Persona 5 Royal but it's explained by John Mulaney

[@jeschoofs]

“Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails” How does this summarizes the first act of persona 5 so well

[@Lexi-Clawthorn]

𝕀𝕋 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊

[@colerosenbaum3974]

It’s so fucked up that this is true LMAO

[@lightningkiki6090]

"I'm new in town and it gets worse" That is legit Joker's entire year summed up in one sentence

[@LassBisharp]

I think that's the summary of all the Persona protags. 😆

[@SolidSnakeFromMetalGear]

​@@LassBisharp not boy with earring

[@LassBisharp]

@@SolidSnakeFromMetalGear Okay. All MODERN persona games.

[@ysabellecapili4166]

"I am new in town and it gets worse"

[@Bluestar-wb9qx]

Every modern persona game in a nutshell

[@LoryK98]

"I couldn't care about politics, but then, last November, the weirdest thing happens" HOW AND WHY DOES THIS FIT

[@meatkirbo]

A wizard did it

[@amiablereaper]

Helps that the game is set in 2016

[@TsukasaRui71684]

*strangest not weirdest

[@kazuma7232]

Unless you keep talking to Yoshida at the beef bowl shop.

[@daelen.cclark]

Being shot then coming back is pretty weird.

[@pastelmizuki]

“He let us know who he was right away.” CRYING-

[@SkyeFyre2131]

"...you could begin to atone for what you've done!" "Not unless some people get really cool about a bunch of stuff real quickly."

[@ScareyCarey101]

That was such a MOMENT in that game.

[@IAmAJDwayne]

Bro…I SCREAMED 😂😂😂

[@kura101]

This was the exact comment i was looking for 🤣

[@jacobboski1768]

“Forget about that poor son of a bitch” I am joking I love Akechi

[@lovelacker]

god the proud asian american women line fit perfectly. it was like it was made for ann

[@pandorasnyactor474]

IKR?

[@Ramsey276one]

1:23 but THE END “I am a TIGER MOM!” [pulls out a WHIP] XD

[@EllieMiller510]

She literally IS a proud Asian American woman

[@AstraIVagabond]

A proud American-Asian woman!

[@calicobagels]

Ikr

[@thelaughingrouge]

"I think I was supposed to be gay." Dead.

[@anone.mousse674]

Another for Haru: "You could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."

[@lisahenry20]

Haru could pour soup in someone's lap? Absolutely. I do not want to get on her bad side.

[@EllieMiller510]

“I am a proud Asian American woman and you will treat me with respect!” THAT FITS ANN LITERALLY PERFECTLY

[@mitchelswanson1380]

"hey mister, I found your treasure" was a very frequent joke in my playthrough of persona 5R. glad to see someone else thought the same thing

[@quinnmarchese6313]

im upset by the fact i never made that joke, i was already into Mulaney when i first played P5 and all of these jokes fit so well, im absolutely going to be making them during my current and like fourth or fifth playthrough of the game.

[@salvadorelastname9095]

I like the implication at 1:46 that despite Shujin Academy being a high school, they're still teaching the students how to read.

[@bubalackgaming8892]

If it's anything like my highschool that's honestly pretty accurate

[@F2p7YshCn9]

I mean, it's a Japanese high school so they literally are still teaching the students how to read. Kanji is a bitch

[@zillafire101]

Looking at Ryuji and Ann, are you surprised?

[@mistermaxie6487]

"He let us know who he was right away." and "So we all got up individually, and said 'Okay, let's go over there, and destroy the place'." are so damn accurate.

[@TsukasaRui71684]

This is why being Sus *doesn't work*

[@daelen.cclark]

They really are. Especially the last one.

[@hunnibuttr]

I'm calling my ng+ file John Mullaney

[@aidenthecrane2893]

Mulaney

[@fedechan6325]

@@aidenthecrane2893 i thought it was Moulaney

[@aidenthecrane2893]

@@fedechan6325 that is truly cringeworthy

[@personalover9514]

@@aidenthecrane2893 But are you sure they won't keep spelling it like that anyways?

[@aidenthecrane2893]

@@personalover9514 Idk, I just wanted to correct it. Also how did i get 30 likes wtf

[@Shaggy_PacMan]

"The world's lamest pirate." I love Ryuji, but damn. That sent me

[@n00dl3gal]

1. The game summed up: “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that” 2. Morgana’s mouth syncing to “but probably not” made me laugh so hard my dad I thought I was choking

[@TheActualMrLink]

Hey Noodle.

[@n00dl3gal]

@@TheActualMrLink Oh hey Link

[@sauronmordor7494]

@@n00dl3gal Hello Nanami

[@TsukasaRui71684]

Somebody with a Chiaki pic? 🥞

[@wwa_minuet]

akechi was the one thing i can't replace

[@CrescentUmbreon]

ToT

[@B0311Anakin]

The "I think I was supposed to be gay" line killed me

[@randomfandoms8994]

Same

[@stygian6642]

"I never talked to my dad about, but I figured I would tell all of you" I'M CHOKING This is so good, every line surprises me with how well it fits

[@dacharyvann4963]

“Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly” 💀💀💀

[@K4RN4GE911]

"Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him." Morgana in a nutshell. Love him to death, but it's true.

[@PerfectKirby]

As a Morgana defender, I agree lol

[@lisahenry20]

"Something happened there. You hope it was a miracle. But probably not." This breaks my heart after seeing royal.

[@cobwebinthecorner]

"and I have no money" _suuuuuure, Akira..._

[@HyperChara]

Gave it all to a street fortune teller

[@Wraith707]

*Laughs in 1.2 million yen*

[@EllieMiller510]

“Last November, the STRANGEST thing happened!” HOW DO THESE FIT SO WELL

[@djhero0071]

Imma stop at “Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails” but as soon as I finish Persona 5, I’m coming back

[@Creatorsan]

IT'S SO ACCURATE

[@kone0198]

That’s a very good idea

[@quinnmarchese6313]

good choice to stop, a lot of these are so hilariously accurate that they spoil much of the game

[@PhoenixAgent003]

Smart. This does in fact have spoilers for days. Enjoy the ride.

[@flaminyawn]

See you in a couple of months!

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

Ryuji is best boy, but yes, he is the worlds lamest pirate.

[@sharkcerer]

So a privateer

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

@@sharkcerer lol yeah!

[@seamore6996]

But you have heard of him

[@Ellisepha]

"I love how you can wear anything" is legit what happened at that scene lmao

[@TallulahBangkok]

“Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that-“ ended me

[@Ramsey276one]

8:20 XD

[@grant187]

“I gave you more money than the civil war cost!” It was 150k in both the joke and the game lol

[@PerfectKirby]

Well, you don’t need to use her services in her social link, just the 100k to start it; you’re thinking of Kawakami requiring 5K most of the time lol

[@Bea-pb9qo]

“ I LOVE HOW YOU WILL WEAR ANYTHING”

[@InShane162]

Yusuke 'Tall Child' Kitagawa And. Akira 'One Black Coffee' Kurusu

[@EllieMiller510]

“The cops asked me who Ryuji was, so I said he was a bully bothering me. You know, like a liar.”

[@bct2308]

Yes.

[@BeretBay]

5:26 Caught off guard right here. Nearly spit out my snack.

[@rhyno39]

I like John Mulaney, I like Persona 5. So naturally, when someone makes a 9 minute video of both, I'm gonna love it! Thank you!

[@kumamonout3297]

I was not ready for that moment in 5:26 and it killed me more than it killed Akira!

[@LoryK98]

2:49 NNNNNNAILED IT

[@littlekuribohimposte]

Maruki: Akechi-kun, if you stay with Joker and his friends, you can begin to atone for what you did Akechi: Two of them are orphans because of me, so that's not going to happen

[@TheIndigoSystem]

Well Madarame is alive at least lol

[@littlekuribohimposte]

@@TheIndigoSystem Yeah, I meant Futaba and Haru. Madarame just watched Yusuke's mother die and took her kid.

[@jacobbiggs7956]

Skull in 4:39 absolutely kills me, just like he killed Akechi with that shot.

[@schuylerdade]

You really *get* Akechi.

[@jamarjones3907]

2:40 This is how I play Joker, be as sassy and bold I can be

[@halogenesis]

"That’s my wife” 😭😭😭😭 poor Ann/Shiho. I’m glad I’m not the only one who got vibes though lol

[@victorcobane6644]

"I'm loud and mean" with Semester 3 Akechi is so perfect lmao!

[@jadynnkotch1833]

8:52 best part of the entire video i cant

[@SymbiSpidey]

"Hey Mister, I found your treasure!" Perfect.

[@SnoozeCruisin]

3:00 will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life. Every time I think there aren’t any more relevant John Mulaney lines, this video continues on and surprises me.

[@kateyepawtch]

the "hmm gross. mop it up" fits so well it kills me every time

[@mikov6486]

2:33 Now this, this is dark humor

[@Hairfullofsecretsref]

To summarize Sojiro: “I have to take care of more kids that my son meets”

[@MrKuroNyan]

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL. I CAN'T EVEN

[@sugarstarxoxo7939]

" they dress up for the bank robbery !! '

[@crodog100]

i was not fucking ready for the "pigtails" line lmao I fell out of my chair

[@perrycarters3113]

I'm not unconvinced this wasn't just John Mulaney watching/playing Persona 5 in front of a crowd

[@ParkourCutieSpicy]

The entire tall child bit IS yusuke

[@BBQ_Ch1cken]

The “bread of god is bread” bit killed me 😂

[@sarahbrand9747]

Maruki: "Don't throw your life away! You can atone!" Akechi/John Mulaney/every fanfic ever: "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff REAL quickly."

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

Ren/Akira: I’m new in town, AND IT GETS WORSE! Morgana: pointing this out to [Ryuji] confuses and upsets him. Ryuji: I’m like the worlds lamest pirate! Ann: I am a proud Asian-American woman. AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. I AM A TIGER MOM. Yusuke: WOAH, THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE! Akechi: He let us know who he was right from the start.

[@daleketchup7434]

Makoto: NO! THAT’S THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@mightbeanerd]

Futaba: I lived like a god damn ninja turtle

[@daleketchup7434]

Haru: and then she told him to “BEAT IT, BOZO!”

[@sybiliminalSyntax]

the "THIS RANDOM GUY" bit FLOORED me

[@tennlevi]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS and i want to say. hey. thank you for making this. i think everyone should watch this. EVERYTHING was just so spot on?? sae's palace + interrogation room would have to be my personal favorite parts but EVERYTHING WAS GOLDEN LMAOO!! thank you for this lovely video 💕

[@fireangel2275]

No, golden is 4, but this was royally hilarious... I'll show myself out

[@cheggles3830]

8:53 murdered me in cold blood

[@davidgeorge1943]

Why do so many of these clips fit eerily too perfectly?!

[@EllieMiller510]

The amount of these that fit so perfectly is just insane

[@druid_the_lizard_wizard]

These are all so good. The one with shadow Madarame is just perfect

[@canadianlucifer8446]

5:26 LMFAOOOOOOO

[@queenjayisokay1989]

Oh noooooooo

[@eylulozel634]

“mm gross ! mop it up !” -Akechi Goro 2021

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

I went from Pride and prejudice and John Mulaney to this... perfect 👌🏼

[@omnayaomar8748]

This was such a good laugh!! The Akechi bits had me losing it!!

[@rainoftime37]

I know November is basically election season, but that's a really funny and fitting clip to put for that particular event in the story LOL

[@mothtransman]

5:26 the fact that “and met my parents” was cut out makes this so much funnier

[@lindseylindsey9200]

Well he has met one of them

[@aquaintsound]

I don't know how this ended up in my recommended but this is incredible. I think my neighbors heard me laugh incredibly loud at "the world's lamest pirates" oops

[@pocketren2252]

This is fucking amazing, especially the Goro parts

[@hadesbutmortal]

I keep coming back to this video to watch a bit further the more progress I make through the game. It’s like a fun little extra reward

[@greeensouls9]

im in shambles at how accurate all of this is

[@3DGmpm]

The laughing over the incredibly emotional scenes is killing me

[@christinawolfys6482]

It’s almost like he played the game. These quotes are so accurate

[@kaidaw6546]

"THAT'S MY WIFE" perfect LOL

[@nerdyespurr]

*Okumura fucking dies gruesomely on live television* “So the party’s going great!”

[@Ramsey276one]

5:35 “OH NO YOU DON’T! You are telling me RIGHT NOW!” XD

[@ChardBothamYT]

holy fucking shit this is amazing, truly can't believe how perfectly this crossover works. 6:40 had me rolling

[@rileygilbreath462]

I feel like he was actually asked to describe persona 5 but to do it vaguely so it doesn’t sound like he was actually asked to do it

[@MistyShnekin]

“BUT THEN LAST NOVEMBER, THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED” INTERROGATION ROOM LITERALLY HAPPENED IN NOVEMBER TOO HFGDDJVDKD

[@Finny94]

This deserves so much more attention like this might be the best thing I've ever seen

[@mrchaos831]

How is this....so god damn accurate. Jesus christ.

[@TheDimensionDweller]

This is beautiful. I think the stop snitching one was my favorite, but they're all great and suiting.

[@arandomguy9739]

1:07 too accurate

[@Haroldgamingfinally]

This is the greatest thing I have ever watched in my life

[@RayquaSr.]

I can’t tell if this fallows the rule of pi, where the infinite numbers means a sequence of perfect John Mullaney quotes befitting persona 5 or if John just had amazing physic ability and the desire to make his career revolve around a jrpg plot.

[@therookieshaker7795]

WHY DOES THIS FITS SO WELL!!???

[@datoneguy506]

“Noooooo, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

[@killjoy516]

This is so painfully accurate lol

[@rayofsunshine1626]

This is Art, i love it! Good job!

[@sevoid6524]

Something happened there *You'll hope it was a miracle* *But probably not*

[@twilightfire93]

This fits everyone so well and it's amazingly put together xD

[@Broxfilms]

Ok, goddamn. KZbin and its algorithms literally gave me the video that’s up every one of my alleys 😂

[@mayamellissa]

This is going straight into the favorites and never leaving

[@columbina5839]

okay we need this with strikers too

[@saddenist9961]

This is so incredibly underrated. This is great. Amazing work

[@DangerOctoYT]

so the party was going great

[@frdare]

LDon’t you got a Shift at school tomorrow?!” was so golden

[@quinnmarchese6313]

dont you have to do a shift at SCHOOL tomorrow? is the best one imo

[@kitsunephantom6155]

8:53 W H E E Z I N G

[@Bluestar-wb9qx]

Like a lotta murder

[@creepergod3692]

Why does this make so much sense like daum, Mullaney is a treasure

[@orbitaltrooper7139]

5:44 10/10

[@sergiosalazar8702]

Spot on 🤣