People Order Food, I Deliver Oblivion - Cooking Simulator

[@LetsGameItOut]

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[@maxwang2562]

Hey

[@vaiplush6000]

Baggget

[@SherabJatsho99]

First?

[@foorfam]

Poggers

[@fuchsiawool3539]

That's such a good Sponsor!

[@jaysee_6292]

11:53 Gotta appreciate the small attention to detail where he actually made his voice sound like he had the container actually on his head.

[@runhuama1999]

What if he actually had a container on his head irl

[@thetzinaung420]

Considering it's Josh we're watching here, I think he actually did that in IRL to record that voice.

[@chffguy]

He probably put a container on his head for that recording lol

[@iuhnowisco]

Billy West would be proud

[@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510]

@@runhuama1999 work smart, not hard

[@PaxtheDreamer]

Genuinely impressed with the muffled voice effect when Josh puts the processor on his head. Just further proof that he puts in a lot of effort for his vids

[@Lolipopgi]

I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED THIS TOO!!

[@ginger_nosoul]

Effect? I guarentee he was just playing with a bucket on his head 🤣😜

[@arwen-_-E.M.P.]

You are correct. The amount of time he puts into his Videos is incredible!

[@ToastedMarauder]

One more like and you will have 666 likes

[@dinosaurno5]

This was HILARIOUS to me 🤣

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

Imagine being a restaurant owner and then hearing the chef say: *"let's get the kitchen preped"* followed by *"ON ON ON ON ON ON"*

[@skymaster1996]

Student: what temperature on the oven? Josh: ON

[@CoachJEFF_CG]

As someone who works in a kitchen... this is what the opener does.

[@isaackellogg3493]

For the French translation , “HON HON HON HON HON HON.”

[@dhalterman]

Imagine being the health and safety inspector and hearing the chef say that.

[@pandarou_pd]

No need to imagine

[@thebaddexample]

Cooking Simulator: is a weird game to mess around in Josh: *adds lore*

[@TylerTMG]

*_matpat insane noises_*

[@Frostbyte_Ace-XD]

​@@TylerTMG*_Science Blaster starts playing_*

[@sthupdthoughts]

shezens with salt

[@TylerTMG]

@@Frostbyte_Ace-XD *intense food theory theme crossover*

[@Frostbyte_Ace-XD]

@@TylerTMG "HELLO INTERNET AND WELCOME TO THE CROSSOVER YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, GAME AND FOOD THEORY!" *More intense science blaster theme noises + Matpat theorising.*

[@ajrbrown]

This man can make literally any game 100000% better

[@zephron28]

No sure he could do that with New World...

[@甘いお茶漬け]

Imagine this in real life

[@paingyny_gaming1410]

@@甘いお茶漬け 🤣🤣🤣

[@UltimateGamer34]

cause he always wonders if theres a limit

[@Goldskull_Mystic]

I totally agree

[@blakksheep736]

I love that he's building some sort of cinematic universe. We all know that the lady voice-over is Grace.

[@trex0004]

"Who's tormenting who now, GameItOut"

[@TheThingattheEndoftheBook]

Oh my gosh, yes! I can't believe I didn't think of that.

[@mrmythman5001]

This is revenge

[@thenerdlet3171]

im here for lore

[@izzyhope58]

That's amazing. I didn't think of that

[@yukaoko]

The dedication for changing his voice to be a little muffled while he had the blender over his head is impressive.

[@copperboltwire320]

Simple to do actually, but such a great detail.

[@hitlord]

The kind of bit that ends up making more people sub, being completely fair. Commitment to the craft is always a good thing.

[@MrVassago89]

Its the small things not everyone notices that makes a difference.

[@DoomIIMaster]

i heard that part and thought, he went the extra mile.

[@REMINISC3NT116]

I had to watch it a second time it was so good

[@celineee1158]

"After all, the floor’s just a big cutting board" -Josh, Let’s Game It Out

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

"If you die in the kitchen, you die in real life" is going on a wall decoration in a certain room of MY house...

[@dr.bright6272]

​@@neophobicnyctophile8264put it in your bathroom to confuse people

[@Bug_with_a_Z]

His name is “ josh L. Gameitout

[@garrapato2454]

I like how he can turn any game into a high effort comedy movie about him doing war crimes, I really like your videos in cooking simulator (and any game) :D

[@Gulongers]

Banana war crime

[@Arvl.]

He does war crimes in every video

[@BurningIce924]

You had me at war crimes

[@TanTan-hr7uq]

😂😂

[@danialhariz619]

I think Grace is the voice

[@prosperouspotato6181]

"After all, the floor is just a big cutting board." - Gordon Ramsay, probably

[@ndawesome1]

Only if he's sarcastically berating a restaurant owner on his poor sanitation practices...

[@smileysatanson3404]

you mean Sir Gordon Oliver Harriot my good dude

[@JoyZoneYT]

Should we send that video to Gordon? 🤣

[@cochineal-6001]

lol

[@Watch_over_us]

-Ramsay Bolton, probably

[@CarassiusAu]

So glad he hasn’t stopped this series yet. Dude is literally born to play this game

[@mek101whatif7]

* cries in planet zoo *

[@ChaosShroo]

YESSSS

[@8_BitMan]

*Cries in citric hell

[@cockgaming3215]

And it's not stopping either. The nuke shelter at the end is literally the newest dlc this game has. He probably wouldn't have it just cause.

[@dexterdouglas]

Anyone else miss Johnny Hot Body?

[@mr.gearworks9339]

Computer: don’t do anything to compromise my presence Josh: *immediately sprays with fire extinguisher*

[@LVX-3]

Computer: You should've gone for the- Josh: *keeps spraying

[@JaneXemylixa]

Vital testing apparatus destroyed

[@lastnamefirstname6700]

How does he turn every game into like a whole story, this is the Josh cinematic universe

[@jscordoba3]

Thanos "I am inevitable" Josh "Hey it's Josh" Thanos *confused and covered in honey and beer*

[@jctef.8807]

And it is perfekt

[@甘いお茶漬け]

Lol

[@Smothtiger]

If a truthful answer, Josh used to go at a film school and worked for some time as a continuity supervisor for some films. In other words, Josh is not sane. kek

[@autobotCRSHR]

Can't wait for Game/Film/Food Theory try piecing this together

[@blazethegame]

Man, gotta love when josh publicly shares his psychopathic escapades.

[@electroid4]

Welcome to the human race

[@meneer_kianmolenaar5506]

Me 2

[@thatguy5699]

@@electroid4 lol that is very true, I'm gonna like your comment now

[@i_is_good1740]

That’s what I’m here for

[@t0aster_b4th]

Given what is shared, I'm concerned about what isn't, lol.

[@gino14]

On today's episode of the Lets Game it Out Universe, Josh gains a new AI assistant, the Generally Repurposable Assistant Computer Entity, or GRACE for short.

[@emilydiekemper3161]

Genius 👌

[@moudura2448]

@@emilydiekemper3161 no no no, Evil Genius 2

[@adamqazsedc]

Josh has to see this 😂

[@casuallycausingarson]

totally not a repurposed genetic lifeform and disc operating system

[@hanbigim]

yep

[@tigerheart89]

Idk why I burst out laughing when he hit the corner of the counter with the egg bucket. Just the lost frame rate with hundreds of egg cracking sounds. 😂

[@R4vnfthr10]

the "AhHhHh nOoOOOoooo"

[@florians9949]

I love how he was genuently surprised that the last dish actually looked edible.

[@daffers2345]

"With grill lines an' everything!" was what got me XD

[@mozxz]

it was the one thing he has ever made in that kitchen that actually looked good....... and with the least amount of effort, I was seriously surprised about his "potato salat" how it got cleared and well received, I suspect shenanigans

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@mozxz it was a bowl of rotten mayo with raw potatoes, so gross.

[@Xen_the_legend]

@@mozxz Idk if I'm missing a joke here but there was a cut in between. My guess is he made a legit potato salad afterwards just for the scores.

[@GirlInATesttube]

@@Xen_the_legend NAH you guys don't know how games work. Sometimes they give you the weirdest results. I don't think Josh would screw with the results like that.

His personality is more entertaining than the game itself

[@甘いお茶漬け]

Mkay

[@TacoSniper666]

@@甘いお茶漬け Ok

[@watermocules7735]

Imagine purchasing a channel

[@MonkeyKingXiaoMin]

how he says stuff is funnier than how he does stuff

[@bepeplia5086]

Wow bot channel

[@Ultimate_Kars]

*“Oh wow they weren’t kidding about not putting stuff in the microwave”* Famous last words

[@theamazingblop]

@cnmmd qiuoo that's a same comment from someone

[@AntheanCeilliers]

A completely underrated joke from this is the virtual assistant calling Josh, "Joshua L. Game It Out". The voice actor for her is absolutely amazing too.

[@ARCH3RSEVEN]

Anybody thinking that L meant loser instead of let’s?

[@ZombieSazza]

“A floor is just a big cutting board” Such inspiring words

[@甘いお茶漬け]

Yep correct

[@blakegunner5841]

Something Inspirobot would say

[@sheicode3748]

Philosophic words of a serial killer

[@frost598]

LOL he finally cooked something that looked incredibly good, and geta scored 0, fantastic

[@blakksheep736]

Better than the usual -99 lol.

[@lightningfasteditz]

ごおっっおおっ！😍

[@killjoy7346]

And the sundried potato salad got best score🤣

[@nostravoluntasunitas]

He’s gonna go VR lol 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@CatLemur-d1v]

Actually I think the score was -16

[@ChefJackOvens]

Seriously, your content is top tier! I can’t get enough. 😂

[@loopymomy2532]

Yeah but he takes forever to upload tho

[@badatmathhh]

@@loopymomy2532 a small price to pay for quality content

[@loopymomy2532]

@@badatmathhh true. I love his content. I always come back to check on him.

[@cyborg9951]

Exactly

[@play_sports_and_read_books]

I really hope your last name is actually ovens. Is it?

[@skilz8098]

"After all, the floor is just a big cutting board" - Had me rolling...

[@thatpovman]

This man is literally born to create absolute chaos in every single game he plays. And I love it.

[@MRafas-ie9zh]

> Makes an actual good-looking food Josh: Wait, that's illegal

[@Zero_Kool_Aid]

I get you man he makes terrible food

[@calicogamerpro2942]

I've seen way too many of those memes, so I'm disliking the comment

[@djoctobeat5204]

I just had a horrifyingly hilarious image of an alien watching Josh’s videos and believing that this is how humans act normally

[@MossPathway]

Yes

[@wasgehtsiedasan9971]

whait .. thats not normal ?

[@djoctobeat5204]

@@wasgehtsiedasan9971 apologies, I wish for you to educate me on human customs-not that I don’t know for I am in fact a human being who enjoys consuming sustenance and “bre-ad.” Now excuse me I must go sink into my slab of rest for the next 14 hours

[@SwineBrothers]

It isn't?

[@KaiLovesMonster]

its not normal..- anywhere but flordia

[@Blackfirethegoat]

Grace ai:”remember if you die in the game you die in real life” Josh”microwave knifes” Josh:”remember if you die in the game you die in real life” “Chad move”

[@TheFurryGamer]

Ai thinking of sao

[@MoodlyDoodly]

I love it when Josh just plays and then there is suddenly a storyline

[@universlion]

same

[@mikerules111]

This game was literally made for Josh to "MMMMmmmmmm" at outrageously horrifying and vile things he shouldn't be "MMMMmmmmmmm"-ing at. 10/10 perfect video.

[@mrgoopsrevenge]

"A radioactive mixture of eggs and maple syrup!" "mmmMmMMMmmMmmmMmMM-"

[@adamqazsedc]

1:34

[@starryagent9936]

People order from Josh’s shop. Josh: “Misery, misery, misery, that’s what you’ve chosen.”

[@daffers2345]

"You have chosen ... POORLY"

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear sta

[@rainalystre1877]

People: Decisions, decisions, all of them wrong.

[@jamesnewo8131]

I love how the whole time he's describing to you how to do what he's doing like it's a tutorial. Amazing video!

[@ZhiningAnomalie]

14:18 Josh: I would actually be horrified if somebody watched this video and was like yeah that seems like a good idea. Also Josh a sec later: AIR CUT

[@Verrisin]

Also Josh: _everything else he does_

[@matthewboire6843]

@@Verrisin yup

[@Whimsy3692]

Can you imagine if after all this, he got the job? "You're hired." "Wow, really? I was just messing around." "What a coincidence. So were we."

[@saintemperor4008]

Emotional Damage

[@PootisSpencerHeeyah]

Cooking sim devs: *add haptic suit support* Josh: *feels the pain of being burned alive*

[@0002pA]

And revels in it.

[@BorisG13]

17:45 the way he changes his voice as if he’s actually picking up the heavy bottle is a nice touch Also I just love everything from that point on 😂

[@SnakeEyesOfficial42]

“I can just Ow, cut it right into the fryer” that was hilarious

[@joshbasa259]

Ey

[@joshuaalanhicks1406]

Im just dying of laughter when the robot insulted him then he insulted the robot

[@hOgWaRtStHeEnbY]

THe bot: "I always come back."

[@synniestar]

@@turbogamer2023 probably because people have different senses of humour than you do :)

[@sirog7116]

The 'British Lady' voice was actually "Grace" this whole time .

[@sylveon3955]

I just figured out it's the person he constantly streams with, Lollipop

[@themaindragon]

why is she inside the ac unit?

[@sirog7116]

@@themaindragon I think it was too hot outside on that day .

[@liamdubalmusic]

@Kitt kitty Hopefully the ac broke and she got stuck

[@pendragon5573]

She got back at him with a nuclear bomb.

[@elitherainwing]

I like how when the AI assistant came on the mic, Josh sprays it like an angry mother with a spray bottle

[@ladybug6525]

Josh: *adds honey, which is basically liquid sugar* Josh: *adds sugar to the liquid sugar* Phew, good to know we're in the US.

[@Nevs2012gaming]

Mmmmmmmmmm sweet

[@starrdustt5623]

Honey isn't liquid sugar

[@theturnedtable2605]

@@starrdustt5623 key word “basically”

[@starrdustt5623]

@@theturnedtable2605 keyword "stfu"

[@Aura_Lucario]

Mmmm Botulism. Yum, love that poison.

[@thermospheregmd3434]

“After that, turn around, ignoring the meat tendrils,” made me laugh so hard.

[@Shywer]

Mayo FTW

[@been-teen]

True haha 🤣

[@TheSmartboy64]

I love how Josh is putting in a few extras bit of flair to his videos now. Like the all knowing voice in the kitchen. Adds to the chaos that is him playing games.

[@horrsemeat3969]

I couldn't stop laughing when he just dunked his entire head into 350F hot oil to inspect his steak like it was the most normal thing ever.

[@Caldella]

In this video: a sneak peek into how Josh's holiday cooking went.

[@alakazamlover4908]

No one would let Josh in the kitchen during the holidays

[@epistimonkapetanios]

*Christmas cooking

[@liemduongthanh8386]

@@alakazamlover4908 But would josh let them restrict his limitations? Never

[@alakazamlover4908]

@@liemduongthanh8386 I think even josh fears one thing: his mother And/or wife, I'm not sure if he's married

[@Caldella]

@@liemduongthanh8386 "Is there a limit? Let's find out."

[@RandomRebelSoldier]

I don't know why, but the way Josh says "mhmmh" in such a sarcastic tone makes me laugh every time

[@mellow_mallow]

His audible little laugh when he goes "mmmhmhm" is the best

[@JoshuaAnderson91]

there needs to be a compilation video of every MMMMH he's done

[@-Gorby-]

Lolipopgi killed it! I thought the "AI" might actually be part of the game until it called him an idiot lol

[@karinasurbakti5730]

Who is lollipopgi?

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@karinasurbakti5730 one of Josh's friends!

[@UnXpectedMe]

Yes! I knew it must be his friend but it just fit so well into the video, it had me doubting myself!

[@karinasurbakti5730]

@@SwizzleDrizzl more info about her? Like channel

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

And there it is. Josh's masterpiece. I don't see how he could ever surpass this work.

[@Someguyhere111]

Picture 1: German Potato Salad Picture 2: Green soup Customer: "They're the same picture."

Such a creative way to use VR. When he muffled the voice when he put his head inside the blender. Great!

[@Tyrandir]

I noticed that detail as well, he did a great job with this one

[@mr_pigman1013]

I love how his videos have “story” and he edits all the fine details, like when the bucket was on his head it sounded like it.

[@LukeDoesMinecraft]

As an Italian, this series gives me countless reasons to end my life at 00:00

[@celefo]

the fact that literally AMAZON ITSELF saw this guys content and went; “seems interesting, let’s give him a sponsor” is nothing short of incredible

[@Corvidae65]

Alexa's moonlighting gig is torturing Josh.

[@raingaming8]

They want Josh to break New World

[@Brejdu]

This guy loves breaking things lets sponsor him

[@ph8enix]

All they saw was the number of views per video. They sponsored a bunch of guys atm for New World...... they're desperate. But I'm happy for Josh :)

[@GutnarmEVE]

I'd rather assume that AMAZON ITSELF is really trying to get more paid views on their very diverse attempt on WoT, and more players into New World. tbh, I'd rather see a Raid: Shadow Legends ad these days.

[@Real_George_Orwell]

No one: Josh: *Literally makes a nuke in his kitchen with a few steak knives and a microwave*

[@goldencreepers0120]

I agree

[@WillisSmokestack]

Step aside Jason Bourne, it's Josh from LGIO!

[@deltathestickman5028]

and don't forget the hydrogen gas cause why not?

[@AlexJoneses]

clearly not steak knives

[@Oli..888]

The engineer

[@ScorpioHR]

I'm not sure what I'm impressed with more, this game's mechanics or Josh's ability to push it to the limits...

[@Chu-ChuTheDragon]

"A floor is just a big cutting board!" -Let'sGameItOut, 2021

[@gabby_5820]

11:54 I know I'm late, but I love the attention to detail when his voice changes when he places the container on his head. Shows how much quality comes into these videos lol

[@Tp_OverHeat]

@@turbogamer2023 you didnt have to comment, you know. if you want to discourage someone, do it without a screen in your face and go touch grass until someone says to go inside.

[@Tp_OverHeat]

@@turbogamer2023 your point is?

[@esprero]

agreed

[@Z-a-c-h-a-r-y]

@@Tp_OverHeatindeed

[@Z-a-c-h-a-r-y]

@@turbogamer2023indeed

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

"People order food I deliver oblivion" The last thing the intercom said was "Hey you you're finally awake!" *I see what you did there josh*

[@Arvl.]

I dont

[@EP-zl3gj]

@@Arvl. Skyrim

[@ElysiumCreator]

Imagine if Paradox sponsored Josh to play Stellaris, the amount of “Is there a limit” he could do in that game is insane

[@heatherrockwell9012]

And because it’s Stellaris, the answer is always “no!”

[@ElysiumCreator]

@@heatherrockwell9012 or until the lag becomes too bad, but that hasn’t stopped him before

[@arcanegamer2723]

@@heatherrockwell9012 there is a limit but the limiti is like billions and then it goes negitive

[@Skywarslord]

“Is there a limit to how many species rights we can set to extermination?”

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Limitless potential for xenophobic genocide and intergalactic war crimes.

[@thecodeman41]

Not just the fact he played the game, he also did cool effects. Perfect.

[@eventidessoul1963]

Lollipgi's voice oddly fits the disembodied AI voice. I also imagine that the reason Glados started killing humans was because she met Josh. who pretty much represented Chaos and it pissed Glados off so much that she just gave up and thought, you know what, Josh gave me so many problems, Why don't I do that with the other humans. Stupid Josh. Stupid humans.

[@Brandon-butterb1]

How did you find this out

[@xXalgarisXx]

I thought that was Loli’s voice.

[@-Gorby-]

@@Brandon-butterb1 It took me a minute to figure it out from listening, but it also says it in the description

[@sethb3090]

GlaDOS finally releases Chell because she knows that Josh is still out in the world and she can think of no greater torment for Chell than to send her to Josh and tell Josh her name is Grace.

[@pawprint1]

And all the cores were attempts at making GLaDOS forget Josh existed

[@aydensutton]

“if the kitchen isn’t 200 degrees from every appliance being on you’re not doing it right” -Josh probably

[@Ms1nf1n1ty]

I laugh every time he goes through his sponsors in the intro, cause his voice just sounds so sarcastic lol. like he's completely joking about supporting amazon

[@ameykulkarni7491]

If you like his ads watch internet historian's ads. They're gold

[@samusx2175]

Funny that the game advertised in this video is already dead.

[@cresdc8481]

@@samusx2175 omg hahahah

[@abutterynoodle9347]

@@samusx2175 it looks like a mobile game

[@TrayTerra]

“…after all, the floors just a big cutting board!” You’re not wrong 🤔

[@Lanester44]

Game NPC: “ I want steak.” Josh: gives them T bone Game NPC: “ I wanted a steak not a T bone steak.

[@Zarastro54]

It’s funny that all the complaints are of the most mild aspects of the concoctions he serves. An unbatterred deep fried steak that’s probably saturated with oil? “Hey, this isn’t the exact cut of steak I wanted!”

[@eclipsegst9419]

Anyone upset at a porterhouse t bone like that rather than what appeared to be a NY strip would be crazy. you got your ny strip and a bonus free piece of tenderloin on the other side of the bone for free.

[@shawnthompson2303]

George Costanza has entered the chat

[@leaderoftherats]

Npc is Gordon Ramsey

[@someweirdguyew9757]

​@@Zarastro54 If these sim games would acknowledge when you play like a crazy person, would that make them better or worse?

[@xerxthrock]

My favorite part is imagining josh doing all these contortions in real life with a headset on. Especially things like putting his face in the fryer. Gold.

[@anonymoususer9482]

My favorite parts of these videos are the aggressive “MMMMMMM”s as he gazes in delight at the abomination he’s just created

[@Mountain.Frost.]

MMMMMMMM

[@Rand0m._.Wer1d0]

waiter : “ Hello sir! what would you like? “ Josh : *”yeah can I get a plate of on plus on on the side and a little on on the top and a cup of on. “*

[@ZombieSazza]

“Why have you forsaken me” [NUCLEAR EXPLOSION GOES OFF] “Hey you, you’re finally awake” I feel like I just got whiplash

[@depth1576]

"Thats smells really good, or maybe its just our face melting off" Yeah, i thing thats where the steak smell comes from

[@ChrisGirard]

Cooking Simulator: let's make realistic scenarios on why there's a labor shortage in restaurant jobs.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

...creepy ai in vents?

[@myselft36yearsago]

Lore?

[@koholos]

Terible cooks who whine about having to actually make food?

[@rebeccacarpenter9194]

4:42 I love the short ✨MMM✨

[@toastbot9496]

The way you bumped into the corner and all those eggs just turned into dust took me out unexpectedly

[@octogon_five2332]

That sass from the announcer. Then Josh sassing twice as hard. I JUST CAN'T 11/10 CONTENT

[@ThePizzaDrummer]

I'm guessing the speaker system was grace finally getting revenge for all the times she has been tortured by him

[@alexeecs]

That's not even too far from the truth Have you seen his twitch streams with lolipopgi?

[@RandomThings-lk6qp]

11:06 *whispers* “I don’t like Mayo.”

[@plsbepatientihaveadhd]

mayo haters unite!!

[@Mr.axolotl426]

You are insane if you don’t like mayo you are just crazy

[@DaltonDoDo]

@@Mr.axolotl426I don’t like mayo because I will get sick even if I can’t taste it I will throw up and other stuff

[@PickleJuice0-0]

*whispers* “me neither”

[@whitefaze13]

That was pretty deep Josh. “After all, the floor is just another cutting board.”

[@manasprasunsharma8171]

One of the deepest questions in indian mythology. What is the largest container? Its is ground.

[@MJFallout]

Alles nur künftige Ruinen

[@pnied8993]

Im actually impressed that Josh knows how to make mayo. Or at least know the ingredients xD

[@skymaster1996]

Didnt he put mustard in it? 😂 Not sure about that one

[@shadowproductions969]

@@skymaster1996 it's actually in most store bought mayos.

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

@@shadowproductions969 basic mayo is just eggs, oil, and an acid like lemon juice though, and what store are you going to cause I've never seen muster in it unless that specifically mentioned on the front label

[@shadowproductions969]

@@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 can't remember the brands I've seen it in but it is used.. according to one source "Addition of mustard contributes to the taste and further stabilizes the emulsion, as mustard contains small amounts of lecithin"

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

@@shadowproductions969 this argument seams weak

[@Jorgon01]

I recognize that voice. Only one person could be that exasperated with Josh from the first word.

[@joellynncrowthers4623]

Who do you think it was

[@alexhackett9971]

It was Grace!

[@coralreefrs]

@Alex Hackett Grace is finally getting her Revenge

[@shroom4607]

Grace…

[@devminsubasinghe4155]

@@shroom4607 who's grace????

[@Kitkat-commercial]

😂😂😂😂Josh the epic comedian guy😂😂😂😂 known for using his physcopathic skills to turn a serious game into an american comedy.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen1172]

I feel like there is a Stig level of mystery surrounding Josh. "Some say he smells of elderberries, and that he has been permanently banned from every amusement park. All we know is, he's got more free time than you do"

[@TheWinjin]

Not just free time, time in general. He seems to play every game for months.

[@emilydiekemper3161]

Maybe he has a time machine?

[@goodsoup266]

@@emilydiekemper3161 Nah, he's just a bored immortal.

[@finlip_]

I love the Stig reference

[@calcutt4]

I like that Monty Python reference there

[@melissabradfield189]

I fell in love with this channel while trying to find something to sleep to but now I'm laughing so hard at these videos I can't sleep

[@qrafting]

Literally same

[@hidratadop]

same

[@gryffingone8155]

same

[@aiiiia9971]

relatable

[@Lili-pe6ub]

THAT IS EXACTLY MY STORY. I wake up to him laughing like a maniac after torturing simulated souls

[@rebuiltHK47]

I love how lolipopgi is the computer voice. and all the inside jokes. That was a great combo and transition to the new game dlc. can't wait to hear about this in stream!

[@Theoq99]

Who in their right mind could possibly hate mayo? Not a single person comes to mind...

[@alynnidalar]

I now understand why he was ranting about the glories of mayo in his last stream.

[@rebuiltHK47]

@@Theoq99 I love my Mayo when it's made of a bottle of Sunflower oil, a giant egg, lots of salt, plenty of mustard, and having sat in the sun for a few hours! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[@rebuiltHK47]

@@alynnidalar The nice, tasty, green, sun-baked mayo! So good. Yeeeaaaaasssss!

[@silverstar1178]

josh streams?

[@Wh1teNoise616]

As a master chef, I can confirm that it is much easier to cut my veggies when the knife is searing itself into my hand.

[@fuchsiawool3539]

Finally, another Cooking SIM Video!

[@imsosickoflying]

my favorite series tbh

[@KloPoon13]

@@EEEEEEEE and w- what?

[@taylorpope2341]

Same

[@taylorpope2341]

He’s my fav KZbinr

[@devyi]

No atleast there’s a new video

[@Standalor]

We all know the virtual assistant is really just Grace.

[@Heinz76Harald]

XD

[@alynnidalar]

She will have her revenge.

[@yuankyle7162]

17:33 "Stop! You cannot put metal in the microwave. The results will be catastrophic!"

[@binjimonanimations]

"Mugman once said"

[@lessevilnyarlathotep1595]

as someone who works in a kitchen, not even 3 minutes in and im already absolutely horrified. soul exited my body with the crunch of all those eggs going splat. i would have to clean all that,,..

[@-mjsarcastic-2005]

Josh, the title implies that you've never caused mayhem, despair and food poisoning in any other cooking sim videos when we all know you have gone far past oblivion in the terms of insanity, you absolute mad man

[@elduquecaradura1468]

It's because universe was reset after every time he cooked, so technically it's always the first time

[@liljoeaa]

I wanna see a new series of "Let's Wait it Out" where we see Josh in what's normally skipped when he makes long videos, just slowly losing his mind 😂😂

[@bros402]

go to his twitch channel, watch his play The Long Drive

[@erichahnel4271]

@@bros402 or wait for the next Satisfactory update and the Stream of that :D

[@Iplayceleste]

that sounds amazing

[@jow_angelow]

Watching josh play cooking simulator feels like watching how to basic with a lot more chaos and some entertaining commentary

[@Gam20_]

I love the fact Josh now has Glados as his personal sous Chef

[@ComicalRealm]

"Food is love, food is life. Also, the belly rules the mind" - Ratatouille

[@Jaiden-Draws]

His name is remmy

[@KamikazePlains]

Sus

[@Grandpa...]

ah yes, ratatouille, the talking dish

[@Llortnerof]

"Food is love, knifes are fun, kitches are nuclear weapons" - Josh

[@johnsteel5347]

@@Grandpa... I believe the talking dish hid in the chef's socks and controlled him by pulling on his shoelaces. Also my copy of the movie is spelled Ratatooey and features an all Chinese cast, interesting choice from Disnee.

[@kingkillerx4893]

Josh: Starts playing any game Deves: I feel a disturbance in the force

[@brainlesssayspro3738]

who is deves?

[@brainlesssayspro3738]

@@cubesgaming69 that wasn't even funny with the freaking "xd" face there, so anyways back to the question

[@proghostzgamecreed6555]

as if millions of objects suddenly lagged in terror and were suddenly crashed.

[@TheFurryGamer]

7:38 way too funny

[@thegreenbandits3516]

My cooking teacher literally pulled up this video to show us what not to do in the kitchen

[@Minun61]

HahahHahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahaahahhahahhhahahahahahahahjahahahahahahhahahahahahayahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhahahahajhahahahahahahyahahahahahshahahhahahahahahahahahhahahzhahahhahaha

[@ShadowWolf262]

Your cooking teacher wasn't kidding about what NOT to do in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣

[@benbrownlee6112]

My teacher showed the whole cooking simulator series for that

[@Kwingo]

No way!!! Lmao

[@CyborgBoy-ur8cw]

hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhaahhahaahhhahahhahaahhahahakakakjaaa

[@RedRiotRoss]

Can't wait to play this in vr

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Hate useless verified bots

[@2200gonewild]

@@EndergamerEndergamer lmao true

[@user-cp5pc5qi6k]

@@EndergamerEndergamer he isnt a bot -_- check his profile..

[@toki5991]

I cannot wait either bc my friend plays young Geralt of Rivia lol

[@funnycrab5684]

@@EndergamerEndergamer he’s not a bot :/

[@christophermaietta3222]

"I'm not seeing any lettuce around here" *closes drawer full of lettuce*

[@BowsandAros]

Virtual lady is definitely Grace back to haunt you 🤣