Tumblr is funny, Actually

[@samuelcrow4701]

tumblr is weird because where else would I find an account devoted solely to off-the-wall but surprisingly convincing lore essays about hollowknight

[@samuelcrow4701]

hornet and the radiance could have been allies against the pale king in a kinder timeline APPARENTLY

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

wtf is this account called i need more hollow knight lore essays

[@samuelcrow4701]

Feral Phoenix has plenty of hot takes regarding hollowknight being an anti-colonialist text.

[@teaartist6455]

@@samuelcrow4701 It literally is though? Like, that's not the only thing it is, but colonialism and the issues thereof are definitely at least alluded to in the game.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

Or Ghost (COD) giving Ghost (HK) an Armalite and headpats

[@It_sSophiaUwU]

I don't care if literally everyone not on tumblr hates tumblr, because while tumblr is hellsite(affectionate), the other blue social medias are hellsite(derogatory), especially twitter

[@dee_is_tired]

exactly! we recognise Tumblr is hell, hating Tumblr is part of the experience

[@Looneluxxe]

I was about to make this comment, hellsites (affectionate/derogatory) included. Same braincell

[@OfficialLuni]

Tumblr (derogatory) is honestly one of my favorite antisocial media sites ever, even if I feel like I'm being punched everytime I login

[@gachanoob1012]

@@Looneluxxe we all have a shared brain cell. Also Mom said it’s my turn on the brain cellllllll.

[@vegleyy]

so true 🤝 lov ur shoelaces by the way /ref

[@itsisabel420]

Knowing that Kwite also enjoyed Guardians of Ga’hoole as a child is the single last piece of evidence I need to convince me that the “Guardians of Ga’hoole to bisexual pipeline” is real.

[@craneisthename]

I swear to god everything is a pipeline

[@crabstronaut9395]

holy shit now everything makes sense

[@mikeylikesit525]

My older brother would watch the movie at least twice a week for over a year. Now he's a bisexual femboy and a firefighter. So... More evidence for your pipeline?

[@Snarl_Marx]

Can confirm. I was obsessed with those books. Looking back, that's probably when everyone around me asked "okay, so who's gonna tell her?"

[@redactedoktor]

@@cewla3348 Interesting reaction! You must have had a unique brain function that canceled out sexual attraction in response to coming into content with Pipeline #69420, instead of doubling up.

[@themambawarrior2290]

Fun fact about the Mulch post: If you go find the original post, the pixelart is actually animated. There's two holes in the pile, and every few seconds they glow red, because they're actually eyes.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Mmmmmmm *lip smack* Even better

[@eb924]

@@Anotherchild_lol oh eye cant belive that i read this

[@CourierCat-2]

what

[@_medicfromtf2]

@@eb924 eye am going to steal your eyes

[@LunarPurin]

Okay, so it's a british term but it comes from snobby cooks who assumed people who knew how to read already knew how to eyeball cooking measurements. It is infinitely worse than you thought

[@sapphrodite.1201]

@@jasonellis4330 "knob of butter", I would guess

[@jasonellis4330]

Actually, a knob of butter just means like... a small bit. Not a whole stick. Its not actually a measurement, its just for like greasing pans and stuff

[@sukaisage]

took me like 5 minutes to realise this wasn't about cooking eyeballs

[@NekoChanSenpai]

@@jasonellis4330 that's... That's a pat. A pat of butter.

[@qs-ii1872]

What kind of professional eyeballs it?

[@xXxXxXxAllianaxXxXxX]

Kwite has been feeding us well with his content lately.

[@AmyKoopa]

Yes

[@Devilspade]

Wdym? He uploads like once a week

[@communadog7874]

420

[@olioliravioli6619]

Yeah! I can feel the pupation coming soon ☺️

[@Wellalrightthen.]

He probably plans to Hansel and Gretel us later, but little does he know I already have plans with a guy named Hannibal Lector later this evening--he said he wanted to try out a new recipe on me. Super stoked.

[@valsonder]

kwite, your audience contains many lgbtq people and ao3 users, of course we have tumblr accounts

[@eadweard2214]

DAMN, and here I though I was being sneaky by being both

[@idiotically-everything]

I am tumblr famous for my blood donation shenanigans. It also means nothing, but hey people liked my idiocy

[@aedaniammx7559]

@@eadweard2214 You fool, you were the lowest common denominator all along

[@mldag1678]

yeah I figured a lot of us would be here lmao

[@beelieboo]

shiiiii yeah

[@salma-vl2qf]

my humor has slowly evolved into tumblr type humor and now im at the point where im making dumb but carefully thought out puns in the middle of conversation.

[@erratic_pulse_fp]

Same dude

[@KB-cc5qx]

I think devolved is the better term, because tumblr has done the same to me

[@salma-vl2qf]

@@KB-cc5qx i stand corrected

[@vbgvbg1133]

@@salma-vl2qf sit back down

[@salma-vl2qf]

@@vbgvbg1133 :0 i have been punned

[@finpin2622]

Tumblr is great bc it's mostly full of neurodivergent people talking about whatever shit their obsessed with, and/or making shitposts. I think it's the only social media site where I can regular see things being called "autistic" but in a positive way instead of derogatory. (On the note of neurodivergence: idk why the Guardians of Ga'Hoole reference made me so giddy but I FEEL it, every time I see a barn owl I'm like "SOREN!?" and its a problem)

[@pastelhotmess9299]

This is a vibe

[@uncroppedsoop]

Yeah it's basically inverse 4chan

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

And that is probably why so many other blue sites hate on us; they're all the neruotyoicals that are envious of us having fun

[@cookiecat7759]

Ikr I also love the Sonic the hedgehog Fanart so much

[@befriendedyourmomdoc2911]

@@cookiecat7759 As a Nero-longword-menoidea, Sonic is a huge thing I love :)

[@cuppajoewithjoe2148]

Yes, tumblr is a godforsaken hellhole infested with weirdos but it is also funny.

[@HUNTR11]

You could replace "tumblr" in that sentence with any other social media and it would still be correct

[@sezonaupaklu]

There a tumblr post exactly like this 100%

[@UN_BOXT]

As a tumblr user, we actually call it a Hellsite

[@cuppajoewithjoe2148]

@@UN_BOXT I'm also a tumblr user but I wanted to use the local KZbin dialect

[@UN_BOXT]

@@cuppajoewithjoe2148 oh thats neato! I like using tumblr dialect outside of tumblr to confuse people. Its like a vocabulary flashbang

[@ChrissieBear]

Knob means "rounded part that sticks out". Referring to a piece of butter as a knob comes from before butter came in rectangles. Back when it was all just lumps of butter.

[@mkscorp9152]

Ok that actually makes sense

[@HGmolotov]

@@mkscorp9152 a lot of British terminology is like that. For instance we call sidewalks pavements because in ye olden days the sidewalks were paved long before the roads were, and it made sense at the time and it still sticks today even though it makes a little less sense. Same thing with tinfoil, as it used to be made out of tin, even though nowadays it's made with aluminium

[@redwiltshire1816]

Knob is also short for nobility hence why knob hill is called knob hill

[@Aster_Risk]

@@HGmolotov People refer to laid out concrete as pavement in the U.S., so calling sidewalks pavement wouldn't be considered all that weird here.

[@ColorHeartCarlie42]

I was picturing a door knob made of butter.

[@Vendetteav]

tumblr is something I can’t explain without being put at gunpoint

[@OfficialLuni]

The way I felt this in my bones

[@sarahmorris4575]

🔫

[@labyrinthine444]

holds you at gun point

[@aceofspades5109]

🔫 explain

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

🔫

[@aliceweber9671]

I love how almost all of these tumblr posts are over 3 years old, and I'm surprised that there is no mention of the Pikachu man.

[@ariadne0w1]

or ball-shaving ads

[@handitover.]

The pikachu man and ball toner kissed on the summer solstice 🥰

[@FateofTheseus]

Pikachu man my beloved

[@doot1doo1]

i love that, while there is no algorithm so you can easily and conveniently curate your own experience and have absolutely no idea of what's happening outside of your own circle, there's a very specific list of tumblr blogs that define The Tumblr ExperienceTM

[@soyeahsauce]

Pukicho being a notable pick

[@doot1doo1]

my personal favourite is biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[@mcihel6100]

@@soyeahsauce yea, idk what tumblr would be without pukicho

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@mcihel6100 Puki is like the unofficial mascot of Tumblr. I look up to him a lot

[@holly2786]

@@doot1doo1 I love gaud, they're so cool

[@minnim506]

kwite failed to acknowledge the fact that we pirated the morbius movie, compressed it into a tiny gif file, and spread it across our lovely hellsite, tumblr.

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

I've been on tumblr for too long to know anymore if this comes off as insulting or a compliment now, but. Kwite. It's not a surprise you like tumblr. It fits your humour, like, exactly (literally the reason I subbed)

[@soyeahsauce]

It is most definitely an insult but it's also endearing

[@okuyasuniijimura]

That's the most insulting thing you could say, but I love these tumblr shitposts and his videos too, so I guess put me in the poo pile

[@clowneryyy]

omg my tumblrina heart is flourishing… the fact that most ppl still think it’s horrible and unfunny is the best because it drives most folks away. it’s like a little ecosystem of amped up zoomer humour, and most modern memes have actually been started on the Hellsite

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

*Hellsite™

[@j-motions9894]

The one about the water bottle was far too accurate, I too would fall in love, hell my heart fluttered when my friend helped adjust the glasses I was wearing for a presentation so they wouldn’t fog up and if I wasn’t black I would have looked like a damn tomato

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

Friend: says "bless you" after sneeze. Somebody apparently: MARRIAGE IT IS

[@spongemanicecone2736]

@@bastard-took-the-name-I-had nah dawg some of us just starved

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@bastard-took-the-name-I-had idk man, i feel like if a girl shoved me up against my locker and started intensley making out with me just in the hall until i'm panting like a dog probably means we're just good friends

[@j-motions9894]

@@jockeyfield1954 Always stay on your toes, they’re probably just messing with you

[@KaseyC.]

@@jockeyfield1954 I'm not a girl, but I'm still willing to be good friends with you if that's the case

[@OfficialLuni]

As a Tumblr user (derogatory), I'm so sorry to anyone who is so deep into Tumblr culture that has forgotten how to survive on any other social media app. There's no escape, so might as well enjoy the Hellsite (affectionate)

[@lynx4082]

As a pure blooded brit I'll never understand why you yanks think it's weird to say "knob of butter" Like deadass there's nothing wrong with it! You wake up, you go downstairs and you rub your knob on some soggy bread that's all there is too it ffs

[@TheYeetedMeat]

Remove downstairs

[@echothefreak9396]

😭😭

[@kalonacre]

ok but i will actually defend the term knob of butter with my life. i'm not even a brit, but it's just easy to understand. it's just like 1-2 tablespoons of butter like u don't even have to measure to get a knob of butter it's such an amazing term, i jump for joy when i see "a knob of butter " in a recipe. i love british people for giving the world that term.

[@lynx4082]

@@kalonacre Hey man it's June, you're more than welcome to talk about how you jump for joy at the thought of Knobs

[@Dalek59862]

Don't fuck bread

[@averytherockgod9822]

The biggest difference between Tumblr and Twitter is that Tumblr can actually take a joke.💀💯

[@OliverrOil]

Ehhhhh i'd say Tumblr can still be really twitter-y about jokes tbh Posts which have like 17 tags saying joke still get "omg so offensive" "omg aaa reporting" I mean most of the time sensible people just meme on them guys so at least there's more sensible people then on twitter

[@TheWandererOfDreams]

What other differences do they have?

[@soap699]

​@@TheWandererOfDreamsless child porn on tumblr

[@iEcilpse]

tumblr is honestly one of the weirdest and most interesting ecosystems and i wonder when i’ll throw myself into it

[@ariadne0w1]

no time like the present.

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Maybe I just got lucky but from my experience tumblr is probably the least toxic media site. Part of it comes from the fact that like 99% of its users are lgbt so you don't encounter the violent transphobia you may see on other sites like twitter or KZbin.

[@ThreeBeeHDb]

I thought it was because 99% of toxic people moved to Twitter when they banned NSFW content.

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@ThreeBeeHDb they dont even do a good job of banning the porn bots. They just banned "Female presenting nipples"

[@videofreak6454]

They’re equally as bad if you dig far enough down

[@BlazingSun01]

which is very funny considering tumblr is one of the few social media sites where you can send death threats and suibait people and not get banned. although people tell each other to die all the time as a joke over there

[@Nerobyrne]

@@videofreak6454 so they are way better because on Twitter you don't have to dig at all

[@lord8thxx856]

fun fact, you can go into the backrooms of walmart whenever you want, theres nothing stopping you, and the employees just assume youre either off hours, or going for an interview.

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Are the backrooms where Walmart keeps their walls?

[@lord8thxx856]

@@stopreadingthisusername9528 go back there and find out

[@Ecofriendlyant]

You know what I won't lie, these videos actually help me out like so fucking much have a great day everyone

[@peckneckanimations]

You too Random dude

[@cocoacatto]

hope you have a nice day too dude

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

I hope you have a great day too 🌞

[@uncroppedsoop]

Thanks man, you too

[@morningrose1512]

my only issue with the owl post is after reading all the guardians of ga'hoole books (and a lot by the same author) I got obsessed with owls, specifically barn owls, and I know that that owl is a girl which only makes it funnier because "hah, lesbian owl"

[@zleepyissheep4219]

I am an avid tumblr user and he is right to compare us to a sewer

[@charityquill4965]

If there is any consolation prize to being a Tumblr user, it's probably that we don't have a lot of users that flaunt their follower numbers. We don't care, cuz we all know it's mostly bots lol

[@the-white-eye]

as someone who recently re-migrated to tumblr, its somehow the most "enjoyable" social media now, but it is because every other one got worse so much faster that it did. That and the fact that its nearly unmonetizable made it less of a for profit hellscape

[@idiotically-everything]

Tipping is a thing now, but no-one uses it

[@clyne8835]

I use tumblr on a daily basis and I love how disconnected it is from everywhere else. Nobody on reddit knows about the mousegirl. Nobody is talking about my good friend johnathan harker. Do people even know about the morbius gif

[@leoyakafudy]

my biggest question is do they know about the grain silo..

[@AliceAXP]

4:16 as an lgbt member myself who is always scared to have music outside my headphones became all I listen to is rock covers of anime themes, jazz swing, and old pirate folk music, I can agree with this statement

[@Kwiteee]

Heyo! this video was originally sponsored by Established Titles, but because of some revelations about the company, ive axed the segment. If any oh y'all used my link to buy from established titles, please send your receipt to [e-mail] and ill try to pay you your money back thru paypal or smth. my b

[@Chicken4War]

ok

[@dragonlover1476]

Oh so that's my the chapters were screwed up.

[@TheWandererOfDreams]

I'm bored so wanna hear about my E X T E N D E D Omegaverse?

[@ergonomichomosexual]

wsp

[@chiachimariachi4682]

Guys I think we learned some valuable lessons today. You really shouldn’t trust everything you read on the internet. However, if a story or post is funny enough, you can throw this advice out the 3rd story window and have a good ol laugh with your friends

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

As a current tumblr user, i find it funny that so many of these great jokes are being reposted to other sites, as if we are a long dead civilization. It’d really just like they waltzed into our home, picked up a vase and went, “Oh what a great joke! Too bad the people that made it died long ago :( .“ As we stare at them from the kitchen table.

[@olympiadeverre]

Knowing Kwite read Guardians of Ga’Hoole is such a great little tidbit of knowledge. Seeing others who read it in the wild, internet or otherwise, always makes me happy because I was the lone owl nerd in a SEA of Warriors fans.

[@mayanadel6755]

Wow, I literally just randomly remembered both of those series earlier today 😅

[@Maribro4]

Same. Ga’Hoole fans seem so few and far between.

[@JoyfulOrb]

I'm waving from Watership Down, we only got one book for thirty years, so we read it OVER and OVER! Hardcore traumatized rabbits.

[@annaseo2236]

I was literally obsessed with both series as a kid 😅

[@eridanampora3024]

As an avid Tumblr user this video is extremely accurate

[@liysandyk]

pfp checks out

[@RusistyoSPN]

Same, and I agree.

[@justmuffin3258]

"make sure you don't get hit by a moving tank. I dont think you would appreciate that. " -Sun Tzu

[@yazidefirenze]

"Switching to your melee is faster than reloading your pistol." - Sun Tzu

[@VeryMossyBones]

Ive seen the “man want his appy slices” post on tumblr itself. Love that man that want his appy slices

[@jakobtehwookiee9564]

Even though I'm not on Tumblr one of my favorite "creators" is pukicho. He makes amazingly funny comments and just makes me laugh every time I see one of his posts

[@sophiebaker3907]

I'm British and I usually call the block of butter a block or sometimes a stick, but if you cut a small piece off then it's a knob of butter. Like you would add a knob of butter to a frying pan before adding whatever you're gonna fry, not the entire block.

[@ariadne0w1]

in the US that would be a pat of butter. Also, US sticks of butter are 8 tablespoons each - correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I've seen on GBBS your butter comes in much larger quantities, which better suit the term block.

[@UnkleSanik]

As an actor, can confirm, all of us have both a gay and a serial killer side, not just the big guys, literally everyone. And that's why Chris Pratt acting is only meh

[@yazidefirenze]

Because he has neither

[@renroberts1045]

funny thing, you dont have to make a whole new account to make another blog on Tumblr. you can have multiple blogs under one email.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

You describing how you like Tumblr but refusing to use it and only seeing it from other websites like an archeologist dug it up and got it to a museum to present is also a perfect description of my relationship with TikTok.

[@ravendraws]

This is random as hell but is it just me or does Kwite _sound_ attractive

[@FatalSTNG.]

AYOOO 🌚

[@Some-Bird-Bish]

it’s not just u😔

[@mysoulisanabyss814]

get help 👩‍💻

[@thornarts]

because his voice the only way you can perceive him

[@ravendraws]

@@mysoulisanabyss814 my daddy issues are showing aren't they-?

[@kris8606]

tumblr is currently one of the most bearable social medias at the moment /gen everyone has moved from tumblr to twitter and tiktok there is still weirdos but the tumblr funny people circle (gaude, puki, snom,) they’re all great

[@mayanadel6755]

Don't forget P.M.Seymour

[@fanimaedraws2832]

also haikubot gained sentience for a bit on april fools so that was fun

[@gontagokuhara5262]

Tumblr is a super chill. I only use it to look at fanart and fanfiction and I haven’t ran into too many problems.

[@yazidefirenze]

@@mayanadel6755 Gotta love Seymour and his Tumblr Posts.

[@cloudgheist]

i started spazzing after you said "guardians of ga'hoole" because to this day absolutely no one that i have met has read that series, i'm fucking reeling rn thank you. like it took a second for me to register those words and then i flinched so hard once i did.

[@Mouldypeanut]

So, as a qualified Brit (no, I don’t know what makes me qualified), I can say with certainty we don’t say a knob of butter. So, if not us, who in the mother loving Christ is calling it a brick?

[@Mouldypeanut]

No, I didn’t lose my train of thought and bumble it at the end, why do you ask?

[@peckneckanimations]

@@Mouldypeanut what are you on- I want some-

[@mika-san8879]

Well, here in France, we just call it "butter"... Or a "block of butter" maybe... But we almost always call it just "butter", because whether it's a block, a brick or a stick, it's still butter in the end, so...

[@yazidefirenze]

@@Mouldypeanut In Australia, we call it a "Thing" of Butter

[@whotooed]

As a different qualified Brit, yes we do call it a knob of butter.

[@Almost_Mid]

(3:14) I’ll have you know that that is in fact music

[@Drag0nmaster]

Fr!

[@georgiedtv3742]

Fr

[@gonewitht]

Wait, you’re telling me I can listen to Will Wood and The Orion Experience *without* being gay? That’s a win win!

[@cee_ves]

4:21 ah, finally. Someone who appreciates stickbugs 7th symphony

[@therobloxiangang3218]

respect stick bug's battle theme

[@blitzboy2934]

“My experience with active combat starts at black ops 1 and ends at battle field 4” oh my god that absolutely killed me man. 7:12

[@cryptidcanid]

as an avid tumblr user i can confirm that the site is hell on earth but in the good way. it has deep lore that most outside users will never understand, such as horse plinko, live slug reaction, get drinked, etc. i fucking love tumblr and i dont think any website could top it.

[@KaitoGillscale]

The nice thing about tumblr is that you start out by literally finding people you like and following them…and the more you interact and see what they’re reblogging and follow THEM too. You get to the point where you just open the dashboard every day and doom scroll for a few hours, and everyone’s doom scroll is different based on what they follow.

[@armageddongirl612]

5:00 ah yes viewing a twitter screenshot posted through tumblr that was reposted on reddit on a youtube channel. truly the circlejerkiest circlejerk of all circlejerks

[@ffsleon]

4:28 i'm pretty sure a "knob of butter" refers to a slice of butter taken from the stick

[@RiverLaozu]

I keep getting hit with the fuckiest sponsored posts on Tumblr and can't decide If I hate it or if surprise shitposts are the highlight of my day

[@babywitches1750]

After what happened today with the supreme court I've been in a state of disassociation and anger. This has been the only thing today that has made me smile so thank you. Tumblr is a great garbage hole but it's my great garbage hole

[@nvtmegg9618]

tumblr is where I find the weirdest shit that’s weirdly specific and ifucking love it

[@kashiichan]

I've had to make a specific folder on my phone for funny tumblr stuff because it literally doesn't fit in any other category

[@capansonyaiii]

No don't let everyone know tumblr isnt a terrible place anymore- the twitter fiends will come back!

[@vxicepickxv]

I'm still having a debate over the worst social media site. Tumblr is dead last. Right now I'm 50/50 on Facebook or Twitter. I'm not counting the far right cult sites because that's a different argument.

[@capansonyaiii]

@@vxicepickxv fair- just dont tell them.

[@iamrusty-6752]

He can display as much emotion as grommet with the eyebrows

[@tabboty]

Tumblr is genuinely like watching your friend talk while drunk but it's not your friend, it's everyone all day at all times. If I have a dumb idea I just open Tumblr and share it like it's a revelation

[@minetieplays2092]

tumblr is where all the stuff that's considered too normal for reddit gets filtered off to

[@peachyfox2782]

2:27 “Not to say that I’d ever done any drugs” right after that line I get an ad warning about drugs

[@a.r.tivadar]

The posts from tumblr that get shared around other sites are the cherry-picked best ones, and usually a few years old. Actually being on tumblr is either boring or infuriating.

[@cytochrome.]

i dunno, your feed must suck. i have fun

[@ariadne0w1]

yeah, sounds like you need to do a better job of curating your feed.

[@caramel9154]

yeah you need to find better people to follow mate, hence why your feed is kinda sucky like at minimum usually there's news of some innocent blog saying 'i wanna get dicked down again'

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

4:15 Sure but the subtitles agree with us

[@Dadallas805]

Whu?

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

@@Dadallas805 Yes.

[@retropineapple9670]

"If I had a fursona,not that I'd ever have one..." Is funny because not only is it something a closeted furry would say,but Kwite held a contest to design him a fursona

[@IAm-No1]

4:46 I have the guardians of ga’hoole series sitting on a bookshelf right next to me. It’s so rare that I actually get someone that’s ever read them and it’s my favourite series. :)

[@Angelica-is3en]

FINALLY more tumblr content. nothing but the shittest quality posts from MY hellsite

[@Shottinf]

God tumblr is great

[@snesguy9176]

I didn't even realize Tumblr still existed. I never hear about it anymore 🤔

[@DeathnoteBB]

6:20 Haha, Tumblr isn’t Reddit. You don’t need to make a throwaway account, you can change your username. It does however break every link going to your account or posts iirc, though. But if you don’t have any of those you’re good. However, we do in fact have a hivemind.

[@crowhub619]

As a Destiny player "Crayon Chewer" is a common insult I use kwite

[@ShawndaPrawn]

You got something against Titans, ‘ey? Who held the line at Twilight Gap?!

[@tomatostarz]

i love being knee-deep in tumblr lore but not too deep to explore more of its lore,, such a homey place !!

[@Shottinf]

I love tumblr history just because, it’s so weird. I still can’t get over the amputated toe pendant

[@prinzessinderverurteilung5553]

Knee-deep atp 😔

[@waboperzwabekfast115]

@@prinzessinderverurteilung5553 buster don't mention good music

[@fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196]

@@Shottinf or the weed smoking girlfriends, tramp stamps, or shoelaces

[@prinzessinderverurteilung5553]

@@waboperzwabekfast115 Lmaoo sorry, I just had to make a reference real quick 😔💀

[@nikeReincarnation]

9:45 Of course mate that's Tumblr for you, we aren't there to fight like every Twitter users ever

[@kashiichan]

We love to fight (playful)

[@ShyShy_999]

This video honestly makes me wish for a Kwite and StrangeAeons collab, despite the 0% of it happening. I just want the sentient bisexual hoodie to be forced to listen to a chaotic lesbian's personal experiences and history about Tumblr and Tumblr culture. I think it would be a feat in anthropological science.

[@justkassidi8183]

i have a tortoise that is roughly 40-50 years old and boy does he love his appy slices

[@strawberrysyren]

as someone who uses tumblr way too much I can confirm that there are certain posts that are like relics. the best place to find them is world heritage posts or heritage posts. seeing one naturally appear on ur dash is like seeing kim k in a Walmart. this does include the very obviously fake ones.

[@Thomas_Winters]

The only issue with tumblr is that _everyone_ thinks they’ll be the next hit comment. They try to hard.

[@kashiichan]

Yeah, no, we actively try to avoid having a top post. That's kind of the point of using tumblr vs something else

[@samjennings6998]

as an OG tumblr gal like its the only website that i've never deleted at some point, im fine with everyone staying away, y'all dont deserve us the hellsite is amazing

[@lywhta5148]

dude youtube has not been sending me notifications for your videos i just thought you were dead?? happy to get one today and see i have some content to catch up on 👀

[@CryptP]

I swear a "knob" of butter is closer to a tablespoon than a full stick of butter

[@zeromolotov3673]

honestly i love the hell hole tumblr is, it almost feels like home 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@exi_m7074]

Tumblr might be filled with weird people (and people with ADHD), but they’re still funny.

[@rejecthumanityreturntocrab6521]

no that is exactly why it is funny

[@astrobabeyyy]

as a tumblr user, i can confirm that tumblr is funny

[@skobbejak4627]

4:39 thought he said in " what uterus". Biology got me fucked up

[@pag6203]

6:09 i am the shadow, the true self...

[@ExpandDong420]

I am thou, thou art I

[@Commandercolt44]

The sheer vastness of the vault you pull your references from never ceases to amaze me

[@Kwiteee]

Consequence of being terminally online

[@Commandercolt44]

@@Kwiteee now that’s a statement I can get behind

[@demonkiller7376]

Tumblr: hell incarnate yet a fun sweet place. The third blue social media Facebook: Boomer's grave where Karens go and spill shit about everyone so much your day gets ruined. More used than Tumblr Twitter: anything BUT a social media. Whoever uses it makes fun of Tumblr for being innocent Bruh 😭

[@robopope7584]

Gotta say, getting pounded at gay bars is WAY more enjoyable than at straight bars.

[@lunavz8433]

Tumblr posts can be therapuetic and traumatic at the same time

[@emraldanimations4689]

I got bored of doom scrolling my Tumblr, so I hopped over to KZbin to watch a guy react to Reddit posts that are screenshots of Tumblr posts, one of which was just a Twitter screenshot that was posted to Tumblr. I love the internet

[@jennyneon]

I kind of feel like Tumblr was Instagram before Instagram was known around the world.

[@t.dominey4150]

I've literally never heard someone call it a knob of butter. We call it a block of butter

[@MRcool-qt9rk]

"I SENSE FORESKIN TO MY LEFT AND IMA SLURP IT LIKE SPAGHETTI" -Master oogway

[@anglersimp1216]

When Kwite said ‘now whenever I see a barn owl’ it cut off and I got an ad

[@TheFleshRots]

To every kwite fan ever. Im a time traveler, and i need to warn you: Kwite isnt doing well. "Adress unknown, not even a trace of you."

[@bartek1887V]

bro

[@sonder5860]

the guardians of gahoole reference unlocked a hidden core memory so thank you

[@reagansido5823]

2:30 "you forget about one of your five primary senses" walking is a sense?

[@WD_RatLad]

He is referring to the sense of touch.

[@sammythecryptid2721]

8:37 _* slowly looks at my tumblr account *_ dear god

[@erikaantonsson9327]

i've been on tumblr since like 2012 and honestly i wouldn't trade it for the world lmao

[@80sgaytrashgoblin]

Okay, but you really need to talk about the phenomenon of Tumblr Blaze posts in particular. The base premise is that someone pays Tumblr real actual money to make their post an ad on the site. And this isn't a Facebook ad, you have no control about who sees your sponsered post, it's shown to users at random. Comedy gold.

[@DE23]

10:06 Ok this gives off extreme lesbian energy and I do t know why

[@gahyeonsgf2685]

I remember when twitter was bought by elon, tumblr users band together to be as cringe as possible to stop the twitter users from going there. good times