Perfect Church

The only perfect church is the one you don't attend.
performed by touring drama/sketch group Dramatic Pause

[@tokoniadeyeye3225]

the director did a great job, they sound like they're auditioning for a Hollywood film or Broadway. thumbs up!

[@jonimichalski1885]

Funny

[@revmarkymark1972]

I am going to play this in church today - excellent. Thank you. Its the Week of Prayer for Church Unity in UK this week and this is really helpful something that I am doing.

[@christopherbattles68]

We played this at church yesterday. Thank you. K, bye

[@The11yessica]

Uhmm.. I was in the skit. The point of the skit was to tell people that no matter what church you attend, it's never going to be perfect. Find a church that meets your beliefs, and stick with it, through the ups and downs. :)

[@jonimichalski1885]

Thanks you ladies were funny 😁

[@jonimichalski1403]

Which one were you And where you And are you ladies sisters?

[@trendsetterdebbie]

I love this skit 😂❤

[@chrisray88able]

You did a GREAT job. I really enjoyed the skit. Are there any other skits you've done or links you could recommend for skits for ladies events at churches??

[@csthankful]

This is fabulous!

[@margaretdohertytv2679]

This is so true ☝️ Great acting 👏

[@jonimichalski9193]

Nobody perfect except for God and a church is made of people amen PS are any of this women sister s because they look a like

[@jonimichalski1403]

Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Good Acting Ladies sisters not playing sisters 😉😉😉😉

[@willbenra2634]

Does anyone have a script already done for this? I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you!

[@barbaragunn5835]

I listened to the skit, and typed it word-for-word. It didn't take long at all, because it is rather short.

[@jonimichalski69]

No Church is perfect Because People Aren't Perfect.Their is only One Perfect One in our Church or Any Church The Lord Savior Jesus Christ

[@The11yessica]

Well.. Let me just but in.. That is me in the black hat :) It is "well", just extended. I promise

[@tokoniadeyeye3225]

The11yessica great job! actor in the black hat, fabulous talent, I'm a fan

[@marioirene99]

Lol this is so funny!

[@helenlydia1313]

awesome!! funny!!

[@The11yessica]

@kidzklubman My dad's a children's pastor in Arkansas!

[@PooleSilly]

I am grateful to say that I am a born again Christian and have been since I was 19.......folks if you don’t know Christ as your savior then it burdens my soul to think that you are headed for a terrible place called Hell where the Bible says the fire is never quenched and the worm dies not! Folks you are not promised tomorrow! If you want to know how to be saved from this horrible reality then please by all means don’t hesitate to comment right back so I can lead you to the savior! 2 Corinthians 6:2 clearly states “now is the time of God’s favor, now is the day of salvation!” And Hebrews 3:15 clearly states, “Today if you hear his voice don’t harden your hearts! It is not me but the Holy Spirit that I pray reveals to you the truth of his precious gospel......John 3:16 says for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes on him will not perish but have everlasting life! V 17 says then V 18 says whoever believes on the son is not condemned but whoever does not believe on the son is condemned already because he has not believed on the son whom God has sent! Also Acts 16:30-31 what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house I am not threatening anyone but just warning them what will happen if they reject this precious gift of eternal life! Christ died a horrible criminals death! He was beaten brutally mocked spit upon and endured countless hours of torture pain for all of our sins! Ppl go to hell because they reject that pardon for their sins! And Jesus is saying to them in Matthew 25:41 depart from me you cursed into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels! Hell was only prepared for Satan and his angels! It is not God who threatens anyone it is the craziness of rejecting the free pardon of salvation! It’s like if you’re in court you’ve committed a crime say you murdered someone! Now if you say to that Judge hey I know I’ve done a terrible thing of murdering that person but I hear you’re a good judge and so I know you’ll be fair to me...... the judge is going to reply well yes you’re right about one thing I am a good judge and because I’m a good judge I’m going to see to it that you’re punished and that justice is served! Well then all of a sudden someone you don’t even know comes forward and says you know what I know he’s committed the crime he’s committed and he deserves to go to jail but I really don’t want to see him go to prison so I’ll just go to prison for him so he can go free! So if you accepted that offer you’d be free to leave the courtroom but if you didn’t well you’d be crazy and go to prison yourself! Well that’s exactly how it was 2,000 years ago! He is God in human flesh and he came to this earth lived a perfect sinless life and even though he knew that we had sinned and because of our sins deserved to die miserably but he said no I don’t want to see them suffer so I will go and take their punishment for them! Even though he did absolutely nothing wrong still he chose to take the punishment for our sins so we can be set free from the power bondages and consequences of our disobedience to God! Romans 5:8 says For God commends his love toward us that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us! 1 John 2:2 says he was made to be the propitiation for our sins! And not just for our sins but the sins of the whole world! 2 Corinthians 5:21 He who knew no sin became Sin for us that we would be made his righteousness! The truth is if you had to get to Heaven by your own effort then you cannot do it! Because Romans 3:10 says there is not one that does good! No Not One! Romans 3:23 says For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God! Romans 6:23 says For the wages of sin is death! But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our lord! But the good news is Romans 10:9 If we confess with our mouth and believes in our hearts that Christ died for our sins then was raised from the dead we will be saved! V 10 For it’s with the heart we believe and it’s with the mouth confession is made unto salvation! God gave us 10 commandments to follow and we’ve broken every one of them! And because God is a good God he cannot allow our disobedience to him to go unpunished! Well then like I just mentioned above his son Jesus stepped forward and said no I don’t want to see them punished so I will take their punishment for them! And also like I said he died a terrible substitute criminal’s death for us on a cross so now all we have to do is accept that payment for our sins and we can escape the terrible wrath of God that is to fall on them who do not accept this atonement that was sacrificed for our sins! Praise the lord Romans 10:13 says Whoever calls on the name of the lord shall be saved! And 1 Peter 1:4 you’re an inheritance incorruptible, and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you! Christ clearly said in John 14:6 I am the way the truth and the life and no one comes to the father but through me! Acts 4:12 clearly states that there is no other name given unto Heaven or earth by which we must be saved as there is salvation in no other! Jesus clearly states that there is clearly only one way to Salvation and it’s him that’s it! There is no other way! God Bless everyone who reads!

[@TNCarpenter90]

That was an exaggerated southern "well" like with a chuckle in it. Sorta like when a cop finds drugs in your car after you say you don't have them and the cop says, "We-he-he-ll, looky here." Just like a laugh in the middle of the word. I guess it's one of those southern things.

[@jonimichalski9193]

Beautiful I have a good question to ask are the two blondes and the two brunettes sisters?

[@jonimichalski1403]

Beautiful

[@brianjones6389]

Matthew 5:48

[@jonimichalski9193]

Love the Four ladies but no church perfect and everyone has different perspective and opinions.

[@jonimichalski9193]

Beautiful ❤️ I just wonder if they ladies are sisters?

[@jonimichalski1403]

No church is perfect because people Aren't perfect

[@scottosenbaugh7622]

In answer to KareyB00, the word at 1:16 is not "well hell" but a drawn out, Southern "well." Listen carefully; there is no profanity from her.

[@heidirobinson3352]

Good thing Church is still voluntary!!🎉

[@savaiianteine1]

Lol @ the one in the yellow. Her face expression, I would've done the same.

[@brianjones6389]

Help Lord

[@samuelquinteros2977]

U no wat they say that the perfect church is the 1 u sont attend

[@2006man]

@rvgonzalez4 There exists good church. Pray to God and He will show you one.

[@2mammaR]

nice skit

[@jonimichalski69]

Catty Phoney

[@rosangelaguedes9690]

alguem por favor poderia traduzir para o portugues!!!

[@jonimichalski69]

Ha

[@jonimichalski69]

What?

[@samuelquinteros2977]

I meant dont

[@BettySue777]

Does this church need Pampers??? The Church belongs to Jesus ! It should be about What HE desires. It aint about us and those glued on the the padded pews for years. ! It's about HIM and the lost and hurting not spoiled religious brats!! Murmuring complaining is not pleasing to God. Grow up!. But the mature Church will resemble Jesus. If your church is like this..you need to find a mature body of Believers! The Perfect Church has died to her flesh and walks by the Spirit of God.