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@treykennedy2 жыл бұрын
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@hudsondixon85832 жыл бұрын
Trey if you see this you are so awesome!!! keep up the great videos you make the world a better place
@jakefarm12802 жыл бұрын
Make a video of the narcissistic gym culture in society today!
@odora_allan2 жыл бұрын
What about people who exercise?
@hybridce992 жыл бұрын
Do a video on youtubers who push their sponsors too much.
@loverlei792 жыл бұрын
i just wake up, have some coffee and watch the sun rise.
@cbpd892 жыл бұрын
I had a guy at a church social go on a really long lecture about how sugar will destroy your body (because we were serving cheesecake) and he made the analogy of how "if you tried to run your car on sugar, it would ruin the engine" and it took every ounce of my restraint and good manners to not say "if you ran your body on gasoline you'd be dead. What's your point?" 🙄
@andywiggs12 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@John-wp7kl2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
Sugar and salt are pretty much horrible for you. I never add salt or sugar to anything personally and don't even keep it stocked regularly.
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
@@Anastasia11101 Exactly, that's why I don't add any as it's in everything. The body is not made to handle 3000+mg's of sodium. I know this because I used to put salt on a lot of foods and used a solid 3-4 packets on my take-out rice prior to developing HBP and I didn't even eat more than anyone I know personally. Sure, genetics play a roll (my great-grandfather, great-grandmother and grandfather each died of heart attacks by the age of 60 and didn't smoke/drink much, if at all. Also, I cut soda pop and adding sugar to foods out of my diet and lost about 20 pounds over 3 months with no change in routine just by cutting the sugar.
@imafemale43652 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 exactly. Apples and oranges
@stephthinks31092 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that the "cheat day" always lasts longer than the "diet" lol.
@the_resa_2 жыл бұрын
Diet day, cheat year
@khalilahd.2 жыл бұрын
“Im a vegan to avoid cancer and I’m just going to keep talking about it until I’m a cancer to everyone else” 😂😂Literally everyone at the beginning of the year…I’m everyone 🥲
@Bbouy1HD2 жыл бұрын
Damn you're literally everyone, that's crazy!
@DeathnoteBB2 жыл бұрын
You’re me?? But I’m me!
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how vegans like my brother can do it honestly. I have to have scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast, burger and fries for lunch and steak and potatoes for supper that my wife makes for me (unless the weather is nice then I'll grill it) and there really is nothing better than meat on the planet. I could live without cheese easily as it wrecks my stomach but meat is protein man. Sure, I'm 6ft tall and almost 400 pounds but I'd rather be happy and enjoy life than worry about stuff because in the end we only get one life. The thing that pisses me the most off about vegans is that they are full of themselves and like to brag even if they don't mean too. My brother for instance is one of those vegans who lifts weights, runs marathons, and eats avocado's almost every meal with the perfect wife and kids, one of those types you know? About 4 months ago during Christmas time my wife and I hosted dinner and made an awesome stuffed turkey and I did the honey ham with a side of potatoes with bacon, cheese, and butter, and greens/fresh bread and desserts. My wife even prepared salmon for them that we smoked so they could eat and a side of potatoes with only the butter and cheese and they said they couldn't eat meat or cheese... Then they pulled out this tofu turkey stuff and their own potatoes, bread (the kind with seeds and crap), and desert and eat that in front of us! They had perfectly good fish and potatoes and the bread didn't have meat in it either because it's bread obviously. Sorry I just hate vegans they are disrespectful.
@Sofia-js4xp2 жыл бұрын
@@Travybear1989 So you’re saying that, while knowing that your brother and his family is vegan, you hosted a dinner FOR THEM and purpusefully prepared food you knew they would not eat? Real respectful. I really hope this whole spiel you went on was a joke bc otherwise… I really pity your brother. I honestly wouldn’t come back.
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
@@Sofia-js4xp He just said that they are vegans so I assumed vegetarians since a lady I work with is a vegetarian or whatever and eats fish. I don't personally know her but yeah I guess I should have asked or looked it up more. Yeah, the way you put it I kind of feel bad now... I think I'll give him and his family a call and ask for his input on what they can eat next holidays because deep down I felt kind of bad seeing them have to eat their backup food. I'll admit I am not very knowledgeable about veganism and you have a point. I should have seen things from his family's perspective instead of my own.
@TheMorganGibson2 жыл бұрын
"I do weight watchers and I also call it weight talkers bc I want to tell everyone" omg you're too funny!! 😂😂😂
@kaydincathey2 жыл бұрын
*"Everyone has to know or I'll have an aneurism."* LOL!
@Banyo__2 жыл бұрын
I nearly died of starvation visiting my brother for a week because his whole family was on some diet that didn't allow meat, cheese, fat, sugar, gluten, carbs, processed foods, or real food. The only thing I could identify was fruit, but everything else was being fermented in a jar, or was a seed, or ground paste and the water had to be specially delivered because god forbid you drink tap water. It irritated me because for my nephews birthday, we couldn't just order a pizza and have some junk food...no, it had to be ordered from some place that charged like $40 for a medium pizza with some cauliflower crust and organic ingredients. Ahhhh!
@ASmith-jn7kf2 жыл бұрын
When I visit others I bring or buy my own food and mind my own business. Maybe you could try it.
@MJ-he1hf2 жыл бұрын
That is a really unhealthy diet for a kid oh my goodness. That is extreme
@lpvtp2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hayleybartek86432 жыл бұрын
Cauliflower crust isn’t that bad.
@diyeana2 жыл бұрын
As a gluten lover, I have to agree that cauliflower crust is actually pretty good. It's the only gluten free crust that's legit.
@rach3l6292 жыл бұрын
In conclusion: Being on a diet is eating miserably and bragging about it. Thanks for spreading the truth Trey!
@Wwetitanfan272 жыл бұрын
It's really not true that healthy food tastes bland. Spices and herbs flavor things in healthy ways. And they're cheap. It's also more fun when you find fun things that excite you to make. While you're on youtube, start to play around. Caitlin Shoemaker and Tabitha brown are worth checking out
@adalia19592 жыл бұрын
Yasss!!!!
@rach3l6292 жыл бұрын
@@Wwetitanfan27 Haha I was just recapping what Trey said. Thanks for the suggestions!
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I'd join the alcohol fast though if he paid for the booze, might have to eat a kiwi on the side though, don't want scurvy. Oh, well.. I guess I could just make screwdrivers with orange juice on vodka right?
@tonikavorkias52962 жыл бұрын
@@Wwetitanfan27 please don't ruin the joke... 🙃
@TheMorganGibson2 жыл бұрын
"Carbs are the enemy" I feel like this is something Trey would say in real life 😂😂
@ADerpyReality2 жыл бұрын
If carbs are the enemy it will be an enemies to lovers story
@maryammenalagha89892 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally said this
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
No, sugar is the enemy. Go to any walmart (or 2nd class beach such as Vero Beach in Florida) and you'll see beached whales drinking mountain dew everywhere. Hell, after I cut soda pop and reduced my sugar intake by 75% at the minimum I shed about 20 pounds over half a year with no change in activity level. I even cut salt back by a similar amount and noticed my blood pressure go down drastically and started feeling less bloated. It's crazy how two of the most common food additives fucks up the human body so much after excessive saturation. I mean a single can of mountain dew has 77 grams of sugar which is about three times what the human body really needs! That's over sixty pounds of sugar per year basically and sugar is high in calories. I used to eat whatever the hell I wanted until the age of 30 where my bad dietary choices caught up to me. Since then I quit fast food as well and go for raw, whole food options whenever possible. Try eating something overly salty or sugary after going without it for a month, the food is almost inedible.
@TexasNationalist18362 жыл бұрын
No the commies are the enemy
@nonametherabbit85932 жыл бұрын
Not when you’re a runner
@anybodyoutthere32082 жыл бұрын
You forgot “Carnivore diet” Eating like our Ancestors but with more grass-fed butter 🧈 😎
@DeathnoteBB2 жыл бұрын
Eating the opposite of our ancestors really. They didn’t exactly have a supermarket to buy beef at. They hunted animals when they could and ate plants most of the time.
@ifyouwantoreplyjustclickth50632 жыл бұрын
Goodness gracious, carnivore diet? People create weird ways to loose weight for the fun of it im convinced. Asia has it best, just follow their diet which is ideal. Balanced protein fat and carbs, lots of fermented foods, tea, low sugar, and lots of veggies. US Americans follow all these dumb diets and still obese.
@kristinmoore46242 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBBlol not even close! You think fruits and veggies were just growing wildly over the their country? And if so, why the need to create the agriculture business to make them available year round?
@maenad12312 жыл бұрын
@@kristinmoore4624 **TL;DR** Meat _(in the sense of “edible tissue from tetrapods”)_ really wasn’t a staple food for a very long time in early human history. It was more so a supplementary food than anything else. Early mankind primarily relied on: all kinds of edible vegetation, honey, fish & immature eggs. Meat was cherished but consuming meat in large quantities or consuming meat from a large game animal was nearly luxury-status because obtaining it was often more trouble than it was worth. **FULL COMMENT:** Fruits, veggies, roots, tree nuts, small-to-medium sized fish, bird eggs & honey could all be obtained safely & relatively simply which made them better staple food choices than meat. VEGETATION: We DID mainly subsist on *A LOT of vegetation.* Some fruits/veg were significantly better than others because not all of them were highly nutritious. _(The ones we have today have been selectively bred to bigger, more flavorful & have more nutrients than the ones that were accessible to most humans during the Paleolithic era)_ Before farming, many *fruits/veggies/roots/treenuts* would only grow seasonally but it didn’t mean early mankind didn’t have access to any vegetation at certain times. Gatherers would just have to pick from whatever they could get at that time of the year where they were located. They obviously couldn’t be picky like us and get their favorites flown in from an area of the world where they _are_ in season. There actually _wasn’t_ many inhabited locations that failed to provide some kinds of edible vegetation year round. Even during cold spells of the ice age early humans _(homosapiens)_ were great at exploiting the environment to acquire plant-based foods. The opposite can be said for Neanderthals (homoneanderthalensis) they only ate a sizable quantity of plant-based foods during periods when the whether was more lush. They were not as good as we were at obtaining plant-based foods during cold spells so they mainly just ate meat during these times. HONEY: Archaeologists have found *wild honey* was likely one of our earliest staple foods _(Humans instinctively liked the sweetness, benefited from the minerals/vitamins/antioxidants & got quick energy from the fast digesting carbs/glucose.)_ Paleo drawings show humans started fires near cave openings that were home to bee hives; they’d go in, take the honey and emerge unharmed. The smoke that filled the cave would make the bee swarm leave or make them very docile/disoriented if they stayed. Humans would eat the honey as-is or utilize it other ways. One other way it was used was for fruit-preservation since untreated fruits can go bad in like a week. Though cavemen did not understand the antimicrobial properties of honey, they somehow learned in kept things from rotting; they coated fruits like berries with honey & allowed it to harden; thus preserving them. They’d often stick a piece of wood in the semi-solid honey and consume by licking it _(So cavemen invented lollipops)_ EGGS We obviously didn’t have any consistent access to dairy or viable plant protein sources like legumes, cereal grains and pseudocereals until after the Neolithic revolution started; so *young bird eggs* have always been a vital protein/nutrition source _(even prior to evolving into homosapiens we relied on eggs)._ Eggs were simple to forage from nests & there was very low risk of having to square up to a ferocious beast in the process. Initially our ancestors ate them raw but later learned how to cook them, thus extracting more nutrients from them. FISH Many researchers think our earliest homosapien ancestors lived near African lakeshores and they had a diet mainly comprised of gathered vegetation & *a large majority of their animal protein from fish.* It makes sense; if your only protection is a club, spear, sling and few sharp stones: would you rather catch a few Perch/Catfish or take your chances with something that weighs more than you, runs faster than you and naturally has strong fangs/claws/tusks/antlers/hooves/muscles built into its body? OTHER •Bugs: If tree nuts, fish & eggs were inaccessible or in short supply prehistoric humans would resort to *entomophagy* _(eating edible insects, arachnids & myriapods)_ to get enough protein. Not a hearty meal but turning over the right rock would offer dozens of big squirming bugs; it would definitely satiate someone starving for protein & B12. This was lower risk than hunting because most bugs aren’t venomous/poisonous & the ones that are usually have bright colors or strange markings that would instinctually make early-mankind hesitant to eat them. •Meat: It was cherished for its fat, protein, caloric-density, nutrients & minerals- but prehistoric mankind knew that unless it was *necessary,* they shouldn’t be seek out wild animals _(especially ones that are big & strong, aggressive or fight back in herds/packs)_ to hunt because they’re just putting themselves at a high risk for getting hurt or killed. Hunting _(especially big game animals with a lot of meat)_ required tons of time & energy; weapons needed to be made, hunters needed to strengthen up, they needed to learn to stalk prey to learn when their guard would be most down, they needed to expend energy chasing&fighting the animal until it died _(often sustaining injuries in the process)_ and then haul it’s ass back to their tribe/settlement etc. And sometimes all that time&energy was completely WASTED because plenty of hunts would be unsuccessful. Sometimes small but fast+agile prey is able to escape unscathed even after exhausting all the hunters trying to catch it. Sometimes a big + strong animal being hunted would kill/critically injure/overpower someone and all the hunters need to retreat to survive. So during our early history we didn’t hunt or consume meat in the quantity/frequency that people imagine. Don’t get me wrong; even before becoming efficient hunters humans *did* eat meat. Humans have always been opportunistic omnivores and before we became more proficient at hunting we mainly ate meat by scavenging. If we came across the carcass left over from another predator’s successful hunt we had no qualms eating left over scraps of meat. If a small animal wasn’t too fast, wasn’t known to be deadly _(ex; poisonous),_ and didn’t appear to be too much a threat we’d definitely do our best to catch, kill and eat them too. But obviously left over meat scraps + a few small animals wouldn’t provide a hearty meal for every member of a group/tribe so meat was was often eaten in very small quantities by each person or reserved for the most important people in the group. Even after we became more proficient hunters in the UpperPaleolithic/Epipaleolithic periods _(by getting more intelligent and thus; getting better at tracking/ambushing, using flint & animal teeth to make deadlier weapons, teaming up with wolves etc)_ humans still knew that after having a meaty meal it was best to ration the rest and save it for later since they had no way of knowing the next time they’d run into an animal that’s hearty enough to provide a lot of meat but also slow/weak/injured/dumb enough to be worth the risk of attacking & battling it. This is why instead of feasting like kings for days after a successful hunt Paleolithic mankind learned to preserve meat; they used the sun to dry/dehydrate meat that was open to the elements to prevent it from rotting. Another method was a “canning” technique; they’d carry around the bones of animals like deer and break the top off and eat small portions of the marrow at a time then close up the top with furs/skins; if they ran out of other food sources they’d break the top of the bone again and repeat the process. This way instead of putting themselves at risk of death/injury/exhaustion by hunting more than necessary they could make the meat of one animal last weeks by eating only small quantities on an “as-needed” basis rather than making it a daily staple.
@kirkwahmmett16662 жыл бұрын
@@maenad1231 Exactly. Great info.
@theroadnottakentravel2 жыл бұрын
“You can get it at Whole 30, but it’s way cheaper at the feed store in the country where they sell food for mules. What? It’s organic!”😂😬
@nicoleb39832 жыл бұрын
i think he meant to say whole foods haha!!
@theroadnottakentravel2 жыл бұрын
@@nicoleb3983 I figured but I wasn't sure if Whole 30 was a store (turns out its a book) and didn't feel like getting 10 comments from ppl saying I made a typo lol
@nonametherabbit85932 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip
@syncronium35242 жыл бұрын
"D-I-E-T everybody hates me." why is this so true.
@MaineGirlOutdoors2 жыл бұрын
"The Presbyterian diet"🤣🤣🤣LMBO
@RhetoricWolf2 жыл бұрын
Real ones know this is a re-upload. 😂
@RhetoricWolf2 жыл бұрын
@🌼Brianna Jenell🌼 Right?! It’s still hilarious though and I gladly watched it again 😂
@miyamorgan2972 жыл бұрын
@🌼Brianna Jenell🌼 Same
@LaineyBug20202 жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm legit doing research into the anti inflammatory diet because of my fibromyalgia. It's going to take a lot of planning & prepping, but proselytizing definitely isn't part of the plan! This video was a good reminder!
@daniellespencer50262 жыл бұрын
The chamomile and ibuprofen diet the video spotlighted?
@catherinegarmon30272 жыл бұрын
I met a lady at a conference that drinks lots of ginger and turmeric tea every day, she was in a bad car accident and apparently it really keeps her inflammation down.
@L_Sweeney122 жыл бұрын
Oh, you just HAD to comment and let everyone know your on a diet huh.
@L_Sweeney122 жыл бұрын
(Joke btw)
@qqq1q1qqqqqqq2 жыл бұрын
@@catherinegarmon3027 Yes, turmeric and black pepper, especially together, are antiinflammatories. And no, I don't use them but I know people who do. Educated and actually intelligent people. Helps with migraines and such. We have long recommended turmeric to people with headaches and such.
@stephthinks31092 жыл бұрын
For the keto diet one should've added "I have all this energy! .. I'm in a bad mood all the time"
@jenniferlundquist94752 жыл бұрын
As a nutrisystem person whom everyone kept asking about my diet…I did see myself in this, because then once I started I never shut up!! You are so right!
@Cooksongrl Жыл бұрын
Good point. I would have talked about my plan a lot less if people kept asking about it. But I was also glad they could see the changes I couldn't see.
@StephanieJeanne2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!...The end tho. Everybody always has a "cheat day."🤣
@stephthinks31092 жыл бұрын
That lasts a week after, 🤦🏻♀️
@StephanieJeanne2 жыл бұрын
@@stephthinks3109 Omg, I was just saying that to a friend!😂🙌
@Hotminutemanda2 жыл бұрын
I'm inadvertently fasting from having friends 🤣🤣
@thehamfamhomestead2 жыл бұрын
You missed "it's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change". 🤣🤣🤣
@MrMjlanahan2 жыл бұрын
That awkward laugh that’s actually suppressing some serious regrets…hehehe 🤣😭😭
@annathompson30342 жыл бұрын
This is also like my friends and acquaintances that sell “health” MLM products. They have to let everyone know how much energy they have, how few cravings, how much better their gut health is, and how much weight they’ve lost every chance they get. They’re nice people, but it drives me crazy.
@snowbeast44632 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a guy who would chastise me for having sugar in my tea then suggested I do cocaine because 'it's not that bad for you'.
@caroloonfloon2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ...
@patriciadurham6432 жыл бұрын
I’m on a diet! I’m on a diet! 😂😂 love this!!!
@Fire_Edits12 жыл бұрын
The keto part of dipping pork rinds in mayo got me. People brag about losing weight on keto while they’re eating processed meat and other crap clogging their arteries. At least you’ll be skinny when you die 😂
@DeathnoteBB2 жыл бұрын
Yeah people on Keto for no medically sound reason, genuinely forgot cholesterol is a thing. I know “sugar makes you fat, not fat, so fat is healthy” is big right now, but people please, cholesterol is still a thing, I swear.
@juliuskingsley44342 жыл бұрын
As someone on keto I feel called out. I'm drinking a bunch of water and making sure I eat things that fight that. And I'm mostly avoiding processed meats, I've been sticking with fish.
@hayleybartek86432 жыл бұрын
Cholesterol may still be a thing, but people’s bodies are made of fat and protein, not sugar.
@ThatRipOff2 жыл бұрын
@@juliuskingsley4434 >As someone on keto I feel called out Good. Keto is a ridiculous Fad Diet with absolutely no scientific basis and you *should* feel called out.
@juliuskingsley44342 жыл бұрын
@@ThatRipOff that's false. Try looking up the science before saying that. Either way, I'm eating less calories than before because food with carbs always has a shit ton of calories
@mr.baconboi68972 жыл бұрын
Grass fed butter? Everyone is going insane over these companies turning veggies in to meat, but cows have been doing it for years!
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I eat a triple stack baconator for lunch with a large fry and frosty almost every day at work and I'm not dead yet. Sure, I'm about 150 pounds overweight at the age of 25 but you only live once. I tried a veggie burger one time after my doctor told me to cut back as my cholesterol and sodium levels were high but it literally made me vomit within the first bite. I seriously would rather die from meat than live 100+ years as a vegan never eating it. Once you've had good steaks and burgers there is no turning back lol!
@mr.baconboi68972 жыл бұрын
@@Travybear1989 uhm okay, i mean ig this video is about bragging about your diet
@Omequa12 жыл бұрын
You did not skip communion to stay in ketosis ROTFLMBO 😂🤣😂
@dylancole19102 жыл бұрын
I kind of experience it the other way around, when I went Vegetarian a few years ago my family would constantly talk about it in front of guests and freinds. It was either unfortunate or they bragged about me being healthy ( despite the fact that the only reason I cut our meat was for my immediate health concerns). I’m happy just managing my eating habits on my own, but every time there’s a dinner or a get together they have to make it a big deal ( while it’s nice that they care, sometimes it’s a bit embarrassing).
@ncarolinacat2 жыл бұрын
“P-A-L-E-O! At the end of this I’ll be alone!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelhedges88392 жыл бұрын
A few years ago, I overheard a girl in a gym say to her friend, "I'm doing a keto diet, so for dinner I had pork rinds with mayonnaise".
@genewencarr33652 жыл бұрын
Haha, I love this! I’m doing Whole30 now (day 25). I HAVE to tell my co-workers because they bring cake to work for everyone every week! They feel insulted if you don’t take a piece. Most of my friends and family don’t know I’m dieting, unless I turned them down to go out for drinks.
@djisgud2 жыл бұрын
Man the best on the platform confirmed
@creamekay2 жыл бұрын
It really is he is so funny
@djisgud2 жыл бұрын
@@v1per_offical I’m a avid supporter of democracy all around the world hella people are un-educated on this war I don’t just truly hope to spread some type of awareness that’s all
@Jay-Zech2 жыл бұрын
People who brag about stuff like “doing the Daniel fast” and “I’m drinking a gallon of water every day” drive me nuts!😂
@alightened2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there… “drive me nuts”
@Jay-Zech2 жыл бұрын
@@alightened “That drives me nuts. Speaking of nuts did you know I’m on a diet??”🤣
@LosAngeleno232 жыл бұрын
I’m a dietitian and this resonants with me way too much 🤣
@vanessarobinson11542 жыл бұрын
When he started singing the song from Aladdin I fell over 😂🤣
@theroadnottakentravel2 жыл бұрын
IT’S CALLED A CHEAT MEAL! Lol the defensiveness🤣😂
@molmer23802 жыл бұрын
Haha, shades of Middle School Maddox with that one!
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I tried going keto once but realized I couldn't have buns on my cheeseburgers.... let's just say me being keto only lasted one meal lol!
@abuseinterrupted2 жыл бұрын
You had me at 'peanuts are legumes', lol the accuracy.
@zacharybarnhart3342 жыл бұрын
“Everyone has to know, otherwise I have an aneurysm” 😂😂😂
@valeriesmith91622 жыл бұрын
Eating miserably and bragging about it. Love it!!!!
@rnjbond2 жыл бұрын
When you do eat out with friends (God Forbid), make sure to make a huge show about how this is your "cheat meal", otherwise the Diet Gods might not forgive you.
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
When I eat out with friends I make sure to invite them to the largest chinese buffet in town then scarf down a solid 10 plates in front of them followed by ice cream and cake. I don't touch the rice or veggies just all straight up meat meat meat and sauce. I like to get 3 side bowls worth of sweet and sour sauce and two plates of sweet and sour chicken as well as a plate of chicken on a stick to start personally. Then I usually follow that up with an entire plate (12+) crab rangoons, then I hit up the orange chicken/pork and fish, then usually some lo mien with more chicken, eventually steak and broccoli then whatever else before dessert. Most of the people freak out but I'm almost 400 pounds so I smoke them pretty bad lol. Sure, have high blood pressure but there are pills for that that I take so hell yeah ;)
@woodboard5322 жыл бұрын
Am I having deja vu or did I see this video like 2 years ago?
@jenniferwarren43912 жыл бұрын
Most accurate diet rant I’ve ever seen!😂😂😂
@pacman_2 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ve watched this video before but it just came out…did I travel thru time? 👀
@theheartoftexastv2 жыл бұрын
Totally had a smile on my face when you talked about the chocolate chip pancakes then you Said what would be in it...
@mssheena242 жыл бұрын
That ketosis mess use to stress me out! Now I’d rather just be fat and happy 😆 thank you for making me laugh 🤣🤣😂😂
@purple-edits26992 жыл бұрын
When he said Monday-Sunday. I was trying to figure out which days it wasn’t on. Lol 😂
@MissQueen131 Жыл бұрын
Trey is hilarious! 😂 My sister said I was so annoying on keto.
@hayleybartek86432 жыл бұрын
I don’t support “going on a diet” unless there’s a medical reason, but I do support “favoring a diet.” I like keto because I prefer meat and cheese over bread and starting to not enjoy really sweet stuff anymore.
@theroadnottakentravel2 жыл бұрын
Lol I’ve always wondered what ppl on Keto do for Communion🤣😅
@leanne75422 жыл бұрын
I did this... 😆 a VERY small sip of grape juice is how I made it work. I am very glad I stopped doing keto, just for the record. It's much easier to have balance without eating tons of bacon and cheese. Who knew?
@jessicawurm232 жыл бұрын
You need 50 calories to kick you out of keto. And even if it did, I wouldn't skip Holy Communion for a diet.
@ThatRipOff2 жыл бұрын
Skipping Communion for the sake of a diet is literally the definition of not having your priorities in order.
@wigglemelon88072 жыл бұрын
Communion is symbolic. You won't go to hell for skipping it lol
@wigglemelon88072 жыл бұрын
@@leanne7542 that wasn't keto lol that was just "low-carb"
@oop54882 жыл бұрын
“I’m eating like our ancestors now” Bruh if I ate like my ancestors, I’d be a cannibals lowkey
@readingrapunzel50922 жыл бұрын
That pescatarian joke was spot on!!!! A guy at my last job was like, Is that a church thing? when I told him one of our co-workers was pescatarian😂😂😂
@readingrapunzel50922 жыл бұрын
@Max Hatton He was thinking of Presbyterians
@sky_odin2 жыл бұрын
The part that miffed me because it was SO accurate was the person who said "omg I can't eat these bananas, that's like eating a whole chocolate bar." A banana is NOTHING like a chocolate bar and someone on a diet definitely says stupid shit like that👍😂
@Daniea32 жыл бұрын
This is so well done. I would have been tickled to see the inclusion of guys "bulking", basically not leaving anything in the pantry for anyone else!
@QueenoftheUniverse2222 жыл бұрын
“Keto warrior” 🤣🤣 Very accurate, they’re comin’ for ya! 🤪
@MJ-he1hf2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see studies on the correlation between extreme diets for "health" and eating disorders. Myself and several people I know who have been vegan, paleo, etc spiralled into eating disorders because you're constantly having to worry about what to eat next and what's in what you're eating, combing through ingredients lists and asking chefs... It's not healthy to be so extreme. And my health really suffered for it too.
@hayleybartek86432 жыл бұрын
It depends on what’s considered “extreme dieting” and what the motivation is. If you’re a diabetic who wants to live for another 5 years, you do have to obsess over what you eat.
@celticlass85732 жыл бұрын
That would actually be a very interesting video, provided someone did it who understood the science. I'm sure there are diets that say they're healthy, but actually have a lot in common with how people think about food, who have eating disorders. I'd definitely watch that.
@MJ-he1hf2 жыл бұрын
@@hayleybartek8643 Yes. Diabetes, celiac disease, etc of course warrant particular diets as a matter of life and death. I more meant people who choose an extreme diet just because it's popular or someone on Instagram said it's healthier. I think the worst is when people combine diets and it's gets insanely restrictive - like combining vegan and gluten free for example.
@YeshuaKingMessiah2 жыл бұрын
Tell someone with fatty liver not to be so extreme lol Theyre literally killing themselves making their LIVER sick. Can’t LIVE without ur LIVE-r. When it’s dysfunctional life is pretty not-fun.
@hayleybartek86432 жыл бұрын
@@YeshuaKingMessiah I'd consider a fatty liver to qualify as something alarming enough to warrant obsession.
@interstellarM812 жыл бұрын
These are the same people say they on a diet and then line up to Starbucks every hour to get their loaded sugar fix 🤣🤡 then post about it hahaha
@Daniel-pe4gr2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the beginning was a joke until I released it was serious.😄
@AlishaArlene2 жыл бұрын
LOL Same. 😂
@ShadesofSage2 жыл бұрын
WHAT was he licking off the table?! 💀🤣🤣
@YeshuaKingMessiah2 жыл бұрын
He was snorting I thought
@marcodash10192 жыл бұрын
I've been doing intermittent fasting and eating a Keto diet for a few months. It's working great. All other ways of eating are wrong and bad for your health. Unless I start eating carbs again because I learn something new. Then that will become the correct diet and all others will be wrong. Or if I become vegan, then that will become the correct diet, and all others will not only be wrong and unhealthy, but inhumane.
@coffeecake88352 жыл бұрын
Preach, Marco, Preach!! 🙌
@YeshuaKingMessiah2 жыл бұрын
I only eat things with faces actually Bwah haha
@triciaherdt97222 жыл бұрын
Eating ice cream all by himself and calling it a cheat meal. He knows me. So funny!
@antiyanna5372 жыл бұрын
“The chocolate chips are actually chia seeds” LMFAO!!!
@ineedhoez2 жыл бұрын
Eating miserably and Bragging about it. That snatched my soul!
@queentinadoire69312 жыл бұрын
I talk to everyone about intermittent fasting ( my mailman, the cable company rep, my workmates, and all my neighbors).🤣 It's just what we do.😂😂
@ms.houston51892 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 Trey eating off the table like a bird 😂 😂 . You’re sooo dramatic for holding your arms like that 😂 😂 😂 omg 😆
@caroleknudson45162 жыл бұрын
"Dang it Jenny".... 🤣🤣🤣
@EverydayGworl2 жыл бұрын
“Dang it, Jenny!” 🤣🤣🤣
@s-w45302 жыл бұрын
The problem with Trey is that I can’t immediately tell if he’s being sarcastic so all his adds feel like skits
@paige_louise2 жыл бұрын
Bro this guy is my whole existence!!
@NicNakBraun2 жыл бұрын
He's funny as heck!
@melissakennedy28492 жыл бұрын
“Dang it Jenny!”😂😂😂
@respectabletampodcast2 жыл бұрын
The mule joke was wild. I legit cackled.
@ec86872 жыл бұрын
This couldn’t be more true 🤣🤣🤣
@Princesssss832 жыл бұрын
😅😂😩 me right now ! I must be driving everyone crazy !!!!
@danlevesque54372 жыл бұрын
👋who else thought that the morning brew advertising was leading up to a coffee only diet 🤣
@kellherman2 жыл бұрын
“The chocolate chips are actually chia seeds” 😂😂😂
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
It’s a nightmare when it isn’t a choice, but my stomach being a nightmare.
@GenevieveThornton2 жыл бұрын
2:53 when he was pecking like a chicken, 😂 I can’t
@shaunah.creations92332 жыл бұрын
When I did whole 30 I was so done by the last week lol. I ate fried chicken and chips the day after I was fully done 😅 I wasn’t supposed to do that apparently.
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I went vegan for like one meal, my vegan brother took us out to a vegan restaurant and it was easily 10/10 but I felt hungry like 2 hours later so I went out to an all you can eat chinese buffet and probably killed a solid 8-10 plates then I felt full until later when I ordered a large meat loverspizza that I dipped in some ranch after I got home lol. Then again I have thyroid issues that I take meds for that cause weight gain as well so I guess I just gave up as I'm already 400 pounds at 25 and we only live once. My brother does the vegan thing and is a bodybuilder but I could never have that type of motivation.
@soulfullmystic2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at doing communion at church would kick him out of ketosis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LaPotraBellaca2 жыл бұрын
the screw you kills me every time
@jimsecord49372 жыл бұрын
Pork rind in mayo cracked me up lol
@chelsabrown72492 жыл бұрын
"I'm alkalizing" 🤣
@VioletJoy2 жыл бұрын
Peanuts are legumes! I can't have those! 🤣🤣🤣 Been there, done that. 😂
@SZKgames2 жыл бұрын
conversation with my coworker the other day: Me hey want a piece of freeze dried apple it's really good?? Cw: na man I'm on a diet Me: Bruh it's an apple Cw: keto man (pulls out literal milkshake) I'm eating this today Me: um cool..?
@YeshuaKingMessiah2 жыл бұрын
Not literal milkshake if it’s keto No milk (to start). No ice cream or syrup. No fruit. He SAID keto maybe. But wasnt. Now if it was a keto meal shake, that’s totally diff.
@Maheyez2 жыл бұрын
If I didn’t see the pork rinds and mayo BS I wouldn’t have thought it was true😆😆😆
@Angelmama222 жыл бұрын
Wild Thornberry’s 😂😂😂😂
@Braedenfish2 жыл бұрын
"It's way cheaper out in the country where they sell food for mules!" I🤣 laughed 😂ice cream onto the table!🤣
@lindafry80152 жыл бұрын
Oh funny on the communion part. I still take communion at my Sunday 8:30 service even though I guess it's not in my IF window. 😀
@gardeningjunkie22672 жыл бұрын
This is your best video yet! How do you know my relatives?🤣
@beccag27582 жыл бұрын
I will never forget the time someone told me gluten was worse than crack
@cbpd892 жыл бұрын
Only if you're allergic/celiacs 🤣
@YeshuaKingMessiah2 жыл бұрын
It’s not gluten It’s the wheat plant Opioid-like substances in the wheat plant. Ur literally addicted. It’s been bred this way purposely.
@dani83red2 жыл бұрын
"So I'm just gonna talk about it a tonne, until I'm a cancer to everyone around me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thegodofpez2 жыл бұрын
Trey, just wanted to say I had a blast at your live show in Rhode Island! Can’t wait to see you live again! Keep killing it. 🙌👏👏👏🤟🔥
@AlishaArlene2 жыл бұрын
LOL I can't say anything. I've absolutely been on a diet and had to tell the world... BUT IN MY DEFENSE, people question you when you don't eat what they're eating. Okay?! Step off! 😭😭😂😂😂
@jch123412 жыл бұрын
Haha the wild thornberrys 😂
@ablahday25582 жыл бұрын
I just ate a fudge round with whole milk. I also drank a Hershey strawberry milk shake while I am in the pick up line at my child's school. "Dinner" is probably going to be whatever you can find and or sandwiches and chips because I'm not feeling it today
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
One time I ate 3 pounds of fudge in one setting that was drizzled with hershey syrup and on a bed of vanilla ice cream. The next day I was on the toilet for about 2 hours but man was it worth it.
@ablahday25582 жыл бұрын
@@Travybear1989 lol I bet it was!😌
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
@@ablahday2558 Lol probably shouldn't have admitted that on the internet in hindsight!
Oh no! This is me 😄😭 Always trying to throw golden health nuggets at others
@AdmiringObserverR2 жыл бұрын
I literally know somebody had pork rinds with mayonnaise while on keto I love that
@Travybear19892 жыл бұрын
I did the keto thing once after my dotor bitched at me for gaining 62 pounds over one year at the age of 25 but once I realized I couldn't have buns for my burgers I literally just said f this. A double bacon cheeseburger without a bun is bullshit, I'm serious. Plus, the cake!!! good lord how do you go without cake on keto?