parrot-carrot9875]

a random person e if you are alone (no teammates, not bots) cloakers can’t train kung-foo on you. That’s a feature

[@Dr.Manninton]

That shit is very terrifying

[@drumhead7252]

WULULULULULULULULU

[@Pachu7655-i5d]

But god sais Drill is jammed for the 2719 try

[@rotten_milky]

i fear no cloaker. but that "sound"... ... it scares me.

[@tomjmj18]

BluuM TF2 reference, nice

[@joshuanoe5468]

They scare af I was doing a loud solo one of them just ran out and killed me on the last bag

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

TLALALLALALALALALLALALA

[@DragonGuy24]

Who designed the cloaker noise, Satan?

[@Dushess]

NEXT TIME, CHECK YOUR CORNERS!

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

3:10 To be fair, that man in the chicken mask did practically single handedly wipe out an entire branch of the Russian mafia without a scratch.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@Channel07 Richter doesn't exactly count. He was heading home, that was an ambush and not even by the Russians.

[@deathrow5261]

MacEleven yep

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

Jacket is his name

[@privatemcprivateson1054]

@MacEleven yep

[@chilliadistudios]

But when Russians come Pain follows

[@screm1471]

“i’ll never be taken hostage by the payday gang!” “i’ll give you 15 bucks and a bean burrito if you kill all your comrades” “bet”

[@upstagewaffle2191]

russianbadger

[@upstagewaffle2191]

men of culture surround me

[@pikleaim9646]

You dont site this with us

[@davidhong1934]

It's not any bean burrito It's Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

[@catcat1088]

@@davidhong1934 what?

[@sunnerssnag]

imagine a heist at a gym gym bags are still suspicious somehow

[@IllyaA100]

Or better at a mall with sport shops.

[@tatakae6730]

what can you rob at a gym?

[@elizabeth5561]

Payday logic: Wearing sunglasses with a fat stack of money in hand is illegal

[@funnygamer5405]

@@elizabeth5561 well Its because they think you're a rich douchebag in this universe ain't no one going to have that slide

[@TurtleBot354]

Body bags? Makes sense, loot bags? That shit is suspicious as hell. At least body bags have blood on the outside of them so its justified

[@thebronjame213]

5:22 "it's gonna be a cloaker it's gonna be a cloaker, its- yep it's a cloaker

[@dom-hx7ki]

Cloakers...the "bain" of every heist nearly 100% completed.

[@leandrodonoso4137]

not that the cloaker can not knock you down if only you are left? or was that just with bots?

[@thebronjame213]

@@leandrodonoso4137 I'm pretty sure they leave you alone in you start without bots or without anybody not while you are in-game

[@kothostov]

Cloakers doesn't attack if you play alone

[@HoppingSkipper]

*WOLOWLOLWOWLWOWLWLWO* intensifies

[@MidouBronx]

sometimes i hear the drill jammed sound in my dreams and i wake up and scream "Hoxton fix the fucking drill' what a nightmare

[@generalblackout8633]

just smack the drill with your money bundle you know what im sayinh

[@ShadowKueken]

generalblackout Works half the time

[@generalblackout8633]

exactly but so far i fail for like 20 games in 70 games?

[@SynthGirl64]

Midou Bronx That's amazing! I wanna do that! xD

[@scundo3128]

Midou Bronx e

[@theblazinggamer5289]

3:51 When you're trying to mark a guard in stealth

[@VeAlone.]

Underrated

[@lighttank3905]

So true m8

[@saramserafinvazquez6879]

Lol

[@PowerCat3008]

nice

[@ericschuh9394]

My favorite is when you walk up behind them and shoot them and they turn around and instantly arrest you

[@ballinspector7304]

theif with no armor:* 20 shots later still alive* swat: *3 shots and dead*

[@stinkymonke3622]

A extremely high tech armor on a elite special unit - dies from one shot with a arrow

[@vermin4275]

@@stinkymonke3622 Arrows are like, pointy n shit.

[@Catalin168]

I hate that fucking ninja police

[@KoishiVibin]

@@stinkymonke3622 Who would win, an ex-special forces trooper who is equipped with one of the most advanced armors known to man and armed with advanced weapons... Or one pointy fly boi

[@HelmetTW]

@@Catalin168 cloacker not ninja

[@Thatoneguy-kf4vx]

Who would win? Four professionally trained thieves who have executed many dangerous operations Or One cloaky boi

[@joshuanoe5468]

Decently one cloaker boi

[@he4twave]

Brass nuckles

[@lordtachanka2748]

Be alone

[@rikingg5629]

more like: Who would win: The whole fucking SWAT team that recruited professional soldiers from around the world or Four masked bois

[@savage7882]

I mean, the latter is a professionally trained operator who has exrcuted many professionally trained thieves lol

[@disow6587]

2:42 character : dallas , voice : chains = logic

[@JimmehRulez]

No

[@tvgaming2132]

But chains honestly has the best voice

[@dom-hx7ki]

*inhales and exhales for a while* ....GET THE FUCK UP!

[@johnyoung4441]

*AHHHHHH, I NEEED A MEDIC BAG*

[@parkercoughlin2226]

CHAIINNZZ

[@zzeettyyaa]

This aged pretty dang well so far.

[@34-02ГригорийСедловский]

It's just the game that didn't change

[@havelthedeadinside1799]

@@34-02ГригорийСедловский the community has. Infamy players are known to be complete pricks to non infamy players even ones who help or do a better job than infamy players, everything is now about stupid builds and no body can enjoy talking about how they like to go in loud and people cry about how he should he using DoDgE or some other stupid build that completely just ruins the fun of it

[@generalgrievous92]

@@havelthedeadinside1799 lmao sounds like it hasn't changed a bit from years ago

[@1_am_Death]

It did

[@Hentry_]

Da

[@anduro7448]

3:09 In the first few versions of this skill, the converted unit was forced to wear a bomb; the player told them that either they would serve the heisters or they would explode. This has since been removed due to fear of negative reviews. The post-conversion quotes are still spoken by the convert.

[@jockeyfield1954]

it wasn't exactly a fear of negative reviews, it was more or less too dark for the payday gang. they're heisters that rob banks, not terrorists that shoot up airports

[@silvergaming3953]

@@jockeyfield1954 Not terrorist? *Laughs in hoxton breakout and the white house*

[@beans3757]

@@jockeyfield1954 They cooked fucking METH in a OLD HOUSE, getting attacked by the ENTIRETY OF THE FBI, sold that meth to ANOTHER GANG who BETRAYED THEM, stole the documents to GET ANOTHER GANG KILLED, KILLED LEADERS OF SAID GANG, AND THAT IS ALL IN ONE FUCKING MISSION

[@7_colored_puppeteer]

@proud hufflepuff correction: it was to steal presidential pardons

[@cly7894]

Wait converts have lines?

[@thelivingcactus9348]

0:55 I fear no quantity of Skulldozers But that interaction circle *IT SCARES ME*

[@GoAway3729]

Shit you right

[@ekking1]

must be why the drill was broken

[@Beyondgoated]

Love this meme

[@showedkiller4561]

Its so cursed...

[@Jacob-ge1py]

Fun fact, a standard drill can only jam up to three times without being stopped by the police. Damned if it doesn't feel like a million though

[@dreamEnd]

Guys, the thermal drill.

[@Icy-nee-san]

SpectreAmazing Go get it.

[@JonWaterfall]

Main reason I go engineer. Also shaped charges.

[@kagenognade]

Technician's C4:Blow up a safe no problem HRL-7(Based on real life anti-tank RPG-7):Can blow up tank and Dozers,but not a small safe nor a turret mounted on a van. JUST PAYDAY THINGS

[@vesardi2479]

NoMercy CptKage Why do you think that it's anti-tank? RPG-7 is only capable to take down tanks with HEAT-warheads. In Payday it shoots most likely HE- or Thermobaric-warheads which are meant to take down infantry.

[@unknowledgablenoob6698]

+SpectreAmazing Its really annoying isn't it? If you go and pick it up then dump it back down Bain will shut up.

[@stormytrooper52]

“WHAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY MADE THIS DRILL”

[@cathymilner744]

Probably China or some shit

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

@@cathymilner744 China has changed to make good shit tho

[@cathymilner744]

@@f1r3hunt3rz5 it might be some intriguing shit but everything I bought that was made in china didnt last longer than a month

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

@@cathymilner744 actually yeah, you're right. They make affordable shit but well you get what paid for

[@cathymilner744]

@@f1r3hunt3rz5 could have been worse. It could have came with a free mystery virus lmao

[@Ssionn]

1:55 is so accurate, everyone defo goes loud just to hear this

[@railbaron1]

"Come On, I didn't buy a minigun and queue up razermind just so I could raid the Department of Justice Quietly."

[@laziwastaken]

@@railbaron1 that ammo doesn't belong to you

[@railbaron1]

@@laziwastaken Does It Matter? I'd be more then Happy to give The Department of Justice their Bullets Back.

[@sr.slugsalad3629]

@@railbaron1 bajur is funni internet man

[@GoldMoonGuy]

@@railbaron1 haha hundred mods go brrrr

[@jemr3]

John wick: *exists* People: ok John wick: *inserts glasses onto face* Cloakers: so anyway I started blasting

[@Im_Vengeance_im_the_shadows]

Contactor .308 sniper rifle: so anyways I started blasting

[@shougozero259]

Don’t you mean Cloakers: so anyways I started drop kicking

[@imjustaslav9076]

Navy cloakers: So, i started running.

[@vao4037]

Skulldozers: so anyways i started not dying

[@lokyinng5155]

John wick: **beat the sxxt out of clocker**

[@GrandDukeCaesar]

Plan B Pros: Badass music by Lord Simon Viklund. Love it and it's true.

[@ragej3832]

Tiberius Caligula your comment has a ton of likes but you don't know about it because no one commented to tell you about how many likes it has so here is your comment about all the likes. You're welcome good sir.

[@traci089]

Badass music hah it's cool and badass

[@Silversurfergio]

The reason why i go loud on hoxton,s revenge bavkstab

[@stinkymonke3622]

So sad ... Simon play razormind

[@yurikovRUKR762]

5:04 If you're playing solo or everyone except you is in custody, Cloaker's AI will order to never charge at you, the only time it will charge even if you're the last is if the cloaker starts charging at you and your last standing teammate recently just got doened.

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

I am so thankful for this mechanic because if it wasn’t true my most recent casino heist would have failed because my last ally was RUNNING for the finish.

[@velikanboi]

But now with Restoration Mod, your nightmare has came true because cloakers can do that.... or Crackdown, I have no clue which one but it's there

[@luxandfero]

I think Chains was downed, not cuffed (why would he lie then? :D)

[@velikanboi]

@@luxandfero I forgot the cuff system was a thing, haven't played crime spree in a while

[@replacesoundboard]

@@velikanboi I had my AIs getting cuffed during a Death Wish Cook Off. They tried to camp inside the bathroom, and the GenSec guys came in and cuffed them. It wasn't even a Crime Spree but a regular mission.

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Well, guards are really smart. If they act like they do not see me, I do not kill them.

[@greg77389]

+Viktor Reznov The numbers! What do they mean?!

[@j-hod6274]

+Doritos DaBoss if mason and resnov robbed a bank together......what a crew

[@ralphdiaz1241]

REZONOV TELL THE TRUTH, ARE YOU IN BO3?

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

ralph diaz I hope not.

[@ralphdiaz1241]

Viktor Reznov​ k

[@randodox8375]

1:23 Ah yes, good ol double safe bug. I miss that shit.

[@Nietabs]

@Samuel Parsons same

[@oktarianist6174]

Rng modifier mod brings that back, but you can drill both safes at the same time

[@mantsuplayer2203]

2:40 inspire in a nutshell

[@zachly6555]

Yeah

[@lighttank3905]

That is hilarious

[@joshuarobinson8529]

No matter how many pieces you find yourself in... You're always one yell away from new life.

[@RioFlashGaming]

2:40 The fact that the Chains voice line is so iconic that they used it on Dallas just makes me feel good about being a Chains main :D

[@replacesoundboard]

Last time I used Chains, he never used that line when using Inspire. I was kinda disappointed :(

[@randydo597]

*attempts to do stealth and forgets to put on private match* xXnOScoPeR420Xx has joined the game. Police have been alerted due to gunfire...

[@gerardmagos3608]

every...fucking...time (the music is badass tho so no regrets there also i dont give a shit at this point)

[@wesleynogues4527]

Yeah, whenever I join a game, that isn't marked loud, I'll check what everyone's wearing and using first. It's been fairly reliable so far.

[@acewolfgang276]

Same here man, glad to know i'm not the only one

[@pcport2698]

Randy do 1:20 The text at the bottom of the drill says 1 year XD

[@ImSadswag]

Ace Wolfgang j

[@jeffukarosta4500]

0:10 I love how Wolf doesn't even try to hide his identity

[@kicker19539]

wolf is walter white.... makes since

[@cryingchihuahua487]

I really love mask that hides my whole face

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

John just wears sunglasses

[@papyrusapu5078]

More scaring things in the world: 5° minecraft cave noises 4° arachnids 3° door screech 2° Fart in the bus 1° *cloacker noises*

[@asewuibv2]

and bronco cops

[@aqua3234]

My most scariest things in the world: 5. An army of Bulldozers 4. Blind kids 3. *cloaker noise* 2. An army of Medics with the Hydra mutator 1. Bronco cops

[@papyrusapu5078]

@Gregorio Alenzo true

[@Portoman1923]

papyrus Apu OLAOLAOLAOLA

[@934strawberryfields]

I play payday so much with my friends even when im playing by myself i will scream out CLOAKER LCOAKEFLCOAKLECOOSKDODKDKDUCUF

[@heyitsvalkyr]

The lack of "Ahh, I need a medic bag" and "Guys, go get the drill" worries me.

[@-kuroyukihime-]

3:17 wow perfect sync

[@rosalindaherrera5350]

That's pretty good

[@arisingaquilla]

Baby driver the game

[@Hank..]

anyone who doesnt jump, crouch, and 180 while getting in the escape van to end the mission isnt payday material

[@TheXProductions23]

best comment 10/10

[@mihai2010ist]

damn right!

[@dmitriyisupov400]

Also clokers not knoking down last player standing

[@ayusai27]

so true

[@Denjiz777]

I always jump on top of the van xD

[@satt47-74]

Me: Hear wululululululu Also me: *CURRENT OBJECTIVE:* *SURVIVE*

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Lol

[@aqua3234]

*Looks around*

[@smarty_artist1265]

Me: hears no no sound behind me Also me: CONFUSED SCREAMING

[@manglicious]

Literally 5 seconds later: *MISSION FAILED*

[@Vitaliuz]

05:11 Right in the feels.

[@shannongrady1603]

5:23 reminds me of the time I was playing the last day on framing frame when two black bulldozers and a cloaker Entered the server room where I was by myself

[@m1ndfr34k3]

time for some bbc: black bulldozer cooking

[@mr.e1048]

I once got snuck in a room with a taser two bulldozers and a managed to get out of there when suddenly I hear it...WULULULULULULUL

[@ugandanmetalsonic8879]

its not called a black bulldozer its called A SKULLDOZER

[@mr.e1048]

I never see them. Well probably because I never play above overkill

[@dnaderelmasry7973]

Black bulldozer ? RACIST

[@cupofcocoa]

4:05: "Yes. I know it's suspicious but we can't do anything because our suspicion meter isn't full. I don't know how that would make any sense but this is PayDay."

[@sergis6924]

But it makes fucking sense now, The cops when they are suspicious, they will try to investigate it, What the fuck Rong Rong?

[@Col.Belov_2019_Ru]

Silverr Rose 1:56 Сделай 10 часовую версию этого шедевра!

[@Callofmuts]

GREF this was made 2 years ago what the fuck GREF

[@ee-ql7hl]

"LOGIC!" 3-5 seconds later :sees Gym Bag: 0.0...... CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!! -puts on glasses- TERRORISTTTTTT CALL THE FUCKING ARMY

[@Tox1cAshes]

4:29 is what you want, 0.25 speed

[@AntiDragon]

4:42 I want 2x speed

[@skelchshow8496]

Lmao

[@NotFnny]

4:30

[@refleccos2079]

wow she got naked for a split second

[@misterghoul9457]

its a rongrong easter egg, you can find those in most, good hunting if you havent had the luxory of finding them all before

[@norhht]

With the drills, don't forget about the perk that allows you to just slap the everliving shit out of it until it works again

[@replacesoundboard]

That skill is a (relatively) recent addition. 8 years ago, people were asking for it to be added.

[@lælælæl0]

Girls locker room: Ugh I hate PE Boys locker room: 1:59

[@TrKm3W]

me and the boys when the alarm sounds in shadow raid

[@cyclops9750]

Unknown User123 lmao 🤣 TRUEEE

[@Cairo40000]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!!!

[@honyar124]

We be partying

[@timberwolf2869]

whats the name of the song? :p

[@TheStrongVirus]

Payday logic: *Heister fires all his bullets and starts to reload* Police SWAT unit comes round the corner with shotgun: “I’ve got you now.” Heister still reloading, completely defenceless: “Hands up.” SWAT: “Ah! Ok, I’m sorry.” *Drops weapon, raises hands* *Heister finishes reloading runs up and blasts him point blank in the face*

[@Firefox7755]

@Aptezo *laughs in aced surefire, aced body expertise, aced Low Blow and HVT*

[@JEST3R_]

2:42 didn't expect that 😂

[@miikanybacka76]

Inspired by Dallas

[@loosescrew472]

Gotta love inspire

[@ADeeSHUPA]

FaZe Libertarian hahaha

[@userofusername4981]

MikeziTDM is that a payday 2 joke?

[@ttvsleetz8926]

I maxed medic for that reason

[@8ig0r86]

4:57 Actually, a situation like this cannot happen, because Cloakers will never kick a player if their teammates are down/in custody/being tased/etc. Same when playing solo without AI teammates

[@KieranTheCatboy]

Ok nerd

[@armedangel9111]

🤓

[@doitfaster9553]

Not when the game first came out

[@Framb]

the first time I played payday 2, at one point the broken drill sound effect kept playing even after I finished the heist.I now know the meaning of hell.

[@PenumbraDev]

I feel you

[@CrafterboeyMiner]

Before I got game and saw videos:DJIDNDOFNE I EUUUUNTEEEEEEEE NUUUUW....after:I WUNT TO PLAY VEVERY ONE LETS STEALH DIS ISMDOMWIJF DORITOS TIMES RKFNDINWK

[@CrazycarTwentyone]

lol

[@generalblackout8633]

oh boy its my jam-med

[@sonnyboi1297]

*BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.*

[@satt47-74]

3:24 Real Guard vs Payday Guard

[@jackrose3542]

Sasquatch it’s a joke you dumb fuck

[@critical28yearsago90]

Rock Puncher oh yes, thanks for pointing that out now would you point out why your parents had you?

[@jackrose3542]

critical ! Who the fuck are you?

[@CosFredAdventure]

Playing as scarface : - everything’s okay ? - how much wood would a wodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ? -...

[@tonilawrence5968]

Ah yes wodchuck

[@yaro-gazoz]

Me Playing as scarface Me also robs scarfaces Mansion

[@PAYDAYGame]

who watches this in 2021

[@civilpigeon1581]

Did you come here right after pinning rong comment?

[@jamesm.9616]

I do, very proudly.

[@gokayozturk7198]

Me proudly as well

[@bathroomdwane9521]

Maybe, maybe.

[@ceccotv2419]

2023

[@Mctaonald02]

What the heck. She's naked for split second in 4:29. Slow the video if you didn't catch it because i had too.

[@Tunic_]

I still couldn't catch it

[@Mctaonald02]

@@Tunic_ It's extremely fast try slowing it down perfectly before they move to next scene.

[@azraelsaint499]

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

[@azraelsaint499]

@@michaelpomales8021 With imagination it can be anything

[@michaelpomales8021]

Azrael Saint I don’t want to know what you people are imagining

[@mitchellbarton7915]

"We are going to kill lots of people. Bring your most intimidating mask!" Me: *Doge mask and a minigun* Edit: I did this before I knew who the Russian badger was. So no, I'm not copying him. Also, My minigun is a löng boi. I don't use the rinky dink. I compensa-- I mean display.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Its a M134 not a Minigun

[@aubrimus2410]

that is the plan yes

[@bryan5873]

We need akimbo vulcan miniguns

[@falsecides]

@@bryan5873 lmao

[@TheRattYT]

I'm not gonna lie, if a dude with a minigun and a doge mask showed up... I'd be fucking *terrified.*

[@stoner63reflex65]

1:58 its nice to see heisters and police having a good time together, i guess razormind is just that damn good!

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I sometimes imagine the cops are distracted by the game’s amazing music, and that when the heist goes loud everyone can actually hear the music in game. It would probably explain their brain dead IQ.

[@BiggerGringo]

I just wanted to say it's always a joy for me to come back here and watch this every now and then, and that I appreciate your work, especially the "Nutshell" series.

[@Shirwatel]

the escape van fail is soooo funny !!! that freakin' cloaker gets me everytime

[@fuwameanssoft]

Shirwatel Simini Never actually seen a Cloaker. Might be because I'm not on PC so there is no Death Wish option.

[@Shirwatel]

Alebrax it has nothing to do with pc , if you are playing payday 2 on xbox than you should get the compatibility pack for this game , & you must play it on Overkill difficulty !! This cloaker is a real pain in the ass !!

[@fuwameanssoft]

Compatibility pack? Is that a DLC?

[@Shirwatel]

Alebrax yes it is If you're on jtag/rgh here is a link to download the dlc : www.mediafire.com/folder/74x9f6yxy8a1w/Payday%202%20DLC

[@dacheese111]

If only 1 player is not in custody, cloakers can't charge. This is to prevent the game from being lost cheaply. THIS CARTOON IS INNACURATE.

[@evildeeds1874]

last night i was doing cook off loud on death sentence( we wanted to see how long we would last, were not crazy) and 5 cloaker ran inside at once and violated our privacy , 2 of us are in therapy from the trauma

[@Handlessuck1]

payday only allows 2 cloakers max at a time

[@hypercam8173]

It differs on what difficulty you're on.

[@Handlessuck1]

@Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 i forgot about that sorry.

[@matthewsquires8387]

Holy fuck I had no Idea that many could even spawn in one place

[@shadi2962]

Max amount of cloakers is 2 starting from very hard all the way up to death sentence, probably a mod

[@GregChudley]

You used Chains' voice for Dallas saying "Get the fuck up" 0/10 unrealistic

[@BanKai-_-]

I'm pretty sure that's Dallas voice

[@Mysteryzer0]

+Andrew Serrano that was chains

[@meguro_vlogs2170]

+Jakob Goldinger 0/10 unrealistic 10/10 fun

[@Macephtopheles]

+Jakob Goldinger It's putting the black in black magic.

[@IanChunck]

SHIIIIIIELD! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEELD!!!!!! OH S#!T CLOAKER!!

[@websitecommentator2825]

Going gray in The Big Bank on death sentence while 3/4 bags are taken is the most intense shit

[@apollyon4873]

Theres also that one kid that puts a suppressor on his judge for a steath mission, but then use HE rounds.

[@piromancr387]

Wait that is me,seriously i did not know why it doesent work .Thak you man.

[@Freeemon]

@@piromancr387 you used HE rounds in stealth and u didnt know why it didnt work?

[@frostywhiskers5292]

Lol

[@piromancr387]

@@Freeemon yeah i was like infamy 8 and i did not do stealth mission ever because they always detect me ,but when i saw comment i passed my first stealth mission.

[@06overshot13]

U 001?

[@Ian._]

4:58 Stealth was never an option...

[@jiri3138]

Plot twist: The Cloaker at 5:23 Was Hoxton trying to get his Mask Back

[@nameless6254]

Underrated comment lmao

[@thegamingvillager2392]

DontBotherMeh Okay spooc

[@RebeI01]

Timmy gang

[@camilator2000]

Wena po Timmy

[@RebeI01]

@@camilator2000 el tomas

[@Bone_Incidents]

Every 0.2 seconds “THIS DRILL IS FUCKING USLESS” “WHO ARE THESE GUYS EX MILITARY?!” “OH SHIT BULL DOZER!!”

[@The73MPL4R]

Let's not forget pulling an infinite number of drills from nowhere but can't carry two keycards

[@Inescapable]

and how the characters can carry an ass ton of jewellery but only 9 cuffs

[@danishshukryzen]

rong rong always do that XD

[@nathank-jw7uv]

They can carry too, if everyone has 1 keycard and someone goes into custody they have 2 :P

[@pooklee2198]

Or that key cards only have one use

[@unstoppablebeast5742]

At 2:41 Dallas's voice turned to chains voice

[@taroxw]

Puberty man

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

DatCrazyduck 599 yes I knoe

[@DragonGuy24]

How bout’ you shut up and get the fuck up

[@hereitcgaming9294]

Chains is Dallas anger voice (And the mean one in his head)

[@PaulJohnarthan]

I'm a little sad that there isn't an "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a medic bag" joke in here somewhere, that would have made it 11/10

[@riley2216]

I need a fooking medik bag

[@TheCritz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIC8pIiHfKqMl6s

[@boorah12]

...or "Chains is in a pickle."

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Look at the date, fatty

[@tazzakaakao1239]

Or when dude just yells "body bag case here" in stealth and nobody gives a shit

[@Sebbers0]

4:29 pause at the right moment

[@acatz9462]

me with a playback speed option

[@juanf2527]

da cats

[@therothegreen1239]

2:41 when my mom trying wake me up

[@cherryicecream_]

I played that at full volume

[@coffee_tea_whiskey]

Try to watch this at 0.25 I promise, worth it

[@kinkaku8094]

XDDD I'M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGH XD

[@michaelpomales8021]

Legacy714 rip

[@mk_production28]

WHY THEY PUT ANIME CHARACTERS AGHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@justindaily1677]

*sees blood* it's nothing *sees gym bag* "call every defense force there is in the world!"

[@FroztYcle4737]

Makes TOTAL sense

[@alvin253]

4:05 Yes, I know it's suspicious but we can't do anything because our suspicion meter isn't full. I don't know how that would make any sense but this is Payday

[@joaobaptistazanin3637]

Five years later, and this is still funny as hell, damn

[@thespecialist4442]

2:40 literally had me in tears. Funny as fuck lmao

[@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646]

The ironic part about that is that the audio is actually one of CHAINS' LINES, so, yeah

[@phantom_demize3664]

I'm making that my new alarm clock

[@KadRSP]

I actually started coughing from how much I was laughing.

[@FroztYcle4737]

I couldn’t help myself I just INSTANTLY started laughing

[@darebrained]

Me, a PAYDAY vet: "That actually can't happen because cloakers cannot charge if only one player isn't in custody."

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

Why

[@darebrained]

@@zXHAcKeRzXz because that's how it is coded. The only way a cloaker can make a heist fail with the kick is if between him starting the charge and him downing you every other member of your team got downed. (If he shoots you he can obv make it still fail.)

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

@@darebrained so it's pretty much a fake

[@aqua3234]

It’s made to prevent the Cloakers from cheesing the Payday gang. Though Tasers can still tased you regardless, since you have a chance to get out.

[@darebrained]

@@aqua3234 Correct.

[@nucleus691]

Its funny because they will literally call the army. Aka ZEAL Team.

[@crishernandez6657]

ZEAL is only on one down

[@king.apocalypse4357]

Isn't murky water the military?

[@crishernandez6657]

DozerGamingTM Yes, but they're not the government military. They're privately funded

[@lisafrazier1718]

HIS GOT A GLASSES

[@veilassassin8773]

0

[@Bedic-Mag]

This is bringing back new levels of nostalgia man can't comprehend.

[@ocean_booi]

1:58 Me, the boys and our alien friend after storming area 51.

[@FiregodJMM]

Play this at 0.25

[@echo5989]

I guess the alien is Cloaker

[@dritz_1141]

I fear no alien but that thing (Cloaker) IT SCARES ME

[@Chris69420_]

@@echo5989 fart and screams confirmed

[@echo5989]

@@Chris69420_ Negative

[@eolus1513]

"GET THE FUCK UP" I legit was dying lmao

[@adrianholowa9556]

NASuspect and then you got the f*ck up

[@lavalordgaming8066]

0:40 hey Vsauce Michael here.

[@satt47-74]

LavaLord Gaming wow

[@akipuffy]

OMG LOL

[@sandrayalonso]

WOAH

[@FireWolfGaming101]

0:54 “I’m going to drill the safe” leaves match goes to jewelry store

[@teoyuxiangX3]

HAS ANYBODY FOUND THE TIARA YET

[@megashae468]

teoyuxiangX3 in the safe

[@AndyAshes]

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE BACK

[@Max200012]

oh my fucking God I hate this shit

[@L7vanmatre]

GUYS FIND THE TIARA WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

[@ladislavskop4601]

27 seconds on the OVERKILL, lets do th...

[@lordtachanka5543]

I need an infinite loop of a heavy SWAT member, a cloaker, a taser and Dallas dancing to Razormind.

[@RukasuInoru]

Warning: *Interesting shrimp facts at the end of this video*

[@praescia]

Rukasu Mizukiyo Finish Sailors you say? Huh, impressive. (I am not able to pause a video, if it enters the last second or so. Is that usual? Had to time a screenshot right to actually read it. :D) Also 4:29 ^.^

[@tsavorix2993]

+Rukasu Mizukiyo "Did you know that the first shrimp was discovered in 1967 by a group of Finnish sailors? I didn't either, facts can really be surprising! Okay, sorry to waste your time.Thank you for pausing as usual!! I will end the video now."

[@santiagomendez246]

"Imagine you're a police veteran that's two months away from retirement and you go to one final dispatch, and some shitter with a fucking doge mask direct impacts you with an RPG"

[@patu9846]

Payday in a Nutshell: Play a hard game and get 3milj $ Be like ''OMG THATS LOT MONEY'' Buy gun 0$ left

[@skinnypenis4373]

PatU most of that shit goes to offshore u will get like 50k lmao

[@antowill3133]

Skinny penis atleast you could bet that shit

[@iceoriental123]

Damn taxes

[@KoNkYDoNgV2]

PatU more like buy an attachment

[@dzenever]

Christian Gibbia yeah

[@cometchris1090]

90% of heists end up going loud. If you decide to do it stealthily, you can't set your group to public. You'll end up with someone coming in with a minigun blasting half way through your stealth. Also yes, you can literally fall or run past the cops right in front of them and they wont do anything. Unless that gauge hits max nothing happens. Had some funny moments with that.

[@kamilslup7743]

Let me tell about notoriety (roblox knockoff of payday), you can do public stealth, but it hurts your soul (unless they all above lvl 50) because the cool weapons like RPG or minigun are locked behind gamepasses.

[@NonExpert240]

1:55 for you sir or madam

[@BT--tt8rl]

Nope.avi

[@SintreYT]

God what’s the name of the song

[@BT--tt8rl]

@@SintreYT razormind

[@Balloons250]

Many thanks!

[@lincolnclay898]

Thx

[@só.renato]

4:29 Keep in slow motion as much as possible

[@fermosofiore1336]

Too low

[@localshowershitter9675]

What in the-

[@KeithX2024]

I thought I was the only one who noticed the hidden frame!

[@só.renato]

​@@KeithX2024mano, eu tinha 12 anos lol

[@KeithX2024]

I don’t speak Taco Bell. Sorry

[@generic__]

Heister: *Gets shot 35 times* Heister: *Is still alive* Cloaker: *Kicks Heister* Heister: *Gets immediately downed*

[@kyrieespayos2580]

*Brings a 4 Shot Missle launcher* Cops:Good Morning Citizen *Brings a Pistol and a Smg* Cops:Good Morning Citizen *Puts on Sunglasses* Cops:CALL BACKUP AND THE ENTIRE ARMY AND CLOAKERS

[@Chonkmeister850]

*AND CLOAKERS*

[@KoishiVibin]

Heister: Wears unique superheavy body armor, carrying a light machine gun, longsword, armor-piercing SMG, hand grenades, and bag full of ammunition Cop: G'day! Heister: Puts on mask Cop: HOLY CUNTFUCKERS, GET DOWN! *dials Seal Team 6*

[@KoishiVibin]

@Magnus Von Braun >Tfw four dudes with clown masks blend entire teams covered in body armor and protected by shields, without more than a smol scratch

[@aqua3234]

*See a vault of valuables opened* Me: Eh. This seems fine. *Sees a blue bag dropped on the floor of the vault* Me: *OH MY GOD QUICK CALL THE ZEAL TEAM*

[@matthewsquires8387]

*cloaker noises nearby* Me: oh shit oh fuck no God please no, no, NOOOOOO

[@revan2083]

4:04 Anime subtitles be like:

[@JimmehRulez]

E

[@2Node]

M

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

I

[@datboi4098]

Anime is gay

[@comradeskipper5232]

@@datboi4098 agreed

[@gunmunz]

3:17 Con: shooting your friends and coworkers. Helping a violent gang of robbers. Getting killed by your friends Pro: 2 bean burritos Worth.

[@idontknowwhoiam468]

Heisted: *put on some glasses* Civilian: “idk,that’s kinda sus”

[@jeremy.90210]

I think it cause you pull out a gun right after that

[@idontknowwhoiam468]

@@jeremy.90210 well what if I didn’t, like I just bring out a large comedic golden spoon? The spoon can’t hurt anybody if I don’t use it as one

[@jeremy.90210]

@@idontknowwhoiam468 lol that makes sense too

[@Nitfluad]

Dallas isn't only resurrection expert he also can steal voices from his allies!

[@KyuutoFoxFX]

0:50 Everytime I play John Wick

[@someone7931]

Everyone:You fuck kido

[@michaelpomales8021]

SpiralFox FX 5:22 every time i play payday solo

[@critical28yearsago90]

CPF2112R gaming you can play without AI

[@toniwhalin6813]

Heister: comeon almost there! Cloaker: I'm here and i brought mouthdropping kicks

[@corporategunner5972]

5:21 Hoxtons thoughts: I am gonna make it, I am so close! *Sees Cloaker* Oh Hell No!!!

[@atypicalyorkshireman3809]

Well it’s actually Houston because he was like: hippity hoppity your mask is now my property

[@mr.arbiter996]

@@atypicalyorkshireman3809 fr tho

[@dmdkelmeme884]

... the names Houston

[@fastgunnns3881]

Oh shi-

[@fantical5562]

The most hilarious part of this video is Dallas' face mask

[@kirillmarine5157]

Need a medic bag?

[@ProperlyGaming]

CommunistMan nah it's definitley the witch doctor part when he yells at the dead kid to ""GET THE FUCK UP" and he just pops up.

[@TheSkypetube]

That only reason to go loud is.... True IT'S FUCKING BADASS

[@LimeDoe]

TheSkypetube and the fact it is 100% less time consuming and tedious than stealth.

[@CBeavr]

Lime Doe and also less BORING

[@autoporridge]

qMattp If your really impatient. Some sealths takae up to 1+ hour

[@anthrax1328]

Lime Doe So you complete it instantly? It doesn't take a lot longer to do stealth if you know what you're doing(and the guard paths don't decide to be a bitch) and some people like the tediousness.

[@LimeDoe]

anthrax stealth with retards is time consuming, and it's time consuming and generally not worth the effort if you have a minor slip up its all fucked, why is everyone saying loud takes as long? it doesn't and there is a better pay off. Hoxton Breakout for example.

[@notinuse203]

2:40 this kid is in custody tie up some hostages to bring him back

[@lilskeet8963]

4:30 Nice job man lmao

[@HeroGoldenLegacy]

SteVe

[@mab3667]

Titz

[@kitz567]

The last one is so true XD

[@balazss7178]

I knew that was going to happen! lel lel

[@waldo3934]

WeebMeme i hate the feeling when you are almost done and then sike

[@sargentsteveEr]

WeebMeme GET THE FUCK UP

[@waldo3934]

one time i said good no cloakers here guess what happend 2 seconds later PS:i know the feeling

[@tyleron5459]

Catano_Gaming cloakers wont take down last standing player/soloist. this video is just a joke but im laughing my ass off right now

[@AlluidTheGamer]

You forgot... Civilian sees John Wick, starts screaming: "OH MY GOD IT'S KIANU REEVES!!! CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH!!!" John Wick puts on glasses to read something... "OH SHIT IT'S A ROBBERY!!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!"

[@Pennycilin3]

Why.. It's just a glasses..

[@AlluidTheGamer]

His default mask is a pair of sunglasses, hence the joke

[@germanoverlord8655]

Well, when putting your Mask/Glasses on, you're also equipping your main Weapon, which sorta makes you look like a Robber :p

[@cindymarie3245]

see, steve wouldve resisted, but he faced jacket, the same guy who made the cloaker shiver in terror

[@pumpk1n934]

It true that is why most people no 1 reason to go loud is that the music is so badass

[@michaelpomales8021]

Undead Skull Razormind for life

[@anarchistlilia]

also its not need a fucking BRAIN

[@speedtubertm6319]

or you suck at stealth

[@speedtubertm6319]

World Painted [Laughs in Stealth Only]

[@wizzem7890]

@@speedtubertm6319 solo stealth is alright. Solo loud is amazingly fun. Multiplayer loud is Fun beyond belief. Multiplayer stealth sucks. Stealth has at least one guy not playing the game.

[@AzrealTheDemon]

that drill part you aint lying i have to at least restart the drills every 35 seconds

[@DrStephen99]

lunarsmoke Thank god drills can jam up to 3 times. Otherwise imagine the horror...

[@AzrealTheDemon]

yeah oh dear god no!

[@elliebrooke3987]

Dr. Stephen [Max Lvl Tem] unless cops f***** with it

[@AnalogFlame]

lunarsmoke just get the skill where there's a chance it'll restart on its own or the one where u can melee it to fix it

[@AzrealTheDemon]

yeah kickstarter and uh i dont remember the other one

[@lleytonrogers6507]

1:57 when the teacher leaves the room for one second

[@wscharlz9398]

6

[@funwithgttop3481]

I have a deep explanation for those of you who never played payday 2 or don't understand how it works. 0:03 yes masks can be customizable and can leave some funny or cursed results 0:30 you are in casing mode which makes no one suspect you until you put the mask on even armed with armor minigun and rpg (which are glasses that you can buy for a mask) and in reality most heist civilians won't try to instant call the police right away and tend to run away first before calling the police police won't come right away as there is a phase for it like sending the first response which tends to send in small units and then heavy units come after as an assault 0:54 yes drills are tediously long without skills to equip however if you playing on high difficulties like a death wish or death sentence you can't afk and sit watch for drill as cops can quickly kill you in a few shots the drill will always break on its own 3 times and cops can break it infinitely which won't count on the drill breaking on their own (I'm sure they won't have safe inside safe in normal heists however custom heists do exist and might have this) 1:35 in reality Loud is easier than Stealth if have a proper build (while Stealth does give bonuses but you don't have banging music unlike Loud one) 2:08 this thing was based on skill inspire aced which allow heister to instantly revive downed people by shouting it 2:48 yes you can intimidate cops by shout them and they will surrender you if they take damage or go alone and if you have joker skills you can convert cops to fight for your side 3:25 in Stealth there is a system called detection which is if you are in the line of sight of cops you will start to get detecting by cops the closer you are the faster they will detected you however the cops will never detected you as long you move fast and won't stay in line of sight for too long however, the exception is for loots bags body bags and corpses as it's will mostly instantly be detected right away after it's in line of sight and killing guards in Stealth makes the pager ask what happened which you can convince them that nothing happened (however max pager convincing is 4 so if you try for 5th-time pager won't convince by the answer and will sound alarms) 5:00 I don't know if old payday 2 used to do that but right now Cloaker will never kick you if you are the last heister that standing while the rest is in custody obviously, if the assault is too long you can escape right away but you won't get extra bonus from the crew bonus that survived, and escaping solo on death wish or death sentence tends to be a bad idea as the cops can quickly kill you in few shots so that it is for a deep explanation feel free to comment below I took about half an hour to write this.