Causing A Guy Pain In His Privates

[@vistalite]

The dog is an excellent judge of character.

[@IagainstI.]

😂

[@debrastone2198]

😂

[@Aceofwolves]

Dogs usually are.

[@movielover123ish]

They usually are 😎

[@sufferedlearnedchanged]

Yeah that guy is pretty annoying.

[@chrisaugust7992]

Yo, NOBODY has ever told that plaintiff "no". 'Til today...

[@Geronimo2Fly]

That plaintiff is a greedy liar and a jerk. First he stole someone else's parking space, then he fought with the woman from whom he stole it to the point where they had to be asked to leave, then he intentionally walked into a store where a dog was obviously barking at the window, then he sued for the maximum he could get because the dog jumped up toward him. I'm glad this get-rich-quick scheme of his flopped big time. What a horrible person.

[@LauraEsq]

If someone feels the need to argue over losing a parking spot, they have way more problems than we are aware of but I can say that I have accidentally taken a spot because a car was small and the larger car pulling out blocked my view of it. I did not get into a screaming match although I did apologize and they ended up with a better spot.

[@NotAllButMost]

@@LauraEsq that’s a great point. Only people at the end of their rope will argue over a parking spot. In the plaintiffs defense, I don’t think he saw the dog because the door was so reflective, it looked like a mirror. But, I could be wrong and I’m still glad he lost

[@cinnamonrollonapancake]

Yes! He was obviously just trying to win when in the end he recited the statutes and said he THOUGHT he got bit..🤨

[@reelampkin2196]

Absolutely!!!! And the dog barking alerted him that’s why he turned around. Such a stuttering jerk!!!!!

[@lyric2439]

People don’t own parking spots in plazas. First come first serve.

[@Jimmyjimjimjim]

The balls this guy has to take someone to court. 😂

[@tjneverdefeated4394]

Lol😂 I see what you did there! 😂

[@MichaelClaffy]

You mean the lack there of😂

[@glenncurley680]

Thanks you made me laugh!

[@raisatalavera2350]

No pun intended 😂

[@bebediaz357]

😂😂😂

[@catherinesisk4369]

He looks like the kind of man who's going to go home and give his wife hell because he lost.

[@debrastone2198]

OH! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE WAS CONNED INTO MARRYING THIS WHATCHAMACALLIT!!!!! 😳

[@mickm6309]

@@debrastone2198 He mentioned his wife.

[@mickm6309]

That is what I was thinking.

[@debrastone2198]

@@mickm6309 I guess I didn't hear that part. I feel pity for her!!!

[@BloodNote]

Either the wife is like him or he's lying because there's no way he's touched a woman. LMFAO

[@FigsofHiggs]

Doug was like, ‘don’t come for my judge’ and defended her honor😁

[@octowuss1118]

The max you can sue for is $8,000, and this man came in asking for $7,999 like he’s on Jeopardy

[@laurielester9437]

Lmao 🤣

[@baries4501]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaronarroyo6324]

Too funny and true 😂

[@layahYasharahla]

I just don’t understand why even go through all of this ? He literally paid to file a case and lose . This is nuts . Literally .

[@Tom-ob8yb]

He is nuts alright. But he thought Florida Law gives compensation for a dog jumping up on oneself. Thank God for Video.

[@layahYasharahla]

@@Tom-ob8yb Yes he did but he also beefed it up by lying on the poor dog and saying it bit his testicles .

[@JohnSmith-gu3ub]

But he was paid to appear on the show.

[@Tom-ob8yb]

@@JohnSmith-gu3ub Not enough to lose my dignity.

[@gayleendream5073]

🤣

[@jennzifur]

Oh, and I am glad that Judge Milian noted to the defendant about the leash law. I don’t care how little or non-threatening a dog is, in public, and especially a store, you need to keep them on lock (well, leash).

[@jennylynx1869]

Yes! Some ppl are terrified of dogs, even small ones

[@aliciacb8284747274]

100% an unleashed dog is a dog out of your control

[@Aceofwolves]

As a dog owner I agree. But also keep your small kids away from me and on a leash. They cause far more problems and are more violent than dogs.

[@youneedtostop]

​@@Aceofwolves toddlers aren't going to maul people to death. I agree they should be maintained and taken care of as well, but they aren't as dangerous as dogs. That's just fucking stupid.

[@cinnamonrollonapancake]

Yes! I went into a boutique and almost knocked down several shelves because the owner decided to let her GREAT DANE roam around the store!!! That thing was like a horse! Needless to say, I left without buying a thing.

[@Aceofwolves]

As someone who was actually mauled twice(in the leg) by a collie.... You would ABSOLUTELY feel it and instantly know if you were bit.

[@ButtonsCasey]

My boy in my PFP, God rest his soul, bit me in the ass on several occasions. You feel it. I don't have testicles but I would imagine such a sensitive spot would take a grown man down.

[@Aceofwolves]

​@@ButtonsCasey I don't either (trans man) but It would be excruciating as there are lots of nerves in that area.

[@LeeoGoneWild]

My cat has bit me in my thighs and even on my feet, it’s beyond painful… I couldn’t even imagine if he bit me in my private area, would absolutely know and feel that immediately. He was clearly money hungry. It’s better he just walk in front of traffic and hope he wins a case like that.

[@DaisyA-04]

May I ask if the same collie bit you twice, if so was it put down? Collies are usually pretty friendly. Did you know the owners; was this one mistreated in any way or unwell perhaps?

[@Aceofwolves]

@@DaisyA-04 I am unaware. I am a pizza delivery driver and the only time I met the dog was that time. But It did get put down after I reported the bite to animal control.

[@KennuhWayne]

Imagine coming on national tv to embarrassingly discuss your jewels, and then lose.

[@rationalbushcraft]

Imagine thinking you are going to get a big windfall just for having some people look at the jewels only to go through all that and have a judge see right through your lie.

[@KennuhWayne]

@@rationalbushcraft 🤣😂

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

​@@rationalbushcraft he deserved some humiliation for making it up!

[@crystalshaw8744]

All the comments....lmbo!!

[@jasonboy9676]

This comment hit below the belt

[@stephanieramirez15]

Doug was not having that man come for his Judge and I am here for it!!! You let him know she is a Florida judge 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

[@ebyrd5328]

Doug's a gangsta!

[@Kre410]

@@ebyrd5328my god you sound silly. Ugh

[@chantellejones5234]

He sure wasn’t 😂😂

[@tuxedonix2884]

She worked for Janet Reno, who later became the Attorney General.

[@ShugaAnnSpyce]

I was wondering why she was giving him such a hard time at the beginning, and i think it's because she'd already seen the video and knew he was lying.

[@valhumphries2704]

I was wondering that too.. I’m sure that was it. I started to get short with everything he was saying too

[@SilverSergeant]

Of course she had already watched the video....

[@ShugaAnnSpyce]

@@SilverSergeant you feel better now that you got that off your chest?

[@MrFunkadeIic]

She has explained before that she reviews the cases prior to airing. That's what the statements are for.

[@aydinsha]

Yup. You gotta remember judges have already seen evidence submitted to the court.

[@LadyWhiggy]

The restraint JM used to not use the word ‘BALLS’ is HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NubianP6]

It definitely almost slipped out! 😂

[@aprasad8864]

She did say “This is NUTS”!

[@vadim7590]

Never ending adventures of a Florida Man.

[@manthony777]

You look like the plaintiff. OMG

[@gabbylem]

@@manthony777 you’re just made because he’s right ☺️

[@broncotia3125]

@Vadim u sir r correct... Florida man and his never-ending adventures 🎯😂

[@erik15th]

@@broncotia3125 Maybe because people from everywhere else have moved to Florida. Ever thought about that Einstein?

[@SoulSista6579]

😭😭😭😭😭 he still ain’t said anything.

[@madacy]

The dog was trying to perform a public service. 😂

[@Kay-Kiss]

I don't know why but her reading that paper with the giant pick magnifying glass made me crack up.

[@starrydesertreadings]

it looked like a scene from a cartoon detective show lol

[@b8nnytez]

The paper contained graphic images of the plaintiff's privates, and she still couldn't see them.

[@JayMonaeee]

@@b8nnytez 😭😭

[@NubianP6]

Same! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tnh0820]

@@b8nnytez 💀💀💀

[@bigred1075]

The more he talked the more he put his foot in his mouth. He said he always backs in but that time he didn't. That leaves anyone to believe he saw the woman but wanted the spot. He didn't even let the car finish backing out before going into the spot. And he seems like the type to take the spot, no matter how many times he says he would never. 😂🤣

[@christal1978marie]

Don't you mean puts "BALLS" in his flapping gums???? 😂😂LOL😂😂

[@britta3]

My man Doug is really sticking up for JM at the end 🫶🏻

[@amandaj3182]

👏👏👏Yes!!

[@existentialcrisis4884]

Doug is the best

[@jairenee7606]

❤💯

[@laurielester9437]

She's his meat and potatoes. He better back her up. Lol

[@Lori_L]

But the dog did jump up & dog said it didn't. That was strange. The plaintiff was an 🫏 though

[@AP-uo7sp]

There's something wrong with this guy. He knows there's video evidence of the dog NOT biting him, but he still goes to court😳

[@angelmercy5261]

That dog was nowhere near his testicles! He lightly touched him for less than a second with his paws when he leaped towards him. This guy is a LIARFACE

[@dragames]

Judge millian is slightly wrong here, the video where he has the dashcam first off shows that the sunlight is reflecting on the window hard so you can't see inside., second, you can see the dog's head go under the bag as he jumps, but not saying it's a bite, but a headbutt at best.

[@dcwatashi]

@@dragames she has an agenda and she can be a real bitch sometimes

[@laurielester9437]

Well hes obviously an idiot. Lol

[@jazzymoni7750]

I know Douglas' privates were like, "Now why y'all bring us into this?" when they panned the camera on him 😩

[@NubianP6]

Right? À la Nene Leakes: *”Now why are we in it? Now see, how we get thrown in stuff? We ain’t even did nothing”* 🤣

[@NicNameIsNicki]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDreamingMyriad]

The end killed me. Defendant: "She's not a Florida judge, she doesn't know the statutes" Doug: "The judge lives in Florida, was a prosecutor and a judge in Florida for many years, she knows the statutes well." Defendant: 👁️___👁️

[@nunurbiznis4749]

The plaintiff, but nonetheless it was hilarious watching him get put in place.

[@SilverSergeant]

No, the defendant didn't say that.

[@morbidbeauty_]

​​@@SilverSergeant he did, in the hallway with Doug. 23:10

[@susanhabib8211]

​@@morbidbeauty_I've just watched it - the PLAINTIFF said that, not the defendant.

[@SLHYouTube81]

@@morbidbeauty_ The plaintiff is the person suing, the defendant is the person getting sued. The defendant did not say that; the plaintiff did.

[@josephcatsanchez6590]

THAT'S GOTTA BE A FIRST! 😂 Dog didn't even get close to his privates, he blocked it

[@ielas01]

No watch video again. He blocked after he jumped kn his ball amd he touched his balls if something happen0

[@rebeccajudson5505]

@@ielas01 I agree! The dog did make contact

[@reelampkin2196]

Not close at all!!!🙄

[@DarcyMiyamoto]

@@ielas01 not true. That dog did not touch that man’s private. Played the video at the slowest speed yt allows and he was already covered by that time. Dog made contact with him, yes but definitely did not touch his privates

[@JinaChantil]

Plaintiff is the type that stays in court rooms trying to sue anyone and everyone over anything

[@nondescriptnyc]

That is SO true! He reminds me so much of those losers from high school, who’d try to talk quickly and lie his way through anything-but he is too dumb to even make sense.

[@WVnurseJo]

That dog never bit him, you can see he didn't from both videos. If the dog would have hit him in the testicles, he'd be in a fetal position on the floor somewhere. He's just claiming a bogus crime to get money....

[@jamesy29]

Yeah and he would have been singing soprano, lol..

[@DGrant86]

Exactly and jumping screaming grabbing and holding that area to ease the pain. He’s a #FRAUD

[@xman4328]

I have always had dogs and we play pretty rough sometimes,, occasionally a paw lands in a bad place or the dog's head comes up real fast and you are 100% correct, within 5 seconds we have an embarrassing, special stand-up fetal position and an extended vocabulary if we are even able to talk... It is close to paralysis.. The option to stand up and argue is not available for at least a few minutes...

[@LissyVee]

One time I playfully swatted my boyfriend who was wearing swim trunks (so no boxer briefs to keep ‘em snug I guess) on a train platform and he dead ass fell to the ground with tears in his eyes like I’d just done some kind of Bruce Lee magical move. Before then I honestly had no idea how sensitive balls are

[@lauradenton6985]

Exactly what I said. If he got bit there, he would have been screaming.

[@modernretroradio993]

The plaintiff is your classic opportunist.

[@deloresdavis5446]

The plaintiff definitely likes to argue.... he literally had a rebuttal after the judge said something... he just couldn't not have the last word... ridiculous

[@survivedandthriving]

I was thinking that too. Could you imagine being in a relationship, even just a friendship, with him? Never a conversation, always a debate. I always try to avoid people like that. They are just not worth the energy it takes to be around them.

[@Lolalenice]

He supposed to be quiet cause you say so … ok Karen

[@LanieLaniee]

​@@Lolalenice Not because anyone says so. Because it's not a good idea to throw a tantrum and argue with the judge. Use common sense.

[@Lolalenice]

@@LanieLaniee fuck you and her shes technically just a mediator who abuses whoever comes in her court room she needs to take what she dishes out

[@Mothermoody]

I bet the plaintiff makes people miserable everywhere he goes

[@redapol5678]

If a dog bit my testicle, I’d be instantly keeling over and groaning in pain, not still standing and calmly stating “your dog just bit me, what are you going to do about it?” 🤷‍♂️

[@ajtmaestro]

Exactly! And I wouldn’t be readying myself to square off and expend more physical exertion to possibly fight with somebody!

[@ellamcv1212]

Scammer. Only after money. He wasn’t even touched by that wee dog. That shop owner must be so thankful for the video evidence.

[@Beanbean0601]

The magnifying glass had me howling. Love love love Judge Milian

[@Kitty-bm3gy]

Douglas' facial expressions in this episode has made my day

[@34stzoo]

23:10 the blank look on his face was priceless!

[@lizs5709]

The pup was a good judge of character😁👏👏

[@BlackQ60s]

Plaintiff said... 'Say something your dog just bit me. It hurts! ' But was fine enough to kick the door, argue with people, wait a few days to say it hurts to a doctor, etc. AKA it didn't hurt at all!

[@Tattedlady60]

Right, first he didn't have pain and then he did...ugh.

[@reelampkin2196]

I tell you what if a man gets hurt ANYWHERE in their private area they won’t/can’t talk, walk, think, etc….

[@lisaparrey1343]

@@reelampkin2196 yes and even with a more minor hit, no way after a dog bit could he argue, kick etc

[@K_Cole0128]

He said he kicked it 3xs.

[@kendelynbaptiste9078]

This man is a piece of work.The judge was so irate with him and his lies looking for a pay day.He is a pathological liar.

[@debrastone2198]

Everything happened so quickly! There was no time for that dog to grab his privates even under the bag like he was claiming after they watched both videos. He had to be lying.

[@broncotia3125]

He quite clearly was...

[@BloodNote]

I knew he was lying the very moment he started speaking

[@tjbooker9948]

"The dog got under the bag!" He sure did buddy. In more ways than one.

[@paulvanallen-lononca]

Set the tone for the stuff that happens later cause it's "NUTS" Great line judge....

[@QueenVirgo1981]

Classic case ever!!! The plantiff thought he was going to overtalk his way to victory 🤣😂🤣 He's definitely a character that was trying to get rich..........His video evidence confirmed his scandalous lies 🙌🙌🙌

[@M88-z5t]

I really didn't believe him from the start but when drops the penal code to Doug...I knew he was lying. He looked up whether he could sue and saw he could "wether the dog bit or came in contact " and saw it as a payout. Also...who walks up to a door....with a dog standing in the doorway...and just blasts into the door. I'm always super cautious not to get bit but for the dog not to run away. ...

[@broncotia3125]

🎯

[@cinnamonrollonapancake]

Exactly! Then he said he thought he got bit.🤨

[@michellehawkins1027]

Yea, he wasn't even interested in the store until he heard the dog.

[@laurielester9437]

Penal code.... Hahaha 😂

[@lindaandreula2724]

You never out talk the judge!!!

[@SH-lc7ue]

The way she was about to yell "BALLS" in court omg 🤣

[@marciadaniel781]

Things people do for money, even embarrassing yourself

[@nicolelugo4187]

God I feel sorry for his poor wife

[@LoVe81617]

Lol he's a drama queen 👑

[@sarahlynn7894]

I’m honestly surprised he was able to find someone to marry him. Makes me wonder if she’s worse? 😬

[@probochronicles3991]

The Plaintiff really said he had his wife check out his injury because "she knows that area better than anyone...." I can't....🤣

[@probochronicles3991]

I'm glad she picked up on the Plaintiff having his prescription bag in front of his crotch when the dog jumped. I don't see the dog biting the guy at all.

[@jamesy29]

I almost fell off my chair laughing. Well of course, your wife should know about down there as much as you unless she wears a blindfold, when it's time to get it on, lol. The plaintiff is "NUTS" and wanted a quick pay day, but glad the store had a camera, and clear video too, to expose the liar that he is and from the video, the little doggy, didn't even go near his family jewels.

[@aprilsmith5714]

She said she wanted to set the tone because what happened next was Nuts." Lol. Pun intended.

[@rb3751]

Defendant was so kind and answered the questions perfectly.

[@DaishaView]

Lmaoooo love Doug’s commentary at the end 😂😭

[@colleenknapp8626]

🤗 I can't wait! Oh, the anticipation, after seeing your comment, to hear another snarky remark from Doug! It must be a zinger.

[@c_es4138]

That man is awful! Who knows how much he has made filing lawsuits over next to nothing when he's the shithead wreaking havoc wherever he goes. I'm so glad the defendant had video to prove his (and his dog's) innocence.

[@sandylane5498]

Thesis why the plaintiff walked in the store in the 1st bc he thought the statute was contact whether they bite you or not... he was looking for a payday. He's a jerk!

[@user-gt1kd9rv1w]

Yup! He roof on himself in the end!

[@samsayasane1934]

I just love that dog.he so cute

[@PhoenixHinds]

I love watching the conversation at the end. Such great vibes from them both.

[@star0084]

I'm super Intrigued about the story behind the memorial plaque for Rambo the jumping fish from Judge Alex.

[@bhornannawindeedeigh5007]

​@@star0084 I loved Judge Alex Ferrer. He was awesome.

[@broncotia3125]

@@star0084 Judge Alex walked into Millian's chambers startling Rambo The fish, which jumped out of his tank and bit Judge Alex in the scrotum. Then Rambo mysteriously disappeared the next day, prompting a call to the FBI. I think we all know what happened to Rambo from there... "hes sleeping with the fishes" as they say... lol 😁

[@NubianP6]

@@bhornannawindeedeigh5007 everyone loved Judge Alex, especially the women! He’s a tall, handsome guy. 😂

[@missyrose2154]

You immediately did what every guy would do and blocked your … you can tell she almost said a word that rhymes with smalls but caught herself in time . I love her 😂

[@kimvellore4134]

if you are bit or even slightly hit in the balls you will be rolling on the floor in pain. in the end the plaintiff decides to quote saying the dog does not even have to make contact but forgot to mention his lying. Wish there was a punishment for lying and frivolous lawsuits

[@Texaslife98]

There really should be.. it wastes time and resources for the court to attend to these frivolous situations.

[@hey-you7]

Obviously you have been around very weak men in your life. I've been hit multiple times and never been rolling on the floor in pain. You breathe through it, walk it off, possibly vomit.

[@DGrant86]

@@hey-you7you must have a cootie cat if you don’t have no feeling down there. Even from a slap on the nuts there’s a normal reaction for someone to say ooh sh*t or yell or something even grabbing or rubbing that area

[@kakraamissah-tetteh974]

There is punishment for lying under oath (perjury). No wonder his wife who knows his 'jewellery' or 'bits and pieces' so well did not accompany him to court. She knew he was lying 😅😅😅

[@Debthouse]

After listening to this case I will need to get a prescription for that migraine medication.

[@DirlingSwervish]

Haha, I take that for migraines and something tells me that is not what he is taking 😂.

[@Debthouse]

I totally agree.

[@silvermillennial]

The plaintiff tries to rip into her in the hallway at the end, saying she knows nothing about Florida statues, then is shocked when he's told she currenly lives and had worked in Florida for years. Meanwhile, she actually told him as much in the courtroom when he tried to tell her about her home state and he blew her off like he didn't care. 🤨🙄

[@dawnbriscoe7874]

Who wants to be the King's ransom, that the Judge laughed for about 30 mins before she came out...😂😂😂😂

[@jeannineterese1037]

This guy starts crap everywhere he goes.

[@danp1151]

He didn't even react like he got bit, what a scumbag trying to take advantage of a system and attempt to rob this defendant

[@Smokey_Pz]

Best part of this is the picture of that dog 😊

[@MATTLUCAS-zz6we]

You Seen that bright white mercedes waiting for the spot. Instant Karma Balls to Wall Man😂😂😂😂😂

[@ariesleorising9421]

Wait? A dog bit his testicle and he didn’t feel it until a day later??😂😂😂😂

[@KittyLewinsky7]

When they showed the picture of the little bitty dog I hollered!!😂😂😂 u can tell the plaintiff is used to having his way & is very argumentative & entitled ugh. Beware of the plaintiff!

[@melli2413]

How could he not notice the barking dog?

[@KyTy-yb3vl]

Exactly! And why did he keep pulling the door open wider when he could clearly see/hear the dog right there… He’s a dumb ass!!!

[@ralexandra1058]

Some store fronts have tinted windows or have a reflective finish to block the sun. Same for my city in the desert.

[@elvickRULES]

@@ralexandra1058 next time I hear loud music I’ll just wear some tinted glasses to block the sound 🤪

[@Anglynn74]

because the voices in his head were too loud. guy has issues

[@lisaparrey1343]

@@ralexandra1058 yes but the video showed the dog barking and it was about the time the dog first barked that the plaintiff paused and then went into the pet store, he wasn't going in there and even said earlier he told the woman he was only going to the drug store, nothing about the pet store

[@singer34109]

I started laughing when she said everything that happened after the parking space argument was nuts. LOL

[@hgkal808]

The plaintiff was really ballsy to bring such a limp case to the People's Court.

[@deedeekarim]

I see what you did there 😂

[@laurielester9437]

Good one. Lol

[@dbabies82]

Dude is horrible... He knew that dog didn't touch him at all, and it honestly look like he saw an opportunity to scam and went for it. Glad the guy had a camera. Now the entire world can see what type of fraud the guy is.

[@ktzep]

He really said "I still think the dog bit me" 🤣

[@srwater1]

He probably aggravated his cyst because he was kicking the door. He blocked his fluff balls immediately.

[@ThickSenpaii]

This case was sooooo good. Im glad she got on them both. I wish he would've got in more trouble for lying

[@MichaelToub]

“It’s nuts” 5’30” in - so funny !

[@emilydevlin2961]

I love it!!! ❤️ 🐕 Plaintiff, what a lying idiot! 🤣 Thank you Judge Milian for seeing thru his lies!

[@IsomerMashups]

If I took someone to court every time a dog jumped up and scared me, I'd spend my whole life in court. It's unpleasant, and the owner should have control over their dog, but it's not actively harmful.

[@supportvawa2213]

"What happened was....." Let me guess, he'll say - "It is what it is" after he loses.

[@lisavee4670]

Precisely 🤷

[@MhiaLee19]

He had a nigga moment.

[@guillermoperez3348]

The dog couldn't find his testicles to bite. They are too small. Lol

[@NoellGenna]

This plaintiff is sooooo clueless, he doesn’t seem to know or remember anything. Lol

[@larrywilson6708]

Thank goodness for the shop owners cameras

[@JeremiahLOsborne]

This is absolutely enraging. This is the kind of man who has a one-track mind. It was obvious that the store owner did not want him to open the door, and yet he did it anyway. He didn't give a crap that the dog was about to run away, he needs to get inside that store. He didn't even react to allegedly getting bit in the testicles. This guy is a jerk.

[@SwordHMX]

The plaintiff provided FOUR exhibits of evidence that the defendant is innocent.

[@robertmancilla2656]

JM: "Every professional says the same thing, there's no evidence you have any testicules"....

[@jonsmith6331]

reminder this was a voluntary TV appearance

[@3vrodriguez]

Does anyone really get back in their car and give up their parking space? that never happens.

[@imartinist]

Yes, but most of use just park in the back to skip the melodramatics...

[@jillianjames7780]

i did one time when i was first starting out driving because the man who i presumably took it from was built like the Rock and yelling at the top of his lungs

[@TheAray6]

No it doesn’t happen! But she would have felt like a jackass if he had said oh I’m sorry, I didn’t see you let me give you the spot. Then she probably would have said. Oh, it’s okay. People are so ready to die on their hill but show them how the hill is littered with crap!

[@vixxter3099]

I can’t believe she asked him why he had a dash cam and said that it’s not common. It is very common, so that left me shaking my head.

[@vixxter3099]

That dude is an opportunist. That dog never bit him. I’m glad he didn’t win but I’m glad she went after the other guy about controlling his dog.

[@ShanMarie513]

Plaintiff has never been told he’s the problem.

[@AzraelSeraph-s3b]

🎵 Looking for lawsuits in the wrong places, starting 💩 after stealing parking spaces. 🎶

[@melvill4185]

21:27 the defendant face looks so sacred. I would be the same way in front of any judge lol

[@Dein104]

The plaintiff taking notes kills me 😂

[@ladykws]

Man, I had such a BALL watching this one. 🤣

[@PeteR-or5kj]

Judge- " I have to set the tone because what happens later is nuts"...

[@blynn2505]

Lmao 🤣 can see why she went off on him he clearly saw her waiting there

[@moneymade8530]

lol bro heard and saw a barking dog loose in a pet store and thought to himself “easy money”

[@arlenecoggins-john3795]

The plaintiff is a narcissist. That Dog did not touch him period 😂

[@sirintornstantripop788]

5:19 “Either way we are not talking about the parking space, I just need to set the tone for what happens later cuz it’s NUTS” Pun intended? 😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@quarrynate153]

I giggled at that quip from the Judge, "had you backed in the other lady might have gotten the spot". He pulled in to that spot in such an odd way that it makes it look like he was trying to beat someone to it. He seemed to get a close as possible to that SUV backing out and barely gave them a chance to get out of the way before taking their previous spot

[@bunji_beans]

Right! By his own video, he didn't even give the previous occupant time to fully pull away from the spot. What a tool!

[@SRFAA]

@edye ann Men aren't allowed to giggle?

[@ashb7846]

@edye ann wow gross. Wtf does him saying “giggled” have anything to do with his character as a person who disagreed with your other comment? Men are still human and allowed to say the same silly things women say. Also as a women, you don’t get to speak for all women. Is it a bit of an over-reaction for a guy to get annoyed at a woman relating a kick to the balls like a hit on the boobs, especially when that comment was trying to show empathy to that situation, for sure. He can’t know what period cramps feel like so he’s also wrong for trying to make a comparison he knows nothing about. But as someone who has been hit in the chest and seen guy friends hit in the groin, I’d definitely say that looks more painful. Heck, as a woman being hit in the groin hurts more that when I’ve been hit in the boob. We all have various levels of sensitivity, you were both making valid points, and NEITHER of you should have been so upitty about the others comment. Some people get so caught up on trying to be “right” they fly right by the point they were hoping to make, and imho, now you both look foolish.

[@dinkalicious]

I’m sure that guy wonders why he only has negative encounters with everyone.

[@autumpeaches9562]

The magnifying glass killed me 💀💀

[@N1oreo1]

The plaintiff and defendant look like a South Florida couple 😂

[@Fluffyzk]

This was a great case!!😂

[@stratfordbaby]

Defendant is a LIAR. If he went out and waited to see if the Plaintiff was coming out of the pharmacy that makes NO SENSE because he had no idea that he would come back and try going into his pet shop. COMPLETE LIAR.

[@shabazbaptiste688]

The plaintiff is so annoying. Why does a quick explanation turn into a tangent… he was totally lying because people tend to over embellish when they’re trying to think of a story.

[@callmeonkeshiasphone]

Yeah fucking iguanas

[@kimt8795]

It sounds like he talked to mask his lies

[@quarrynate153]

I always this line from Judge Judy, "If you're telling the truth, you don't need to have a good memory". The more irrelevant and pointless details the story has the more likely it's completely fabricated

[@lisaparrey1343]

@@quarrynate153 My mother always said that

[@andybrown6981]

I read that people who tell truth can give great details. Which is it?