people dying inside

[@kingani]

big thanks to ridge for supporting the channel. here’s the site if you want to check em out: www.ridge.com/kingani also beans knows lol

[@Tommypickles2000]

Bruh moment

[@starz879]

hi kingani

[@magiizine]

B e a n s

[@cambrianzero8372]

*bizly? naw man, beansly*

[@modzillan4429]

I didn’t get the notification

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Bizly: I’m number 56 on the leaderboards WildSpartanz: *Why you always lying*

[@Nedyak-f2s]

Pissly*

[@PrederNationteam74]

*Who's bizly?*

[@DemonDiscoJockey]

I think you mean Bizzle my pickle

[@spye4130]

Pisslys PEEza

[@jackbordar2727]

you could say that Bizly was dying inside

[@bojohorseboi6507]

Pissly's dogs make me wanna call him bizzly again

[@random6579]

Smh

[@Koicifer]

Don’t give in it’s his plan

[@MothmanOnline]

@@Koicifer but dogs

[@Not_mera]

It's tempting, but you simply must resist

[@supasketchy212]

@@MothmanOnline Stay strong soldier

[@kiyothotaishimaru8785]

Why is nobody talking about the outro? Beans is a smart girl!

[@lil_legalo5190]

I’m shitting right now

[@random6579]

@@lil_legalo5190 can i have a taste

[@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy]

@@lil_legalo5190 prove it

[@berrycade]

We're talking about it now

[@friendlyghost8796]

thank you kiyotaka ishimaru from hit game danganronpa: trigger happy havoc released in 2010

[@TheFoxDevil666]

Everybody's talking about the intro, meanwhile I'm over here loving the outro

[@floorax8719]

it is incredible

[@Sparples]

I hate the intro, love the outro

[@dainajane8983]

Yes

[@Sanetless]

Same

[@cellina.starfire]

Beans ❤

[@cyruss6536]

Guys don't worry the top one hundred Tetris list exists, it just goes to a different school

[@jklmnopski7421]

KZbinrs show statistics on how many viewers aren’t subscribed, but do they ever show statistics on how many subscribers aren’t watching?

[@shadowdemon1375]

You could figure it out. Views on the video multiplied by the percentage of people who watched the video and are subbed. That doesn’t take into account people who watch a video multiple times and doesn’t tell you which subs watch, but eh. Can’t expect too much.

[@nechocat1234]

Not any interest in mentioning them, what will they do tell the person subscribed that doesn't watch their videos to watch them in the middle of a video?

[@jklmnopski7421]

@@nechocat1234 Exactly

[@kale8133]

"KZbin statistics tell me 50% of people who are subscribed don't watch my videos, so if you don't watch my videos, please watch them" Like wtf is she supposed to say lmao

[@ONE-vt1fz]

See the joke is funny because if you’re not watching you’re not a viewer

[@_..Teresa..]

Next boxing match will be Ani and a bear cub. Who’s placing bets

[@cynicalskeet3398]

Ani would win by default because she would hug the cub so much that the cub falls asleep

[@sadie_cat]

My bet's on bear cub, $200 les go

[@theunnbearable]

My bet is on mama bear

[@tamiromero6987]

Ani

[@kurapikasmiddlefinger2674]

Bear Cub

[@Kisskissfallind3bt]

Bizly's dogs are the best

[@kenwalker113]

Hey don’t get his name wrong, it’s Pissly

[@AjenjoAnejo]

@@kenwalker113 Pissly and his Pisspups.

[@koutua]

Who's Bizly?

[@PalaDave99]

Ani being a professional voice actor in the beginning really set the mood for the vid ngl

[@bvnnystitch]

wait is she actually??

[@PalaDave99]

@@bvnnystitch not as far as i know, but could be

[@snubby49]

Magyar gang🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

[@goose_3447]

@@snubby49 Orions better

[@snubby49]

@@goose_3447 eh..

[@tylerrose3633]

Top 10 unsolved mysteries. 10: What's inside Area 51? 9: Is Bigfoot real? 8: Did we land on the moon? 7: Who killed George Reeves? 6: Where did Amelia Earhart crash? 5: What's the meaning of life? 4: Are lizard people real? 3: Is Mark Zuckerberg human? 2: Are ghosts and demons real? 1: Is Bizly the best at Tetris?

[@bloodakoos]

Where is McQueen?

[@glowingterror6909]

And where did the cotton candy go :(

[@alexhigginbotham8635]

5: Answer - 42

[@elwawa123]

10: Classified 9: No, pretty sure it was debunked or something. 8: Yes. Hopefully. 7: No clue who that is 6: This one has actually been kinda confirmed. She apparently crash landed on an uninhabited island and was eaten alive by coconut crabs that smelt her blood 5: 42 4: :) 3: Honestly. Probably not. Or it's just a mask. Either or wouldn't surprise me. 2: Definitely. 1: No.

[@mcmonkey26]

@@elwawa123 George Reeves played Superman in Adventures of Superman

[@JackBlade1000]

Fun fact Anni got partially wrong: raccoons "see" with their hands and water enhances their sense of touch so them "washing their food" is actually them getting a better "look" at things.

[@amiami6413]

i refuse to believe raccoons see with their hands

[@smilygriffin1144]

Interesting... (I'm not being sarcastic, don't know what else to say)

[@Maggie66112]

@@amiami6413 i think they meant feel

[@donttouchb00uwo82]

@@amiami6413 they were technically right, but didn’t explain it the best. Raccoons dip food in water because water makes their hands more sensitive to touch and they get a better understanding of the shape and texture of what they are about to eat.

[@a.l.p.h.a.6094]

“Oh boy I can’t wait to get a better sense of this cotton candy using my hands!” “….” “oh no.”

[@janSilaPona]

The clip at 9:41 looks like a Maori Haka-like thing. If I’m not mistaken, the Maori would do that before going into battle in hopes of intimidating the other guys into giving up.

[@nathan_the_otaku1076]

Yeah he said that is was a Haka when he was interviewed after he did it

[@jemjemdustin]

It’s traditional in nz international sports for men to do this against opposing foreign teams etc

[@devildriverrule111]

It generally shows more respect than a handshake too.

[@humiliatedgoblin]

It was more of an intimidating chant or phrase I think, cause hakas are more choreographed

[@maxerd]

respect and honor in the west is replaced with money.

[@urlocaldevilbaby4797]

I was so worried bizly wouldn't actually do it/forget to w his dogs omg... That outro brought so much joy. So much

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

7:39 "Move b!tch, get out my fuckin' way! It's black history month!" I'm not dying inside, I'm dying with laughter

[@KittyThaliaX23]

Oh my GOOOD I had such a deeply repressed memory of my uncle “eating my fingers” when I was like 3 that video gave me such whiplash

[@smilygriffin1144]

That's messed up!

[@bagasemperor7515]

Are you sure its your finger

[@smilygriffin1144]

@@bagasemperor7515 i really hope you aren't insinuating what I think you're insinuating😡 ew

[@TheOriginalCheeseballs]

Whiplash? Is that where you turn your neck way too fast and hurt it?

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

@@bagasemperor7515 I don’t know what exactly you’re trying to imply but I know it’s sus

[@GojosFutureExWife]

Bizly's dogs are so adorable

[@sprucesoultree3833]

That little clip at the end is just so cute

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

We will defeat the percentage unsubscribed with the power of friendship

[@fruiter44murder]

Thankyou Kim Jong Un

[@brianmalaconi1623]

Friendship, Censorship aren't those the same?

[@outrage_swampert979]

Beans knew it from the beginning, what a smart girl

[@breeross5768]

bizly: "You don't know how to play tetris" me: literally playing tetris in that exact moment

[@MechanicMikan]

Bizly's Dogs are so cute, damn.

[@benji777tm]

Pissly and the potty gang: Kinganus and WildShartanz.

[@TeaTimeWElle]

Y E S

[@aperson-vy8yh]

king fanny

[@TheOriginalCheeseballs]

@@aperson-vy8yh bruh

[@babyboi3910]

we must make this a copypasta.

[@FloofyDraws]

4:22 That’s a yikes for that woman when she realized that wasn’t his car she trashed 🤭

[@Its_Asteria]

I hope she wound up paying for it. Cause I'd be pissed

[@cking4869]

2:00 That freaking "I'm going to get so many Facebook likes for this" smile on the mom. That is an actual villain smile.

[@atlas164]

Bizly: It was five *in the morning last night*

[@JayTohab]

"What if there's a bear in here with me" "I'll beat 'em up for ya" Kingani is a good friend.

[@MySockDrawers]

Bizly's dogs are so cute!!

[@giobeb]

"Oh yeah, it's Tess Tickles" I died 😭

[@joshcolon8291]

That one clip had me wheezing for a solid minute, I'm the most immature person ever when it comes to jokes like that

[@ballisticblocker9163]

3:41 Here’s a more interesting thing. Raccoons don’t actually wash their food and are actually just searching in the water for more food.

[@stuffysword420]

Pizly when he sees two strange dogs outside his glass door: 😳

[@Yaumyt]

13:37 very nice Ani

[@bbittercoffee]

Every time someone mentions Ani's height I feel bad I get you girl

[@skullsnbones_]

*cries in 4'11*

[@AkumaDayo]

@@skullsnbones_ I'm also 4'11" it sucks being a short king

[@Big.Plasma]

So do i, 5'3

[@mcmonkey26]

@@AkumaDayo laughs in 4’10 HA ur short what a loser imagine being short couldnt be me

[@satgurs]

*cries in 6'1*

[@kipkipkepler8225]

9:41 no idea why he went so hard in on this guy 😂 he’s introducing himself / greeting his opponent in maori

[@Metal_Mouth]

Damn that opening really moved me, even though I’ve already subscribed I will press that subscription button again- for ani

[@SheynChan]

Beans knows everything

[@maxvolume72]

It's sad to see how many views ani gets now compared to how much she used to get, she deserves more as well as Brandon, bizly, and her other friends

[@tori_the_rat]

it feels like her views are only going down:( used to average a mil/two mil views per video but now it’s closer to 100k per video. it’s genuinely sad

[@CrimsonFox36]

Beans was like "Nah. Im out. i aint playin this game"

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the raccoon figured it out in the end btw. they got to eat the candy, it just cut off early

[@karina_martinez420]

Good

[@Raccnnibal]

Raccoons dont wash their food to clean it, they wet it so they can feel better what they are eating since the water makes the stimulation on their paws stronger.

[@Feesh116]

Bizly and his dogs in the outro is probably the cutest fucking thing I've seen all week and I'm honestly crying from how goddamn adorable it was.

[@StefanieBounder]

This video made me realize how well ani can do crying anime waifu voice

[@intolerance9677]

That face off with guy doing the Hakka, Dana wasnt dumbfounded, he just knew it would be culturally insensitive if he laughed or had a reaction anything but respectful.. his whole career probably flashed before his eyes hahaha

[@creedswiftclaw2396]

0:35 Plot Twist: That man is leaving after a divorce from his wife who claimed she had needs he couldn’t satisfy.

[@Kurfuffle618]

I would never doubt pissly's tetris skills.

[@RedEyesTops]

The guy at 9:40 tried to intimidate the other guy with a Maori Haka (Also, I love dogs man, they're the best pets)

[@CeladonHairExtraordinaire]

9:41 is Shane Young doing a Haka which is essentially a war dance but it's also just like a cultural dance too for guys in NZ, it's from the indigenous Maori. Recognized it instantly haha

[@small_creature]

I love the way beans just walks away lmao

[@scribbleyt5057]

Fun fact! Every second you aren’t runnin I’m only getting closer

[@melissaq8854]

love the girl trying to run away after vandalizing the wrong car but the guys filming obviously can id her XD

[@squirrel8911]

im so glad bizly’s dogs made it at the end :’)))

[@M3RS.]

I think that the Ridge wallets are kinda cool to hold your cards but I DO NOT trust that clip to hold my cash. + In Europe we do not have that many paper money. The lowest paper money we have is 5 € and that's alot when you think about it. You can have a decent meal with that amount. It's not like a $ 1 bill that is like 80 cents in Europe.....

[@muffininacup4060]

agreed, while ridge wallets look cool they seem utterly useless to me - I never carry more than 2 papers on me, metal is just in a pocket, credit card is nfc emulated on a phone and I never use the shop-specific cards with some bs promo points. why need a wallet anyway?

[@M3RS.]

@@muffininacup4060 It's kinda handy to make all the shit in your pockets organized but that's a problem that man don't have with 20 backpack sized pockets on every clothing

[@muffininacup4060]

@@M3RS. even if the pockets arent backpack sized, altho they most likely are, there are plenty of pockets, so organising is easy to the point where additional utility like a wallet isnt that useful; ridge really needs to retarget towards the female audience who, sadly, to this day barely have pockets on clothes :'D

[@M3RS.]

@@muffininacup4060 You can put photos in wallets. If there was anybody to put the photos of in there.... You can... ahm... Put like a... Yeah actually... Wallets are kinda useless

[@Zamerus]

phantom wallet does the money clip better and existed before ridge i'm pretty sure (could be wrong bit I never heard of ridge while phantom had their kickstarter or when they initially launched)

[@alldayagain]

Fun fact: raccoons don't instinctually wash food, they get most of their sensory information about possible food from touch. Getting their hands wet heightens the amount of information they can receive from the sensors on their hands.

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

7:44 that was like an episode of the Boondocks in real life

[@TurtlesTM]

7:41 GTA npcs when you accidentally brush against their shoulder:

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

If there’s something wrong with luggage on one of our Air Koryo flights, it mysteriously disappears... But ignore that and enjoy the free entertainment from the Moranbong Band, Best Korea Magazine, and my father’s invention of the burger

[@Xirenx]

The fact bizly named one of his dogs beans is peak comedy

[@jaspermaij3753]

Bizly and hims dogs are the best thing I'll see today

[@misteriousgamr]

The King has graced us with another video that I will watch 50 times in the span of 1 month

[@Dupe2Real]

i, for some reason, want to watch all the videos that ani couldnt upload :3

[@pirig-gal]

5:55 IMO, it'd be funnier if he just took a piece with a spoon. Not destroying, like a monke, but simply disrupting the photo.

[@Kelpy_Seal]

It’s the funniest thing ever to do a haka for people that don’t know what a haka is. I did one on a stage in Australia a couple of years back and so many people were scared, like genuinely frightened.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

3:08 Skip AD!

[@iancubus]

Dude literally why do you not have over a million subs at this point you *deserve it*

[@ellasamuelsson]

Happy Juneteenth!

[@sheiksubra]

I loved the ridge wallet ad Ani sounds like a pleasant Siri-esque digital assistant from a future movie like I'robot.

[@honey_beesknees7162]

7:27 I’ma be honest, I thought it was a cheetah too😂

[@dainajane8983]

Awwwwwwwww, Bizly has good dogs.

[@dz883]

This is in relation to the raccoons, we call them wasberen in dutch which literally means washingbears for the exact fact that they wash all of their food if they have the opportunity

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Some info for y’all I can’t make out what he’s saying but the guy at 9:45 looks to be performing a Haka in Maori

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

Bean did not wanna fall for the trick at the end.

[@lil_legalo5190]

2:28 the sad bird

[@RTGMonika]

i loved the outro where pissly was playing with his dogs

[@ethanester3258]

9:41 the mask being played by this guy instead of Jim Carrey

[@ToyotaCamrySEv]

7:40 happy Juneteenth everybody 🥰

[@sirlukachu]

9:40 Maori haka chant, usually done to intimidate their opponents.

[@ThousandsOfAnts]

I feel the bird noise bizly was doing. I'm really good at it but I can never do it properly on command

[@RukaDesu]

omg that part in the end was so cuuuuute

[@y-mna4546]

ok that outro had my soul omg beans is a smart girl

[@AmazingAutist]

Self-Note: *_SEVERE MISOPHONIC TRIGGERS_* FROM 3:18 ----- 3:40

[@nurfgal]

The video is 13:37 long. Good.

[@cheezya8485]

The main character in any game : move people

[@MnkyChn]

9:41 As someone who's from New Zealand, this is actually quite normal to be fair

[@aubicgrande9221]

What’s the source of your profile picture?

[@MnkyChn]

@@aubicgrande9221 Zombieland Saga ! :3

[@shadylady2424]

Pissly's dogs are so cute aaaaaa

[@SongheartStudios]

That ending made me very happy

[@legendarydragon7097]

Finally a video about how I feel when watching these videos!

[@asterodon]

10:39 he is a youtuber and he does a bunch of hilarious dad jokes with his dad and son. Sadly i cant remember the name of his channel but my yt shorts page was full of his vids

[@glitchedheathen]

Pls, did anyone else clock the "Last Night, at five in the morning" It SENT me more than it should have.

[@djviewer4087]

1:43, You guys should try playing "Puyo Puyo Tetris" together

[@plaznum]

Gonna be honest I have no idea what happens at 5:05 Can someone tell me cuz I’m confused

[@ComedicalBystander]

felt the same way, saw in another reply it's because he had a bald spot, hope that helped

[@plaznum]

@@ComedicalBystander I SEE IT NOW! thanks a lot!

[@gigabyteplaysmc4198]

the first one got me. I've flown by myself once and that was literally me. And I'm also good at tetris.

[@gigabyteplaysmc4198]

It doesn't matter what you say, It happens atleast once. So shut up Pissly.

[@ssdcuphead2898]

9:41 he was speaking my native language, Māori, which comes from New Zealand, I'm pretty sure he was just doing some form of introduction [my Māori is a bit rusty but i know Papatuanuku is the land mother]

[@ssubnoirvods]

I needed that outro.

[@skullgamer7T]

4:09 Indonesians news Never had it in my tv but i guess thats nice

[@dnice2nice902]

Wow, I didn’t think Ani would do a video about herself

[@_.noodle._22]

They mentioned tetris too many times danganronpa fans will understand

[@spectraleevee218]

9:41 Maori Haka, a danced use to threaten or scare people. Edit: I think it's a traditional one too.

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

Beans said “no”

[@smolboi7092]

Beans didn't fall for that for a second

[@goblin.2618]

I have never loved Bizzly more