oblivion npc's in real life

[@Hatsoonmeek]

I think Ani should keep unironically referring to herself and everyone else as gamers

[@Raigosai]

Agreed

[@jnae2917]

agreed

[@toothpickprovider2614]

same, and 666 likes ooh scary number (insert emoji spam)

[@dankestwarriors9355]

got the 669th like, feeling ahmish

[@plague9774]

Agreed

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

some of these videos raise so many questions

[@justakuudere]

Some?

[@JoeMama._.]

I see you fuckin everywhere dude

[@SenhorAlien]

Like what country still uses horses??

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

@Definitely Dre Because I am Dutch

[@galelugialugia8265]

What did the screaming...thing say? Im sorry but I say thing cause there is no way that thing is a homo sapien

[@eddyreefer7108]

Ani is the type of person who would unironically wear "I'm a gamer" type clothing in public and be proud of it.

[@sleepingdragons57]

I would only wear Slimecicles "so yeah...I'm a gamer" shirt

[@darklight5815]

@@sleepingdragons57 *Fortnite chug jug* !

[@turgburg4890]

Okay

[@Snippe475]

so yeah

[@spicybeantofu]

I would too lol

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

"Is the sun on fire, or is the sun THE fire?" - Bizly KZbin, 2021

[@JadeJuno]

His full name is Bizly KZbin

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear 4amne

[@eligibbard1439]

Neither

[@catoticneutral]

yes

[@lofifuture-0643]

This is the video of theirs that made me realize I'm smarter than all of them combined, and I'm pretty well an idiot

[@DreemyDreemz]

I just want everyone to know that when Bizly's name was said, I immediately translated it in my head as Pissly

[@mateokunzer]

bizzle my pickle

[@crusty_]

brizzers

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

@@crusty_ Brazzly*

[@clcneedsalightstick8162]

pissly

[@random6579]

Nibble the bibble

[@cevichegrace]

"what makes you want to scream in public like that?" Meth. Meth makes someone want to scream in public.

[@missobama1688]

That actually made me wheeze

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

Somebody has never met a Karen before.They dont need meth to be crazy

[@cursed-cat9126]

Can confirm. Gave toddlers Meth. They wouldn't stop screaming, or maybe it's because their in my basement.

[@sltrskid]

also my brain telling me "do it. don't ask, just do. scream."

[@marcv6057]

Pain

[@minnim506]

At this point, they should just get a physicist on speed-dial to answer their questions so Brandon doesn't have to

[@janheinzel9013]

He would resign midway through the first video

[@jadentorres7322]

I think you'd need a chemist in this case lol

[@lofifuture-0643]

@@janheinzel9013 nah he'd resign on the first thing they ask

[@trundenthebad]

I’m a physicist, and honestly their questions are soooo dumb I wouldn’t pick up the phone.

[@somethingbanter]

that way the answers would be correct as well

[@lostsilver1162]

3:52 wait... They actually don't know that saying...? It's = You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. You teach a man how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.

[@shib5267]

thank you for proving you actually know the saying while questioning their ignorance about the saying

[@barrier5649]

You light a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. (The version I thought of)

[@monnocatto]

@@barrier5649 technically the truth

[@fries5849]

@@barrier5649 you give a man a airplane ticket he flys for a day. You push a man out of a airplane he flys for the rest of his life. -Abraham Lincoln on the Cold War

[@anarchyd2]

*I CAUGHT A FISH OVER SPRING BREAK I understand this saying!*

[@DragonPanda4]

For the record: "Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for life."

[@janheinzel9013]

Sell a man fish for labor, you feed him for life and make profit. Best of both worlds

[@clip3844]

No you dont, who wants to only eat fish for the rest of his life?

[@sicknashty3837]

nonononono.....

[@TheGodGamr]

@@clip3844 you can sell fish…

[@autumnwildemere2440]

@@clip3844 I mean if it's a pufferfish you only need one 😆😆😆

[@MigDonalds4235]

Ani and the gang: *talks about how to create fire in space and how the sun has its own atmosphere* Me, a space nut: *dies a little inside*

[@phantomtrak6007]

Hehe space nuts

[@juliannolastname2442]

Same dude

[@squedlly]

Yeah, Brandon definitely doesn't have his space nuts. He doesn't even have a hint of spaceballs

[@dale6505]

3:58 - this is a clip from Adult Swim’s “Nathan for You” and a main focal point of the show’s comedy is the fact that Nathan (the man in the clip) is intentionally awkward around people.

[@SeanCurcio]

"Today we have Brandon, WildSpartanz, and Bizly" -Ani

[@mr.moviemafia]

Oh my god I didn’t even notice 🤣

[@phantomtrak6007]

We’ve met Brandon but when will we meet WildSpartanz

[@jommisalami]

420th like

[@ceppoc]

THE DAD JOKE AT TH BEGINNING OML

[@monstrosity_01]

"I woke up early today! :D" "Who's that?" "What?" x2

[@easysnakeoven9052]

Saying mark zuckerberg is a reptile is extremely insulting. As a reptile, such jokes are offensive. I don’t wanna be associated with that robot!

[@forrestfox6054]

Nice seeing you here friend!

[@thatblueeyedwolf]

Heh snek time

[@1DeletedAccount]

He's obviously is an alien

[@Liam-rn1qb]

As a robot, this is incredibly technophobic and highly offensive. We don't want to be associated with that space alien freak

[@ploinkum889]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.

[@nombre2483]

Brandon: Actually explains an interesting nuclear function of the sun and how it works The bois: YOOOO DINO NUGGETS

[@doughboy6073]

She definitely said gamer-hood. Ani, it’s your home. As a gamer.

[@lunaticzeroone]

"where are horse carriages still in operation" you clearly have not been to New York City

[@daydreamz618]

Or texas- downtown san antonio is full of carriages

[@savanna4898]

Or downtown Atlanta, there are so many horse drawn carriages down there

[@brunettewithglasses]

Small towns on Pennsylvania everyone has em, i lived near a small amish church so i saw them bitches all the time

[@lestorm5530]

Or romania

[@vixshire3672]

Or just the Midwest

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

The whole cast of "You can stop at 5 or 6 stores" are irl NPCS

[@ks_yes1491]

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me. . . . . . 💃"

[@richardball5843]

I can see the Statue of Liberty from here.

[@adams509]

i want someone to animate the last part of the video where ana and bizly are just like little kids annoying teacher brandon about space or smth and getting off topic about dino nuggies and brandon is just facepalming in the corner losing his shit

[@name.is.myname]

Ani unironically calling us gamers is great in my opinion

[@ari1758]

I did not realize I needed to hear Ani's voice today, but seriously. It's my happiness medicine. Ani has such a sweet laugh!

[@moviehermit5631]

She somehow manages to yell with an indoor voice

[@aguywhoisnamedtyler]

yes!!!! its so sweet!

[@ari1758]

@@moviehermit5631 exactly!

[@magiizine]

She yells in lowercase

[@tmitche36]

Simps

[@deckwolfin]

There are still horse drawn carriages in cities. Their usually for site seeing tours. The sun isn’t on fire, it’s a hydrogen plasm. Fire is an oxygen and carbon plasma.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

That first clip with people falling over is probably somewhere in Eastern Europe, I can tell based on the way it looks. Maybe Russia but never seen a gate like those there so probably Romania

[@harvyhun]

Unless they got nice gates, then its Romania :D

[@sviestassviestuotas5081]

@@harvyhun i was thinking it's romania

[@potto1488]

AVERY WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@marcovalle9925]

It IS Romania

[@rgbtato]

"what country still uses horses?" me as a mexican: Sí señor, yo soy de rancho Soy de botas y a caballo

[@Mrwiggles-lg9df]

mans i dont speak taco bell

[@Tangerine9407]

@@Mrwiggles-lg9df LMAOOOOOO 😂

[@martin6108]

Dame tus botas señor. Please

[@SiffrinISAT]

We still (rarely, mainly in villages) use them in Spain too Like the signs on roads saying if horse carts can/cant go through them stay for a reason

[@souza9369]

I live in a less urban area in Brazil so sometimes i see some horses ( and capibaras too).

[@nelsongriffiths7819]

“Can you harness the power of the Sun?” “Yes with a dyson sphere” Ani and Bizly: mmnmnmmm dino numgies

[@fractalflux1120]

if the Ahmesh had electricity, they'd be very upset with you Brandon

[@QuintonMurdock]

This fire in space conversion is so painful. I’m sorry but how tf is Brandon brave enough to show his face on the internet after straight faced saying the sun has oxygen and an atmosphere

[@DarkflameAndCloudhawk]

LMAO i cringed too

[@lunarcod7187]

I mean, it does. It's just very thin and there is very little oxygen

[@irwinblair5494]

@@lunarcod7187 I mean, the sun basically is an atmosphere, so it's not thin

[@QuintonMurdock]

@@lunarcod7187 no. It doesn’t. It is a ball of hydrogen and some helium fusing itself into heavier elements in psudo equilibrium caused by the expansion from the head and pressure of the gravity. At our suns age there might be a tiny bit of oxygen at it’s core but it’s fusing hydrogen and a tiny bit of helium

[@lhaviland8602]

It does have an atmosphere tho...

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

Has.. has Bizly passed 10th grade..? Who doesn't know how fire burns.. Bizly, I guess.

[@schufck5272]

He also didn't know the word superfluous, so my guess is on no.

[@DoubleGutter361]

Idk if it’s just me but between the super low volume of the clips and the very loud volume of you talking I’m going crazy.

[@SiffrinISAT]

Yeah the clip volume is horribly low to the point some I couldnt understand what was being said

[@monnocatto]

I don't really like to complain but yeah that's kinda true

[@spacepear9403]

@@monnocatto yeah same

[@chaotic_nyx]

"Today we have Brandon, wildspartanz, and Bizly"

[@headpatenthusiast8576]

5:06 "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

[@quickfeather]

4:57 as soon as Ani said that, I got an ad that said "what makes us fall in love with a car?" and it made me have whiplash

[@Urlocalpope]

I wish to yell at Bizly all the reasons why setting mats on fire won’t make a star, but also how absolutely disastrous it would be if he actually managed to make it a star (in his lifetime)

[@WanderingTetsubo]

I think the saying that news anchor gave up on is "if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime".

[@ghostremus8731]

The quote is "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you've fed him for a lifetime"

[@LeakyTrees]

The only thing stopping you from setting a fire in space is the lack of oxygen. If you had an Oxygen tank, opened it in space, and then lit the oxygen coming out on fire, you'd have fire in space.

[@skippydinglechalk1]

“what country still uses horse drawn carriages?” literally the US, in pennsylvania 🤔🤔🤔

[@fluffapesterr7538]

your name is a racc reference isn’t it?

[@katsukibakugo629]

And New York :D I live in an area with them around

[@GenerallyChaotic6839]

@@fluffapesterr7538 holy shit, it is.

[@9slug9]

Also Kentucky

[@jommisalami]

I've seen a couple on the streets here in Georgia USA

[@peoples_7736]

A commercial cut as soon as Anna said gamers so it came out as "Whats wrong are we not gay?"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Does anyone even know where the Amish are?" Uh, Pennsylvania? Where else would they be? I know all

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

Thank you kim jong un for explaining the joke

[@sinfulpuritan3430]

As someone who lives in Pennsylvania, I can confirm that you are correct.

[@feywildheart2878]

Nuke free destruction of an engorged america challenge 2021

[@amethyst4578]

Correct

[@lhaviland8602]

And Indiana.

[@Mate397]

Don't listen to them Ani, rise up with us fellow gamers!

[@FrozenViper5]

Oblivion NPC's are everywhere. Nobody can deny it.

[@danishdanish9215]

Thanks to the end I can't stop imagining the sun surrounded by a sphere of dino-nuggies, that has brightened my day severely.

[@macyaltward8866]

“Bizly shouldn’t be left in public with bald people.” *intense thinking to The Baldening in JWRI*

[@thenameisdarwin9879]

"ok then let's set Mars on fire and make another one" literally Fire Force's entire fucking plot. Bizly is a genius

[@onyxthelifebringer]

Ani: What makes you want to scream in public like that? The ad I got: The Bachelor is back

[@antisick.9353]

What the man was trying to say is "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

[@Lee-jt4hz]

THATS MY BOY GREG ON THE SECOND CLIP LETS GO

[@123benyb]

... and Mr perfect 🙄

[@jaydenking7408]

"Like- what is a lizard?" - Bizly 7:49 2021

[@anoninunen]

8:35 - When the Mechanicus won't give the Inquisition free stuff

[@thestarsailor972]

Brandon is explaining Dyson spheres and how the sun works and these two start talking about Dino nuggets. This is a wonderful moment

[@2ndThought_]

"You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. You teach a man to fish, you feed him for life."

[@nafereuskortex9055]

Give a man fire, hes warm for a day, set a man on fire hes warm for the rest of his life or something like that

[@zmanrockz6358]

“Give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.”

[@ventexovakon2178]

Build a man a fire he'll be warm for a night. Set him on fire, well. You get the point.

[@ryankendall5176]

It's weird, because the sun isn't actually on fire per se, it's more like a constant nuclear explosion that is being held together by it's own sheer gravity

[@Apostate_ofmind]

the "tf did i miss" broke me, because can you imagine how confusin it is if you dont know about the illuminati meme, and people name lizards, piramids and an ancient mason group and youre left there like -

[@r.t8463]

When you live with IBS. You may have more than a few "I shit my pants" stories.

[@xxyaoifangirl8220]

First clip guy must've had his ping higher than the number of warcrimes I've committed

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

That doesn’t make much sense because you could have 0 war crimes and no matter how much ping he had even 500 million he would have more ping

[@PLK123]

"where we have brandon, wildspartanz and bizzly"

[@greyscaleadaven]

As a gay man, that screaming person at the end was totally gaytekeeping

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.

[@somethingbanter]

brandon has so much confidence in every wrong thing he says

[@nexerkarigum4031]

Also bizly that dont know how fire works amd asking if its possoble to set planet on fire

[@egghead6091]

I was listening to this as I was playing elder scrolls and my heart stopped when I heard the “stop right there criminal scum” at 5:27 lol

[@sebastiangudino9377]

Ani ironically unirocally calling herself a gamer is beautiful metahumor

[@DareDevil_00I]

I was watching the bit where ani said “what makes people to scream like that in public” and a five hour energy drink ad popped up

[@lifenolonger]

Chicken tenders

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

Babe wake up, new kingani upload.

[@ghrasta.]

How did you post this 6 minutes before the video came out?

[@iEcilpse]

8:21 for setting fires in space there likely needs to be a good amount of a combustible gas, which would probably be found in the atmosphere if we make an atmosphere we might be able to set mars on fire.

[@gazaryu238]

i dont know why this oblivion npc thing is suddenly everywhere but i love it. the... english teaching? yeah the english teaching one is the best. has a whole storyline n shit

[@friendobrendo]

1:35 glad to see Greg

[@andrezits9723]

Them speaking about the sun literally melts my brain away

[@nexerkarigum4031]

Same

[@lhaviland8602]

Dino nuggets actually _are_ dino nuggets when you think about it.

[@hollypuff.3467]

You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day You teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime or smth.

[@theworst8012]

When you get punted so hard that you became a gta5 npc

[@okzoomer8312]

Thank god I have something to entertain me while I'm in quarantine

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

I know this vid is 10 months old but I’d like to say that gamer and degenerate are synonyms. They essentially mean the same thing. I say that being a degenerate gamer myself.

[@zucchi2902]

"Today we have Brandon, Wildspartans, and Bizly" wait-

[@kalsyphr5039]

I like how all three of them think the sun is fire and no one is questioning otherwise lol

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

The last two minutes are literally my three braincells while I'm working

[@CreatimationStudios]

3:35 the metaphor was “if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day but if you teach a man to fish he’ll never go hungry” it’s a quote from the Bible Jesus said it to his disciples

[@godofthepotato4518]

Them: u can't light a fire in space Me goes out side and looks at the sun: huh

[@yeahtoast7576]

It's plasma, not fire.

[@turgburg4890]

Sun aint on fire

[@Pedro-jl7lp]

Some people can’t tell what’s a joke lmao

[@godofthepotato4518]

@@Pedro-jl7lp I know right xD

[@jessicaosorio3229]

*goes blind immediately after*

[@BronzedBeast]

I shit myself one time. I was really sick, I sneezed, and boom.

[@voixmin]

The Asian man who went about telling how he shit his pants feels like the coolest dude ever.

[@oloidcultist9709]

2:22 I love bizly’s super villain laugh

[@ulischmidt03]

8:54 we are already doing that.

[@Potatocrime24-7]

We have the perfect dnd party here Pissly: the underappreciated wissard Wilspart: the not so great warror Anyi: the dethroned king who wasn't kig to begin with but was still kign.

[@mix3k818]

That screech at the end doe

[@polperie]

Brandon's explanation of the sun fucking killed me lmao

[@heyguysitsme5952]

I've been watch your videos so much I've started laughing like you, Ani. Thanks a lot ☺️☺️

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

“I’m a degenerate not a gamer” -Bisly 2021

[@fluzyuni4315]

"What if I bring my own oxygen" You make fire Also if you shoot it out the back its a rocket thruster

[@dinochickennuggets8811]

By the way the quote was "if you give a man a fish you'll feed him for a day, but if you teach a man how to fish you'll feed him for the rest of his life"

[@Brorca]

I am so tired, at all times.

[@Silcoslefteye]

i love Bizly's laugh so much

[@potatofish7730]

Brandon: explaining science with science words Ani and Bizly: chicken nugget

[@cheese0069]

attention everyone pizza that is all

[@owomegaa]

New Orleans, Louisiana has many horse carriages. In the heart of the city and by the lakefront, we always use them

[@Gamingcat78]

thank you for the video i greatly enjoyed it

[@feixou.]

"I woke up early today!" "Who's that?"

[@ShortFuze1170]

That first video killed me

[@vvronskyy]

England still uses horse-drawn carriages. Love seeing them around some times.

[@vvirtualecho6938]

does mr. spartenz know that almost every country still uses horses?