Peter helped Joe learn to walk

[@unknown-profiler4191]

“It’s not a skin color it’s a lifestyle”

[@oberfeldwebelhans7652]

Twitter in a nutshell

[@Dabigboii]

@@oberfeldwebelhans7652 both for stars and overly politically correct people

[@oberfeldwebelhans7652]

@@Dabigboii yeah

[@jmss7715]

666 likes… *I’m not going to ruin it*

[@CesspoolOfCringe]

@@oberfeldwebelhans7652 lol

[@str8edgerockstar956]

Wake me up at 15 will ya babe? 6.5 hours later.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@changes-yt2164]

Str8edge Rockstar it’s wake me up “in”15

[@cephalonxenon5477]

Dick.

[@luiszelaya8698]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shiftyFlacko]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[@fzzg4108]

Brain so stupid 😯😜😜

[@JCLmusicsiteLV]

I died really hard when he fell out of the tanning bed

[@giorgichachua3013]

Every time i fell bad for stewie i remmember how hw killed 9 childs and almost killed brian and then bad felling goes away

[@jackdominguez207]

giorgi chachua remember when he went back in time to save Brian?

[@ethanflanagan6409]

JCLmusic is the funny 🤣🤣

[@giorgichachua3013]

@@jackdominguez207 Or when he shot brian in both knees and lit him on fire

[@dentraeveuswilliams2873]

@@giorgichachua3013 Stewie don't Play games about his Money

[@princesscadance197]

I’ve never been sunburnt, but I could just **FEEL** the agonizing pain in Stewie’s sunburn just in the audio...

[@maria-melek]

Me either until this year and it burns and hurts. Now I know the pain. And jeez I feel bad for Stewie that looks so bad

[@-deltajay]

Jesus fuck what's that sub count

[@GooberInternet]

A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H

[@princesscadance197]

@@-deltajay I’ve said it to others, and I’ll repeat it as many times as asked. Changing your profile to a character and commenting random things on random videos seems to be a surprisingly-effective way of farming subs.

[@Chezus9247]

@@princesscadance197 Cringe way of farming internet points.

[@USER_S4V4NT]

damn peter only has megablocks

[@user-ho7rt6wd1i]

USER_SH4RP got damn...

[@tacticalfall4505]

엄마쟤흙먹어 ????????????????????????

[@slick6118]

Tuff😂😂

[@captainkrust8609]

Losis is bad wife

[@cupidoscandles.]

Mega blocks SUCK

[@beanbag_boy4036]

Stewie was so correct on that squiggly line poem

[@yogurlmeg5730]

Was he referring to a eyelash 🙃

[@beanbag_boy4036]

Strawberry Patches no he was talking about that random ass squiggly line that just appears in your vision

[@nazsic3503]

SippinonBurgers1 {CGZ} it’s actually you seeing your white blood cells

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

@@nazsic3503 ni. No its not

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

@@beanbag_boy4036 I have the same thing but it's a dot not a line

[@mangleloltube431]

Ya got the wrong title: "Peter bullies everyone" *

[@mk11raiden68]

Lol

[@kevindunlap9876]

Who cares?

[@bulavinaka819]

True but knowing the context makes it funnier

[@SleepingCrimson]

Kevin Dunlap apparently 482 people do

[@thedukeofchutney468]

And if everyone is bullied.... no one will be.

[@Goth_Anarchist069]

7:37 I'm glad this was uncensored. That made it a hell of a lot more funny

[@aidencarey1551]

Go

[@CruzSama]

Sh!t had me dying 😭🤣🤣

[@aidencarey1551]

@@CruzSama that’s not how it goes “ Gooooooooooooooooo….

[@funny_void]

"go Fuck yourself" the funny has hit

[@MaartenvanderVeeke]

? Family guy never get censored

[@cmcm2675]

1:56. Truer words have never been said.

[@miaa2418]

“AUGH YOU HORSE’S ASS” IM IN TEARS 😭😭

[@spartyontop]

“AUGU YOU HORSE’S AHSS!”

[@Athant0s]

Lmao

[@LatinMiracle]

Never thought I'd see seth punch seth.

[@frgwyn3760]

LatinMiracle loool

[@basicallystupid7080]

lmao

[@raoul7677]

Which Seth are we talking about? MacFarlane or Green?

[@sgtwhisker26]

@@raoul7677 Green punching McFarlane but I don’t know if there’s been McFarland punching Green But I know there’s been McFarland punching McFarland

[@fluffy3401]

" Put The Lotion On Me"😂

[@yourfavAlinaaaa]

AYOOOOO-

[@justsomeonehere884]

Pwet pwet pwet

[@Unhandyreal]

@@justsomeonehere884 o_o brian?

[@Lamamsl]

@@Unhandyreal Oh, uh, hi Mr. Furley, this isn't what it looks like

[@uriel6018]

@@justsomeonehere884 pwet means ass in philippines

[@tmccz1940]

That squiggly line had me dying

[@FangTheHellcat]

I have that same issue with my eye

[@crazychicken8290]

@@FangTheHellcatsame I thought I was the only one

[@ripjaw1212-9]

@@FangTheHellcatsame bro i got like 3 of them in my eye

[@DerrickDavis-qs4ge]

What are you doing? How are we down duty? Pooh Lala booty reading booty booty booty booty booty booty booty Devon what is your last name? What’s your name?

[@DerrickDavis-qs4ge]

Yeah I love you. I’m sorry what I drive well I try but I hear you have one to draw. I was shot at me a pretty little rainbow. No no I said I said why would you do this how do you do that? I did not dare. I’m sorry pretty little rainbow that one. Oh pink. Yay that’s OK pink Peggy P no way back to the last time you gonna be nosy stinky is making me what is the record Siri what does NEIKED juice bye bye-bye

[@thedoctor2102]

It's almost cartoonish what peter gets away with

[@LaurenceUnderground83]

Walther Wittmaack Ya this show would make a great cartoon

[@cupidoscandles.]

He's like calliou

[@notadog8662]

I know right

[@AcrayMEM]

Yeah totally They should make this into a cartoon

[@mangleman25]

Man, imagine if this was a cartoon

[@plzno4768]

0:49 sounds just like Brian Seth forgot to scream in child’s voice lmao

[@rtxplumzz_24]

AAAAAAAHAAAAAAH

[@loyalgenix]

0:50

[@michaelidara3328]

Stewie; get the lotion, put the lotion on me Brian; with the lotion ( pwet pwet pwet)

[@jackvr1181]

Omg the translation feature makes it 1000% funnier

[@michaelidara3328]

@@jackvr1181 it sure do😂🤣😃

[@C.O.SBurpees]

What the.....

[@monzo9999]

The translation pls putangina

[@jaichi6807]

I just realized its a filipino word means ass.

[@aerom3109]

Olive is a discrete way of saying I you love to someone

[@neopolitan9156]

I said it to try and see if i can hear it and now i feel stupid

[@dn_walk3r161]

@@neopolitan9156 olive juice. what you have to say is o-love-juce kinda like I love ju

[@haharmageddontv6581]

@#maxim #Max Stewie is technically a jew

[@CanMav]

@@dn_walk3r161 olive soup

[@aldareign2877]

The squiggly line thing was hilariously relatable! 🤣🤣🤣

[@seanheadley9977]

It’s funny how everyone yells at Peter to stop bullying everyone in the neighborhood, yet they don’t see anything wrong with bullying Meg

[@microsoftpowerpoint3039]

Because it's Meg

[@mimikqx]

obviously Meg is meg so it’s fine bullying her

[@Ayahuasca98]

She deserves it

[@adammarch9604]

Yeah the logic is very easy to understand

[@drac333]

Cleveland: peter stop it joe is your friend Peter: shut up you ni

[@yourfavAlinaaaa]

Alright that's enough Family Guy for today-

[@sesimondo7393]

"Ohh... in the kitchen Meg" - Peter's best line ever.

[@trashcan8672]

"Hey Brian you want some Stewie jerky?" 😂

[@jocelynagarcia]

𝐸𝑤! 🤢

[@cowman215]

9:06 I busted out laughing. The perfect thing to watch at night

[@snehal3406]

Ew ew ee ew eheheeww

[@IGiveShitAdvice]

Ihihihihi..

[@spicybean2004]

*sound effects*

[@jamestouchette859]

The Ferris Bueller's Day Off reference will never not be perfect.

[@antebellumstage]

Where

[@jamestouchette859]

@@antebellumstage 5:25

[@Brabbs]

5:57 No wonder stewie puts up with brians crap..

[@LauranceDonMac]

That’s why I don’t use tanning beds.

[@tarek4774]

SteeleClaw Productions Have you ever seen Final Destination?

[@LauranceDonMac]

Tariq Jones Yes I have and that is another reason for not using them.

[@venom9566]

@@tarek4774 explain

[@primeoggaming876]

@@venom9566 Explaaaaain(Dalek voice)

[@TMthe33rd]

Just watch tanning scene from final destination 3

[@foxgaming-_-5064]

3:01 had me dying laughing 😂 😂

[@Sissysfunchannel]

Ahh you Horus beep 😂

[@lilmike0445]

6:08 bro nobody is talking about this part its just funny i laugh so hard 🤣

[@str8edgerockstar956]

Why is Stewie always the woman on those scenarios 😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@AX-tu7du]

For real

[@hannesp3493]

Cause he’s either bisexual or gay

[@riverdaletales8457]

Because he actually gay and he love loves brian

[@abdulrahmanaqlan6085]

Peter and Stewie have some weird characters plots sometimes. Seth is doing this on purpose who knows maybe he's gay or something

[@colbyd8304]

He’s confirmed to be gay

[@Sharkbayt1025]

6:58 is why y’all are here

[@spoonatyt8630]

Rwaggy Rwuper Rwinstincts RPG

[@fawnr]

No I’m not. I’m here for the episode

[@Unnamed922]

Forget the fact that this idiotic ridiculous individual is trying to say why we're here, this moment is funny AF

[@paulmacartney8266]

I know why I'm here, this is a cool reference to the sound of music lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jo_Wardy]

Stewie is basically a way of life. Stewie really speaks truths and is funny as hell

[@TheMentallychallengedCloaker]

9:32 That has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard Peter say

[@ajaymark119]

W

[@lewdjoo3433]

I love how Brian draws himself hanging from the branch instead of writing down a poem! 😆😆😆

[@DamianSlayr]

Congrats that was the joke

[@iggyxgamin7298]

Did anyone else feel bad for Cleveland at 7:10

[@rotip309]

8:45 okay this is hilarious

[@thevarietychannel1017]

How I felt in 2020:

[@YouHaveBeanTrolled]

@@thevarietychannel1017how I felt, and still feel, when I stopped having access to heroin and oxy

[@DK-nv9zu]

After I got Lasik surgery, I don't see the squiggly lines anymore. Forgot all about them til I heard Stewie poem

[@fhb_1524]

Dhan Knows I have them but I don’t have eye issues

[@sanjaynandalall2260]

@John Barber oh squiggly line LMAO

[@Naaka_311]

What line?

[@Mo-sk7xo]

"you want some stewie jerky"💀💀💀 I Grew up repeating that line for no reason lolol

[@CyrusShameli]

3:03 always gets me 💀

[@cadefenster2453]

2:22 OMG LOL

[@bobvelseb286]

6:53 puppet from fnaf 2

[@_helper_5789]

Every episode of family guy: Peter saying “You are right! Look what I ve become! “

[@tvhead3158]

I still don’t understand why Lois has stayed with Peter for so many years Edit: how did this blow up

[@komakosemenobitchi7874]

Who's Louis? That Peter's secret gay boyfriend?

[@wordssmit6667]

Lois **

[@JayJayShawtyBae]

I know she stayed at the beginning for Megatron, she’s probably still staying because of the kids maybe?

[@Kytreeswerving]

She’s a terrible person herself

[@komakosemenobitchi7874]

@@Kytreeswerving So they belong together? Isn't that kinda messed up for their kid's?. Wouldn't it be easier for them to divorce and Live with Lois. She's still a better parent than Peter. Or heck Meg is 18 now Chris and Stewie can legally live with her.

[@KingGhidorah5464]

0:49 will never not make me laugh.

[@tommyroberts4577]

1:42 he's a fast healer

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

The Walmart greeter thing is accurate except they don’t say it out loud all the time

[@thedoctor2102]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart GET YA SHIT AND GET OUT!"

[@tj4561]

Who else thought they were the only ones with a weird line in their eye and then this just gave them assurance😂

[@deez2037]

1:18 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣☠️ So *nobody* is going to talk about this hilarious reference???

[@TheGamer2kplays]

It is i died laughing When he thought what he saw Brian doing

[@PrinceRioPalace]

10:15 Peter: “I’m just a big jackass.” Me: “You are!”

[@canadycanady4761]

Louis I done it again 😂

[@lazerinth]

*laugh track plays*

[@lanceedouard3195]

It’s lois

[@yourfavAlinaaaa]

@@lanceedouard3195 eh it doesn't really matter

[@the4tierbridge]

@@yourfavAlinaaaa Louis and Lois are different words that sound very different,

[@justsomeonehere884]

@John Barber those are literally words, names are words.

[@travelenthusiast5009]

1:22 lol

[@andrescostilla8964]

This is pretty touching for family guy standards 9:42

[@randomstuffiguess957]

7:58 how is this so relatable

[@desert_iron_123]

When stewie said I love you I fucking lost it 😂😂

[@crobsten3462]

3:29 "The C Word" 🤣🤣

[@Temsoon]

0:58 I mean…… he is technically a son of a bitch

[@channelnamehere959]

That’s actually funny

[@johnathanhouston2893]

1:15 It put's lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[@Hose_10]

It gets the me again

[@agentwolf69420]

with Brian's position like that makes me jumpscared

[@hakunamatata7507]

9:30 really appreciate bringing attention to MS (Multiple Sclerosis) I pray for a day when there is a cure 🙏

[@kubrickwall5098]

Title is more like "Peter bullying Joe"

[@romanbellic4255]

Lol

[@justsomeonehere884]

Or everyone

[@darreylhenderson702]

That really wasn't what I was expecting when I read Joe learned how to walk.

[@ibrahimslmy]

4:50 best part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaneram1072]

hi

[@ibrahimslmy]

@@vaneram1072 hey!

[@FaIIenImpact]

Dick Cheney as a Walmart employee has to be one of the most simple but hilarious cutaways ever.

[@thegreatafrican3367]

Who’s Dick? Can’t be bothered to google

[@tiaaaron3278]

The ending was so good. Chris's best moment.

[@SomeoneStoleMyKicks_V4MPDC]

6:57 had me dying there💀.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

The Chicago museum of art sounds fun. Bucket list.

[@str8edgerockstar956]

9:05 😂😂😂

[@rickybobbylarge1059]

Str8edge Rockstar wtf how

[@jonathanlitz2018]

7:35 XD

[@Crazylegoman3791]

It’s true! Megabloks aren’t the same thing as legos!

[@ZoltanMarossy]

That bit with Joe was insanely funny

[@sshole...]

That's not what Peter was doing!😂😂

[@multiverselancethehedgewol3089]

Or it was 😅

[@traceking4872]

Dang put the lotion on me

[@williamaftondavemiller346]

"You're haunting this house with your whiteness Brian." That sounds incredible racist.

[@godsperfectfailures796]

He's in the ghetto ratatatata

[@spoonatyt8630]

🍆👀

[@ahmedxd3333]

Springtrap & Friends That’s weird lol!

[@Sedlo64]

Its alright as long as you're racist towards whites

[@mattj9731]

@@Sedlo64 racism ain't right. Stfu.

[@autosonic6652]

Lol 10:37 waka waka who wants to hear a funny ass joke 🤣🤣

[@alans.9970]

1:52 I wholeheartedly support Peter's point. They're. Not. The. Same. Thing.

[@davethedevious]

Yeah, megablocks have better halo sets, and Legos have better stuff in general

[@cookiecoy8497]

I’m gonna say it! OLIVE JUICE!

[@Gabriel-mh5ln]

I love Jews

[@ItsMuffMan]

I like how the Titles are always the Polar Opposite of what the episode is

[@musakhan1530]

Oh my family guy must love the threes company. How many times does mr ferley have to jump in lol.

[@matty2491]

Megablocks are the imposters of Lego, get that right louis

[@the4tierbridge]

*Lois,

[@fishee9841]

2:10 this is me in a nutshell

[@brandoncowley7412]

4:54 lmao

[@JohnnyShorts612]

What the heck, it so funny😂😂😂

[@loganthevillager9176]

7:37 I need some treatment. Because I’m DYING OF LAUGHTER!😂😂

[@jonathanfalkowsky672]

That jim henson muppets joke is the most accurate and relatable. One of the only few times especially in the early days of the show where dr hartman is acting like a real doctor.

[@Mattafang]

0:20 My new ringtone

[@shahancheong9792]

8:25. Brian doesn't wear any clothes. Where the hell's he hiding his phone? S'he keep it up his ass or somethin'?

[@arturos.l.2248]

Yes

[@sinanyldz8913]

​​@@arturos.l.2248No. In the "back to the pilot" episode, during the money rain scene, while collecting the money off the ground to pay the bateries for stewies device, he puts the money in his pockets and stewie even comments on how cute it is.

[@destructionproductions9131]

1:57 he's right lois

[@eangsyerbic6942]

2:22 BAAAAHAAAAH!!!!! Lois? I done it again! 5:01 *Meg throws up* Ohhhhhh, in the kitchen Meg? 7:08 Peter, stop it! Joe is your friend! Shut up you nerd! *steps on Joe* *pulls Cleveland's pants down* Heeeey!

[@summerpinguin6273]

REALLY?

[@eangsyerbic6942]

@@summerpinguin6273 What?

[@rohaanqureshi3725]

You have become the very thing you have swore to destroy 10:03

[@JosephMcEwan]

ling nice one. new title: Peter turns into a bully

[@nahidbethehonoredone]

I get an unexplained sense of joy everytime I see Brian and Stewie suffer in some way somehow

[@leehackett1614]

I remember when I first saw the Puppet Joe sketch. I was crying laughing for a good 20 mins

[@YG-ym7sm]

Lotion part 😂

[@dundermifflin3847]

4:34 so true

[@judahthejesusfreak241]

9:05 LMAO😅

[@Michelle020892]

Judah Buddha Why? would you show you’re kid something like that? Just why?

[@DSJVNdsjnvf4356]

7:58 Family Guy is the best...So Entirely Relatable

[@spartyontop]

10:21 We’ll see how long that lasts, lol.

[@yungraposo2246]

08:56 LOL XD

[@albert-dn8bl]

Better than pretending to kill themselves because its "cringe"

[@yungraposo2246]

@@albert-dn8bl ??? what's that got to do with it??

[@BI4ck_J]

*D I S G U S T A N G*

[@devanireneeortman]

0:34 Brain has fallen asleep

[@boogaloobender3462]

No he hasn't

[@devanireneeortman]

@@boogaloobender3462 look closely

[@paulmacartney8266]

6:58 Peter bullys joe (who is handicapped) by hanging him up like a puppet. Then he bullys cleveland by pulling his pants down 7:13. Peter didn't bully quagmire or brian.

[@harrisongerdes7078]

7:33-7:37 or like how Arrow Reindeer made fun of Rudolph's nose in the 1998 version of Rudolph's story

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

Hey person reading the comments This look like a spaceship to you?

[@GodzillaFan2017]

Sorta

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

@@GodzillaFan2017 well I guess I've never been good at building things

[@arthurmixed3323]

Like that time I built the hand made electric razer?

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

@@arthurmixed3323 by gluing all these razor blades to desk fan, I'll save time in my morning routine

[@ovowar]

N.J.O Productions Lois I’ve done it again

[@MrRightCooks213]

3:00 HES A GROWN MAN!!!😂