Pedestrian Question - Are You Drunk?

[@vanillavanvilla3354]

"Are you drunk?" "No. I am not." "Ya stoned?" "Yep!"

[@cyan5866]

What is stoned

[@vanillavanvilla3354]

Pretty Panda🐼 If you have to ask that maybe you shouldn't be on here kiddo

[@ddylanthomson]

lmao

[@digum04]

Or maybe he is from a non=english speaking country like me, although I do believe I get what it means.

[@hencytjoe]

High, as in using marijuana.

[@sunny-zs8oc]

are you drunk? No. Are you stoned? Yes. the key to success has been revealed and its inside this mans skull

[@hencytjoe]

I just love how honest he is. :)

[@johnysony6794]

Stoned means??

[@naga3316]

If you don't know what stoned means, you don't deserve to know.

[@vanessaruiz4705]

Naga, do you know that there are many languages in the world and that many people writing comments here are not native English speakers? he could have checked on google though.

[@naga3316]

Do you know that I literally don't give 2 shits? English is my third language yet I speak it perfectly fine. There's no excuse

[@paskiim]

"Are you stoned?"... "Yes" hahahah Lovely :)

[@lingxiaoli7231]

when he said "No", he just nodded, lol

[@arijitm2000]

superbly cool response indeed ;)

[@CheezersDeluxe]

Tryin to skatboard.

[@SicariiD]

sounds messy

[@M0R197]

"Cleavland Ohiyoooo"

[@noura7890]

Max Sass 😭😭😭😭

[@crabmanboyjake2077]

That's kinda how we always say it.

[@JMJ5196]

Hhahahaa I had to replay that a couple times

[@sophiatheisen565]

Max Sass cringed

[@nyclurker603]

I wanna hang with her lmao

[@Alduric]

u got a weed?

[@dpossel4021]

95 Ole

[@ezraangeljaramillobarrios6685]

L

[@xxgaelxxtrujillo7004]

No

[@khalifakushgang1056]

Yes

[@nowheregirl1585]

Phil V that's high not drunk!😂

[@thestonedmartian6480]

Did that girl at the end say "gotta any weed?" Haha

[@ScreechMerchantRecords]

You gotta be?

[@nesnalica]

she said: "You got a Wii?" refering to the latest Nintendo console.

[@pennydesouza]

TheNesnalica She actually said "You gotta pee?", referring to the half-empty 1L bottle of water the interviewer was holding.

[@nesnalica]

@K D :p

[@JoeEnigma]

@K D I wonder about that girl, Rumor is she's still "tryin to Skatboard" locals say they see her around sometimes skat'ing down the road drunk out of her mind asking people if they have a Wii.

[@brigadierburnsauce]

I had a few drinks, y'know, tryna scatboard in Austin!

[@armygringo]

At least she isn't getting nuked, like back in the 80's

[@brubbys]

armygringo xD I just finished watching that Kevin bacon video before this one, you made me laugh so hard xD

[@JoeEnigma]

Dat Scatboard! :D

[@VamosJunge]

Yeah.. shit with wheels

[@JaimeEskobar]

haha she's the coolest :P always cracks me up watching this video xD

[@negativeindustrial]

That's not fair they're on 6th street. Of course they're drunk

[@Annicosia]

Heard

[@BOSAceZero]

LMAAAAAAOOOOOO -"are you drunk?" -"no" -"are you stoned?" -"yes"

[@WilliamGrayson96]

And the winner is.... Annika Patricia Norton and her skatboard! Congratulations! 

[@johanv2]

lol

[@vannie27]

i dont get it...?

[@johanv2]

vannie27 Look at 2:50 and then read the comment again

[@WilliamGrayson96]

vannie27 Based on her speech and body movements I believe the girl with the skateboard is the drunkest out of all of them. That's why I said she is the "winner"

[@Annicosia]

I did not like winning this but that’s okay. Still won ur mom 😮

[@Newyorkmars]

SKAT BORD LOL

[@The88shrimp]

WTF America's definition of drunk is quite different to Australia's. It seams like having 2 beers in America is enough to be considered drunk.

[@LordDequavious]

and you can have like 10 beers in Australia and you are still only tipsy

[@The88shrimp]

***** Yep I was out till 3 on New Years eve which is when the pub closed and they still gave me drinks to drink on the walk home.

[@catarinabakker8405]

+Acra Miraql Same in Portugal! Well, at least for me

[@helloworld6160]

+The88shrimp yeah in a US the bar tenders are reasonable for you when you leave. thell take your keys and call you a cab.. and giving you beer to take home is a serious nono they could get there liquor licence taken away

[@nuclearrwessels6656]

+The88shrimp Someone doesn't have to be stumbling looking like an ass to be considered drunk. I can get myself together enough to coherently answer questions and still be drunk....usually.

[@joanatf1223]

THAT GIRL IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN THE STONED GUY WAS ON. OH MY GOD LOLOL #photobomb

[@001GenLee]

lol

[@FlNALIZE]

Alice Felicity gyazo.com/81d4addf46e889104c9833061fcb4ee6

[@joanatf1223]

Cuhx/Solo THANK YOU.

[@FlNALIZE]

Alice Felicity Anytime :D

[@clothilde1623]

Wow, people can get arrested just for being drunk in public? I'd love to see them try and implement that here in the UK, lol. There ain't enough police in the world.

[@mediaSophia88]

Only in the state's. And the fine is huge!

[@clothilde1623]

How much is the fine? That's mad - how on Earth do they police the streets on a Friday and Saturday night?!

[@tomomichalcak4171]

What a pile of bullshit...in Slavic countries you would get arrested for being sober in public :D Seriously though, I never had a cop take a bottle from me when we were drinking outside in the town.

[@bncrfts]

Sophia B. Williams It is illegal to be drunk and disorderly in public.

[@viper1431]

It's already an offense to be drunk in public in the UK. Same here in Australia. It's just the police won't really care unless you being really stupid and dangerous..

[@DaOfficialjokesters]

TRYNA SKATBOARD IN AUSTIN LMAO. KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[@Marie-hq3yx]

R U drunk ? -Yes I'm not. I mean... No I am...

[@bkm6261]

Jimmy Kimmel is so fucking hot.

[@LastbutNotFirst]

...

[@man_on_wheelz]

...

[@man_on_wheelz]

sokseb shut up

[@man_on_wheelz]

sokseb Oh well since you put it that way...

[@subtlyobvious]

...

[@26PRO26]

dat mustache tho

[@marinedoc92]

"tryna skat-board" is the funniest thing I've heard all week right after that "Linda, listen to me" kid. lmfao

[@callum7115]

Girl behind the guy in the sombrero

[@zamzam3396]

The guy draws a hard line between drunk and high. lol

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

people in california sure seem different than...everywhere else

[@thalia9708]

Wow thanks...😑

[@zumis1011]

Joshcoshbagosh elaborate...

[@MrFallout3man]

Joshcoshbagosh I think this was in texas.

[@MissMozzie1]

I know this is way late but he said this was 6th Street. That's in Austin, Texas where all the college kids go to party. That's why it's the best place to ask this question haha

[@pattyreed2011]

They were from different states. Ohio, Texas, I think Alex was the only one from L.A.

[@lolanaterlin]

"You got weed?"

[@T0rche]

Pause at 1:12 .... George Clooney, top left corner...

[@BOSAceZero]

chilling all casually xD like he aint hella famous... homie you famous, you cant be normal lol

[@justtxmee2001]

That's not George Clooney

[@ThatPAThfinder]

^Sherlock

[@mrj6583]

And Ford Harrison with a cap

[@ilovewaltdisney]

woowww

[@Dahbz14]

Sum tims i leik tu "Skat bord" tou.

[@amandatta7479]

sinsel1434 scaat board

[@FlockofSmeagles]

Aman Datta skatt buard brao.

[@LustigeNeueVideos]

you got weed

[@leahlovesyew4454]

gota skat bord al tha dayz of tha year 24/7

[@kyhdc]

2:23 girl eating shoulder of a man

[@0906271]

XD

[@LuciSadlo]

I love when he asks random people questions like this...lmao

[@olgaespinoza59]

HAHAHAHAA THE LAST GIRL KILLED ME !

[@metalElvalover]

The girl from Cleveland reminds me of Mona Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec...

[@jacepoulsen]

I swear to drunk, I am not god!

[@SicariiD]

im not as think as you drunk i am, officer...

[@aplebian7097]

I'm not as officer as you drunk I'm think..

[@heyitsannie7666]

+SicariiD don't threat me with a good time?

[@HippieMosquitoQuatro]

i feel like all the police need to do is pose as a film crew and just ask people incriminating questions, straight up...

[@jedi33634]

HippieMosquitoSquat They can't.

[@Superstargram]

I love the first guy lol

[@elhoussine]

the last girl lol.....u got a weed. ..lolll

[@pennydesouza]

Alexis is spiritually Cameron Diaz.

[@FungusMossGnosis]

+pennydesouza I thought she was almost a dead-ringer for Joanna Newsom.

[@genericusername566]

the girl behind the guy at 2:22 is drunk

[@user-ec3wq7fu2q]

Comic Book Kid yeeeaaaaah

[@WiWillemijn]

1:14 George Clooney in the audience

[@brandongooch8044]

Hahaha

[@meganbliss7675]

It's not him.

[@mangolassi_.]

You just got to love Jimmy Kimmel. He makes it a pleasant experience to meet drunk people on the streets. Amazing.

[@AnthonyEdwardStarkIronMan]

"O" ha "YO"

[@petercdowney]

Here in Britain, being drunk in public is technically illegal but they only enforce that law if the person is so smashed that they start doing stupid things like climbing on Stonehenge. Public drinking and public intoxication are both considered to be socially acceptable in Britain. British tourists have a reputation for giving the locals in many countries a first-hand experience of what the British drinking culture is like.

[@shawnoneal8646]

thank you that everybody involved in making these videos, it never fails it's always a good laugh and other times it's serious. thanks

[@dipeshmalla4545]

2:54 girl tumbling is just GOLD!

[@abdurahmanyatsenko1132]

i like how she said: " Oh hi Yoooh"

[@charlotted4642]

Here in Texas we're always drunk it our thing

[@dianacortes9499]

Charlotte D haha yess

[@oldschoolcollodion]

Fargo is a close second

[@moonrider4810]

1:11 the guys on the left.. is it George Clooney..?? XD

[@marywollstonecraft4380]

hahaha he's not

[@Jenny-ru4hf]

+Moon Rider LOL no...

[@moonrider4810]

well then he must be George "CLONE"y.. you know what I'm saying..? XD

[@dr.o8967]

+Moon Rider yeah he had an accident

[@dasharamirez4930]

+Moon Rider actually Clooney has 2 O's so that won't really spell clone

[@fireball7258]

The last girl made me die 😂😂😂 ✌🏻

[@TUBESTEAKNIG]

"Skatboard" dont wanna try that

[@tinapunzalan8733]

I love anyone who is drunk! :)

[@mario1121703]

He looks like a younger Tom hanks lol

[@XanderBeckett1]

I would definitely enter that first guy.

[@megd5144]

first guy is hot as hell

[@atiithe]

Meg D weird

[@user-nf3hh8kn5r]

Ikr he's actually really good looking

[@masteruniter]

Yeah , I think Jimmy Kimmel is hot too

[@ramboramone3242]

yeah hes cute

[@user-nf3hh8kn5r]

yusuf zulfi 😂😂😂😭

[@ChurbroNZ]

Skatboard LOL

[@nismo9574]

Weed is a few million times better than alcohol.

[@pjao1822]

Tecnosnipe yeah. FACT!

[@SamFr1000]

I'm slightly concerned with the fact I found the woman at the end attractive. Drunk skater chicks are hot apparently.

[@TheSuperjacobo]

Are you drunk?

[@SamFr1000]

+Jacob Duncan yes, but the point stands.

[@TheSuperjacobo]

+SamFr1000 true but not for me personally lol

[@JakeTheGuitarGuru]

I love how when that girl said she was from cleveland most of the crowd went "ugh".

[@johnadithya8507]

2:21 behind the man that little girls face LOL!!!

[@NateAndKevinPlay]

"are you drunk?" "No." "Are you stoned?" "Yes"

[@Saracramenta]

the first guy is hot

[@atiithe]

judy garland weird

[@chrisc.7414]

Skatboard Definition of someone that is drunk while skateboarding.

[@jordynsutts6295]

" just get drunk and hug a cop" the single reason why I love jimmy kimmel

[@NowhereFast_]

Being From Texas And a HUGE UT Fan This KILLED ME! 2:03

[@frisco9568]

Weed is less harmless than alcohol.

[@andriannasir6831]

I love this pedestrian session lol

[@eliteempire2269]

A li... Ya! 😆 drunk in Texas tryna skatbard!😂💀

[@crystalsonnier332]

Lol the girl in the back at 2:22

[@xxxx-ki4qq]

Little girl posing behind the dude at 2:20 and runs away at 2:27 :"")

[@harambeisbae1452]

I'm from Houston too

[@IcedHaloz]

3:03 omfg she's cuteeeeeeeeee!

[@Pathologymadesimple]

Loved that last lady- cute expressions

[@markvserik]

Being drunk in public is is illegal in Texas? that's pretty sad

[@SixtyeightWhiskey1]

I'm in Texas, and it depends. If you are drunk in public, and your just having a good time nobody cares, but if you are drunk and being an ass, then being drunk just gives the cops a reason to take you to jail.

[@mimipanda8431]

i think public intoxication is in most states. i agree with above comment though.

[@markvserik]

sixtyeight Whiskey Alright I guess that's reasonable. I'm just used to drinking in the streets and parks all the time

[@chaarliieh5059]

Miranda Martinez doing cocaine in pubic should be legal

[@sisbrawny]

Taxislut NO

[@P0sku]

last girl nailed it :Ddd "got a weed"??

[@jazzyflower9102]

2:23 the little girl XD

[@electablebee]

2:05 look at that guy trying to get a cheeky little advert on there

[@reeeeee987]

am i drunk? that's a funny question... here, hold my beer

[@yachlimi]

Ohio girl killed me hahaha

[@leahishimwe226]

Hahaha this is so funny i couldn't stop laughing I'm so addicted to this show

[@Tmillea]

Are you stoned

[@Glue88]

YES

[@anniayvane]

the last chick lol

[@krushkash]

Look how cheerfull these people are 🍺

[@phoenixgreco5638]

I got drunk and hugged a cop once... didn't go well.

[@NyolateAMV]

Jimmy's eyes heavybags + speech trails off = drunk jimmy confirmed

[@Northstander]

That isn't a sombrero, it is a lampshade!

[@sanyone1659]

The mustache dude was expecting an ( ARE YOU HIGH ) 100% XD

[@PedroMartinez-mk2yr]

Like the Song says "down here in Texas, Its beer for breakfast". Lone Star State, Born and raised!!!! lol.

[@Pooben]

Skat board

[@andrewcassells5739]

The stoned guy was wearing a swearnet shirt lmfao

[@DanceMonkey1991]

Did the last girl ask if he's got any weed or of he's got to wee ? Lol

[@rockabilly]

I love the girl at the end...u got weed?

[@dtrain3219]

Toulouse is a good bar 😂!!!

[@hosechorales2744]

this video is a perfect representation of weed & alcohol on people.

[@curlytana01]

that last girl look exactly like Nicole Sullivan from madtv

[@evleen9530]

I can't get enough of this video

[@zlampey9205]

"Hook em horns" 😂😂😂🏈

[@morgansupreme2282]

the last one was epic

[@daniellecuc123123]

Yay , Cleveland Ohio !!

[@imbored4737]

2:18 the girl in the back😂

[@JaketheTTTHHHNAKE]

How do the worst Clevelanders always make it on TV? I promise we're not all that bad!

[@EzraDair]

Since when they put on good people on TV for entertainment ? even Canadians hate the facts that they're known as super polite lol

[@natehoskins1305]

Jake Edwards hey I'm from Cleveland and i take no offence. We just seem real chill .

[@FlockofSmeagles]

Jake Edwards My question is where'd that crazy ass accent come from? I don't know anyone who speaks like that. Not even as a joke.

[@JaketheTTTHHHNAKE]

broshaman good question. I never knew us Clevelanders had an accent until I started traveling. I still can't tell.

[@ghassensmaoui6060]

-hi tell me your name and where are u from - hmmmm which one ?

[@charisascorp]

Cleveland!!! Hell Ya!

[@D0MiN0HD]

I'm not drunk I swear ossiffer!

[@ryanhocstetler]

I swear to drunk I'm not God, ossifer!

[@shiloweston]

Anonymou5 I'm not as think as your drunk I am! I just had a glass of dinner with my wine...

[@brainsley]

Once my mom got pulled over because one of her taillights was out, and she greeted the officer with, "wazzup ossifer?" Lol

[@willbeard3912]

What seems to be the ossifer problem?