PC Thought He'd Be The One To Defeat Auditor

[@tatsnneeps341]

I guess thats where the phrase " thick as pig-sh* t " originates 😮😮😮

[@WillBabitt]

Youngsters with no life experience giving out safety advice always make me chuckle.

[@davidtaylor8177]

I do hate noisey kids. 😊

[@thoughtfulalbatros9683]

The kid going up the steps? Yeah made me laugh when AA mocked him with return advice 😂

[@01matthewc]

They get all the life experience they need when they get issued their warrant card (apparently).

[@ianhill4585]

It's not life experience with the warrant card, it's a big dollop of sanctimony...... 😊

[@PtolemyCeasar]

a young Inquisitor at best, in time he'll mutate.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

The guy thought he could make a name for himself, but instead ended up "looking foolish"! Well handled AA!!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Yes undoubtedly! And thankyou Absolute Audits!!

[@tommurphy7611]

Always record and expose them to the public, to see who they are and how they act .

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Thankyou AA

[@outspokenwitness8744]

Giving him advice back was hilarious.

[@MsDenver2]

That made me laugh telling him to mind the leaves 😊😊

[@PBTSD]

By the state of some police constables the bleep test must be obsolete.

[@ianhill4585]

Bleep? That explains a lot, they thought it was a BLIMP test, seems many passed that one........

[@ianhill4585]

Somebody misread it, they thought it said "blimp" test .😅

[@BG-ef8sk]

It’s not the standard of police driving that’s the problem, it’s the standard of the police

[@Ajax295]

The one officer with the dreadlocks, what the fuck is going on there. Honest to god, it really is a fucking circus.

[@bazsnell3178]

Dreadlocks are nothing! They have (LEGALLY!) Transvestite Police Constables now...

[@osmondjames792]

I saw no 'dreads' on that Officer; they were plaits: a decorative form of afro hair control, in order to be contained beneath the hat he was wearing...😊

[@Davy-z6o]

But with no acrobats nor bareback horse riders just nothing but clowns.

[@burnthetv007]

9mins in 🤣🤣🤣love those safety tips keepin em safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣EXCELLENT

[@philiphoyle5451]

Brilliant, well done, love how you continue to give advice!

[@kennyjones3679]

Since the Murder of Marshall and Millions they should be watched carefully very carefully.

[@rayhall7932]

Theyve obviously been taught not to mess with public filming but theres always at least one pig cant resist abusing powers 😊

[@tommurphy7611]

Lazy f1lth in uniforms never learn, they are here to CONTROL YOU, NOT TO protect You...

[@johnscott4693]

Excellent. They can’t help themselves…

[@adrianbrowne7874]

The levels of politeness increased towards the conclusion of the audit which was nice!!😊

[@phdr754]

His Nickname is SCUFF !!!! A day drinker, he stumbles to work !!! LOOK AT THE HEELS ON HIS SHOES !!

[@garethwood3474]

My Dad used to call the police Scuffers he grew up in Widnes and apparently that was an old fashioned local term for the police.

[@Hammertime054]

I wonder if the turbinator could get any more fruit in that bowl🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derektrotter4287]

Trotters crash turban 👳‍♂️

[@Hammertime054]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jonhlewis6004]

Got stopped by two police officers, neither of which looks to be in their twenties. Before the younger of the two asked finished asking for my name, I asked did their mum's know they were out of school and playing dress up. Every time one went to speak I repeated my question. Eventually they walked away.😂😂😂😂

[@carl90210]

DJE was done up like a kipper when a copper seized his drone to obtain his details only to give it back minutes later.

[@tonyyates2012]

He walks out tucking his I.D badge in, on camera, then proceeds to " go covert", as if he magically disappeared when he tucked his I.D away, gawd elp us..😂

[@jaunosvaldo9481]

Filing all the complaints 😂😂😂😂 Then you topped it off with “ be careful !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Aloh-od3ef]

‘If you can keep this area free’…. While he is standing in that area 😂

[@TheSadButMadLad]

9:00 Lad thought he could control a MoP. He thought he was in a position where he could be in charge of another person's safety. He learnt quickly that he was incompetent at that. I hope he also learns to keep his mouth shut in future and not prove to everyone that he is a fool.

[@pauljackson1981]

I just say I'm not from round here even if i'm standing by my house... LOL.I wonder sometimes if there are any Real British people still lefy in this country anymore

[@krcright9746]

Love it what you Auditors have done to tame these... few years ago if anyone was doing this outside a Police Station they would be jumping all over you due to paranoia

[@davidholburn8698]

It's because they are getting successfully sued. As lawyers are willing to take on the cases, years ago they hardly existed.

[@Fullmoonhowl101]

Reversing onto a main road should be illegal if it isnt

[@ianhill4585]

It is illegal.

[@JohnWatsonFlatEarth]

using police vehicles to go get lunch

[@TonyWilliams-p9v]

do you know something they do that all the time in doncaster but i never thought about it,

[@carllockpick6179]

Parking on the public path.

[@bartonseagrave9605]

Wit: a person of superior intellect : THINKER b : an imaginatively perceptive and articulate individual especially skilled in banter or persiflage. No Police Officer will be in possession of Wit and will often be referred to as Witless. Hence the banter on the stairs will leave them with their usual vacant look.

[@mazA5568]

Siren on going for the doughnuts and coffees again

[@Monsoon-sd6vr]

In the British Army they always allowed people from India the right to wear a turban, however it also carried the cap badge to which the soldier was linked to eg Royal Engineers etc etc the civil police do not appear to have a Met badge, WMP, Hants POlice etc

[@ramalama9650]

The 'Turbunator' was not happy! And what was that @ 18:50? This country is doomed!

[@ritadonnelly8820]

we are doomed we are all doomed holy moly 😅

[@ritadonnelly8820]

why is he wearing that thing on his head he is in england

[@ramalama9650]

To stop the poo falling out.@@ritadonnelly8820

[@stuartb4525]

As for the idling car, they don't care, they aren't paying for the fuel.

[@lovemetender497]

Good video Ban those blue line bs badges the citizens dont pay these folks to wear that on the job Put a badge on says we love the people

[@TheSadButMadLad]

17:50 What a stupid constable. They go on about their personal safety, yet he broadcasts to all the criminals that he is a copper and makes himself a potential target. It's like he's got a number plate on his back!

[@tommurphy7611]

Lazy f1lth in uniforms never learn, they are here to CONTROL YOU, NOT TO protect You...

[@markossmith8786]

Superbly handled, well done ✅

[@Return_oftheMac]

Excellent stuff! they love to give you advice so they feel like they have ordered you about. I want auditors to all do this, but add 'I'm asking the questions', 'just come over here for a minute while I talk to you', 'are you from around here', 'I'm just making conversation, why are you getting agitated' and 'why are you shaking' too🙂

[@PtolemyCeasar]

Darth Sidious: I will make it legal.

[@LorraineRodley-lj7rn]

Some of these officers couldn’t chase a crisp packet never mind a criminal

[@Khgjrb]

Think because of you and others the message is finally starting to get through to the police

[@greatlambrini8722]

Filing their complaints 😂😂

[@ianhill4585]

The "complaints filing" gag was inspiring, reminiscent of FP..... 😅

[@deppresedonion6320]

Dont play leapfrog with unicorn .

[@barryfisher4056]

I thought the one geezer would be the one to get in the merc with the plate

[@garymills7494]

They seem to have got the message.

[@douglipscomb3002]

Gotta love the enthusiasm of todays kiddies who have no life experience!

[@jimosullivan1389]

Ken Livingstone used to travel by tube...no guards.... The poison dwarf sunak on the other hand...

[@AbsoluteAudits]

I met Boris once, was able to walk right up to him, have a chat, take a photo, nobody stopped me. He would run and cycle around London without armed guards. But when I went up to Sadiq Khan telling him he is a prick, 4 armed guards pulled him inside and police then followed me around for ages. Sunak is using the royal protection team and we are paying for it. That is a bulletproof audi, usually used by Charles & Camilla.

[@ianhill4585]

Khan is the most (generally) hated mayor in living memory, he really should be measured for a suit of armour......

[@jakubs.5966]

@@ianhill4585 For that, he would have to be a knight. People like him don't deserve such status.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

If memory serves me right, I think PttP did a night time drone audit of this station.

[@stuartb4525]

AB was also here a few years ago. He dealt with about half a dozen of them. Think one was an inspector.

[@Mat-kr1nf]

2:55 Funny that, because on a video AB posted, talking to a security guard at a shopping centre, he asked the guard why he didn’t join the police, the answer was, it was better pay for his current position as security!🤔 I suppose the higher they sliver up the greasy pole of corruptio……..I mean, promotion🥺, the higher the pay…..but still……🤔☹️

[@tonyolssontracks]

Internationell mafia gang with badges.

[@Tony-h7b4p]

These tits are nothing like the mafia. They think that they are hard while only in uniform. When off duty they are shit scared of anybody knowing where they live.😂

[@7dtdfil730]

Stop harassing that bird... lol!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

15:40 So the bystander thought he could report a suspicious person to the two constables. The two constables who had clearly seen AA as they walked past him. So either the bystander is stupid or the bystander thinks the police are stupid and can't see something that's right in front of them. Either way, not a good result for the bystander.

[@louispetherbridge9754]

Matey with the black bandage on his head looks like the Taliban

[@tommurphy7611]

Always record and expose them to the public, to see who they are and how they act .

[@barry_gooch_baked299]

Smells like B.O otherwise know as, Bobby Odour.

[@paullawrence8572]

He his the Turbanator!

[@micsan381]

Haha. Don’t eat yellow snow😂

[@colinsaunderson6682]

i think ACTON would on been a very nice place once

[@erikroberts1899]

Thin Blue Line Gang Badge, and all Nouns, That's Nominalization for ye.

[@richiestrich8079]

That country is in such a mess

[@noonoo6079]

He should be on his bike doing a paper round…….

[@vincentdyer9592]

The room underneath the reception entrance at Acton police station is the fitting room where they take people to be fitted up by the area crime squad.

[@Silentaudits7]

Mind the leaves , was that farleys rusk stuck on his chin ?

[@ianpatterson3253]

Aphasia is the medical term for mixing your words but I find if I'm trying to overthink what I'm saying it tends to happen!😂

[@davidtaylor8177]

I know it as "being all discombobulated" 😊

[@TheBrawlBox]

Generally, It is a perfectly normal stress response. After all, the police are known for their unpredictability 👍

[@neilcampbell2222]

Aphasia is absence of speech. Expressive dysphasia is knowing what you want to say but getting the wrong words.

[@steveclack1131]

Brilliant, love it !!!

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Some of the police now look like teenagers must be me getting old 😂😂😂😂

[@alankelsey949]

I think your warning about the yellow snow was a bit late judging by his face !

[@Jedstop]

If David Brent was an auditor.

[@JamesBond-xq3tw]

Our clever plods , Bless them

[@everhope6364]

check cars for gang patches they have started putting them on the cars now

[@PINACI]

Didn't turn out how he thought it would !

[@MrFookface]

Geez gotta be honest...I struggled to stay awake through this.

[@Mat-kr1nf]

9:21 Meanwhile, totally ignores the real hazard of pricking yourself on a bush (that should be trimmed so it isn’t a hazard to passers-byes) that frequently causes the prick to go septic!

[@elliottdefoe9615]

Love your vids! You always make it look so easy 😗

[@Randomblurbz]

They really are a joke. Total plebs.

[@TheByard]

Your comment about the quality of police driving is bang on, but the strange thing is they seam to drive their own cars a lot better. Well apart from the double parking on the pavement and within the double yellow lines. They all seam to be getting scruffier by the day, is that in retaliation of not being able to wear the find blued lines gong bodge!!!!!!

[@mazA5568]

All email in to complaints complaint of the gang badges worn why don’t they check their uniforms on start of shift on yard oath swearing to inspection needed as they are so dxrty unkept

[@peterwooldridge7285]

I think they are learning

[@mazA5568]

Little grass hah walk of shame

[@XmasTablet]

Oh my God, my aunty getting lost to Morrison's 🤣😂😍😘😗😙😚☺🙂🤗 love U, come visit me next Christmas and don't get lost

[@daveyoung445]

The name of your condition is most likely "Dyspraxia".. It can lead to you confusing the order in which you pronounce words in a sentence, or letters in a word., it is one of many side effects to the disorder.. Others can include motor, co-ordination and perceptual difficulties..

[@AbsoluteAudits]

Sounds right. I can’t play the guitar either because I mix up the order of my fingers!

[@daveyoung445]

@@AbsoluteAudits ..I've a cousin who suffers from the condition, he struggles getting his words in order, both verbally and on paper, occasionally leaving out words completely, he can play the guitar however, maybe worth mentioning at your next check up 👍🏻

[@KentRoads]

sorry to hear you have to come to Kent :D

[@AbsoluteAudits]

One station was ok, the second was terrible and abused my rights. I’ll be back.

[@KentRoads]

@@AbsoluteAudits any where in Medway? :)

[@AbsoluteAudits]

@@KentRoads I did Ashford & Tonbridge. Next time Maidstone & maybe another.

[@mazA5568]

Love it I got loads of oinks … telling me watch that road … I state I was crossing roads long before you was a thought I’m daddy s b… bag .. have you got that child … and don’t be rude to you’re elders was you also dragged up rubbish parents … they get it ten fold then think best be quiet in future I own them every time … crossed millions of rds with out asking them or needing them ….

[@resist.]

lol well done

[@mazA5568]

Bet all that ain’t shredded cadres etc gdpr breaches no doubt

[@Mat-kr1nf]

4:52 🤣😂🤣

[@benjammin316]

don't eat yellow snow, straight from High Desert Community Watch, one of my favs! Good stuf man

[@ZeroSilence]

👍👍👍

[@debbieinglis143]

Good audit today AA loved the clown music 😅

[@grezjoseph6257]

If looks could kill. From the Turbanator

[@tonyross7376]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't eat yellow snow 😂😂

[@ADAMSINA-j3n]

Great when the police crap themselfs. We have a Aurditor outside Got it so Good walking around doing Nothing. Ripping of tax payers.

[@tommurphy7611]

LAZY LYING PIGS...

[@peterwooldridge7285]

malapropism maybe for the word business

[@JamesBond-xq3tw]

Any defibrillator s

[@noelmckie]

📽🎥📹📷📸👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚔🚓

[@delbushell1017]

The two female officers were cute 🥰

[@BobbyOrange100]

No such thing as a cute female constable

[@derektrotter4287]

Smells like BO 😂😂

[@jackyhayes8613]

You should play the benny hill music,for the clowns

[@AbsoluteAudits]

It’s copyrighted unfortunately

[@johnpaulmcqueenie3913]

It's the boiler room mate.

[@AbsoluteAudits]

I was half right with plumbing

[@geordieal9187]

Muddled up words- limited cognitive and verbal skills- all piggs have it as a minimum requirement 😂

[@johngreen6191]

AB and the BeeGees.