Payday in a Nutshell

Heya guys, this video was made in 2015, some of the info or gameplay element you seen in the video may have been patched or outdated so yeah, keep that in mind and enjoy the video~
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#payday #nutshell

[@MidouBronx]

sometimes i hear the drill jammed sound in my dreams and i wake up and scream "Hoxton fix the fucking drill' what a nightmare

[@generalblackout8633]

just smack the drill with your money bundle you know what im sayinh

[@ShadowKueken]

generalblackout Works half the time

[@generalblackout8633]

exactly but so far i fail for like 20 games in 70 games?

[@SynthGirl64]

Midou Bronx That's amazing! I wanna do that! xD

[@scundo3128]

Midou Bronx e

[@bruh4256]

What if you Wanted to complete a heist But god said *cloaker noise*

[@fressejetzt840]

I don't get it tbh i never played this game 😅 I just love his animations 😅

[@parrot-carrot9875]

a random person e if you are alone (no teammates, not bots) cloakers can’t train kung-foo on you. That’s a feature

[@Dr.Manninton]

That shit is very terrifying

[@drumhead7252]

WULULULULULULULULU

[@Pachu7655-i5d]

But god sais Drill is jammed for the 2719 try

[@ballinspector7304]

theif with no armor:* 20 shots later still alive* swat: *3 shots and dead*

[@stinkymonke3622]

A extremely high tech armor on a elite special unit - dies from one shot with a arrow

[@vermin4275]

@@stinkymonke3622 Arrows are like, pointy n shit.

[@Catalin168]

I hate that fucking ninja police

[@KoishiVibin]

@@stinkymonke3622 Who would win, an ex-special forces trooper who is equipped with one of the most advanced armors known to man and armed with advanced weapons... Or one pointy fly boi

[@HelmetTW]

@@Catalin168 cloacker not ninja

[@screm1471]

“i’ll never be taken hostage by the payday gang!” “i’ll give you 15 bucks and a bean burrito if you kill all your comrades” “bet”

[@upstagewaffle2191]

russianbadger

[@upstagewaffle2191]

men of culture surround me

[@pikleaim9646]

You dont site this with us

[@davidhong1934]

It's not any bean burrito It's Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

[@catcat1088]

@@davidhong1934 what?

[@rotten_milky]

i fear no cloaker. but that "sound"... ... it scares me.

[@tomjmj18]

BluuM TF2 reference, nice

[@joshuanoe5468]

They scare af I was doing a loud solo one of them just ran out and killed me on the last bag

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

TLALALLALALALALALLALALA

[@DragonGuy24]

Who designed the cloaker noise, Satan?

[@Dushess]

NEXT TIME, CHECK YOUR CORNERS!

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

3:10 To be fair, that man in the chicken mask did practically single handedly wipe out an entire branch of the Russian mafia without a scratch.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@Channel07 Richter doesn't exactly count. He was heading home, that was an ambush and not even by the Russians.

[@deathrow5261]

MacEleven yep

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

Jacket is his name

[@privatemcprivateson1054]

@MacEleven yep

[@chilliadistudios]

But when Russians come Pain follows

[@dreamEnd]

Guys, the thermal drill.

[@Icy-nee-san]

SpectreAmazing Go get it.

[@JonWaterfall]

Main reason I go engineer. Also shaped charges.

[@kagenognade]

Technician's C4:Blow up a safe no problem HRL-7(Based on real life anti-tank RPG-7):Can blow up tank and Dozers,but not a small safe nor a turret mounted on a van. JUST PAYDAY THINGS

[@vesardi2479]

NoMercy CptKage Why do you think that it's anti-tank? RPG-7 is only capable to take down tanks with HEAT-warheads. In Payday it shoots most likely HE- or Thermobaric-warheads which are meant to take down infantry.

[@unknowledgablenoob6698]

+SpectreAmazing Its really annoying isn't it? If you go and pick it up then dump it back down Bain will shut up.

[@zzeettyyaa]

This aged pretty dang well so far.

[@user-db9md3qp9c]

It's just the game that didn't change

[@havelthedeadinside1799]

@@user-db9md3qp9c the community has. Infamy players are known to be complete pricks to non infamy players even ones who help or do a better job than infamy players, everything is now about stupid builds and no body can enjoy talking about how they like to go in loud and people cry about how he should he using DoDgE or some other stupid build that completely just ruins the fun of it

[@generalgrievous92]

@@havelthedeadinside1799 lmao sounds like it hasn't changed a bit from years ago

[@1_am_Death]

It did

[@Hentry_]

Da

[@Thatoneguy-kf4vx]

Who would win? Four professionally trained thieves who have executed many dangerous operations Or One cloaky boi

[@joshuanoe5468]

Decently one cloaker boi

[@he4twave]

Brass nuckles

[@lordtachanka2748]

Be alone

[@rikingg5629]

more like: Who would win: The whole fucking SWAT team that recruited professional soldiers from around the world or Four masked bois

[@savage7882]

I mean, the latter is a professionally trained operator who has exrcuted many professionally trained thieves lol

[@sunnerssnag]

imagine a heist at a gym gym bags are still suspicious somehow

[@IllyaA100]

Or better at a mall with sport shops.

[@tatakae6730]

what can you rob at a gym?

[@elizabeth5561]

Payday logic: Wearing sunglasses with a fat stack of money in hand is illegal

[@funnygamer5405]

@@elizabeth5561 well Its because they think you're a rich douchebag in this universe ain't no one going to have that slide

[@TurtleBot354]

Body bags? Makes sense, loot bags? That shit is suspicious as hell. At least body bags have blood on the outside of them so its justified

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Well, guards are really smart. If they act like they do not see me, I do not kill them.

[@greg77389]

+Viktor Reznov The numbers! What do they mean?!

[@j-hod6274]

+Doritos DaBoss if mason and resnov robbed a bank together......what a crew

[@ralphdiaz1241]

REZONOV TELL THE TRUTH, ARE YOU IN BO3?

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

ralph diaz I hope not.

[@ralphdiaz1241]

Viktor Reznov​ k

[@anduro7448]

3:09 In the first few versions of this skill, the converted unit was forced to wear a bomb; the player told them that either they would serve the heisters or they would explode. This has since been removed due to fear of negative reviews. The post-conversion quotes are still spoken by the convert.

[@jockeyfield1954]

it wasn't exactly a fear of negative reviews, it was more or less too dark for the payday gang. they're heisters that rob banks, not terrorists that shoot up airports

[@silvergaming3953]

@@jockeyfield1954 Not terrorist? *Laughs in hoxton breakout and the white house*

[@beans3757]

@@jockeyfield1954 They cooked fucking METH in a OLD HOUSE, getting attacked by the ENTIRETY OF THE FBI, sold that meth to ANOTHER GANG who BETRAYED THEM, stole the documents to GET ANOTHER GANG KILLED, KILLED LEADERS OF SAID GANG, AND THAT IS ALL IN ONE FUCKING MISSION

[@asrieldreemurr007]

@proud hufflepuff correction: it was to steal presidential pardons

[@cly7894]

Wait converts have lines?

[@cupofcocoa]

4:05: "Yes. I know it's suspicious but we can't do anything because our suspicion meter isn't full. I don't know how that would make any sense but this is PayDay."

[@sergis6924]

But it makes fucking sense now, The cops when they are suspicious, they will try to investigate it, What the fuck Rong Rong?

[@Col.Belov_2019_Ru]

Silverr Rose 1:56 Сделай 10 часовую версию этого шедевра!

[@Callofmuts]

GREF this was made 2 years ago what the fuck GREF

[@ee-ql7hl]

"LOGIC!" 3-5 seconds later :sees Gym Bag: 0.0...... CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!! -puts on glasses- TERRORISTTTTTT CALL THE FUCKING ARMY

[@thebronjame213]

5:22 "it's gonna be a cloaker it's gonna be a cloaker, its- yep it's a cloaker

[@dom-hx7ki]

Cloakers...the "bain" of every heist nearly 100% completed.

[@leandrodonoso4137]

not that the cloaker can not knock you down if only you are left? or was that just with bots?

[@thebronjame213]

@@leandrodonoso4137 I'm pretty sure they leave you alone in you start without bots or without anybody not while you are in-game

[@kothostov]

Cloakers doesn't attack if you play alone

[@HoppingSkipper]

*WOLOWLOLWOWLWOWLWLWO* intensifies

[@Hank..]

anyone who doesnt jump, crouch, and 180 while getting in the escape van to end the mission isnt payday material

[@TheXProductions23]

best comment 10/10

[@mihai2010ist]

damn right!

[@dmitriyisupov400]

Also clokers not knoking down last player standing

[@ayusai27]

so true

[@Denjiz777]

I always jump on top of the van xD

[@theblazinggamer5289]

3:51 When you're trying to mark a guard in stealth

[@VeAlone.]

Underrated

[@lighttank3905]

So true m8

[@saramserafinvazquez6879]

Lol

[@PowerCat3008]

nice

[@ericschuh9394]

My favorite is when you walk up behind them and shoot them and they turn around and instantly arrest you

[@randydo597]

*attempts to do stealth and forgets to put on private match* xXnOScoPeR420Xx has joined the game. Police have been alerted due to gunfire...

[@gerardmagos3608]

every...fucking...time (the music is badass tho so no regrets there also i dont give a shit at this point)

[@wesleynogues4527]

Yeah, whenever I join a game, that isn't marked loud, I'll check what everyone's wearing and using first. It's been fairly reliable so far.

[@acewolfgang276]

Same here man, glad to know i'm not the only one

[@pcport2698]

Randy do 1:20 The text at the bottom of the drill says 1 year XD

[@ImSadswag]

Ace Wolfgang j

[@Framb]

the first time I played payday 2, at one point the broken drill sound effect kept playing even after I finished the heist.I now know the meaning of hell.

[@PenumbraDev]

I feel you

[@CrafterboeyMiner]

Before I got game and saw videos:DJIDNDOFNE I EUUUUNTEEEEEEEE NUUUUW....after:I WUNT TO PLAY VEVERY ONE LETS STEALH DIS ISMDOMWIJF DORITOS TIMES RKFNDINWK

[@CrazycarTwentyone]

lol

[@generalblackout8633]

oh boy its my jam-med

[@sonnyboi1297]

*BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.*

[@disow6587]

2:42 character : dallas , voice : chains = logic

[@JimmehRulez]

No

[@tvgaming2132]

But chains honestly has the best voice

[@dom-hx7ki]

*inhales and exhales for a while* ....GET THE FUCK UP!

[@johnyoung4441]

*AHHHHHH, I NEEED A MEDIC BAG*

[@parkercoughlin2226]

CHAIINNZZ

[@stormytrooper52]

“WHAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY MADE THIS DRILL”

[@cathymilner744]

Probably China or some shit

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

@@cathymilner744 China has changed to make good shit tho

[@cathymilner744]

@@f1r3hunt3rz5 it might be some intriguing shit but everything I bought that was made in china didnt last longer than a month

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

@@cathymilner744 actually yeah, you're right. They make affordable shit but well you get what paid for

[@cathymilner744]

@@f1r3hunt3rz5 could have been worse. It could have came with a free mystery virus lmao

[@jemr3]

John wick: *exists* People: ok John wick: *inserts glasses onto face* Cloakers: so anyway I started blasting

[@Im_Vengeance_im_the_shadows]

Contactor .308 sniper rifle: so anyways I started blasting

[@shougozero259]

Don’t you mean Cloakers: so anyways I started drop kicking

[@imjustaslav9076]

Navy cloakers: So, i started running.

[@vao4037]

Skulldozers: so anyways i started not dying

[@lokyinng5155]

John wick: **beat the sxxt out of clocker**

[@thelivingcactus9348]

0:55 I fear no quantity of Skulldozers But that interaction circle *IT SCARES ME*

[@GoAway3729]

Shit you right

[@ekking1]

must be why the drill was broken

[@YeatRiderTilliDie]

Love this meme

[@showedkiller4561]

Its so cursed...

[@Jacob-ge1py]

Fun fact, a standard drill can only jam up to three times without being stopped by the police. Damned if it doesn't feel like a million though

[@GrandDukeCaesar]

Plan B Pros: Badass music by Lord Simon Viklund. Love it and it's true.

[@ragej3832]

Tiberius Caligula your comment has a ton of likes but you don't know about it because no one commented to tell you about how many likes it has so here is your comment about all the likes. You're welcome good sir.

[@traci089]

Badass music hah it's cool and badass

[@Silversurfergio]

The reason why i go loud on hoxton,s revenge bavkstab

[@stinkymonke3622]

So sad ... Simon play razormind

[@yurikovRUKR762]

5:04 If you're playing solo or everyone except you is in custody, Cloaker's AI will order to never charge at you, the only time it will charge even if you're the last is if the cloaker starts charging at you and your last standing teammate recently just got doened.

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

I am so thankful for this mechanic because if it wasn’t true my most recent casino heist would have failed because my last ally was RUNNING for the finish.

[@velikanboi]

But now with Restoration Mod, your nightmare has came true because cloakers can do that.... or Crackdown, I have no clue which one but it's there

[@luxandfero]

I think Chains was downed, not cuffed (why would he lie then? :D)

[@velikanboi]

@@luxandfero I forgot the cuff system was a thing, haven't played crime spree in a while

[@replacesoundboard]

@@velikanboi I had my AIs getting cuffed during a Death Wish Cook Off. They tried to camp inside the bathroom, and the GenSec guys came in and cuffed them. It wasn't even a Crime Spree but a regular mission.

[@Ssionn]

1:55 is so accurate, everyone defo goes loud just to hear this

[@railbaron1]

"Come On, I didn't buy a minigun and queue up razermind just so I could raid the Department of Justice Quietly."

[@laziwastaken]

@@railbaron1 that ammo doesn't belong to you

[@railbaron1]

@@laziwastaken Does It Matter? I'd be more then Happy to give The Department of Justice their Bullets Back.

[@sr.slugsalad3629]

@@railbaron1 bajur is funni internet man

[@GoldMoonGuy]

@@railbaron1 haha hundred mods go brrrr

[@mantsuplayer2203]

2:40 inspire in a nutshell

[@zachly6555]

Yeah

[@lighttank3905]

That is hilarious

[@joshuarobinson8529]

No matter how many pieces you find yourself in... You're always one yell away from new life.

[@papyrusapu5078]

More scaring things in the world: 5° minecraft cave noises 4° arachnids 3° door screech 2° Fart in the bus 1° *cloacker noises*

[@asewuibv2]

and bronco cops

[@aqua3234]

My most scariest things in the world: 5. An army of Bulldozers 4. Blind kids 3. *cloaker noise* 2. An army of Medics with the Hydra mutator 1. Bronco cops

[@papyrusapu5078]

@Gregorio Alenzo true

[@Portoman1923]

papyrus Apu OLAOLAOLAOLA

[@934strawberryfields]

I play payday so much with my friends even when im playing by myself i will scream out CLOAKER LCOAKEFLCOAKLECOOSKDODKDKDUCUF

[@RioFlashGaming]

2:40 The fact that the Chains voice line is so iconic that they used it on Dallas just makes me feel good about being a Chains main :D

[@replacesoundboard]

Last time I used Chains, he never used that line when using Inspire. I was kinda disappointed :(

[@jeffukarosta4500]

0:10 I love how Wolf doesn't even try to hide his identity

[@kicker19539]

wolf is walter white.... makes since

[@cryingchihuahua487]

I really love mask that hides my whole face

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

John just wears sunglasses

[@CosFredAdventure]

Playing as scarface : - everything’s okay ? - how much wood would a wodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ? -...

[@tonilawrence5968]

Ah yes wodchuck

[@yaro-gazoz]

Me Playing as scarface Me also robs scarfaces Mansion

[@randodox8375]

1:23 Ah yes, good ol double safe bug. I miss that shit.

[@Nietabs]

@Samuel Parsons same

[@oktarianist6174]

Rng modifier mod brings that back, but you can drill both safes at the same time

[@PAYDAYGame]

who watches this in 2021

[@civilpigeon1581]

Did you come here right after pinning rong comment?

[@jamesm.9616]

I do, very proudly.

[@gokayozturk7198]

Me proudly as well

[@bathroomdwane9521]

Maybe, maybe.

[@ceccotv2419]

2023

[@GregChudley]

You used Chains' voice for Dallas saying "Get the fuck up" 0/10 unrealistic

[@BanKai-_-]

I'm pretty sure that's Dallas voice

[@Mysteryzer0]

+Andrew Serrano that was chains

[@meguro_vlogs2170]

+Jakob Goldinger 0/10 unrealistic 10/10 fun

[@Macephtopheles]

+Jakob Goldinger It's putting the black in black magic.

[@IanChunck]

SHIIIIIIELD! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEELD!!!!!! OH S#!T CLOAKER!!

[@hitlerspimp]

yup, actuate

[@progamerateverything4943]

+Hitlerspimp The Pimp! And where the fack is in the Weekend 6 (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ( lol im just kiding love your vids :3 )

[@TheOne-kf2mh]

Those Special Ops,tho

[@docstrife3749]

Hitlerspimp i did not know you like payday

[@MajorNoob]

+Hitlerspimp dayum where is the weekend 420 or 360 jk bru its 6

[@TheOne-kf2mh]

***** the actuaccy is increasing

[@TheStrongVirus]

Payday logic: *Heister fires all his bullets and starts to reload* Police SWAT unit comes round the corner with shotgun: “I’ve got you now.” Heister still reloading, completely defenceless: “Hands up.” SWAT: “Ah! Ok, I’m sorry.” *Drops weapon, raises hands* *Heister finishes reloading runs up and blasts him point blank in the face*

[@Aptezo]

i mean the armor they have can take thousands of bullets

[@Firefox7755]

@@Aptezo *laughs in aced surefire, aced body expertise, aced Low Blow and HVT*

[@heyitsvalkyr]

The lack of "Ahh, I need a medic bag" and "Guys, go get the drill" worries me.

[@satt47-74]

Me: Hear wululululululu Also me: *CURRENT OBJECTIVE:* *SURVIVE*

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Lol

[@aqua3234]

*Looks around*

[@smarty_artist1265]

Me: hears no no sound behind me Also me: CONFUSED SCREAMING

[@manglicious]

Literally 5 seconds later: *MISSION FAILED*

[@JEST3R_]

2:42 didn't expect that 😂

[@miikanybacka76]

Inspired by Dallas

[@loosescrew472]

Gotta love inspire

[@ADeeSHUPA]

FaZe Libertarian hahaha

[@userofusername4981]

MikeziTDM is that a payday 2 joke?

[@ttvsleetz8926]

I maxed medic for that reason

[@The73MPL4R]

Let's not forget pulling an infinite number of drills from nowhere but can't carry two keycards

[@Inescapable]

and how the characters can carry an ass ton of jewellery but only 9 cuffs

[@danishshukryzen]

rong rong always do that XD

[@nathank-jw7uv]

They can carry too, if everyone has 1 keycard and someone goes into custody they have 2 :P

[@pooklee2198]

Or that key cards only have one use

[@norhht]

With the drills, don't forget about the perk that allows you to just slap the everliving shit out of it until it works again

[@replacesoundboard]

That skill is a (relatively) recent addition. 8 years ago, people were asking for it to be added.

[@Shirwatel]

the escape van fail is soooo funny !!! that freakin' cloaker gets me everytime

[@fuwameanssoft]

Shirwatel Simini Never actually seen a Cloaker. Might be because I'm not on PC so there is no Death Wish option.

[@Shirwatel]

Alebrax it has nothing to do with pc , if you are playing payday 2 on xbox than you should get the compatibility pack for this game , & you must play it on Overkill difficulty !! This cloaker is a real pain in the ass !!

[@fuwameanssoft]

Compatibility pack? Is that a DLC?

[@Shirwatel]

Alebrax yes it is If you're on jtag/rgh here is a link to download the dlc : www.mediafire.com/folder/74x9f6yxy8a1w/Payday%202%20DLC

[@dacheese111]

If only 1 player is not in custody, cloakers can't charge. This is to prevent the game from being lost cheaply. THIS CARTOON IS INNACURATE.

[@lælælæl0]

Girls locker room: Ugh I hate PE Boys locker room: 1:59

[@TrKm3W]

me and the boys when the alarm sounds in shadow raid

[@cyclops9750]

Unknown User123 lmao 🤣 TRUEEE

[@Cairo40000]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!!!

[@honyar124]

We be partying

[@timberwolf2869]

whats the name of the song? :p

[@-kuroyukihime-]

3:17 wow perfect sync

[@rosalindaherrera5350]

That's pretty good

[@arisingaquilla]

Baby driver the game

[@Vitaliuz]

05:11 Right in the feels.

[@evildeeds1874]

last night i was doing cook off loud on death sentence( we wanted to see how long we would last, were not crazy) and 5 cloaker ran inside at once and violated our privacy , 2 of us are in therapy from the trauma

[@Handlessuck1]

payday only allows 2 cloakers max at a time

[@hypercam8173]

It differs on what difficulty you're on.

[@Handlessuck1]

@Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 i forgot about that sorry.

[@matthewsquires8387]

Holy fuck I had no Idea that many could even spawn in one place

[@shadi2962]

Max amount of cloakers is 2 starting from very hard all the way up to death sentence, probably a mod

[@mitchellbarton7915]

"We are going to kill lots of people. Bring your most intimidating mask!" Me: *Doge mask and a minigun* Edit: I did this before I knew who the Russian badger was. So no, I'm not copying him. Also, My minigun is a löng boi. I don't use the rinky dink. I compensa-- I mean display.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Its a M134 not a Minigun

[@aubrimus2410]

that is the plan yes

[@bryan5873]

We need akimbo vulcan miniguns

[@falsecides]

@@bryan5873 lmao

[@TheRattYT]

I'm not gonna lie, if a dude with a minigun and a doge mask showed up... I'd be fucking *terrified.*

[@apollyon4873]

Theres also that one kid that puts a suppressor on his judge for a steath mission, but then use HE rounds.

[@piromancr387]

Wait that is me,seriously i did not know why it doesent work .Thak you man.

[@Freeemon]

@@piromancr387 you used HE rounds in stealth and u didnt know why it didnt work?

[@frostywhiskers5292]

Lol

[@piromancr387]

@@Freeemon yeah i was like infamy 8 and i did not do stealth mission ever because they always detect me ,but when i saw comment i passed my first stealth mission.

[@06overshot13]

U 001?

[@Sebbers0]

4:29 pause at the right moment

[@acatz9462]

me with a playback speed option

[@juanf2527]

da cats

[@Tox1cAshes]

4:29 is what you want, 0.25 speed

[@AntiDragon]

4:42 I want 2x speed

[@skelchshow8496]

Lmao

[@NotFnny]

4:30

[@refleccos2079]

wow she got naked for a split second

[@misterghoul9457]

its a rongrong easter egg, you can find those in most, good hunting if you havent had the luxory of finding them all before

[@darebrained]

Me, a PAYDAY vet: "That actually can't happen because cloakers cannot charge if only one player isn't in custody."

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

Why

[@darebrained]

@@zXHAcKeRzXz because that's how it is coded. The only way a cloaker can make a heist fail with the kick is if between him starting the charge and him downing you every other member of your team got downed. (If he shoots you he can obv make it still fail.)

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

@@darebrained so it's pretty much a fake

[@aqua3234]

It’s made to prevent the Cloakers from cheesing the Payday gang. Though Tasers can still tased you regardless, since you have a chance to get out.

[@darebrained]

@@aqua3234 Correct.

[@GingerDwarf]

4:29 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!

[@adrianPeeee]

Ginger Dwarf GOTT EEMMMMM

[@Amonimus]

Got it.

[@ri2aweaboo]

Ginger Dwarf Please have my cookie

[@GingerDwarf]

Gamer Otaku I will gladly accept your cookie! Thank you~!

[@Kumakintahu]

Ginger Dwarf wow thanks!

[@8ig0r86]

4:57 Actually, a situation like this cannot happen, because Cloakers will never kick a player if their teammates are down/in custody/being tased/etc. Same when playing solo without AI teammates

[@KieranTheCatboy]

Ok nerd

[@armedangel9111]

🤓

[@doitfaster9553]

Not when the game first came out

[@shannongrady1603]

5:23 reminds me of the time I was playing the last day on framing frame when two black bulldozers and a cloaker Entered the server room where I was by myself

[@m1ndfr34k3]

time for some bbc: black bulldozer cooking

[@mr.e1048]

I once got snuck in a room with a taser two bulldozers and a managed to get out of there when suddenly I hear it...WULULULULULULUL

[@ugandanmetalsonic8879]

its not called a black bulldozer its called A SKULLDOZER

[@mr.e1048]

I never see them. Well probably because I never play above overkill

[@dnaderelmasry7973]

Black bulldozer ? RACIST

[@patu9846]

Payday in a Nutshell: Play a hard game and get 3milj $ Be like ''OMG THATS LOT MONEY'' Buy gun 0$ left

[@skinnypenis4373]

PatU most of that shit goes to offshore u will get like 50k lmao

[@antowill3133]

Skinny penis atleast you could bet that shit

[@iceoriental123]

Damn taxes

[@KoNkYDoNgV2]

PatU more like buy an attachment

[@dzenever]

Christian Gibbia yeah

[@therothegreen1239]

2:41 when my mom trying wake me up

[@cherryicecream_]

I played that at full volume

[@coffee_tea_whiskey]

Try to watch this at 0.25 I promise, worth it

[@kinkaku8094]

XDDD I'M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGH XD

[@michaelpomales8021]

Legacy714 rip

[@mk_production28]

WHY THEY PUT ANIME CHARACTERS AGHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@BiggerGringo]

I just wanted to say it's always a joy for me to come back here and watch this every now and then, and that I appreciate your work, especially the "Nutshell" series.

[@satt47-74]

3:24 Real Guard vs Payday Guard

[@jackrose3542]

Sasquatch it’s a joke you dumb fuck

[@critical28yearsago90]

Rock Puncher oh yes, thanks for pointing that out now would you point out why your parents had you?

[@jackrose3542]

critical ! Who the fuck are you?

[@teoyuxiangX3]

HAS ANYBODY FOUND THE TIARA YET

[@megashae468]

teoyuxiangX3 in the safe

[@AndyAshes]

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE BACK

[@Max200012]

oh my fucking God I hate this shit

[@L7vanmatre]

GUYS FIND THE TIARA WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

[@ladislavskop4601]

27 seconds on the OVERKILL, lets do th...

[@PaulJohnarthan]

I'm a little sad that there isn't an "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a medic bag" joke in here somewhere, that would have made it 11/10

[@riley2216]

I need a fooking medik bag

[@TheCritz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIC8pIiHfKqMl6s

[@boorah12]

...or "Chains is in a pickle."

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Look at the date, fatty

[@tazzakaakao1239]

Or when dude just yells "body bag case here" in stealth and nobody gives a shit

[@websitecommentator2825]

Going gray in The Big Bank on death sentence while 3/4 bags are taken is the most intense shit

[@kitz567]

The last one is so true XD

[@balazss7178]

I knew that was going to happen! lel lel

[@waldo3934]

WeebMeme i hate the feeling when you are almost done and then sike

[@sargentsteveEr]

WeebMeme GET THE FUCK UP

[@waldo3934]

one time i said good no cloakers here guess what happend 2 seconds later PS:i know the feeling

[@tyleron5459]

Catano_Gaming cloakers wont take down last standing player/soloist. this video is just a joke but im laughing my ass off right now

[@eolus1513]

"GET THE FUCK UP" I legit was dying lmao

[@adrianholowa9556]

NASuspect and then you got the f*ck up

[@stoner63reflex65]

1:58 its nice to see heisters and police having a good time together, i guess razormind is just that damn good!

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I sometimes imagine the cops are distracted by the game’s amazing music, and that when the heist goes loud everyone can actually hear the music in game. It would probably explain their brain dead IQ.

[@apenas.renato]

4:29 Keep in slow motion as much as possible

[@fermosofiore1336]

Too low

[@localshowershitter9675]

What in the-

[@KeithX2024]

I thought I was the only one who noticed the hidden frame!

[@apenas.renato]

​@@KeithX2024mano, eu tinha 12 anos lol

[@KeithX2024]

I don’t speak Taco Bell. Sorry

[@justindaily1677]

*sees blood* it's nothing *sees gym bag* "call every defense force there is in the world!"

[@FroztYcle4737]

Makes TOTAL sense

[@ocean_booi]

1:58 Me, the boys and our alien friend after storming area 51.

[@FiregodJMM]

Play this at 0.25

[@echo5989]

I guess the alien is Cloaker

[@dritz_1141]

I fear no alien but that thing (Cloaker) IT SCARES ME

[@Chris69420_]

@@echo5989 fart and screams confirmed

[@echo5989]

@@Chris69420_ Negative

[@TheSkypetube]

That only reason to go loud is.... True IT'S FUCKING BADASS

[@LimeDoe]

TheSkypetube and the fact it is 100% less time consuming and tedious than stealth.

[@CBeavr]

Lime Doe and also less BORING

[@autoporridge]

qMattp If your really impatient. Some sealths takae up to 1+ hour

[@anthrax1328]

Lime Doe So you complete it instantly? It doesn't take a lot longer to do stealth if you know what you're doing(and the guard paths don't decide to be a bitch) and some people like the tediousness.

[@LimeDoe]

anthrax stealth with retards is time consuming, and it's time consuming and generally not worth the effort if you have a minor slip up its all fucked, why is everyone saying loud takes as long? it doesn't and there is a better pay off. Hoxton Breakout for example.

[@FireWolfGaming101]

0:54 “I’m going to drill the safe” leaves match goes to jewelry store

[@jiri3138]

Plot twist: The Cloaker at 5:23 Was Hoxton trying to get his Mask Back

[@nameless6254]

Underrated comment lmao

[@thegamingvillager2392]

DontBotherMeh Okay spooc

[@RebeI01]

Timmy gang

[@camilator2000]

Wena po Timmy

[@RebeI01]

@@camilator2000 el tomas

[@nucleus691]

Its funny because they will literally call the army. Aka ZEAL Team.

[@crishernandez6657]

ZEAL is only on one down

[@king.apocalypse4357]

Isn't murky water the military?

[@crishernandez6657]

DozerGamingTM Yes, but they're not the government military. They're privately funded

[@lisafrazier1718]

HIS GOT A GLASSES

[@veilassassin8773]

0

[@homelander7421]

1:55 for you sir or madam

[@BT--tt8rl]

Nope.avi

[@SintreYT]

God what’s the name of the song

[@BT--tt8rl]

@@SintreYT razormind

[@Balloons250]

Many thanks!

[@lincolnclay898]

Thx

[@toniwhalin6813]

Heister: comeon almost there! Cloaker: I'm here and i brought mouthdropping kicks

[@Ian._]

4:58 Stealth was never an option...

[@Dricon1997]

4:29, the moment you panic and actually get nude.

[@gerardmagos3608]

preety sure you can catch a frame of some girl getting nude in every of those videos i also noticed its mostly fioren

[@Nearmau]

Dricon1997 I cant see the girrlll

[@MegaSharif2010]

Dricon1997 bbk

[@keb6004]

Took me 2 mins but she thicc

[@revan2083]

4:04 Anime subtitles be like:

[@JimmehRulez]

E

[@2Node]

M

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

I

[@datboi4098]

Anime is gay

[@comradeskipper5232]

@@datboi4098 agreed

[@aheadfullofdreams3176]

Playing as Jiro: Guard: everything's ok? Jiro: >speaks japanese< Guard: understandable, have a nice day.

[@idontknowwhoiam468]

Heisted: *put on some glasses* Civilian: “idk,that’s kinda sus”

[@jeremy.90210]

I think it cause you pull out a gun right after that

[@idontknowwhoiam468]

@@jeremy.90210 well what if I didn’t, like I just bring out a large comedic golden spoon? The spoon can’t hurt anybody if I don’t use it as one

[@jeremy.90210]

@@idontknowwhoiam468 lol that makes sense too

[@cometchris1090]

90% of heists end up going loud. If you decide to do it stealthily, you can't set your group to public. You'll end up with someone coming in with a minigun blasting half way through your stealth. Also yes, you can literally fall or run past the cops right in front of them and they wont do anything. Unless that gauge hits max nothing happens. Had some funny moments with that.

[@kamilslup7743]

Let me tell about notoriety (roblox knockoff of payday), you can do public stealth, but it hurts your soul (unless they all above lvl 50) because the cool weapons like RPG or minigun are locked behind gamepasses.

[@RIKKERTADV]

WAIT IS THAT A GYM BAG!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wilhelm3038]

HE HAS A GLASSES!!!!!!

[@kelvintan1032]

Abyss Watcher CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!!

[@kelvintan1032]

RandomSpyCrabs Fok u m8te i prenk hoo i wans,lolololololololololololollololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololo0lolollolololoololololololloololololololololololoollooololololololololololoololololololoololllololoooloolololololololololoolloololloololloolololol!

[@shinobisenpai9685]

letz gao

[@preded7015]

wait is dat an guy wearing an armor?

[@joaobaptistazanin3637]

Five years later, and this is still funny as hell, damn

[@user-qt4um2pt5i]

2:42 my mom

[@ratchanidaple]

GET THE FUCK UP!!

[@jellobeans0]

I want to like but there are 69 likes

[@IZN564]

@@jellobeans0 yeah same

[@thespecialist4442]

2:40 literally had me in tears. Funny as fuck lmao

[@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646]

The ironic part about that is that the audio is actually one of CHAINS' LINES, so, yeah

[@phantom_demize3664]

I'm making that my new alarm clock

[@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007]

I actually started coughing from how much I was laughing.

[@FroztYcle4737]

I couldn’t help myself I just INSTANTLY started laughing

[@Mctaonald02]

What the heck. She's naked for split second in 4:29. Slow the video if you didn't catch it because i had too.

[@Tunic_]

I still couldn't catch it

[@Mctaonald02]

@@Tunic_ It's extremely fast try slowing it down perfectly before they move to next scene.

[@azraelsaint499]

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

[@azraelsaint499]

@@michaelpomales8021 With imagination it can be anything

[@michaelpomales8021]

Azrael Saint I don’t want to know what you people are imagining

[@Bone_Incidents]

Every 0.2 seconds “THIS DRILL IS FUCKING USLESS” “WHO ARE THESE GUYS EX MILITARY?!” “OH SHIT BULL DOZER!!”

[@AzrealTheDemon]

that drill part you aint lying i have to at least restart the drills every 35 seconds

[@DrStephen99]

lunarsmoke Thank god drills can jam up to 3 times. Otherwise imagine the horror...

[@AzrealTheDemon]

yeah oh dear god no!

[@elliebrooke3987]

Dr. Stephen [Max Lvl Tem] unless cops f***** with it

[@AnalogFlame]

lunarsmoke just get the skill where there's a chance it'll restart on its own or the one where u can melee it to fix it

[@AzrealTheDemon]

yeah kickstarter and uh i dont remember the other one

[@gamerone6122]

I watched this and instantly my recommendation list was flooded with PayDay-2 Thanks

[@doggiethedog842]

Gamer One Blame Houston

[@beratbesleme9445]

Doggie The Dog

[@generic__]

Heister: *Gets shot 35 times* Heister: *Is still alive* Cloaker: *Kicks Heister* Heister: *Gets immediately downed*

[@nhiahervue1736]

5:22 Cloaker: Your free trial of living has ended

[@codyprodutions8623]

It's Jacket from Hotline Miami of course Steve will stand down.

[@miles1779]

Cody Produtions I fucking love jacket

[@codyprodutions8623]

Big Boss Me too...

[@doggiethedog842]

Cody Produtions Just Don't Steal His Tap Recorder.....

[@crouton541]

Cody Produtions 69th liek

[@lordtachanka5543]

I need an infinite loop of a heavy SWAT member, a cloaker, a taser and Dallas dancing to Razormind.

[@KyuutoFoxFX]

0:50 Everytime I play John Wick

[@someone7931]

Everyone:You fuck kido

[@michaelpomales8021]

SpiralFox FX 5:22 every time i play payday solo

[@critical28yearsago90]

CPF2112R gaming you can play without AI

[@avikrev8874]

A literal walking wall with high-end weaponry: I sleep Some rude skinny guy with nvg and a baton: REAL SHIT???

[@lleytonrogers6507]

1:57 when the teacher leaves the room for one second

[@wscharlz9398]

6

[@paradox2127]

payday, the story of a group that cant get a functioning drill

[@AndreTheSalty]

JI.SHADOW They steal all that cash and have multiple technical experts but they still cant make a good drill lol

[@jaemora7898]

the beast called me, i have a gun... the beast is pissed

[@stephaniehudson6050]

Xsssksosos

[@andrejstojanovic5455]

QUICK SLAP THE DRILL WITH ANOTHER DRILL IT HAS A CHANCE OF GETTING FIXED

[@H-Shop]

Drill is still under warranty, they have yet to get it changed

[@lilskeet8963]

4:30 Nice job man lmao

[@HeroGoldenLegacy]

SteVe

[@mab3667]

Titz

[@Saltwater_Gaming]

Somebody else noticed it too huh?

[@BumpsOfTheGoose]

Payday 2 in a nutshell: staring at the mission selection screen, waiting for the perfect mission to pop up... 20 mins later. !! There! Finally. Loading... You have been kicked

[@unstoppablebeast5742]

At 2:41 Dallas's voice turned to chains voice

[@taroxw]

Puberty man

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

DatCrazyduck 599 yes I knoe

[@DragonGuy24]

How bout’ you shut up and get the fuck up

[@hereitcgaming9294]

Chains is Dallas anger voice (And the mean one in his head)

[@dubstified]

2:41 though. Made me shit my pants

[@d.themonster.a994]

Dubstified YT same here I lost it

[@badwolf9700]

WAKE THE FUCK UP

[@Truescreen]

"GET THE FUCK UP." "O_O"

[@felixio3178]

get the fuck up is a meme and named "GTFU!". Dallas trains the skills and learns that was a dream. Dream dallas says Get the fuck up to dead dallas

[@dubstified]

Oyun Yumruğu Ok. Thanks for telling me

[@christalmeph]

5:23 _shits pants_

[@tetanusgoblin7157]

Me too

[@toasted_bread248]

Same here

[@Beckwourth]

*presses disconnect*

[@KscUwU]

It was at this moment jackson knew he fucked up :v

[@shadowgod3211]

fucking cloakers popping out of no where and scaring the shit out of me

[@Bedic-Mag]

This is bringing back new levels of nostalgia man can't comprehend.