Peter is a President

[@tfahad2051]

If Peter was smart, he'd sell that land to Russia and watch the fun

[@alleymarie4420]

If Peter was smart the show wouldn't be funny

[@rcnut5112]

@@alleymarie4420 right on.

[@anthonymutale6613]

😂😂😂😂

[@KittyStarlight]

If Peter were temporarily smart for about one day then the show could still be funny. Oh, wait, they've occasionally done that. Sort of. Except that he probably only pretended.

[@Tomas-ei4hr]

Peter is American, how he can be smart 🤣

[@VelkanKiador]

I am surprised Carter Pewterschmidt didn't try to use Petoria as a tax haven.

[@m.c.martin]

Plot twist, that’s why it wasn’t on the map

[@rahulprakash2607]

Underrated comment

[@user-vp3nr5dm6o]

That would mean accepting Peter did something right and that would be even worse

[@Ata.TeaGargler]

Funny thing, Pitoria is not even close to the most short-lived country in the world, Catalonia. 8 seconds.

[@cobracorporal6738]

It's *Petoria*

[@thedivineswordpoet4401]

@@cobracorporal6738 its deez nutz

[@Ata.TeaGargler]

@@cobracorporal6738 Oh, as in Peter. Soz, the "e" sounded like "ie" in the video instead of "ee"

[@MrPolllopart]

Not really, as it was suspended.

[@chrisrj9871]

@@Ata.TeaGargler - He was gonna call it Peter Land, but that bar down by the airport already took it.

[@sheditz4962]

"Him and what army?" "The US Army" God I love that.

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOO]

Only thing better is that profile pic

[@LionCub03]

“Aww that’s a good army”

[@DetonatorCallan]

Ikr. So hilarious 😂😂

[@justsomeguywithamask1351]

@@DetonatorCallan right🤣

[@thesilverreich3947]

Oh.. that's a good army. You mean was a good army

[@kirisategoman3228]

“Four bedroom republic.” 😂 😂 that’s a good one.

[@poovanna4284]

So what he could have invaded more land and joined relations with Russia if he was smart enough

[@LordTalax]

@@poovanna4284Russia didn't care about Petoria.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

​@@LordTalaxAre we really arguing about this?

[@rajjgaming5919]

Its funny as stewie could've made peter the strongest leader ever.

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Yeah and just vaporise them

[@jakfrost7367]

its all stewie s imagination

[@umbrvalken]

Tactical use of time travel.

[@MaxPlayne87]

It’s shocking how close to reality this is. If you were to proclaim your home to be an independent country the only thing between you and your objective is whether you’d be able to defend it militarily.

[@jomerci2113]

what? i can‘t even tell if you’re serious or not

[@MaxPlayne87]

@@jomerci2113 Very serious. There is no international authority that grants "independence" to countries, and the act of recognition by other countries is just a diplomatic formality, a statement by said countries that they are willing to engage in cordial relations with such entity. Many countries that factually exist today aren't recognized by a platitude if not the majority of other countries, but that doesn't stop them from operating independently. At the end of the day, the only thing separating any territory no matter how small from independence is whether they are able to hold it against anyone else who may beg to differ.

[@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2]

@@MaxPlayne87 sounds like animals in the wild.

[@MaxPlayne87]

@@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 That's exactly the international community. Have you watched the news lately?

[@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2]

@@MaxPlayne87 yes I do.

[@Swissswoosher]

Love how Joe has a pool he can’t use.

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Bonnie could, so could his son. I suppose though that's not really all that much of a reason though.

[@Caesar88888]

he can and he does use it. there even was an episode when joe almoust drowned

[@sug3863]

Wasn’t that a hot tub though

[@chrisfox9362]

The neighbourhood uses it when they do BBQ

[@MilesCraft1]

Handicapped people can still swim. Idk much about that, but I know Franklin Delano Roosevelt had a pool installed at the White House so he could float around to take some pressure off his polio affected legs.

[@thewrestler9184]

This episode was actually really educational for me as a kid. Taught me about things, including annexation, blockades, sanctions, and embargos.

[@imblack011]

why ur parents letting u watch family guy as a kid

[@mikaelious7464]

@@imblack011 its funny

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

@@imblack011the vast majority of people who watch family guy are kids, teenagers and those who want to kill themselves

[@wilmer89]

@@imblack011 communism is better

[@gugulethushezi4153]

@@imblack011 because it's a cartoon

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

“You mean this cheap pen we have millions of back at the office? No” 😂

[@fluffy3401]

😂

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

That was just based of mayor west..lol

[@jestersareawesome4332]

The dictatorship party is legit hilarious and one of my favorite moments from the show.

[@familyguyfan8899]

Realistically, the US would stop them from getting to Petoria

[@Anarcho-Stupidity]

@@familyguyfan8899🤓☝️

[@BierBart12]

​@@familyguyfan8899 That's why they dropped in from orbit

[@user-hd9nc7zp1v]

Many of them are luckily dead in reallife now. Saddam Hussein Kong Jong Il Colonel Gaddafi

[@attibotgd4123]

Can't even swim in Joehio 💀

[@bemenezes04]

bro said joehio💀💀

[@tylerbuck9347]

@@bemenezes04 the vid said joehio

[@TheStudioArchitect]

Only in Joehio 💀

[@attibotgd4123]

@@TheStudioArchitect DOWN IN JOEHIO. SWAG LIKE JOEHIO!

[@jeltje50]

Can't swim in joehio because there are toxic fumes.

[@jimtru8048]

The best thing about this episode is how everyone treats Petoria as an actual threat. It's like if I were to nuke a dog for shitting on my lawn.

[@Angry_Peanut_52]

Have you seen Stewies' weapon closet, he has enough firepower to challenge all of them

[@qman2061]

Wait So it's not normal to nuke a dog?

[@berkobeats5572]

@@Angry_Peanut_52he has enough firepower to overpower all of them**

[@alwillk]

Kind of like Grenada in real life.

[@elchicogore9517]

I mean, that was basically an attempt to invade US soil, something like this '''''can''''' be possible, yet to make the difference your nation will need to defend itself militarily, against the entire NATO basically.

[@cordynasty]

"Nothing says obey me like a bloody head on a fence post" What happened to this sewie? He's funny af

[@iamwhotheysayiam5884]

Cdore they've made him far too gay in these later episodes

[@jayjay86443]

His old writers are gone, and so...the new Stewie is much weaker.

[@datn1ggaa.698]

@@jayjay86443 you’re wrong it’s cause times change and the writers have to adapt and change the characters making them push a certain agenda for their own disclosed reasonings

[@danatedawg1018]

@@datn1ggaa.698 they started the gay Stewie joke in season 2. Went full force with it being a running gag in season 4. By season 8 he was turning Haydee by the episode and now he’s just the stereotype

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Stewie chilled out over time as he aged a little and gained some life experience

[@darko-man8549]

Stewie should have just challenged the US army.....he has the power to

[@jordannellos1087]

Dark O-man If Peter actually knew about Stewie then he would’ve

[@UncleAntiClaws]

Win any war with the US. Just offer to te ake 1 billion a year in political bribes. Then Offer the Russians to betray the US for a bunch of free weapons. Then offer a common enemy of both in the middle east weapons for opium. Make a deal that causes full economical reliance on your nation for cheap opiates for all leader UN nations private te e pharmaceuticals corps. Whenever they act up raise the price and bribe the nations bordering them to cause distractions (border issues) with the extra money. Meanwhile spend your money on your people's happiness so that no negative news can possibly stem from internal disputes or problems. The US will hate you, but the world will respect you.

[@nanomachines9872]

@@UncleAntiClaws I wonder how you know that Hmmmmmm

[@itsap605]

Ye that would be cool but 1st Stewie isn’t really bothered about world domination anymore 2nd peter and Lois can’t find out

[@amandasmith3606]

They cut off water and electricity at the griffin house

[@skxlter5747]

"Can the family understand the baby or is it just me?" A question that's been on everyone's mind n hasn't been answered yet for over 2 decades now lmao

[@guyincognito9484]

@@itsjustep6033 Peter and Chris can understand him...

[@slevinfatsha3696]

Chris can understand him

[@Dianimations_]

only his parents can't understand him, and some adults as well

[@spacemantr1367]

Chris brian and sometimes peter I remember the ending of one episode stewie was like “i thought you couldn’t understand me!” And peter said “i can sometimes”

[@Dianimations_]

@@spacemantr1367 if you mean when Peter whipped Stewie then Peter didnt answer him, and this can play off as Stewie making baby sounds and Peter was just whipping everybody (his parents can understand him 'off camera')

[@KriegeroftheLake]

Stewie literally could’ve built new machines and weapons and fought off the us army. Stewie would’ve been a great asset to Petoria.

[@YokaiX]

Easily could've been the Secretatry of National Defense of Petoria, Head Scientist of Petorian Weapons Research & Development, and Supreme Commander General of the Petorian Armed Forces/Army.

[@KriegeroftheLake]

@@YokaiX If only the average citizens of petoria could understand him

[@Makarosc]

@@KriegeroftheLake they can now

[@KriegeroftheLake]

@@Makarosc Lois and Peter can understand him? Since when?

[@duncanoid4336]

He wouldn't have interest in aiding Peter in any dumb shit he comes up with

[@phoenixninjadragon9439]

If Peter really is smart and takes his roles very seriously he would’ve been a very successful politician.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Chris Republic Polytechnic

[@zichenghan7585]

Put any other name other than Peter and it would also work, not a good analogy

[@poovanna4284]

He joined allies with Russia

[@BaronVonMott]

"Operation: Desert Clam" Underrated joke 😂

[@zichenghan7585]

I don’t get it

[@milosdukic2186]

​@@zichenghan7585according to operation ,,desert storm,,

[@Aixx23]

​@@zichenghan7585referenced to a real life operation called "desert storm" it's a operation is middle east

[@indigofenrir7236]

​@@zichenghan7585Quahog (their city) is a type of clam. It's a reference to Desert Storm.

[@ihateartschool]

The fact that Brian was willing to stay with Peter. Dogs are really man's best friend

[@molkwi9077]

1:50 Paragraph 7, third sentence, word 8 is actually ''the''. This is the kind of attention to detail that I love in shows

[@CesarACastillo]

I literally looked this up just to see and it really is lmfao

[@nikmoist4558]

The Geneva convention one got me

[@itsame9647]

"the"

[@TheStudioArchitect]

"the"

[@flappypizza3802]

''the''

[@zombiedalekweck2243]

"the"

[@donttreadonme123]

“The”

[@salsa7880]

bill clinton casually being nude always gets me lol

[@Dmdm_dm]

Family Guy originally ran in the Clinton days, amazing

[@Darkfire9189]

Whats funny is a majority of those dictators are dead now.

[@somerandomasshole4561]

@Sychrari Politically they sure are lmao

[@sohaibhassan6036]

@Sychrari clinton wasnt a dictator

[@LtLemonade]

Sohaib Hassan he was a democrat. Pretty much the same thing

[@reddodeado301]

@@LtLemonade "Hey look, the other side is the equivalent to Satan's shit because they don't think the same as me" The other side's extremists say the same thing about you guys. We really need a planetary reset.

[@goldmamba49]

"The tiny 4 bedroom republic" kills me every time

[@ples6703]

I wish they still made episodes like this, these are hilarious 😂

[@coldsnotes3465]

Peter:Him and what army Chris:The us army Peter:oh that’s a good army 😂😂

[@Pigpugborj]

😂

[@corpserepairservice501]

For younger viewers: back when this was made, no politicians believed in secret space lasers.

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

Such a simpler innocent time

[@Stephanie-mv9iy]

Tbf, if there were Jewish Space lasers... I would defnitely be pro.

[@Aemilius46]

​@@oldworldpatriot8920 Certainly a simpler time, a bunch of serial killers running around...

[@chaseclark8867]

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone brought me here

[@maui2745]

9:35-9:50 history class learning about CHAZ

[@kameradkrieg8480]

World War 3: Albania vs Petoria

[@NEARReiCtor8799]

T H E R E M O V E R Serbia vs Pretoria vs Albania

[@kameradkrieg8480]

@@levibelknap5994 But Albania: Russia Petoria: MicroNations

[@brainstorm9560]

With Carbombia as the third superpower

[@DimitrijeM84]

T H E R E M O V E R Albania is not allied with Russia....Pretoria would more likely cooperate with Russia since they have good ties with Cuba, Iran, Yugoslavia (Serbia), Libya, North Korea, Iraq etc. Albania is a NATO member and ally to USA, the country Pretoria gets along with the least

[@niku9999]

Peter would munch all of our burek in Albania and leave the whole country hungry and win the war. 😂

[@patrickbateman3366]

Bruh when Slobodan Milosević showed up 💀 This show has no boundaries

[@CitizenZOV]

New likeness for Peter

[@nathanielraker2820]

What is he referring to when he says "it's made out of people?"

[@WillEatForFood]

​@@nathanielraker2820 During the Yugoslav Wars, Milošević was responsible for the murder of hundreds of Kosovo Albanians and hundreds of non-Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia.

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

@@WillEatForFoodi read that this actually refers to a specific incident during the Yugoslav Wars. During the siege of Vukovar, Croatia in 1991, Serbian soldiers entered the city while chanting “Slobodan, Slobodan, give us some salad! For there will be meat, we’ll slaughter the Croats!”

[@mikethemaniac1]

@@nathanielraker2820There's a movie from the 70's called "Soylent Green" based on a book titled "Make Room! Make Room!" by Henry Harrison. At the end of the movie, wounded and in a fit of apoplexy the main character reveals to the chief of police "you don't understand! Soylent Green is People!" It's a pretty good film for the 70's, and the final appearance of the guy who goes "Yeah, See?" in the old gangster flicks.

[@VocalBeats07]

Old Stewie was a STARIGHT bad ass 💀

[@TheStudioArchitect]

💀

[@takemyhand1988]

He was bi even back then.

[@THOMAS_VANN]

I like how Peter made his own country and people took it seriously

[@genericprotagonist2842]

The most unrealistic thing about this is that the CIA didn't immediately assassinate him

[@BierBart12]

Would've been a great first appearance of Stan before American Dad was even announced

[@kohth5027]

Since its not a socialist country it doesn't surprise me

[@poovanna4284]

He should have joined hands with Putin

[@donttreadonme123]

@@poovanna4284wasn’t Boris yeltsin in charge back then?

[@johnstjohn1987]

"Nothing says Obey Me like a bloody head on a fence post." LMFAO 🤣

[@PierreHefner]

8:14 idk why this one really got me.😂😂 But the difference between watching family guy when you’re 10 to when you’re 18 is insane.

[@thatstufff5553]

YSK Pierre faxx this shit too funny 😂😂😂

[@mannyfresh8123]

come back in 8 years and let us no if u still like it

[@lolerie]

Because it is real now!

[@Bruh-bk6yo]

"I think Mrs. Griffin's hot" "Go to your room." THE ALABAMA.

[@patrickhuot001]

6:20 Perfect. All the world’s worst dictators conveniently gathered in one spot. Only thing missing is a drone. 😂

[@Turkish_Productions2007]

They didn't have drones at the time.

[@patrickhuot001]

@@Turkish_Productions2007 True. A couple guided bombs from a fighter jet or a rocket barrage from an Apache attack helicopter would do just fine.

[@dougpowers2]

​@@Turkish_Productions2007They did, but it's a cartoon

[@xgamerbih]

Anyone’s a dictator if the US doesn’t like them. It’s so easy to brainwash Americans

[@muhammadhassankiyani8953]

The USA's President and the UK's Prime Minister were missing. Add them and we're good to go.

[@3X3LR8]

Stewie has the tech to challenge the government

[@zichenghan7585]

He doesn’t have the resources

[@FreshPrincex4]

​@@zichenghan7585ironic, seeing he's the same baby who has access to a whole ass Laboratory lol

[@donttreadonme123]

@@FreshPrincex4while his home was part of United States that is.

[@micro7vista]

Awe that's a good Army...

[@KelseyRBX]

Peter: "Oh yeah?! Him and what army?!" Chris: "The U.S. Army!" Peter: "Ooh! Yeah.. That's a good army!.."

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

Those telegraphs were the best part. 😂😂😂

[@xshobux]

"Well wait a second, if everybody respects you how come you're still eating here by yourself?" "I don't shower." "Ohhhh that's what that is..." Probably my favorite exchange in the whole show lmao

[@soyamaramncwana5587]

Hilarious how the country is Petoria because 'Pretoria" is the capital of South Africa . Johannesburg is the neighbouring city (He called his new province "Johayo" after Joe) 🤣🤣🤣

[@harlleygurrola8394]

JOE-HIO

[@abduljah9355]

Mayor West is a surprisingly tough negotiator

[@zichenghan7585]

No, Peter just doesn’t have any ground to stand on

[@absoluteterror9098]

"Hey if you see the dungeon master can you tell him his grandma was trying to work me over?" Lmfao

[@ashighlights2112]

CHAZ in a nutshell 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BangMaster96]

This is actually a really good episode to teach People how Nations, Invasions/Wars, Sanctions, Allies or Enemies of a Nation, Negotiations, Treaties, Politics, Mainstream Media, Debates between Political Pundits, Celebrity Activism/Advocacy, etc....work. In less than 10 minutes, Family Guy made an entire sketch of how the modern day Globalized World works.

[@ComedyKidd101]

Peter: Him and what army Chris: The US Army Me:😂😂😂

[@gunmasterx1164]

Oh thats a good army

[@paraguayball3138]

Pitoria Land area: ~ 2,614 square feet Population: 5 Capital: Peter's house Ideology: autocracy Leader: Peter Griffin Currency: us dollar Gdp: ~ 140,000$ Gdp per capita: 28,000$ Military personel: 1 Tanks: 0 Aircraft: 0 Ships: 0 Life expectancy: ~ 75 yrs Average iq: 150 Literacy rate: 100% Offical language: English

[@justacat2]

stewie rlly carried the IQ Peter and Lois carried the economy Peter carried the military ngl

[@OK-yy6qz]

Leave it to the US to destroy a country with no homelessness,free education and no crime. PETORIA will rise again

[@iamapotato.8525]

Petoria has literally the best fighting force in the world, Stewie fucking Griffin.

[@a320neorebranded3]

Tiny 4 bed room republic 😂😂😂

[@elnombredelarosa3167]

8:48 West was surprsingly serious in that negotiation

[@CellarDoorx06]

He didn't start getting really wacky until like S3 or so. The first couple He was just an asshole, lol. I liked Him more like this actually.

[@elnombredelarosa3167]

Infinity wasn’t he investigating why water went down the drain? That sounds pretty wacky

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@CellarDoorx06 why are you capitalizing every mention of him, he isnt god

[@jonraybon8582]

Basically the German surrender in 1945

[@kevinxcv7536]

"As you may presently yourself fully be aware of, my grammar sucks." Can't stop laughing at that.

[@omarhaq9635]

I wonder how Peter felt after the Fall of Mummer Gaddafi.

[@pandaduos871]

And the overthrowing of Saddam Hussein

[@erkkihelminen7580]

And milosevic trial

[@robertisham5279]

Probably didn't care.

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

I love how a micro nation can warm up both sides of the US President’s pillow and North Korea and a bunch of other irrelevant countries without fail will always support and love them

[@8numb160]

sad iraq, iran, yugoslavia, cuba, central african republic, and libya noises

[@IzludeTingel]

Only Brian understands the baby. It's a throwback to Larry and Steve. He also only plays with toys and his time travel and world travel stuff is actually his make believe world like Bobby's World. That is the official answer.

[@attilaseyfullah8522]

mind blown, so all that time travel is BS?

[@AluminumFusion22]

The modern episodes disprove that. There was an episode where Brian, Stewie and Mort travel back in time to World War II and then there was the episode where Peter, Chris, Stewie and Brian swap bodies before all of Quahog is affected.

[@zedbags]

@@AluminumFusion22 so.. why exactly did they bring a jew to Nazi Germany again?

[@AluminumFusion22]

@@zedbagsIt was accidental. Mort mistook Stewie's time machine as a Port-o-Potty and got sent back in time.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

No, they all understand him. They choose to ignore him

[@Ashmcballwad]

"Him and what army" "The U.S Army" 💀💀

[@TheDeathclawhunter]

theres something oddly wholesome about watching some of histories biggest tyrants all playing pool games

[@YasssStitch]

The little details are crazy. Slobodan loved Gadafi. The fact he says is Momar here is ridiculously accurate.

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

One died in prison,one died at the hands of his people on the side of a road. Fitting ends

[@Pokemaniak180]

2:20 My favourite "You and what army" line

[@mentalwarriorstruggle4830]

From the look of those sweater cows so can you 🤣

[@soleil5923]

Adam West: How very inappropriate thank you 😂

[@internetuser2291]

Lois had some good dialogues in this episodes..i like how affectionate she is to peter after everything ...

[@ARCTrooperStudios8108]

Chris: Dad. I tried to go to school but this guy won’t let me Peter: Oh yeah? Him in what army? Chris: The US Army LMMMMMAO

[@123RADIOactive]

*oh that’s a good army* 🤭

[@ARC--ij5oz]

*Fives was never a captain*

[@ARCTrooperStudios8108]

Unfunny Meme #248593872 Okay it’s just a KZbin username.

[@ARC--ij5oz]

Captain Fives inaccurate

[@seb3522]

HAAAHAAA XDDDDD FUNNYYY

[@petermorin6741]

"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!"

[@ThePainOfSilenc]

Old Family Guy was so good. Jokes after jokes after jokes. None of them derailing the story, just packed in tight.

[@gabrielsanandres537]

"Peter stop staring at my chest!" That moment when you regret being that exact height. I know Brian was probably doing it on purpose but still

[@SamuelBlack84]

She's his wife, he's allowed to stare

[@ichigoisthegoat]

@@SamuelBlack84 unless she dont want him to

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@ichigoisthegoat Why wouldn't she?

[@ichigoisthegoat]

@@SamuelBlack84 cuz it can be uncomfortable

[@braziliantsar]

@@ichigoisthegoat They are literally married, I suppose she had time to think if she doesn't want her own husband staring at her chest.

[@DrPepperwithamedical_degree]

The the headlamp bit was genius

[@kievanrusmapping6897]

5:21 is literally North Korea

[@mynameiswhy5112]

Yep

[@IdenYoung-zp7gm]

Yep

[@Tom-yz3op]

Can't have shit in Johio

[@josephbettano2569]

6:07-6:12 Does Peter not realize all the nations he just mentioned have authoritarian leaders!?

[@P8_Polak]

Yea pretty sure its because all are against America

[@Yanate1991]

Nice autism

[@---kr3zg]

It's funny that the leaders can understand stewie and actually listen to him "fidel no running around the pool" 😂

[@fayeking75]

Wow, can true in Seattle.

[@bivio1]

Now, Chaz should take notes from this episode. Btw, Chaz, if you're reading this comment, how come you're not in the UN already???

[@toobadwaluigitime6402]

You skipped the song :(

[@scottmcgeachie5146]

Copyright.

[@dungutoxix1395]

what name of the end song

[@isjesse1]

hey that against the law

[@maxistan2111]

@@dungutoxix1395 family guy you can't touch me song

[@dungutoxix1395]

not the family guy think,the end video song

[@littlegreenbag634]

I think Mrs Griffin is hot!! looool

[@swaggmulah6104]

Eeeewwww Chris she's your mother!

[@youtubeshadowbannedme]

But his name is littlegreenbag not Chris Griffin 🤔

[@JianCB2]

@@youtubeshadowbannedme This was a quote from the video.

[@wizkida981015]

people give this show a lot of crap (and rightfully so, it's done a lot of stupid stuff over the years), but these scenes genuinely have good writing around a strong concept.

[@BrazenScull]

It’s because they’re early episodes. After season 4 the show was unrecognisable from its earlier, far better seasons.

[@chuckobscure5622]

@@BrazenScullCrazy how the exact same thing can be said about SpongeBob

[@mahmoudelsaeed7435]

Peter israeled Joe's house

[@theonlybigsmoke]

lmfao

[@skyrum1715]

6:18 they have food again???!!

[@nate8795]

The guests brought food

[@iitsmeromii]

8:14 that joke is really smart ngl

[@rwj3373]

Romi I didn’t get it 😂

[@iitsmeromii]

RW J that sucks :/

[@jonathanfalkowsky672]

I love how they are all eating lunch like they are back in grade school

[@teslawp]

7:10 "what is that thing you people do when you're about to assassinate an infidel" lmaooo

[@rsssl]

This is very much accurate to the ongoing conflict in Gaza.

[@BizarreIoveTriangle]

Except I don't think Hamas will be as reasonable as Peter at the end lol

[@vitorpereira9515]

​@@BizarreIoveTriangleThose savage terrorists plunged the Palestinians into war. People should choose their leaders better.

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

I didn’t see Peter kidnap people and rape them

[@chrispacmanjones2765]

CHAZ brought me here. 3:00 Tom representing the MSM.

[@NatesCorner47]

That music for the news opening at 2:35 with the soldiers and all really gives off those Gulf War (1991) and Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003) NBC news vibes. I wasn’t alive then, but that music and tempo with the news voices seems like it is a 1:1 representation of how it was, almost makes your brain wait for David Bloom to be reporting. Kinda gives me odd nostalgia vibes. Very well done. And I just realized she said, “Operation Desert Clam” even though it’s a military action in New England 😂

[@pedrosm0459]

I love how he cut the whole Can’t touch me song

[@watashiwalucas4870]

Crazy how this represents what is happening right now with Isreal

[@user-hq9qi7lg8i]

Joes pool has always belong to Pretoria 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@somerandom4506]

Why did you decide to cut out the best part where Peter does his "can't touch me dance"

[@prettycureforever7102]

Apperantly copy right bs

[@Rapscallion2009]

@@prettycureforever7102 yep ....turns out Hammer *could* sue...

[@RiNiSM]

That part is annoying

[@littlefairygirl161]

“What the deuce?” lmaoo I miss the old stewie

[@samnaujokas]

1:20 explains putin perfectly

[@mr.c8101]

I love this comedy so much more

[@Joeymast99]

“Oh that’s a good army” took me out

[@MisterTutor2010]

Four Bedroom Republic, LOL.

[@nuph5918]

Alternative Ending: Peter sings Goodbye Petoria (parody of Il Divo and Toni Braxton's Time of our lives) Featured: Lois, Peter, Adam West, Stewie, Chris, Meg, Tom Tucker, Cleveland, Joe, Bonnie, and Comic Book Guy (cameo) Lyrics: Peter: There was a dream Destined to grow Lois: become passionate with fire embrace The desire to give without end The desire to win Peter, Chris, Lois, Meg, Stewie, Brian: For a lifetime Of heartbreaks That brought us here today We will go all the way Lois: And, it feels like we're going To end Petoria Let's light the fire, find the plain Let's come together as one in the same 'Cause it feels like we're going To end Petoria We'll find the glory in the game All that we are, for all that we are Goodbye Petoria... Adam West: Today is the day It is the opportunity to succeed To make destiny come true what we dreamed of getting A life of struggle brought us here And I will go to the end (Heaven knows...) All: 'Cause it feels like we're going To end Petoria Together united, our desire will triumph to be the best 'Cause it feels like we're going To end petoria glory, together with you, It came the moment of truth The moment arrive Peter: And I can never ever forget it... All: 'Cause it feels like we're going ('cause it feels...like we're going...) To end Petoria Together united, they will succeed (together, united, they will succeed...) Our desire to be the best 'Cause it feels like we're going ('cause it feels...like we're going...) To end Petoria Until glory, together with you, The moment arrive The moment arrive (Oh!...) We'll find the glory (Find the glory...) In the end (In the end...) For all that we are For everything that we wanna be and all that we are Peter: Goodbye Petoria... All: Goodbye Petoria... Lois: Oh... Bonnie: Joe? Joe: Ah! It was a dream? Comic Book Guy: *Shuts TV* Worst. Emotional songs. Ever!

[@nathanielgarza9198]

Yknow Peter could’ve just “btw no taxation.” And could’ve taken over the entirety of Rhode Island

[@donttreadonme123]

Maybe even the whole United States at that point

[@Aemilius46]

Are you right-wingers really that delusional? Taxes don't go into the governments pocket, they are used for community services and needs!

[@imanuelcunt657]

Gaza, is that you?

[@supratimdutta6351]

Meg straight forward calling peter idiot🤣🤣

[@CaesarSuriano]

0:16 didn't know that Carter was a cop in his spare time 😅