People Order Pizza and I Deliver Torment - Cooking Simulator - Pizza

[@theonlytnargmatt]

Could you imagine the gastric terror you would feel if you were at a restaurant and from the kitchen you heard "nummy nummy num".

[@JustaLilEepy]

yes, and only yes.

[@perodactyl490]

Oh boy I can't wait for 75 pounds of cheese, nonsensical sauce, and meat of the highest tier.

[@Dandysdawgpebble]

mmmmmmmmmmmmcat

[@The-Anomalous]

Imma laugh

[@jennychoajc]

@@Dandysdawgpebble mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdog

[@klbm9999]

The ending was probably the starting for raft

[@kpilotti72]

JCU (Josh Cinematic Universe)

[@byxclu5525]

Perfect advertising.

[@tomfieldsend96]

@@kpilotti72 JCU (Josh Chaotic Universe)

[@centri_3]

UCJ (Unicorn Corn Josh)

[@pamelaevangelista434]

HONESTLY!!!

[@SpammingY]

18:47 I mean it's probably for the best that the guy got an empty plate where he could imagine a delicious pizza instead of your marshmallow tornado nightmare

[@Ilikealmosteverything.]

Ooh cool avatar untitled goose game 😢🪿

[@anadnan1699]

"The pizza was burnt" "The sauce was burnt" "The cheese was burnt" "And the time was apparently burnt" 😂

[@LucyandTigger-es4qh]

Thyme an ingredient they wanted on the pizza

[@yourusual_stalkerNOTINTHATWAY]

@@LucyandTigger-es4qhtime

[@IAteAnAK47]

@vanzkingsley3379and tiktok glass

[@Filtutix]

The burnt was burnt

[@TheJarDude412]

josh put the fabric of time on the pizza

[@nicksm2976]

Attendant: Hello, what pizza would you like to order? Me: Meat fortress and parsley tornado.

[@tomspiegel5322]

Customer: Why is your cheese specialty called, "Is There A Limit?"

[@doughboywhine]

Would that be separate, or together?

[@Chirp9051]

Meat Fortress 2

[@GoatMilkCookie]

@@Chirp9051 pyro made all the dishes

[@Chirp9051]

@@GoatMilkCookie yes

[@UselessTiefling]

“where we definitely don’t keep bodies” “Oh! We don’t keep bodies!” the way he has suprised

[@pupture9328]

1:13 they put fried eggs in a freezer not eggs fried eggs

[@mallory2897]

Nice profil pic! (I think it could be the kind of things that Nico could say)

[@cutsite3197]

Technically the meat produce in the freezer are dead bodys

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Like any good serial killer would keep a body at the top of their freezer -_-

[@losers192]

Plot twist the vegetables are made of bodies the meat is made of vegetables

[@Maouww]

Josh: "What's for dinner, honey?" Wife: "I haven't decided yet." Josh: "Oh. Howabout I make pizzas tonig-" Wife: "NO."

[@Sednas]

_Famous last words_

[@ryuujin582]

I like to imagine that she will answer casually cause she has the same sanity as Josh

[@jwoey]

@TheDarkImplayer Josh: How much parsley do you want? Wife: Is there a limit?

[@richardsnape1630]

A bit of a stretch thinking Josh will have a wife lol.

[@b.k.9797]

@@richardsnape1630 GrayStillPlays has a wife.

[@corvinredacted]

"I will not apologize for my art." I didn't realize Josh had such major Caaaaarl from Llamas in Hats vibes until this moment.

[@edgecrystal7533]

Joooooosh that kills people

[@brodychurchman2793]

"Josh that kills people."

[@syrathdouglas1244]

I mean, he may be a psychopath, and he most certainly has a long history of (virtual) violence

[@airy214]

@@brodychurchman2793 oh really i had no idea

[@bishielurfer]

He's definitely seen it, as he's made references in other videos (one I specifically remember is in one of the planet zoo videos he says "graaace, that kills people!")

[@ninjastar3238]

Josh: makes tornado with parsley Me: has Satisfactory flashbacks

[@dakotayocom7764]

How do you not have 5k likes on this comment!? So legit lol.

[@SnailBot]

Also bearnado flashback

[@neooblisk0084]

@@SnailBot the ptsd

[@sanuelkessler8435]

me too

[@simdimdim]

That's cuz the pizza was very satisfactory :D

[@Maynick2001]

Imagine being in a pizza restaurant, looking through the window to the kitchen, and just seeing a man nonchalantly chucking bottles of booze against every single wall.

[@Windows98R]

“Right, enough drugs for today”

[@ech0_thirteen]

@@Windows98R 😂

[@EbonyGanaway]

@Ezra O'Connor LOL (:

[@sadwasdead5065]

and at the end climbing out and walking on water with a tornado pizza

[@nikkijannings7575]

exactly

[@thedefenestrator2994]

“Give people not what they ask for, but what I think they want.” I would pay to visit a pizzeria which actually operated like that. Sounds like a blast.

[@nom1489]

You’ve inspired me.

[@rbxless]

Unless if the pizza boy is Josh

[@mandalortemaan7510]

"I think this pizza needs a bit of cyanide"

[@gregcourtney7717]

ma nope, glass. You wanted glass with your cyanide yes?

[@stimpack252]

Almost all Game devs Operate That way

[@PageNotFound_Error-405]

cant imagine going to a pizzaria and walking by the kitchen only to hear a man blaming his problems on a stack of parsley

[@miseryhymns]

i worked in a pizza kitchen. i think i have literally done that on hour 7 of my shift before ngl

[@TCK7890]

Chef: your the reason my wife left me Parsley:… Chef: don’t give me that face Parsley:…

[@felixyuutsu8214]

I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

[@Tommo.]

may i present to you, GrayStillPlays

[@felixyuutsu8214]

@@Tommo. oooh! I know him! Idk why I didn't think Ed of that earlier

[@dazbe0]

Wow, sauce and melt cheese physics is actually impressive

[@Geebinator]

3rd pizza was a literal lasagna

[@luna_hybird8294]

I see raw 🍕

[@MASTER_CHIEFS71]

This guy literally tests the limits of every game

[@jeremymiano1021]

Whole nother vocal of level coming from my mind

[@Sandwich_BC]

*Me making pizza irl*

[@Creaform003]

I fell like if you ever arrested Josh, he would spend 20 minutes decorating his cell in the strangest way and at the end reveal he could have gotten out the whole time only to float off into the sky.

[@dalelc43]

How do you "fell like"? What is a "fell like"?

[@auraliis]

@@dalelc43 I think he or she means "feel"

[@cindyvargas2149]

Lol

[@Zapninja365]

your profile pick scares me

[@t0mm0thy]

*laughs in confusion of the ending*

[@thelounge9845]

I just showed this video to my girlfriend. I watched it it first came out, but when I tell you, neither of us have laughed this hard in years, and the comments were just as hilarious as the video. We needed that 100%. Thank you sincerely, LGIO.

[@dirk2170]

Game: You only need a few sprigs of- Josh: *dumps in entire rainforest*

[@Grahamkracers]

true

[@nohills1070]

What you don’t dump the entire amazon rain forest when making sauce?

[@mindymcneill4111]

@@nohills1070 NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH

[@rustydusty6333]

Normal people: Would you go get some steak from the cellar please? Josh: *D U N G E ON*

[@furkanzorbey5832]

N

[@rodrigofaro9004]

💣🏴‍☠️💣

[@jakk222]

“Incredible food, the shattered plate added a unique crunch. 10/10 would recommend”

[@Kaiimei]

"The copper undertone was the perfect undercut to this fine cuisine!"

[@matthewtaylor445]

There is nothing like the texture of broken floor ceramic to add a little zest to the dish

[@yuanlinaban8458]

also the dust from the floor added a very unique and beautiful taste.

[@vizar1653]

crack crack

[@nokostunes]

my tongue bleeds red-the color of PASSION

[@ALEXTHECAMELEON]

I would animate clips from his entire cooking simulator series but make it absolutely terrifying

[@GalacticDragonsPuppeteer]

i would love an animated version of these vids

[@eoghanoriordan2818]

“Easy, ok get it out”, as the pizza pops of the plate, I couldn’t stop laughing at that point

[@shiracremeans8156]

I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

[@eoghanoriordan2818]

@@shiracremeans8156 so true

[@MaxwellKelley]

My favorite moment on Josh’s channel is when he put two pallets together in hydroneer part 2 and they flew away. I will always laugh when I see that.

[@radhair3049]

"Give the people not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want" is applicable to so many companies it hurts

[@bestwortsyt6119]

Every mom in the world

[@zy780]

I agree every government should do this

[@MementoMori7777]

Ai dungeon in a nutshell.

[@ayahuascagaming9399]

@@bestwortsyt6119 because mom knows best 😙

[@ashleybro6933]

Hurts so much

[@giacomoromano6555]

I honestly didn’t realize how quickly this could escalate

[@CodenameRune]

Welcome to the channel.

[@RonDon.]

What did u expect

[@travescotburger1857]

I’m watching ads right now, but I know this is gonna be a banger.

[@kwak1987]

Why am I not surprised

[@lisarichards7898]

Ahhh new subscribers welcome to the madness that is Josh hold on tight it's only going to get worse Elder scrolls has Sheogorath KZbin has Josh

[@menacr]

18:53 waited an hour and fourty minutes for an empty plate

[@erki_unknown9210]

“The time was apparently burnt.” *had me dying*

[@Rockethead293]

Same

[@kaizoisevil]

Squidward: *burns someone’s shake* Josh: “Amateur”

[@jack_amaa]

Same bruh

[@johnnyplayz6855]

Same

[@TheGodOfCruelty]

Easily the best sentence of the video... nearly choked to death when he said it... (on a piece of pizza of all things) shouldn't eat while watching Josh's Videos.

[@turtle_draws_stuff1470]

“Oh! We don’t keep bodies here! Well colour me surprised.” Best line

[@marxmeesterlijk]

well we do, just not human bodies. There were cows, chickens, all kinds of fish

[@DgardsGaming]

Oh theirs still bodies in their its just cut up and packaged to fool us.

[@mission_apollo]

I died laughing!!!

[@ninasnow6201]

Yes

[@SarahSpringle]

Cap. “00Flour license to MILL.”

[@TheBlueScreenYT]

“Double 0 flour, license to mill” was the best joke I’ve heard today

[@hiimapenguin]

timestamp please :>

[@aaronrubin1591]

@@hiimapenguin 1:30

[@redeyeloon4032]

υεπ

[@intdisaster]

"Oh but we're not done there, we got a dungeon. Or I guess normal people call this a cellar." - Josh, 2020

[@orindoesthingz]

Imagine going to a pizza restaurant expecting the best then you just hear... "Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out." THE fear in your body must be at the max.

[@BuddySirFella1939]

he just makes you torture

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Well, actually, I just would wait for something like "there's a lot of hecking meat", I think it worth it

[@getup95]

I would become Germany in hoi4 and sent the army to arrest him *The entire army being defeated by Time was burnt*, surrendering

[@Theabyyssalone]

Ye tho

[@jimmyg3835]

you know i thank i will try the ether pizza store

[@RennyLu]

The most impressive thing was i watched the whole ad without skipping, that's how entertaining you are

[@cannardm]

At first I thought 'he's going to go through some list the game requires him to mention to be sponsered, but he doesnt need to play the game' and then I remembered, this is josh, he will find a way to break the game.

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

𝙔 𝙚 𝙨

[@rachellewis6641]

Me too

[@altdechet5075]

I would've watched it but it's another game like raid shadow legends that plays itself lol

[@mozxz]

@@cannardm exactly, I was very close to skipping too, then i remembered who he was, and that he would never do something like that without trying his best to find some sort of glitch or the like, which he did, and it made me respect all the moore =)

[@forza-jordan]

"Can we really put water in here? ..... in the past tense, I mean" That made me spit out my drink. These videos are bloody hillarious

[@DieImbaPavianfrau]

I know, fr :D

[@calculusfalconerd]

Definitely agree! They make me laugh so hard

[@161friends]

can someone explain this to me? i dont get what it means

[@똥-k6f]

@@161friends me too

[@buffgamer101]

@@161friends It’s a quote from the video. 1:47 He was curious if he can fill the jug but accidentally broke it.

[@ninjacat2022]

I love how he just walks into the other room and there's heaps of dough and flour packets he never bothered to get rid of

[@kpilotti72]

Other gamers: "nothing less than 100 fps" Josh: "seconds per frame"

[@ampa-3612]

"I play in spf"

[@hazzabomb707]

i prefer playing in 30 seconds per frame.

[@kpilotti72]

@@hazzabomb707 “7 years ago” “hmmmm”

[@cobaltshimmons386]

LMAO 😂

[@wdgaster6280]

Lol

[@DeadHouseMouse]

I feel like he either has no idea how horrifying “but it’s Josh’s arts & crafts time now” is, or he knows EXACTLY how horrifying it it

[@tortle1055]

He totally knows how horrifying it is

[@TheLocalMothLord0.0]

It's Josh. Of course he knows 😂😅

[@Cowboybeardie]

Yes

[@Cowboybeardie]

@Jimmy Jim grammar moment:

[@brandonsutton7474]

It's not horrifying what do you people mean horrifying or his creations being a nightmare? It's a game. It's funny.

[@yourfather7399]

imagine waiting outside to order your food and hearing "and here's the freezer where we definitely don't keep bodies...oh we actually don't"

[@yourfather7399]

@Jean Louise Aubrey what

[@pamelabrewer8426]

I guess Josh is the zodiac killer.

[@pamelabrewer8426]

And also I am a boy

[@HatCat3]

U right

[@lucamedugno]

Well, in Naples it would not cause any trouble. XD

[@yackus716]

18:16 the comedic timing of the plate breaking will always get me

[@crabsupremacy]

“The freezer, where we D E F I N I T E L Y don’t keep bodies” “Oh we don’t keep bodies! Color me surprised.”

[@AsdmirFTL]

​@ShadowKing 7890 There's no need to be passive aggressive like that, you could have just skipped this comment without ever thinking about it again.

[@TaIathar]

definitely* (don't edit your post please. My post doesn't make sense if people can't see the misspelling for themselves)

[@bis9817]

@@TaIathar they did xD

[@tejayplant7069]

@@TaIatharwhy does it matter if he spelt it wrong either way u still know what he means

[@TaIathar]

@@tejayplant7069 It's not about him spelling it wrong. It's about leaving it there as an example for people who don't know how to spell things correctly. Part of the reason English is so hard to learn as a 2nd language is because of the fact that people who learned it as a primary language, spell things wrong all the time and aren't corrected. It doesn't matter that I know what he meant. It matters that someone else might see his message and think the misspelling of the word is the correct spelling and then go using it everywhere.

[@scorpiouskrimson]

The gasp of horror when he threw the pizza out by accident Also, I can't believe the parsley was solid enough to launch the pizza out when the shovel caught it

[@disgrace4230]

"We don't give them what they want, we give them what we think they want" -Josh 2020

[@jakekgfn]

Sounds like Blizzard devs

[@ChristofferHG]

Not “what we think they want” but “what we *decide* they want”

[@dappeunitsaebal133]

Apple and Samsung be like😂

[@jennidurso9102]

People: cough cough I need water Josh: I don’t care

[@eggo573]

*SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING*

[@stevenbuzinkai767]

You know a pizza is pure horror when even Josh can’t get fully exited about it. 10:16

[@chriskaprys]

Oh he fully exited alright.

[@ElectricoGamez]

*"nUmM-y Nu-MmY n-Um"*

[@julietaranero9488]

No he’s laughing so hard that he can’t even breathe

[@Partyrockscool]

“Why does everything end up looking like a nightmare?” I have wondered that since the day I accidentally stumbled upon this channel.

[@har.jasmine5494]

the pain makes my insides itch

[@lisarichards7898]

Let's Game It Out = Josh's complete and utter destruction of minds and games

[@OfficalBonniePlushStudios]

yes

[@eric3821]

@whackycast “I’d eat at your restaurant” lmao🤣🤣

[@eric3821]

@@lisarichards7898 yes yes yes!

[@ArminHaba]

imagine you're waiting over 100 minutes for your pizza, and when it's finally finished you get an empty plate

[@user-ck7yp1ry4g]

A

[@user-ck7yp1ry4g]

A

[@user-ck7yp1ry4g]

A

[@jxzdoesstuff]

Lol

[@jxzdoesstuff]

哈哈哈

[@2wodrqwoa]

Josh is the human embodiment of the "why can't you just be normal" meme

[@sphericbeats]

fIrST

[@audreyplaysnice2086]

And far behind that meme you mention: "Play a game like the programmer meant? Wait that's illegal!"

[@iraescash8022]

OOH- *AND,* the ‘RuN’ Meme...!! ~ 😅

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

And the wait this isn’t how your supposed to play the game

[@redeyeloon4032]

@@sphericbeats υεαη

[@BorisG13]

The special “pizza” destroyed me. And the way he just casually used the drawer and phone to get out and proceed to walk off on nothing with that monstrosity was just flexing his skills to ruin every game 😂

[@henryhackermanbykof]

Josh literally will do everything he wants in any game even when he's sponsered. i edited this comment because a person was correcting a spelling mistake that i made im not even gonna fix it lol

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Sponsored* with an o

[@kupocalypse2494]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee WE GOT A NERD

[@aaronjeifontanilla9265]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee weewoo weewoo, grammar teacher alert

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

Oh God call the military

[@and_the_first_last]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee Sponsered already has an o in it

[@jennifers2008]

The sound of distress he made when he accidentally threw his pizza out the window had me legit laughing so hard, he sounded so genuinely upset lol. I had to back it up and watch that part several times 😂😂

[@zohagondal1588]

Same😂😂😂

[@spacedorito9592]

*shocked Josh gasp*

[@Warfrae]

Fav part lol

[@adamqazsedc]

"I just wanna throw the shovel thingy!!"

[@jk-nj6yo]

I've laughed at every single one of his videos that I've seen he's just such a comedic person I love it

[@maja_szm]

I can relate on that ✨

[@zigrdadams9428]

Yep I've been laughing for like 30 minutes now and I've watched this twice now

[@jjay109]

@@zigrdadams9428 the cheese pizza just had me like that for a while

[@gamertardguardian1299]

He is, he is smart too. I love how he makes useless stuff In all of his videos that serve no purpose but to take up space it’s hilarious

[@ethanpriest8073]

He is the best KZbinr ever!!🤣

[@Foxii-86]

17:44 "Besides why would we wanna ruin the natural- *gasp*

[@monch6904]

“We’re out of sauce though, but i have an idea” *Law and Order intro plays*

[@personyoudontknow894]

18:03 “this isn’t my fault, it’s the Parsley’s fault!” I think we need to discuss your toxic relationship with garnishes, Josh.

[@WhackyCast]

I'd eat in your restaurant.

[@JynxzisSon]

First

[@Eternity-l7m]

If you want to die, ok

[@michac.8283]

Suicide is never the answer. Please seek help

[@blauwbeer556]

ah yes, i also want to eat a rock solid stack of plants.

[@xRosaliax]

Can't help but notice you didn't say you'd order anything.

[@Deegonbeefon]

19:19 Legends say Josh and Special Pizza are still walking to this day

[@loens19]

This man possesses a higher level of comedy than most stand-ups I know.

[@eaeaeeaeae8238]

He IS the comedy.

[@hughesmai9625]

AGREED

[@thepakistanipotato]

YES

[@1kittenme413]

I think he is just a god at comedy

[@chewsstar]

@niosonwii 'mu' is a shorter term for 'kamu', an indonesian word for 'you'. so basically you're saying to not check our own playlist ?

[@lukasmagnusson6579]

You're in Italy, having lunch by the Mediterranean sea, and the chef suddenly throws a tornado marshmallows satan pizza right at your table. That's a dream come true.

[@literallyeverything3852]

somewhere in the game world: "why the hell did i get a burnt pizza that has thousands of kilograms of cheese on it with a happy face-"

[@ProcyonDei]

Ordered a simple cheese pizza and instead got a chunk of igneous rock.

[@literallyeverything3852]

@@mushroom8446 its a roblox trend, i heard someone asking for brains earlier.

[@literallyeverything3852]

@@mushroom8446 yes.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I see they died from something. Internal bleeding, probably.

[@melmil2440]

@@mushroom8446 i think that's a bit rude

[@LushQtient340]

This is the first episode of anything I’ve ever seen where the sponsor was The first thing that made me laugh

[@vibing9264]

Why do mcdonalds when you can eat : E m p t y p l a t e

[@dislike__button]

Famous African dish.

[@jselse.]

Umm crunchy

[@dennisbrooks6779]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@agehfkhan3934]

This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..

[@captain_frozo891]

Me: I want empty plate at mcdonalds! Mom: no we have empty plate at home Empty plate at home:

[@vpr_dalton]

This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..

[@SumGum]

It’s not a normal day for us but it’s a normal day for him

[@chaoticfusion7543]

I love your icon

[@redeyeloon4032]

Ι δοντ σεε σήτας ςρονγ.

[@xxsweetassugarxx9840]

@@SumGum that’s what he said

[@Forzadistrada]

As a restaurant owner i see this some new masterpieces i should implement in my restauramt menu. Thanks for new ideas.

[@bengal4047]

But why do that when you can follow our Dear Leader's example and nerf your entire menu until it contains nothing but undercooked pufferfish, water, and lawsuits?

[@longbow6976]

Ah yes, your restauramt

[@amberleshae2948]

@@longbow6976 bruh 😂😂😂

[@36ford5w]

@@bengal4047 ah yes, i see you too, follow Our Great Dear Leader

[@noizepusher7594]

I hope you add the meat fortress to your menu!

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Ngl. If I could. I would love a kitchen, prep, and storage like that😂. It's perfect

[@tiosans2043]

Josh: Adds anything BUT actual ingredients to the food Customer: Too Dry

[@ShieTar_]

Also: Josh delivers the Pizza from Hell. Customer: It was the wrong size.

[@redeyeloon4032]

λολ

[@the_allay_4846]

josh ok i'll just put ... a million litres of water in it

[@BIuMemer]

I think Josh's nightmare is playing the game without a mess and does it perfectly

[@noahyuen7245]

Lol

[@morganwhitev8212]

Just muttering in his sleep, "No... no... No! Stop giving people what they want!"

[@name_unkn0wn]

LMAO TRUE

[@bangerz5871]

Leave just leave

[@Kaealt]

imagine almost starting a sentence with imagine oh wait

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

12:03 As someone who worked at a pizza place that served ranch on pale dough, this was a triggering moment for ptsd I didn't know I had.

[@StillaMarls]

oh gosh, did you ever try it?

[@77elite9]

Even though I like ranch with pizza that just sounds disgusting.

[@dertreffer]

"you never can have to much cheese on a pizza" josh: "hold my cheese"

[@elizabethashley42]

That gasp of horror when he yeeted the pizza out the window made me laugh so hard I sobbed.

[@jellifluff]

I was looking for this comment. I wheezed when he gasped😂

[@abdulkabir212]

same that jumped out of my chair and almost broke my laptop

[@ivancybran]

"Give the people, not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want." Oh ok, so you are approaching that pizza as EA. Cool.

[@piffy3901]

SKSKSKS

[@dingodog711]

This is so accurate tho it just watched fake gamer girls newest video it reflects this lol

[@kingofcrap4414]

Nintendo

[@madapigi1]

every the sims player can relate

[@havoc7859]

Boom electoral college

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

"Double-0 Flour, License to Mill" is the best thing I've ever heard on this channel

[@vit.budina]

Josh's restaurant is like "Order something. Don't care about what you order, you won't get it anyway."

[@samuelsherrow5706]

Whenever he makes a cooking simulator video, I put it on in the background and imagine I’m hearing him through the open kitchen door at a fine dining restaurant

[@SoapieAmbuu]

Bruh he’s the type of people that when a restaurant messed up his order he would just laugh about it lol

[@actionpotato]

Or force his way into the kitchen to show em how to make a real pizza.

[@lev7509]

He's too cool to just sit there. He will haunt their families for -Grace- generations to come.

[@Danger_N00dle]

I sure am that kind of person. Must be very sad to get mad for such a small thing in life.

[@Tempevo]

Piano

[@mellisaadler6588]

@@Tempevo keyboard?

[@CyberDuckVR]

I just wanna say this was my first let’s game it out video, I’m happy that this started my addiction to josh

[@captainpalegg2860]

That last person who just ended up with an empty plate doesn't know how lucky they are.

[@mondayssuck9046]

Yeah

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I gotta say I did not see that coming lol.

[@redeyeloon4032]

υεαη

[@kupokraft3685]

Your sponsor plugs are the only plugs I've ever loved to see because they still scream your personality through them. Love you Josh!

[@Neverskipwingday]

Josh stan but ok

[@SeenAGreatLight]

"A parsley tornado" *Horrible Satisfactory flashbacks*

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

Complete with frame rate drop.

[@foldervtolvr]

You mean “Totally worthy of being on the steam store page” land

[@ASharkNamedWaffle]

17:30 The leaning parsley tower on pizza. Also hearing an actual chock from him when he accidentally threw the pizza out the window was a first.

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

4 words that cause pure destruction and chaos “Is there a limit”

[@noneexistent6884]

Truly though good thing we are far away from him 😅😅

[@solarhatchetman6939]

He made an ad hilarious. What a legend.

[@tdsmontages8215]

Lol and…FIRST

[@mrsmile3128]

No really it actually is a sponser

[@zack2080]

@@tdsmontages8215 ok and ur first? SOO..?

[@zack2080]

@@mrsmile3128 😭

[@TXBC-yr3nh]

That man was buetiful no ider wut ur tolking abot

[@aaroncollier8973]

When you realize Anthony was the only one keeping him sane.

[@justine-3432]

i like to imagine he trapped Anthony in his dungeon and took over the channel

[@ImPhxZe]

@@justine-3432 probably what happened

[@simulatethat6099]

@@justine-3432 It's actually been Anthony playing all along and Josh keeps him trapped away and narrates what he sees going on. Anthony is trying to send us messages! RUN!

[@LuisMendoza-vw2nq]

Too close to home

[@goonin_1]

Who was Anthony anyway like a friend or what

[@baddie4345]

i love at 0:46 the cursor is just like "GIMMIE GIMMIE" whenever it hovers over a object

[@missingindy]

I like how neat and organized his kitchen looks (before the “splash of color” incident) and then all his pizzas look like it came from a retail employee that decided to use all their anger to make a pizza

[@leyriz207]

Josh is the kind of guy that doesn't need to swear to make someone laugh.

[@yukilover_Wonder]

Underrated

[@leyriz207]

@RainyEthan in short

[@yukilover_Wonder]

@@leyriz207 your reply should have atleast 10 replies

[@hi5617]

@@yukilover_Wonder Agreed

[@aresxd5769]

@@yukilover_Wonder 5

[@mr.whisper9116]

Josh: makes food literally un eatable and disgusting Customer: tOo SPiCy

[@maxverstappen3219]

Is it some kind of joke? Cause i didn't see its funny

[@unchartedraider7547]

Customer is white lmao

[@CT-7731]

Did you mean, > Radioactive?

[@aaronweeb3761]

LMFAO

[@jankekow569]

Next time you try to Say something more with 3 secounds to live after eating it.

[@ashleybriona2572]

9:43 I just realized that he is building a house and the pizza is called a beef house 😂

[@ElectricoGamez]

Oh I get it lol

[@josephdanforth4830]

My day instantly gets 1000% better when I hear: "Hey there it's Josh"

[@elisio516]

so true

[@fathurrahmanalhamizan6555]

That's how good he is

[@KingMatthewXV]

Or alright

[@that_idiot-alex8361]

He deserves the 100mil youtube reward

[@remingtonsmith734]

I can’t ruin 69 likes

[@Violinist_Crab]

just imagine sitting down at a table and immediately get a fan thrown at your face then served with some "food" with broken shards of plates.

[@CasperTheRestless]

I don't think immediately is the right word...

[@algernon9930]

As an Italian i literally had a mental breakdown while watching you prepare pizza.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Oh no! 😆 Are you okay?

[@hopeguhl8781]

I feel bad for u

[@GianniCampanale]

must be tolerant

[@axy8265]

i'm also an italian, and i absolutely need josh's restaurant to open in this country

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

@@axy8265 that would probably break a few laws there

[@ashn0317]

1:07 the devs put the food on top to cover for him.

[@Biub]

Lowkey impressed by the, I dunno what to call them, "sauce physics," when he's spreading it around with the ladle.

[@zdie_0179]

HA

[@iambecomegameend2972]

Me too. I also like how the cheese melts on the pizza. I bet normal pizzas look pretty delicious.

[@momashtilas]

Same

[@rowanisabella]

Thats what i thought lmao

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

Somebody obviously wanted to build a food melting API. To each their own, but it's very impressive.

[@dontscantheqrcode8545]

I love how Josh makes everyone laugh, good job Josh

[@mohammadamanj7370]

The sad thing is that he don’t upload to often

[@xaviermaster1]

Yeah he deserve more subs

[@tomurashigaraki4953]

GrayStillPlays and Josh would be great friends, they both love destroying the games they play.

[@don3037]

how to properly greet you in the editor is a good idea but he 6 minutes to get there so he can you send it to my home address is that a yes or a duck 😅🦆😅☺️😂🦆😅☺️😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅☺️

[@PCJesus0]

Yes

[@DKDexter999]

Surely the 'three times three times three times cooked pizza' should be called the In'n'out Pizza, 'cause it's constantly going in and out of the oven...

[@justseffstuff3308]

“The time was burnt” The customer must’ve been unhappy about him incinerating the spacetime continuum via tanking the framerate

[@redstoneshiny463]

I amost drowned now i cant stop. Laughingbfhjsuwusudyyfyr6fyfygggf

[@sidhedevil]

How did they know? Unless… their name was…. GRACE.

[@jkuhl2492]

"It's Josh's arts and crafts time now" Is that a threat?

[@ech0_thirteen]

Everything he does is a threat 😂

[@shermanpowell2223]

A threat to humanity maybe

[@mrawesomeintelligence5626]

A threat to anythings existence even higher beings if they existed

[@mrawesomeintelligence5626]

"Existed" because they died

[@alejandrosarmiento8052]

Not gonna lie, the transition to the ad was smooth af

[@ONLY1DJM]

🤔why would you lie?

[@jakeorchard1938]

@@ONLY1DJM r/woooooooosh

[@user-ru9pd6tf4s]

@@jakeorchard1938 found the redditor, also i definitely lost some respect for Josh because of the ad, i really just can't stand the classic "free mobile rpg" bs, VPNs are fine but I think it would be much better if he took sponsorships from game developers instead, that leaves a much better impression than something like in this video.

[@Chris-6ul]

When is the new satisfactory video coming

[@nyx7970]

​@@user-ru9pd6tf4s ​ That sponsorship was literally from game developers. If you don't care about the game that's sponsoring him then just... don't download it? I also dislike that kind of game but just let the man do what he wants.

[@mannehaggarde2604]

ive watched this video about 7 times and i still cant get enough of this

[@AllExistence]

*"And even time, apparently, was also burnt"*

[@Han_Niche]

If only weight would do the same

[@michellelewis720]

Same for my soul

[@mjk5598]

@@michellelewis720 dont do that im crying stop

[@michellelewis720]

@@mjk5598 r.i.p

[@noizepusher7594]

Jokes aside, “Timeburner” sounds like an awesome name for a video game

[@antonioeduardo4889]

The only guy i dont skip when talking about his sponsor

[@REMINISC3NT116]

Facts

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

ALSO he actually opens/plays the sponsored app which i what i love.

[@polynomy8511]

Yeah,actually.

[@scoob4636]

advert nerd

[@astragamerx6203]

@@scoob4636 stfu

[@moorddroomke]

I literally died when the pizza jumped off the plate and Josh served just that plate

[@SanguiniCore]

Just your comment before i watched the video make me laugh...

[@mikaelhakali4980]

RIP

[@leonxl4603]

Same!

[@didyouknow55]

Imagine going to a pizzeria and just seeing Josh cooking the pizza and hear endless amounts of grass breaking

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

I love the sound of *GRASS* breaking.

[@HaveAPlay77]

@@gameswithpeachcord7498 did you know grass can scream? 😀

[@lukegavin124]

"Can I put water in this?" *crash* "In the past-tense I mean"

[@justamanofculture12]

@niosonwii jokes on you

[@judyleonard4103]

Lol

[@samuellasky7771]

"double 0 flour, licensed to mill" caught me completely off guard since you never make puns

[@jerryzzz1114]

I like ur profile pic :3

[@samuellasky7771]

@@jerryzzz1114 thank you, I specifically chose it to invoke a sense of cringe

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@samuellasky7771 well, it works

[@noaccount4526]

@@samuellasky7771 It does actually

[@devilmaycare42]

I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute pieces of art... just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.