PEAK Physicality of Wokehammer

[@colonelturmeric558]

We got WarHeffa 40,000 kg before gta 6

[@Asmogan]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bfFAN221]

Bruh... How about WhooperHippo 40k Pounder😂

[@MediumMonitor]

"40, 000 KG," bruh. 🤣

[@matthewcherrington2634]

​@Asmogan its the chungus marines

[@PepecoHub]

Throw that thing to the Tyranids and they won't bother Mankind until, in the very least, Warhammer 80K(I mean, look at how much biomass it has) EDIT: Just thought to myself, or use it clog up and close the Great Rift... Forever... So, where's my Mr Brightside medal? You always have to see the glass half-full 😉

[@khylerbane4523]

We already have wheelchair Astartes in 40k, they’re called Dreadnoughts.

[@Begbras]

This one don't fit in the sarcophagus.

[@dankcircle1878]

Lmaoooooooo ​@@Begbras

[@chaplainarkanus6410]

i was going to say i swore disabled space marines were just put in dreds and if your disabled before becoming one ... well your not becoming a space marine like actual marines

[@SalariaStudios]

This is the most ork trap thing I’ve ever seen. Weez paintz it all da colors.

[@PepecoHub]

@@Begbras "Sir, not even the Phalanx can house such thing!"

[@Raymond670]

These strange tourists always make me feel sad for the Sisters of Battle...

[@thatsmugbastard3]

I feel like they have the mindset of "If it isn't the face of the franchise, it doesn't count."

[@Tonberry88]

Regular humans that are fueled by pure Faith to the point where they change reality and do things not possible for regular people? No, we want Female Space Marines🤦‍♂️

[@vinnyvanhoe5614]

Way cooler than space marines too

[@Arendvdvenk]

Tranformer soul sisters of battle

[@Flake0113]

Space Marine 1 nd 2 got me into 40k but idk bout this tub of lard

[@MagicE13]

The Great Unclean One on a Mobility Scooter.

[@leobuana7430]

Avoiding the hassle of making waste management system on the wheelchair and getting easy unclean point in one stroke

[@LucasPeter-rn6zm]

Please don’t insult grandfather nurgle’s subjects. This abomination is clearly something spawned from Honsu’s laboratories.

[@PepecoHub]

Nurgle and Great Unclean One: We resent that, don't talk to me or my child ever again

[@Shmeeble1000]

HERESY?!

[@MagicE13]

@@Shmeeble1000 Me Brother!?

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

Get the Flamer... THE HEAVY FLAMER !!!

[@Asmogan]

Emphasis on "Heavy"

[@hevy2036]

In this economy?

[@apocako]

THE MORBIDLY HEAVY FLAMER

[@PepecoHub]

There ain't enough promethium on the whole universe, let alone in this galaxy, for this job

[@mikehammer4018]

@@PepecoHub Totally disagree: once you get that thing to catch, it'll be completely self-sustaining. Cheap candles used to be made out of animal fat, after all...

[@weekendwarrior3174]

They couldn't make a Dreadnought that could contain that.. would need to be a Titan. Sister of Fattle there would be dropped from orbit as an exterminatus weapon. The shockwave from the impact would be impressive.

[@TheNuvu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@360NoScopedMyDogEz]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Brandon-ff1yo]

"Sister of Fattle" is crazy

[@pan2990]

@@Brandon-ff1yo I prefer "Sister of Cattle"

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

The ork's would add her to the attack moon and construction would be 90% complete

[@Silver_Prussian]

Adam Something: This is cannon

[@fvardona]

"I know 40k believe me! Im not a tourist!"

[@raeldri5867]

Of course it's canon, thats a great great unclean one

[@IronDragon-2143]

GW broke before the Fans did

[@HappyNoob17YT]

you are aware this is not canon right?

[@Sirax123]

Yeah, GW is still in business

[@kn1v3z2k]

@@HappyNoob17YT you are aware this is a joke about caldaria and the overall state of GW right?

[@elixavibuddies2951]

​@@kn1v3z2keeeerrm uuhch erm uuh aschshusassdhdhually☝️🤓 itshdhchshhdhch Cadia not caldaria get ittsch right nextchshch time☝️🤓

[@nofuxgivens2797]

Highly underrated comment

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

The Doughnut Eaters are a traitor chapter that worships Slaanesh.

[@johngavin3180]

Why does this look like something Flashgits would make?

[@leobuana7430]

As if they would make anything related to Warhammer/jk "PRAISE BE SPACE KING !!!!"

[@fadelsukoco3092]

I pray that a future episode of Space King includes some bloated cyber-mutant horrors with some choice similarities to the art shown here as enemies getting krumped by the MCs, that would be absolute peak.

[@Big_Tyrone138]

World eater.

[@Lucoryphus_VIII]

Cake for the cake god

[@jacobhederstrom8198]

i think angron is going to make a beeline to terra just because you associated his legion with that thing.

[@drsatanrx]

​@@jacobhederstrom8198why? Angron never gave a shit about the world eaters. The only one he ever even remotely showed any form of interest in was kharn and that's because kharn stood up to him and it made him laugh

[@Boss_Tigger]

Literal in this case

[@peepee394]

​​@@Lucoryphus_VIII Cupcakes for the cupcake throne

[@mrmors1344]

"sir! we finally found where the missing shipments of corpse starch went!"

[@Shmeeble1000]

heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeheheehehehehe

[@Justacheese]

Not if you turn her back into corpse starch! :D

[@Lornext]

Donuts Within, Greased Without

[@aquavitae3824]

Fructose within, diabetes without!

[@vladline1882]

Cannot wait for female Ogryn Custodes

[@aquavitae3824]

Ogryn have always been Custodies 😅

[@aureldergoldene7429]

Thats enough biomass to create a entirely new hive fleet

[@MrLolguy93]

The jokes just write themselves, don't they?

[@360NoScopedMyDogEz]

fat tub of lard would serve better as corpse starch for guardsmen than as a space marine

[@chloe59k]

This is what wokeness has done to every once great franchise then tell the real fans your a bad person if u don't want this. It's about taking away and hurting the people they don't like otherwise they could make all the lame shit they want just create your own shit and leave ours alone

[@codyraugh6599]

As you touched. It's about spite and about power. They before becoming the front and center they are now, would go to fan sites, kiss the Mods ass, and then steal, mock, and ruin others work and ban the original creators from the site abusing power they kissed ass to gain. They never actually make anything, they just mock other for making things, and they attack others and hate them for being creative.

[@peacedos1]

​@@codyraugh6599they do sometimes make stuff. The problem is that their stuff mostly made by unprofessional people, who can't take punch and blame people for their failures.

[@narf7942]

Gatekeeping is important

[@GutsOfRivia]

We got fat reprsentation in 40k just play Nurgle they probably smell like them too.

[@ludantikasmith2869]

the wheelchair bound fan art was supposedly some AI art made to make fun of them(the "give female spacemarines/custodies" crowd) and this person made a drawing of it to use themselves

[@eldar123456789]

it like when i found out that in a up coming sister of battle book there is a guy telling a sister of battle about his change and all i could think was a sister would 100% no time for that S***

[@peacedos1]

When you are so fat, that Mechanicus remade a buggy into a wheelchair instead of putting you in dreadnought

[@russbramley1270]

Gav thorpe is D tier the real voices are graham mcneil and Dan abnett are the real MVP's

[@codyraugh6599]

Yup. I still miss when they were making Warhammer Fantasy books and I mean fantasy not the WoW/40K lazy ripoff they call AoS.

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Dan has been lacking in recent years.

[@FanaticAlpharius]

I feel like Aaron Dembski-Bowden has also made some really good work, too.

[@YueGale]

I'd take a Death Guard over this any day...by the Emperor how far we've fallen.

[@williamnolan1943]

DID SOMEBODY SAY FALLEN?!?!? REPENT!

[@RogueSniper158]

The Dark Angels would like to know your location

[@paytonkraft7564]

0 armor. 0 movement points. 0 range. 0 line of sight. Dead on arrival.

[@truthdemon105]

"Considered the strongest chapter ever made." - Some woke person making their lore

[@UrosOsium]

Is that why Cadia fell? Because a fat marine went through the eye of terror, probably sent by Slaanesh after embarrasment set in? Could believe it.

[@Ceiling_Gato]

You guys should have known better than to raise victory banners over the femstodes thing....that 40k guide was announced way before the Custodes Codex came out, and it's not like GW proof-reads their own books

[@Peter_Turbo4]

It’s more canon than Sister Jimmy Hopkins.

[@funbro99]

Fun fact, lazer's sister art of her kicking said blob? Same sister from the comic where she purges nurgle taint via whiskey amasec/burning mutant via mouth flamethrower.

[@crustybomb115]

ok thats actually epic...

[@funbro99]

@crustybomb115 so it appears anyway cuz searching lazer groove sister callida will give you the comic video. Yes the kicking sister and assumed whiskey amasec drinker Is named callida

[@redaerf2b414]

Give this warrior Emperor's peace.

[@adamwellman7865]

Sister of battle saying, "I'm I a joke to you?!"

[@crosscemon]

Only example of a fat space marine I’m aware of is a space wolf in honorable exile as a bodyguard to their contracted navigator house. He has a genetic defect that makes him hungry all the time so he has a gut and needs custom armor. Even then hes not disabled, hes just fat strong. Still perfectly capable of space marine cardio.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

Wouldn't his constant hunger be a liability? Even if it isn't woke, I just don't see how a space marine like that can be efficient.

[@crustybomb115]

thats dumb... a perfect example of fat space marines is just the nurgle worshippers...

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

@@crustybomb115 trueee

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

​@@larrytherustyboii7442 Doesn't matter, the OP's point is that he's the closest "fat marine" we have that isn't a plaguemarine

[@crosscemon]

@@crustybomb115 loyalist space marines. Not slaaneshi gluttons or bloated Nurgle disease bombs. This is a righteous fat Icelandic power lifter 🤣

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

She's been eating that nurgle burgers.

[@Peter_Turbo4]

I got £5 on that *thing* being MtF trans.

[@bluemarineboy3091]

Nurgers

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Literally the only person i could imagine in 40k using some kind of armored wheelchair would be an old fart from the ecclisiarchy.

[@rentalitalian3337]

They added 3 stomachs and a heart that can resist artery clogging 😂

[@ScottJackson117]

Ok, who turned off the Gellar fields?

[@8_8_Purpura_Committatus_0_5]

Och look american woke space marine.

[@guilherme5094]

This is heresy.

[@RainrixIasant]

That's an impressive "What if Grom the Paunch was in Warhammer 40,000" art.

[@DJRockford83]

I see what you did there 😉

[@brysonrex340]

I didn't know they have dreaded naughts

[@sladewilson6584]

7:34 in the original cyberpunk ttrpg, there are “Exotics” that would augment themselves to have animal heads, fur, and whatever else they wanted as a form of fashion. Basically furries

[@vewyscawymonsta]

Space Marines would eject this thing from an airlock. Edit: Nvm, it wouldn't fit through one.

[@jinzo457]

well that is certainly one of the things i have ever seen

[@holydiver6570]

I just opened the video but i need to say this: DO NOT pay attention to this people. DO NOT reply to this people. Do not comment their shitty art, do NOT interact with it. They do not really do this out of actual ideology, they're doing it for clout. The best you can do for it to go away is to IGNORE IT.

[@smackheadedsqueakyweasel4624]

well... it'd look right at home in concord, i'll say that much

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing at GW. So everything is as expected, nothing has changed in that regards

[@chalzen1012]

The Flesh is Weak.... all 40k lb's of it

[@buckfoxursoul]

GAMES WORKSHOP SUMMED UP IN ONE IMAGE.

[@tommygunsantiago]

For the McEmperor's

[@HelghastDiver]

if Lizzo became a space marine.

[@szymonskalka3319]

Looked up the chumiichan account, looks like satirical fan art

[@SpecialKLSX]

It's ragebait.

[@ViaAncharlie]

The funny thing is that there is representation of disabilities in 40k already. Dominion Zephon who's prosthetics were grafted in wrong, Maloghurst the Twisted who was made a non-combatant due to a spine deformation, an Emperor's Spear who became a primaris but was partially paralyzed from the process and an Iron Hands who was deaf from combat, all these characters were badass yet having a disability. There are so many examples of Space Marines and other factions using prosthetics after being wounded in battle, Dreadnaughts who are on constant life-support, Chaos corruption is seen to turn those once noble into drooling killers. This is just a few examples but there are dozens more. Edit: There is one example of a fat Space Marine, he's a Space Wolf and is a lil meatball of a man who got so swol he was ordered to stop working out.

[@Zeppy_but_on_YT]

The person who drew does a lot of ragebait and meme drawings of war hammer characters. My battle brother you fell for the bait

[@Flake0113]

Dame Space marine two got me into Warhammer but idk bout this

[@badshootykat5574]

Whale noises intensify*

[@ryanjones7]

I hope a titan steps on it

[@5505daniel]

when it was passing by, Nurgle whistled and went "DAUMN GIRL"

[@EmersonAlencarJunior]

Behold! Captain Hailla, They-Servicetor/Land Raider of WowHeyMen 40.000Ton. Also known as The Carbovourer. + Psykoblast Yammering-ato Gun (PYG); + Frontal Suppression .75 Miniguns (Armor Piercing or Delayed Blast Ammo); + Ceramite hardened armor; + Rainbow Flashbang; + 0-40Mph in 6s, non-offended mode; + 0-40Mph in 2s, offended mode; The offended mode also turns They-Servicetor/Land Raider berserk against any male present in a 100ft radius. Once activated, the PYG will not stop until They-Servicetor/Land Raider is tired, knocked out, or arrested by a passing cop. The PYG has a startling verbal assault attack capable of delivering a humongous amount of mental damage per second on any biological unit due to the staggering reality-warping effects it carries; They-Servicetor/Land Raider is/are(?) immune to the effects of Rainbow Flashbangs; When off-battle, They-Servicetor/Land Raider needs to consume They-Servicetor/Land Raider (yep, it's a sort of a pronoun, but I think you already got it by now) weight in carbo.

[@Fallout_Survivor]

This thing makes nurgle look normal By the emperor how far we fall

[@gooomy7354]

i dont understans why so many ppl freak out about this image, its clearly a textbook ragebait XD

[@holyfirepriest6965]

The perosn that made this is a "Im gonna own the warhammer chuds" type person. They based it off some AI image that someone made against the Wokehammer side.

[@simontide6780]

Bruh I died at the comment "What in the world of Nurgle is going on?" under that thread XD hahahahhaa

[@mustaadtheguy]

New nurgle worshipping chapter looks bad so far.

[@secondson4680]

That's gotta be a satire

[@Lancelot652]

It started out at an AI parody image from someone but then a tourist wanted to get a "win" on the chuds and drew it.

[@LucasPeter-rn6zm]

OH LAWD IT/THEY/THEM/THAT COMING

[@sarmatdzhigkaev4182]

I think it should have been in the Death Guard theme, at least it would have some taste.

[@NewWarhammerNerd8881]

Chumii's been working on this specific piece since October.

[@snakeeater6738]

Christ. So that “art” wasn’t made to parody SJWs?? They legitimately think that’s good??

[@christophersaunders956]

Could join the Death Guard

[@Axemassacre92]

I didn’t know Grom the paunch made it to 40k

[@mediumeffort3315]

It would actually work really well against Orks. The Orks would assume it was a leader due to size. The Orks would be impressed by the impractical vehicle because it’s akin to something they’d design (thus empowering it with more Orkish belief power). And finally, around Orks, the rainbows would make it go faster(red), have more Dakka (yellow) better luck (blue), prestige (green), and most importantly…give it stealth (purple). It’s the ultimate Ork hunting combination of human and machine.

[@TikitheHutt]

Those poor shocks.... the machine spirit is not amused.....

[@GutsOfRivia]

Ah yes my fav sisters faction the Sisters Of Autisim.

[@sukhrobmirzodavlatov2385]

How is that not a satire?

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

See, the artist misheard bread knots when someone said dreadnoughts

[@christopherhendren117]

Just looked at this ChumiiCham fool's artwork, I wish I didn't. I'll never unsee the pseudo-anime, gay warhammer artwork.

[@jimmyjamwich7810]

Ngl I kinda like the idea of an obese noble/inquisitor wanting to join the fight in the imperium’s most glamorous mobility hover car covered in purity seals and holy heavy flamers, but never a space marine.

[@corvega_joe]

What the hell is even that!?

[@bug5654]

Emperor's looking good for being on the golden toilet for so long.

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

Thumbnail is clearly the ultramarine that will be the next Chapter Master, GirlyMan approved.

[@Naxthural]

This would make a good Tech Priest model - The chair itself, not the one on it. I could see them playing the body horror up though with the general 'shape' since some tech priests do HAVE the pot belly.

[@troar237]

the fact that it's an unpainted mini excepting the flag is the cherry of irony on top

[@SalariaStudios]

So herz da plan boyz weez hide in the gutz! “In da gutz?”

[@yeahokno]

That's a lot of corpse starch consumed to get that opulent chassis.

[@grumpyursus9346]

There is a space wolf who is currently a guard of a family of navigator's on Terra that's known for being so huge his armor has been remade several times for his growing weight and his chapter master has demanded that he stop weight lifting from boredom and take up other hobbies LMAO

[@mechaman7818]

Oh, was this why PRAYERS was trending up in the sidebar? Musta been a lot of "The Emperor protects!" going around.

[@MadMechanica]

Hiding behind them for a cover save would probably be illegal advised, one fart and your rolling to save vs mortal wounds.

[@BLKDEVX]

So it's the grim dark future corpse startch protein powder is even hard to come by. Useless, heretical, criminal, or poor either are crushed by Imperium society, taken by one of many of humanity's threats, just flat out die or get turned into a walking Linux box.😂😂😂 They don't have resource for a HEFTY space marine.

[@keyanklupacs6333]

Bro idk we already got Haegr the mountain that had a gene-flaw that kept making him heavier and he was a BEAST of a wolfblade that died protecting members of the navigator house. He had custom fat armor. Read though the Ragnar Blackmane books up to wolfblade William King Did a great job with those characters. He also did Gotrek and Felix so that should give some indication of the level of quality you're in for.

[@occultnightingale1106]

I don't like the new Nurgle redesign

[@ILovedarkspeakerman]

The creator of art actually made the fan made space maids. Also, just to clarify in the original tweet, he didn't say anything about making this cannon its obvious satire and not meant to be taken seriously it was literally used to get at the chuds as joke that was the point of drawing it

[@omegalettexyphonophore3111]

Unironically, I would believe this concept as an Ork vehicle more than an Imperium thing. The only concern is where would Orks get the idea for a wheelchair? Or maybe it’s just a chair with rockets strapped to the legs.

[@zepher31415]

Hearing you saying space marines have peaked physical forms whilst looking at that is gnarly to say the least haha.

[@iambutter2784]

I saw this in a group on FB. I pointed out to the people saying that its just fan art. I said is there a problem speaking out on something they are passionate about and got bombarded with some comments about how i missed the point that its just fan art. I pointed out that human beings are really good at pattern recognition and it always starts with fan art and such.. not only that the hypocrisy of the we are all inclusive group wanting to shun those who dont agree with them and just want their favorite fictional universe left alone.

[@bruvamichal7437]

I have hopes too they retcon it.... but I am forever vigilant

[@itsmytoast666]

I believe it was: "The dreadnought, the real wheelchair of 40k." Sheer brilliance!

[@Ultraman950]

LARD FOR THE LARD GOD! CAKES FOR THE CAKE THRONE!

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Pretty sure I remember that Bjorn the Fell-handed ended up paralyzed from a battle, and that is why HE is in a dreadnought.

[@DJRockford83]

Anti grav boots but is so heavy that she still needs to ride on the Mario kart 😂 👌🏻 great touch 😂