When you first discover Windhelm

Home to the most welcoming population in #Skyrim. Why is everyone here so mean?
RIP Tony Sirico
Skyrim/Sopranos parody and pastiche
Skyrim Music: Tundra, Imperial Throne

[@puggy_8907]

"You're not gunna believe this, he killed 16 Imperials single handed. Guy was an Interior steward"

[@carlgustafemilmannerheim5661]

His homestead looked like shit

[@sakarsayami2656]

@@saulwright5663 His Manor looked like shit

[@Stabsnipers]

"You think Skyrim is cold? I wash my balls in ice water!"

[@WeedGrandma]

BIIIIIITCH 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@vincentkass5102]

Really? Breezehome looked like shit.

[@BossEvasion]

Tony’s a true nord if he can waltz around in his pajamas like that.

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

One of the good Imperials

[@augustus9708]

The Russian from Pine Barrens was a true Nord

[@robertbryant3252]

@The Bunkerologist Ulfric Stormcloak has been separated from his donkey.

[@Lances_Last_Dance]

With his enchanted dressing gown of Resist Frost Damage

[@hyperion6902]

they're probably enchanted

[@willielast]

Tony has nothing against the Dumner he just doesnt want his daughter marrying one

[@samwallaceart288]

Ain't that the truth...

[@scutumfidelis1436]

As should any man.

[@thedarknessofnana]

Me, a Dunmer: 🫤 Nords. Can’t live with ‘em.

[@deviantic69]

No man in his right mind would want his daughter to mix. And have his grandkids look like they're adopted. Like mutant freaks. No sane father wants that shame and sting. If the Dunmer don't like Skyrim, the land they don't belong in, that owes them nothing, nobody's stopping them from leaving. I'm sick of these entitled whiners.

[@deviantic69]

If I was a Nord, Imperial or any other race of men, or another species like elf or beastfolk, I wouldn't want to kill my own genes. Why would I do that? Oh, and if the daughter is stupid enough to do it, she's done for. Disowned, out of the house, out of my life, it's as if she died. And in a way, she did.

[@SWEATYPO55IE]

You're a saint for that Tony Sirico homage.

[@SWEATYPO55IE]

@Bonka thats a fact, dont get me wrong I started the sopranos twoards the end of last year and couldn't finish it so I finished in June but, it is crazy that he died 9 years ago. When I watched the show it felt like he was still around.

[@David_James94]

He was a saint

[@Adarkane325xi]

You need to get out more, friend.

[@benderaviation]

He was just a kid

[@RustCohle072]

@@Adarkane325xi ??

[@evanw783]

HOW DOES TONY FIT IN WITH TAMRIEL SO WELL LMAO

[@The_Custos]

Er... because he is a criminal. The player is always a criminal.

[@tannhauserr]

His ancestors were Imperial

[@charlesmiv3842]

Weeb

[@The_Custos]

@@tannhauserr "Where are the imperials now?" - a scared Aldmer

[@garbagedayy]

@@The_Custos "Youre looking at them."

[@daltonlee5839]

THE PAULIE WALNUTS LOADING SCREEN 😭 Please never stop making these

[@androiduberalles]

The best part 😂

[@ThomasLadder]

Hehe

[@MaitreObi-WanKenobi]

It made me laugh and then I remembered... RIP Tony Sirico

[@daltonlee5839]

@@ThomasLadder “No offense, have you ever had yourself checked for Tourette’s shyndrome? Sheriously ‘heheh, heheh’ maybe you got a tick or shomethin”

[@meexz127]

it cought me so off guard i started laughing so loud

[@chrism1518]

“They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!” “Get ‘da fuck outta here!”

[@hamza12ism]

"On your winterhold collage application, what did you put" "Dunmar" "So, we do understand each other"

[@chrism1518]

What an N’Wah

[@RamóhanMercader97]

Hahahaha

[@rainehernandez8345]

Ulfric Stormcloak and the High King, whatever happened there…

[@visibledisgust8614]

Whatever happened there?

[@ercoleborgiano]

Jarl Elisif: WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!

[@PeceNeshkovski1992]

Reine, what the fu*k? Why would you possibly bring that up?!?

[@jesperjohansson1053]

"I'll tell you what fucking happened, this piece of shits brother in arms put 6 shouts into the king with no provocation whatsoever!"

[@augustus9708]

@@jesperjohansson1053 He couldn't even say his last words!

[@ercoleborgiano]

0:38 "See, I got business associates who are Dunmer, and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine"

[@Stabsnipers]

Charcoal briquette.

[@vinniethegooch7830]

lmao

[@TorremThonius]

When I was in the Whiterun dungeon, I wanted hot vegetable stew. I compromised. I ate raw potatoes from a basket.

[@Arkanthrall]

2:30 He runs so fast, he clearly has the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@Copingmethodchad]

This comment deserves more love

[@princekyros]

Eventually you're going to splice all of these into a full playthrough. I know it

[@IbrahiemLegoFilms]

I will actually cry tears of joy if that ever happened

[@codyi5232]

A feature length tony driving the roads for the intro.

[@heavyarms7785]

@@codyi5232 @pertinax PLEASE

[@TheFrogEnjoyer]

Ulfric Stormcloak never had the makings of a varsity Jarl

[@Pertinax69]

Just last week Ulfric stuck his hand in, made it 100 times more difficult for me...plus he thumbs his nose at the Imperial City

[@TheFrogEnjoyer]

@@Pertinax69 Ulfric is like the man with the colovian ham under his arm crying the blues cause he's got no mead

[@augustus9708]

@@Pertinax69 He's part of a whole generation. Remember the Oblivion Gates and the daedra? Now it's dragons and the Thalmor.

[@adamobrien9019]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 genuinely laughed out loud at this

[@Hewbroc]

Y'all out here killing me with these haha

[@TheNewGuy21]

Great editing as usual, especially at 1:50 with Tony getting mad looking at the map. Absolutely great job Pert

[@samporter3453]

Skyrim belongs to the Nordstrom milk drinksr

[@leonardorimondotto5802]

I can't believe those two redguards killed another girl!

[@ThomasLadder]

Oh yeah, those guys!

[@HipHopAn0n]

Who else huh??? Who else??? I just CANT BELIEVE IT!!

[@deviantic69]

@@John-Adams Is it THEM again, Yogi?

[@ericholmquest2988]

I think I seen a couple of them running that way 👉

[@charlesmiv3842]

@@John-Adams Yup, bad economic opportunities and living in a systemically oppressive system will make people do some weird things.

[@jacoblangobard4640]

Furio:"I donta understande, wassa this Talos country?" Paulie:" Its any where there are no high elves or imperials."

[@vinniethegooch7830]

Rofl

[@Lawlzinator]

I always thought of the windhelm fighter's guild as a glorified crew

[@pokemontrainerred5913]

R.I.P Tony Sirico *"Ride The Painted Pony, Let The Spinning Wheel Glide."* You shall be missed Heheh 🤟🏻

[@Stabsnipers]

Fuckin queeas!

[@dmdeign7116]

"Lydia, you hear what I told him? I told him what's wrong, some stole your sweet roll? Hehheheh"

[@thomasalvarez6456]

“This is mead with Juniper pulp.” “I thought you liked pulp.” “I like the mead with some pulp.”

[@masterzombie161]

“Our True enemy, has Yet, to reveal himself.”

[@theprofessional155]

Can you do one with Tony reacting to Markarth and the forsworn conspiracy ?

[@odeleon24]

“You’re messing with the Forsworn here asshole!”

[@tobiasjames6608]

A new skypranos, fuckin’ A.

[@noname58456]

fuckin' A, Jared

[@DeRive_]

Oh man, because of your videos, I've started to watch The Sopranos. It's amazing, i'm on season 4. 😍😍

[@ResistanceQuest]

Enjoy it thoroughly. You only see it first once (a truism, but worth reminding)

[@thestoicwhinger]

It's the greatest tv show ever

[@pbluma]

@@ResistanceQuest Yeah, but if you watch it again and again, it becomes a dark comedy lol

[@ResistanceQuest]

@@pbluma oh I've watched it 10 times. It gets better in many ways. But the first mind-blown feeling is very special, I think

[@stardaggerrihannsu2363]

You have to watch the Godfather movies and Goodfellas to get the full impact.

[@dawgrush4317]

That moment when you learn about an actor's death from a meme of all things.

[@ResistanceQuest]

Such is the world we live in

[@tobes8558]

I always knew Tony had the making of a varsity stormcloak

[@Sam-xt2gz]

Tony waltzing up to ulfric in a bath robe is the coolest thing anyone will ever see today

[@tbu_drachenkater5397]

The fact that he only has an bathrope and tanktop in that freezing environment xD

[@Ducey77]

RIP Tony Sirico 🤌

[@jacobcustos3626]

What! I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way.

[@shaggyultra69]

Rest In Peace, James and Tony 😢❤️

[@SrChr778]

Gonna set down some ground rules, so here goes, 1) We *DON'T* hate the Dunmer. Nobody likes a bully. 2) Investigate the murders. Don't be a schmuck. 3) Stay away from Ulfric. People who talk to Ulfric end up in the back of a carriage trunk. Along with Ulfric. Capeesh? (Also, good tribute to Tony Sirico, btw)

[@liquiiiddd]

The Tony Siciro tribute/ loading page was enough for me, pretty much made me laugh and cry at the same time. To the Legend 🍻

[@stevemuzak8526]

Dark elves are only 13% of Skyrim population and commits 70% of crime…

[@frankpale]

I just learned by seeing your video, may he rest in peace, one of my favorite characters in the sopranos 👍

[@OsamaBinLooney]

Ulfric: so long as your criminal past, stays in the past Tullius: i'm sure you being on that cart was all a misunderstanding

[@sherk3286]

"As long as your criminal past stays in the past" *commits acts if theft and murder in front of him and is forgiven immediately

[@Siculidee]

We’ve entered the tech age where we can put anyone in anything, living or dead and I LOVE it 😂

[@JuuksZanezi]

Another masterpiece! Rip sirico 🥺

[@mentosis797]

Your channel is solid gold. Masterpiece.

[@Markell1991]

Nazeem Walnuts: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Your ma was working the sweetroll concession at Dragonsreach dungeons.

[@teamnoob52]

"Completed: Attend sitdown with Ulfric". Hahahah!

[@snicky49]

Man i never get tired of these

[@odeleon24]

Amazing work as usual. This brought a tear to my eye!

[@HibHab69]

'Course Tony would join the Stormcloaks.

[@uberneanderthal]

based and nordpilled

[@brandonmorrell4340]

More content from one of only 3 creators whose videos I'll Like before I've even seen them. Oh joyous day. Gorgeous content as always.

[@andreaholcock8992]

Nord: “what’d we ever get that we didn’t have to work our balls off for?” >drinks 16 pints of mead >sleeps the rest of the day

[@truthseekingtillweascend387]

I appreciate everyone and ofc the creator for the editing and puns Y’all have made my night 😂😂😂💯

[@mattg1919]

Quality of the roto gets better and better

[@tomar4209]

I thought tony was going straight for the table of food at the end

[@JohnK-117]

I thought I was watching a movie... Please keep it up man ur amazing!! :D

[@joshuawall7933]

Tony never had the makings of a varsity storm cloak

[@nicklenio8131]

The loading screen of Paulys face made me laugh out loud

[@40088922]

getting "Blood on the Ice" first thing through the gate? the gods have smiled upon Tony

[@AsgardianValkyrie12]

I like how Tony reacts to the military map situation, with the Empire engulfing all of Skyrim. He's a true Nord.

[@heddshot87]

1:03 AMAZING camerawork 😆

[@R0CKSTONE]

You're videos are getting better and better, impressive

[@codyi5232]

tony is everyone born in 1986 who hasn't turned insane and just rocking back and forth in a heap lol

[@IconicPortal]

Bro the loading screen got me lol

[@johngordon5537]

That first loading screen hit me in the feels rip tony

[@hoagiemacintosh781]

RIP Tony Sirico

[@FalconMain3]

These are amazing appreciate all the time you put into them

[@bounty_hunter19]

The loading screen killed me😆

[@Selfmadealaddin]

RIP Tony Sirico 🙏🏽

[@yostugotz5619]

Pertinax you are a legend.

[@Yaboi89]

I IMMEDIATELY started laughing.

[@walteracevedo5105]

Meanwhile, at Markarth... ASDF: "Here, hold this." Stabs with knife

[@UnderdogPlays_]

RIP PAULIE WALNUTS

[@dannietuggle8954]

Awesome as ever. There are many who imitate you but they’re not as good.

[@MrFranciss]

Tony's visit was a blessing to me

[@szymon3835]

Ultimate respect for Tony Sirico loading screen…

[@McCallahanIndustries]

Those old Dark Elf movies? 😏

[@Fibonaccisghost]

Watching these videos is like eating a bag of your favorite chips.

[@Hikikomori_Gaming]

you look good...tan.

[@bmac3452]

Almost perfect. Should have kept original audio and have Tony call the dark elf a moolinyan, a charcoal briquet

[@SketchCarney]

Maaan the editing on this is so choice! 😆

[@griswold3006]

Watching these with the biggest smile on my face

[@martinweiss2955]

Ah Windhelm on a fine snowy summer's day. I'm half tempted to reinstall skyrim vr and take a walk in my bathrobe

[@KevinMcGannon]

“Attend sit down with Ulfric” that’s a nice touch lol

[@BalloutNewDregas]

i saw two redguards running out of the blue palace after the assassination of the high king

[@BRAgamer]

Ahh yes, one of those scenes in the Sopranos that makes you feel akward for being Italian... just like the whole series, damm I loved that show.

[@evilash2388]

Man this is gold.

[@semma88]

Imagining Tony running in his bathrobe and shorts is hilarious

[@BillShartner]

This is no shit the most well done of these I have seen so far. Wow.

[@yovagomez8169]

The loading screen my god 🤣🤣

[@Zlorthishen]

daaaamn this is GOOD production value

[@blindiris22]

Damn, I was really expecting Tony to give that first dark elf the charcoal briquette speech.

[@elitefromtx5945]

Immediately walks away after ulfric says past crimes stays in the past. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Anjelikah11]

Please do more of these

[@j.marston]

Windhelm, Home to the Hasidic Homeboys.

[@bhopfan2700]

"What is it my fault you're twice as likely to be enslaved by a dark elf?"

[@Lobby4U]

Hilarious cant believe I haven't seen this channel before

[@sokol5805]

RIP Pauli!

[@doge-chanthegreatshiba7517]

Me encanta que sigas haciendo memes de Skyrim a pesar del tiempo, es un juego eterno

[@papiguaro]

I just started playing Skyrim like a week ago and this made my fucking day

[@N1FROST]

Bruh the loading screen with Paulie killed me 😂😂

[@WalkToPoland]

The loading screen too. Tha shit had me cracking up.

[@ReplicatorFifth]

This is the only KZbin channel that simultaneously makes me want to re-watch The Sapranos and play Skyrim xD

[@Nonaggress]

I can't be the only one here who was both relieved and disappointed when Tony said Dunmer.

[@adamobrien9019]

“She was abusive to the staffffff!!!!!”