Unboxing Video Gets Way Too Scary [Turbo Scary]

[@stfumennn]

I suffered and counted 153 more or less “guys” in this video. Giving back to the community

[@lightnin4223]

What's even worse is that cr1tikal doesn't even show the whole video. It's probably over double the amount in the full video.

[@patty4449]

You legend

[@T_oasty]

The hero we don't deserve

[@Bramon83]

Marry me

[@ashenone8453]

Be careful, he's a hero

[@Zjombie]

the real mystery here is how he didn't just immediately drop dead from embarrassment after clicking the upload button

[@hammyjammy]

you have 100 likes just to let you know

[@Extremezotako]

Ikr

[@Eisenwulf666]

Money my friend. People will do unbelievable things for money.

[@ArchangelExile]

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll start to feel the embarrassment once he's an adult and looks back at all the dumb shit he did. I know I'm embarrassed for him.

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@ArchangelExile he's almost 23 apparently. I was a cringe edgelord too in my teens but 23 you know what you are doing a little bit

[@grunions9648]

The scary part is that it was delivered to him with no shipping labels

[@TateS26]

Mail fraud is no joke

[@qlikzy9708]

@@TateS26 sorry

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

Your profile picture fits this comment very well.

[@zhy031621]

Was thinking the same thing... First show of the box i was already saying "fake" . Also ... If it was really mailed... No one mails a box like that with no bubble wrap or foam .. and it is too spacious that it could break. How it was placed in the box . It is really arranged

[@YoungDeathWish]

...guys...this is scary...they know where guys, I live guys...

[@WindVillage]

"I haven't been." "I dont know shit about it." "I dont believe you." "What a shame." "I'm not at all." "You're fucking lying to me." "I'm absolutely not doing that." "No you didn't."

[@dominickkramer6469]

those quick edits were the best part of the video

[@doveseelight]

Oblivion NPC dialogue

[@LittleSilva422]

It's eerie isn't it? reading those lines top to bottom, read it out loud and u sound crazy as hell, like Garfield comics but without Garfield

[@72seventytwo]

Thanks for the subtitles. And for assuming that we all are deaf here.

[@yournamethere123]

@@72seventytwo sounds like someone needs a snickers.

[@flrearms9618]

Even a year old video still doesn’t fail to make me laugh I haven’t laughed so much in a long time you made my day

[@Moonlakes]

Why should a video lose the ability to make you laugh just bc its 1 year old

[@flrearms9618]

Moon L dies out

[@ncb9354]

Moon L im assuming he meant cause he’s seen it a few times

[@arkmane7791]

Hell yea

[@inoriee]

True

[@stolenmemepolice6128]

He looks like a baby that skipped every stage of growing up but managed to adapt by watching jake paul.

[@tayne0525]

Fuckin... damn

[@lly_09]

That must be the case

[@thedon219]

Underrated comment of the week imo!!! Lol

[@loddytoddy4451]

Yoooo😭🤣

[@osmantahmazli3943]

Rare insults bruh

[@felixtheduke8404]

The "Egyptian artifacts" he pulled out are literally souvenirs you could buy at Universal Studios. I have the cat one buried in a drawer

[@nachtv0232]

Yeah i am egyptian and all the shit he wipped out were more fake than the shit you find sold in a back alley by the airport for tourists

[@yougotgamesonyophone697]

yea and the cups are actually on sale on amazon if u search up "halloween cups" lmao

[@RobertRaz0r]

Their eyes still looks creepy as shit

[@scamin441]

i'm a little disspointed that he didn't claim that blood bottle to be the actual old one blood

[@krisjinstark4843]

@@scamin441 you still know he'd've been too chickenshit to pay for actual blood, cause I imagine that would cost a fair amount more

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

As a teacher I can say with confidence that the age group this video is aimed at is like 6-8 year olds.

[@gustavusadolphus185]

Ma'am, you have spoken the truth.

[@ActionYakPolice]

not only that, he clearly has a Very low opinion of their intelligence. he isn't even trying

[@jackdaxter9808]

It’s weird but true

[@Daniel-jz9td]

Puzzles my mind, this kind of videos are oriented towards kids but they show fucking dark web references left and right, I mean even adults can fuck things up going there imagine an edgy kid with no parental control at all swimming into the deep web and searching dangerous stuff, sounds kinda exaggerated but there are lots of stupid kids nowadays.

[@longdongmc.johnson]

as a chef i can say that knife was made in china and costs about $30 dollars max.

[@taki8612]

stromedy: *breathes* charlie: *no*

[@cklounge2096]

That’s the entire video

[@3li3lite42]

Juuzou

[@taki8612]

@@3li3lite42 こんいちわ~

[@3li3lite42]

@@taki8612 or おやすみ It's night time for me here so..

[@sometimesidreamaboutsatori]

you stole this from me im suing you

[@swahzie]

Nah, D.W is Arthur's sister.

[@yeng1855]

Oh hello again miss.

[@MrKrampenDamp]

@@bballmaster1209 Pretty sure the show ended a while back. Haven't really checked though.

[@sydberetta4649]

I was waiting for this comment

[@ztykowork]

*WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY*

[@213372bu]

Wow, chopped up parts of Arthur's sister. The dark web has it all.

[@blak309]

Don’t FaceTime Charlie at 3 am. I did and now all my t shirts are white. Even my V-Necks

[@iloveujerzy7534]

lmao

[@Sandvichman.]

My V-Bucks and credit card disappeared after the FaceTime.

[@Krawberry]

All of my shoes changed to animal slippers

[@darkryan1011]

you too???????

[@passetmemorrii9315]

My moms credit card is gone. How do I get sugar fron that man in the streets now?

[@breabambi]

3 years later and the dead stare at 4:54 still cracks me up😂

[@livingwiththebriscoes7198]

Same 😂

[@psyguygamer1326]

The box doesn’t even have a shipping label....

[@-JaggedGrace-]

NOW THAT'S SPOOKY, GUYS

[@SavvyMuhon]

Guys that MUST mean guys it’s from the deep web guys!

[@kiraPh1234k]

That's the really scary part! How did it even get there?!?

[@novapog6660]

bECaUse iTS froM tHE dArK wEb

[@bigwinona2257]

Doesn't matter. The 10 year old kids he leads on to buy his merch will believe it.

[@dasappman9321]

When the dude said “Haroglyphic” and Charlie just sat there not saying a word, I just lost it.

[@coldcut4751]

MadMcDox 4:52

[@timaeusTestified0]

same

[@rexignotus4140]

Fax I was dying

[@mrchimplee3905]

yeah dude i straight shit my colon out after that

[@youngpyro9711]

Seurge fucking same 🤣🤣🤣

[@carman2899]

"Check it out, it says D.W, I think it stands for Dark Web" Move over Batman, we have a new World's Greatest Detective

[@thecia8968]

“That is so freakin crazy you guys”

[@boinoi5821]

No it’s Arthur’s sister

[@adianto1122]

I'm the 555 th likes

[@cringekiddo]

@@ruxyami same

[@nav5738]

@@adianto1122 *sarcastic applause*

[@inxious227]

I can imagine a conversation between this guy and JayStation: "Guys." "Guys." "Guys." "Guys!" "OMG guys." "Guys."

[@astroboy1147]

*N&A productions appeared in the chat* alright guys alright guys alright guys alright guys

[@inxious227]

@@astroboy1147 "Alright guys, if I stick this fidget spinner up my aşş for 5 seconds, you guys have to smash the like button, alright guys!"

[@astroboy1147]

@@inxious227 fr lol have u seen his new video says something a conference do u think he's gonna fight 💀

[@LittleSilva422]

@@astroboy1147 no

[@chrismartin6427]

I don't know who jaystation is but by the sound of it I am glad I commented pretty much the same thing about this guy constantly repeating the word guys 3 Times a sentence and it drives me mad

[@repugnant__6379]

Mystery box content includes: 2gs of heroin. 1 child slave. 4 actual massage therapists who are only specialized in foot massage.

[@iv5539]

Thats a common one, I heard the legendary ones are waaaaay better.

[@mrslippyfist9155]

1084840683932002 . legendary mystery box *2* *infant* *slaves*

[@iv5539]

@@hoffer_moment aww dude I want one

[@splintercelloo7]

Hold up so Dan Schnider is in the box?

[@LoverKittey]

Mine was an uncommon roll from what I have read up, I got a severed woman's head in a jar, I suppose its been pickled, a bloody axe, and a resealed bank notice with my pen name hand written on it over some whiteout. I assume its just enough evidence to accuse me of rape or murder, luckily I remembered to slap on my rubber gloves before going into the box.

[@SuperAlphaKirby]

I thought stromedy meant "stroke inducing comedy"

[@killrickroll5731]

Or strum ma de

[@ashm0102]

I’m pretty sure that’s the real definition

[@longigi8300]

@Troy Daniel that implies this passes as comedy

[@knashboi3914]

Stroke inducing attempt at comedy*

[@liamvalois-reilly7478]

OMG LOL

[@forbiddenantifreeze4591]

Actual dark web mystery box: four bags of hands, two kilos of meth, and anthrax

[@cyllxx9112]

Actual dark web mystery box: 7 TB of meta data and some malware

[@definitelyadam.4892]

dont forget the cp

[@HiLarri._.]

Here's an actual unboxingkzbin.info/www/bejne/g4W6ZaZ_gZ53ptk

[@deaganwarheit4686]

yeah ok. You got me

[@g2.a6]

@@HiLarri._. Dissapointing, was hoping for a Rick Roll. Hinjaku Hinjaku

[@guscox9651]

The constant interjections at 1:00 are so perfect

[@bobburntwist0]

Charlie's face when he said "heroglyphics" killed me. I am in tears.

[@Shmotivated]

Same 😂😂😭😭

[@benny_lemon5123]

I laughed so hard my dog left the room ...

[@KerWallis]

Hair-O-Glyphics

[@nostop4524]

We copied each other lol

[@countp6830]

666 likes 😂

[@xer0_st0rm72]

“Don’t EVER devalue his hard work. He went to a separate party city for that chain” is the best quote

[@albertaipalook1753]

Are you supposed to be Levi?

[@Universe1966r]

@@albertaipalook1753 same question

[@Universe1966r]

@@albertaipalook1753 l mean maybe

[@albertaipalook1753]

@@Universe1966r yeah maybe

[@zachsmith3409]

I was reading this when he said that lol

[@tacosauce8639]

"What else would DW stand for?" My brain: Arthur's sister.

[@jaimeparker2161]

same

[@brandonazua9328]

Like he Arthur said D.W. stands for disaster warning

[@tacosauce8639]

@@brandonazua9328 woah.

[@PatrickWDunne]

D.W. Griffith, the influential silent movie director who innovated a lot of cinematic techniques still used today

[@evanschreiber1655]

Mine.too lmao

[@spongybear1926]

First was the Content Cop, now it’s the Moisture Police

[@ImProperGoblin5]

The Vaseline Vigilante

[@franxiety4613]

Lieutenant lubricant

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

Moisture Moderator

[@woodyschannel7226]

Chief Cumbucket

[@imprettylazy4363]

Damp Detective?

[@yoosmarius]

The writings on that egyptian thing probably means "made in china"

[@Vezarri]

Lol.

[@pouneh111]

U literally just copied this comment from the one on PewDiePie’s video about this.. -_-

[@mikehunt4830]

@@pouneh111 so?

[@pouneh111]

@Mike Hunt, Hey, just sayin’.

[@semen_.dem0n526]

Dhut

[@marvelstudious4938]

Merch: from $20 to $19.99 What a legend

[@whyhellotheremynameisayden1042]

Void EM lol

[@flamangofsdwg1297]

420th like

[@raulgomez5619]

580th like

[@kalypsothefreak9717]

Wait really?

[@karanoelle4819]

666th like

[@IGhostRatI]

"guys look theres like freaking paroglyphics" Charlie just gives that line like, 8 seconds of disappointment

[@Nate-bn5kk]

The D.W actually stands for Depressed Weiner.

[@mrmatthewshun]

Depressed Wiener for a depressed wiener

[@frednamclastname5643]

Erectile distinction be like:

[@penelopeboivin3191]

No, it stands for D o n g w i n

[@_Bob_Bob_]

dora winifred

[@imbatukhan2003]

Its D**kWad

[@cumbrap]

Gotta love the dead stare at 4:53. Perfect reaction.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Hey Digby

[@frosty980]

I lost my shit at that

[@zimmerman8733]

What are *you* doin round these parts

[@westernwarden8758]

oh hey

[@_derpyrat-3711]

top ten anime crossover

[@Jaxxonnnnnnn]

i love how these youtubers think the dark web is like amazon or something.

[@Motelmotel666]

amazon, but spooky!

[@frostyading2218]

amazon on crack

[@BalthazarBullmann]

Amazon but evil! …wait…

[@coleswaggins]

It really is like Amazon tho.

[@3esa2003]

Lol

[@magicmark8076]

This is still my favorite Critikal video. I come back every now and then and it makes me laugh just as much. Keep the good shit up my guy

[@dgyt27]

“You’re gonna want to watch the previous 4 videos...” I have never heard a man say 1 sentence thats enough for me to instantly think “how does this guy have friends”

[@datboizaz8980]

He doesnt

[@yocats9974]

They're not friends, they're business partners who can act

[@911_terrorist]

Same😕

[@ZachPlum]

Money

[@1cicle.]

@@ZachPlum why did you open up the second krusty krab

[@scrublord95]

everyone knows the dark web is one singular organization with a recognizable branding and a definite leader

[@feralchangeling97]

Dan "the man with a plan and an unmarked van" Schneider.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

anyone with a functioning brain would also know that the dark web has outlets where you can buy dolls n' shit in every mall in the world

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

And "Guaranteed 3 day shipping"

[@plkj63]

666th like

[@riese_untoten4183]

I bet that infamous hacker, 4chan is the leader of the dark web or as it’s known to us experts, the “deepiest web”

[@Astro730]

I cant stop laughing Charlie just "No you're lying to me." "I don't care." "I'm not doing that."

[@juck19]

Sameeeee broooo

[@Orrex945]

@Faded Pixels The face he did at 4:54 was priceless :D

[@jovialhovis107]

Ikr? lets the dude talk for 5 seconds and then deadpan just, ' no i wont'..

[@2ychris]

Lol

[@fuzzyfallthetempest]

This is how Charlie needs to do his videos

[@JoshCraver9000]

4:54 Never fails to make me laugh!

[@SalCapone6499]

3:35 “D.W? What else would that stand for?” Dim Wit

[@nocturnalnun]

I was gonna say Dick Wad but thats a good one too.

[@fantasy9994]

@@nocturnalnun stfu

[@apbeenlit]

@@fantasy9994 why u mad?

[@fantasy9994]

@@some_random_merc no.

[@spectersnake4836]

@@fantasy9994 seems like a yes

[@TheJaranuJanic]

I had that cup that's at 4:20 Its literally a plastic cup from a dollar store. This is hilariously incompetent.

[@andrebenoit404]

If you watch the video with the sound on he says it.

[@YapYapCrackShack]

Nice

[@colem3351]

Me too

[@Känniyrjö]

Nice

[@IdiotArtist]

Rutsah same, I did too lmao

[@DesolatorMagic]

Everyone knows that the first thing you should do on the dark web is give someone your shipping address. That's the best way to stay anonymous lol.

[@iloveujerzy7534]

nice

nice

[@nightcollapse]

nice

[@shogoyamagishi]

nice

[@cram1283]

nice

[@wd3185]

Charlie's face when he mispronounced "hieroglyphic" just fucking killed me.

[@burningshoelace659]

*pics up a bottle* “oh my gosh guys it’s like some sort of bottle”

[@MilkmanMedia]

D.W. stands for Dora Winifred. Dude clearly has to catch up on Arthur lore.

[@Luigiawesome13]

As a professor in Arthur lore, I agree with you.

[@jcdla64]

Dicc Wett

[@stephenmiller9009]

If she can't spell her name how am i supposed to know it ? Xd thats the one episode i remember clearly

[@stephenmiller9009]

Or am i just a bad 90s baby with 0 knowledge.

[@scottslater7517]

“OMG GUYS, GuYs, gUyS,Guys”

[@Wolfhardt]

"What's poppin, guys? Oh my god, guys. This is absolutely crazy, guys. This is so insane, guys. You would not believe this, guys. I literally don't know how this happened guys. You need to see this, guys. Oh my god, gu-"

[@kieranklipz1185]

I fucking hate y’all 😂😂😭

[@dacarly1330]

@@Wolfhardt 😂

[@Polkaknot]

Guys

[@samwilson2893]

Guise.

[@What.99]

3:20 Nope. D.W. doesn’t stand for “dark web”, it stands for Dark Wing (Duck). “When there’s trouble-u, call D.W.. Darkwing Duck! Let’s, get, DANGEROUS!”

[@Morty143]

4:52 As a 2000 years Egyptian peasant I can say these words means "Made in China"

[@monkey555554]

I particularly like that there is a price tag on the bottom you just barely see as he turns it around (and presumably he is covering up with his hand when he notices it.

[@funnynamepending7653]

@@tyler281 nobody cares lol

[@apbeenlit]

@@tyler281 welcome to the internet we can copy things

[@apbeenlit]

@@tyler281 and the comment on pewds video said 2000 B.C and this one is 2000 years Egyptian so this is not entirely copied

[@eggwatch596]

@@tyler281 people can copy things

[@nick9115]

Yep, because every Egyptian knows how to read “haroldglyphics”

[@whoyou618]

Bruh.

[@Zecemic]

Because everybody in egypt speaks a dead and nearly undeciphered language...

[@xitheta6340]

not to mention the sticker on the bottom

[@seifVI]

egyptian here, bird boat eagle wavey line up up down down

[@Zecemic]

@@seifVI I stand corrected

[@StarSnowGhost]

"Now we definitely know this box is from egypt." I had some Lion King dolls mailed to me once, which is how I know the box was from Kenya and not my grandpa.

[@iluvass]

lmfao

[@Morte_death]

4:52 is when I died from Charlie’s reaction. Best reaction ever

[@jag7371]

I liked the part where Stromedy said "guys".

[@user-gn2nj9nt6e]

You mean human malteser

[@jacktheripper5112]

the trend with these unboxing stuff it is weird that why these things would be in a box

[@azuritet3]

HEY YOU GUYYYS!

[@pcarltonk]

it's Austin!

[@theawksquadgoalz1611]

Guys! guys guys guys guysguysguys? G U Y S....

[@chuckmartellaro6643]

Imagine having a life so vanilla rha you actually think this is what's for sale on the dark web.

[@grantgibson9977]

I think it's a mix of stroke and comedy because, if you think that's comedy you're having a stroke

[@DarkSpiritslayer]

lol nice one

[@AbdefFable1]

Reminded me of Stomedy

[@bethkarlson]

I’m dead 😵

[@angelit161]

👏👏👏👏

[@12gauge_shawtyy]

Yeah guys

[@absurdjet8103]

I do love how the dark web psyco that sent it was considerate enough to black out the u-haul logos on the inside of the box to avoid copywrite. There's hope for those 4-chan dark weber

[@thundercookie2819]

Damn I ain’t know the Dark Web started selling loot boxes

[@IronPhysik]

its part of the new DLC.

[@shaikhmuktarthebestguy]

The two type of people

[@kyleb5392]

*HIT OR MISS*

[@xdami4nx]

They give you new skins every week

[@Rytinis]

Ive got an instruction how to do a default dance

[@windmonkey95]

I can't lie, that "haroldglyphic writing" at 4:51 is pretty spooky.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Hm... From what I can decypher, the inscription on that relic reads, *_"Do not subscribe to the manchild holding this insignificant Big Lots Knick-knack, he is a Grade-A pandering Fuckwit who is seriously banking on the assumption that you are far dumber than he is."_* I could be wrong, it _is_ a pretty rough translation...

[@ENash699]

He straight up says Harold-glyphic instead of hieroglyphics 😂 I didn't get it until I saw it

[@pdubzpyro]

*”Guys, THIS STUFF LOOKS SO EXPENSIVE”* *”Guys, This is proof this stuff is from egypt!”* Opens a box full of *”Made in China”*

[@rR-ng1rx]

You look like you think avocados are spicy

[@returntrip5763]

@@rR-ng1rx haha very funny I am laughing at a high volume right now

[@lotus_flower2001]

@@returntrip5763 HAHAHAHAH ROTFLHAHAHA

[@returntrip5763]

@@lotus_flower2001 haha very funny I am laughing at a high volume right now

[@Lousyalu]

@@returntrip5763 haha very funny I'm laughing at a high volume right now

[@u12bdragon]

I want an entire video where he does those short reactions like "no you didn't," "I don't care," etc.

[@Aihara268]

"I think D.W stands for dark web, I think guys" No it stands for Dick Wad

[@robloxiantunes2988]

Shaun Sangco that’s the exact same thing I was thinking

[@skystoner5853]

Nah, It stands for Dumbass Wanker. At least he's self aware.

[@space-addict9698]

Lmao

[@roxanam3856]

penis

[@Lepsuzzz]

dump waste

[@tommydeggerino4995]

Pulls out cup, “OH mY gOd GuyS wHat thE heLl is ThiS!?”

[@thecookingshow1403]

What the hells a cup anyways?

[@switcharoo7934]

You sounded like a disappointed father when you were responding to him

[@WolfTwisted]

He always sounds like a disappointed father. My daddy issues are trying so hard to crawl out of my pants.

[@WolfTwisted]

Ah fuck I finished typing that at 4:54 and now I feel guilty

[@darrelsam419]

The disappointed father that Stromedy should have had.

[@a5tr4l]

0:56 Charlie basically did the skeleton meme before it was became a thing.

[@MOOBBreezy]

when pewdiepie admits that he steals from you

[@quannino0461]

he gave him a shout out tho so there is nothing he steals from this guy

[@bugledayliarch9553]

Aaron Bell welcome to youtube nowdays

[@bugledayliarch9553]

have you hear it about reaction channel? well if you said pewdiepie stolen other videos. then you also saying that reaction channel are stolen videos too, fool.

[@eric-le-roy]

Yeah but I found Critical b/c of Pewds and been binge watching here ever since, so I’m pretty sure Critical comes out ahead in the deal.

[@hummingvoid7824]

It a neverending cycle of stealing videos.

[@ooxxoo_]

The amount of times he has said “guys” is how many brain cells I’ve lost

[@cryptidcrow_]

153, and that’s just the portion shown

[@livesathome2475]

Jay station: rookie numbers

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

You're fine then

[@neverender_]

but multiplied x1000

[@muzoriichi]

Michael Lenartowicz when I counted it was 33

[@justinfox2814]

This channel is solid gold.

[@Trevor-Wayne]

Pure, 24k

[@justinfox2814]

After watching other videos I'm thinking we are past gold and the grading scale. We are now up to diamonds and carats.

[@nightterror8670]

Solid uranium!

[@aitorfanderomeosantos8558]

@@nightterror8670 pure turtle shell** the strongest thing in the multiverse.

[@plague6716]

@@justinfox2814 it's Egyptian gold duh

[@Coyote_GoLightly]

Bro that cut back to Charlie's face when Stromedy mispronounced Hieroglyphic KILLED me 😂💀

[@ZanraiKid]

Now, I’m no dark web box video expert, nor do I wish to be one, but this seems like this dude put no effort into the video. At least write a cryptic message for your fans to interpret or spray everything in fake blood. Do something, my guy.

[@apeapeape999]

or have the patience to rub some corrosive shit on a knife and make it look used and rusty. but no, that would ruin that knife that totally looks like the one he has, and he needs both.

[@Turq0iseDr4gon]

He cant spray blood on the props because he has to return them so he can get his money back

[@stickyribs6494]

but it wouldn't be pg family friendly clean then

[@Dreadwroth]

You are vastly overestimating this guy's brainpower.

[@mr.pissshivers]

Or put just one amiibo and an anime body pillow, following with a dousing in liquid ass

[@redam.4943]

"guys" "Guys" "Guys" Petition to delete the world guy from the dictionary

[@TheComatoseCreator]

"The world guy" Yare Yare Daze..

[@stanley9081]

@@TheComatoseCreator you thought it was "the world guy" but it was me, DIO

[@m4rczxz]

@@stanley9081 Goodbye jojo

[@Run187]

But I'm not your guy buddy..

[@lex1212]

don’t delete the world

[@hasbulla8367]

"yooooooo what the heck is this" (picks up bottle) "WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS"

[@CeraphineLuna]

(picks up chain) (shits pants)

[@ElFreakinCid]

"OOOOH MY GOD, guys, what the hell is this, it's like a bottle, guys, it says BLOOD on it, what the hell could this be, guys?"

[@pheonixnova4383]

This video is officially 3 years old today

[@-guy113]

Yes

[@Kitarinki]

Pog

[@VisualBlue0807]

4:51 You can literally see the barcode under the cat statue.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Clearly that's just more *_Herold-glyphic_* writing...!

[@VisualBlue0807]

Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic seems legit

[@Powersd451]

Proof that ancient egypt had modern technology!

[@dumbdickler670]

Well this guy went to my elementary school and from what I can remember he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

[@eliascrooker7773]

@@dumbdickler670 Got any stories about him?

[@jtiwindizzle98]

His acting is so cringey.

[@joshbob7792]

yeah "acting"

[@xYaBoiii]

He seemed bored with the fact he even had to make this video.

[@TheEPICskwock]

Thats because critical is a little bitch nugget pussy boy

[@ihavefriends216]

Critzy he's*

[@pugpugsly2829]

Critzy tfw you sell your soul for money

[@wolfen888]

Me: a regular chain Stromedy: *_a dark chain_*

[@broisyougobbling]

It’s not a regular chain because “it goes on forever” you saw it on camera!

[@Barricadepenis]

Guys... I think.. the chain is...CURSED!!! (OMG) (POLICE CALLED)

[@space-addict9698]

S p o o k y

[@gasheater9421]

no, its not a dark chain, its a wierd dark chain

[@pun10123]

Charlie's constant interjections remind me of the skeletons roasting meme.

[@augustoof13]

Looked at newest comments just for this. I thought it sounded like that too

[@angelocosato986]

I think that D. W. stands for don’t watch just as a warning

[@act1veee]

"is that a cheeto crumb on the floor?" " *it's a cursed cheeto crumb now* "

[@cianhoey3298]

Underrated comment

[@Matt-ov1xl]

Magic *snort snort*

[@witheringgamer3686]

@@Matt-ov1xl mmmmm. Snort snort

[@imissedthepartwherethatsmy7463]

Bang, in the box

[@dfsseewsfewfg3511]

@@Matt-ov1xl mmmmm. Snort snort

[@Zekr0_]

When he did that D.W he immediately became an universal embarassment to human intelligence developement and quality of entertainment. I really wished he didn't say D.W stands for

[@randomiser9713]

Cringe 100

[@pizznas6721]

He didn't want to keep us guessing

[@svarbd6894]

Saw your vids like a year ago first. Ow I saw every single video and watch you everyday, I think charlie is my spirit animal

[@hotbam37]

There's not even a shipping label on the box. Somebody from the dark web must have hand delivered it!

[@tokoyamifumikage6812]

I thought D.W meant dying wildabeest Also that cup with the skull is literally in my local dollar tree

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Must you say literally?

[@Mr.Bimgus]

@@dimitriwarchief301 I mean its an accurate use of the word, so I don't see what's wrong. Yes, the word is overused and misused, but telling people to stop saying it even when they're using it correctly won't solve that problem.

[@JKPancake]

Yeah because Party City is too expensive for his budget

[@jesusstaccato8448]

Maybe it stands for "Da (rock)Wilder" SAWN OFF SHOTGUN HAND ON THE PUMP

[@norwegianboyee]

"What else would that stand for?" Hmm, how about dickwad?

[@MediocritysMuse]

Dark Web Unboxing. *In small print* Sponsored by Party City.

[@Bee-er1nf]

the way Charlie responds with a straight face is just

[@athenasrevenge93]

2:26 Actually, heads that have been separated from the body are called decorpulated heads. Only bodies can be decapitated, since caput means head in Latin. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[@ilovebangtan5999]

I'm... Speechless

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Yay! I learned something today. Now I can go to sleep.

[@leostevano8128]

NEEEERD!! (Sorry i just had to, thx for the trivia btw)

[@finchwaddledog5026]

Don't you call me decapitated. I am a strong, independent head that don't need no body, I left IT. The proper term is decorpulated.

[@finchwaddledog5026]

The bodies are decapitated because the head was cut off. The heads are decapitated from the body, because the HEAD WAS CUT OFF. Who goes to cut the body off someone's head? I heard that happened to a friend of mine once. She went to a theme park, got on a roller coaster, next thing you know? Decorpulated. Yep. One of those rails came and cut the body clean off her head.

[@DjVortex-w]

Imagine they _did_ sell "mystery boxes" in the dark web, and when it arrives, it either has like a pipe bomb that detonates when the box is opened, or some highly illegal stuff like cp and hard core drugs, and a cellphone that calls the police when the box is opened.

[@zeberiko]

Epic

[@enigmus7962]

I can see the dobre brothers doing that prank

[@murkyhydra6351]

@The Tajin Man *epic* *gamer* *moment*

[@thecia8968]

*not funny* we have to deal with that shit

[@DjVortex-w]

@Joeseph Lambert Seriously, what would you do with it? You wouldn't know what kind of drugs it would be, unless you are some of chemist with a lab capable of finding out. If you wanted to use them yourself, how would you know how or how much, without knowing what kind of drugs they are? You could easily OD or screw up yourself in other ways. If you were thinking of selling them, what would you selling them as, if you don't know what they are? You could just as well be selling cooking flour and at least you wouldn't be potentially killing people (other than, perhaps, yourself, for selling drugaddicts a fake product).

[@DoubleH92]

"Look at this cup, you guuuys. Holy crap. It's a cup..."

[@dyr234]

I think he was taking the piss with that one, everyone has seen those things everywhere when halloween comes around, unless this kid really is a fucking moron.

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Freak96 Well that is the only type of person that would watch this so probably

[@dyr234]

@@WellCookedPotatoes It is amazing idiots like that kid exist.

[@tomisaki6]

Im not afraid of cups

[@brokentoaster4231]

@@tomisaki6 I ain't 'fraid of no cups.

[@jackashmore]

Charlie has been so much more forgiving since he became Jesus

[@loveshankme]

"What could be inside a dark web box?" Abducted children and heroin, probably.

[@RanDoom_Guy21]

someones pp, maybe.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Probably a shribbled up gnome's ear.

[@teeqe4099]

The heroin sounds fun

[@grammarnazi2691]

The souls of the damned and forsaken pilgrims that dared cross the unholy plains of the youtube 3am videos.

[@Du0plexGaming]

The foreskins of 36 virgin fortnite content creators.

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

"I think D.W means dark web" Me: No, that's the name of Arthur's sister, haven't you watched it?

[@sally_altfangirl]

D.W sells Arthur's lucky pencil on the dark web

[@rockmanbeta8055]

Dang you beat me to it lol

[@__m__a__x__]

Dora Winnifred Reed

[@Halluw33n]

No it means, D#ck wad.

[@IvoryLoaf]

@@sally_altfangirl i appreciate your name

[@corifyyy7093]

I’ve been binge watching your videos for half a day now

[@BiggisDickis]

Cortexx His content’s too good.

[@ai-eo4dm]

Same. it sucks that I've seen so much that now I have to scroll for ages to find new videos

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

Me too. Reminds me of the old KZbin where no one cares about being demonitized.

[@constipatedfrank8980]

i mean once u watch one u cant stop

[@doodoowater5282]

I am you now

[@genghiskhan.2265]

0:45 that condo was near my dads condo, it was prob a 4 minute drive. Now it’s like 30 minutes he moved because he found out stromedy lives near him

[@jaredy18]

I wonder how that box shipped? With no shipping labels

[@PallasGamer]

probably wasn't even shipped. he made that in his garage

[@fg_roshii5913]

@@PallasGamer wooooooshersss

[@ForsenForsen]

J.C. Foss yeeaah thats not how it works buddy try again next time

[@PallasGamer]

It's not a whoosh stfu

[@cornflaker22]

He said it got dropped off or someshit. I’m sure it was Brenden Frasier; from the classic 1999 movie, The Mummy. He was keeping some of his finest of treasures to sell on the dark web for his afterlife.

[@gcatz7442]

As a dark web expert I can say: The D.W actually stands for, "Dicc Wett."

[@mdahsenmirza2536]

Slurp slurp

[@mjustbenn2988]

@@mdahsenmirza2536 baby girl

[@kudafrombo3]

@@mjustbenn2988 I'm tryna get my dicc wett

[@zwitter_zwitter]

Amazing reference dude

[@dyr234]

It really stands for stupid dumb fuck lol

[@CrispyToast]

Aren't unboxing videos supposed to be about unpackaging products and review them?

[@user-vl7du3xd8m]

Sure it's expected, but it's not necessary for just an unboxing video. Otherwise it should be titled unboxing and review.

[@dissimulii]

i don't watch unboxing videos, how the fuck would i know?

[@ricefarmer8204]

My favorite unboxing was the gas chambers after World War Two

[@r4dius]

How dare you review cursed stuff ?!

[@pheonixnova4383]

@@r4dius lol

[@prisonlessungabunga4329]

02:22 you spend 950 dollars and you might get a bear

[@pip4700]

Bro he ordered a mystery box tryna get the ray gun

[@BP9000]

I laughed

[@nrrve.1]

Hahahhaha

[@michaelwarren5250]

Gimme gimme I want that... FUCK! AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING BALLISTIC KNIFE

[@Tundraic]

haha, Bazinga am i right guys?

[@paps_211]

SEND ME THERE SOULS and a bus

[@shin6585]

4:55 every time I see the disappointment on his face I start wheezing.

[@anshika_pal.]

lmao same

[@maezhang1477]

Hhahaha

[@freshyeska9875]

The idea of some 9yos asking their parents for a stromedy hoodie makes me wanna die

[@theguybehindyou4762]

"Lowering the price" is obvious code speak for "Please buy my shit"

[@ohmygahdbilly]

@@theguybehindyou4762 I'm hoping they aren't selling and he's desperate to get rid of them, I think we all are.

[@Midnight_Ruby]

YESCAFRESCA it’s sad, my little brother watches people like this. They aren’t people to look up to. He actually brought some merch of one of these kinds of KZbinrs, and it’s just so sad. I’ve never understood why kids look up to people like this. They aren’t good people, they’re annoying and obnoxious, and they only do it for money.

[@Guanjyn]

YESCAFRESCA All the cool 9 year olds watch PewDiePie.

[@freshyeska9875]

Guanjyn You like Mr Oizo so im inclined to agree

[@Verlarn]

Charlie cutting into the video every sentence is the funniest shit.

[@actualduck41129]

Nothing says Dark Web like a cheap skull cup a cat with "Hair-roglyphs" and a kitchen knife

[@Narutass43]

Don't forget the "dark chain"

[@CeraphineLuna]

Pear glyphs

[@spartan3924]

He couldn't even remember what a Scarab was and just said weird symbol

[@ElFreakinCid]

All loose in an unmarked cardboard box that was totally shipped out of Egypt, across the ocean and into Canada without anyone noticing, for reals.

[@ragingoaktree]

Charlie sounded like that one kid in preschool who after the teacher said something would just say “No it’s not” every time

[@smileysolar3940]

Lmao

[@select7264]

Lmao

[@milfsonly7839]

Lmao

[@publicenemy210]

Lmao

[@wavyphantom9643]

Lmao

[@balloooons33]

His little clips of him talking to him like "no you didnt." "You're lying to me." I was laughing do hard

[@coc8648]

I was laughing do hard as well... I always laugh do hard

[@beccarobinson8334]

KMonster playz ME TOO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@mumklumdimper3202]

Becca Robinson you were laughing do hard?

[@ethanmendoza5216]

KMonster playz Honestly was the least funny commentary throughout the video shut up pleb

[@mumklumdimper3202]

Ethan Mendoza really? Because nobody asked

[@mikelmccormick9496]

I come back to this video solely for the blank stare after the "hieroglyphics"

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

“Old hairoglyphic things” Please kill me now

[@amwa7644]

Lol

[@cgme7076]

@CharlieRavens :: Not "paroglyphic". He clearly said "hairoglyphic" and was trying to say "hieroglyphic". But he didn't, because he's an idiot.

[@lupsik1]

It gets even funnier. if you watch the pewdiepie video or the original at the end he also says "If there are any egiptians here comment below what that means" or something of the same meaning. i mean.... IMAGINE FKING EGYPTIANS USING HIEROGLYPHS ON DAILY BASIS lmao, assuming egyptians can read hieroglyphs...im literally rolling on the floor laughing. Imagine watching a movie choosing egyptian langauge (extinct since roman times) and hieroglyphs show up. Would the ingredient list on food consist of drawings of the ingredients ? Idk maybe stromedy knows, im out of breath.

[@lupsik1]

To be exact : "If anyones egyptian in the comments and can tall me what this says, that would be greatly appreciated"

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Mikołaj I’m triggered