Boring Douchetubers

This is the greatest high energy of All Time

[@ray_ayy]

I’m falling into a penguinz0 binge spiral and I have no regrets

[@goldbear3760]

Your picture matches the comment

[@ingherominex2847]

@@goldbear3760 lmaoo

[@yadonegoofed1427]

Same.

[@maricelarosekrans2247]

No one ever does

[@Lophii28]

same

[@Corynthius]

“We eat sandwich aaaaaand *we drink coffee* “ youtube is an amazing place innit

[@coolcomputertutorials9545]

Watch out, we have an Englishman. Init.

[@417Owsy]

wee eet senwich and dreenk coufee

[@theswagman2042]

Villager bro that’s a Russian accent not English

[@mateo.mauro_xd]

@@theswagman2042 No, the license plate at the beginning is from Luxemburg Edit: Sorry, my bad. I just noticed you were referring to the previous comment and not the video.

[@Z255]

Ikr, like why did they say it like this😂😂😂😂

[@tylercraig9273]

*He comes out of the closet, looking like he just came out of the closet*

[@peternehemiah1606]

Lol

[@afanontheceiling]

Jokes demeaning gay people is funny hahahahahagagahshaff gd ahagsgsff F dfhgdgsh egg f

[@gaussminigun]

@@afanontheceiling that's not the purpose of the joke, get over yourself

[@afanontheceiling]

gaussminigun what is the purpose then? What is the punchline of the joke?

[@tylercraig9273]

don’t yell at me please get over yourself.

[@oddlylongwiipauses9564]

i've been watching charlie for two hours like his youtube channel is a damn netflix show

[@theswagman2042]

I like ur pfp😎

[@oddlylongwiipauses9564]

@@theswagman2042 respect.

[@nachelle_h9767]

I like ur user name

[@fromunderthecorkdre]

ikr?

[@Mike15000]

This mans videos always make me laugh, i showed my mom one and even she was cracking up

[@jasonbourne740]

I felt that “poorly acted porn”

[@arsenalskateboarding5910]

@Ahmad and skeleton Thats true

[@benjithechimp]

Oh you felt it? 😏

[@AdityaRaj-rh4fm]

@DANIEL RODRIGUEZ bro can you give the title or maybe the name of the girl? Cuz what u said is really funny 😄

[@SagaDraws]

I acted poorly acted porn and I felt it in my bones, lol

[@hentaifansandpfpusermustdi7021]

@@SagaDraws you clod

[@caspar6]

Charlie's white shirt is actually just a supreme shirt inside out.

[@JM-uw1wg]

Caspar Fr?

[@mortezz1268]

@@JM-uw1wg yes

[@craigsblunt]

The likes are at 420 and I don't wanna ruin it

[@Kryptonic1]

Who tf ruined it, you know who you are

[@bottle6969]

666 likes

[@coltonhiggins663]

These brothers act like they make out when their alone lol

[@LonnieLawless]

Wait, you mean to tell me you don't make out with your brother too???

[@CDRW24]

*they're

[@coltonhiggins663]

@@CDRW24 cry about it

[@Gelato41_]

Colin Larson sister*

[@keesankerhout8050]

They’re

[@elisha8653]

They're so narcissistic that they lowkey want to kiss each other.

[@koala5716]

What kiss? They Make out in the bad every night

[@Aykes_]

@@koala5716 *bed

[@ChrrolloDI]

*themselves.

[@dutchvanderlinde5293]

666th like

[@wawacat6568]

Dutch Van Der Linde *I HAVE A PLAN*

[@diamondminer7476]

Charlies eyebrows are actually just 2 caterpillars paralyzed in fear from his chad energy.

[@lukew7482]

Why can't I unsee that

[@divit005]

Bruh you ruined Jesus for me

[@cactus4289]

Im your 1k th liker :)

[@talentlessnana]

Lol. Now where's the un-see button?

[@alexissilvers9375]

rock lee

[@timmyturner4583]

I swear all these Logan Paul like KZbinrs have similar hair styles

[@outsidercain3038]

Part of the douchekit: Short side / homeless long top garbage "hype" sweaters speak like under amphet move like key giggling for babies

[@volt1747]

Only £19.99 on Amazon! Get it now!

[@volt1747]

Dammit

[@xN4VYS34Lx]

It’s the LA hype beast culture, they all have it lol.

[@DadTheGuy]

@@UrMom-xh6ii hahahahahaha

[@untitled0012]

Why do I keep thinking they're about to kiss each other

[@johncena5299]

Untitled 001 spoiler alert they don

[@johncena5299]

Do*

[@trollingisasport]

Brotherly love

[@alexochoa8862]

What are you doing stepbro???

[@Orochi97Jr]

@@johncena5299 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA.*

[@Sebastian-yh5jx]

Charlie 2019: "I prefer the cord" Charlie 2020: "Get some Reycons"

[@quaza2001]

Raycons suck

[@idislikemints]

Wish he had done some research about the earphones.

[@BennyTheNubb]

Well at least they aren’t douchepods

[@Addo666]

@@quaza2001 Did you watch the Dankpods video

[@Addo666]

Noooo Chord mojo

[@sinthy8069]

while watching these guys I have to take a break every 15 seconds to let my brain rest

[@Zoek_Het_Uit]

You shouldn't

[@sinthy8069]

@@Zoek_Het_Uit yo dont make me uno reverse on you

[@SirBlueWhale]

@@sinthy8069 Wats a KZbin?

[@sinthy8069]

@@SirBlueWhale its a tube thats yours

[@bal42020]

ZoekHetUit 15 subscriber special 🗿

[@alexanderwork643]

I love how it's devolved to the point where none of the comments section has any relevance to the video lmao

[@brunop.8745]

Occasionally you can find a comment related to the video Like, once in a blue moon

[@sirconnorman]

Ive been reading through them and it seems like most of the comments and likes are bots or 7 year old children

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

Yeah, that isn't a recent thing, though. I've been seeing the comment section like this for a while. I think it happened around the time Crit started showing his face.

[@sirconnorman]

It just occurred to me we are talking about two different videos, i meant the original douchetuber video,not Critikals

[@gassxh]

But you know what does have relevance to the video? TwitchTV/MoistCritical

[@hardfugoo1]

Why’s it always look like they’re on the verge of making out. What a strange vibe to get.

[@mido6644]

I thought I was the only one

[@coomslayer6996]

Because they do

[@ember-brandt]

@Julo Micha What does that have to do with incest vibes?

[@soapy7619]

@@ember-brandt because they’re obviously both dudes stupid

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

"We go to Starbucks, we eat sandwich, we drink coffee." Wow that's so exciting!!!

[@Dronkey64]

Yeah, Humans mostly do that everyday. Huh

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

@@Dronkey64 These guys are on that new level. Only difference is they're wasting their money on stuff they can easily prepare at home.

[@ofwhateverrrrrr]

"I want a cookie!"

[@jampo486]

that’s awesome, we can do that too.

[@tvfilthyfern]

“Turbo Virgin” sold me. Subscribed

[@thatonezeldafan5275]

Where'd you get your profile pic

[@iang.9904]

ThatOne ZeldaFan That’s Mr. Bubs the demonic dog

[@swordfish3720]

I haven’t heard that term since the habbo days back in 2003

[@mrestatic2647]

@@swordfish3720 Habbo xDDDD good ol' days

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

Bout time

[@plasmapro6651]

The virgin airpods Vs The chad wired earbuds

[@icywhirlwind88]

Plasma Pro what about the legendary Lucas headphones

[@mroppossum4100]

What about the turbovirgin listening with headphones but in a way that everyone can hear

[@David-mo3cy]

@@mroppossum4100 hahahaha I had an experience with such a turbo virgin yesterday on the bus, the dude was like 30 300 pounds and listening to kids music full blast

[@ibalsamo8359]

What about the fat slobs wearing turtle beach headsets

[@lukelblitz3627]

@@David-mo3cy what the hell is "kids music"

[@willbroach664]

"are you ready, Bitchboy?" "I'm ready, Shitboy"

[@TheGuroLOLITA]

CYKA BLYAT lollllll

[@ana7icia]

why’d it make me think of fanboy and chumchum

[@Gabriel-dn6md]

After Seeing a few seconds of them, I will now guess their strategy : They use their foreign accents to create a Cutesy Innocent image THUS making fangirls feel an urge to protect them AND see them as "Different" ... "Not a douche like all the others" THEREFORE FEELING.... as though they found 2 diamonds in the ruff, of the Douchetube Society. Thank you.

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

Exactly. Well done.

[@hansennoah1]

Pretty sure they didnt even think that far

[@abdoonyt9049]

Wow, thats actually a pretty accurate read wth

[@abdoonyt9049]

@@hansennoah1 true, its more of a subconscious thing

[@bananaliam5538]

is it bad that i cant tell what accent they have

[@Boofsylvania]

Charlie’s hair is very iconic and reminiscent of the 2000s just like Lego Star Wars

[@tony-ci7zd]

True my wise friend.

[@spongebobsquarepants4805]

LEGO STAR WARS The Complete Saga!

[@sharpshotefx]

Game I must Left my my wife has

[@Obiika]

These guys' faces make me genuinely angry. They are like slap magnets.

[@mikfoi6369]

Obika deadass

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

lol chill

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

Only slaps? Why not Sledgehammers?

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

*Punching bags

[@electricityandstuff4819]

This is just petty.

[@irlsquid]

It's weird, they sometimes talk like Tommy Wiseau too. I'm still waiting for the "Oh, hi Mark" moment.

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

"Hokay. I'm bready! Firs of hall, we've got to hwake up. My brudder so... Oh, hai Mark."

[@arashi86]

In their defense (and this is the only time I'll say those words) they have obvious accents and English probably isn't their first language.

[@Kay_213_]

“I did not hit her. I did noooot....”

[@CoolerThanU1213]

Punished "Blind" Snake omgggg yes!!!

[@jackwalsh9956]

You wanna know where to get people that dont talk like that?

[@brianwilson3133]

Well damn, most people can't afford a breakfast like that every morning.

[@melissabarnes1063]

They're flexing, proof of their douchebag-ery

[@thiaago7413]

@@melissabarnes1063 no one eat a hamburger for breakfast

[@wateriswet0510]

@@thiaago7413 it was not a hamburger It was *sanweech*

[@shentt8837]

@@somerandomdude2422 honestly dont get food i dont see the appeal i much prefer photosyntesis

[@authorherohero4450]

Imagine drinking starbuck shitty coffee as a breakfast

[@MI_HI_]

Turbovirgin is my new favorite insult

[@CaptainDoomsday]

As a turbovirgin, I'm offended to be compared to a douchetuber.

[@SirBlueWhale]

@@CaptainDoomsday do you naruto run away at the sight of pussy? I do. Turbovirgins unite¿

[@musicismagic5074]

MicroTurbo

[@dafen.not.reydecorazones]

BRUH

[@Sclumsy]

Pepsi and Swords me too. I genuinely use it at school.

[@TheUltimatePositionOfPower]

MOM: Oh you boys are hilarious. You should be on the youtubes.

[@DeathRite]

Lmao

[@cockindoodoo]

My Mom says I am handsome. And special. I wear a helmet when I watch TV.

[@erwinrommel6561]

@@cockindoodoo wow I wear a robot suit I guess I am more special

[@boohahabones]

Why does my mom say the same thing when I'm having an allergic reaction

[@papasmurf6312]

@@cockindoodoo I'm already tracer

[@thelittlepasty8360]

Careful Charlie, you almost had energy in that intro

[@theoneperson510]

That's funny

[@lilkeyla5769]

@@theoneperson510 yes

[@thegabberoonohammry7751]

For cr1tikal to call someone ELSE monotone is an insanely high praise or insult whatever you take it as

[@mclarenfan6032]

Who else misses the 'what's up everybody it's critikal'?

[@angelofdeath275]

The National-Socialist Arab he doesn’t need to anymore

[@KingcoleIIV]

I still hear it in my brain at the start of every video

[@5days61]

The National-Socialist Arab he did that when he made good vids

[@ohmanyourecool1]

The monotone of depression cures my depression.

[@ball0000]

he has said himself that he doesn't have a "intro"

[@superdave54811]

The pink car, open mouths and the hair tells me everything I need to know.

[@austinbevis4266]

My gay brother has the same haircut as them. They aren’t even trying to hide it

[@liebe1099]

Alabama?

[@Sweet-Rat-Milk]

@@liebe1099 More like San Francisco or Atlanta.

[@drummachine434]

They're extremely low on testosterone

[@Scooter227]

There’s an f word for that lol

[@x-AlmightySenji-x]

When he compared it to poorly acted porn, I felt that.

[@osvaldotello1171]

@@emanatingf when you said you felt that because he said he felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn.... I FELT THAT

[@wuntoo1687]

@@osvaldotello1171 when you said that you felt that because the others felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn, *I FELT THAT*

[@Pactastic042]

@@emanatingf you you said you felt what hes been feeling *thats when I felt it*

[@jacobj3491]

"I want an iced latte with some milk" An iced latte literally has 3 ingredients and one of them is milk.

[@BensGamingBlog]

Seems like somebody saw Adam Sandlers Click 13 Years later and thought how cool it would be as the next famous internet challenge...

[@lute1215]

@@ohmanyourecool1 Thanks for pointing that out. I miss the Boondocks.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Douchetuber: looks like a nazi, sounds energetic, is human and eventually becomes irrelevant. Charlie: Keanu's doppleganger, speaks in monotone, is a literal god and timeless.

[@SylverScourge]

@Death oooh nooooo... So edgy I'm sooo scared

[@Coszmoo]

I agree

[@lmgtree4507]

Come on man, don't do the nazis like that

[@boingy-m5q]

@Death you should probably just shave the little moustache thing off then tbh

[@user-jx1rs5my4u]

I thought Charlie is Nicholas cage's doppelganger 😂

[@jessicabraud3307]

Oh God. Charlie's hair is so oily that it's reflecting the light. It's brighter than my future

[@theodorawickman8012]

Lowest of trash that ain’t saying too much fam, but I guess I shouldn’t he the one to talk

[@fuckingbellend1145]

Didn't Charlie say he hates anime but he's always talking about it/ referencing it lol

[@moofanspoobguy]

You didn't see his recent tweet?

[@alexbriscoe2879]

The STANWICH no

[@Soundry777]

I thought they were gonna kiss every clip I saw.

[@fakeadamlee]

the point about background music was so accurate wow didn’t even realize.. I can’t unhear the silence

[@bbspooks]

I just love how you call them douchetubers. Its perfection. I wish I could blacklist them.

[@BrandonHasAChannel]

Pretty sure you can actually, to their channel and block them

[@sofaking3113]

Just checked and It’s possible to block users

[@copper4855]

Your comment is at 666, so I’m not gonna hit like. Just know that I do like your comment

[@OneOfManyJoels]

@@copper4855 you can like the comment now

[@copper4855]

@@OneOfManyJoels genuinely didn’t remember commenting on this, you’re such a real one for telling me, thanks

[@orebursac868]

The Vietcong is hiding in Charlie's hair.

[@zackupton]

Djordje Bursac Charlies are hiding in Charlie’s hair.

[@das3610]

Djordje Bursac the hair.......THEYRE IN THE GODDAMN HAIR

[@faro8784]

Djordje Bursac Americans when the hair starts speaking Vietnamese be like

[@noodlery7034]

May or not include guerilla warfare

[@philliplewis1586]

Somebody tell Sark.

[@numb4102]

4:13 The right brother: *are you gay* The gay brother: *yeah*

[@alexvilak6266]

@Bot AtChess you watch them if you protect him

[@NetherLord1234]

I have rewatched that one moment several times and unless you know the context, it sounds like he is asking if his brother is gay…

[@Jm-ki4su]

charlie's hair has enough energy to power all of India

[@mockingladmockery3860]

And has enough oil for america

[@toxiiciity2355]

Freddie Lee has enough grease for some pizza

[@leetskeet4476]

Pretty sure he just got outta the shower

[@pagjimaagjinen9733]

----most of india

[@sammusharay2626]

And enough grease to feed whole America.

[@Super-zq3pn]

I always like these Doucetuber videos so I can mark down people to never watch, also please let your hair grow out some more

[@EverlastingAura1]

@Miles Davidson Yes they sell poop at a discounted price

[@angelofdeath275]

Super Black It makes me glad I tweaked my KZbin algorithm to only KZbin vids 5+ years old, and old cartoons. I hate youtubers tbh

[@Super-zq3pn]

angelofdeath275 ive never seen someone say this, but hey, you do you

[@Super-zq3pn]

McLarenBMW Dawg issa joke, calm yoself, I got my set of youtubers I watch, so cool it💀

[@mrqueem1703]

just get video blocker chrome extension for the cleanest youtube experience

[@billygoveny480]

*playing the pause challenge at Chernobyl hottest radiation spot for 1 hour at 3am ft. 6ix9ine

[@TheGhpro11yo]

Billy Goveny I’d watch

[@latronko3320]

24 hours not 1 hour

[@billygoveny480]

Nickymano8 - how about 72 hours

[@latronko3320]

@@billygoveny480 how about 102 hours

[@þegðak]

Nigga turn into a oompa loompa

[@neckogecko5238]

why is being twins their only personality trait, seen as they share a personality between them

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

It's common among twins, especially in social media. They usually don't have much about them that's interesting so they pivid the twin thing.

[@rockyevans1584]

@@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 because they are boring. 2 boring douches aren't any better than one tbh

[@justalonelypoteto]

not only the personality. considering theirs is probably so small that the heisenberg uncertainty principle can be applied to it, they probably have brain cell multiplexing, after all having one half of the time should suffice to hold one's sphincter shut

[@rexor26]

The dead body that Logan Paul found is livelier compared to those two

[@wyrdboi652]

good joke sir you deserve two claps 👏👏

[@Ardorstorm]

👏👏

[@pqibkpq0o917kalj]

👏 only one from me because I have only one hand

[@organizm6907]

@@pqibkpq0o917kalj but how can you clap with one hand?

[@wyatthicks16]

@@organizm6907 very quietly

[@Robloxchat123]

>casually says they eat starbucks daily diabetes: hohoho

[@rotoloniregina351]

@@canesvenatici9588 this man got no chill

[@dariannnnnn]

@@massparody KEK LOL LMAO LMFAO LMROLFLRAOL KEK 1+

[@elivcdxv1852]

sage goes in all fields vro

[@ack434]

edgy people lol

[@fenrir6031]

@@canesvenatici9588 Lol, get used to it. Most of Charlie's fans are 13 year olds with anime pfps.

[@vAqeii]

Douchetuber should be an official word in the dictionary

[@Dumbluckk01]

they’ve definitely touched tips

[@Buckybunbun]

The Starbucks skit took me out... they really thought that was the one 😭😭

[@mr.clymate7489]

LMFAO

[@RealEyesRealiseRealLies]

Day 7 of quarantine, i come across a homeless youtuber.

[@JujuInFlames]

I’ve been binging him for the last few days

[@rigormortiz5357]

how's the experience?

[@RealEyesRealiseRealLies]

@@rigormortiz5357 best ever thing i cant lie, man got bare content and banter for days 😁

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

Day 1 of convincing Charlie to shower.

[@kabobking2127]

lol

[@kabobking2127]

lol

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Oh please he showers dont worry charlies mom

[@prodigycruz8502]

Unless their icelandic they have some of the most *broken* english i've ever heard

[@user-xc1vz1je9u]

I think they're from Spain

[@foxprazision1695]

I think they're from the gayborhood cuz they always want to kiss each other

[@noobietube4678]

Theyre*

[@mateo.mauro_xd]

The European license plate from the car at the beginning has an L, they're from Luxemburg.

[@noobietube4678]

@Cersei Focking Lannister BITCH bruh chill its just one apostrophe if ppl don't know where it goes then that's on them for not learning in school

[@mateuszurbaniak9720]

4:15 - Are you gay? - Yeah

[@likeccvb6972]

Wow why 😂😂

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8757]

@@boba5454 he heard the same thing as the other guy, so he has the right to comment the same thing while you assume he just copied it, shut the fuck up kid

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8757]

@@boba5454 what makes you think im angry, and i've been scrolling for a couple of minutes reading comments about shitting on these douchetubers and i havent found an "exactly" same comment as this one, and who cares if someone copies a single comment, its just the youtube comment section, its not like he stole a property or something, anyone can say whatever they want to say, and you're the only one complaining here about it, and nothing happened to the comment when said it was "copied" right , it didnt make you a hero or anything right? So why bother kid? And how can you say that someone is a disgrace just from reading a reply? Thats just childish my guy grow up kid

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8757]

@@boba5454 you just ignored the main topic we were talking about, about the comment thingy, dont strafe off the topic and making new ones, and dont tell me that you're not a kid, its very obvious so dont get offended when someone calls you that, you'll grow up soon, and while you grow up, try fixing your grammar, a misspelling is alright but bad grammar is just crossing the line ,"sounding angry" lol, you edited you reply and still didnt get that right, i bet anyone can say that you lost the argument by just reading your reply

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8757]

@@boba5454 you wont prove your point cause you have no point to prove, you're literally done my guy, and i can say whatever i want so dont get so butthurt when someone gives you your own medicine, and why do you keep saying that i "dont have" a brain, you're the one who cant make a proper argument, its you who's missing a brain here kid,and why do get so mad when someone copies a phrase?and where did you get that quote? Its done so badly, and you just COPIED that from somewhere else, so you're not just a kid but also a hypocrite

[@Skidmarkss]

4:15 "are you gay?" "Yeaaah."

[@Adam0Null]

Call 911 I Can't Breath

[@symbolofpower440]

Stolen

[@H.EL-Othemany]

@@giftbaggabriel9294 4:15. Are you gay? Yeah

[@genetakavic8526]

@@symbolofpower440 He heard it so...

[@chikyu1703]

@@Adam0Null what?

[@TTVArgusGuy]

To be a vlogger you have to take 7 pills of adderall and a Monster Energy drink before you start recording

[@juanmendizabal4785]

*Red bull, monster is for the true Boomers

[@Krawberry]

You can see smells when you take 7 adderall

[@juanmendizabal4785]

@@Krawberry god himself shows you the speed of light

[@MandrakeFernflower]

*Snort MDPV bath salts and chug a 2l of mtn dew and you can peer into the universe

[@angelofdeath275]

Krawberry Strush no you can see your heartbeat

[@reapyboi1124]

Charlie is such a chill guy, man i respect him cuz he says the truth he literally never lies

[@cracklasco]

I think its boring because theyre real sick of their job.

[@mindjuice499]

Yeah they got totally fucked by Jake Paul

[@thebloodstarvedbeast1745]

5:53 Reminds me of SpongeBobs work set with the 2 teddy bears.

[@MohammadAli-iz9ld]

Lol

[@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020]

I also skip anime opening:)

[@fourktwo4587]

@@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020 I don't

[@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020]

@@fourktwo4587 good for you

[@5ft2mikahakkinen]

Your profile picture belongs in an art museum

[@merielx8271]

for some reason them voicing over the starbucks thing had me creasing on my bed at 3 am

[@mythicalseraph1234]

Meriel x it’s hilarious that you said that cuz 10 more mins and it would’ve been 3 am on my end 😂😂

[@xxterpzxx581]

I've finally found another person who prefers wired to wireless.

[@adamphillips5452]

He is litteraly lifting 10pounds plus bar

[@outsidercain3038]

that's a lot of weight for a douchey + 3 pushups against the wall

[@mattreese2]

Using 15 pound bar as well

[@tookthisname1657]

@@mattreese2 *45

[@killerboysnap8871]

@my name is DRAKE It is. But even so hes benching 65 which is what an old lady can literally do.

[@killerboysnap8871]

@my name is DRAKE Then hes lifting 35. Regardless his bench is weak with the olympic bar or not so not sure whats you're trying to prove.

[@99cape1att]

Back when I was in school we called them swaggots

[@donaldolivier6786]

💀

[@crappyaccount]

BRUH. You'd get crucified for that today lol

[@abdoonyt9049]

@@crappyaccount *insert joke of charlie being crucified too*

[@oliviap.1370]

Gotta be dead honest I'm gay but that made me laugh for a good 15 seconds

[@roaming740]

@@crappyaccount by who? The bums on Twitter?

[@Mushroomhead671]

I woke up at 3pm today. I’m thirty minutes into my day and their video is putting me back to sleep.

[@mohammaddigandang9348]

Oh fuck jwu its 3pm here and honestly feeling the "putting me back to sleep vibes"

[@zattlahabibi1137]

4:14 him: are you gay? his brother: Yeah!

[@firstlast9846]

*God dammit Charlie* I gave you that $5 for a haircut - what’re you doing?

[@GoGetAjob_4]

Cause no haircut cost $5

[@kabobking2127]

@@GoGetAjob_4 at least in the U.S. no

[@Haysey_Draws]

OK, i will say...i like their Bathroom doors. That's it, nothing else positive about their video.

[@Haysey_Draws]

@Harold Haroldson ...well bollocks, guess there's nothing i like in it now. I hope you are happy with yourself!

[@thecloneguyz]

DUNN LUMBER Sliding Barn Door kits Starting at $199

[@eeyoreblehh]

You look like Harry Potter after jk Rowling turned him gay.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

❤😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂❤

[@amittoibis]

@@MrB4shido not nice

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@@MrB4shido that's fucked up...

[@yomamasboi]

@@MrB4shido pretty lit

[@georgelopes4589]

@@MrB4shido Yo, my dad is a candle

[@m1chaelanthony._.]

It's like this mans literally woke up one day and said.....FROM NOW ON...FACTS

[@TimZoet]

These guys are like the kids you had in kindergarten who wanted to belong to the popular kids but were too shy to actually do something weird

[@rq4740]

The fuck does this comment even mean

[@montreux-music]

That dont make any sense

[@agentorange9867]

​@@rq4740it actually does for some reason

[@riothebeastsmobilegaming7371]

Pretty sure they are well trained in taking shots to the face.

[@Redfeather80]

Bro. You remind me of Neo in his apt before he gets invited out to the rave

[@mikeross8735]

Lol agree

[@KakhsXe]

101 likes I’m not gonna like cause I don’t wanna ruin it

[@drewmow]

Follow the White rabbit charlie

[@futurelullabies]

drew Mow pjopppoooooooboppppopp pplplnn l

[@razielmasta]

Charlie: stick with the cord boys Also Charlie: have you heard about Raycon?

[@don9642]

“Might be pushing 40 pounds” 😭😂

[@hoytsigman5435]

Lmao

[@hekxinghekx]

Its 65 pounds btw. still a little bit tbh :/

[@handcraftedgetget2918]

Lmao you trying to defend that lobotomyte? 65 is nothing when you're benching

[@hekxinghekx]

@@handcraftedgetget2918 I never directly said or even implied that I was defending them, i was just correcting. I also agree that 65 is nothing when your benching.

[@handcraftedgetget2918]

Ah, apologies, I misinterpreted your comment

[@RugerTooWavy]

Day 1 of asking Charlie to might as well also grow his armpit hair so atleast he can look fully homeless

[@christophercolumbus1169]

I never knew living outdoors increased the hair growth of the armpits?

[@JimC607]

"Grow his armpit hair"? Who's armpit hair doesn't grow? lol

[@sum-dum_nerd]

Y'all really gotta stay out of my brain, it's a dangerous place

[@farisdafaalla9301]

@@christophercolumbus1169 hAhA wOOsH

[@christophercolumbus1169]

Thot Socket nice try but no. R/Doosh

[@Zekonos1]

charlie i respect the hair. i too have been putting off getting a haircut and im past the point of caring. its kinda nice to have long hair - reminds me of being young and carefree

[@Sweaker015]

I'm so with you on the airpods thing. Bluetooth headphones are definitely a solution to a non-existent problem

[@karthikeyansenthilvelan9558]

I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool prone have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

[@karthikeyansenthilvelan9558]

I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool peope have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

[@obamium3576]

@@karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 dude the airpods have the same quality as the wired one you get from Apple I love how people try to act rich by showing off their airpods n shit when you can get a good one for dirt cheap

[@quantrellbishop9263]

Its not a non existant problem i cant tell you how many times the wire on my earbuds has gotten snagged on a drawer handle or something and ripped the cord out of my phone its fucking annoying

[@AllOfTheHallows]

​@@quantrellbishop9263When that happens to me I feel this deep primal rage lmao. Def one of my all time pet peeves.

[@zombiesindustries]

They’re faces are so square I thought this was Minecraft with super graphics enabled

[@winter4265]

Got here so early the pixels were still making their commute to this video.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

Love from india❤

[@alecxstewart7577]

I dig the cord love, thank you for addressing this pressing issue.

[@Clu2298]

1:11 I felt like i was watching some sh*tty Disney channel pilot intro. I was fully expecting to here some fake audience cheering when he came out dressed

[@camc9093]

I’ve hated this culture for years I’m glad you articulated it so well. Gives me hope so many people hate it as well

[@CelticFairyBox]

Yup just a bunch of douchebags

[@Arzene89]

@@CelticFairyBox and these assholes training a generation of losers like in Tik Tok

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Dad just walked out, what do you expect?

[@legatus3213]

Day 166 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

[@ciaranc1058]

Wow

[@m.ostrowski2031]

Legatus Hopefully you’ll get your wish

[@grey997]

Replace "put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga" with "cut his hair"

[@SleepySheepish]

Maybe day 365 and he finally will

[@ciaranc1058]

This has gone long enough that it's gone from mad respect to cringe to mad respect again

[@HDified]

this is if morgz finally evolved from stone age to iron age.

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

“Did he find those weights at Whole Foods or something?” Lmfao

[@sillyfella2009]

They look like the type of people to post "siblings by chance,lovers by choice"

[@arrowheadproductions1267]

3:55 My guy sounds like a russian spy being asked what he does each day by a USA citizen

[@alexbriscoe2879]

Dumps water on his brother “Are you okay?” 🤦‍♂️

[@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg]

Police 159 he said are you gay

[@ahmedmido7723]

I think he meant are you gay

[@pesxbarca]

@@ahmedmido7723 nice

[@Caramika]

I like how they misspelled 'entertainment' in their warning. I thought that was a copy pasted message but no. God, how beautiful.

[@vincenzo7394]

I love how when moist goes on about AirPods it made me feel like I just finished a completely different episode

[@petibuns]

I know I've watched this video many times, yet every rewatch it feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time

[@NpcBud]

Same

[@danthefan3272]

Hey penguinz I just wanted to tell you I’ve been here since 300k and every video you have put up has made me laugh my ass off, I’ve had to go through like 3 different accounts but I’ve watched almost all of your videos, they have helped me through some hard times just watching your videos I really like the douche tuber series it really gets my sarcasm going in the morning to fuck up everyone else’s day, thank out for that, keep up the good content and thank you for your channel

[@smmusicplus96]

I like how dude's brother didn't want to get his girly hair wet when he poured the bucket of water on her.

[@dellabaer4413]

The best part of Charlie’s videos besides Charlie’s videos is the comments section

[@howtopasstime]

“It’s always them trapezoid jaws”

[@austinbevis4266]

They show more affection to each other than me and my gf😐

[@beanman9644]

Yikes

[@avisael9869]

How is that relationship problem going? Did you guys talked and fixed it?

[@kaizerjosephsamson309]

@@avisael9869 probably an joke

[@cardiiiiii]

Ok? Weird way to say you have a gf online

[@austinbevis4266]

@@avisael9869 it ended

[@bradenng8871]

1:17 this looks like a house I made in Minecraft when I was nine

[@KarenMartinez-zd1xf]

I’ve never been more ashamed of being a martinez lol

[@somestupidbaboon2783]

God, your name (im sure you're a nice person) is like a cesspool of cancer, stereotypically speaking.

[@larsswig912]

I think you had to have been embarrassed about being a Karen a few times too

[@coolcomputertutorials9545]

Hmu on snapchat bb

[@twizzyyy3955]

@@coolcomputertutorials9545 FUCKING SIMP

[@JackieChannibal]

OH NO CHARLIE LOOK OUT! Oh thank god. He didn't have airpods in. He heard me in time 😥

[@fent4all]

0:35 I understood I'm not a kid anymore. I like to watch Jesus roasting douchetubers.

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

I can't ever tell how serious this man is