People on Twitter are too Comfortable

[@elizathegamer413]

Kwite being sponsored by drugs is so awesome

[@corvobyte]

agreed

[@lottiethepoodle7863]

Kwite genuinely promoting drugs is amazing

[@realcanadian67]

I don't know how to react

[@greenoxidated9377]

Very nice

[@edithsmith4485]

Literlaly the only ad I’ve watched

[@smart7928]

having a casual twitter with over 4000 insane people blocked already is like living a couple miles away from the psych ward. you hear stories from the neighbours but the escapees are always caught before they get to you

[@Quesoquantum]

I- WHAT?

[@dudeman3138]

Based

[@sxikia2905]

real

[@beelieboo]

EXCUSE ME????

[@uranus1456]

This seems much too specific, Uranus has approved this comment.

[@shlombox]

"Getting passed around like a gay furry wants to be" I'm sure you would know what that's like

[@awesomeninja1311]

69th like :)

[@ArDeeMee]

183rd like. =(

[@Spacefloop]

I want that to happen to me

[@JacksonGalzarano]

same 😀@@Spacefloop

[@jennyneon]

I left Twitter for a whole month now after using it for 2 whole years, and i can safely say that you will become way better without having Twitter. Downloading Twitter is honestly a horrible mistake.

[@pandemia8966]

can confirm, the second i uninstalled twitter i was not only able to touch grass but i also got a job. instantly felt better mentally as well, it's just so much better without it

[@jaadn6197]

with the shit that’s going on over there, it’s becoming increasingly obvious. Also, congrats on leaving that hellsite.

[@ck7993]

i miss being on Twitter the needless drama was hilarious

[@omlette]

I have Twitter but I have notifications off, no liked tweets, I don't follow anyone, and the only things I post are dumb shower-thought like blurbs about unrelated thoughts. Doing well for myself, and not giving in

[@pinkneko13]

@@ck7993 just subscribe to drama channels that do twitter duh.

[@yuzubrain]

Agreed, the fact that all these Twitter users can do the most psycho shit and people will just say "REAL!1!!!"is insane

[@yuzubrain]

Already full of bots, wow

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

real

[@sxikia2905]

real

[@ViktorGerts]

Muito real!!

[@bidoof367]

@ICE damn the other bot got way more likes what a loser bot

[@YoNebby]

I just realized that kwite has eyes, a mouth and body under the jacket and the concept deeply disturbs me

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

what? no he doesn't

[@optimisticwatermelon]

You been takin' too many of the weed gummies he got sponsored by

[@AluminaStar]

omg ur Flandre Scarlet??!!😱😱 also agreed

[@YoNebby]

@@AluminaStar wanna play

[@Kellerbobeller]

Right? I can’t even comprehend him beyond that. That one video of his face deeply disturbed me.

[@icedancer2370]

This channel promotes weed, furry ideology, homosexuality, and being short, I watch every episode

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Ah yes, promotes being short.

[@Quesoquantum]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 he's admitted he's a a short king who likes being picked up by tall guys lmao

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@Quesoquantum What I meam is that usually "To Promote" means "To encourage similar behaviour" and I'm just imagining half of his viewerbase losing a few inches of jeight because of his influence.

[@Quesoquantum]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 They just cut their legs off and weekend wobble around

[@boomerangmonkey8263]

@@Quesoquantum This makes me wish I were shorter. Unfortunately... I'm not.

[@pastelguts6182]

One of these days Kwites channel is going to mysteriously disappear and some internet detective will find him and when pressed about why he gave it up, he'll just say "I finally got dicked down, I'm normal now."

[@annsh.6487]

Lmao I sometimes forget people are gay, so this looked like something out of a mobster story for a second

[@v1rzen]

I sometimes forget people are straight, but that’s cause I’m on tumblr so much (cishets don’t exist on that place)

[@dwopy2073]

@@v1rzen Wait, you're telling me cishets actually exist ???

[@-.Leo.-]

@dwopy Cishets don’t exist on tumblr, sadly they do exist in real life though 😭

[@dwopy2073]

@@-.Leo.- _By Talos this can't be happening !_

[@scooter6104]

"Why don't they make chew toys for adult humans." That user is gonna be over the moon when they find out about different types of stim toys.

[@soupcat4143]

@Ferbujosbe not necessarily, there r like actual stim toys for chewing made from food-grade silicone. they even have different levels of chewiness for different types of ppl

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

i thought he was talking about gags lol

[@therealalmightyloaf3285]

@@LocalDiscordCatgirl pfp lines up also same

[@door6]

@@LocalDiscordCatgirl Tbh if I had a gag as a chew toy id either bite it 'til it broke or bite it 'til my teeth hurt/broke. There is no in-between I will destroy anything. This is why I like gum and lollipops.

[@tzarg]

@@therealalmightyloaf3285 😭😭😭

[@Saibellus]

i was so pressured in hs that i stabbed myself in the leg with a pen knife to get out of a test i thought i would do badly on. then i changed my mind and took it anyway. i got a 94. thanks for the academic anxiety mom n dad 😐👍

[@SoularSurge]

Oh dear.

[@flintfrommother3gaming]

I remember doing that but a bit less violent (It still bled) without parental pressure, I am not im the same level but the school was getting too hard.

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

My high school SAT was so stressful i stayed up late prepping, fell asleep mid-test and only passed because even if it was incomplete it was frontloaded with the shit I knew offhandedly anyway.

[@someone7345]

If this doesn't say "fix the fucking education system" idk what does

[@Quesoquantum]

Holy sh

[@reereearts]

That ad read at the beginning was absolutely unhinged and i’m here for it

[@enbycracker9349]

@Emotional Damage much better

[@doodleplayer4014]

@@enbycracker9349 look at this dude's comment history, I think they're also a bot ):

[@enbycracker9349]

@@doodleplayer4014 me? nah, just a super awkward person who has no idea how to talk, lol

[@DiaMonD_KUROI]

@@enbycracker9349 no i think doodleplayer means emotional damage is a bot

[@doodleplayer4014]

@@enbycracker9349 yea, sorry that wasn't very clear

[@AshChiCupcak]

Kwite is a fellow mouth biter. I have never felt so validated.

[@furballscave4431]

REAL. ive been kinda self conscious about it recently too

[@Goober762]

I’m gonna erase that sentence from my mind and live my life happily not knowing what it is.

[@Bob_Coffee]

Twitter is that one friend with no manners

[@aceofclubs.]

23 likes and no non-bot replies let me help. Jk I’m gonna report them but anyway, I agree.

[@arealgamer342]

I am p l e a s e d with your response. Truer words have never been spoken.

[@gstheprotector]

What do you mean friend? Twitter is obviously that person you met one time and assumed you two were friends after the concerning/annoying encounter, but yeah everything else is correct

[@LepidopteranFool]

me

[@jommisalami]

I'm that friend and Twitter still scares me

[@andromeda_va39]

Fun fact: the official term for anime protagonist syndrome is "chuunibyou," literally "eighth-grade syndrome," because it tends to manifest around that age.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

What it's called when an adult still has chuunibyou syndrome?

[@d.arndog]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 it"s still called that

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@d.arndog i was hoping on "sad" or "pathetic"

[@deathmorphosis]

中二病 does not "literally", or in any way, translate to "Eight-grade syndrome", that's just what it's called in English. The only thing you were correct about was that the name comes from when it debuts. It translates to "Middle school syndrome" and does not refer to "anime protagonists" (the term had nothing to do with anime when being coined, and is now considered an actual psychological condition, other than it becoming a character trope many years later), at all but a specific kind of person with grand delusions of themselves, narcissistic traits and believe they possess esoteric knowledge and/or some kind of power/skill no one knows about. All just to stand out from the crowd.

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 It's called manchild syndrome, Japanese people pls translate idk Japanese

[@gamesvsmusic]

7:23 - actually this shit is handled in two separate ways in persona 5! the first boss in the game deals with a male teacher going after female students and blackmailing those who threatened to report. then one of the people you can date is your female teacher (male protag) who feels very wrong about it. one of the dialogue options is "That's the best part". she also works as a part time maid which is how you can call her over/contact her.

[@spleens4200]

Wtf

[@lambybunny7173]

And this is why I dont trust persona fans :D

[@eggchomp]

I lost my disk, can you date Ryuji or the one fox guy asking for a gay friend

[@val_allegory]

@@eggchomp unfortunately not

[@eggchomp]

@@val_allegory pain.

[@RealestLynn]

LMFAO, they’re as comfy as my aunt is when she comes over for new years ☠️

[@unsie]

seeing kwite trying to explain theyre weed gummies without explaining straight up theyre weed gummies is hilarious

[@BUGOSAUR]

Didn’t expect for kwite to promote edibles

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

It's kwite, you can expect pretty much anything

[@sharkksoda]

who else but him

[@Man-ej6uv]

unexpected but not surprised

[@dustbunny6381]

Glad he's getting that bread AND getting that nasty

[@popsicIes]

do they work? the ones i currently have don't do much for me

[@jakaotter]

5:30 "You can tell that this poor tweet has been passed around like a gay furry wants to be." That made me double-take. Like, it's so true when like half of my internet friends are gay furries.

[@matthewboire6843]

Mine aren’t :(

[@VeraExora]

Cannabis: legal Kwite Immediately:

[@ArDeeMee]

Also, quite immediately.

[@scribblecloud]

as a woman, i am a kwite enjoyer

[@myakadolph2507]

that’s so fucking true!

[@chocolateiguess1613]

I too, a woman, am a kwite enjoyer🤝

[@calinda4003]

real

[@popsicIes]

so true

[@sheenii4090]

real

[@MetallicPetals]

I hope Kwite realizes the one about the dentist was a typo and meant screaming. . .

[@JawGaming.]

I hope saki realizes that kwite was joking. . .

[@fraquero3192]

I dientes notice the typo 💀

[@funkytime69]

@@fraquero3192 dientes

[@Quesoquantum]

More surprised he was screaming than Nutting his pants Get that population pudding outta there

[@potoos.-.5605]

@@fraquero3192 the fact that dientes means teeth just makes this comment 100 times better

[@luciferrian2473]

Anyone vividly recall, to the detriment of better memories, pronouncing a word wrong in school and everyone laughing...and the teacher corrects you?

[@scooter6104]

Yep.

[@rainbowflowerpower4464]

The only time that happened to me was in trigonometry when I pronounced ‘sun’ like HOW IT’S SPELT, she made such a scene about it too

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@rainbowflowerpower4464 u mean sin???

[@crayondrawssometimes896]

People on Twitter are always wayyyyyyy to comfortable or act like you’ll shoot them at any point

[@internetlurker1850]

I learned what Discord is because of the MLP character... Also the fansong that one person made slaps so hard idgaf

[@thefriendshiptrio6983]

Discord is such an entity

[@rhodes_the_kitty]

YESSS DISCORD GOES SO HARD I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH. tlt is really cool in general and the original song is cool aswell

[@xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454]

Same here, way back in like 2012 or so 😹 for once us Bronies were ahead of the crowd

[@rowandoggo]

Kwite, it's okay, embrace your inner fursona, you've already confirmed it to us, just accept you for you 💕

[@dsamuel2116]

@Be Straight where does the link go •_•

[@Kool-aidz]

I cannot tell if this comment is a joke or not 💀💀

[@maybe3568]

@@Kool-aidz a bit of both

[@rowandoggo]

@@Kool-aidz he at least has many close furry friends, or is one himself, because in his furry videos he says things only long term full-force furries can know

[@theman13532]

@@rowandoggo the day that kwite mentions anything about changed is the day that he cannot deny he is a furry (and he cant deny he has been in the wrong places of the internet either) because that shit is literally locked behind furry community walls and i think it is a good thing it isnt free in the world☠️

[@frogsman383]

Kwite is so cool I wish he was real.

[@sharkksoda]

kwite is santa real canon

[@confetti_kisses427]

I can't believe Kwite isn't real

[@i_dont_xard]

I’m a trans man and the brussy post killed me 😭

[@ArDeeMee]

And he said it wrong! =/

[@mr.infernal1380]

"Its only awkward if you make it awkward" That is a solid fucken point right there I tell you what.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

1:09 I was scared of dentists after one screamed at me cause I told her I was in pain. She ended up ripping open my gums. Like straight up ripped it so I could pull down the front of my bottom gums and show people the insides of my gums. I was in 1st or 2nd grade. She never got fired.

[@isegeese]

WHAT??

[@Johnbarnettdidntkillhimself]

Just revolting

[@mingling8559]

Racks shotgun with malicious intent:

[@homemovelha4173]

You could sue her for several million dollars i think

[@ArDeeMee]

ˋMurica!

[@fibecheee]

"passed around like a gay furry" -Kwite 2022

[@silveralpaca3861]

What eldritch horror have I been watching? I believed Quite was just a floating hoodie, glasses and mask. Now due to this sponsor we now know there is some kind of digestive tract in the sweater and he can even get high so some form of brain exists too! Personally I bow down to the almighty creature blessing us with glorious Twitter grime, we are living in a crazy world!

[@dillon1012]

Quite

[@c0zmozys]

no he just absorbs it

[@diamondcoral7343]

Never trust Twitter.

[@sharkksoda]

kwite is the drug dealer they told all of us about, he's a mysterious hoodie man

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

They do actually make real chew toys for people. Chewable stim toys are great. You just have to remember that if a piece breaks off and you swallow it you have to go to the emergency room.

[@TheSurrealist.]

I was gonna buy one but now….

[@lockerhead]

8:45 i have never seen this term used before but i will be using it to refer to mine from now on

[@frog137]

sameee broski

[@xxlargelordxx6489]

7:45 "work smarter, get harder"-my brother

[@cinnibunbun7389]

Is... Is Kwite trying to sell us weed?

[@enbycracker9349]

he actually is-

[@maiaw5576]

trying?? he has at least one customer

[@strawberryj3lly]

No not Kwite never

[@theseer5]

yes actually

[@cheesemold-_-]

Being on Twitter for an extended period of time gives me nausea

[@captnpan]

Might as well share my freshman thing- I had a pretty long lunch and generally all of my friends were busy with schoolwork (we took one college class, I somehow got one of the easier ones) they’d often leave around 15 minutes before lunch ends to do work so I’d usually just sit there. I’d get bored, so I’d just walk around campus. Often other people would be around campus and I would walk a similar route every time, to the point as some people only knew me as the “school NPC guy.” Looking back on it (this was only a year ago) I was literally a real-life NPC

[@gavriellarutigliano2356]

twitter scares me but also ive used tumblr for almost a decade so 💀💀 glass houses and throwing stones and all that shit ig

[@starspices]

to be fair, tumblr’s chilled out significantly over that time period lmao

[@TABSman1]

6:14 yo is that my long lost twin

[@Sinx-Ce]

Js make sure you don't fuck him

[@Magggottt]

i really love when youtubers wear sunglasses because you can see there set-up, and my reaction is 'omg their rich' or 'omg your so fucking poor' in this case its the second one, sorry not sorry kwite

[@El-de6nj]

this is taking me out i can't

[@Magggottt]

@@El-de6nj lmao its true tho

[@kirby12crystals20]

As somebody who lives in Illinois I agree that living here is like a personal hell that I can't escape from

[@popsicIes]

how does it feel to only have 1 state separating you from ohio

[@kirby12crystals20]

@@popsicIes it feels like torture knowing I’m so close to escaping but can’t

[@thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071]

@@popsicIes as someone in Michigan I can confirm I wake up in a cold sweat every day

[@gloomie6278]

Kwite being sponsored by weed and calling children greedy pricks. My favorite internet man.

[@flowerleelee]

8:21 as a girl whos had a yeast infection this is actually so true although im pretty sure its contagious so you shouldnt do this

[@stereokuuji]

atleast you care about other people's safety......presumably

[@kiko-fi2ze]

So basically there was a teacher in Persona 5 called Kamoshida who abused students, including Shiho, Ann's best friend, who almost offed herself after jumping off the school roof, he's terrible.

[@frog137]

8:38 work smarter broskis 💪

[@lesbianspacecadet]

6:00 as a woman i can confidently say the answer is other women

[@frostypop934]

Correct

[@sambenham1945]

7:39 this dude is the most down bad genius

[@thomaspate9328]

This is very unique. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a marijuana company sponsored video before. Times are changing.

[@brainrunbygoblin]

7:27 KAMOSHIDA JUMPSCARE?????????????

[@That_Isabelle]

Shaking in my boots rn I hate being a persona fan 💔

[@meow3276_]

3:17 ???? you should probably see a doctor

[@tingsteph]

7:50 the objective best term is “Big brained albeit deranged”

[@marycoffelt3041]

Kwite having been a Genji main makes sense seeing how he is in desperate need of spiritual healing

[@sok8921]

When I eventually become of legal age (if the world doesn't collapse) I will give those gummies a test drive

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

We're heading to death. Ww3 is on the horizon and we have leaders petty enough to start nuking everything once it looks like they lose which wil result in other countries using nukes too and then everybody dies.

[@bruhmoment4688]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 why are you fear mongering again, thought you were getting sued over this shit, Alex Joans

[@Plurmple_]

Same

[@gmnmd]

1:34 hell yeah! wooooo! I love it! ... hold on, is that weed? ahhhh right ok, different kind of blasted

[@gejeeleeejinx]

HELO SAME

[@g_hostly]

the first thing i see is a tweet about farts, good to know this will be a good video

[@g_hostly]

@ICE i literally didnt ask but k 💀💀

[@crawlingvase]

my girlfriend will randomly bite me, but not actually "bite" per say, just puts her mouth on my arm and just sits there it's actually really funny sometimes😂

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

7:03 As a lifelong resident of Illinois, that statement is true. Fuck my home state

[@HoodieHorizon]

literally pretty much the only reason for us going to the moon was to "complete a national goal set by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961: perform a crewed lunar landing and return to Earth" wtf is wrong with us

[@trianglemoebius]

That could be said for anything. "The only reason we did [result] is because [person who led the effort for result] wanted to get [result[". That's how things work, generally. The reason Kennedy wanted the US to land on the moon had far more nuisance than that. At that point in time, the only thing stopping the Cold War from going hot was that that both sides reasonably believed launching a nuke would incur nuclear retaliation when the other side launched back. This is called Mutually Assured Destruction, and while obviously not the healthiest solution, it was the only one that worked. Mutually Assured Destruction only works if neither side has a definitive edge, and thus the destruction is, well, mutually assured. Leading up to the moon landing was the Space Race, in which the Soviet Union proved themselves far faster at rocket science than the US, able to develop all sorts of technology regarding rocketry and propulsion before the NATO side could even start on them. Landing on the moon before the USSR was the US very publicly saying, "We've caught up - our two sides are equal in rocketry tech", so that the Soviet Union didn't feel they were far enough ahead to get away with a nuclear strike. The USSR was already looking into the possibility of launching nukes into, and maybe even from, orbit - a place well out of RADAR range and thus undetectable to NATO tracking stations until the warheads were too close to their targets (NATO nuclear silos) for a counterattack to be launched in time. By landing on the moon, the US made it very clear: They were now also in space, they had the ability to notice if such a launch was made, so such technology could be considered a way to get around MAD.

[@Jupiter-ux5ew]

3:06 during the 6 moon landings, several science experiments were performed. this includes (off the top of my head): putting down a mirror and shining a laser at it to determine changes in distance from earth, a seismometer to observe surface changes/moonquakes, some piece of tech that analyzed solar wind composition, and yeah that's all i can list off the top of my head.

[@alexismyers6053]

It wasn’t me and it wasn’t freshman year, but that Tweet reminded me of it. At some point in high school, this group of people started randomly doing goose noises in the hallways. Like, we’d be packed in a hallway and all of a sudden you’d here a very goose-like honk from one end and I would always think there was a goose in the building until I head another one from the other end and realize it’s just two kids goofing around. Yeahs later, I met a guy who graduated from the same school as me around the same time I did at work. This was work I. Another town pretty far away, so that was not usual. There was like 3 people working there that I knew of that came from my school (the guy, another woman, and me) everyone else came from either the school in the town the building was in or the town between there and where I went to school. So this guy was telling me how he and a group of his buddies went to a lake and saw a bunch of geese. They heard them honking so the started honking at them. Then they started using it as a way to call out to each other in the hallways at school. I looked at him and said “so every time I was taking a test and heard some goof balls honking in the hallways, that was you guys?” “Yep!” That was one school mystery solved lol

[@guilles1933]

Kwite be creaming at da dentist

[@rennnn4444]

Twitter is that one friend that you don't want to bring to ur house

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

0:59 the zenitsu demon slayer icon makes this even funnier to me

[@Quesoquantum]

Screaming, creaming, dreaming, of creaming

[@Theonefromcrk]

@@Quesoquantum ⚡️🙍🏿

[@Emograndpa]

Im gonna use the term brussy so much now

[@emma_nutella58]

Somethings don’t need to be shared on the internet

[@03luigi14]

9:13 We already have that it's called gum and it has flavors

[@OverHeed]

0:04 I'm sorry, but bro literally looks like he just got back from a bank robbery

[@radidongang]

9:30 so I guess other people have that problem too...

[@prussiaball1871]

I actually use a different brand, they're 100 mg per serving, usually 400 per gummy

[@migitri]

I'm personally hesitant to use gummies, although I know they're perfect for other people. I feel like I'd eat too many gummies and get way too messed up because I'm a fatass and when I start eating, I keep eating without really paying attention. I use a vape instead. I've figured out through experimentation what amount is right for me. It helps a lot with my chronic pain.

[@prussiaball1871]

@@migitri yeah, edibles hit you kinds hard too, they just take a while. If you wanted to get into edibles you should probably start with some Delta-V it's very light. That high is the classic 60s stoner kinda high imo. I use edibles because i have a lung condition so I can't smoke anything

[@Dandyman69]

7:15 the blanks are rapist and raping. In persona 5 there were some rape scene.

[@eyvweblog]

I played Persona 5. The teacher was being a "nice person" and "helped out" a student.

[@Anarqism]

5:03 WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

[@krysanthemum6528]

Wow I probably shouldn't feel accomplished or cool for having an older discord account than Kwite, but here I am. Also, while its not solely directed at adults and instead just for humans in general, Chewlery is a thing and I want it so bad for my chewing stimming needs

[@rhodes_the_kitty]

lol same mine was just a month before he made his actually. I actually ordered chewlery after watching this lol cause I've been wanting to for a while I can't wait to try it out ^_^

[@boomerangmonkey8263]

I just use my tongue when I feel like chewing something.

[@bipbop1523]

I crave ravioli

[@wombowembo]

*day 5 of rewatching all kwite videos* (also its my birthday 🎂) *we stand with kwite*

[@LargeAndAttractiveFrogs]

The weird shit i did in freshman year was be transphobic. Which is hilarious in hindsight because i came out as trans 5 years later.

[@CryingOblivion]

2:22 BRUH I WOULDNT EVEN SURVIVE ONE I ALREADY GET WONKY AT 10MG--

[@j-motions9894]

9:39 not me chewing on my cheeks as he says this

[@Sp3ctralI]

I chew mine so much I give myself canker sores T_T

[@matthewboire6843]

I do it and it hurt my mouth so I forced myself to not do it

[@shenanigans01]

Comfort? Twitter? Those are two exact opposites

[@robotratsrb2152]

the comment about being targeted by a zenyatta and only knowing about the word "discord" because of that is painfully relatable

[@crimsonfox101]

4:58 Do you think Kwite knew this is just the plot of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective?

[@Rainok]

9:02 it's called gum

[@matthewboire6843]

Gum is for all

[@SneepSnorrpgotnomaidens]

6:30 as a man from Illinois Yeah Yea

[@Hollow7659]

“Passed around like a gay furry wants to be” -kwite Me: SHUT UP BEFORE YOU AWAKEN SOMETHING IN ME I DONT WANT AWAKE!!!

[@AgentProRyan]

Bro?

[@dustin2181]

Bro Kwite if you need someone to carry you in Overwatch 2, then I gotchu my guy

[@antekpaztek]

1:50 be like: *you wanna have a mushy brain?* take drugs!

[@sikufox]

I remember last time I was strapped down. I creamed a whole bunch too

[@Ramesys13]

*7:21* As a Persona Fan (AKA Someone with no life), this unironically makes me want to pull a goddamn Shiho, and just jump off the roof of a sky high building. At least it’s be better then having to read that.

[@christinablixthenningsson3529]

what is persona

[@hellishrain1835]

My ex-boyfriend used to chew on my fingers and bite me all the time. I always asked him to stop but he had an “oral fixation” so I just let him keep doing it after a while

[@guccithickims1470]

I’m gonna stay on break for an extra 11 minutes to watch this vid let’s hope I don’t get fired…

[@guccithickims1470]

@gr1mmr34per gaming I didn’t get fired… yet

[@guccithickims1470]

@gr1mmr34per gaming I did accidentally crash into the automatic door and now it doesn’t work so…

[@lauram8498]

9:31 apparently this causes cancer

[@sammy_the_trans]

4:00 I hate my second period teacher as well so maybe I'll try this, thanks for the advice 😁💞

[@gb___]

Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[@geo2837]

*never stating more than ever demonstrating

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

Twitter is more confusing than my last working brain cell and why it won't stop working...

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

Jesus christ, 50 mg in ONE gummy? My ass gets "can barely think because brain is screenshotting every twenty seconds" toasted off of 5, from half of a 10mg one and it has to be either fruit flavored or a chocolate chip cookie. The first time I ever took one, my roommate got genuinely concerned because i was staring at a KFC biscuit on the coffee table for like two minutes without saying anything. I then proceeded to wander back and forth between the couch and the fridge forgetting what I was doing while laughing hysterically at basically nothing.

[@nathanlykouretzos4308]

Gummy sponsor had me laughing my ass off, love your vids Kwite🤙🏻

[@teletubbie-chan9061]

, 0:51 the dentist : my God. He (creamed) everywhere. There's ("cream") everywhere! Damnit! There's ("cream") on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of ("cream") He (creamed) everywhere! Look what he did! He (creamed) all over the walls! There's ("cream") everywhere!

[@stereokuuji]

In my imagination, I'm replacing the word cream with that sound byte of that turtle that goes "aauuuwhh"