"Peanut: The Night Before Christmas" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

[@GroceryStoreStories101]

I absolutely love how Brian (Guitar Guy) is trying so hard not to lose it laughing. Even at one point he almost does really bad.

[@davidnissim589]

@Dillan Hissim Brian Haner Sr. His son is Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold

[@adamjones9813]

@@davidnissim589 I just realized that and thats why I’m here lmao

[@bri-guy8757]

The first time that I saw Brian on these clips, I thought that he was Jeff's brother.

[@teeteestar3012]

@@bri-guy8757- Me too! They kind of look alike!

[@ivaneames4354]

He had it even worse trying not to laugh while Achmed was doing Jingle Bombs.

[@MichelleEvans]

Guy with the guitar wants to laugh but is not laughing. You can tell he wants to laugh and is holding it back. That is probably the funniest part

[@lizzyfosterskittens2720]

When he talked about the jews and the holy sh** part jeff almost lost it.

[@trekker3382]

agreed - he shows remarkable self control

[@tarrickconrad4665]

Papa syn there guys

[@kyleingalls4826]

Michelle Evans dude he is losing his shit during it

[@rolandroy6885]

He's trying his best to hold it in,,lol 😂

[@brittanyfischer1812]

Peanut is hilarious He got the whole room laughing

[@wilbruchey587]

Peanut really makes the story!!!

[@evastern2144]

Peanuts version is so much better

[@samrast7761]

I love that Jeff is laughing like it isn’t him talking

[@eagletrek3]

Jeff not talking penut is from other planet do not any one

[@Jypsie415]

@Sam Rast Agreed, I think he does it because it helps with the illusion. It's a nice touch. Of course, he probably genuinely thinks the jokes are funny, otherwise he wouldn't write them.

[@melissamorales6707]

Sam Rast I love th

[@sunterror55]

Guitar Guy is trying his hardest not to as well

[@FreezingApes2000]

r/ihadastroke

[@Itzmeboo0]

Peanut: “Hold it!!” Jeff: “What?” P: “who the hell is this ‘t’was?” J: “It’s in the story.” P: “It’s old and stupid.” J: “...It’s tradition.” P: “T’is it?” *stares at Jeff* Love peanut ❤️

[@Hunnii_bunnii10]

Don’t we all 😂😂😂

[@ttcooms3985]

We just can't get enough

[@oreotv7731]

Actually in the ⒊line, it's - "who the he'll says t'was"

[@laurawoods-roller5331]

😂

[@burnoutlegend0185]

@@oreotv7731 no it's hell not he'll

[@lifeofdazz]

7 years later i still Cry laughing at this peanut is the funniest

[@SpookyYT29]

Ikr, funny as hell

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

Peanut is my favorite. He’s too funny.

[@Riya_._.]

He is my favorite. I was watching him a few hours ago and I was dying🗿🗿

[@thegrimjeepers]

Wasn't this in 2008?

[@christianparrish3292]

Peanut is a comedy classic

[@hathead7385]

You know it’s true comedy when even Jeff himself is trying not to laugh

[@isaiahmiller3180]

Ed1tz check the guitar player

[@scarlettzweb420]

ikr! 😆

[@adriannasweigart5372]

Haha so ture

[@mikerichmond9086]

It's fake. It's scripted

[@MNCRFTplyr1030]

@@mikerichmond9086 No! Say it ain’t so!!

[@danielvelker619]

“Nothing funnier then throwing a couple of Holy Shits in the middle of Night Before Christmas, huh.” That line cracked me up.

[@willropa4226]

Not the only crack line in this story. lol.

[@francesbarnett1336]

Poise

[@davidnissim589]

You can also see Jeff visibly laughing at that line too XD

[@RRaptor86]

I was laughing my ass off to that too.

[@dragoncaptain678]

"Agreed" I love the moment with achmed pointing out the irish thing too lol

[@cherrypotion27]

Love how even Jeff and the guitar guy can't keep a straight face. Peanut is hilarious!

[@rosaliedoane1534]

I like peanuts version of the story a lot better 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenmclemore523]

You're a kid who lives in an apartment... right? lol KDM

[@sarahmcmann5253]

Me too

[@RyanGriffiths28]

Listen to the one where he does the story on wwe 😂😂😂😂

[@justinboswell9804]

Me to

[@tris-aea4259]

“And all the Jews were at the movies!… or eating Chinese food!”

[@joshcolyer2331]

Love Guitar Guy's reaction to everything.

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Gaia The mad writer so..this? 🙄😒

[@bookmarkyourthoughtsblog]

I was just about to comment that until I saw this ha-ha. Jeff and Guitar Guy laughing at the jokes is even more amusing :)

[@patmcdonagh3276]

Sanstheskelapun f****** t*** univ w.

[@theguythattalksshitonyoutube]

Papa Gates.... Syns Dad from Aveneged Sevenfold

[@tamestarling6754]

Gaia The mad writer yeah he looks pissed

[@Otis_TheHxllHound]

1:29 I love how Jeff is trying not to bust out laughing, Lol. Keep it up Jeff and Peanut! You two and the others never fail to put a smile on my face! 💙💙

[@walterrising4276]

Guessing your father never did by the pfp

[@Otis_TheHxllHound]

@@walterrising4276 Omg your sooo funny

[@TheJordanAntibellum]

How is guitar guy not busting his ass laughing?

[@Mario12112345]

They probably went over the jokes 70 times until he didn't find it funny anymore, that way he could do his job and look really pissed off at Peanut. If you pay attention, he can't help it at certain points in the act, and starts laughing a little bit.

[@TheRadsterBroski]

ikr

[@tinamaxwell7263]

ikr

[@kellyreynolds5948]

I think he was trying not to. :)

[@ryonerd2264]

Jordan Wilson he's just, sad

[@MHA.Mother._.Wolf.]

Peanut:"Sally What's In Yours?" Sally: Nuts? Peanut: "And Mommy Says There Magically Delicious." LMAO 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@iamthemeguyhere]

It gets funnier if you watch Achmed’s part first!

[@GattToDaChoppa]

@@iamthemeguyhere Irish wiener!

[@nicholasdruce5346]

That's what she said.

[@RaechelRydel]

It's a penis joke

[@rolandroy6885]

Lmao 🤣😂

[@BoldActionSkitty]

I swear... sometimes it feels like the puppets are alive... I want to make it a tradition to watch this every Christmas.

[@Cosmic91737]

This is what I started a year ago

[@SleepyChibiShota]

I watched this video every Christmas holiday

[@he_lives_in_apineapple_und9743]

I’ve done this for years already and will continue to do it.

[@doloresforino9585]

Every day..cracks me up😂

[@Moonshineaway]

Jeff: he sprang to his slay and his team gave a whistle Peanut: better go fast cause there’s a cop with a pistol 😂😂😂😂

[@mvlzni]

oh crap i ran over your bike!

[@JR-wl6if]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mvlzni]

@@JR-wl6if lmao

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

But I heard him explain as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas, Oh crap I ran over your Bike!

[@r3l1csvk]

wait,he said cop?i heard cock.

[@LewisBowels]

Gotta love the parts where Jeff has the look of "Did I seriously just think that and say it out loud?"

[@robertsmithii6947]

those looks make it more realistic. you can't help but to think he's talking to real people when he looks shocked at what the guys say

[@christinaburt1077]

Hi there are many different 5th St Louis Vuitton the attached file is not a

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Love the guitar guy’s expressions throughout all of this. Really helps sell it.

[@FlowerPhantom]

"Who the hell says Twas?" "Its in the story." "Its old and stupid!" "It's tradition." "Tis it?" Peanut, I love you! XD

[@infultraterprototype]

+Flower Phantom well you shouldn't he is the gorilla's kid ho did danny phantom in episode four.

[@tapxwater]

"Tis It?"

[@portiadaniels7253]

I love Peanut a lot coz he is very funny

[@portiadaniels7253]

I love him as well

[@gradyjacobsmagic2131]

Magic is going

[@-RandomPlayer56-]

It's funny seeing how the guitarist tries to fake being mad and serious but starts to break and smile at some of the jokes

[@BeccaBearSc]

Brian Elwin Haner Sr. his son is the lead guitarist in Avenged Sevenfold.

[@joshuasanchez7270]

Man, Jeff is so good as a ventriloquist that he makes you actually forget that is just a puppet, and also he makes himself laugh.

[@EightTinyRats]

"sally whats in yours?" "nuts!" XD best line ever

[@hannahhunt6773]

"and mom says they're magically delicious

[@sirtimothy92]

+Raptor Jesus Deez Nuts

[@EightTinyRats]

Sir Timothy FOR PRESIDENT!

[@bombpwr]

And there magically delisious

[@slacadjuster237]

+Allen Van Seeters LOL, delisious??? Spell check man. It's delicious

[@moodialabdualjabar2121]

I love how progressively annoyed the guitarist got throughout the clip 😂😂

[@ellauy1000]

I had Allstate

[@Jayden-wi7vz]

Guitar guy*

[@tyrannosaurusfilms1235]

+Ella Uy what the fuck does that have to do with anything

[@ryonerd2264]

Moodi AL abdualjabar ikr

[@guntherm7424]

fun fact, the guitarist is Syn Gates father from Avenged Sevenfold

[@WUTWoomyYT]

I love seeing the guitar guy trying to keep his composure.

[@Drake-ux4hw]

With mommy and her handkerchief and my cap, had just settled down. FOR A BIG SNORT OF CRACK!!! OMFG I DIED😂😂😂

[@tonyhodgin1158]

Drake 0306 Oh guitar guy, you're in this to

[@685eric685]

"Oh, guitar guy, you're in this story, too!"

[@DarkMiss-dl4om]

same holy shit but their drunk and hitting each other with minors, oi they, that's Jewish for holy shit lol

[@marcussamborski8100]

“Mouse you wish you’re in an apartment! That’s a rat!”

[@DemonicRemption]

@Marcus Samborski The apartment I lived in when I was nine had rats. So yeah, what Peanut says is true.

[@RamrodAI]

The most underrated joke in the skit. Not sure why people didn't laugh more.

[@Lamont54321]

I am my cat and fat DOG

[@barnardjackson949]

Guitar guy looks like he's actually looking in the book at 3:43 for the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering 😆

[@nelliemathis3516]

O.o

[@sonicheroxd5767]

"The Night Before Christmas Part 2, Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg." Gets me every time. XD

[@lisascott7180]

😂😂😂

[@annagrace21]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marialittle128]

@@annagrace21 ikr

[@eereree]

“And the little dolls have poliosis...

[@emoqueen0120]

SAME! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamuzumaki98]

4:54 Can't wait to hear this story next year, "The Night Before Christmas Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg."

[@TristenTimberwolf]

Cannot wait either

[@lilyvalley5389]

Yeah missing a leg, cuz of Achmed.

[@Displayname-j3h]

can i fished this story!

[@Displayname-j3h]

oh plz do

[@Memefan]

@@Displayname-j3h He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, gotta go quick ‘cause there’s a cop with a pistol.

[@cannedmusic]

1:22 the guitarist, despite having had gone through this skit several times in practice, still tries not to lose it

[@shaniamontoya5951]

0:40 P: How does santa claus get to the kids in the apartments, uncle jeffey?? Random girls in audience: awww! P: They had to buzz his ass in! Audience: 😂😂😂 Random girls that said "aw":😑😂😂😂

[@SleepiSmile]

Eraa Eraa... Santa Claus

[@christianrowe2110]

That’s what I thought 😂

[@TurntSingleCab]

I know she was so annoying

[@ttdesire2510]

THAT PART KILLED ME🤣

[@BennyLlama39]

"...And you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids." 😀

[@bazinga2.0]

"And all the Jews were at the movies!" Jeff's face: here we go again.

[@marcussamborski8100]

“Or eating Chinese food “

[@ashleygonzalez9275]

Peanut is my all time favorite makes me roll

[@almostfullscreen9466]

Ashley Gonzalez ok

[@thespecterror5707]

Marcus Samborski Will you-

[@conconcrete]

TheSpecterror IM JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE EVERYONE

[@Fitch93]

They cut the best part out....Jeff and Guitar Guy are trying to laugh and Guitar guy glances at Jeff who immediately tells him, "don't look at me!"

[@christianparrish3292]

That's for achmed

[@motherlove202]

Oh yeah, when they talked about Achmed having "poliosis"

[@calebtrmtherubyminecart6664]

1:48J:"not a creature was stirring not even a mouse..." P:"mouse? You wish, your in an apartment, that's a rat." BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!

[@Memefan]

“The stockings were hung by the chimney with care- And believe me, the room could use some fresh air.”

[@LchanOtakudom]

"How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffy?" Awwwww! So cute!!!! Peanut is---"They have to buzz his ass in." OMG XDD

[@hulkmania4720]

Laura B daddy wants a hohoho

[@mostar1219]

"Santa's gonna get me a GI Joe and a bong!"

[@zombieandfriends3459]

Lol

[@obsoletej.t.s5537]

@@mostar1219 And daddy wants a "ho ho ho"

[@mostar1219]

OBSOLETE J.T.S it's daddy and the three hoes

[@BumBum-x1v]

My favorite part is when Peanut says "Gotta go quick cuz theres a cop with a pistol." I don't know why it just makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

[@kyleschessiecumberlanddivi5581]

“Got to go quick because there’s a cop with a pistol.” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@r3l1csvk]

cop?heh i heard cock.

[@samuraiturtle.2637]

But I heard him exclaimed merry go out of sight. Merry Christmas to all, oh crap I ran over you’re bike

[@TheKidblazer1]

Best version of this story i ever heard

[@kimmyers8479]

TheKidblazer1 yep

[@anthonymcafee4654]

so true

[@kennylallak5887]

Anthony Mcafee TIS IT

[@janafranco1767]

TheKidblazer1 true

[@Panda99944]

TheKidblazer1 I know

[@SonicLegends989]

3:27 The part makes me laugh really hard is when Peanut says “ For a big snort of crack.” That is my favorite!😂

[@jamesburton9149]

Did you anyone else’s see guitar guy start thinking when Peanut said, “ Fat, drinking and driving, in a fury gay outfit, covered in souit, smoking, and you let him in your house because he said he had something for your kids.”

[@random_child6853]

Lol ikr

[@tararocksong5085]

Does have a good point on that one.

[@vildehansen4427]

@Bella Thomas the gitar guy tries so hard not to laugh out loud..

[@jimmynguyen8551]

@idk anymore wait really, THE Avenged Sevenfold?

[@fuckingidiot7428]

Jimmy Nguyen yeah, he’s Synyster’s dad and even has recorded lessons for Synyster’s guitar school

[@morgan_c]

*”Oh,Guitar Guy,you’re in this story tooo.”*

[@adrianaguilar3571]

Santas giving em a gigo and a bill and daddy wants ho ho ho

[@joshuabrooks4907]

He said he wanted to include everybody

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

“You are ruining this story.” No Jeff. Peanut is telling the real story.

[@Alpha-Maia]

"Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts. And mommy says they're magically delicious." I had to literally stop the video because I was about to fall off my bed

[@Truth72500]

Mommy called the doctor and the doctor said ban Jeff Dunham on your bed

[@michaelzainey5781]

Best part ever.

[@roycedutch1]

That’s the good thing about being a ventriloquist, you can laugh at your own joke because it technically, you’re not the one telling the joke

[@mihunting861]

Oh guitar guy your in the story to

[@davidnissim589]

Even Jeff couldn’t help but laugh at that.

[@danielday6222]

Jeff: The stockings were hung by chimney with care. Peanut: And believe me the room could use some fresh air.

[@BennyLlama39]

"Seriously, how the hell did *that* tradition start?" 😀

[@danielday6222]

@@BennyLlama39 "what?"

[@raedroid1703]

“Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them up with goodies (gags)”

[@leociresi4292]

“Sally what’s in yours? “Nuts!” “And Mom says they’re magically delicious!”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@donnacooper639]

The guitar player is cracking me with his facial expressions

[@thejester533]

Jeff:you're ruining this story Audience member: no he's making it better

[@usamazahid3882]

Yeah Jeff's ruining the story, Peanut's making it hilarious. Somebody outta tell Jeff to let his puppets do what they want, and Not to rudely interrupt and mistreat them.

[@Truth72500]

Be better if someone else did the puppet work and jeff just do the talking so he can be more interactive

[@princetb3208]

@@Truth72500 then the puppets wouldn't be as expressive physically and somtimes jeff likes to improvise and add in extra punches it would be difficult for the other to keep up

[@usamazahid3882]

@@princetb3208 Granted, like Peanut said to him that Jeff was a real pervert eating out of his own jockstrap.

[@forestleaning9644]

peanut is the funniest puppet he has lol

[@flashrun85]

yep

[@lukeatronics7680]

Ye and achmed or the skeleton guy

[@AMETHYST21897]

+Frances Leaning i like achmed, peanut, and josé, and walter too

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

Agreed!

[@nelsonmandelawanabee2505]

100%

[@sweetjoey2]

jeff almost lost it again with jingle bombs and how brian never laughed we'll never know

[@warmcanadain7649]

He’s on a different plane of existence

[@katherineelmer3648]

Yes almost almost but he lost a bit time when he said the polios

[@Wolffen51]

Jingle Bombs I like, this one, not so much

[@ginapetolicchio2684]

​@@katherineelmer3648 Poliosis lol and it actually is a thing

[@katherineelmer3648]

@ginapetolicchio2684 I know but it's just their reaction that had ne laughing

[@theunderdogfromtheundergro7173]

4:56 The Night Before Christmas Part 2 Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg XD I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!

[@queenesther09]

"And all his little dollies have poliosis."

[@southparkboyproductions6040]

I wanna read that!

[@mrj8242]

That parts the best 😂

[@WingZero172]

No matter how many times I watch Jeff's Christmas special or clips from it, the jokes always make me laugh! And it's multiplied by watching Papa Gates just trying to contain himself!

[@nakitawinton5339]

Hi

[@mcxcdx]

The best part starts at: 1:55 when Peanut says: (Believe me the room could use some fresh air)

[@itsyourboy7150]

"and a big snort of crack. oh guitar guy your in the story too" I was dead. "Wheres the part where Santa's caught breaking and entering" "it's. not breaking an entering" "oh keep reading I think it qualifies"

[@itsyourboy7150]

"he fell down". "he fell down". "oh why does nobody ever see this he is drunk off his ass" I couldn't breathe after that I was on my ass laughing

[@xamericangloryx3961]

+The One Eyed King my fav part is "how does Santa get to the kids in the apartment uncle Jeffey? They have to buzz his ass in."

[@itsyourboy7150]

Volbeat Addictionz lol

[@kayliegerrek8002]

I know right!!! It sooo funny I was dead too!

[@kayliegerrek8002]

@@itsyourboy7150 😂😂😂

[@elliewilliams8371]

Jeff Dunham is the best in the world and will always be number one

[@nickjones9291]

I've seen some funny ventriloquists, but Jeff is in a whole different category

[@invisibleenenra9596]

3. Kevin Hart 2. Gabriel Iglesias 1. Jeff Dunham

[@luisalvarado754]

@InvisibleEnenra All these three need to do a special together.

[@vildehansen4427]

@@invisibleenenra9596 and also this young girl who won with this girl doll talking... the were good too

[@tyyip1829]

Gave a whole new dimension to "laughing at your own jokes"!

[@GamingFanactic911]

This is my Christmas tradition; to watch this special every year. PEANUT never stops making me laugh every time. XD lol

[@davidxanderandnakoa9057]

Who's your favorite character my favorite character is Peanut go check out Peanuts rap

[@antasmathebatking2386]

I am going to show BOT's staff this special this Christmas! They vill laugh their ASSES off! I know I vill! SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

[@kennethdutton6626]

Ass oh

[@cherimilner237]

Peanut need to be quit!!!!

[@antasmathebatking2386]

@@cherimilner237 LOOK WHO'S TALKING, ASSHOLE!

[@OlaftheGreat]

Jeff is back and forth between internally laughing his ass off and legitimately being pissed off at a puppet. It's just so goddamn beautiful

[@plaguedaddy2529]

Logic+Christmas= Peanuts commentary.

[@CenturianTale_Halo]

Yep

[@EricFletchMagic]

U got 💯 A+

[@luvmibebes84]

"How does he get in the ampartments uncle Jeffie :3"

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Ruby the Fox they gotta buzz his ass in. UHH UHUUUUUU "santa claaaauuuus"

[@luvmibebes84]

Sanstheskelapun And alll thought the AMPARTMENTS not a creature was stirring *peanut entrrups* Unless the a(beep) f(beep) two bee

[@thiccnimbus6935]

Ruby the Fox a mouse no if your in in apartment that's a Rat

[@Josiaht1d]

they had to buzz his ass in ugh ugh santa clause

[@megalacarioex2662]

Ruby the Fox they had to buzz his ass in

[@disneygirlflorida]

Guitar guy and peanut awesome combo 😆 🤣

[@bjsdemon]

I used to own a copy of this special years ago and since then, it's become a sort of tradition for me to watch it a few times during the holiday season. Never fails to make me smile, if not outright giggle.

[@alylevi9506]

I absolutely love Peanut 😂😂 guitar guy made me laugh so hard at how annoyed he looked throughout it all 😂😂😂

[@melissadelaney1508]

Ok that's good

[@melissadelaney1508]

I have to go anywhere

[@marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355]

😯🤤🤧🕳️🙅#

[@debra8679]

This is so funny😂. You can't help but laugh until u get tears in your eyes.

[@rhiannonbrown9880]

Poor Brian (Guitar Guy) trying to stay composed the whole time.

[@FreedomFighter2002]

who looks like Jeff - are they related?

[@FreedomFighter2002]

who looks like Jeff - are they related?

[@rhiannonbrown9880]

FreedomFighter2002 I don't think so.

[@ATX51232]

+Rhiannon Brown no they aren't. Brian (aka Guitar guy, aka Papa Gates) is the dad of synyster gates from avenged sevenfold

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+Rhiannon Brown And failing miserably. But then Jeff is cracking up too.

[@adventureman98]

When you realize that Guitar Guy is Brian Haner, aka Papa gates, the father to one of the greatest guitarists to ever live, Brian Haner Jr., aka Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold

[@MyBahamas242]

Synester Gates looks just like his old man

[@cadenconley3153]

You sir have good eyes

[@brianamanley3133]

It cool am I right

[@tigerjoe7743]

Shit, I just knew..

[@blaizeroyer1721]

adventureman98 I was scrolling through the comments looking for someone who knew who he was!!

[@jorjanovak7147]

This has to be one of my FAVORITE Peanut moments 😂

[@TheDarkLordK]

Mouse? You wish! You're in a apartment, that's a RAT!

[@tiastube834]

LMAO

[@michaelgraham5542]

nut ass

[@jukebox_draws]

I know that's my fav part besides the oy vei

[@seantaylor4038]

true

[@staticmations4764]

We layed down FOR A THICK SNORT OF CRACK!!!!

[@egnato1165]

Best this about this is the guitarist doing his absolute best to hold back the laugh and act annoyed that Peanut keeps interrupting him

[@friendlybee9476]

Peanut: "How does Santa get to the kids in the apartment, Uncle Jeffy? Crowd and Me: " Awww..." Peanut: "They have to buzz his ass in!" Me: (through tears of laughter) "Dammit, Peanut!"

[@cappivaughn7266]

jeffy sml

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

@@cappivaughn7266 How ironic! They both involve puppets!

[@darkmagicianboy3547]

Oh guitar guy! You're in this story too!!! lmao

[@islandvibez02]

2:25 - 2:36, "Sally, what's in yours?" Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious. Lol. Had me dying.

[@joycedalton6572]

How Brian kept a straight face is amazing.

[@subjectdelta4758]

"Sally what's in yours?" "Nuts, and mommy says they’re magically delicious" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PapaLobo94]

Subject Delta Δ “You are ruining this story!”

[@theunluckcat6994]

@@PapaLobo94 " well you're the perv eating out of your own jock strap "

[@tiffanypearce2638]

LMAO

[@legoferdinand2183]

That really ruined the Christmas stockings moment when Peanut made a nuts joke and saying that they are magically delicious

[@Demon-ft1th]

I use that joke and its really fun

[@jzy7700]

Shoutouts for the Guitar guy for literally backing up Jeff and Peanut. Ps. His final 5 chords are divine 5:21

[@Ladypool30]

Jeff and Brian are trying so hard to stifle their laughter...although Brian broke out laughing when Jeff had achmed in the semi beginning part of the show

[@paybackmafia9554]

He sprang to his slay to his team he gave a whistle Gotta go quick cause there's a cop with a pistole I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂

[@nerfcousins9905]

Peanut:It's old and stupid. Jeff:its tradition. Peanut:tis it?

[@iamthemeguyhere]

He should’ve said “Tis?”

[@thebigdog2295]

No matter how many times I watched this, it will make me laugh. This is one video that should be played every Christmas. And I've got to give the guy playing major respect. I would have been on the floor holding my sides from laughing to much.

[@TikiFoamy38]

5:21 I love the way the guitarist played that.

[@Inactive7095]

“It’s tradition!” Peanut backs up “Tiss it?”

[@-cirquedesmorts-4761]

Tiss Tis Ti T P Pi Pis Piss *Piss it?*

[@madsb4byy314]

Peanuts aggressive head shake at the guitar guy is so FUNNY 😭💀

[@naybear3660]

"Santa's gonna bring me a GIJoe ...and a bong and daddy what's a ho ho ho" 🤣🤣🤣DEAD!!!

[@jonathanthomas8770]

I think it was daddy wants a ho ho ho

[@GuninGames]

It's daddy and the three hoes

[@outlawassassin8230]

Peanut makes this story a whole lot better. Makes me laugh every time I watch.

[@robertquackenbush5547]

Peanut really tried to get guitar guy to laugh

[@dawnrussell8867]

Love Jeff Dunham, haven't laughed so hard in years. The man is a genius

[@wrestlecrazygamer7419]

Guitar Guy was 100% done with Peanut the first time he opened his mouth.

[@fadedthunder369]

"And all the Jews were at the movies!" *this is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?*

[@onemercilessming1342]

Kudos to Guitar Guy for not collapsing into roll-on-the-floor laughter.

[@shadowrush001]

"you know how else I know you're on drugs? you're looking me in the eye and think I'm actually looking back." he has a good point.

[@joannwier5648]

shadow rush

[@robertsmithii6947]

I'll never see that story the same any more. This one's much funnier

[@brandon-clivekyle415]

Props out to the guitar player for not losing his composure.

[@rickydiscer2894]

They didn't show the part when guitar guy was laughing his ass off.

[@crystalpiotrowski8218]

Ricky Discer poliosis

[@carlosrosales4570]

That’s probably the best part of many

[@kerriethompson2073]

That's during the Achmed part.

[@treymclaughlin1931]

PEANUT: U N C L E. J E F F Y ? JEFF : WHAT DOING

[@rubyedwards2037]

Pink Lemonade 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cleansedbyfire9223]

Peanut: “Can’t wait to hear the story next year. The Night Before Christmas Part 2: Santa’s on dialysis and he’s missing a leg.” Absolutely hilarious, but that hit a little too hard at home.

[@I.D.M.]

Peanut, you funny purple lil' thing :P

[@Dooneru]

he's a woozle, watch his old stuff. He used to have a part where he actually said that.

[@thebossofyou5282]

Loki from binding of isaac wait what the hell is a woozle?

[@thebossofyou5282]

Already know now I looked it up seven weeks ago but thanks

[@Alex-vr2yf]

Tis it?

[@thebossofyou5282]

Haha

[@reynaselestino4048]

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight "Merry Christmas To All Oh Crap I Ran Over Your Bike" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrakePlayz0305]

I love how Jeff can’t even help himself from laughing😂😂

[@shannonfriet6291]

hilarious!!!! peanut is my favorite character!!!👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@jeremyswarthout8570]

H.J. Buttkisster 😂😂

[@majoragony3579]

H.J. Buttkisster whose isn’t he

[@RobbieRR]

"with mom in her kerchief and me in my cap..." "Had just settled down for a big snort of crack!" DEAR GOD MY SIDES OW HELP LAUGHING HURTS

[@fadedthunder369]

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team, gave a whistle- *"Gotta go quick, cause there's a cop, with a pistol!"* But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight- *"Merry Christmas to all- Oh crap, I ran over your bike."*

[@bamagirl098]

Omg

[@aubs51409]

Peanut is my favorite one. I've watched the Christmas Special, Arguing With Myself, Minding the Monsters, Unhinged in Hollywood, All Over The Map, and a bunch of others! I'm a big fan.

[@CS55CL16]

Am I the only one who actually forgets that it’s Jeff and that the puppets aren’t really alive? 2019 anyone????

[@Aurelius_II]

I'm watching in 2019

[@addisonrae2357]

I'm watching in 2019 to

[@cactiboi8910]

Sorry I’m watching in 1956

[@CoffeeManiac20]

same

[@theholydoge7616]

They are alive (don't tell the kids) XD

[@paybackmafia9554]

the stocking was hang by the chimney with care and believe me the room could use some fresh air best line ever