True Detective - Rust gets suspended

[@33hegemon]

"the human tampon here heard me" Fucking excellent insult!

[@_Cato_]

33hegemon I can't figure out what that means.

[@AnnoDomini2690]

The ‘do your own thing’ mentality is the crux of the total insanity of liberalism leading to the moral decay of this country. 1. Disrespect the flag under the guise of a fake racist cause.....no problem 2. Allow fake sexual identity frauds into any bathroom they want....no problem 3. Abort unborn babies for convenience sake....no problem 4. Legalize weed across the country....no problem 5. Keep the borders wide open for thugs and criminals....no problem 6. Prosecute religious advocates to accept gay rights.....no problem

[@Luke-rt9bx]

@@_Cato_ lol I know it’s a three year old comment but I’m PRETTY sure it means he plugs a lot of holes lol

[@ajiwidhia]

@@Luke-rt9bx thanks man

[@enshk79]

@@_Cato_ dude. Picture a used tampon in your head. Looks like shit right??? Marty looked like shit. It was an amazing insult, but you don’t need to go ANY deeper than that. AND DONT YIU FUCKING LEROY ME!!!!!!

[@joshschaeffer3300]

After getting suspended Rust had so much time on his hands not only did he mow Marty's yard he started plowing it.

[@balwc147]

Hehee yeah

[@kristopherryanwatson]

hahaha yes he did, and 'marty's yard' liked it i bet.

[@emich28]

I would love to be named Leroy just to say “Don’t you FUCKING LEROY ME!”

[@joshschaeffer3300]

Nobody since Jim Croce has done more for the name Leroy. I expect to see a revival in baby names any time now. I bet people are opting to make that a middle name and that's why it's not so apparent yet.

[@muzicsalesman]

​@@joshschaeffer3300 Leroy Jenkins has entered the chat.

[@CpttCanada]

The human tampon line killed me

[@abdullahderar9451]

CptCanada 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@giovannimannelli2158]

@@abdullahderar9451 What sis the officer want to say',whay does it mean?

[@jhondahl3111]

I did not get that line

[@bennolaaa]

No it means he's in for a week and out for a month

[@enshk79]

One of my favorite lines ever muttered on television. God Season 1 was a gift from GOD!!! DAMN it was so good.

[@SirWalterSansRien]

"You ain't actin' right you don't sound right you are up my ass and you are warned" is one of the most clear and concise reprimands I have ever heard

[@AnnoDomini2690]

SirWalterSansRien The ‘do your own thing’ mentality is the crux of the total insanity of liberalism leading to the moral decay of this country. 1. Disrespect the flag under the guise of a fake racist cause.....no problem 2. Allow fake sexual identity frauds into any bathroom they want....no problem 3. Abort unborn babies for convenience sake....no problem 4. Legalize weed across the country....no problem 5. Keep the borders wide open for thugs and criminals....no problem 6. Prosecute religious advocates to accept gay rights.....no problem

[@waragainstmyself1159]

Yeah, god forbid he do actual police work.

[@enshk79]

He only had a few scenes but he says some of my favorite lines from that season. So fucking great. Would have loved to seen that character more

[@ethanbarkley9862]

@@AnnoDomini2690 the fuck are you on about?

[@eidorianeagle5806]

@@AnnoDomini2690 you sound like you need some counseling.

[@c.r.whitlock285]

One of the funniest scenes of the show. "I can't speak for Rust, but.., I got the.. flu.." Lol. Brilliant acting from Woody.

[@rodneydavis2830]

C.R. Whitlock I didn't know that was going around

[@mashable8759]

@David Sharma HA One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a RAW DEAL

[@teppoannala3577]

Woody is a great comedian. His timing is off the charts. His career just went more in the drama section, but he could have easily been a Jim Carrey type of comedian.

[@johnwilliamross]

"I'm the person least in need of counseling in this entire fucking state." That was the first time watching True Detective that I just burst out laughing.

[@ericwilbert]

I use this line regularly 😂

[@jlop6822]

@@ericwilbert 😂 do you regularly get told you need counseling?

[@hohosims5432]

that old white haired guy is such an intense character such excellent acting by everyone

[@the_occasional1764]

That guy was in that tape Rust found in Tutles house. Based on the way he wlked it at least seems so.

[@whitedude877]

Is he? I can't place him. Which one? That'd be a helluva detail.

[@the_occasional1764]

There is a short shot when you see them walk a few steps, the guy on the left walks with hunched back and hands behin his back, exactly whe same way as this dude walks.

[@BlakeFerret]

I should be studying right now I could believe that. He looks and seems evil enough

[@psychospherean]

whitedude877 It was the guy with a hunched back on the leftmost side of the tape.

[@u4tiwasdead]

After ditching Baltimore the Greeks decided it was best to have a man on the inside of the police.

[@nelsonbernardi1072]

Well, they could just wire it

[@alexmanning9961]

LMAO

[@BlauRFasan]

Brother Mouzone must have thought the same thing when he joined State PD and started questioning Rust.

[@jerrbutter7325]

"Oh I didn't know that was going around" knowing it's a hang over.

[@Smurffitness]

he was being sarcastic.

[@kristopherryanwatson]

@@Smurffitness exactly. and also fully aware that Marty was out late at night / sleeping with other woman other than his wife.

[@kevinzambrano5179]

This is pretty much the funniest scene in a very, very dark series.

[@Bluemgwes]

+Kevin Zambrano I really loved the "I don't sleep. I just dream."

[@kevinzambrano5179]

+Bluemgwes that was prettty good too

[@crippleized]

+Bluemgwes "I got an idea. Let's make the car... A place of silent reflection from now on."

[@kamtheman106]

Season 1 is funny as shit, it's just not your typical brand of humor.

[@tiaaaron3278]

When Marty mistakes "sentient" for "scented meat"...

[@ankittokas5229]

This 'Leroy' guy is a great actor! What a scene!

[@perturabo5246]

Dont fucking Leroy him

[@michaelchen1838]

Vondas/Spiros/my name is not my name, characters from the Wire are terrific in everything

[@balwc147]

@@perturabo5246 😂😂😂

[@Blafard666]

Don't you fucking Leroy him !

[@lifeisberserk9566]

Reminds me of Captain Barnes from Gotham just a savage Captain

[@anar24]

"Hey, dipshit, you don't get to decide what kind of conversation it was." Pretty much sums up Rust's professional life. No wonder he quit.

[@OhCarlJr]

“And you, you look like you haven’t seen your own bed in a couple days huh..” 😂

[@rishabhpal1126]

"Human tampon here heard me" Marty- 😐

[@daakrolb]

“You fuckin’ serious?” I cannot wait to say that to my supervisor when suspended.

[@B4DDHero]

"Cut the shit, it's done!" Such an excellent line, gotta put that in a song

[@sergeymeshkov]

"Dont you fuckin Leroy me!" Love Paul Ben Victor.

[@AnnoDomini2690]

Сергей Мешков The ‘do your own thing’ mentality is the crux of the total insanity of liberalism leading to the moral decay of this country. 1. Disrespect the flag under the guise of a fake racist cause.....no problem 2. Allow fake sexual identity frauds into any bathroom they want....no problem 3. Abort unborn babies for convenience sake....no problem 4. Legalize weed across the country....no problem 5. Keep the borders wide open for thugs and criminals....no problem 6. Prosecute religious advocates to accept gay rights.....no problem

[@DownrightCynical]

The Greek

[@SomeKindOfScum]

Anno Domini a lot of what you said here is pretty wrong, and your fear has led you to believe with certainty that your rationale is correct, and that your beliefs are stalwart. Also! You're commenting on a clip from a TV show on KZbin, that has nothing to do with any of the bullshit you stated, you dumpling.

[@zqsplatmaster915]

"I cant speak for rust but... I got the flu" "You and the human tampon over here"

[@joshschaeffer3300]

Marty would try and defend Rust no matter what, even 10 years later he not only defends Rust but walks on the interview once its clear there deadset on Rust being the killer. Marty knows for a fact why there are holes in the story and how that would appear to the detectives but they had him thinking it's very possible Rust has been up to no good since they last parted ways, I dont think Marty ever considered he was a serial killer but that he probably killed Tuttle or was some way involved, and Marty wasnt going to help them at the least. He hated Rust for the maggie situation but there would always be something there, Rust covered up a murder for Marty no questions asked and the cover story made Marty out the hero and had Rust hiding behind an old boat. Marty doesnt forget his debts.

[@polkka7797]

i know its an old comment but he believes the holes in Rust's story as him not doing bad things because there are holes in both their stories about how they found le doux. he might not like rust at that point but he knows him well and knows how he operates

[@CAHK83]

Human tampon lmaooo goddam I couldn't think about a better one

[@_Cato_]

CAHK83 What does that mean? :(

[@inquisitor4635]

Probably has to do with his many affairs outside of his wife...constantly sticking himself between some woman's legs.

[@morallybankrupt1461]

“Don’t you fuckin Leroy me!” Basically saying I’m not your friend, I’m your boss.

[@811chelseafc]

"The human tampon here" damn he roasted Marty lmao.

[@liljackypaper]

Sounded like a compliment to me.

[@scrainbow1234]

“I’m the person least in need of counseling in this entire FUCKIN state”

[@Collateral0]

The look rust gives the chief and the way the chief looks back at him with that nervous look, the chief was one of the men in tuttles video, and tuttle made sure to get rust suspended because of the fact he was getting so close. You can see the nervous look on the chief’s face since he knows what rust is doing.

[@Adam-pv3yz]

And he did the exact same thing during the press conference in 1995, right after it was said that the detectives had several leads

[@galvanizedcorpse]

nah the chief was never involved

[@round105]

Your thinking of the guy with white hair. He was part of it, the chief was mad because they were coming down on him for what Rus was doing.

[@galvanizedcorpse]

@@round105 nope

[@HolyMackerel490]

@@galvanizedcorpse Yes

[@Habsolutely]

I love the cursing

[@Nrvsmtr43]

Way to be a simpleton

[@enshk79]

I love this chief so much. the way he said his lines like, "Cut the shit! It's DONE. Badge & Gun." haha

[@KartikeyaDutta]

And the hand movement. Fucking excellent

[@kristopherryanwatson]

dude has got a great speaking voice for an executive officer in charge.

[@RepellentJeff]

“The fuck is wrong with you two?” The chief’s tone when he said that is priceless. 😂

[@ovskii96]

I really think that old guy in the scene is a member of the cult, and orobably one of its leaders. He seems to have his hands in everything Tuttle Ministries related.

[@Jacob-ir8df]

In the 7th episode when the tape is shown you can see a hunchbacked guy with his hands behind his back that walks just like that “old guy”. People think that’s evidence of him being involved directly

[@double-og4570]

"You fucking serious" Im going to drop that line to my manager one day.

[@daakrolb]

Hahahahahahah hell yes it would feel SO good!!!

[@robpagliuca4516]

‘Da fuck is wrong you two!?” Tag Line of the series....

[@rogersusapphire]

Billy Lee Tuttle disliked this.

[@daakrolb]

I wish we could have seen the moment this Leroy and Quesada learned they solved the whole thing...

[@Saoirse_don_Phalaistín]

This is must be Spiros Vondopulous when he was working for the FBI

[@rpapini1]

Damn I was just about to post this

[@RamKumar-yi6wn]

Fellow Wirehead checking in !

[@Blafard666]

HaHa, you sir are a connoisseur !

[@estebancerong]

Too many names, too many passports

[@eiffel6565]

I aspire to reach this level of not giving Fs..

[@rodneydavis2830]

The Flu? . . I didn't know that was going around. lulz

[@biglsworth567]

He wasnt acting right, he didnt sound right, he was up his ass, and he was warned...I'd say that's reason enough, no?

[@Scrootumm]

Im not sure if this scene was supposed to come out in a comedic way from the writers/director , either way the chief is hilarious "human tampon" LOL XD

[@Joao-pe8ur]

I told you both. CUT THE SHIT! It's duuuun. Badge and gun. [wild finger movements]

[@tHeXeKuter]

one of the best scenes in anything

[@daakrolb]

Absolutely. Jesus this was likely my favorite show ever.

[@c.r.whitlock285]

Human tampon here heard me.. Classic

[@dudlEEk]

"Don't you fuckin' Leroy me!" hahaha

[@CannibalLecter]

"AND HUMAN TAMPON HERE HEARD ME."

[@kennymarvel8311]

"Boss,i was on a family barbeque"

[@acyd5000]

I told you both Cut the shit It's done Badge and Gun.

[@hanskallafrasonen]

beautiful

[@JohnChoidotOrg]

And that finger wiggle...

[@jaymoose9313]

Every buddy cop move ever

[@DarkFilmDirector]

In spite of how they absolutely LOATHE each other, they still stick up for each other in front of their bosses. It's rather lovable. No backhanded, backstabbing bullshit.

[@Kevlexicon]

"you aint actin right, you dont sound right, youre up my ass, and you were warned" , jaaa. sassy

[@VictorHugo-tm4le]

"AND YOUUUU?" 😂😂

[@sorrowsuperstar10]

the HUMAN TAMPON sounds like a sick superhero name ...damn Marty ...hhaahaahaaa!

[@bobstacks8405]

"You fucking serious?" 😂😂

[@johnjojo5071]

Cant believe spiros became a police chief 😂

[@ikejugend]

"Don`t you fucking Leeroy me!"

[@Rawdiswar]

I’m the person least in need of counselling in this entire fuckin’ state.

[@isakillo]

"Don't you fucking Leroy me!"

[@Jon-zj2cn]

0:19 - 0:24 ... This would have been the exact moment I lost my job.

[@stephengrigg5988]

who was that guy tho? he wasn't the chief at that point. I totally missed him in all my rewatches. I assume he was a sheriff paid off by the Childress family(probably unknowingly tho). I know he had scenes before this

[@Petey0707]

@@stephengrigg5988 he was in the cult and involved with the coverup, alongside tuttle, he's one of their scouts.

[@stephengrigg5988]

that sounds like an assumption

[@Shatamx]

@@stephengrigg5988 He's 100% apart of it. Watch him when Rust debriefs the Ledoux complex shooting. The way he sits leaning back in his chair clearly shows he knows about what goes on there.

[@SpellingBeeC]

working places drama in the nutshell

[@sneider3]

It may sound wierd but I love Cohle's face that remains unchanged after Leroy tells him "shut the fuck up"

[@Vinicantstopcrying]

I always feel like rust got suspended on purpose so he can focus on the "Yellow King and Tuttle cult" on his own peacefully cause those asshole bosses purposely wanted him focus in another work and throwing files on him. Rust pissed off Tuttle by going to his office despite knowing the consequences that Tuttles influences the STATE PD. The major leroy warned him before that he will suspend him if rust continues pulling old case files. He knew they are gonna suspend him if he managed to piss off Tuttle and which they did. Otherwise I don't see any reasonable explanation why RUST would went so bold pissing off big fish Tuttle on his own unless he has something on mind. You can see the conservations of rust and tuttle wasn't really meaningful either cause both were very clever man and didn't give away anything. Before Marty and Rust had fight he(rust) was coming to office to get some files. I am sure those files are clearly related to Yellow king and Tuttle cults. He wanted to work 1 month on his own and break it peacefully. Then the same night Maggie ruined everything and made rust resign from PD. Which made him took 10 years to break it cause he never had access to police files..

[@muffinmuffinmuffin971]

It wouldn't be consistent with Rust's character to do something unstrategic like antagonize Tuttle without knowing the consequences. I agree with you there. A part of me thinks he wanted to confirm Tuttle's influence reached this deep into the PD as well as, like you said, take time off to work on the case privately. Solid theory!

[@Vinicantstopcrying]

@@muffinmuffinmuffin971 Thanks. I always feels so bad that rust had to be scapegoat of Marty and Maggie private life. He was solid, devoted police officer who can break the case just making 5 min interrogation to the suspect. I felt extremely sad when he was resigned cause he lost his only pal that tolerates his weird outlook of life (Marty). Rust knew after losing Marty he has nothing to do with PD cause everyone hates him. Even a genius man like Rust needs friends. We all saw they broke the case in few weeks after the reunion back in 2012. Rust knew he needs Marty and Marty was nothing without Rust. If Maggie didn't used him to get divorced from Marty then the case would've solved back in 2002. Lots of lives would've been saved. Maggie took advantage of rust alcoholic state that night and made him fall for her which in normal state rust never would've done it. We all saw How cold Rust was refusing a prostitute during interrogation like he had no sexual desire. The only time Rust was sloppy when he is under influence of alcohol and Maggie was lucky that Rust had load on that night. But you can see what he was working on before Maggie intervene that night " The tuttle case". The devils net and antlers were all over his home. That convinced me even more that Rust wanted a break from PD and focus solely on Dora lange Case.

[@abelkeinz7028]

That “hey deep shit “ guy was in first episode as regular cop.

[@jefffromjersey52]

, I just realized Major Leroy is " the Greek" in " The Wire " ...

[@douggranger8420]

Also in entourage head of some studio

[@WxM3008WxM]

Malakaa

[@APackOfNinjas]

Nope he played Vondas who was under the Greek

[@WxM3008WxM]

Sheeee got more bodies on him than a Chinese cemetery

[@morradi10000]

Jeff from Jersey your way..it won’t work

[@staykhozynycnyc7870]

Boss sounds like he is from New York

[@Imthatguymatt]

Zabe Khogyani The actor playing Major Leroy Salter, is Paul Ben-Victor and yes he's from Brooklyn, New York.

[@staykhozynycnyc7870]

I FUCKING KNEW IT! thanks Matthew.

[@Imthatguymatt]

Zabe Khogyani No problem bro, but good call on it, you from the greater New York area?

[@staykhozynycnyc7870]

Queens, New York. That's why I asked that question. His accent felt to close to home lmao. Are you from NY too?

[@Imthatguymatt]

No, but my father used to go up there a lot and a few of my friends are from there, so I know the accent very well.

[@MrGilRoland]

“Don’t you fucking Leroy me!” *Quentin Tarantino enters the chat

[@tarzan5621]

Excellent acting! Love this scene.

[@sajalsarker1344]

"I’m the person least you need a counselor in this entire fucking state" words!!! 😂

[@galvanizedcorpse]

fucking human tampon?? and "don't fucking leroy me" hahahaha this fucking scene is hilarious

[@NoNoDigUpStupid]

I told you both: CUT. THE SHIT.

[@quint4573]

That part was so funny to me

[@NoNoDigUpStupid]

rainskillvva nothing really to get. Cut the shit means cut it out, give it a rest, stop doing what you're doing. It was just the delivery of the line that was so funny.

[@Kwijiboz]

My favourite line

[@mykmcgrane]

This guys is an invaluable asset to acting. I love him. Whenever he shows up I always get that much more excited.

[@Billy-rq9hs]

I use “human tampon” at work all the time.

[@Orthodox1911]

gotta love this captain!!

[@kentallard8852]

You gotta admit the "muddy swamp" speech is pretty crazy, what was going wrong with Rust in 2002?

[@934ist]

I just noticed the boss's name: Leroy Salter. Well he's definitely salty about something :-)

[@mohtoadh]

Leroy is probably the greatest character in True Detective.

[@rpapini1]

I cant speak for Rust, I got Flu

[@mastercatx]

Funny as hell

[@jameskane8428]

Don't you DUCKIN Leroy me

[@kentallard8852]

1) The pharmacy shooter knew information never revealed to the public 2) he killed himself after a call from someone claiming to be his lawyer, who called from a public phone in the middle of nowhere 3) Cohle found at the Tuttle school Marie Fontenau went to a mural similar to that found in the burnt down church, and the same spirit trap constructs as found at the other crime scenes 4) the survivor identified a third man 5) the preacher alleged child molestation at the Tuttle schools - why didnt Marty just calmly and logically go through this stuff with Marty and their Major instead of going crazy?

[@IamDangoFAN]

KentAllard probably because of paranoia. At this point he is suspecting that a lot of the higher ups are probably in on it

[@captainsuperfreak1607]

He knows his chief is angry and not listening to reason, and that trying to show logic and prove he's right will only make it worse. Either his boss is a part of the conspiracy or Tuttle stepped on him hard enough to be clear that if he doesn't discipline Rust there will be consequences for the department, probably in a cut to funding.

[@tiaaaron3278]

Because Marty is a coward and plays it safe. No wonder he keeps getting the promotions while Rust gets nothing.

[@ChrisBrown-ir6sf]

@@tiaaaron3278 Rust never wanted promotion. He just wants to solve case cause he likes it. Marty wasnt really ambitious about getting rank up either. He quit in 2006 after watching a child burned in oven. Rust said him in 2012 why he quit cause he could've been boss. Neither of them really ambitious about making a career in the force.

[@GigaChadh976]

@@ChrisBrown-ir6sf no no no. Rust doesn’t “like it.” It’s all he has left.

[@thepageofawesome]

He has never sounded this gangster before

[@AnwarKarimi-tc1xg]

I tried the 'don't leroy me' line on my boss. Now i'm on suspension too

[@hmranyo4327]

Love this scene :D

[@OutdoorAlcoholic]

Lieutenant crazy in on it

[@lvp_24]

Many Names, Many Passports. We can do many things

[@tapset]

Marty was hungover as hell

[@gancarfebryantama7486]

0:19 i love mcounaghey acting after the commander say his line. even though cohle feel so righteous about the case, he still feel fear to his superior. that look to the other way., subtle but great. and the greatness of this whole scene it was the commander present when the mayot scoulding cohle. because cohle dont fear the major. but he still fear the commander.

[@NobleSteed00]

One dislike. Someone had the flu.

[@wallywest9257]

1:20 How I left high school.

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Hunched over captain was in the sacrifice video later, or someone with the exact same body type.

[@lrmcatspaw1]

Not only human tampon, supository also.

[@enshk79]

I can’t find the other salter scene, about Kelly Rita. “You got any bodies? You got something that actually applies to your job as a homicide detective? Y’know what he did? know what he did? Went to see Kelly Rita. Sent her into a screamin fit.” “The fuck schools you talkin bout?” “How bout we track all the missing persons within 10 miles of every Walmart? Huh??? Why don’t we go after Sam Walmart? I’m about to pull you for mental exhaustion man.” “You wanna stay on? Do not ever, EVAH, say that to anyone instateagain..”

[@alijuman195]

This show was great 👍

[@duffrox1964]

“And you!”

[@durden2480]

They're bosses are fantastic

[@Scorpionwincheater88]

what?

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@Scorpionwincheater88 He means "Their bosses are fantastic."

[@Veliki77716]

All three of them except Marty are fearless individuals that wont back down from nobody...Leroy has higher rank which gives him the edge but given the fact how briliant and bit unhinged Rust is,Leroy does perfect job of being commando but not insulting Rust

It's amazing that it is actually this possible to bribe police departments in the USA and they either know its a bribe or are caught up in the charm of the one donating that they would disqualify them from any investigation.

[@onethingledtoanother4482]

Cut the shit, it's done, badge and gun Cole.

[@michaelsinclair8733]

Salter's boss gives me the creeps. You have to wonder what his level of complicity is in all of it. He was either one of the masked animals who mutilated Marie Fontenot or he's too damn comfortable being the rich man's toy. Either way, it ain't good.

[@itsallgoodman4108]

Hey thats Vondopolous from the Wire

[@jaymoose9313]

Cut the shit lol badge and gun

[@hgbugalou]

YOU WRR WARRRN

[@rmtjp3875]

Did he call him a tampon??

[@frostbitepokin9520]

Why you gotta cut out the door slam

[@27efan]

So the cop sitting down, that’s yellow kings dad right??