Pearl Clutching Boomer Grifter Gets Mad At People Having S3X

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[@ManCheetah294]

I feel like if this guy was whiskey/cigar coded and not lgbt coded these boomers would have no issue. It always boils down to them not liking anything remotely non-straight.

[@alexj-t2331]

It’s ironic that cigars are straight coded since they’re basically dong shaped

[@bradmyers5354]

@@alexj-t2331this boomer is a veteran of the Gulf War. Everything about his life is dong shaped. From the bullets he fired at Kuwaiti and Iraqi civilians in the first Gulf War to the crayons he ate with his MREs. He definitely rammed a big ole stogie into his mouth while admiring his war crimes of the day.

[@Rusticrogue17]

@@alexj-t2331 and very much viewed as such in the gay leather community.

[@Gorehoundula]

@@alexj-t2331 Sexual repression. I assume every homophobe smoking a cigar is living out their cock lust right out in the open, and probably in front of children. Gross.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Dude conservatives are so strange about sex, I don’t get it. They tried really hard to traumatize me into being sex negative and it backfired.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Why are they obsessed with children? This isn’t appealing to children. If I want the guys number it’s because I want to bed him sure but after that I want to… IDK play Stardew or Warframe. If I just want to bang I would make something less personal like social media that I can easily ignore.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Children, children, children. Seriously what is wrong with these people? It’s marked 18+ and they are obsessed with how it is marketed to children. They hear sex and just start thinking about children.

[@streamerssaymyname]

​@@n0etic_f0x as they always say "think of the children!" whenever they talk about anything sex related

[@n0etic_f0x]

@@streamerssaymyname As a gay man I have never thought about both having sex and children at the same time. But they just can’t help it. You ask their favorite sex toy and they respond with child.

[@darwinism8181]

If you have negative feelings about sex you won't talk about being LGBT or how the priest or your dad touches you. That's it. That's the reason.

[@nonreligionist]

Saying their video is being pushed to children is like saying porn mags were pushed to kids for being in gas stations 😂

[@adrenalproduct]

Also my friends and I used to steal porno mags from our conservative fathers/uncles/brothers back in the day 🤣 as if conservative men are really that pious. If this old moron was propositioned by a bunch of conventionally attractive cis women to go to a sex party he’d be all over it.

[@AnotherVolvoxFan]

Ah, but porn mags are straight or lesbian, that´s okay for boys to look at. And girls have no sexuality, you know.

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

Old man rages at people having fun.

[@streamerssaymyname]

Just mad his kind of fun is illegal.

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

@streamerssaymyname Yeah, he's got them Skeet Hansen vibes.

[@DJAngelcakes]

"Naked men? Where? So that I know where I should avoid? Describe the men to me, so I know who I shouldn't talk to."

[@catborg780]

As detailed as possible

[@SextonHardcastle85]

Say it slowly.

[@betterthanrae8137]

he just made up "the audience is 11 year olds" to have a reason to be mad about it. dude repeated "i dont like care or anything" like 20 times

[@iamtondro3747]

Man just needs to admit to himself that he's jealous

[@lucasLSD]

I know I am, damn, THREE SEX PARTIES!

[@suburban-vampire]

LOL if you Google "Can you sue a sperm donor for child support?" you get "NO" immediately LOL

[@n0etic_f0x]

I mean if you could do what she said surely she should do it two more times and get 120% of his paychecks, that’s just efficiency.

[@ultrav5012]

for me all the answers imply "yes" lol

[@n0etic_f0x]

@@ultrav5012 Your answer implies that if this happens four times then for every dollar you earn you actually are burdened with twenty cents in debt and if it happens eight times you incur 140 percent of your income not as income but rather as debt? So if you earn 100 dollars you actually earn a debt of 140 dollars? Yeah I don’t think so.

[@ultrav5012]

@@n0etic_f0x ???? Im confused what are you talking about? all i got in my search results is that unless it is done through a valid organization and contractually kept anonymous through the company, you can still be ordered child support.

[@n0etic_f0x]

@@ultrav5012 Say a sperm donor has eight recipients. Each sue for child support and gets it. Okay so the donor now owes 240% of their paycheck to the recipients. This is what you claim to have found.

[@sir_ridley388]

"Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you" An old hymn from church probably

[@UpsideDown853]

Here I was, lighting my J, innocently intending to scroll. Next thing I know I come across comments like these. I really can’t breath 🤣

[@llpolluxll]

"I'm not hung up with what people do." Uh huh....

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

"I don't think about it frequently and then yell at my confused erection"

[@rangeraero]

"They all look the same" he says while looking like every other boomer dad in the world.

[@bloodmoon0746]

A huge self report that all these conservatives immediately think of children whenever they see sexual or suggestive content.

[@roidboid2874]

i was a veteran 600 years ago so my opinions are all right sorry obviously intelligence is highly important in the marines and the army

[@lolasdm6959]

The intelligence test can be retaken and the questions are repeated meaning if you fail you can just retake it after looking up answers on line almost immediately. There is a saying in China "Good iron aren't for nails, and good men aren't for the army"

[@hausdorffspace]

I'm going to be honest. I've never been invited to 3 sex parties on the same day and I am kind of pissed off about that. Am I so pissed off that I would make a video about it? Maybe.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Cheat code is just befriending furries, you don’t even have to be one, we are very accepting.

[@hausdorffspace]

@@n0etic_f0x OK, I'll give it a shot. TBH though, I am not great at making friends with people - which is probably why I rarely get invited to more than one sex party a week.

[@n0etic_f0x]

@@hausdorffspace None of us are good at making friends in standard settings. We are all Neurospicy, depressed, introverts who work in IT because computers are easier than people.

[@gayasparagus]

​@@n0etic_f0xRight?!!!

[@hausdorffspace]

@@n0etic_f0x Really? That is interesting.

[@Gamingpandacat]

iT gEtS sHoWn To CHILDREEIIIEENNDSSSS also conservatives: boys will be boys of course little jhonny is going to look up a girl's skirt, also the sequel: "where was she when I was in school hyuk hyuk"

[@Ghoulstille]

Gotta supplement that shite military pension somehow. What better way than to be a KZbin grifter.

[@grutsthefoodman3645]

Yeah it sucks when you can't get 100% pension or 100% disability benefits

[@lolasdm6959]

Lefty college students are some of the only people in the country who cares about them and its them many veterans choose to hate.

[@seraphonica]

this guy is very "back the blue sticker on the bumper but radar detector on the dashboard" coded

[@johnp4880]

Bro why did my first look at the thumbnail make me say “damn Brett Farve has let himself go”

[@RecMike]

Same. That Mississippi scandal took its toll lol

[@4-Methylaminorex]

​@@RecMikeI heard he did great things for the Afro-Marginalised

[@Nico_Sno]

Homies just trying to hide the fact he’s craving some brogurt

[@tubian323]

He seems more mad about this person potentially having sex with someone of the same gender than them going to a sex party. Or maybe he's a traditionalist "One man, one woman for life" type of guy.

[@LadyOfTheEdits]

I bet he wouldn't care if it was a straight white man going to sex parties.

[@FuzzyImages]

Who is this the old man is reacting to and how are they supposedly a "Kids Influencer".... is it just cause they are on Tik Tok, Grandpa?

[@wyrmoffastring]

Took me 5 seconds to find out the sperm donor story was from a satirical account that makes ragebait all the time. They are very open about the fact their shit's made up and they make it specifically to see how many people will do the bare minimum of clicking on their profile to see that it's all fake. I'd argue it's not a great idea anyway, because people will cut it and spread it deliberately but eh.

[@tricitymorte1]

😂 "Grinder sauce?! This guy has an account." Facts. The first video he was on about, the person was adorable and happy and engaging in consensual activities. Doesn't matter what it is, it was for adults that were there with enthusiasm to participate. I'm happy that they're happy. The second one, with the sperm donor: IF this is true... I do believe sperm donor information is kept private under HIPAA laws. Her friend at the bank would have committed a felony by giving her the donor's information. Also, I don't know of a single judge that would have awarded her any money from the sperm donor. I call BS on the whole thing. Boomers gonna Boomer.

[@MsTerkup]

The sperm donor TikTok is from an account clearly labeled satire, just a boomer missing the joke and not looking into even the account

[@deimoskaischylos]

I do not get people like hat man and never will. I’m not even a sex-haver, yet I was still excited for that person. They were just so happy and energetic and enjoying themselves about their parties, and enjoyed them safely. What is there to hate? But to lie about that being aimed “at children” was even worse. It seems like the Right, the side of “integrity,” never hesitates to lie in the service of their hateful agendas.

[@tsharabrown3719]

Yeah, I'm ace and sex-repulsed, so the sex party thing isn't my scene. But it was nice to see a fellow enby enjoying themself.

[@deimoskaischylos]

@@tsharabrown3719 Yeah! They were so giddy and excited. It was great to see

[@CrashKaiju]

I remember back in the day before he changed his name to odin whatever used to just react to stolen valor videos and airsoft cheaters

[@morgan_drui]

I’m old and I’m mad i wasn’t invited 😆 “not hung” up yes we know that’s why you weren’t invited

[@TheLizardKing752]

I love how happy and excited the person at the beginning is, super adorable.

[@LisaAnn777]

"odins men" thats ironic because many of the Norse themselves practiced polygamy and were fairly tolerant to sex (as tolerant as people could be back then I suppose lol) but i am not sure if he really considers himself "pagan" or just using the name "Odin's men" as a channel name?

[@sweetlikechocothai]

This guys channel used to be about stolen valour or something. Then he heard about Trans people and that’s all his videos are about now

[@ratto9508]

What is it with boomers and wearing caps indoors?

[@natheyshiro4119]

Same reason I wear them Ig, they don't have hair anymore 😅

[@suspicioususer]

you'd think the military would tell them not to wear covers inside

[@faithbad666]

Hair.... Lack of

[@feonjun]

This guy is not a boomer. He's a gen x who aged badly.

[@emoryogglethorp8180]

The vast majority of actual baby boomers are dead and everybody knows this, the term is used to describe people with a certain attitude these days, you could be 14 years old and still be a boomer LOL

[@feonjun]

@@emoryogglethorp8180 LOL! I hear ya. I just thought it's funny that's all.

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

Lol, how do they live with themselves

[@UpsideDown853]

I don’t know what is better, watching this vid or going through these comments. What a crowd 😂

[@narillio1928]

I remember that guy i think, he reacted to a video criticising the US or the US army And during all of his "reaction" he was insulting the guy lmao He really dont help the stereotype that US soldier are dumb

[@thefraudulentbrit7516]

I’ve heard of this guy. I’ve seen him butt hurt at someone describing project 100k. I think he’s still bitter the us lost Vietnam.

[@Shanesawendsley]

I get it dude no one invites me to sex parties either but I don't feel the need to go on the internet and rant about how salty about it I am.

[@nadjabzhilyanskaya626]

Idk how it works on the sperm side. But when I was signing up to donate eggs you have to sign away your rights to the kid and thus you are also no longer responsible for the kids that result from your eggs. I would assume that donating sperm would be the same so given the paper trail that story shouldn’t be legally possible. So I vote fake.

[@Gorehoundula]

Bro, the parts of the video that weren't shown (18+, under 25 ew) were the fucking greatest takedown of the conservative "groomer" myth just by themselves. They know they are making this shit up.

[@diamond_dynamo2214]

tbh the only thing I find objectionable is the concept of getting pizza on a day when you're bottoming at sex parties. like maybe they're just built different, but I would be avoiding dairy at all costs

[@gekirobo8720]

Why the heck did this make me laugh?😂

[@poigntless]

He doesn't know what he's mad about but he's mad about something damnit.

[@Archangelico]

The sperm donor story is from a satirical account. Like it’s literally the first thing stated on their profile.

[@emoryogglethorp8180]

Yeah that sounded fake even to me, and I'm kind of dumb LOL

[@temerodiavolo470]

*bad to the bone riff plays*

[@moploplus]

12:05 >unbelievable Yeah I agree! Almost like it's not real or something!

[@goblin3359]

I know that people tend to get more settings their ways as they get older. But I really hope that when I am this dude's age I will be able to remain curious and open minded about the world around me. It must be a sad, bland experience to be as joyless and narrow minded as he is.

[@rishaa682]

Larp that you work hard 😂

[@anothercub6958]

So in that first video, does anyone have any idea who the guy is and whether he's actually a "kids influencer" like the title says? Like where did this Odin guy get that from? Edit: Nvm dude is just that stereotypical old man confused at everything.

[@Rusticrogue17]

14:00 his sheer panic over the hundreds of times he donated sperm possibly costing him 40% of his income each.

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

Of course he has a PBR hat on. I couldn't have imagined him without one.

[@Nekulturny]

He just sounds mad nobody invited him to any parties. Can't figure out why though.

[@LadyOfTheEdits]

I envy how fabulous that first was. Maybe once I get my hrt I'll be more like her/ them.

[@NetanyahooWarCriminal]

Lol he looks like an old gay Bret farve

[@xiao668]

That Tiktoker is so cute tho 🥺💕

[@AlexandraSpeaks]

Jake have you seen that rule 34 was updated?

[@natheyshiro4119]

TF that mean? I'm obliviously not interested....

[@ValleyMansonOfficial]

the old guy looks like a gay barber I know fr

[@4over9]

Soulless comment for the algorithm

[@speed0spank]

This just turns everything on its head 🙃

[@thetiredcynic]

Lmao take my sub

[@Fresh_yams]

Joe is WILD

[@lolasdm6959]

Joe maybe old, but he has a young mind