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[@NoahFroio]

The Band NEEDS to be congratulated for the way they played out of the tie straightening ceremony; even Stephen couldn't stop himself, that was brilliant. Bravo, Bravo!

[@RPGreg2600]

The band is great

[@isaiahjackson1211]

the sad trumpet at the end each time is too good haha

[@judeirwin2222]

You need to get out more, Noah.

[@macforme]

@@judeirwin2222 Yes, he thinks this was spontaneous.

[@NoahFroio]

@@judeirwin2222 Thank you, I will give it a go!!

[@ThePhantomStinker]

1:27 Further proof that a sad trumpet is one of the funniest things in existence. Even Stephen could barely hold it together.

[@Lord_Shouty]

The band members downward slide out for the fanfare is just genius. Props to that band member....

[@israelcm7246]

Swearing her in on a box of wine.😅😂. Oh fox will burn to the ground, and I am loving it.

[@nomenclature9373]

She will take the 5th…. then ask for a second one. 🍷

[@Mondfischli]

...is it Xmas tree time already, oh wait 😂

[@kateuhler7803]

😂Right?!? It's like, where are my marshmallows? 😂. I want a treat while we watch em burn

[@jeremyhicks6889]

I wish I could like this comment twice.

[@mariacatherine229]

@@kateuhler7803 This is genius!

[@mainemade73]

I'm loving how you and the band have found your flow. I miss Jon, but Louis and the gang are awesome. The horns were making me laugh. I'll giggle all day about them sounding deflated 😂😂😂😂

[@hmdwgf]

"Fox News anchor and Real Housewife of Nuremberg Maria Bartiromo" DAMN that is savage even for Colbert

[@KitC916]

She looks like an interior decorator in Hell

[@martavdz4972]

Unless you actually live in that region... It's a joke for people who only know Nurnberg as the place where Nazi trials took place. I'm from Czechia which is right next door to Germany, I've been to Nurnberg and it had me confused for a second. For me, it's a German city with squares and churches and public transport.

[@entropybentwhistle]

@@martavdz4972 The internet is full of references to the place as either site of the major Nazi rallies until 1938, and the site of the Ally led trials charging the Nazis for war crimes after the war. Quite a busy place, which the locals probably wish never happened to their town, but such is history.

[@Slo-ryde]

I think he meant as the place where the rallies took place….as MB was rallying up the MAGATS, by peddling the big lie…. Nazi style!

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

When that woman speaks, it's like Freddie Krueger scraping his knives on a chalkboard. I always wondered what school teaches their students to talk like that. Just awful. Her witch-like appearance makes it worse.

[@gamepapa1211]

Well I guess there is only one way for Jack Teixeira to get out of his sentence: he should run for President. Then they'll let you take home classified documents all the time!

[@VivekAnandJ]

To be fair, he had as much right to declassify those docs with his mind as Drumpf.😂

[@tonyt8805]

🙈 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🙈

[@geekishgir]

I actually thought that was going to be the punchline, he was going to run for president or shame he was too young to

[@user-dg9pu4pe9d]

Unfortunately for him, that loophole does not become available until your 35. On the bright side, planning his campaign will give him a hobby.

[@BrrGrrDelux]

He should have just negotiated with the DOJ for 6 months, then had his attorney swear he gave all the documents back. And played a lot of golf.

[@tbone1212]

The bigger question is why have they never found the leaker from the Supreme Court….Because it was a Judge….

[@charlesvonsneedinghamiii2026]

REMEMBER THAT TIME STEPHEN COLBERT LITERALLY WAS EXPOSED IN WIKILEAKS FOR TAKING SHOW NOTES FROM THE CLINTON INITIATIVE DIRECTLY FROM JOHN PEDOSTA??? PEPPERIDGE FARM REMEMBERS, GOD REMEMBERS. HELL AWAITS F SLUR.

[@ElSantoLuchador]

For the good of the people, Dominion should not take a settlement in the Fox lawsuit, and instead take it to court where we can get all of them on record and under oath. It is definitely in Fox's best interest to settle out of court.

[@moonhunter9993]

oh, yes, put them under oath... watch them squirm... tell lies anyways... and then go to jail

[@beez1717]

I hope it takes down Murdoch and Fox News entirely.

[@kindabluejazz]

It's a civil lawsuit, the only outcome will be financial. So far, no criminal charges have been filed. But things like withholding evidence can lead to criminal charges.

[@abrakkehakka1357]

@@kindabluejazzAbsolutely, but what is getting revealed on the recordings and the testimonies will be used by the DOJ. And more lawsuits against FOX will likely follow if/when Dominion wins. From others who suffered due to the lies spread: Those who were duped into believing the lies and ended up in jail or got fined for their J6 actions (those who admitted to their guilt because they came to understand they had been manipulated). And those who suffered injuries on J6. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Dominion also went after Trump if they win the cases against FOX, Giuliani, the pillow guy, and the kraken lady.

[@Eudjier]

Not necessarily.... The decapitated 👻 witness time traveler may be forced to go testify and that is where all hell will break loose. It may spare Fox and sink Dominion. Remember Sidney Powell told you she had the evidence 🧾 I believe this to be true ... How you going to explain an AI constantly switching and she has gathered the documents???? 📄 📃 And the video 🎥 to throw the judges under the bus 🚐 too (, doubtful is the goal) you get the point. Some crazy crap may just come out. I wouldn't count that case over until it is either settled or over. .if I were Dominion I'd settle for the sheer virtue of what could come out if someone out there is running around with evidence 🧾 Sidney is trying to go for insane defense but theres some truth to what she says. If i was Dominion I'd settle out of court as fast as I could especially if there is a witness out there running around ... Fox may be compelled to call it into news or court appearance or congressional... Now Congress may say we want to speak to this witness/perpetrator who also attacked us ... They may say okay... I'll zoom in... What's your question? Like I SAID I'd settle with Dominion fast.

[@waltonsimons12]

Jeanine Pirro is gonna be compelled to testify? Damn, if only Cecily Strong had stayed on SNL one more season....

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Maybe she can host

[@casbot71]

Will they require Pirro to have a sobriety test before testifying?

[@0hermitworm]

They bring back old cast members for bits all the time so there's still a chance!

[@unowen9668]

Perhaps she'll visit.

[@danieljodrey]

She'll make an appearance or two, count on it.

[@Culinary_Nerds]

Stephen you are a gem and a charm to this world. I love your show and you make everything better in this trump infested world. We all love and cherish your witty banter. Keep it up. And as always potato.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Yes 👏 Is Potato 🥔

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Joe will have to bring some back for Stephen. "Is Irish potato!"

[@stanleylizewski5300]

@@michaelrmurphy2734 benedict biden will probably steal some more classified documents from the Lepri cons.., like he did when he was working for the kenyan..

[@tylerfarris2364]

Is potato! This is the way.

[@StrangeFractaLS4]

ML: a gem and a charm? Say, a luucky charm?

[@StealthyDead]

".... unless he declassified them with his mind!" Has me rolling. Instant like.

[@gamepapa1211]

@D Dd 🐑

[@lizardog]

@D Dd 🙄

[@charlesvonsneedinghamiii2026]

HE R4PES K1DS LOL

[@allenlovell1604]

They found his brain 🧠 when he went to the Hospital 🏥 when he was sick a while back. No word on its size though ( Lg, Med, or Sm - LOL 😆) !

[@manilkasheran2934]

Stephen giggling without a sound is the most pure thing I've seen in a while! 6:26

[@christopherdunn2133]

As an Australian I would just like to apologise to the entire rest of the world for not having Rupert eaten by a dingo shortly after his birth

[@shewolf2584]

Biden is the second Irish-Catholic president to go to Ireland, the first was JFK. So, many Irish people are very proud that he is there.

[@MomoHitsujiOwO]

These moments watching Biden come back to his roots and honoring the people of Ireland is just so sweet and endearing to me. It’s nice to see a president really respectful. I’m happy the Irish people are delighted with Biden there too 😊

[@suecastillo4056]

☘️🧚‍♂️🧚♥️‼️

[@shewolf2584]

@@MomoHitsujiOwO I had to laugh when his little cousins were talking to the media about Biden swiping their chicken nuggets. 🤣

[@hotprints]

@@shewolf2584Swiper no swiping! But yeah it was hilarious.

[@samsoncooper1]

Biden and JFK are American, not Irish. The Irish get a little pissed when Americans call themselves Irish. Less you lived in Ireland for many years, you are not Irish. I know your country lacks a history and culture but don't steal the Irishes

[@calinasagilitypartner4444]

But the question is...will Fox cover the Fox trial?

[@killawofe]

Definitely not

[@Tonyhouse1168]

They’ll set themselves on fire and their followers will literally lose their minds blaming those of us who are rational and want good things for our neighbors and countrymen

[@AloisAgos]

Not as long as there are candy bars going woke. I bet Crunch is next. XD

[@peterslegers6121]

It should be part of the sentence they get. An hour long special "How we lied to you" on prime time. In the 2 weeks leading up to the we-lied-special, they must run a commercial announcing the program "How we lied to you", at least one minute long, with a clear voiced sentence, so every listener can hear it, and subtitles, so everybody can read it, each and every hour. If they twist the truth, pull faces that deny it, or do a follow up denying it: Each twist or denial = Double the we-lied-to-you-specials: 2 times=2 weeks announcing + improved show + 2 weeks announcing + show ; 4x ; 8x, ...

[@gamepapa1211]

Fox News is a ratings whore. They'll definitely do it if it means advertisement money.

[@shermanculbertson6191]

Nothing screams innocent quite like withholding evidence and getting sanctioned by the judge for it.

[@gamepapa1211]

And pleading the 5th Amendment 400+ times DEFINITELY makes you innocent. So innocent! The most innocent like you wouldn't believe!

[@scottmwilhelms2437]

Innocence is like the sanctity of marriage, merely for advertisement purposes.

[@sonnyroy497]

@@gamepapa1211 the bigliest

[@scottmwilhelms2437]

​@@gamepapa1211 No one has ever been so innocent and icons of manhood were weeping like babies. 😭

[@killawofe]

@@scottmwilhelms2437 In all of history

[@MarthaTumbokon]

I got the opportunity to see President Higgins when he visited Berkeley in 2015. It was a somber occasion, as it was to commemorate the Irish students that died in an accident that year. I find him a very thoughtful and relational man.

[@plaidpanda]

Very cool, lucky you!!

[@Tao_Tology]

*relatable ?

[@FallenOne669]

Did you mean rational, or relatable?

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

He's the cutest little president, ever!

[@gerose1964]

A gentleman always 💚

[@tarasalvi6873]

Stephen laughing at the band both times is my favorite scene of the week. Well "played" by all involved!

[@natalieharless1715]

Colbert is on fire tonight!!!!!😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❗

[@vincentsablan732]

The back-and-forth with the Band is FANTASTIC!!!

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

You should have included the REST of the Rudy interview. He admitted "off the record" that they had found no evidence of machine tampering.

[@hotprints]

The Mom using the full name bit was freaking hilarious.

[@k.ferguson2982]

"... men will talk, about literally anything else, before sharing a single emotion." Shows drummer nodding knowingly, in agreement. 😂

[@Justusson]

6:52 “Real House Wife of Nuremberg” Ouch!! 😂

[@Supernov4]

Not to forget 8:17 "wrinkly demon scrotum"

[@oldrrocr]

from "Money Honey" to this... hope it pays well.

[@mariacatherine229]

Too true.

[@ytrewq12345]

Dude that stole classified documents, love how fast they tracked the documents, politely asked him to give back, and now he's at home on twitter saying is all a conspiracy. Inspiring. They really treat everyone with honor, respect and equality. What? They don't? Wooooooow

[@coleengoodell7523]

No that guy is in a world of hurt right now.

[@arcturionblade1077]

They should've given Teixeira at least 18 months time to politely ask for the documents back, just like the FBI did with TFG PAB45.

[@cmonz9]

“Lets lick the world.” - Joe Biden

[@greghelton4668]

Always wondered whether Trump had a six year old’s IQ. We now know the maximum threshold is that of a not-too-bright 21 old.

[@nomore6167]

@@greghelton4668 "Always wondered whether Trump had a six year old’s IQ" - Seriously? I'd say three-year-old at most.

[@hazenkellner1653]

I think the tree thing was actually really cool. An amazing sign of long-standing peace.

[@patriotvloggs5349]

Long standing peace with who? Ireland? Bro? Ireland? Are you serious? Bro what about russia and china my bro.

[@bluehammer1245]

@@patriotvloggs5349 I think we will have to wait until Russia and China stops threatening the borders and sovereignty of every nation around them before the U.S will be willing to make peace with them...bro.

[@jimcarlson6157]

​@PatriotVloggs have you read Irish history for the past century?

[@coleengoodell7523]

When the horns started as he was bending over I started laughing. The timing was perfect for fake fart noise.

[@sisenor4091]

@@coleengoodell7523 The whole thing was stupid but I don’t blame Biden for that. As soon as he started bending they let it rip. That was hilarious.

[@neal4471]

4:00 "men will talk about anything else before sharing a single emotion" 2 female musicians in the band smile at each other like "I know that's true"

[@drew703]

Stephen, PLEASE don’t stop the trumpet bit with your band. That was hilarious!

[@Larryshouseoftoast]

“If he declassified them with his mind” killed me! If he gets 10 years…Trump should never get out of jail, even to bury his body!

[@stanleylizewski5300]

benedict biden stole more classified documents from the kenyan when he was v.p.....

[@gamepapa1211]

@D Dd 🐑

[@crt9082]

Its 10 years per document. He leaked 100s of documents.

[@scottmwilhelms2437]

Bury him in the prison yard so all his worshipers are right were they belong... excluded from civil society.

[@oldrrocr]

harder still, he will be subject to UCMJ... could be MUCH worse...

[@jillfromatlanta427]

"he declassified them with his mind"...LOL

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@D Dd literally what Trump said.

[@dallasheard6570]

I guess you have to be an ex-president to take home classified documents and not get arrested

[@oldrrocr]

hang in there...

[@Tao_Tology]

.....yet.

[@nomore6167]

"I guess you have to be an ex-president to take home classified documents and not get arrested" - I doubt it. More likely any former high-level figure (member of Congress, President, Vice President, military general, etc). It's only the "low" people that face punishment (even when there is no suspicion of ill intent).

[@deadshot8077]

When are they going to prosecute Biden for the ones he took home? Oh that’s right…

[@Darknamja]

@@nomore6167 I had a young Airman who stole a television from the BX. His defense was that if Bill Clinton could get away with what he did, he should be able to get a free television set. 🤔

[@videoinformer]

That trumpet fanfare should be a running gag -- it's hilarious! Especially, the way it dies out with a whimper at Stephen's gesture.

[@The_Real_Mier]

I love how Stephen always puts away the imaginary items he uses, when he’s done with them. However, I do miss the sound the band used to make while doing so. (They stopped doing that when Jon Batiste left).

[@heckzotica]

Kid gets 10 years the ex prez gets to run again. What a country.

[@RPGreg2600]

Up to 10 years per document.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Even Brazil bans you from running for office after you've been convicted

[@nomore6167]

"Kid gets 10 years the ex prez gets to run again" - First, "Kid" isn't a child. He's an adult. Treat him like one. Second, he didn't "get 10 years". He was arrested on suspicion of committing a crime. If he is indicted and convicted, then the potential sentence will be up to 10 years per document. The point you were trying to make about the difference between him and the former guy is noted, but the comment (thus the point) loses credibility when it is riddled with factual errors.

[@veryberry39]

He may be old enough to be tried as an adult, thankfully, but he's still got the mental capacity of a 15-year old.

[@stevenb891]

The kid or the former prez?

[@peterlongprong7521]

I play a 12 piece orchestra whenever I plant something in my garden - my neighbors hate me.

[@annsanse2935]

i adore irish president higgins who's always getting upstaged by his dogs. wish he'd come to america and visit the chat shows.

[@BigOldCarChannel]

OMG the trumpets. The TRUMPETS! 😂

[@mlong1968]

Never ceases to amaze me how authorities have no trouble arresting the little guy; but will take forever to just indict a literal big guy for the exact same thing.

[@Eudjier]

A little guy is not equal to the big guy running a country with world cosmic level "secrets" ... A little guy most secret he has is his mother's kitchen recipe. How do you compare the two? I don't understand. Why does the little guy not have secret service ? Oh because they're obviously not the same. One kidnapped can't cause mayhem. I wonder why? The other kidnapped can alter history let alone killed changed reality forever... I don't understand why the little guy is not the same as the big guy. Oh he doesn't affect anything nor history nor reality . He dies. History continues the same.

[@rugby_jtizzle]

The jokes tonite were on fire and so was the band!! I burst out LOLing at damn near everything 🤣

[@AmmasSaha]

Thank you for finally showing us a few seconds of the band after the monologue! Love to see them work!

[@jagotiberan2181]

Teixiera should run for President and just say it’s a witch-hunt

[@TusAz]

Or just say that was locker room talk or in this case chat room talk

[@pokerace420]

How do you expose war criminals legally?

[@lizardog]

@@pokerace420 Just "asking questions," huh?

[@id10t98]

And get Andy Biggs from Arizona to be his spokesperson.

[@TusAz]

@@id10t98 😂 👍

[@SelfReflective]

That "ringing the peace bell" skit got me laughing real hard. Thank you!

[@terbhang]

That trumpet fanfare was one of the funniest things I have ever heard from Colbert. An equal-opportunity spoof!

[@timmartin8191]

Another fantasmic monologue from SC. Great writing andso very entertaining

[@laalaa99stl]

Hoping Teixeira will share a cell with Former Secret Seller in Chief!

[@MrPhotodoc]

Round 'em up and move 'em out.

[@coleengoodell7523]

That's too cruel and unusual for Teixeira. I can't imagine spending one day having to listen to trump whine, much less years and years.

[@Tantejay]

We do not want to forget Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and their deranged wannabe wives Boebert and Taylor-Greene

[@scottmwilhelms2437]

Bets on how long before the "kid" tells him to STFU about stolen elections and being politically persecuted. I say 3 days.

[@stanleylizewski5300]

most of scum-a-chew-shitts will be there..

[@renaedepuy5990]

Nice to see the band hitting its stride, and - potato!

[@Styphon]

"A lot of fanfare for something so small" - that's what Stormy said too

[@jessragan6714]

This was a really good episode! Everything was on point... even the band was delivering punchlines!

[@jarniwoop]

It's disgusting. These people are throwing around 1 billion dollar lawsuits and most of us can barely pay our rent and heating bills. We're living in an Oligarchy.

[@clamourincessant6974]

Good on Dominion for seeking that level of damages. Should be as much as it takes to put Faux News out of business for good.

[@zoyakhrystova1269]

This is my daily news program. Always uplifting and informative.

[@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282]

You need to try Beau of the Fifth Column. He has the same information and presents it with compassion and respect.

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

@@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 Also, Meidas Touch on KZbin is "unapologetically pro-democracy" and upbeat with latest news.

[@dthomas9230]

@@toms5996 I'm an expat across the Baltic from you and see where the sources of info come from as USA is 42nd on the Press Freedom Index and the public is kept in a perpetual state of "Perception Management" as reagan called it. Adam Curtis of BBC called it Hyper-Normalization (see KZbin). Putin uses it as do other autocrats. Confusion begets compliance.

[@deadshot8077]

It would be very dangerous to consider any of this as “news”…

[@debrarobillard1116]

​@@deadshot8077 I read a study where they administered a news test to see which is the best news source. People who watched Fix failed abysmally. NBC, CBS, CNN, all scored in the middle. People who knew the most were those who watched late night comedy. Look it up.

[@sfuterfas]

How does a 21 year old enlisted Airman have access to these classified Pentagon docs? I seriously hope it's because he hacked into the system and not that he was legitimately allowed access to these docs.

[@oldrrocr]

he's probably the one who had to prepare the charts...🤣🤣🤣

[@MeerkatADV]

He's a classified systems specialist in an intelligence unit. In a lot of cases they were probably the unit gathering the intel in the first place.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

USA your country is over-militarised and under educated...and give folks healthcare and maternity leave. You don't even match the standards of the Third World

[@canadaclaret]

He isn't an Airman. He is in the National Guard, Air division.

[@MeerkatADV]

@canadaclaret2508 he's in the Air National Guard. His rank is literally airman first class. He's an Airman. What you described does not exist in the US.

[@ayomaakaa6978]

"Wrinkly Demon Scrotum"....who the hell thought that up?......LMAO

[@plaidpanda]

I don't know, but it's freakin' GOLD

[@sylviewalker7560]

A 21 year old in a Discord chat room.

[@gleek781]

Beetlejuice "Rule 34" fic writers/j 😅🪲🧃

[@Slo-ryde]

Joke writing is a talent!

[@SabaDhutt]

1:55 anyone noticed that the Ireland's First Lady almost collapsed while Biden was ringing the bell?

[@justinbehrenshausen1653]

God I love Stephen’s Biden impressions 😂😂 the bells were 😘🤌

[@StewChicken42]

Yo those trumpet salutes totally should keep being a thing, from time to time. 😂

[@rebeccagerringer6648]

He was on a roll tonight!

[@ItsYaBoi888]

I'm going to shout out in happiness when Fox loses against this lawsuit against Dominion. 😅

[@veryberry39]

Then they'll get fined the equivalent of $100 and go back to doing everything they've already been doing, because corporations don't face punishment. It's just the cost of doing business.

[@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg]

Me too. Let's shout together!

[@possiblycurryddork]

​@@veryberry39 no dude. The jury has the discretion to determine settlement with the judge. This is corporation on corporation violence, fox is fucked.

[@jimuicker4731]

"Is that a skin tag or are you just happy to see me?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@florencedelvalle8145]

Louis Cato and the band are killing it this season. They compliment Stephen’s jokes very well. Keep up the good work!👍👍👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

[@edge918]

Ireland is just mystical and beautiful 💚🍀

[@Jen7867]

Could not agree more. 🙂

[@edge918]

@@Jen7867 I will go there some day 🙂

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Mystical? It's not all pixies and rainbows

[@edge918]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 it's gonna be ok. Hang in there.

[@kellydalstok8900]

I’m going there on holiday in August.

[@cristhianr.sueldo4763]

This was one of the best episodes. That lil ensamble cheering Biden on and then Stephen's reenactment 🤣

[@b13inc]

Great show tonight! Thanks for the laughs!

[@musicgodess80s]

Stephen is enjoying himself so much and I love it!! He was on fire !!😂😂😂

[@zazooplazz]

When Mom uses all 3 names, you're in real trouble! 😅

[@nancyjay790]

My husband is British, and he never understands when I call our kids by their full names. I might want to try it on him someday, but he has two middle names, so it's a mouthful.

[@rosalie4797]

​@@nancyjay790 , my oldest son has 2 middle names. Yes, it is a mouthful! I had to use all 4 names when I was calling outside for him because there was a few boys with the same name in our neighborhood and they'd all answer!😮😅

[@user-eh4jv6xw4l]

First and last for me😊

[@abqannie5052]

This is what happens to normal people who take classified documents.

[@opaltaberna6817]

Emphasis on “normal”.

[@ahbarwarsi4609]

The writer’s, the band, Colbert… everyone is on fire these days

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Writer's what?

[@markusbrauns4274]

Love that Biden impersonation, Ray Bans and all.

[@Slo-ryde]

Writers are always good; but at times excellent!

[@josoverthehill]

Yeah, isn't it cool that the band (or more of the band) seems to interact with Colbert? Maybe it was just my dislike of Baptiste, but I think Cato (sp?) is just so much more personable. And he's got such a sweet smile. Oh, and yeah... of course they're good at their job... music.

[@david_cop_a_feel7538]

There is no apostrophe in writers.

[@lorrieshigley3625]

I ♥️ Colbert! Comedic genius!

[@JohnM51982]

Best monologue of the year.

[@TheUluxian]

So, they want to help secure documents by checking more into social media..?? Umm...crazy thought... How 'bout checking peoples pockets when they leave an area where secure documents are accessed? I know...nuts, right???🤷‍♀

[@Washougalite1]

What about having to sign it out then in when returned. You know, like a library.

[@SL420-]

Both of you are ignorant. He broke the existing rules, not that there aren't rules.

[@shadowdancer909]

@@SL420- they’re discussing how to enforce the existing rules to prevent these breaches; neither of the commenters suggested what he did wasn’t against the rules.

[@veryberry39]

Hell, even Amazon warehouse employees have to go through security and a metal detector to get out of the building. If you're wearing a hat, you have to take it off and show them nothing's underneath.

[@Marijuanifornia]

Revealing secret information doesn't change a God-damned thing. It was revealed that Bush was torturing people to death in secret prisons in Iraq, and no one cared. It was revealed that "Marihuana" was legalized to fight the Nazis during World War II, and no one cared. Hell, you people just sat there watching television when it was revealed that your government was keeping refugee children in dog kennels.

[@Sundae_Times]

I hope Fox is closed down and Murdoch goes bankrupt.

[@eloisemturner2289]

Murcoch has his hands in too many pies to go broke

[@gamepapa1211]

@@eloisemturner2289 that does not mean a bullshit "news" channel can't be closed down. Remember Newsworld International? No? EXACTLY!

[@akmediascope]

Fox news was a dark era for public information

[@bonniesumo5273]

Why because they reported that the government is lying.

[@Becky_Cal]

Same! They’ve done so much damage to our country, they need to no longer exist and live in shame the rest of their lives.

[@brettatton]

Teixeira could just declare candidacy.

[@vickiedixon9745]

Love Stephen Colbert. Need your show every day

[@TheElnots]

the horns trailing off abysmally was hilarious.

[@kaidianstone59]

Fox trial is going to be juicy!

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

... and long overdue! 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

[@macforme]

Kaidian: It's going to be a hoot seeing Fox employees TRYING TO TELL THE TRUTH.

[@wranglerboi]

@Kaidian Stone - I can hardly wait for the moment Tucker gets his come-uppance--and that snarky smile gets wiped from his face.

[@macforme]

@@wranglerboi been waiting for that FOR YEARS!!!!

[@billgrandone3552]

Maybe they will let Teixeira share a cell with the Donnie. No, that would be considered cruel and extremely unusual punishment.

[@LEM19284]

That bell ringing has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chino3796]

Me too. Belly laughs.

[@coffeeshangarworkshop8051]

Kudos to the band on this one. I laughed the hardest every time the horns faded out pathetically at the end of the horn jokes...BBRRRrrrrr...

[@dreambrother1240]

One of the best segments, ever!!

[@bethnasca4720]

Colbert, I can’t stop laughing at this monologue! OMG! 😂😂😂

[@gtrfreak]

21 year old leaker, didn't Trump have one of those in Russia? 😅

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

According to Buzzfeed 🙄

[@davidbrisbane7206]

😂😅😂😅😂

[@Zeangrydrunk]

The Irish president looks like an extra in Lord of the Rings

[@coleengoodell7523]

Isn't he just precious? I just want to hug him or pet him or squeeze him or name him George.

[@esobed1]

Yep... no Irish Secret Service Protection, just a magic ring on a necklace and a mithral chain mail vest under his tunic.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

@@coleengoodell7523 calm down, elmyra.

[@Markus_Andrew]

The mayor of Hobbiton.

[@derekstein6193]

Is it just me, or could he pass for Burnie Sanders' half-brother?

[@davidchapmanjr5020]

The way the horns petered out 😅😅

[@ProWrestlingWeekly]

The emphatic nod at 4:00 by the band’s drummer corpsed me. Colbert spoke too true for her. 😂

[@SuperChaoticus]

Truly tragic that Rupert called off his marriage. Let us pour one out for the gold diggers.

[@mojo500100]

SuperChaoticus ……and their new moniker for him: “wrinkly demon scrotum.” 😂😂😂

[@Becky_Cal]

And the old dirty perverted men with low self-esteem who love them…. Cheers

[@alansmitheejr-g2q]

Teixeira is so young they call him a leaker because he still wets his bed.

[@Wasserkaktus]

Bradley Manning was only a few years older than this when he did his leaks. (Yes, I know what I did, try and stop me.)

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

21 is fully adult...he can even drink

[@margaretdillon5261]

😂😂

[@michaelccozens]

Is he "young"? I somehow managed to get through being 21 without leaking top-secret documents, because I knew that was a bad idea. Did you not?

[@atiredfloridian777]

I think Leslie realized there's a chance she's not going to get rich off of Rupert because she certainly didn't marry him for love!

[@JR-pr8jb]

"A liver spot or a lesion"! Jesus, that's close to home for us geezers.

[@sephirothprime8403]

THIS is how you attune to your host. Good job LKB. As time goes it’ll feel less orchestrated and less contrived/rehearsed. Just know I got all the smoke for the bands. You keep Stephen doing his best. You guys will become great through timing and riffing. I’m here for it if they are.

[@andrewcullen7671]

The dining set from Broyhill is a bigger running gag than "I have a bad feeling about this."

[@gcromer903]

You know why? Is not potato 😉

[@kayten54]

One piece of broyhill antique furniture would leave me set for life.

[@Jadeskorpion]

That tree is way too close to the driveway. Those roots are going to tear it up.

[@heckzotica]

Ha! So true!

[@WindsorMason]

Seems the general plan is that trees get torn up before/around the time that starts the become an issue. And then a new one is planted to start anew.

[@waldlaeuferinunterwegs6841]

AND the box hedge (?) in the background. The tree would rob its light.

[@margaretdillon5261]

😂😂

[@loisfolk5492]

Stephen you are simply the best.

[@stevenkeller476]

Colbert...the quintessential court jester.😂

[@yammyamm8480]

Damn, that's been the most savage and fun monologue for quite some time. If you'll excuse me, I have to wipe coffee off of my screen.

[@MrPhotodoc]

"Wrinkly Demon Scrotum" would be a great name for a rock band.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Wait, that wasn't a Spinal Tap album?

[@oldrrocr]

8:15 , I thought Rupie looked familiar.

[@user-kb9cu4rl9z]

Openers for Limp Bizkit.

[@moniquewest3277]

Or a Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson movie.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

“That seem a lot of fanfare for something so small”. That’s what she said!

[@wranglerboi]

@Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter -- I heard that's what Melania said the morning after she married Trump.

[@Author_Alyssa_Taylor]

Louis's unexpected explosion of laughter was great!

[@peggyking9543]

Killer giggle! 😁

[@anne8511]

You’re the best Stephen Colbert! You crack me up!

[@curlygurl1263]

Yes Stephen , you do get a crown for uncovering lies👑

[@syav4467]

Anyone know if we can still get Classified Documents with our Rounds of Golf at Mar A Lago?

[@SN-bl6xm]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donnie is still hiding some classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.