I love how she sets up a serious confrontation and screws it up by falling into the hole she made for her slaves.
@shodan14513 жыл бұрын
employees!!
@RambleOn073 жыл бұрын
"Experiments"
@heraldyaxelevi81323 жыл бұрын
We at UsaKen have absolutely no slave forcefully working under us. They are volunteer workers, all of them love to work for us for free because we are so beloved. Please contact our customer service or legal team for further questions.
@KotomiAlexx3 жыл бұрын
Yeah pekora comedian...
@eddardblackhart63053 жыл бұрын
@@heraldyaxelevi8132 uhhh...but the legal team is the Yakusa
@AnzuBralor3 жыл бұрын
“I can fix things that have shape. But I can’t fix a living thing” - Omaru Polka, 2021
@deeperthantheabyss6243 жыл бұрын
So Alchemy?
@moderndayvampire14693 жыл бұрын
Edward...
@sakuseihuoshen3 жыл бұрын
@@moderndayvampire1469 Nononono
@nebby67753 жыл бұрын
@@deeperthantheabyss624 wait so then korone...
@viniciusnishiyama7043 жыл бұрын
@@nebby6775 Oka...yun...
@DenzelFenrir3 жыл бұрын
Pekora: Life is important. Nousagis looking at Pekora's Minecraft kill count: 👀
@bungkikal99103 жыл бұрын
It's For Better Life -Nousagi
@daikimochiron3 жыл бұрын
Life is important better take care of it before she takes it herself
@raymundolancealfreds10503 жыл бұрын
Her kill count is... Directly: (minecraft) Lamy - 1 Miko - 1 Traps Kiara - 1 Subaru - 2 Accidents Rushia - 2 Subaru - 1 Moona - too many to count That bunny game - Kanata , Rushia , Miko - ???
@ranapriliaful3 жыл бұрын
hunn... there is a word. when a bully turns friend, they will be friend forever because they regret what they did and understand the suffering of their Sin. so if Pekora who commit several massacre turns out retired to be a war criminal, no one will understand the meaning of life more than her. lol.
@alvinjan34863 жыл бұрын
She treats her employees well
@normalguy62833 жыл бұрын
Of course a war criminal knows the importance of life....
@regnier-the_lolilord3 жыл бұрын
dead people cannot work
@bungkikal99103 жыл бұрын
It's Her Lunch Every Day
@Temari_Virus3 жыл бұрын
There's no value in life if you don't die
@Vulji3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the basis of human trafic too. Yep she knows all about it.
@meto15843 жыл бұрын
I mean, you gotta know which one to use and which one to not use.
@vvevvlord123 жыл бұрын
Pekora:"Im gonna teach you the importance of life" few minutes later* Pekora:"But i dont really care since it was a secondary army. benefited a great deal thanks to that"
@Frigidblood3 жыл бұрын
How long until she gets the idea to make an arena where you pay to slaughter villagers?
@superitgel13 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. He was the trash trader who was in the basement 😂 Initially she planned to kill everyone in there 😂😂
@RambleOn073 жыл бұрын
@@superitgel1 polka did her a favor by firing him for Pekora
@Steffune3 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@viniciusnishiyama7043 жыл бұрын
And that's the importance of life
@mridwaniwang74413 жыл бұрын
"Usada Pekora teaching Polka about importance of life" Joseph in heaven : SAY IT TO YOURSELF!
@arkhanodeisu_3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@NamelessVisitr3 жыл бұрын
Holly F, It got me 🤣
@abdfiqhi3 жыл бұрын
Joseph death was an accident that even Pekora herself did not want to happen. though it's a different matter with the evil villager that she completely destroyed with rapid-fire TNT Cannon lol
@aram57183 жыл бұрын
How about Adam and Eve?
@deeperthantheabyss6243 жыл бұрын
Aint Joseph #2 still working in Usada Kensetsu?
@shizzlebizzfizz3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Pekora slip and get stuck herself I was not expecting, all while still trying to act as a senpai and scolding her kouhai this is like a monty python bit now lmao
@Frigidblood3 жыл бұрын
I was preparing for her to accidentally kill her cell mate trying to get out. That would have been spectacular, and totally on-brand.
@rianwidz14353 жыл бұрын
As usual comedy god is pekora enemy
@johnsomebody36273 жыл бұрын
After dying from the holy hand grenade Pekora reincarnated as a comedian.
@suhben3 жыл бұрын
This was the equivalent of a mother calling you down by your full name
@Frigidblood3 жыл бұрын
When Pekora adds the "-San," you know it's serious.
@foursoup79223 жыл бұрын
@@Frigidblood it would give more pressure if she used "kun" lol
@nigrum_angelum66553 жыл бұрын
@@foursoup7922 _Polka-kyun~_
@Shyrlone3 жыл бұрын
"Lapis lazuli is a huge gift for me" Yea boi the ship is literally flying rn
@nowe6143 жыл бұрын
💙💜 is forever~
@ryunoises69343 жыл бұрын
TeTe~
@schokoladereee3 жыл бұрын
Pekora can't escape from comedic timing of suddenly stuck to a weird spot when trying to act like a senpai.
@samuelchensantoso96773 жыл бұрын
"Lapis Lazuli block is a huge gift for me" I cried
@avioracrown69673 жыл бұрын
legendary npc moona
@shiba84863 жыл бұрын
All the things started with Lapisu Lazuli
@IcespherePlaysGames3 жыл бұрын
rapisurazuri give me!!!
@neostorm9993 жыл бұрын
Polka's kill count: "01" Pekora's kill count: "Entire population of Sokovia"
@ホットドッグ-v1s3 жыл бұрын
She's busy making TNT fall from the sky
@lpicasso19653 жыл бұрын
Holovenger: Rise of Pekoltron
@shikyokira30653 жыл бұрын
Hence she is teaching her about the importance of life, pekora meant to teach her that their life isn't that important actually
@kommunik7573 жыл бұрын
“Yagoo wanted a superstar, and he settled for a comedian.”
@phantomdebris3 жыл бұрын
She didn't forget to claim her compensation. Sasuga. Lapis Lazuli still wins Pekora's heart.
@ThePie_NedGreen3 жыл бұрын
Pekora: life is important Also Pekora: trade 1 life for 16 blocks of lapis lazuli
@captain2tan693 жыл бұрын
"There's a killer here" *notices rushia and polka* Pardun, there are killers here...
@RambleOn073 жыл бұрын
The most terrifying thing in Minecraft is being targeted by Rushia for pethood lol
@tsukinoyuki3 жыл бұрын
"There's a killer here" Notices Rushia and Polka Pardun, there are killers here... Notices herself Pardun, there are Killers and a Genocider here.
@dennisl91763 жыл бұрын
“RAPIS RAZURI GIVE ME”
@GK-st6qm3 жыл бұрын
The Sequel
@rufocs6863 жыл бұрын
We've come full circle
@orangeapples3 жыл бұрын
Pekora was really close to saying, “Look at what you have done. Now I have 2 dead employees. How many deaths will you be responsible for today?”
@empyreanasura74363 жыл бұрын
4:11 talks about the importance of life, as she stores the dead remains of an other rabbit to eat later.
@Balloon4103 жыл бұрын
We joke about the war criminal, but Polka's history with Pekora in Minecraft is especially menacing.
@bloodybutterfly5723 жыл бұрын
I know right.. it must have been terrifying to live another peko trauma yet again.. poor polka
@hitsuginochaika3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodybutterfly572 can i ask the link for that first Polka trauma
@ettu3573 жыл бұрын
@@hitsuginochaika It was the "Rapis Razuri GIVE ME!!!!" incident.
@samwise54863 жыл бұрын
@@ettu357 no it was the one with Kidnapping and Extortion of Gold
@LionBoy17c3 жыл бұрын
@@samwise5486 it was iron. Before Pekora build an iron farm, and 5th gen was 1 month old. Pekora extort them and held Polka hostage with dirt block coffin until Lamy rescue her with iron ingot.
@PqMQQWE3 жыл бұрын
Pekora give Polka live lesson about how valuable a human life Also Pekora: "Well I got a great deal from my dead secondary employee"
@justanobunagafanboy7993 жыл бұрын
Polka: *Just want to buy something* The Sla- trader: Thank you for freeing me from this enslavement. The other traders: Damn, lucky bastard.
@yugen28113 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhhhhhh *Seeing Polka kill him* The slave before salvation: My time has come, FREEDOM!!!
@Player-rv8ph3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Reminded me of how I built a artillery cannon on top of the tower next to the shop and few of the TNT ended up blowing up the shop and killed the workers XD Note: It was a long range TNT Artillery Cannon project found on a KZbin video, it was damn cool and destructive but cost hella lot of artillery...
@Gigabarto3 жыл бұрын
wooooow as one of the people who watched how much effort and time Pekora spend on that lol I cried and laugh at the same tima hahahaha
@ryuukichi25313 жыл бұрын
I love how she just took all the lapis lazuli lmao poor polka just wanted to enchant her set xD
@uguuv23 жыл бұрын
This makes me remember what Pekora said to Miko in ARK "Don't you underestimate life..."
@rauden3403 жыл бұрын
**proceeds to give Miko shit** "It's what you deserve!"
@peachypie87343 жыл бұрын
@@rauden340 lmao I can't stop laughing reading that line. 😂😂
@Meonium3 жыл бұрын
Pekora: "There's a killer here" Me: "You mean yourself, right?"
@a.rizarizani56813 жыл бұрын
Me : Right!??
@hoshizurisuichan65163 жыл бұрын
Pekora is war criminal and you forgot about rushi-
@r3.4ct3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching polka that time where shes just building her circus, goes on adventures with nene... Chat backseating.... Now it seems like shes a better minecraft player than me...😅
@SteadFast4113 жыл бұрын
Flare - despite claiming otherwise - seems to be one hell of a good mentor for this nowadays
@Helem5XG3 жыл бұрын
"Life is Pekora's currency, spend it well" -Empress Pekora of pekokind
@pfune38113 жыл бұрын
1:13 that is one nice scream
@zelts90823 жыл бұрын
1:15 the way the trader looks on his side then to Polka really gets me XD
@peachypie87343 жыл бұрын
It's like the villager was begging to do the same to him too.
@muhammaddaffaariqfadilah65363 жыл бұрын
that guy probably will thank polka for freeing him from his enslavement
@velvetra293 жыл бұрын
Pekora: life is important. Me: Harry Potter and The Audacity of This Rabbit.
@charlesxavier8393 жыл бұрын
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bi- i mean rabbit
@sadpotato463 жыл бұрын
no worries guys I'll carry your feelings on a diff comment
@velk28973 жыл бұрын
Pekora really be exploiting the death of her slave for some blocks
@ryangallagher81943 жыл бұрын
I love how she nearly tried to get more out of Polka at the end there.
@tropictiger23873 жыл бұрын
Polka's anguished screams followed by taking the trader's place destroyed my sides.
@nofflle3 жыл бұрын
I love how lapis lazuli has become a token of friendship for Pekora.
@spongebobfan783 жыл бұрын
"Humans learn from experiencing failures" *_said by the rabbit teaching a life lesson to a fennec fox_*
@JESUSWASAJUGGALO3 жыл бұрын
classic fable storytelling
@kenayuda97883 жыл бұрын
Big salute to that guy who said "use axe and not sword" on 1:07, ur advice shall be remembered
@ojougiggle45533 жыл бұрын
*Look at she , She's not even sad by seeing her employee missing , she's laughing !* *She's laughing !!*
@LionBoy17c3 жыл бұрын
Those villagers in the basement are actually on death row because they are useless for her.
@angkunehonghindimakali3 жыл бұрын
Pekora: Why cry for trivial matters when I can replace them right away? 🧐
@yugen28113 жыл бұрын
@@angkunehonghindimakali Spoken as a true dictator in the journey of true pekoworld domination
@charlesxavier8393 жыл бұрын
Laughing? Better yet, she's benefitting!!
@usakenslaveno.69133 жыл бұрын
Now, I know why Pekora Shacou suddenly called me.
@dpseven3753 жыл бұрын
Pekora: Importance of life Also, Pekora: Thankfully it was the second in line so it was a profit
@BirdieRumia3 жыл бұрын
When Polka was making villager noises in chat at 4:45 while taking the villager's place she was making them out loud in her own stream too lol (1:44:58 in Polka's stream in the description)
@lilypads30333 жыл бұрын
Pekora teached Polka the importance of lives, but Pekora herself learned the importance of seniorityand how it can get you economical benefit
@KP-nj6oo3 жыл бұрын
From JP fan (sorry for my poor English) 2:22 悲しい悲劇(kanashii higeki = sad tragedy) is tautology, and Polka herself noticed that at 2:25 . Then 2:30 she said お腹が腹痛(onaka ga fukutsuu = my stomach is stomachache) on purpose. So she just wanted to emphasize the redundancy and she didn't really have a stomachache. I hope this helps you to understand.
@kaikart1233 жыл бұрын
Polka giving that guy a sweet release of death, so merciful
@HaruGamingCh3 жыл бұрын
"I have to tell her the importance of life." I laughed so hard when she said that. This comedian. 🤣
@faaramanacc3 жыл бұрын
I also want Pekora to teach me about way of life.. I mean, yes, she did extorting her kouhai on the first meeting, kill her friend for a zombie, let her employees die couple of times, poisoning her colleagues for her own enjoyment, stalking her first employee, making a TNT canon then proceed to kill the natives, let her precious buchou died for a wither star, making countless traps all over the server, genocide chickens for flowers and all but.. wait what was my point again
@RandomDPAP3 жыл бұрын
"If there is no life, there will be no human that can be killed nor soul that can be extinguished." -War Criminal Pekora
@rexblanco22043 жыл бұрын
*Me see the video title: how ironic *Me see the video: POLMAO Peko, but still ironic
@ED-yy4te3 жыл бұрын
"haan huun" She got an alibi.
@nashmarco3 жыл бұрын
pekoras so good the comedy just writes itself lol
@SumitKumar-zi4wj3 жыл бұрын
Lapis Lazuli in exchange for a villager. Pekora : I see nothing but profit.
@apple_pines3 жыл бұрын
still can't forget the significance of lapiz lazuli in pekora's life in minecraft. we've come so far from that certain kouhai extortion
@timmyc23533 жыл бұрын
"But I don't really care since it was the secondary army." truly a magnificent war crime lord
@JM_Tushe3 жыл бұрын
"What do you even think about life?" - Hololive War Criminal, 2021
To be honest, I appreciate the romaji because I can get what they're saying to an extent. Subaru should learn to utilize Romaji more to avoid that incident at Pekoland where she died.
@Temari_Virus3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the three japanese writing systems, hiragana, katakana, and feelings XD It's 漢字
@MinamiKatanashi3 жыл бұрын
@@Temari_Virus XD
@Kaigainiki1013 жыл бұрын
Pekora : "Life is Important" also Pekora : 8:45
@FlipSwch3 жыл бұрын
LMAO chat at 1:19 "Wow Polka I will have to call the police"
@prison69nousagi603 жыл бұрын
"what do you even think about life?" ~Kusada "War Criminal" Pekora
@ZzNezzerzZ3 жыл бұрын
The sheer *HORROR* in her voice when she went full "Panik mode" after killing the trader was priceless. I've never seen polka so thrown off from her usual happy-go-lucky personality before, especially not from fear lol
@amonfan64293 жыл бұрын
Polka sitting on villager's place after she killed him is one of the most polka things ever
@BirdieRumia3 жыл бұрын
She was even making villager noises in the chat as if to take his place 4:45
@yoh_shitake3 жыл бұрын
1:22 i really love this genuinely broken and depressed voice of polka XD
@dairoleon26823 жыл бұрын
Polka responding to Pekora's interrogation in villager-speak is hilarious.
@elaeka36853 жыл бұрын
Pekora was 2 pickaxe swings away from becoming an even bigger hypocrite
@mythos19403 жыл бұрын
the prophecy has been told by the villager in the boat last time so he is trying to replace it
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6293 жыл бұрын
That Lapiz made me remember a good ol memory
@tsukinoyuki3 жыл бұрын
Ofc Pekora would know the importance of life. She is the person who had taken lifes the most in the entire Holoserver.
@wannabewallaby15923 жыл бұрын
Trade offer: Trader for 16 lapis lazuli blocks Hmm yes
@ecNfe3 жыл бұрын
that scream of pure terror from knowing you fucked up
@alter15783 жыл бұрын
"There's a killer here." "...Oh, there's also Rushia." I don't know why but this cracks me up
@blizzardts52053 жыл бұрын
polka:your in the way polka:kills everyone connected to the llama ic
@Alitacyan3 жыл бұрын
She did the right thing by turning herself in
@waruwaru7523 жыл бұрын
Pekora : I have to interrogate her properly Also Peko : *holds crossbow loaded witg firework*
@lyan83063 жыл бұрын
8:21 Rapizu razuri moment
@geeteshm48583 жыл бұрын
1:50 that's one way to join Usada kensetsu lol Not that it's recommended tho
@halo123903 жыл бұрын
6:40 translation error that i noticed. more accurate would be: Ah, "...used it indoors..." ahh~~ i see! for people who like context: Pekora was reading Polka's chat (third line). its a formal, like, really formal statement that roughly reads from the beginning: "yes, regarding that incident, i was fairly confused as well (continues) though my memory was vague, while a traveling merchant had arrived (continues) a sword with area of effect damage properties was used indoors (continues) the damage being inflicted upon the lama, had spread onto the respectable villager is what believed to had happened (continues) yes" Pekora then asks if Polka is reflecting on her actions
@aldyzero66763 жыл бұрын
Life is important (for yourself), it has been always kill or be killed. -A certain war criminal
@Warpchy3 жыл бұрын
I just realized Polka probably could have broken the trap door and grindstone to let the llama out.
@rimbunch.88763 жыл бұрын
Kinda ironic, the one who taught you the important of life is the one who cause a uncountable death
@simpleedio53133 жыл бұрын
Pekora said life is important Me to my rope: not today old friend
@jay-arcosmiano62923 жыл бұрын
my side hurts when Polka started to copying the sound of the villager. Damn HGAHAHAHA
@wisefelipe3 жыл бұрын
I love when Pekora starts complimenting herself as if she was a saint for doing basic human stuff lol. Sasuga smug rabbit
@mynaemajef3 жыл бұрын
8:48 is surprisingly very catchy
@aochii_3 жыл бұрын
"I have to tell her the importance of a life" Say by a criminal itself-
@mrii1143 жыл бұрын
Polka keeps breaking Pekora's slave machines. First the gacha, now the slave market
@fadhilsyarif53743 жыл бұрын
Be careful with lapiz lazuli, it's considered precious to pekora
@HenTie_Lord3 жыл бұрын
At 8:20 she almost wrote 'Is that all?', but stopped herself. That's some advanced level extortion habits.
@icecreamenthusiasts24873 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Pekora would know the importance of life given how many she killed. It's just she doesn't really care about the consequences but rather the business side of things, i mean one life could do so much work as a sla- employee in the Usada Kensetsu.
@timepatroltrunks82763 жыл бұрын
Pekora: "I gotta be strict about this" *Polka talks in villager speak* Pekora: "You can only sigh now"
@RyuClaudius3 жыл бұрын
"but I don't really care since it was the secondary army" says the greedy war criminal who can make prisoners from Pekoland to soldiers..
@GoldyGoldmembers3 жыл бұрын
1:12 That fucking screech was beautiful!
@albertonorombaba8443 жыл бұрын
When Pekora was about to say "Humans learn from experiencing failures.", I thought she was gonna say "Humans are fragile creatures." Lol
@Dustwj8423 жыл бұрын
1:13 proper reaction there, given that the slave was pekora's
@vaxel68733 жыл бұрын
This is the reason why Pekora recruited Rushia even after death they can't escape the hell that is Usaken.
@Altercepez3 жыл бұрын
ah yes the rabbit and lapis lazulli
@Timekiller_743 жыл бұрын
6:56 the way Polka suddenly looks directly at the supposedly invisible Pekora gave me chills, lol
@koover3 жыл бұрын
Pekora really taking lessons from Mr.Shakedown
@Zillexiaor3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp for me 6:03
@AzimPesmeruga3 жыл бұрын
Importance of life? Oh the irony. Pekora is the last person you'll ever wanna hear that from.
@makotoreadscomments3 жыл бұрын
Pekora wanted to make sure she wasn’t getting sabotaged
@ZeroShrimpy3 жыл бұрын
She don't want to go back to being war criminal again.