People Are Sharing Their Favorite Bumper Stickers They Saw And Here Are Of Them (NEW) | Happy Bears

[@mayorb3366]

Two of my favorites I had many years ago.... "So many pedestrians, so little time", and "Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people".

[@ANDROLOMA]

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

[@lsingstock1646]

"You look like I need a drink" is about the same thing.

[@FunnyFinds-n6z]

Ah, classic! Those are the words of a true bumper philosopher. Nothing like a bit of dark humor and a reminder to respect both parking spaces and pedestrians-one pun at a time!" 😂

[@fanman4230]

Spotted whilst working in the US in the late 90s, pickup truck, gun rack in the back window and of course it's Texas. Bumper sticker reads "Don't honk I'm reloading"

[@adammulkey267]

That's better than any of these on the video.

[@Nathan-d8d]

@fanman4230 have something similar on my motorcycle helmet, also have helmet laws suck lol

[@derdin8]

My favorite, spotted on the campus of the University of New Mexico in the 1990's... "Geologists know what makes the bed-rock"

[@lynettepalecek3141]

That's clever!

[@TheByard]

A sticker from the 1960s read: Quick employ a teenager, while they know it all.

[@mjjoe76]

Turns out nothing changed. That teenager is now a Boomer who thinks everyone is entitled to his opinion.

[@lsingstock1646]

We did know it all. We grew up fast in the 60's-70's. Nam, Watergate, Riots, Civil Rights, Kent State, Manson ... We were dealing with a lot of shit as kids.

[@williambarck5958]

​@@lsingstock1646Boy, howdy, ya got that right. '56 was a dang fine year to be born.

[@trumpetmom8924]

My favorite bumpersticker is “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” I saw it while I was in college and have only seen it maybe one more time since. I need to buy a t-shirt for my middle daughter with this on it, because she loves dragons.

[@davidmccormick550]

Have it.

[@philliphoward7455]

Seen on a plumber's truck, " A flush beats a full house ".

[@teresacarey3269]

I lolled!

[@koryryon4177]

I really like the 'slinky toy' one. Cracked me up. These bumper stickers are great. Thank you

[@CSltz]

Many years ago: “My kid was inmate of the month at our county jail.” Seen many since then. But that’s still my favorite.😂🎉

[@lindakimble2889]

Best one I ever saw: "I own hell; my wife gave it to me."

[@22SweetTeaRexes]

Oh Snap! I’m so sorry! 😬😅🤣😂🤣

[@joyous-b8j]

MY FAVORITE IS," WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE"! JIMI HENDRIX

[@johnmcwatters480]

My all time favorite, on my grandpa's 62 Chevy, I might be slow,but I'm ahead of you😂

[@randybaldwin8199]

Gotta love those wyle coyote decals

[@koryryon4177]

I know, right . That is a good one. Poor coyote.

[@diannelavoie5385]

Good ones. Remember: Save the chubby unicorns

[@lsingstock1646]

Never saw it, but it's still hilarious.

[@WildlyEclectic]

I used to work for the Missile Defense Agency, one of the cars in the parking lot has a bumper sticker that said "As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist."

[@Nathan-d8d]

@WildlyEclectic i was working on a nasa job, sidewalk. I called the project manager one day said, Houston we have a problem 😅, it was a small problem lol

[@LJB103]

About the Toyoda sticker. You know the company was founded by Kiichiro Toyoda, don't you?

[@KevinMaxwell-o3t]

I don't think many people know that. But they do now!

[@danpaesano2429]

I saw one in upstate New York that said "For a small town this place sure has a lot of assholes."

[@tyronejackson832]

“When momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”

[@marjetablagojevic7611]

I spotted one too, in very small letters it said, "If you can read this, you're too close!"

[@leondillon8723]

I saw a similar one that ended "thank a teacher".

[@davidwhitney1171]

Bumper sticker I've seen here in New York: "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!" I always want to reply: "Must You? I really have better things to do- like cleaning out my septic tank..."

[@tyronejackson832]

Saw the following on a bumper sticker years ago: Married men don’t live longer, it just seems longer.

[@robertkartechner5850]

I'd love to find this one: "CRIME WOULDN'T PAY IF THE GOVERNMENT RAN IT." Saw it quite a while back but haven't seen it since.

[@neeterb5584]

"I found Jesus! He's in the trunk. I'll let you see him for $5."

[@12thDecember]

Love the T-Rex eating the family! 😅

[@jimcollins8097]

Given the season we're in, several years ago my son had a dozen bumper stickers printed that said:"VOTE NO FOR PRESIDENT"

[@richardkight4482]

Not a bumper sticker but I seen a work truck with the slogan" your poop is our bread and butter

[@lsingstock1646]

1988 I moved to a noplace place in Fla. Navarre wasn't even on the map. I saw like 5 stickers that said "Bad Cop No Donuts".😅😂 I still laugh at that.

[@sarahkragness7138]

The one that said: "NEW DRIVER - GOOD LUCK EVERYONE' had to be put on there by DAD.

[@pronkerpronker6708]

My Yugo lasted 187k miles with very few problems!! I've not seen one in ages ... 😿

[@w.reidripley1968]

Up until about 2012, there was an orange Yugo tooling around Oxnard CA. Finally got a look at the driver... who looked about as drab as I expected.

[@Wolfgulfur]

Best one I’ve seen: “I may be slow, but I’m still ahead of you!”

[@wiheath217]

The fact that many of these stickers are crooked is triggering my OCD!

[@josepherhardt164]

4:49 Back during the Reagan administration, I found myself one day in the drive-through at the bank, and the car ahead of me had the bumper sticker, "Gipperdaemmerung." I figured about five people in Richmond, Va., would understand and appreciate that. 5:04 Fossil fuels are the remnants of ancient plant material, not animals. Just sayin'.

[@janamathis4729]

Poor tyrannosaurus rex can't make his bed either.

[@icdumppl2024]

That's my excuse

[@MrWombatty]

Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

To quote Roy Hess: "I don't know if you know it, because I don't like to talk about it...but I was born with really short arms!"

[@uncralph4354]

Saw my favorite sometime in the last millennium "Down with Hot Pants!!"

[@tjmbaiwa7722]

Best I've had on my truck is: "Earth First, We'll Screw other planets later" and "Don't blame me, I'm not from this planet", not to forget "Slow, but in front of you!"

[@13BGunBunny]

I'm a 61yo childless cat man.

[@icdumppl2024]

I'm going to start calling people I don't like, (which is most) Slinky. They won't know why, maybe I'll explain it to them. A lot of the other bs's, meh.😑

[@julieaskingforafriend]

3:15 the license plate tho... sticking to his theme

[@boproc]

Beer will save the world I just don't know how

[@MrMegaFredZeppelin]

Shrimp, Shrimp, Shrimp The Number Of The Feast🤘🏻ROCK ON!!!!!!!🤘🏻🤙🏻✌🏻

[@clemenshampel]

Sticker: My second car is also a Porsche.

[@TimeSurfer206]

5:35 Scoff. My CATS behave better than most people's kids. 8:10 needs an addendum: "Or don't, and find out."

[@MrWombatty]

Like the T-Rex stickers! Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!

[@DGARedRaven]

3:20 Unsurprisingly that same person has a license plate that says "License Plate". Mounted on a license plate holder which, also, only speaks truth. edit: 4:25 On the rear window, there's also a "Renegade" icon from Mass Effect.

[@josepherhardt164]

5:40 When the "Baby on Board" stickers were popular, I saw one car go by with "Ex-Husband in Trunk." 7:36 If the horse were Mr. Ed, this would still be workable. 12:04 The Volkswagen "Thing" also came with exactly ZERO amenities. I think I read somewhere that it was originally designed as a military utility vehicle (a la the Jeep).

[@alfnoakes392]

It was designed courtesy of a Mr H as a "Peoples Car" (hence the name) in the mid 1930s. The deposits people paid to get one went towards financing the German arms build-up and helped make the Second World War possible. Once production proper started the original Beetles were, as you say, used by the military.

[@josepherhardt164]

@@alfnoakes392 The VW "Thing" was produced from 1968 to 1983, so definitely post-war.

[@alfnoakes392]

@@josepherhardt164 i assumed that the vehicle being referred to was the Beetle. Is it rather referring to that odd later 'station-wagon with the engine in the back' device? Sort of a Beetle with different bodywork? Teacher at school had one, which would fit in dates-wise.

[@josepherhardt164]

@@alfnoakes392 No, I don't think so. Look up Volkswagen Thing on the wiki of pedia. I can't include a link because the YT bot will delete my post. Heck, I can't even directly mention the wiki of pedia as one word. It'll bring up the Volkswagen Type 181, which in the US was sold as the Thing.

[@alfnoakes392]

@@josepherhardt164 Wonderful, I want one! 'Basic' and easy to keep going. Their rarity explains why i have never heard of them before. Thanks for the heads-up.

[@randybaldwin8199]

I think the dice in the windows was referring to the dungeon master being upset. Dungeon & dragon

[@heliofaros1344]

Unlikely hit, but rolled a 20 😅

[@lsingstock1646]

We had those in the 60's😅

[@patchdavis35]

PROUD to be a childless cat lady!

[@leondillon8723]

0:53)When the Slinkies inventor got divorced, his wife got the patent. 4:44)About 40 years back, somebody got the bright idea of getting a plate that said NO TAG.The plate arrived with about US$3,000. worth of unpaid parking and traffic tickets for vehicles without plates.

[@jimmyday9536]

"Do Not Tailgate- Driver Chews Tobacco."

[@leondillon8723]

On a truck I saw Pass with care. Driver chews.

[@aprilstevens8884]

You know I wonder if a cop ever stopped any of these people like with the insurance etc...

[@barbarasmith3755]

I think the music is great.

[@mattietottle6061]

1:22 not laughed that hard in a long time.

[@aetch77]

11:11, noooo, that's a 20D sticker

[@valeriewilliams6576]

That was so great and your comments were funny as well.

[@AssumedPseudonym]

6:20 - May I offer a counterargument: “Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the least. (I’m having a lot more fun without it!)”

[@22SweetTeaRexes]

0:37 LOL! 🤣😂🤣😅 0:47 Fair enough… 😅🙂‍↕️ 1:37 I need that… No one needs to know I’ve never had a warrant. 🤫 2:45 I need this one too! 😮Knowing me I’m probably already crying as well. Besides honking is pointless because I go the speed limit. And honking will do one of two things... Technically three I suppose: 1.) Make me cry more. 😭🤧 2.) It would make me turn my music up louder to drown out the cacophony of honking rudeness! 😑😤🎶🎵🔊 3.) Make me start wishing and praying a lot harder that I could become rich enough to just buy another car without a care in the world if I did a surprise break check. 💵💰💢😈👿😈👊🏼💥 2:59 This one about killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Except that’s more of a “flesh wound” than a scratch… 😬😅 5:32 Oh Snap! Wish that wasn’t so accurate. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣 5:58 Hahahahaha! 😅🤣😂🤣 8:13 Welp… Could’ve fooled me… 😬🫣 8:25 Same! 😭😭😭🤧 RIP brain…

[@johnralph3704]

I’ve seen one that said MILF: Man I Love Frogs.

[@Nathan-d8d]

I want to die in my sleep, not like the guy screaming riding beside him 😂

[@msa4548]

Save the chubby unicorns.

[@ANDROLOMA]

The one on my car says "OVERQUALIFIED FOR CHIPPENDALES."

[@c-hawkins4358]

That was fun.

[@gwynt909]

I want one thst says "go die in your own time"

[@Dale-v6o]

Bumper Stickers are cool, but not on the paint. You'll be sorry if you have to remove them. Use on glass only.

[@treseoreilly1953]

"Don't laugh. Your daughter may be inside"

[@is_what_it_is]

I like mine: "Be a Sport, Don't Abort"

[@marilynaicardi1860]

I always mute the music, it’s very annoying! Just sayin’.

[@karengrohs4942]

me too

[@RichardA-w2q]

No it should say " Honking is very annoying ‼️😡 I am a deaf driver 😡"

[@pyreneesfarm7818]

Don't drive like you only learned how to drive from the back pages of the state drivers manual.

[@hjemison]

Do they still make Yugo’s?

[@alchobum]

Waiting to see the stick figures (family, pets) on the front fender.

[@watermanr7]

You like your coffee how? I like my coffee like all women… bitter!

[@alan-rc2tv]

Here are of them?

[@OHlookSHINYthing]

Here are of them????

[@larrywilson6900]

Congratulations! You won the most annoying music track for today

[@ritaking8366]

😂😂

[@marywemigwase3354]

T. rex masterbation must be rough !!!

[@thaisstone5192]

I took my "like" back because all of these I've seen already.

[@renakunisaki]

Random baby noises?

[@leobellantoni1559]

Racist, that last one.

[@rjb6327]

1:06 Then sell your car and buy a ford.

[@OpinionatedNoOne]

I really don't understand why people think Tesla drivers have the same views as Musk. I've never looked at a Ford driver and thought "Hey, a communist sympathiser"

[@rjb6327]

@@OpinionatedNoOne Brainwashed lefties.

[@DoloresLehmann]

If I find out my carpenter's an a-hole, I also don't sell my table.

[@OpinionatedNoOne]

@@DoloresLehmann he may be be an a-hole, but he made one heck of a table, lol. And I wouldn't think you were an a-hole for buying his table.

[@mjjoe76]

@@OpinionatedNoOne Fair, but I am confused why anyone would think a large corporation in the US would be associated with communism.

[@davidmillar-haskell8863]

Oil did not come from dinosaurs.

[@DoloresLehmann]

And lemmings don't jump off cliffs, still, everyone gets the reference.

[@ColonelSandersLite]

@@DoloresLehmann Sure. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to tell us that coyotes don't have rocket skates.

[@DoloresLehmann]

@@ColonelSandersLite Even worse. I'll be trying to tell you that coyotes are actually must faster than roadrunners! Without their rocket skates! 🙂

[@angelhelp]

Not funny… a poor selection

[@jaquigreenlees]

back during the 1970s gas crisis there were 2 bumper stickers that were hilarious. 1) America Needs Gas, Eat More Beans. 🍜. 2) Save Gas Fart In A Jar. 🪣

[@diannelavoie5385]

Yup! I remember those.

[@RichardA-w2q]

Yep I was born in 1964 I remember Demoncrat's president Jimmy Carter raising gas and diesel and oil and electric power bills .

[@jaquigreenlees]

@@RichardA-w2q it was Liberal Pierre Trudeau doing that here in Canada. hate his politics but respect the person though, he had a vision and made it become real, ya have to respect that.