Pekora Made a Weird Looking Stairs that's faster than Water Elevator 【Hololive Eng Sub】

The birth of "It's Miracle Super Illusion Stairs" made by Usaken CEO Usada Pekora
EDIT: after wracking my brains out I came up with a better TL at 2:27 and that is "it's about Mishmash of things"
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[@pastelcastiel1481]

>Modifies Shion's house uninvited >Talks about how superior her stairs design is >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves

[@yagooatthegoat]

Chad rabbit shachou

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

#Sigmausagilionairegrindset

[@herbderbler1585]

Just another warcrime to add to the list.

[@Ravenleaf182]

Pekora: "Do you know about this?" Chat: "Yes." Pekora: "Of course you don't" Chat: "Actually, we- -" Pekora: "I WILL SHOW YOU, SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW" Chat: *tries to demonstrate the patience of a parent watching their 5 year old child show off a new trick* Pekora: *screws up* "Eh, next time I'll make it go to the top." Chat: "We truly have learned something today."

[@Oujiii]

This comment perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Pekora and the Nousagis.

[@Orchested]

Pekora arguing with chat about her big knowledge of minecraft is the best 😂

[@badwulff]

It's so cute how she obviously wants to show them what she's proud to have learned

[@drakke125Channel]

Peko: There is no way in hell you can do that! Moona: What'sup? o---o Peko: DO U SEE THIS SHIT PEKO!!!! points at chat*

[@sandwich336]

Pekora: "Do you guys know this?" Chat: "Yes!" Pekora: "No You don't!" Chat: •_•

[@82nd_Alpharius]

Pekora : You weren't suppose to say that!

[@AngelsLance]

"Has this ever happened to you? *Shows scenes of holomems getting damage by the elevator magma block* "Or this?" *shows scenes of members drowning* "Hi! I'm Usada Pekora and I'm going to show you the amazing power of stairs!"

[@badwulff]

Pekora is the best Billy Mays I've ever seen

[@box_shadows125]

@Tudi20 you can have multiple stops on a magma one.

[@flamingspinach]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

[@yso-serious1759]

I love how everyone just keep vandalizing Shion's house. Aqua, Gura and Pekora 😆

[@Kaelik88]

Don't forget korone and okayu.

[@yso-serious1759]

@@Kaelik88 Even Korone and Okayu? lol They rarely play Minecraft. So I must have overlooked it. I need to check that out.

[@FrankToasty]

Don't forget about Marine who is with Aqua when they are vandalizing Shion's new house lol.

[@venkaramon]

Nah Korone and Okayu built rooms WITH shion they dont count

[@holo-xf9yu]

Poor shion just wants to play in peace but a couple of comedians destroying that peace .

[@MakotoTheKnight]

"This world is all about speed!" You see, this fits because now Miko can be the Demon Lord that slows her down

[@insch.9547]

Fast RPG

[@A-SUS]

Sounds like every kung fu teacher i knew in kung fu movies

[@Pfish1000]

Personally it gave me Dom in the first The Fast and the Furious giving his an inch or a mile speach vibes.

[@-hello6177]

sasuga pekora shachou, throwing a bunch of dirt and eaten food at shion's home

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

Pekora: "Do you guys know about this?" Chat: "We do." Pekora: "Listen here, you little shit." I kinda love Pekora and the Nousagis lol

[@thorn_lekoh]

"Itsa mirakuru suupaa iryujyon" is always a joy to hear, don't know why, it just sounds so silly

[@Alphonselle]

at least it's not danjyarasu.

[@jatisoem7472]

Anbribabo indeed

[@razalyomar1758]

then "kaidang" as icing on the cake

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

Doojyaaaan

[@HasekuraIsuna]

@@razalyomar1758 no "ng" on the end, just "kaidan"

[@ryofsun]

1:38 *sigh* "they just don't understand my genius"

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

"Speed is life" - Pekora, probably

[@erfanthered9801]

2013-2016 Jacksepticeye: could this woman be one of my people?

[@kamo7293]

she's been watching the weird side of Minecraft KZbin

[@pite9]

Shion the Hermit Witch: That annoying Cosplay Gamer Maid kept breaking into my house. I'll relocate somewhere where noone will bother me. Cragy rabbito: Please rate the stairs I built on your property!

[@eveakane6563]

Just like a used car salesman.

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

You mean "Used-Car" Salesman or Used "Car Salesman"

[@wiryantirta]

@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA yes

[@Lily-mk7mm]

"this worls is all about the speed" Not the rabbit in "the rabbit and the turtle" raising the ultimate flag lmao 💀💀

[@ghostrz1275]

smells like a new story arc here

[@angkunehonghindimakali]

Now, to wait for the turtle. 🤣 (I mean, which member's gonna represent the turtle?)

[@falacin5309]

You may have spoiled one of the HoloId gen 3 member 👀

[@circularangle4324]

Thing is, that rabbit slept. But this rabbit...the rabbit does not simply sleep...sleep, does rabbit.

[@natchu96]

tortoises are one thing hut turtles are aquatic it'd still probably beat the hare though

[@StarlineInfinity]

Pekora is a minecraft enthusiast, she finds out more and more about minecraft faster than other Holo members lmao

[@Suiseisexy]

Yeah~ Everyone plays minecraft differently but I've seen enough playstyles to notice they tend to fall into certain roles, the architect, the combat/exploration enthusiast, the obsessive diamond miner. Pekora is the rarest type: engineer. Engineers tend to spend a lot of effort on builds that benefit the whole server or making traps/games for other people. I'm the same way when I play so when I saw Pekora building iron farms and stuff I'm just like "Ah good, they have an engi."

[@ionmeth2031]

Ever heard of ethoslab? These are the type of player i like the most.

[@baddbabylon]

I watched her do this on stream & had absolutely no idea why she was doing it so thank you for this clip, I was so confused lol.

[@GunRunner106]

shame its unusable as she didnt made it high enough... she is never going to remove that.

[@aldazor]

Well it's not called Usada Deconstruction now is it?

[@iliyaskyrykbayev775]

And knowing Shion how she didn't remove any of that crap that Aqua put in her old house, she will just keep it

[@hitori_wc]

as expected from a shady company's CEO

[@SinginintheRain-r2y]

Free cakes and bells for Shion.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

UsaKen is at it again and shows the building skills of their members. Today CEO Pekora herself displays the super fast cake stairs

[@epiccarrot88]

Pekora really wants Shion to join UsaKen huh? Putting the carrot on the stick, showing her the forbidden techniques. Of course she wants to bring the kusogakis together. She just needs Gura and the set will be complete.

[@azerosblank5036]

No kidding. Seems like there would be even more chaos if she did join though.

[@Oxcelion]

nahhh

[@alvinjan3486]

Shion and Aqua's relationship in Minecraft is not good xD lore wise they are rivals xD

[@circularangle4324]

well...about that...

[@Typicali]

*uh*

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Pekora: "You know about it? Are you kidding me?" r/minecraft members: "Do not cite the deep magic to me, rabbit. I was there when it was written."

[@bensupermario]

I’m so happy your posting more again! You’ve been my favorite clipper, and I always feel nostalgic watching your clips! Especially the pekora ones

[@aidark7486]

Great presentation.. 100% will invest on " It's Miracle, Super Illusion Stairs " right now..

[@mundaner-1163]

2:22 UPARUPA IS DYING

[@gamingtime9716]

"this world is all about speed" *doesn't change the magma block water elevator to a drop chute, something that is at once significantly faster, easier to build, and equally safe*

[@n484l3iehugtil]

*Safer, I would argue. The magma block hurts you, but a free fall with water or a slime block at the bottom doesn't.

[@Eira_99]

Pekora: Do you know? Chat: Yes Pekora: Of course you don't know, let me show you.

[@IONATVS]

for folks who wanna know how this works, the English term for this style of stair in the MC community is a “cake ladder”

[@Theranthrope]

If Marine built one would it be a Christmas Cake Ladder?

[@drowningin]

Pekora: Did you know there are faster stairs? Chat: we know Pekora: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOTDAM THING

[@jackknight1899]

Manager: "What's your topic today?" Pekora: "Stairs"

[@khaskarendel]

Pekora: -Do you know guys that are things faster than elevator? Guys:- Yes Pekora: -tch, tch. No, no. You think you know. I actually show you. Pekora is like a child when she learns something new. She has to show to everyone. But when she watch videos of minecraft, i think she only watch the shortest, not the "What is faster in minecraft?" because she want to do pearl teleport, or going up in the stairs with a horse, or...

[@kritchawatkid]

Well, hopefully she will start going for pearl cannon soon.

[@overcute6994]

Shion gonna roasted it.. Isn't even reach up lol

[@coreyodell6220]

Honestly can't wait for the best brat's reaction

[@glavos7536]

"Hippity hoppity I'm gunna build on your Property, Peko!" -Pekora, Probably

[@01100101011100100111]

The sound effects when she talks with chat add so much.

[@artofroy84]

Advance Elevator build: SO FAAASTTT Pekora: Look I build a new type of weird looking Elevator

[@brendon.zxlfn0q2_10]

Pekora: Do you guys know about this? Chat: Yes we know Pekora: No you don't Chat: Yes ma'am sorry ma'am, we don't know

[@gehirndoper]

2:20 something is drowning...

[@syafiqtajuddin7851]

I literally just watched the tutorial on making this type of stairs and Pekora made it later that day. wow Pekora is speed.

[@saintofthechurchofautism8433]

1:28 selling replay button

[@Bulldogg6404]

Ok, now, riddle me this, Batman. We all know that the water elevator takes far less time and fewer resources to build than the cake-slab-chest-bell-trapdoor-pane-in-the-glass stairs -- not to mention, it can be built earlier in a new world when resources are limited. So, how many times do you have to climb the faster staircase, from bottom to top, in order to break even on the _time spent building these stairs_?

[@HellBent_]

Usada Jokora: It's not about the resources. It's about... sending a message

[@PANPONPINPON]

1:57 *SPEED IS KEY* as a random irish scream his lungs out

[@azura8587]

I like how she briefly noticed an axolotl was dying yet she proceeded to give no fks about it and continues her writing.

[@thegrayyernaut]

Pekora: *slap roof of Shion's house* This bad boy can fit so many random unsolicited building ideas in it peko~

[@andrewprahst2529]

Modern Tetris pros already knew the Japanese word for stairs

[@nixixim]

Funny how the comedians viewers are even bigger comedians than pekora herself

[@johnsomebody3627]

Give it time, she'll rediscover the piston bolt, or faster railway patterns.

[@KuroMochiKimchi]

It's all about speed. Instantly hits a berry bush and goes slower.

[@predvcecerom]

"This is what CEO is capable"... "it would be better if it reached the top though" XD she must be blazing before 24/7

[@pregopardon1434]

Pekora : IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU KNOW!!!

[@LemoNanora]

That pokemon chat box is amazing with the sound effect too

[@EzFluf]

Ohhh I remember seeing this setup on reddit a few weeks ago. It is pretty quick.

[@gamingnerd]

Sure going UP is faster, but descending becomes much more dangerous since it's not as gradual as the water elevator.

[@CunnyVirus]

I use falling as a fastest way to get down

[@reikayukii]

Peko: you guys probably dont know about it! Chat that probably have watched Steeeve, AlexaReal, and Spectator: yes we dont

[@Duarte_GB]

Wait until she finds out avou the dolphin hypertubes

[@GrayD_Fox]

Don’t ever doubt the lady that built a mech.

[@juanfer8463]

I like to think that chat it's just omnipresent and all knowwing of all the subjects no matter what

[@sampletext5959]

Riptide jumping: "Hey."

[@Chara_the_god]

I actually did know because I got the random Minecraft recommendation showing it.

[@faizalrn2384]

"The world is about speed" -lightning mcpeko

[@birdiehouse3708]

Pekora discover the tip of the minecraft "stairs" iceberg - the clip

[@yushacchi]

The water lift takes around 2.20 seconds, and pekora's design takes 1.81 seconds

[@Theranthrope]

Does it? Because it doesn't go all the way to the top because Pekora can't math.

[@yushacchi]

@@Theranthrope it might add around 0.20 to go to the top

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

Awwww she's learning about Speed Tricks in Minecraft Let's wait till she discovers the Enderdragon Orbital Strike System lmao

[@Nightmareprinny]

Interesting, aethestic wise it kinda looks more like an escalator than a flight of stairs

[@kilo1901]

“Damn, some cake sure does sound delicious right about now.”

[@teinmeizeshi5209]

We shall patiently wait for the day, when Pekora discovers ender perl cannons.

[@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871]

Oh no... Pekora is starting to experiment with hitboxes...

[@odishadiq5985]

1:28 sasuga pekonglish

[@shinodamasaru7945]

Everything is her enemy, even water elevator.

[@qorqir5878]

pekora mustve just watched some mc video about this stair and want to make one herself lol, tho i wouldnt bother make this stair there are other method thats faster and simpler to build

[@spugelo359]

Also... no matter how I look at it, I think they're about the same speed or water elevator is slightly faster vertically... on top of being easier and faster to make.

[@Theranthrope]

It's also a pain-in-the-ass because you need large quantities of bells and cakes.

[@Ucj334esd]

She doesn't know about the minecart elevator system

[@XiaoMingXing]

Pekora: Learns an overshared trick Pekora: Starts sharing it instantly with the obsession of a toddler Sasuga, never change peko.

[@Xyb3rAnims]

No one thought she would actually make the weird stair. but is a surprise

[@AjitaniShirasu]

"If it's stupid, and it works, it's clearly not stupid." ~Sun Tzu, Art of War Crimes

[@axis1247]

The point of water elevators is that the dont take up much space are relatively quick and dont require you to press any keys to use. Otherwise normal steps are faster than a water elevator.

[@Crackalacking_Z]

Mud stairway to heaven.

[@yagooatthegoat]

2:33 uprp kun daijoubu

[@Gebunator]

This mad but cute rabbit knows horrifyingly too much about Minecraft.

[@chappeah]

The unwritten rule of chat is that there is always an expert on what ever topic you're talking about lurking.

[@chinchin3274]

I think Pekora worships our lord and savior Lightning McQueen. "I am speed." Pekora says as she zips up her unconventional stairs.

[@nepnep1149]

2:48 ^time she uses the stairs

[@Fakedis]

Everyone laughs until you do 10+ blocks horizontal for 1 vertical

[@mosti72]

Wait till she discovers the ol' minecart elevator

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

"SPEEEEEED ANDD POWEEEEERRR Peko." -Pekora

[@deviousN]

"Made in Heaven" - Usada Pekora probably

[@creamchunk]

I could've sworn the whole time she was gonna make a piston elevator

[@samnene]

I love the stairs. Just the fact that use more time building it than using it

[@ListersHatsune]

Ah, the space saving staircase. This is the equivalent of walking up 2 stairs at a time

[@anorakflakjacket]

normal alternating stairs are scary enough, but this one is made of bells and cake?!

[@reflect9946]

I was wondering why pekora talks so slow and drunken Turns out it’s just me put it in 0.75 speed

[@Theranthrope]

But why does Lammy speak so slow and drunken? Oh, because usually drunk. Never mind.

[@alfredhernandez82]

I definetly saw this kind of stairs from a small channel like,9-10 months ago. No wonder the stairs feels familiar.

[@youdontknowme177]

She's totally underestimating our knowledge in minecraft.

[@rankii_hats]

In this video Pekora reenacts the exact emotions i have after looking at a Minecraft video of a "Guy who doesnt skip tutorials"

[@kaiserzero1077]

Pekora hasn’t learned anything from playing the Fast RPG

[@SubaEdits]

Pekora can truly do anything, is she perhaps.... Johny sins?

[@aenigmatrices]

If she wants to bewilder somebody, she should try out the floating ender pearl one.

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

I think some nousagi say, she almost did that...

[@Spiralem]

she tried that in 1.16 which didnt work.

[@kato_dsrdr]

Pekora is so knowledgable in minecraft.

[@6th_Army]

That was a rather slow water elevator.

[@key-chain]

This world is about speed, the hare says