Pirating North Korean TV - Satellite Intercepted

[@peterfairlie2296]

Part 2 of this weirdness is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWWTh6qAp8t-iNU

[@Truth_Teller_101]

Kim's wife is pretty h()t. I am almost ready to defect. I got the Lawrence Livermore Lab documents on my thumb drive and ready to go.

[@dtla5052]

​@Truth_Teller_101 yuck 🤮 his wife and sister make me want to vomit.

[@northernguard3640]

This is a joke in comparison of Indian TV channels.

[@strozombie.01]

All those Windows⁹⁷ screensaver quality special FX lmao

[@RealCS2000]

​​@@EyanWashingtonWould help a lot more if Jesus didn't try to contact me via youtube comments on a video about pirating North Korean TV.

[@tallpony]

I feel like I am watching inter dimensional cable tv

[@DawnaOlson]

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume" (The Outer Limits)

[@SelfRighteousNewAgeLightWorker]

C-Band Satellite *always* felt like that. 😈

[@rexjantze296]

When does "two brothers" or "hunting craftsman homes" come on? Is that a "tiny bits" commercial?

[@PaulSchwarz]

@@rexjantze296 do they have strawberry smiggles in NK?

[@almiromeragic9341]

Rick Sanchez would be proud.

[@yoongiyuu3086]

it’s crazy how everything looks like 1955, 1985, and 2005 at the same time

[@dking8082]

More like 1984 IYKYK

[@airgunnyhighway]

Haha that's so true!!! Great comment

[@samuel-k4l6s]

1955 for the content and 2005 for the quality

[@polar468]

Nah, it's crazy how Majin boo is president

[@gus..611]

@@samuel-k4l6sbest comment 😂

[@starm_71]

I feel like I'm watching the default channel in a hotel room

[@Bubs0271]

You are. Only, you don't check out of this hotel...

[@TheOtherMwalimu]

A very cheap hotel room 😂

[@mark0183]

Kind of ironic when one of the biggest hotels is in North Korea

[@mastahoffman4137]

You are

[@savage.4.24]

North Korea is the hotel. Creepy.

[@illintentpersonified1912]

the effects in the first segment are bringing me to tears, it literally looks so unserious but i know theyre taking it so seriously.. the balloons floating and the sound effects, the confetti..... its actually unprecedentedly hilarious to me rn idk what my sense of humors come to but it looks like those filters you can turn on during an instagram call or smth😭😭😭😭😭

[@illintentpersonified1912]

god i love north korean entertainment ill be so honest also they have good music i hate to say it but if it werent such an intensely dangerous place, id bet theyd have some real bangers...

[@ron808080]

Absolutely terrible. Worse than snap chat filters lol

[@CompanionCube]

3:30

[@onlyone8331]

There was another comment thread saying it was added in by Peter, but I absolutely can not with how the balloon effect is so small, uncensored, and keeps teleporting around like it's actively being held by a mouse cursor

[@Oxibase]

I could download OBS Studio and come up with something better with minimal research.

[@jhnyjoejoe69]

Them: Being forced to watch this everyday. Us: Watching it willingly.

[@dannylo5875]

Lol. We are just looking from the outside to see whatever...

[@User-jr7vf]

Each house is required to have at least one working TV to get the government message across. Also each house should have a portrait of the old Kims, not having one might land you in a reeducation camp.

[@MargaritaMagdalena]

​@@User-jr7vf Source: trust me bro.

[@kevinmatthews9064]

You know, that’s a good point! Why do we find this interesting? Maybe because it is similar to the crap we see in our news lately… I mean, how much did our media lie to us about our President’s condition?

[@JuTakii]

@@kevinmatthews9064all governments lie, yes

[@ChineseKiwi]

you know you have sleeping problems when you are watching North Korean TV at 2am.

[@user-ho3oe2qi6t]

Or 4

[@DevaniaAura]

2.37 am

[@RegiyThornton]

0.59am😂

[@lucaspettersen6935]

Me: It's saturday night (8pm) ... I wonder who has the biggest issue here...

[@sirjohnmara]

04:23 AM

[@mikefln]

Imagine having to choose between the Wheat Channel and constant reruns of Everybody Loves Kim.

[@HiwasseeRiver]

Or a Joe Biden press conference?

[@themaestro2572]

Brad Garrett: everybody loves Kim Jong-un.

[@89horizon]

Hey don't trash the Wheat ChanneI! "Watching Wheat Grow" is my favorite show!

[@bouldercryptosissydragon8807]

@@HiwasseeRiver or worse a orange turd press conference.

[@mg9009]

How many of those occured?​@@HiwasseeRiver

[@Usernamefromtheinternet]

The beginning felt like I was watching a very elaborated shitpost about the kind of inside joke you'd have with your friends in highschool

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

LMAO

[@MrFazerlogin]

Kim is playing Real Life Simcity

[@squizzlor]

I had a similar thought, as in that city he is supposedly at every sight.

[@26MECH]

Modded his PC into an actual country

[@umbers28]

He sucks at it too lol

[@revjaybird2]

He bought his copy through Temu. It has a few glitches and bugs.

[@postersandstuff]

@@umbers28 this is basically Blofelds dream in YOLT but 007 sabotagd it.....and virus in ohmss, maybe thos films not so unreal aftr all

[@leobardogaribay1764]

*These are not paid actors. They just don’t want to die.*

[@louisnguyen6610]

As a matter of fact, no one is getting paid, but everyone is working!

[@cboyslim5490]

Paid in life

[@energybeats6051]

their payment is they get to live fr

[@axded7843]

half of them were brainwashed and the other half were pretending just to survive

[@Swedish__]

Everyone was hurt in the making of this video

[@juanignaciocarrano860]

I understood that Kim personally oversees everything that happens: construction projects, musical events, parades. He also seems to be the only fat guy in all of NK.

[@colinthorn]

I read somewhere that he has a cheese addiction. So he shares some common humanity with me.

[@Ravishrex1]

​@@colinthorn kaas kop like me

[@dukeofearl7077]

I heard he's a bit self conscious and prefers the term "big boned".

[@VelcroSnake93]

Big fat bones.

[@insertnamehere_o.o]

​@@dukeofearl7077well, who would dare to call him fat anyway?

[@steviboyy]

This is how television should be. There are no lies, no fake news and absolutely no propaganda. Just good, old fashioned, honest programmes. Well done.

[@suzz1776]

😂

[@ministeriodamotivacao]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anugwochijioke3339]

Did you just say no propaganda? Assuming you know what that even means

[@notgarybrown]

honestly i'm starting to think we have it all wrong about north korea.

[@Onion1002]

@@notgarybrownno don’t think like that trust me North Korea only has 29B dollars and people aren’t happy they just forced

[@Immortal_BP]

lmao you can tell someone is moving the balloons and confetti gifs by hand

[@Moonxsta]

That part took me out LMFOAOAO bro was lost where to put the baloons

[@Stressymessy]

That part felt straight out of "off the air" by adult swim, even the noise was weird, sounded like just one balloon being blown up 😂

[@berfplutklorp846]

I thought that was the actual uploader trolling.

[@MrErichonda30]

Timestamp?

[@goatman3054]

@@MrErichonda30 3:25 ish

[@alpines8099]

3:32 yall could see the sheer panic of the editor covering the face for a milisecond.

[@DRLZEca]

It's funny but at the same time very sad considering the reality they live over there

[@ChrisPBacon-yz6nk]

You know he shit his pants.

[@kaxtorplose]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@ralfnikoparohinog1918]

Is it really part of the official video though? Correct me if I'm wrong, I think the person posting the video is the one who added those funny effects just to make fun of it.

[@alpines8099]

@@ralfnikoparohinog1918 Nope, it does happen for real, is that surreal haha

[@Tyler-hs9eu]

"Whatre you watching?" ".....Its complicated"

[@zeyanyen]

it's very simple actually: north korean TV. not that complicated

[@knikanderrr]

Or why: his latent love for the Respected Comrade suddenly surfaced. Not complicated at all.

[@LIKEFRITOS]

No phones in sight,just enjoying the moment

[@Claude_1303]

broo that was wildd 😂

[@astroborne]

😂😂

[@funne3y]

No human rights 😊

[@freedomcaller]

25:11

[@SinLord101]

@@freedomcaller is that phone on a sharing list, everyone gets it for 1 week? only 1 phone in whole country

[@Clozof]

You should just leave a 24/7 North Korean stream going. Even during off hours, you will make ad revenue

[@peterfairlie2296]

Can't show any guns on live streams so it would get shut down really quickly with all the guns Kim shows.

[@FatherlessTrashTalker]

@@peterfairlie2296 i was 3rd ever in the stream yay :D

[@alexanderbateman5581]

@@peterfairlie2296 Why not stream it somewhere else? Would really suck if you just shut this off.

[@abdullahassan9214]

@@peterfairlie2296 You could make your own website, I'd be happy to help with you're interested

[@SupportIsraelLGBTQ]

​@@peterfairlie2296you can't? Maybe make another channel dedicated to North Korean streams

[@TheBub26]

what's on tv tonight, hun? wife: we have the kim jong un comedy hour, the kim il sung memorial memorial and kim jong il inspects an abandoned coal mine. husband: pop the corn

[@cabbage_cat]

We're popping the corn with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Webkins9009]

grab the rice 🍚

[@punkiller666]

​@@Webkins9009we're grabbing the rice with this one!

[@staffy73]

Do they have corn to pop?

[@MrRobert12882]

​@@staffy73ooofff

[@corbinbeltran7910]

North Koreans: I wonder what Americans are watching Americans: *joins North Korean stream*

[@Ere.b.Israel]

Why do they all look the same?

[@euql]

​@@Ere.b.Israel hairstyle norms

[@Owenscorp]

North Koreans don't know that america exist, Nk is the world for them

[@BHOAT]

Not been able to leave is what baffles me, born to be trapped

[@aj897]

It’s insane how this is a “normal” life for millions of people.

[@dustinmeadows5234]

They don't know anything else

[@Black_Aces]

​@@dustinmeadows5234If they did I'm sure they would try to leave the country. But that's the point, NK government doesn't want people to flee

[@basicguy99]

@@Black_Aces Over 100,000 North Koreans work outside north korea in other countries every day lol

[@LucasSoares-ek6bx]

​@@basicguy99state allowed and family still in the country

[@weirdshibainu]

What...you trust Western media more?

[@FarmerDrew]

I turn this on and immediately my hair starts growing into one of the five acceptable hairstyles, nice production, 5/5

[@alextaylor8776]

Ha ha ha 🤣

[@Gastemaz]

That law is faje

[@123100ozzy]

@@Gastemaz its not.

[@CS-hu5be]

Total 5 for 5

[@meganc243]

Lmao

[@kiwiadventures3773]

This is what my Disney Plus subscription already looks like.

[@cubismo85]

Haha

[@John-si5vs]

absolutely, just overloaded with with their bullcrap agenda. Poor Walt must be rolling over in his grave in sheer anger.

[@psych7776]

so true

[@anuszbizsergetokommentek2171]

Just yet another l*ftist indoctrination network.

[@fizzinsoda]

all these robots laughing at their dumb metal jokes that make no sense

[@Gingersockman]

Fell asleep watching this while fighting a fever. Woke up and now I am fighting for our Super Supreme Leader.

[@EvolNioxis]

It feels like I’m watching an adult version of a daycare video. Just something you would see on in the background to distract the kids

[@dennyb6768]

No we call those FOX, CNN, MSNBC, and NBC.

[@RR_theproahole]

​@@dennyb6768yeah it's so strange that people think that their TV is somewhat different from this, it may seem different but in essence, they all have the same purpose.

[@818deadboys]

@@RR_theproahole Well of course that's true to some extent, entertainment is made to distract or make an abstract form of the monotony of life or what's going on outside This is just more of a direct dose of state sponsored stuff haha

[@dennyb6768]

@@RR_theproahole they don't call them television programs for no reason. They are intended to program the viewers. Telepathic vision. lol

[@9f81rsd00]

The video editing with the explosions and balloons is just surreal.

[@pixelia6884]

is it really in the video from the begnning ?? it's not added afterwards ??? it indeed feels sooo absurd 😭 but then why does it go out of the picture, in both black sides of the screen (for example during the "Kim Party" thing)?

[@turnsout689]

​​​@@pixelia6884 yeah i find all of that hard to believe. Some of it even passed in front of the tv station's watermark in the top left corner. I wouldnt expect that from a live tv broadcast. Its also just all very out of character. I assume its the uploader having fun with it

[@essayegg6990]

And to think they can make nukes lol they’d fall in the ocean half way here

[@xythrr]

​@turnsout689 Do you think they have people with experience working on yhese channels? Lol

[@9f81rsd00]

Honestly, for all we know, to the people of North Korea these effects might look absolutely amazing.

[@ninarose1650]

I can feel my brain being washed

[@26MECH]

Fr tho!!!

[@26MECH]

That music was seeping into my soul I don't know if I can listen to anymore

[@A6Legit]

Man the US must have perfected the craft

[@matthewmenich4302]

I thought so at first too. Then I realized that The Great Leader IS our savior from brainwashing, and from all capitalist pig-dogs and foreign spies who would seek to corrupt the greatest nation! DPRK sign me up!

[@Dingleberry454]

They’re still working with the beta version the Germans had, us of a got that shit patented in the 70s😂

[@highevo]

I dont know how to describe it but its like an eerie empty fake feeling

[@Kaiji700M]

A whole country's TV is one big Vought commercial...

[@godisfake78]

Lol 😂

[@ronaldonazario2641]

Captain cum

[@LisaAnn777]

Oi, we need to get rid of da omelandah.

[@johngojcevic8731]

*Redditors try not to reference their favorite superhero slop media challenge* impossible

[@juanpablosoto4538]

Funny, because it's i'm fact a reference about the western media...

[@BR.Punisher]

It feels like you're looking at a parallel universe and how people live there, but no, this is our earth...

[@saby777]

Now I want to watch TV from some another dimension/universe. Imagine if that was possible

[@ColdViolet]

Awful. So very awful. But by watching this video and the creator themself creating awareness, we are making a change. Step-by-step.

[@PlanetShlorpian]

​@@saby777Interdimentional Cable ala Rick and Morty.

[@mats1975]

Just like when you watch our American sitcoms like Friends for instance.. they depict another NYC reality where everything is perfect all the time... Just to name one

[@AndrewGrey22]

This is America's future if Harris wins.

[@gonzaljevic]

We finally get to see the factory where all the egg shells are made for people to walk on.

[@onetrickekkowr]

This comment is so underrated. You must be a poet.

[@gonzaljevic]

Hahahaha ​@@onetrickekkowr

[@KanoniaMakesMusic]

Oh my god a wordsmith if I've ever seen one 😂

[@gonzaljevic]

@@KanoniaMakesMusic hahahaha your sarcasm is delicious.

[@KanoniaMakesMusic]

@@gonzaljevic It's not sarcasm I promise :) I was and am genuinely impressed.

[@tora4656]

ショート動画からきますた

[@煽るな]

同志

[@mami9614]

同志

[@user-wa4bo3kg4q]

同志よ

[@MrTakeYoBitsh]

This is the type of content KZbin was built for.

[@A6Legit]

Only if the content was made as a joke though 😅

[@sumi2973]

Knowing that Kim will lift the ban on KZbin

[@k.r.99]

North Korean MTV before G... nevermind.

[@thiswasts]

Life seems like a perpetual musical there

[@ToriiDawdy]

I know snappy show tunes , lavish dance numbers ... man , can you think of more inclusive workers paradise?

[@ColonelMacPimpDaddy]

I've heard them described as "a communist Disneyland" at least the parts they let you see

[@謬]

Disney films.. 😏

[@davidcenteau-depina6192]

Their propaganda is strong in the songs.

[@Randomguy-kz7sk]

@@謬Nice pfp

[@comiskey2005]

Imagine living in that hellscape and having to fake your enthusiasm for “the supreme leader” every freaking day of your life.

[@samuelponce1]

It’s all they know for generations they think he is god they don’t know anything outside of that country and being 🧠 washed for generations poor fuckin people it’s like Hitler they literally have concentration camps

[@Falling_Angel_Agent_Data_Lord]

Im sure parents get old of it real fast and agree hes a supreme psycho but dont let thier children know so they dont snitch.

[@AllstarAbn]

Just gon kill me then.😂😂😂😂. Ain't no way, ain't no way. I just as soon as get it over with. Tbh they don't have to use cruel punishment, just watching that will make you want to scratch your eyes out.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cccycling5835]

They look at our society and say the same thing. And they’re at least 90% correct. Except replace the North Korean flag with the Rainbow Flag. Their culture is perverse but so is ours.

[@yilongmusk9665]

What is wrong with you ​@@cccycling5835

[@g1gabytez]

1:06 THE EXPLOSION AND TIMING OF THE MUSIC LMAOOOOO

[@haroldmccarty1333]

😂😂😂Ahh man this made me laugh so hard

[@MEDIOCRATES138]

So the North Koreans form of entertainment is one giant tourism commercial showing how great the country is? Thats too fucked.

[@LeanLanternV2]

Never thought about it like that

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

That's typical for communism. Soviets did that as well as Cubans. Propaganda all day every day since reality sucks.

[@abetwabe]

😂

[@m00nkinftw]

One giant touristic channel for the least touristic country in the world lol

[@cheechicana]

None of them watching will ever play in the water park 😢

[@HeyItsTheWykydtron]

I will leave this playing when I leave my AirBnB 😂

[@effortless4588]

They gonna be confused af

[@tinyhoneybun]

I just giggled hahah

[@poolside123canadian7]

All Kim all the time. 24/7.🤷‍♂️

[@BossNotes]

P

[@awe_possum]

BEST EFFIN COMMENT I'VE READ IN A WHILE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally cried laughing dude, imagine their faces omg

[@juni-o4o]

Its just sad because you know Kim has a Netflix subscription

[@shadedisplayed]

He probably just pirates everything

[@TheREALTyreeSneed2]

Netflix is trash bro

[@cowsagainstcapitalism347]

​@@TheREALTyreeSneed2Compared to native entertainment though?

[@oxyman10]

It’s rumored Kim Jong Un enjoys watching Morning Joe on MSNBC.

[@TheREALTyreeSneed2]

@@cowsagainstcapitalism347 he usin Torrents & Dennis Rodman emailing him da newest rips 🤣

[@away69]

The skill of that dive at 24:24 💯

[@inglockwetrust-g3b]

help

[@CristianRodriguezEp]

OMG 😂😂

[@mustafahezam4589]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cicerogomes83]

Kkkkkkkkkk

[@bobloblaw2958]

Don't miss the cooking show. Tonight's ingredients: Pine bark, rocks, and shoe leather.

[@lpctoker]

Meanwhile Kim devours everything else in sight.

[@CJ_YT_2001]

And fake fruit

[@2hacksbuilding82]

My favorite

[@ArsonPanda909]

Yo don't forget the sawdust. Their world renowned doctors and leader said it's safe to eat so it must be

[@MightGuy15]

😂😂😂😂

[@broza82]

The editor has got as much editing knowledge as I do lmao.

[@JaJa_Pose]

😂😂😂

[@lowmax4431]

The balloons 💀

[@-The-Darkside]

It looks like 90s tech lol, the balloons reminded me of a thing I had on a camcorder back in the 90s

[@lkx5257]

Right? Its so crazy..​@@-The-Darkside

[@jordanevans4657]

There's 6 year olds on TikTok with better editing skills 😂

[@synastargamer1141]

3:32 he covered the glorious leader!! The awkward shaking afterwards, I bet he was sweating bricks lol

[@Tony-ix4oc]

I wonder if he thought the software would prevent it

[@Papote44]

You mean... Shitting bricks.

[@okk2005]

Don't think the lol is appropriate because for all we know that guy could have been killed for something small like that. It's still funny though hope he/she is ok.

[@synastargamer1141]

@okk2005 you know you're right, rip would of been more appropriate.

[@jeremymitchell5998]

I started laughing until tears

[@AB-sg3wi]

The 6 minute stock picture, balloon intro is wild

[@inglockwetrust-g3b]

no fr

[@GuillermoSantamarina]

Except for children, adults seem to have an artificial joy, as if they were dead inside but had to carry on a charade.

[@unvaxxeddoomerlife6788]

They're not so different from us after all.

[@DaveSimkus]

So basically, just like us!

[@wsuppdoublesupp5553]

That's only your opinion. But it's not true.

[@RedactedBrainwaves]

Not so different from us

[@πατριχορ]

​@@artbyrobot1Amen.

[@juantamad6576]

In all seriousness this video is so Dystopian.

[@KarolStevenVillacarillo-xu9kl]

true

[@dennyb6768]

Yeah you're right. I'd much rather live in a place like Baltimore or East St. Louis or Atlanta. 🤣

[@chrimony]

@@dennyb6768 In the words of the great Morgan Freeman, "Man, the bus runs every day!"

[@rs420xl9]

It's like watching a long ass meme, the dramatic tones and the cult personality

[@dennyb6768]

@@rs420xl9 North Korea is nothing like the American progressive left.

[@psychoagenda]

I love how the only fat is the leader.

[@RobertUrsery]

+ Diabetic

[@LockheedFan]

Some of his generals are fat too. Ironic how an ideology that is supposed to be sharing wealth and get rid of the wealthy elites, creates a wealthy elite while rendering the rest of its people in poverty. They are what they think capitalism is lol.

[@investfoxy]

He is leader that's why he is fat because his lazy a$$ don't have to move.

[@kobz2862]

If this isn't a good representation of what communism is, then i don't know what is

[@Deezhan]

Planned economy is working well. All food was planned for him.

[@luismaldonado2214]

I’m gonna make my kids watch this when they act up

[@tb7771]

I'm all for disciplining children, but that might be considered abuse. 😁😁😁😁

[@acslater2728]

Ugh. Depressing. And weirdly interesting. It feels like a long running ad.

[@teremertz]

An ad it is :/

[@mho...]

that basically IS what propaganda is, commercials, to sell the dicktatorship to the masses!

[@M.R.T.V.Videos]

I am ready to book my tour and take a vacation . Who is paying ?

[@postyyy3258]

Imagine they had a raid shadow legends ad in the middle of the broadcast

[@SheenHunter-SeattleFreeze]

I think I would not know the difference 😂

[@Nick......1]

This made me laugh

[@TheIrishRushin]

This is just one big ad.

[@dasfisch392]

good marketing strategy

[@nate-iq7dg]

being south korean and watching this is amazing. i understand what they're saying except for a few words, and it doesn't feel like my language. their speech feels strictly authoritative. amazing work !

[@bramgn]

Thank you for sharing your reaction. I was wondering what south Koreans would think about it. It must be surreal.

[@manoman0]

I always wondered what kind of impression north korean language had on south koreans. It's also a difference between eastern germans and germans.

[@reiismycope]

​@@manoman0what kind of differences? Most of them are just dialect, and dialect also exists in southern and northern germany.

​@@hyperturbotechnomike - I suppose she just need to sound angry and blame US for everything 🤣

[@chocolate_maned_wolf]

That’s literally 1984, but not in a joke way, the language is controlled to keep people obedient

[@野菜と雑草の境界線]

日本に生まれてよかったぁぁぁぁあ！！！！！！！

[@lapin_ss]

そ、それな〜

[@F_a0]

يارب تنحبس في كوريا الشمالية الى الابد

[@staffy73]

It’s so disturbing/scary watching those people go absolutely bonkers with admiration while knowing that they know the consequences for not being energetic enough

[@JamesLibrary]

Remember when trump said it was treason to not clap for his state of the union speech? We aren’t so different.

[@ChrisPBacon-yz6nk]

Just explained that to my son. So sad.

[@FreakGoat]

@@JamesLibraryshut up Biden lover

[@iamdamosuzuki_]

@@JamesLibraryit’s definitely what he’d want to do if he had the power to

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@JamesLibrary 🙄

[@chrometape]

the bit starting at 3:28 where one of the broadcast techs was just messing around with video mixer effects was fun

[@MrJiffytiffy]

I kept thinking, I'm pretty sure I made something similar in my computer class in elementary school...😂

[@zachboult972]

then they were like - OH FUCK - THEY WILL KILL ME IF THE BALOONS COVER HIS FACE!

[@Sprizys]

I thought that was the person that uploaded the video lol

[@HammerPaired]

The balloons sound like The Langoleres.

[@Cognitoman]

@@zachboult972😂

[@snafu5563]

Imagine this is the first human signal aliens receive lol

[@jessicaregina1956]

Stop imagining because long ago black and white tv signals got out there.

[@kevinnivek8907]

@@jessicaregina1956of hitler 😂

[@KaptifLaDistillerie]

Unironically even though it's fake, that would still be better than american TV

[@neilpatrickhairless]

Imagine this is the first signal humans receive from aliens

[@Trgn]

it's glorious 🤣

[@romanpaulgonzalez1190]

Imagine, that people is watching the same thing every day! How sick !

[@matthewdaub]

Imagine being forced to watch ads for all the things your not allowed to have.

[@awilli182]

It happens. 🤷‍♀️ Just keep pushing.

[@remosnoCelaK]

So…. The United States basically

[@LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL]

@@remosnoCelaKyou’re not allowed to have a Burger King whopper? That’s 80% of my advertisements

[@CarolineLisy]

@@LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL A life without whoppers is a life not fully lived 🥲

[@brellnob]

They have no idea how weird this is. Incredible.

[@peterfairlie2296]

Part 2 is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWWTh6qAp8t-iNU

[@HuracanHilarantedelPueblo]

@@peterfairlie2296That’s hilarious bro 😎 🎉

[@tarjaau]

6:12 Great to hear that NK music has finally progressed to the 80s! It's gonna be wild once they get to the 90s.

[@uranblut]

I'd like some fresh eurodance from NK :P

[@robosing225]

They won't ever evolve into the punk, rebellious phase of rock n' roll will they?

[@MightyEFX]

​@@robosing225they probably skipped psychidelic rock.. the 90s will probably just be the poor sample-tech having disco songs

[@airgunnyhighway]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@fificarruthers5477]

At least its better than KPop

[@haley_bey]

jesus christ i fell asleep with the tv on and i woke up to this shit playing😭😭😭 man wtfff

[@Endymion34]

Lol

[@bsherman8236]

This looks like an alternative dimension

[@MrCobalt]

To be fair, it basically is.

[@lynxf]

that dimension is not as far from you as we'd like to believe

[@shadowmistress999]

the high castle across the ocean 😂

[@NetTubeUser]

Exactly. But sadly, this alternative dimension is among us.

[@100mangroper]

do you think the same thing when you see our transsexual politicians and pride parades?

[@LeonAlkoholik67]

So this is how TV in hell looks like?

[@dennyb6768]

Dunno everything looked incredibly clean to me. Have you seen American cities lately?

[@treebeard290]

​@@dennyb6768do you really think they dare to show garbage alongside the Kim's family?

[@liamphillips7315]

Why do they have a flyover of toy missile launchers? Is everyone supposed to think they're the real thing...? So weird...

[@macrc2129]

@@dennyb6768 Are you really that gullible? Some of this footage is quite old by the way.

[@letthereberock1]

​@@dennyb6768 What a surprise. A Trumpster who is a sucker for right wing propaganda is also a sucker for North Korean propaganda. You should move there! No brown people for you to be scared of :-)

[@diegocastillo7756]

17:14 is that the… Avenger’s theme? 💀

[@Jong-JongDomo]

What the fuckkkk.. It is!!!!😂

[@prodxdre]

Put it on 0.5x speed then youll get the North Korean Avengers

[@bankrupt3am932]

Holy shit its 😂😂😂😂

[@Breadwinner45]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelDavins-id7vx]

The north korean anthem at the beginning is also just the russian anthem upside down

[@Athril]

1:30:35 She is 'crying' passionately while speaking about the glory of North Korea. Such is her devotion to the dear marshal. I have seen a lot about North Korea, but I still get astounded by how surreal and dystopian it is. Fascinating how you can force a mass psychosis on your citizens and remove anyone who doesn't go along with it. They are prisoners in their own country forced to help perpetuate a lie with a gun to their heads. I know i'm stating the obvious, but it is still hard to wrap my head around just how fucked up this is.

[@Ethereal18]

You know the most sarcastic thing in this video? Most people in North Korea doesn't even have a TV

[@beekneed]

Exactly. This is what the privileged few in Pyongyang "get" to watch. Oh boy! 🎈

[@userxl41drn301]

How long have you been living there?

[@redcityyy]

bro, how do you know that?

[@brick6347]

​@@redcityyythe satellite photos of most of the country in total darkness. TVs don't work without electricity.

[@redcityyy]

@@brick6347 If I'm not mistaken, these photos are not very real, but I get your point.

[@ke6890]

The less you know, the happier you are - Kim

[@vivekvicky2595]

lolol

[@austinstois2586]

What's the use of knowing in an age of endless information deluge

[@Nedry92]

​@@austinstois2586whats the use of knowing? are you serious?

[@vivekvicky2595]

@@austinstois2586 exactly, I'm ready to go there. The only thing I worry about is the food

[@John-si5vs]

They have the same production team and agenda as the WEF Cartel "You Will Own Nothing And Be Happy"

[@BillBarbrie]

Told myself I'd catch up on some paperwork before the weekend. Ended up watching two hours of North Korean T.V. Perhaps I need to rethink my time management skills.

[@denisee4]

it happens!😂

[@maumiceli]

What are you talking about? This is priority number 0.5.

[@AndRei-yc3ti]

So what youre saying is that north korean tv is that good eh

[@user-mp5xgt7bvj]

度胸あり過ぎで笑う

[@drewpydrew8551]

Babe wakeup another pirated north Korean broadcast just dropped

[@nonamegonzalez5711]

damn son, where’d ya find this?

[@100mangroper]

go watch eurovision and tell me the west is more normal than NK

[@Shadowfeather-sb4vc]

redistributed*

[@mr.koolkarni4357]

Peak internet 2024 ..😅

[@IceTTom]

Yay! Another lame tired overused beta comment... again! 🥴 Another copy and paste for the utube "likes"!! 🤡 DERP DERP 🙄

[@michaelterry1000]

Well you could say that at least there are no commercials in the broadcast or you could say that the whole thing is one big commercial.

[@bruceh4180]

Agreed that was exactly my thoughts

[@unomasdelmonton4531]

As in Cuba channels.

[@A.Tips.306]

No ads, all fear.

[@oliveryt7168]

They aren't trying to sell you anything..

[@michaelterry1000]

@@oliveryt7168 Here is what they are selling 1. Glorification of the Leaders 2. Self-Reliance (Juche Ideology) 3. Military Strength 4. Anti-Western Sentiment 5. Economic Resilience and Success 6. Unity and Collective Effort 7. Moral Superiority North Korean propaganda primarily aims to promote the ruling regime, glorify its leaders (particularly Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un), and justify the country's political system.

[@miragaming9628]

Bro I lived and grew old in Burma and this is exactly what we used to watch. Burma is like North Korea with less media attentions.

[@SquirtlePower809]

Soooooooooo crazy!!! It is just wild.

[@shivaramabharadwaja2234]

There is a civil war there right? I am from India. It's crazy to think.

[@MarcBchannel]

I work with several people from Burma and Ive heard alot of horror stories. I'm blessed to have been born in the USA and I remind my children to not forget it as well

[@LisaAnn777]

I didn't even know Burma was no longer called Burma until that coup that happened in 2020 or whenever it was lol

[@LisaAnn777]

​​@@MarcBchannelah a fellow US citizen 😀🇺🇸🦅

[@MaeMae99]

You made history sir. Thank you for this

[@peterfairlie2296]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@louisnguyen6610]

Kids being told they’re not eating for 2 days at a time to pretending to swim happily in pools is an unsettling reality…

[@MangasColoradas941]

I mean they probably genuinely enjoyed it. if i had to guess only the elites really get to go there, theyre the ones with TVs after all

[@smh1245]

Yeah? How long did you live there? You have such details about life there, or did you pull it out of your ass?

[@mikey3666]

You know the whole country isn't like that right? These kids probably are eating normally

[@X_irtz]

​@@mikey3666Nice try, Kim Jong Un.

[@nuclearthreat545]

@@mikey3666”normally”

[@fugia3444]

Its crazy how one family manages to control so much people to this extend

[@Granite2three]

I've read a lot of books on north Korea. That's essentially what it has become. A family just living in luxury, with no end goal

[@fificarruthers5477]

The real enablers are the US and China geopolitics, not the family

[@paulj2948]

​@@fificarruthers5477China, yes. Keeping them alive basically. Explain how the US is prolonging it?

[@AllstarAbn]

​@@fificarruthers5477China does the same thing, but they can't control the country like N Korea does because it so spread out, but the US doesn't do anything to keep them in poverty. And besides, why would I want a nut job, having any advancements to help them destroy me. N Korea is just bad off, and the people are the victims. Keep America out of this.

[@onelousygamer]

Five minutes in and this is officially the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I think it's the balloons. Thanks for this!

[@Riku-Leela]

Wild that only 5% of them could even afford a TV and then they have to watch essentially an advert for the place they already live in. Its like going to centre parcs and not paying for the TV channels and watching the parks TV adverts

[@mirzuri]

That's a one very long ad that you can't skip in irl

[@freeckotreecko]

There's not a single TV series to watch?! Are you kidding me, this entire 2 hour felt like a long ass advertisement for a country!

[@aj897]

This looks like a new district from the Hunger Games

[@pineapple-rr5hl]

Lady at 3:04 says Hello, today is July 12th Friday, the first day of the sixth month in the lunar calendar From now on, we will start broadcasting on Central Television.

[@2005wsoxfan]

Can you imagine the incredible anxiety these poor people have to live with.

[@TopShelfTheology]

But they have a water park!

[@2005wsoxfan]

@@TopShelfTheology Thank you Great Leader Thank you. Thank you. I will work extra hard in the salt mines for you Great Leader.

[@sparky_boomstick]

Probably not because this is all they've ever known. This for them is normal.

[@2005wsoxfan]

@@sparky_boomstick Yeah, I think they do. Everyone is looking to turn everyone else in. Casually make the wrong remark.........

[@nikolai6489]

@@2005wsoxfansimilar to Nazi germany where you told on your neighborhood

[@syXB123]

I have this weird feeling, a devotion to Korea I’ve never felt before. I feel born anew. I think I’m gonna book my flight now. What an amazing president!

[@A.Tips.306]

LMFAO have fun on your one way trip 😂

[@awilli182]

OK, but whatever you do, DO NOT look at the backside 9f the statue! JUST....DON'T! 😰

[@callerslist9335]

These people don't know, probably what he's doing behind the scenes.

[@weeboutthere427]

Creepier than any horror movie. God help those people.

[@M.R.T.V.Videos]

This is so bizzare.

[@kimdokja12]

​@@M.R.T.V.Videosit feels like another demension

[@NinaAxr]

Its like a Black Mirror episode 🤣🤣🤣

[@CompanionCube]

god ain‘t gonna help them because he doesn‘t exist lol

[@weeboutthere427]

@@CompanionCube Edgy

[@iamgawd6969]

I love the random CGI explosions that randomly happen over the valleys

[@skelter1153]

How hilarious would it be to override their signal and just play episodes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," nonstop. Kim would sh -t.

[@jeremymitchell5998]

Married with children 😅😅😅

[@SoulDelSol]

He loves american media which is odd thing

[@Number1Tailsfan]

Or the directors cut ending of Little Shop of Horrors

[@Fungfetti]

That would probably make their anti American propaganda even stronger 😭😭

[@Musician12345]

Please yes!!

[@Butterkin]

There are subtle clues, like the bag of grain/rice wall only really being enough to feed a small city for a week or two. Everyone is skinny, but no one is jacked. Clothes always clean, never dirty. Like no one is doing anything else in those clothes besides appearing on TV and acting. Not having correct amounts of people for certain scenes. So many stories and programs centered solely on pyongyang and hardly anything about other parts of the country. Everyone being interviewed speaking with a sense of constant urgency. No pauses or quirks in speaking. The emotional segments filled with sing along captions and fiery speeches. Lack of personal belongings or any form of accessory. Terrifying implications..

[@peterfairlie2296]

Get ready for 4 hours more kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJPPgYaqidCJf9k

[@Lovell93]

Just wait til Kamala gets in. North Korea is the model they want to base the new USA off of. She’s gonna help them really get started on that. You’ll all be skinny like these people soon, eating your pet to survive just a little longer….

[@stealthactionremasteredsar7936]

It’s called communism.

[@AndRei-yc3ti]

Lol of course westerners overthink everything from their warped cartoon perspectives 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@generalv.1891]

@@AndRei-yc3tilil bud liked his own comment 💀

[@glenns9386]

This is the perfect video to play on endless repeat in the back rooms

[@kimdokja12]

Literally

[@ahm3347]

So real

[@ricslick]

This is PEAK YT content.

[@AppliedCryogenics]

Somebody probably got "a promotion" for letting the CGI balloons obscure Kim Il Sung's portrait for a sec there. Also, on Google Earth, the water park looks sunbleached and abandoned.

[@MRLBRMNN]

It's Communism, everything is fake

[@alextaylor8776]

It’s all theatre. Nothing in North Korea is at it seems.

[@panama2468]

​@@alextaylor8776 i mean are you expecting a fuckin live feed of water parks in dprk?

[@brunnomenxa]

If you look carefully you will see that the pink balloon at 5:18 on the bottom corner passes in front of the blue balloon and goes back.

[@nominkhanaarsalang154]

maybe it's because the sattelite image youre seeing was taken in March lol?

[@rockmanhunter]

The guy at 8:43 acted so nicely he's gonna live for a while longer.

[@2hacksbuilding82]

😂

[@turbomayonnaise]

insane comment 😭😂

[@andr3a353]

These pictures look like cutscenes from a dystopian war video game. Instead it is reality

[@ranzio477]

try look for philadelphia pensylvania at night

[@noe4354]

It reminds me of a fallout game videos

[@EpicGamer-dj7dm]

Even the part were kids play at the water park??

[@rey5597]

@@EpicGamer-dj7dmwell knowing they’re all actors, yes

[@Haddley333]

As soon as this started I thought you added in the special effects like the explosions and confetti. This is hilarious.

[@Upperdecker196]

Maybe I shouldn’t have woke straight up from a nap, Smoked pot, and watched this.

[@aobasuzukaze2372]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MA-ck4wu]

woken*

[@a64738]

Yeah you snooze you loose... Now you are living in a world where North Korea has taken the power ;)

[@squirreltakular9049]

Literally the first thing I said was, "I'm so glad I'm not high right now."

[@craighamilton-kb8fm]

thats exactly what i done am of back to bed lol

[@Anonymous_cat1]

I just find it crazy that they put sing-alongs after nearly every bew bit to remind you that "You love North Korea, yes you do! You have to!"

[@BetterME_02]

22:48 Man looks so done with life.

[@eliabon2039]

Deeeeeeamn i thought the exact same thing as soon as i saw It

[@randomlynamed3353]

Shows that no matter where in the world people are we aren't that different. I'd look the exact same way here if I was in a waterpark surrounded by screaming kids.

[@efexzium]

Do they have job insecurity and businesses insecurity? And bad salaries ?

[@IN-pr3lw]

Or maybe they're acting ​@randomlynamed3353

[@eliabon2039]

@@IN-pr3lw that's quite possibile

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

My brain literally doesn't understand this like it will take a while to process what I have just seen

[@SleepySwing]

Unskippable ads taken to a whole new level

[@peterfairlie2296]

No Ad's in North Korea

[@googlecommunicationservice7891]

​@@peterfairlie2296 Sarcasm 😂

[@Chromwel-A]

This feels like late 80's third world asian country, but in slightly different universe

[@HossBonaventureCEO]

You've just described North Korea in this universe

[@oscaralegre3683]

USA is a third world country.

[@seemorebutts8053]

Power Rangers universe

[@PikaJess123]

So much worse in reality though

[@darbyl3872]

The music is very 70s drama films.

[@SkodaZek]

That is some epic use of Windows 95 Plus! Effects.