It's worth calling out the reason Xisuma didn't get to compete in Permitmaster was because he was *positively knackered* after spending hours troubleshooting one of the scariest server bugs Hermitcraft has dealt with in a while (chests and shulker boxes were going invisible and losing all their contents). I really hope he can work out a deal with SmallishJoel.
@Sirfing_Wolf3 ай бұрын
The last time we let Tango cook he spent 13 months in a cave.
@Zaznin3 ай бұрын
And he created an Arc Reactor out of a box of scrap.
@DerrylHopkins3 ай бұрын
TANGO TEK MADE THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF REDSTONE!
@elvinvillamor4723 ай бұрын
But I'm not tangotek.
@joshuastanaway16913 ай бұрын
I don’t know did you watch him and Zed cook at that last event… Pure Gold
@alecthe2nd3 ай бұрын
And a delicious dungeon he cooked up.
@Specterghostphantom3 ай бұрын
Hermits: We hate the Permit Office! Its so inefficient! **Cub takes over** Hermits: We hate the Permit Office! It's too efficient!!
@PredictedCyborg3 ай бұрын
There has to be at least ONE faction conflict per season, the Government's just a convenient target. :P
@NinjaElite242 ай бұрын
The balance has been disturbed…
@thegameplayer1253 ай бұрын
does anybody feel like the life sized bdubs is proof that the armor stand update has given cleo frightening levels of power.
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
_Given?!_ Has everyone so easily forgotten Fred-Jeff, the spoopy abomination they summoned in their wizard tower? The one with the wibbly bits that _actually _*_wibbled?!?_*
@WackoMcGoose3 ай бұрын
True but, counterpoint, they're not the _only_ hermit to have been empowered by it. Yoel and Impulse have giant kaiju in both of their cities now...
@CoolAnagram2 ай бұрын
They're gonna take over hermitcraft and make everyone into armor stands
@MeLoNarXo3 ай бұрын
Ren: its in the style of a gameboy from 1988... you wearent born yet. False: oh my goodness.
@tytan21253 ай бұрын
0:19 sloy had the perfect excuse to misspell grain's name on the next pov
@Freeze-n-Frost3 ай бұрын
I think you mean Giran 😤
@jojobeanmc3 ай бұрын
@@Freeze-n-Frost It’s obviously Groin smh 🙄
@Chigger3 ай бұрын
Grien returns from the Hardcore series.
@fhtraveler2 ай бұрын
@@jojobeanmc Ex-CUSE me?! 🤬
@chicagogr813 ай бұрын
The revolution will not be televised, but it will be live streamed!
@reaper_is_unavailable3 ай бұрын
@@chicagogr81 perfect
@miraculousmoonsanddragons3 ай бұрын
F is for how ~~fucked we are~~ funny it will be
@dubinmarks13 ай бұрын
I I think we all agree we need to have king Kong holding Lizzy
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
Commenters are torn between Lizzy and *Timmy.*
@YetAnotherJenn3 ай бұрын
@@GSBarlev Double Fisted!! ❤❤
@charli2163 ай бұрын
@@YetAnotherJennhey, phrasing😭
@StealthViper2123 ай бұрын
I think Smallishbeans is on something. He’s built something that would take any normal person years upon years in a couple months
@applemnster63093 ай бұрын
He was the same way on Empires
@coachmystogan3 ай бұрын
It's one of the best non nature views in hc. Histiry
@theonebman75813 ай бұрын
I'm unironically hyped over recap titles coming back
@CHEESEPUFF_73 ай бұрын
Heck yeah!
@ChimpManZ12643 ай бұрын
Can't believe I missed the False ID pun until they said it. 😂
@FemMushroom3 ай бұрын
2:33 ah yes my favorite british woman joehills
@Gnomies3 ай бұрын
The lead up into the armadillo space program made me laugh so hard 😂
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
Armadillo sits down at the bar: "My lot in life is to be tortured eternally!" Allay one seat down: "First time?"
@iveharzing3 ай бұрын
10:38 Love that Pixlriffs has played Elden Ring and keeps putting references from it in these videos!
@mordor_33 ай бұрын
@@iveharzing That would be sloy no?
@williamjones53343 ай бұрын
@@mordor_3 Both of them write the script and have played the game, so probably a group effort.
@fraud82563 ай бұрын
Worst part is Joe had a flint and steel
@kubsonsik4303 ай бұрын
Im not the only one that thougt about Mumbos lama room!
@Slackbot3 ай бұрын
That "Garten of Banban" gag caught me off guard. LOL!
@tsdk1073 ай бұрын
Cleo absolutely going nuclear devastation on roasting Bdubs. There's precious few things that give me joy. This is one of them.
@WackoMcGoose3 ай бұрын
It's the natural evolution of the Hermitizer from the Empires crossover, Bdubs was _shorter than the others._ Now he's as small as he can get without going to the Quantum Realm!
@starry.embers3 ай бұрын
if i had a nickel for every time false won a permit event, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot. but it’s happened twice.
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
Someone suggested the next event have some sort of PvP component, to which I responded-guys, the point is for False _not_ to dominate! Honestly, I'm 75% confident that the main reason JoelishBeans was added to the server was as a counter to False, as even the forbidable *GeminiSlay* can't quite counter the Queen of DPS.
@X3n0nLP3 ай бұрын
Didn't expect sudden markiplier in the intro
@hlantian75633 ай бұрын
Pearl's eavesdropping on Scar and Skizz made me think how legendary it would be if someone got the Poe duo with a Wind burst 3 Mace combo...
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
Whoever does it is legally rewuired to put on a bandana and shout _KABONG!!!_ as they deliver the blow
@WackoMcGoose3 ай бұрын
@@GSBarlev "Looks like the boomerang always comes back..." _PearlescentMoon hit the ground too hard_ "DANG IT!"
@recurvestickerdragon3 ай бұрын
omg custom mace guitar texture
@Kookydog13 ай бұрын
11:44 Maybe if the mountain crew works on the volcano, we’ll have a big badaboom in time for next week’s recap.
@waypou20043 ай бұрын
The Leeloo Dallas Multipass joke made me laugh so hard; it’s such a funny pull
@JR51123 ай бұрын
Went scrolling for this :)
@DanBacksIide3 ай бұрын
Hermit recap Hermitcrab on hermit craft when Recap by hermitcrab when
@thatsaladprophet70513 ай бұрын
i wonder if we can get another war out of this.
@babch03 ай бұрын
i hope so, i wish to see a war happen just as the videos get uploaded, sad i realized hc is a thing when there was s7 but started at s8
@thedarkbrony6163 ай бұрын
it will just end up being called 'permit wars'
@-Solidwater3 ай бұрын
Well, Jevin and Cub & Scar have already pranked each other so it's definitely possible!
@simic0racle1573 ай бұрын
Grian designed the permit system a war is inevitable
@DarthRayj3 ай бұрын
It's Hermitcraft. The question is never "can we get another war" it's "when will the next war happen, and what will the inciting incident be this time?" XD (The bonus question is "was it Grian's fault?" to which the answer is "usually")
@grumpygato992 ай бұрын
Good show. I was so distracted while cooking I broke 2 ceramic bowls during the Joe Hills segment. On the bright side Lyarrah's subtitles meant I still knew what was happening when the bowls were loudly shattering.
@BlakeLeasure3 ай бұрын
Poor Sloby and his keyboard...
@Leadvest3 ай бұрын
The economic intrigue is so intense this season.
@RhinoTheTanker3 ай бұрын
This recap is so artfully done! It really takes skill to put this much humor and interest into a recap!
@15drasedrase3 ай бұрын
@11:52 WOOOOOWWWWWWWW. That was a damn, damn good pun. Masterfully done!!!
@lisahenry203 ай бұрын
Permitmaster has got me to rewatch tastmaster, and I somehow forgot just how unhinged season 9 was.
@DoughnutDragon3 ай бұрын
Okay that tarnished becoming elden lord joke caught me off guard lol
@corni_20433 ай бұрын
10:34 Put these foolish ambitions to rest, the Lord of frenzied flame will come and take the world!
@metal39783 ай бұрын
"and they would've done it easily if the watched this show and known about mumbo's llama room" That was the first thing i thought of, and i was super surprised no one even mentioned it.
@benrex77753 ай бұрын
Catching the ore snatcher in his web was a very good one.
@Flip16-z5q3 ай бұрын
Omg yes it caught me off guard lol
@RogerMollet3 ай бұрын
Doc, Pearl, and Etho would join Jevin if asked.
@Robstar03 ай бұрын
Leeloo Dallas multipas! Gosh I need to watch that movie again!!!
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
Recently rewatched it. Holds up remarkably well (IMO). Milla Jovovich is just as much of a *supreme being* as I remember.
@YetAnotherJenn3 ай бұрын
Somehow, I don't think the orange outfit would translate to an appropriate skin change! 😅
@valteth3 ай бұрын
10:38 dont know you mean here, after all a tarnished cannot become elden lord.
@justcallmeness3 ай бұрын
This one was a little confusing. I think it kinda had something to do with mixing a few things in with the Permitmaster stuff. But I appreciate your work! I think the permits are good for the server... people have been making farms that they've never attempted! Some people are finally making diamonds that usually never do! I also think that it's good to enforce the permit stuffs...heck, I'm surprised that they haven't confiscated the permits that people have been ignoring. Prices should probably be lower, but maybe that will change
@ethanton70743 ай бұрын
Now we can have Antdubs100 in Hermitcraft!
@GforGForce3 ай бұрын
The cub cheeks in the end credits, I see you
@Flip16-z5q3 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed
@MrCake213 ай бұрын
10 out of 10 video, made a Garten of BanBan reference
@crazydinosaur89453 ай бұрын
2:02 glad im not the only one thinking about mombos lama danger zone kill message, and im vary sad none of them did it
@PillofurLove3 ай бұрын
I was thinking of mumbos killing llama chamber with the 2nd permit task too....
@kennyjac3 ай бұрын
It brings me so much joy when my love for Hermitcraft (and Recap) and Elden Ring bring can intersect 😊
@sannekimenai6393 ай бұрын
the jokes were amazing again as always
@WackoMcGoose3 ай бұрын
Just gonna point out (though Pearl's comment section was first to notice), _that portal-bee has eight legs._ It's an *_Australian Spider-Bee,_* and the POE POE would do their best to keep their distance from it!
@victzegopterix23 ай бұрын
Why has no one died to Mumbo's lama when Cub asked for a surprising death message? It was literally made for that. :^(
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
What keyboard did you get, Sloy? Something fancy and mechanical? Tell me about the switches! Are they hot-swappable?
@TheHermitcraftRecap3 ай бұрын
A cheap Mechanical one, the box said it's hot swap, but I am not sure. Haven't tried fiddling with it yet, just getting used to the feel ~Sloy
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
@@TheHermitcraftRecap Enjoy!
@MichaelMoore993 ай бұрын
The END screen... I GET it!
@MrPurpleDecay3 ай бұрын
6:39 rap metal reference lol
@hawkspiral3 ай бұрын
farmadillo gave me a good chuckle
@shebehere24523 ай бұрын
ty recappers!
@ondururagittandeska20043 ай бұрын
8:54 Will Joel respond with another Toku monster or a Toku Mecha?
@RepoDraghon3 ай бұрын
I totally mention that in that episode that they should go to mumbo's murder room
@Menta3333 ай бұрын
Dont think we dont see the last frame with Cubs behind!!! Embarasment as Bdubs would say...
@DogWater_3 ай бұрын
Oh man ive been avoiding elden ring spoilers at all cost and this was the place i was least expecting one from (I guess its my bad playing the game this late)
@Van-dq4sw3 ай бұрын
Of course we get the Elden Ring joke in there
@polskistalker3 ай бұрын
10:38 I laughed out loud, love the Elden Ring references
@Nihilore3 ай бұрын
If Hermitcraft was a competition False would be the only S-tier
@GSBarlev3 ай бұрын
I'm catching up on her POV of the _Empires_ crossover, and what's already clear is that the best check on False is... another False.
@greatazuredragon3 ай бұрын
Nice episode, thanks for the update.
@mdg4563 ай бұрын
He gave her false id....i hate the pun 😂
@GGardarik3 ай бұрын
I don't really like POE resistance. Permits are great, maybe duplicates of some would be great but not total destruction of them
@nickbrodie60333 ай бұрын
Thanks for the recap. ❤
@SGT.Sroom-ji1pb3 ай бұрын
Given the comment about the keyboard, I feel like it would've been hilarious if the first name was just, "Grain"
@rachelkubacki16423 ай бұрын
It was a good week on Hermy Craft
@ankgaming39033 ай бұрын
1 minute later the viewer are here
@lisastone3453 ай бұрын
youtube wanted me to take a survey about this video. i clicked on the 'entertaining' choice!!!
@Tyognat3 ай бұрын
Is anyone else thinking this is starting to look like the makings of another war?
@jasonfreitas68453 ай бұрын
Grain n cub deserved the permits just based on the video
@potatoe9723 ай бұрын
I just realized why there’s inflation on the server… no one’s competing, so there’s no reason to keep prices low. This is why monopolies usually shouldn’t exist. Y’know, maybe Jevin has a point…
@pyrotf21983 ай бұрын
Are we gonna ignore the smoll elden joke?
@Miki_hero3 ай бұрын
10:39 uhm akstahscthaschatschbually it only means that the tarnished has set the erdtree aflame!! to become the elden lord they still have to kill a few bosses
@Dulaman1073 ай бұрын
I smell a war brewing...
@bunta34343 ай бұрын
Cub is retired Pultry man lol
@octanproductions64923 ай бұрын
Bread lovers unite
@6miau3 ай бұрын
wowzers!
@TinyRobotED-tm9rs3 ай бұрын
Recaaaap!
@georgebritgaming3 ай бұрын
Garten of Banban refrence💀💀💀
@TheDidiDidi1293 ай бұрын
Is Lyarrah getting into stenography?
@wikiuser923 ай бұрын
A rebellion is brewing in the server.
@darianleyer57773 ай бұрын
Well. That was a thing.
@luckyowl3143 ай бұрын
0:30 Um, I think that's 1 hour per week.
@nearG_Green3 ай бұрын
6:40 w band
@monchi.dinamonchi3 ай бұрын
cool video, with nothing remarkable about the ending screen whatsoever!
@uniquejcr3 ай бұрын
They should host season 11 pure vanilla so when we get to download it everything works like it should. Season 9 map on marketplace is such a let down. Great builds but the redstone and custom armor stand work is all lost.
@dustinharville75463 ай бұрын
I missed you!
@ZeoCobra3 ай бұрын
I cant help but feel like the whole "resistance" thing is kind of been done enough already. I understand it is hard to write a plot for every season, but its getting kind of ridiculous how they keep defaulting to "Start a Resistance". It was fun the first two times it happened, but the concept is starting to get stale in my opinion.
@GeneralNickles3 ай бұрын
Viva La NoPoeLution!
@jacksonreasoner14083 ай бұрын
Markiplier cameo in recap?
@cakeyeater73923 ай бұрын
You mean cubfan's backside at the end there?
@jacksonreasoner14083 ай бұрын
@@cakeyeater7392 no, in the intro there was a clip of mark
@cakeyeater73923 ай бұрын
@@jacksonreasoner1408 oh, lol. Totally forgot about that
@Taracinablue3 ай бұрын
Fun =)
@Carolus083 ай бұрын
HELLOOOOOOOOOO
@fadran113 ай бұрын
Should they *choose* to accept it
@garr_inc3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell "resistance"...
@typemasters28713 ай бұрын
#RatGate
@aksel82283 ай бұрын
Hello
@mirro79353 ай бұрын
11:55
@StealthViper2123 ай бұрын
Markiplier?
@CamronJK3 ай бұрын
@FharishAhmedPortfolio3 ай бұрын
HEY!!! Fix the intro... We can hardly hear anything...
@Yirggzmb3 ай бұрын
Intro sounds fine to me? Check your speakers/headphones