Performing A Real Life Miracle | Full Task | Taskmaster

From Champion of Champions, Katherine Ryan, Bob Mortimer, Rob Beckett, Noel Fielding, and Josh Widdicombe try to perform a real life miracle, with a very loose definition of the word.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@gyroscope915]

"Childbirth" "You have one hour" Yes the time limit is the only problem with that plan

[@js0988]

Literally one of the most natural events in the Universe.

[@lx-icon]

Seeing how much Katherine is willing to commit to a bit for good TV, it wouldn't surprise me if she followed through given the time xD

[@SharinganMan]

... Yes?

[@levilevis9032]

I mean, I'm sure Mr. Horn would be more than happy to admit his namesake for Katherine's task and create his own little miracle...

[@vysearcadia522]

Would be funny if she found a pregnant lady that was popping at that moment and a midwife to bring on set for that hour.

[@twoteesful]

well, I don't see any underground people anywhere, so Bob must have done something right.

[@NevTheDeranged]

You just don't know how to look.

[@joeybulford5266]

I really wish Bob would have said that lol. I was expecting him to

[@davidha4830]

Bob simply demonstrated that his mere existence is the greatest miracle in all of human history.

[@davidec.4021]

This^

[@harrisonbrand8985]

which one’s bob

[@Cuuniyevo]

@@harrisonbrand8985 It's actually the one they address as Bob.

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

@@harrisonbrand8985 I think Bob looks exactly how a Bob would look like

[@meiji4785]

I still dont get how Rob Beckett got 100 pizzas in 20 minutes. Did the pizza place just had 100 readymade pizzas ready to go? I think that's a miracle

[@sparo_splat]

He only orderes two pizzas, the rest are empty pizza boxes😂

[@meiji4785]

@@sparo_splat oh ok yeah that makes sense

[@maxanluulnaxam1102]

Yeah I was wondering how the hell he could carry them all.

[@Reloecc]

The weight of the pizza columns would be from 20 to 30 kg each.

[@davidmcfarlane4149]

@@Reloecc that and they were leaning against eachother and I've had pizzas spill on me with much less angle haha

[@frostboy16]

You know everyone's done good when the taskmaster gives joint first and joint second places.

[@setozo4869]

Or everyone has done very bad

[@SennaAugustus]

As should be expected of champions.

[@albinobluesheep]

I feel like that was more a joint 2nd-to-last place than Joint 2nd place haha

[@avoidant560]

You could say everyone's done miraculous task. *wink wink* Get it?

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

I don’t. Because the match stick bit likely was done by breathe. Josh is tied for last place in my judgement. And I like Josh. Just not right for this task.

[@Zandalorscat]

Summoning a plumber in 28 min is actually a miracle

[@RobinHood3000]

I thought Rob's pizza order was nicely appreciative of modern amenities!

[@richardp5920]

Rob’s miracle is fitting all those teeth inside his mouth and being able to somehow show _all_ of them when he talks.

[@thebeardedjohn]

Smart arse and rude

[@---cr8nw]

Having worked at a pizza place, Rob's was way more impressive than he was given credit for. Even with a rolling impinger instead of a pizza oven, it would be nearly impossible to get a hundred pizzas cooked and delivered in under an hour.

[@AxelRoosen]

How bout two pizzas and a bunch of empty boxes?

[@---cr8nw]

@@AxelRoosen, fair point. That's exactly what it looked like, especially the way he carried them. Not to mention the out of pocket cost for such a "miracle". I suspect Alex would've verified the contents of the boxes.

[@adambaker9926]

@@---cr8nw didn't reveal any other illusions, dunno why he'd spoil that one.

[@avighnavohra6889]

taskmaster: perform a miracle. this guy: (starts cosplaying as a holy lizard )

[@fernandofelix892]

"Are you still alive?" "Yeah." "It's a miracle I haven't killed you yet."

[@MargoMB19]

Katherine's 'miracles' were the most impressive I think, especially the wine ones, that was like legitimate creativity.

[@KALEB32154]

She was just performing some common bar bets. There are literally hundreds of great ones like that. Not dissing her, I enjoyed it as well. The YT channel Scam School has a ton of great ones.

[@robotikempire]

looking up bar tricks on he phone is not creative at all really.

[@pumpkingamebox]

But you still have to put “miracle” in quotation marks. Because it’s absolutely explainable. It’s only a miracle because it’s written in the Bible. Meanwhile the matches, that’s a real magic trick.

[@oTurkish13x]

@@KALEB32154 He was merely making a comparison between her and the rest of them Katherine smashed it compared to the others

[@Ripen3]

@@pumpkingamebox You think the matches are not explainable? 😜

[@SKM6540]

For a moment there... Josh was so bloody cool.

[@yiasminathefangirl]

I would’ve looked up a song titled “A Miracle”, memorise it real quick, made a little choreo, and then perform it😂😂

[@EnteiFire4]

Queen has a song called "The Miracle"

[@hirshja]

@@EnteiFire4 That was my thought.

[@Cobralalalala]

That, or a song by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles. 🙂

[@jumpman8282]

Rush did "Sweet Miracle".

[@al145]

Noel definitely already owned the lizard costume

[@sillyman1709]

Josh is using his pulse to move the matches, blood is life, life is a miracle.

[@howareyoudoing90]

I believe he is rolling the match. The matches are square and when you roll it, it bumps the other match up.

[@spazmatic53]

​@@howareyoudoing90He rubs his middle finger nail against the match causing it to vibrate and the other match to jump. You can clearly see him moving his middle finger moving in the video.​

[@rubenjoe7488]

You use the friction of your middle finger nail to rub the match to make vibrations that make the other one jump around.

[@tterexx426]

@@spazmatic53 I learned this one as a kid and never thought I would see it in a TV show xD

[@rambl1ngr0se]

the pizzas themselves weren't impressive. BUT the fact that he carried all of those without them toppling over? thats a miracle.

[@GroovingPict]

they were empty boxes (apart from two) and leaning against eachother... hardly a miracle

[@DragOnDani01]

"How much did the plumber cost ya?" Rob has scars from Al Murray xD

[@henrymorgan8936]

The definition for a miracle perfectly suits noel

[@jasonsexton1010]

Very few channels I'll give a like before I've watched the whole video but this is definitely one of them

[@NevTheDeranged]

I think we're all underestimating the miraculousness of getting 100 pizzas delivered, I think that absolutely qualifies.

[@labradude]

It was 2 pizzas and 98 boxes

[@NevTheDeranged]

@@labradude seems likely, yeah.

[@parklloyd6690]

What about carrying two stacks of 50 boxes each? If they all had pizzas in them, that’s pretty heavy, and if 98 were empty, then they’d be more prone to tipping over. Not really a miracle just carrying them, but still impressive. Cheers.

[@valeried8542]

Something amazing, that you can't explain: Getting all the shopping into the boot

[@lthem3487]

I was amazed with the lizard tho 😍

[@shmookins]

It's a miracle the current new season is uploaded to youtube day and date!

[@mattmaloney5988]

Love a task that starts in the Dexter room.

[@paulareichmuth1992]

Bob is such a wildcard

[@ace-xy8ub]

Noel's legitimately bewildered me just as the matchsticks did.

[@baoboumusic]

I'm a simple man. I see Noel Fielding, I see taskmaster, I click like.

[@bloodybladenum1920]

Same

[@lovelyghosh301]

Bruh😎

[@alper8966]

1:53 bolibompadraken

[@edithdomeij1783]

Svensk🤌🏼

[@DJBIGWiLLiE]

I love that the KZbin series is behind the actual one on TV, everything still seems normal lol

[@chewar7537]

Love Noel. So funny

[@bitchimbatman3966]

I cant wait for the second champions of champions

[@asterix7842]

Anyone know how many episodes it will be? Hopefully more than the two they had last time.

[@Kalwei]

Strong Chris Angel vibes from Noel this time. Haha

[@Pedigru]

I think the pizza should have been given to the homeless or something. The miracle of generosity.

[@fatesDeath]

Only was like 2 puzzas and 98 empty boxes

[@kunaltolani1248]

He actually ordered 2 pizzas and the others were empty boxes.

[@wheelooze4655]

"the homeless" imagine just turning up to a homeless shelter with 100 pizzas. See anything wrong with that?

[@jojoyear]

@@wheelooze4655 I don't. Explain?

[@wheelooze4655]

@@jojoyear Pizza would be such a waste of money considering it's not really healthy and it doesn't last very long. It's a step above donating some ice cream.

[@VideoInformation]

Miracles indeed

[@almasamocha3018]

I feel like there's not enough discussion of how fucking insane Bob's response to the task is.

[@thatspineappletastic]

The craziest thing to me in this video is how that guy carried all 100 pizzas at once

[@GroovingPict]

absolutely no way could Rob lift hundred pizzas at once. More like two pizzas and 98 empty boxes I would think

[@maximedervaux2367]

If someone told me that a David Bowie impersonator did order 100 pizzas, I wouldn't believe it. So I guess this IS a miracle!

[@AnuragXorma]

I liked that atleast someone used science

[@PerigeeParrot]

That matchstick trick is one of the ones I remember James Randi talking about having to debunk at some point. I might have gone for the Uri Gellar melting spoon myself

[@ZearthGJL]

Wouldn't it be a miracle that the house didn't burn down if you... Ya...

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

I think Rob spending so much money for a task is a minor miracle.

[@DrBojanglez105]

Child birth? “You have an hour.”

[@Liesmith424]

Man, I really hope she was joking about not paying the plumber.

[@VideoGuy232]

I think the plumber was a friend who happened to have the uniform. Getting someone in 28 minutes is kind of insane

[@MrFalcon343]

I literally cannot wait for the next champion of champions Im on team Liza

[@Hulksmash-hh4ph]

After that sit on a cake challenge I can see why lol

[@yurinaily1326]

I need Lou, Kerry and Liza on the same team task

[@asterix7842]

Lou all the way!

[@Jeremyramone]

Skateboard!!

[@AlecDouglas]

"It's not often you see a man dissing Christ surrounded by pizzas."

[@mauritsponnette]

Demystify the wobbly matches for me please! 👇👇

[@sheldon6520]

Look closely at how the matches are placed. If you do, you’ll notice that it’s done so in such a manner that it’s easy to perform the Enkanu match-hop magic spell.

[@coldray5]

@@sheldon6520 god damn you!

[@mauritsponnette]

I don't see it 😅

[@mauritsponnette]

But thanks for the answers anyway! 😊🙏

[@NeatNit]

I'm not following

[@hiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq]

0:22 its the man who was in 2 cool for you school movie thing AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

[@kaiseroblivious9270]

I agree

[@jacquesboyadjian9449]

Please, im begging, new episodes :(

[@asterix7842]

The first couple from series 11 are available if you look for them.

[@robfritz841]

What’s the trick with matches in England? That stick don’t hop in the States.?

[@aakashvairaw]

about the jumping matchstick trick all you gotta do is roll the match youre holding after you put another matchstick over it. As you roll the match stick the other one ovee it starts jumping but the sticks gotta be square not circular.

[@smoulibabca]

he does not roll it, so I guess it has to be something else

[@ladiesman2048]

Poor plumber having to rush in for no reason

[@Braindoner101]

Yes, street miracles. Dime a dozen.

[@Celairiel]

My dad taught me how to do the matches trick when I was about 8.

[@KennyBromzz]

How

[@russman3787]

@@KennyBromzz Well?? Answer the man!

[@spazmatic53]

​@@russman3787 He rubs his middle finger nail against the match causing it to vibrate and the other match to jump. You can clearly see him moving his middle finger moving in the video.

[@paradise_valley]

@@spazmatic53 some people say that he was struggling to make it jump higher so he let out a good long breath as well to get it down a little.

[@russman3787]

@@spazmatic53 Oh cool. Thks

[@larrymanning5925]

Child birth...that's a miracle...you have one hour... 😂

[@yopek07]

It would have been nice to see as a miracle that those pizzas went to an orfanato....

[@Mskompass]

How many went into the comment section to find how how to make matches jump like that?

[@Buphido]

I would've probably attempted to build a simple tensegrity table.

[@Logical]

I guess josh needed the win

[@Johan_S4]

3:15 how does that not fall?

[@isaz2425]

must be a miracle

[@branislavbily6381]

from what series is this?

[@corbintheposer6128]

I think about noel at least 57 times a day and I’m not exaggerating

[@Trash_Boat007]

Man if I was on this my miracle would be finding Alex a girlfriend

[@yoshimitsu9923]

0:30 what did he say?

[@EnoVarma]

What about magnets? How do they work?

[@123bluesssman]

Childbirth? Lmao

[@MinscS2]

3:19 Not gonna lie, I would've asked for a new pizza if someone served me that. It's been in the oven for way too long.

[@La_sagne]

it looks fantastic

[@chimadang1573]

The edges actually look burnt

[@julienne4402]

Wait nooooooo, where's Noels yellow attire

[@James_Byron]

This is from the Champion of Champions

[@sorf5041]

catherine is so pretty

[@amazingabby25]

She was, lately she’s done too much plastic surgery it’s so sad

[@khajiitimanus7432]

I would have gotten a TV, an Xbox, and any Dark Souls game. I would then start a cleric character, and cast any miracle spell.

[@atlan5139]

hope all those pizzas didnt go to waste

[@La_sagne]

as someone else pointed out: the fact that rob carried them all means that it was probably just the 2 pizzas he showed plus 98 empty boxes

[@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme]

All those 2 pizzas?

[@thechosenone589]

So much jesus slander lmao

[@TheJohtaja]

3:21 *Donald* *Trump* *wants* *to* *know* *your* *location.*

[@rihadalif]

someone explain how the F**K josh did that

[@MichelleUpNorth]

I'm really sad no-one went and volunteered at a soup kitchen for an hour. Feeding the hungry is pretty straight miracle territory.

[@MrMattie725]

You should lose all your points for wasting that amount of food.

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

Wasting 2 Pizzas? Nah.. he ate them.. In no way possible a pizzaplace can make 100 pizzas in under 30 minutes. They often dont even make 100 a day.

[@claymountain1300]

wtf noels was way better than Josh's. And Katherine deserved sole first place.

[@linusnoren3661]

Very much off topic, but Katherine is so beautiful

[@SumChap1]

I genuinely didn't know the curly-haired guy was a comedian, I've seen him on loads of shows I just thought he was a panelist or something!

[@aleksisuuronen5969]

It's not serious but I cannot understand how did Catherine get so high points since she did the same as Rob (pizza/plumber), just gave a 100pounds (what is that) but the last one was something I was in board with but Noel did kinda same stuff much funnier really. I just think she should have been judged just by the wine miracle 😅 But yeah it's just a taskmaster

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

Katherine's was so much better than Josh's.

[@Alex-li1ch]

I think Stephen Lynch would be good in the American version.

[@julesking1303]

Does Bob genuinely believe in mole people? Because I’m not sure.

[@mihikapendharkar6920]

waow I'm early

[@dante3603]

1st

[@azku]

Catherine should have been disqualified. She gave numerous miracles when asked for only one miracle.

[@verward]

this is rubbish, Katherine legit do anything that impressed me.