Peter has no bones

[@erik-001-]

its actually very wholesome how the whole family came together to donate bones for Peter

[@mommywithnokidsss]

Yeah…… wholesome and disturbing

[@PhoenixFlame321]

3:58 How rare, Peter caring about his family and feeling regret for his poorly thought-out actions

[@sunkistfox4694]

In a fan letter

[@dominickcimarrusti9677]

It’s like the old Simpsons

[@werty21100]

This was before the writers decided to turn peter and his family and friends into sociopathic douchebags that love mocking and backstabbing each other in the backs and end up pretending to feel bad and apologise to each other then keep repeating this every episode repetitively

[@OtterSC2]

Pre cancellation family guy is a rip off of classic Simpsons while post cancellation it's more like current Simpsons. Both Peter and Homer have devolved to pure id.

[@PhoenixFlame321]

@@OtterSC2 More like *degraded* into pure Id. Lack of judgement and morality defines Peter nowadays.

[@jamiestewart701]

He would make a good Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

jabba the petah

[@commenterbob9601]

agreed

[@commenterbob9601]

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry Peter the Hutt

[@beep_boop7337]

Pizza the hut

[@demon2051]

Well there is Jabba the griffin

[@philbertchow5425]

Wouldn’t he be boneless and still have the theme music too?

[@haydensurovy2172]

Yes

[@-throat-]

The theme music instrument players became boneless too :/

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

The music comes from his bones

[@dansonchristman]

A real long low slow trumpet sound

[@landonletterman831]

Why do you think that director was like, "Great work, Griffin." It wasn't just catching the guy. They didn't need to put in any theme music!

[@i.eatlittlebabies]

I love how Peter actually felt remorse for his actions

[@07jaworski07]

Weird

[@UnfilteredBoredom]

@@07jaworski07 Weird

[@SonicmanChannel]

not weird for classic family guy

[@i.eatlittlebabies]

@@SonicmanChannel damn Peter was a bit better back then I miss that

[@willw5868]

Peter was always a dumbass, but he used to at least try to be a good person

[@MattDustyParker]

Something about watching this episode in this "format" is kinda magical. It may be 2021 but this takes me back to 2003. I think I love this.

[@ChristianAlino]

I wish they could make some new episodes using these old graphics, would make it 10 times more enjoyable regardless of the decreased quality of writing of the newer seasons

[@pinkchaos.]

It’s like this because the maker of this KZbin video is zooming in and out unnecessarily…..it’s not like this on TV

[@SamuelBlack84]

Mu college days

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@pinkchaos. Copyright

[@pinkchaos.]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 I know lol, I’m saying this isn’t how it was on tv and the KZbinr did this to avoid copyright. It’s not “nostalgic”

[@nisarojas2869]

I love how the guy is less phased by the music coming out of thin air than how loud it is

[@Vezon2121]

That's actually one of the most creative wishes I ever heard.

[@rickyrosay33977]

I would like to walk around with music in the background

[@chl8609]

Meg just wants to live a quiet life

[@dimwitzgarage4686]

No

[@jamesmylife6578]

@m m but it was never that easy.

[@ritzcat_]

@Chicken Ice Cream LMAO-

[@ep0xe335]

KILLA QUEEN, BITES ZA DUSTO

[@samwaterlord6888]

“Mooom cris found a jar with a severed hand in it” “IM GONNA PLANT IT AND SEE IF A HUMAN GROWS”

[@commonradical9994]

Riding on the bus Riding on the bus Sitin’ next to bums There’s an open seat Hope that isn’t pee.

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

omg look its Justin T

[@C_Williams84_Vlogs]

Well I’m sick of hearing it

[@flainfan]

@@C_Williams84_Vlogs Hey look I’m sorry buddy but I can’t turn it off.

[@TimpBizkit]

@@flainfan should have just wished to turn the music off

[@MeowthRocket]

And pissing off Goldberg.

[@chadderbug7587]

Everyone is saying how he feels remorse for all of that, but I'm just wondering how in the world he can actually move and talk despite him not having any bones.

[@giovillegas8440]

Because you don't need bones to move? That's what your muscles are for. For example, the tongue has a huge range of motion specifically because it's all muscle and has no bones.

[@stephenarts1422]

@@giovillegas8440 so would he be a snail??

[@noel_21]

@@giovillegas8440 and muscles need attachment points to function, which are the bones!

[@Tailso_Johnsenn2]

And how was he able to move hands and fingers am I actually the only one talking about this?

[@07jaworski07]

Magic

[@MaiOhMai255]

this just gave me a cursed thought that there's two possibilities 1:the genie didn't take his skull so he still had the teeth connected to it 2: peters skull was taken and his teeth was just stuck in really lose and flabby gums that made them useless

[@nascar23stopmotion]

His mouth still opens so he has a jaw bone so a skull

[@lElGuRlXD]

I feel like he still would have teeth, considering teeth arent counted as bones

[@ripidentity]

@@lElGuRlXD Well you're right about that

[@bosslady.9]

@@lElGuRlXD I'm pretty sure it's considered bones.

[@SutaFokusu]

Yea

[@TheBest14184]

“Ah so this is where is the waste and sewerage ends up”, while being under the Hollywood sign. Don’t know why but I found that way too funny

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

That was the joke

[@TheBest14184]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 oh wow really?? Thanks Sherlock, never would’ve guessed.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@TheBest14184 then why are you saying, "Don't know why but i found tgat way too funny" It's a joke so some people are supposed to roll on the floor because of it.

[@jordon8658]

Funfact. Peter would have actually sufficated to death a few seconds later do to the fact that your body functions would be disrupted if your bones were gone

[@jayceetricker6630]

its a cartoon

[@joe-om1ui]

@@jayceetricker6630 Are you illiterate? he literally said Funfact so he acknowledged its a cartoon.

[@adammarch9604]

R/woooooooosh

[@joe-om1ui]

@@adammarch9604 I swear you are probably 9 so I'm just going to put it simply and say that there wasn't even a joke here.

[@ATP2555ify]

@@adammarch9604 You're not doing that right...

[@AllGamingStarred]

"I wish I had superman's bones" "DONE" *somewhere on krypton* Superman: "Suddenly I feel very weak, as if my- MY LEGS ARE MISSING!"

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

The guy on the bus going to punch him was voiced by Bill Goldberg.

[@charlesvincentformoso3379]

Gooolllldddbeeerrrg! Gooolllldddbeeerrrg! Gooolllldddbeeerrrg!

[@oliverk.8312]

Goooooollllldddddberg!

[@krampusthekilljoy5133]

Goldberg is a GOAT

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Who that?

[@aboundingvampirekiller2048]

@@dreamsprayanimation Wrestler from WCW and WWE. 2x World Champion, 1x US Champion, 1x Tag Team Champion w/ Bret Hart.

[@SodorStudiosAndCoProductions]

5:53 Peter be doing the ultimate Elephant Man cosplay

[@GoldK4L]

😭😭😭

[@squidi_lp]

I love that Peter just turns into a sandwich

[@BitestheStuff]

"You're asking if they ever did a sesame street where the Count kills someone and sucks their blood for sustenance?" That's one of my personal favorite bits. It comes and goes real quick, but never fails to put a smile on my face!

[@robbiewalker2831]

I can confirm that Count Von Count is a Vampire. He has fangs and no reflection, and his arithmomania is from a myth that vampires count rice or seeds that were spread across the floor.

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

2:44 goldberg screaming is my favorite

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

THATS BILL GOLDBERG?

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

@@Indeeditsjoseph mmhmm

[@siluss]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@TheNativeEngine]

God I miss it when they were all on the same page and loved each other.

[@OblivionWalkerVerified]

“Ask me how the queen of England is doin…” “she’s fine” Sorry Brian. She passed away :(

[@user-oj4ng8yq6h]

Make no bones about it,this was a good episode.

[@MinigunTony]

3:11 and thus my lifelong fear of escalators was born

[@creeperking9833]

Slurp

[@blue.6641]

Are you a ... Blob?

[@creeperking9833]

@@blue.6641 S L U R P

[@okjeffy6581]

For some reason, I was expecting a final destination moment to happen when the elevator explodes and people randomly explode covering the entire mall in Gorey Shit.

[@frankmiranda707]

No joke, for me it was Final Destination, that and the tanning bed scene. 😬

[@Babosito]

Peter does have bones. His hands have bones when he was picking up the glass.

[@tered1033]

He also has a skull and teeth

[@ejosjek52.87]

@@tered1033 ye

[@the4tierbridge]

@@tered1033 teeth, are not bones!

[@Alexiisalive]

@@the4tierbridge teeth are eating bones

[@the4tierbridge]

@@Alexiisalive NO, they are not. Teeth are not connected to any other bone. They are held in place by flesh.

[@DariaCircus]

as a person who bits their nails all the time i wouldnt mind having megs ability

[@AaaBbb-pm2hw]

i thought the esculator part was just a dream i had when i was little 😭

[@YUNGKERREL]

what>

[@liamwilson7549]

This is definitely one of their more messed up absurd episodes 😂

[@computermariobross]

No one: Poofesure's Miis in Tomodachi Life: 0:53

[@OfficialDTHQDTC]

"Crops to meet you, Red Viper. I couldn't spend a $5 dollar that I have a bean bag." -Peter Griffin

[@theautisticdoomgod]

Peter's the Globglogabgalab's son. XDXDXDXD

[@AllGamingStarred]

3:23 Meg: (*whines*) "Oh...Go-" *explodes, drowing everyone*

[@ArtOwl]

🤨🤨🤨

[@NoOne-kr4jc]

As a guitarist, I want Meg's nail growing ability.

[@Dashiell777]

I'm quite surprised that Meg is laughing at the farting joke when Chris light Peters fart on fire

[@MynameisS_A]

4:18 that one got me real bad 😂😂

[@ratzzzzz]

Skip to the end replay and it drops all the adds

[@vanillasplash6198]

Ok

[@MariaHernandez-ju6mw]

Ayee you copied that one guys comment from the meme's Thank you lmao

[@obehiobanor7028]

Genius

[@jonnoponno]

Cuphead this guy just wants ads he needs ten minutes

[@ratzzzzz]

@@jonnoponno boomer, ok

[@N8-Feds]

It's amazing the fact that he still has a butt chin when he has no bones

[@Tina-fw2kt]

2:16 when starts

[@bahamas1174]

I just wanna know how Peter kept his glasses on as a blob

[@greenrocket9344]

The fact that he is writing without bones. What

[@uwu_presidente4292]

Your noes isn’t a bone it’s cartilage

[@agentburningbutters3655]

Including mouth and hands

[@07jaworski07]

magic

[@Daisy_518]

Nose and ears are mostly cartilage

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Brian having speed is cool...but also kinda terrifying

[@tesloche9349]

8:39 so thats how they got the idea for the Manvich in TF2

[@CurveTheRain]

Huh. The skull isnt a bone i guess.

[@jorgemedina2731]

The way Lois, Brian and Chris tried to save Peter from an escalator, but Peter suggests them to let go

[@Casteray]

LMAO Peter has no bones. Funniest shit I've ever heard

[@tuneerraj711]

Meg super power is kinda useful when you are fighting physically and can seriously harm all of her family and can also impale with her sharp nails

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Right, but tele and pyrokenesis? Not to mention super strength and speed...

[@jasonstock2177]

What Episode IS IT though

[@rickygamingproductions]

She's basically is like Wolverine

[@muinoel3335]

@@rickygamingproductions Sabretooth, to be more specific...

[@rizikjohn7815]

"I wish I had no bones", 😂😂.

[@hiinternet4542]

DONE

[@jaycerrito3142]

If I were Peter, I'd wish to be bigger and stronger than the guy voiced by Bill Goldberg

[@sergio.moncada]

wiser

[@phatphapkhaitamm]

One of the best animated movies....

[@Bowserkid2002]

I just realized something… if Peter wish he didn’t had bones, then why can he hold things?

[@TheBoon14]

2:40 is the sound from 6 kiss by trippie redd, spooky

[@tristonperry2378]

If I had a genie I would wish for the strength of ten men

[@Trainboy452]

"Strong as 10 regular men definitely."

[@cirnosnumberfan6449]

I guess the only bones Peter remained with when he made that wish are his skull and the bones on his hands.

[@-__-__-__-__-0000]

Haha they made Stevie be big brain funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@theant4184]

ok but god damn these zoom ins can be done really well, like the fucking start where it zooms in right before the actual episode starts

[@ricardonb6375]

It's to avoid copyright

[@ben737D]

3:01 LOOK, I’M MAKING AN ANGEL

[@unsubscribetomepls575]

“Peter has no bones” Sharks watching this: I bet he doesn’t have cartilage.

[@jacobhayes3385]

3:58 When Peter actually cared about his family

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

He should've just wished for invincibility or a suit of armor that he would instantly wear and he could still take off.

[@phony173]

when he is sitting on the couch at 5:01 he looks like jabba the hutt

[@kendragriffin5242]

I know right

[@ken5975]

he have no bone BUT he can still move his hand and head😂

[@NorthBoiX]

Peter's theme is actually very wholesome (except for the secks scene) Shame it didn't last until the end of the episode

[@richardunicorn7879]

In highschool we had to make a pamphlet about the skeletal system and as an example of what it would be like if we had no bones, I used the image of Peter with no bones. I got an A. The teacher must have liked it.

[@NYWallCrawler]

Peter: *don't have bones* Also Peter: *still be able to hold a glass of wine*

[@youngs06]

"Ask me how the queen of england is"

[@johnnyrats7083]

It’s really weird seeing things not be completely normal again in the next scene

[@user-jv4wc8cx7u]

2:23 peter better wish to be immortal

[@BigNutts21]

r/neverbrokeabone: *sees this video* Also r/neverbrokeabone: pathetic

[@Banana_Man17]

Same

[@goku8ooo]

it's a family Guy skit either gets done with a logical conclusion or just fades away to the next gag.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

2:10 That erotic music.

[@graciexoxo4539]

Encanto came from the superpower part of this.

[@jrod9733]

She definitely got some pork bones with those hams

[@Rash_Entity]

I love how happy Peter is about his new theme :D

[@Jacky-vr2nx]

5:51 thats nightmare fuel

[@harrisonfrogshire5181]

5:31 fallout 4 dialog

[@solace-5001]

hmm, what about the bones in his hands and his head.?

[@rmorgan3469]

It’s a cartoon. You wet flanel

[@ATP2555ify]

@@rmorgan3469 No shit Captain Obvious!

[@xanerisGONE]

You know, I wonder how Peter is able to talk!

[@linky-96]

I've been looking for this chapter, I remembered it.

[@ennuied]

Wow the family guy writing used to be really good.

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

"But I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt."

[@Nuts437]

0:01 the fact that this whole conversation is voiced by one single person is crazy

[@PairPunch1]

"I got a stand up" Also peter: has no bones

[@SAIGASMITH]

This back in 90s when peter was boneless

[@matthewgarner7215]

8:31 Wolverines: I can relate.

[@matthewsouthall736]

I died at 3:43 hahahahaha

[@Nelvana352]

It’s Funny😂 I Like when Peter has no Bones😂

[@tthomaselli2]

As a pro wrestling fan, I was surprised to find out that Goldberg does the voice of the guy who threatens to beat up Peter Griffin around 2:31-2:38. When I first watched this episode of 'Family Guy', I heard Goldberg talking, but, didn't know who it was & later on, I was like "That guy sounds a little bit like Goldberg, but, I want to look up the cast for this episode & see who that guys was--just for a laugh..." & I was right...

[@_EmperorWaluigi]

Nobody: Scp-001(day-breaks):

[@wpthai5512]

Someone did realize

[@harpermorales3608]

I am the globglogabgalab.

[@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000]

I love books

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

@@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000 good for ya mah furry buddy

[@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000]

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 👌👍

[@galaxyarticwolf8831]

You would've just wished for your bones back 🤨

[@-throat-]

He probably reached his maximum number of wishes

[@mlpfanboy1701]

That was his third wish. He only got 3

[@akhilsr846]

Dude that laugh track is the only reason behind the Fan base of Friends 🐱🤣

[@garrettholcomb8655]

Wish 1: super powers of all types Wish 2: win the mega millions Wish 3: free the genie

[@sparky111000]

*Their dead inside. Their dead* 3:53

[@xubyruby5491]

8:59 nothing personnel kid

[@draculariv]

i had to watch this for health class

[@Popotato7777]

i wish i had my own theme too

[@hansentruong2752]

Peter should have wished himself indestructible

[@Montesama314]

"I want them to have new hats!"

[@CrazyAlfYT]

Such a selfless baby, who wished his mother dead, tried to dominate the world- damn.

[@annasemisomberi]

No bones but still has teeth 🤣🤣🤣

[@momandthe8minions101]

This will be more like a family guy meat canyon

[@a456987]

"it's all here in this pamphlet"