Woman Want 1 Million Dollars From Her New Husband - TLC #5

[@xril5721]

Larissa: "Im a good negotiator" Also Larissa: "I wAnT 1 MiLliOn dollars" *ah yes the negotiator*

[@LegoGamer5502]

gEneraL kEnoBiii.....

[@LucasOliveira-fk6je]

Larissa does not represent brazilians/Larissa não representa os Brasileiros

[@soulist8224]

“You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short”

[@freedom_ot]

Hello there

[@zuzannamarczewska1894]

the negotiations were short

[@noamont9936]

larissa: "i want a million dollars from colt." also larissa: "colt is not a millionare"

[@ViktorScberg]

Good thing that this man party affiliation is Democrats

[@freakthenihilist2279]

She was cleqrly joking about the million dollars, some foreigners tend to make joke like that

[@natnaelabdissa7879]

I was about to like but you already have 69 likes

[@jutgediisp3407]

Viktor ScruelberG i bet you can make every topic about politics

[@joedeezamogus8107]

Maybe Colt should invest in some STONKS

[@solvingaproblemlikemaria]

Ed and Rose: Everyone Lies (ED) Larissa and Colt: Everyone is brutally honest (LARISSA)

[@khaledxox]

Felix and Marzia: Everyone is floorgang

[@lemesindong]

rose didnt lie tho

[@marlistrioakbar1227]

😂

[@youknow7856]

nah ed lied. rose didnt

[@Psalm_107.31]

Nah, biscuit titties was not “brutally honest” . he was soft.

[@dm_hater8388]

He’s a 30+ software engineer who lives with his mother and drives a crappy car This guy has a BAG of money put away somewhere, make no mistake

[@henrikhans467]

Even if it's not a million dollars, I'm sure it's a significant amount of money. 2/3rds of Americans don't even have $2k in the bank.

[@n25783]

@@henrikhans467 wait what! do you have a source for that statistic? (not doubting you, i just want to know more)

[@henrikhans467]

@@n25783 I tried to give a link, but any comments with links seem to get deleted. Granted the stats do change, but I would recommend NBC and Forbes for that information. It's still shocking how many Americans can't cover financial emergencies.

[@ducksauce172]

American here. Got really sick and had to go to the hospital, now I'm so far in the negative I'll probably have a few hundred dollars saved up by August. Maybe.

[@SuperThunderPanda]

lonelyFans

[@100millionsubscriberswithv9]

Larissa: "There's no sofa?" Colt: *"Floor gang OUH OUH"*

[@nickalappat2687]

Lmao

[@weebubaka5384]

Larissa ceiling gang cringe

[@kristianhalbavy5254]

Lmao 😂

[@coleevans2057]

Amen bro.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mazenalawar2753]

colty*

[@Memesaur]

I love how almost every word Larissa says is followed by a dumbfounded two second stare from other people.

[@joelbravo9566]

Its like the game facade

[@farkasmohacsi4670]

65

[@farkasmohacsi4670]

66

[@farkasmohacsi4670]

T

[@satendrsingh9712]

I couldn't even understand what she said...

[@alexandrliashenko459]

Colt is a sugar daddy with no sugar and no daddy.

[@savannahm9943]

Aka mama’s boy

[@bubbles696]

Bitter boy 😭

[@hamianagrande]

@@bubbles696 noo😭😭

[@svftannies4113]

@@bubbles696 BYE-

[@alenachi4811]

He is just an “a”

[@kennitv9424]

"I saw her in slow motion" Larissa: WWWWHHEEEERRRREEEESS MMYYYYY FFFFFLLLLOOOWWWWEEEERRRRRSSSS??

[@coolmanz4884]

loo

[@dottibach]

This is with Riley’s picture is too hilarious

[@wackybatman202]

FUNNY

[@StrongFireFox]

lol

[@sergipano3876]

kadê minhas frô?

[@axxkai565]

“I just want to money, money money money money” You may not like her but you have to agree she’s spitting straight facts.

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

youre so right, shes so right

[@tamla9875]

@Queena Mauigoa wtf me too.

[@danie7le903]

Queena Mauigoa same LMAO

[@thicch3ad]

Lol colty is spitting the notey

[@jin6089]

as a female she's being too honest that I feel sorry for those who had to play cute and all just to get a guy that will simp for her, kidding aside though, she might be the most straightforward gold digger I've ever knew

[@ilikemusic9599]

"She goes from sweet to scary" he goes from nothing to nothing.

[@mahumxx]

💀

[@tannerkoester4905]

As I read this he said that

[@Ivy-dq2jy]

he almost reminds me of the "number 15" dude 💀💀

[@pupsicle117]

He goes from nothing to slightly less nothing

[@snooganslestat2030]

@@pupsicle117 Lol.

[@xinxio2152]

"It's been a long day darling" Bro sounds like a discord mod to his kitten bruh

[@1dgavin85]

i agree lol

[@elenaaurora2939]

He gives discord mod vibes 24/7 lol

[@haykatshemyan8874]

I die inside every single time he says “darlin”

[@flacko8885]

ThAnK yUh DaRLiN

[@jasongibson2561]

So creepy

[@sv_sup6661]

He's a "Yes Honey" headass

[@LEDVisions1]

I feel your pain

[@eclipsemoon7345]

I'm with you on that

[@elijahspiss]

Colt is like an automatically generated sim character.

[@topsdaily_productions]

Sim+p

[@gingycat2395]

TopsDaily Productions I usually hate people saying simp but that one really gets a pass

[@osci1234]

LOL why is this so accurate

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Elijah Zubkoff This too accurate 💀

[@fwkylerr]

*exactly*

[@conni2you]

I want to know how a grown man that lives at home with his mom in Vegas doesn’t have a car with a working AC? I lived in Arizona for about 10 years and driving a car with no AC was a suicide mission.

[@HelpW4nted]

Even in Washington it's unbearable. Any car in the lower 48 should have AC.

[@RebelAngelForever]

Literally same. In Arizona a car is worth at least 3k, doesn’t matter the condition, if it has air conditioning. Like…THE FRICK was Colt doing in Las Vegas without air conditioning in his car!!

[@Bearded_Dragon_Sir]

Even Minnesota summers are awful without an AC

[@marinetter.8423]

"A suicide mission" the utter graveness of it 🤣🤣🤣

[@tearsintherain6311]

Also he’s an it engineer like wtf

[@lahlem6725]

"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people." Go figure, Colt.

[@kinga9301]

😂

[@donttrip2579]

Well why would ya say that Coltie ???

[@zde1532]

@@donttrip2579 peepeepoopoo beep borp i am a bot. I am designed to say "fuck" So *FUCK!*

[@kinga9301]

@@zde1532 lemme: *infront* You: *behind* ... Issa riddle... Hint is *it uses the word... Fuck.... ;) *

[@fernandorobinson8272]

No shit sherlock

[@Yandroooo]

Larissa: "Where's the Sofa??" Colt: *No Sofa, just Floor Gang Augh!*

[@matthewmcginn5800]

How did he not pick up on the fact that colty is floor gang?

[@jizyfromyt5072]

@@matthewmcginn5800 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙡 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮🤗

[@Ayoub-pt4nm]

he's a real one

[@catprank5005]

Look at my profilllle picture haha, I put a pot of feed on the end and put it in the pool, and let the cats out to eat, or what do you think happened? Haha come see on my channnnnel! Was cool!

[@KadesMindTV]

@@catprank5005 no

[@dr.stonks9911]

Everyone: she’s a gold digger Me, an intellectual: she’s a simp farmer

[@angelathomas6773]

Me, God: she's a sugarbaby

[@mayarraltk]

The government: she's a fart machine

[@pvrvati3575]

lowkey a queen

[@spookeryt302]

Dat simp

[@kimmyrobinson4097]

The queen of England: she's OG gold digger

[@peterstainer731]

She’s absolutely right she can’t be taking advantage of him because there is NOTHING to take advantage of

[@Combatwombat-sn7ng]

This is literally like they were forced to take truth serum and cannot tell polite lies to be nice to each other

[@aleb4568]

Reality tv basically

[@fabiodan30]

Saves them both time!

[@micromacaroni2477]

ITS NOT TRUTH SERUM

[@AlphaDaxter1]

yea that's true

[@connorhogan9405]

It is reality tv

[@leozyte1934]

Larrisa: “There's no sofa?" Colt:“FLOOR GANG AUUH"

[@tippiebekfast]

Big funny did laugh

[@alangdplayer6314]

Not funny but clever

[@dustpro_5142]

Stolen in a way😐

[@planzercl]

no sofa? literally ROFL!

[@connorpaulet3416]

Big pp

[@haley2484]

I have rewatched this countless times and I STILL can’t get over him brushing his bangs and saying “well it’s been a long day darlin” I can’t get any sleep bc of this

[@aiaprabetterson1027]

* brushes bangs*

[@mjack905]

Pure cringe

[@rhemajumbo-nze154]

i felt uncomfortable when that happened

[@justhannahinwonderland9731]

Absolutely traumatizing

[@SCP--bp9ud]

A southern twang comes out every time he says it

[@apollo6569]

Colt literally has the testosterone level of a literal mayyonaise

[@jordanalex8674]

😂😂😂

[@Nash550]

I cracked so hard on this comment😂.. truly one if the greatest comments of all time😂😂😂

[@flyingplantwhale545]

That big Ed can rub on his head.

[@KazmaniaProductions]

@@flyingplantwhale545 truth

[@zah936]

​@@flyingplantwhale545 😂😂😂😂

[@jamalhassan427]

It physically hurt watching him say “darling”

[@lucaschiaparini]

*dies from cringe*

[@nikolagostovic1225]

It truely does lol

[@liss8628]

dãrleengg

[@nomadc4tl152]

Cringey as hell

[@liss8628]

@@nomadc4tl152 well it's been a very long day ✨darling✨

[@apollostarwars1342]

33 year-old man lives with his mother Everyone : laughs Pacific Asian households : *sweats nervously *

[@akaikitsufuyu5411]

True. There’s a difference tho. If you don’t carry your weight around the house, you could be evicted. Lol

[@KobeTheCuh]

33*

[@EveTheRaviolo]

there's a difference between taking care of your parents out of respect, and having your parents taking care of you (when you're 33)

[@charlesmasclef1309]

Eve the Raviolo I think it’s more about sharing a place vs. taking advantage of the place. Like most pacific Asians are doing something productive with the household, respect or not they add value and aren’t beggars who can’t make a meal for themselves without mommy.

[@solar8314]

*33*

[@tetsurokuroo6894]

Colt's eyebrows have the most personality of his entire being.

[@jessreinhardt4408]

That's were he stores ALL that personality.

[@veterandecanus6411]

His stare shows how much he knows he's getting a gold digger un his hands

[@oscartatlisu2589]

Ik and you can barely see them cuz of hi glasses

[@alenachi4811]

His eyebrows have a separate personality

[@MuddiWasTaken]

Colt has the personality of a silent background character in a video game. Larissa wants her whole life paid for without doing anything. This was a train wreck Can I have more?

[@seemakarangale3958]

Larrisa after getting $200 instead of million : Stonks

[@gorandimeski6179]

As she said she is a good negotiator

[@vielarzares7212]

Lol 😂

[@MrPowaking]

Don't worry just 500 months left (or what pewdie said lawl.. )>.< x)

[@ias6893]

two hundred dollars here in Brazil is enough money, she already makes a profit kkkkk

[@araven2472]

that is a bit less than a normal paycheck on Brazil

[@Dreamer-gm2ct]

I love that when they said that she is brazilian immediately started a spanish song.

[@TherLoy]

That's what I thought LMAOOO

[@arberhasa9987]

A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutj

[@arberhasa9987]

A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutjj

[@khaymancarneiro7960]

Jesus that annoyed me more than it should lol

[@krieglord573]

Giorgia Stirpe Same

[@mjrocks09100]

Whenever Colt and Larissa speak to each other it sounds like Oblivion dialogue.

[@DanS044]

OMG yes...

[@mora8413]

Wait..I know you..

[@eduardoborges506]

Oblivion dialogue is oscar worthy compared to this

[@Awksparks]

The perfect analogy

[@DR-bb6kx]

This comment is underrated. I think I'll go binge live-action remakes of Oblivion dialogue for a few hours next. 😂🤣

[@ericdburton91]

Going back and watching this for the second time, it's VERY clear looking at his mother's personality how he ended up such a sociopath.

[@qiannaginn4126]

"A life with larissa or a life with my mother" Colt cant even afford a life of his own

[@hetharahere87]

thats why... he needs either one of them to take care of him 😂

[@Ali-xt2ex]

maybe hes happy

[@georgidimitrov2225]

Well....we can say he's a shitty software dev. Come on, really, some of those guys make 200k a year.

[@georgidimitrov2225]

@@charlesm.2604 You are right about the differences in salary. Im not that aware about the dev salary in Las Vegas but i believe it would be well paid compared to others. I'm from Bulgaria where all the jobs have shitty payment unless you're corrupt or have friends in high places. Usually the devs here get around 1000-2000 euros per month.

[@CodyHeredia]

@@georgidimitrov2225 I personally know software engineers who get paid nothing because they work for shady upstart companies that justify it by saying the experience is as valuable as the money. I also personally know one person who came straight out of college and landed a 75,000 dollar a year job right off the bat just because him and the boss went to the same school. It varies and it also matters that you make good decisions in where you work and this guy doesn't exactly seem like he makes good decisions lol

[@mallorielouann546]

The way he says "honey" and "darling" makes me uncomfortable

[@wafflies8790]

U would rather have Zero two "darling"

[@elpetano]

@@wafflies8790 Man of culture!

[@costeele8879]

His entire existence makes me uncomfortable. Tbh I know someone who has a similar behavior to him 👁👄👁

[@HullsColby]

@Javelin Melody I mean, be with your mom, or be with a girl where you're forcing yourself to keep your relationship because she's hot.

[@rinahal6948]

Good evening dio

[@savagecrowbar9338]

Colt needs to divorce his mom before he marries Larissa

[@malloryminx]

noooooo

[@Mr-og6pw]

🤣🤣🤣

[@deathproof8732]

If that burn was any hotter California would in trouble.

[@xozach7062]

lmaoo

[@sierrabackupuwu8485]

Lmaooo But sadly its the truth

[@BelindaShort]

I truly appreciate the woman's bluntness (but not the dramatics). I wish that everyone was like this all of the time, it would make it so much easier to get to people's motivations (if they know them). She's up front about what she expects and wants and doesn't have to stay with him. It also cracks me up that Colt called her sweet when clearly she wasn't ever sweet to him.

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Honesty and bluntness arent completely the same

[@smadak]

Every time he says darlin a piece of my soul crumbles up and dies

[@lightyagami6307]

Its so cringe 🤮

[@giorgledesma9748]

Been a very lawng day dorlen'

[@seb1520]

He seems clueless and she sounds like an actual psychopath lmao

[@Krimay.]

Touche

[@katelynfedorowicz2035]

Omg yes

[@bananabonanza3562]

If Larissa and Rose switched partners.. I think it could work.

[@Danny-yp8mq]

Holy shit

[@ciarangeary2170]

I think we're on to something

[@RenkoBocchi]

hmmm.. interesting... keep talking. We need more to fuel.

[@Patrick020901]

yes but rose already has a wife

[@lorcan2431]

@@Patrick020901 wut?

[@KingSkuid]

I live in Las Vegas and I cannot believe this man picked up "the love of his life" in a car with no air conditioning. My dad's car doesn't have air conditioning and he will rent a car for the day when family or guests comes into town just so they don't have to suffer in the desert heat. This guy didn't even roll down the windows for a decent breeze. Absolutely dense.

[@starshocker]

Even when walking out I could barely take it the time I went there, so I can't imagine in a car with no air conditioning and the windows not opened.

[@mwrhzwanicc5198]

Bcs he cheap and larisa a golddigger I guess

[@loneelephant8430]

He really went through all that trouble of renting a car when he could of just fixed the AC?

[@slyvax3359]

"I'm a good negotiator" goes from 1000 to 200 a month

[@almondmelk5830]

Colt seems like the type of person to wash his hands after taking a shower.

[@Chewwykiwi]

I wash my hands after I shower-

[@irrelevant6769]

@@Chewwykiwi I have news for you.

[@tellypolk8340]

@@Chewwykiwi whats the point?

[@Chewwykiwi]

@@tellypolk8340 To be extra clean lmao

[@Yada_690]

I broke out in laughter when reading that

[@betultunca5418]

“I’m a great negotiator” She went from $3,000 Chanel to $200 a month. Great negotiator

[@biplav32]

That is why she started high.

[@Lucas-qy7qz]

I think she wanted to say two *thousand* but get confused

[@ameliabrandt2302]

Lucas nah because she said $1,000 before $200

[@marcusverschollen9634]

Ah yes, the Negotiator.

[@noorclean2915]

Her vision is “better than nothing”

[@thegunn7526]

Pewdiepie: “You can’t find a girl in your country so you find one online cringe who would do that” Felix: Hides

[@BurneyJJ]

MrBeast: Hides with Felix

[@amritakishore7722]

PewDiePie is really going after that Felix Kjellberg guy

[@correctionguy7632]

@C.S.E Europe i would still blame larissa

[@ic4192]

C.S.E Europe Uh... why does poverty matter? Lmfao

[@kudoki7078]

666 likes

[@anotherpewtertahoe]

She is 100% playing this dude, and he 100% deserves it lol

[@savarhara5193]

That's why it's so funny 😁

[@trippydangles5416]

This whole relationship is just colt testing Larissa to see if she would be a good replacement for his mother.

[@starlet5350]

Absolutely

[@tewgunss]

ayyyoooo😭💀💀💀

[@KFlexFantastic]

BIG ACCURATE FUCKING OOF LMFAO

[@hannahvictory4985]

😂

[@Jrobs124]

damn that is accurate

[@quintenreimer4986]

Their fights are she's screaming and he's whisper yelling.

[@zoro_juro_2999]

lol

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

fax

[@vincentbissacco9807]

Turns out he was a Librarian

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

He’s speaking through the opposite side of the bullhorn 🤣

[@Robuxhaver]

Colt speaks like a politician everytime he speaks with his girl.

[@enterthevoidIi]

He does look like Serbian president Aleksandar Vucic. It's like they're twins. Amazing

[@Melkor235]

@@enterthevoidIi I was about to say that HAHAHHAH

[@gamer65688]

@@enterthevoidIi holy shit you're right!

[@Kitsoonaye]

woah, you have 666 likes

[@Ateszika]

@@enterthevoidIi He also looks like a hungarien politician Karácsony Gergely lol

[@clarkmeyer7211]

the real question is how has he got two people arguing over who wants to make him breakfast in the morning lol

[@megumin1170]

Colt would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle

[@jomesias]

Lmao!

[@KaladinAndSyl]

Hahaha

[@bawwlsinyajaws]

PLS

[@jjza9467]

LAMOO

[@mocking_jay1372]

Omg lol

[@MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT]

Larrisa: There's no sofa? Colt: FLOOR GANG AUUH

[@JoseGranny]

I mean, if she ain’t down with floor gang... give her the boot!

[@g0bas535]

They should end the relationship obviously

[@kleera8678]

It's more of a "floor gang" based on colt's personality

[@jayakrishnan6128]

More like Poor gang

[@Abdillllah]

or Poor Gang actually

[@walterw5126]

Rose : I feel my heart crack Larissa: money money money money Big Ed : I smell like a egg sandwich. Colt: yes darling

[@thatdigoryguy]

I miss Rose 😁😅

[@igam4fun]

an

[@xchylervillegas4572]

Rose was actually ok

[@kyoroth8580]

Such a funny couple. One thing I have to give Colt credit for is that he is always calm and (mostly) reasonable. Getting emotional is usually a recipy for disaster.

[@private755]

Just bury them deep deep down inside never to surface that’s the key to a healthy relationship true

[@aladin9149]

Colt is like skipping character customization. He"s like default settings

[@Axynos_]

Oof

[@frostbite2979]

No clothes or muscles and basic movies or none

[@rickastleyplayz1341]

He"s

[@tofufingers4212]

He’s worse

[@dr.coomer789]

@Sandra Swan she spicy do

[@rileynassour6851]

Larissa: Tells Colt we don’t need to eat like kings every morning Also Larissa: I want 1 million dollars and a $3000 bag

[@MIOrko]

Well kings dont eat papers with scribbles and bags so she is technically right

[@victorAgain00]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jhonatanbatista4661]

And where she came from she wouldn’t have anything near that amount of money 😂 🤦‍♂️

[@judityrezendes7244]

Well the irony is that- maybe if he didn’t spend so much money on food he’d be able to afford a Chanel bag for her 🙄

[@judityrezendes7244]

Jhonatan Batista 😂😂 you do realize she’s Brazilian- you act as if she lives in a mud hut. Educate yourself cause you sound ignorant. It’s exactly why she was so unimpressed with his living situation- it’s nothing special, she’s seen better looking houses and landscape in Brazil.

[@righteousdog494]

Colt: is an engineer Also colt: can’t make his bed

[@rxhul592]

Understandable

[@karthikrox6310]

software* xD

[@DZTWoo]

2 channel with same pfp at the top.....

[@NotLachside]

Riftyyyyyyyyy

[@gamerfreakz7807]

Im yout 500th like

[@constpatedlttlemss]

if colt's personality was an ice-cream flavour, it would be wet cardboard and and potato skin chips

[@karlydunow8710]

🤮🤮🤮🤮 that’s too accurate lmao

[@hamianagrande]

Just regular cardboard, wet cardboard has too much personality to be colt

[@rachelcookie321]

Nah, that’s too interesting. He’s not that interesting.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Potato skin chips taste good, colt is literally flavorless. His flavor would be an ice cream that’s white but has no flavor whatsoever

[@rigamortus8980]

*Colt: Proposes after 3 months.* *Felix: Proposes after 8 years.*

[@toastytoast9800]

Its evolving, just backward

[@StarGamerul]

Well at least one of them is truly happy and reacts to memes

[@bryce975]

Petcu Alexandru-Egon colt is the happy one

[@dby20]

lets enjoy this comment before the bots come, and Lil Baisy.

[@rigamortus8980]

@@bryce975 Unholy!

[@YS-lw1jv]

This guy sounds like he’s always having a business meeting

[@seanmatthewking]

With his cats

[@camilarojasc.6833]

@@seanmatthewking with his mom 🤣🤣

[@svm6916]

He said hes a programmer so its understandable he has no social skills

[@quacker_ots]

Colt: Utterly flavorless. Larissa: Too much flavor, no filter at all. Polar opposites alright lmao.

[@aperson5713]

@@cursedcat6467 milk???

[@yuxisushiii]

Opposites attract eh

[@tearsintherain6311]

That’s Latino for you

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@tearsintherain6311 latina

[@tearsintherain6311]

@@JimmyBoy9878 I’m Latino and I’m the same so…

[@maartenbondt9600]

“Ideally Larissa and my mom would get along so we can all live together” My man you will never get your wife to live with your mom.

[@Star_Gazer07]

"I'm looking at flights for Brazil." That was savage, maybe colt has some flavor after all.

[@wan4458]

You got a heart from lord felixxe your a god

[@dananaditya9347]

Flour with chilli powder maybe

[@ellisthomas8981]

*flavour

[@AkyToria]

I dont understand that

[@helloeverybodymynameismark9556]

WOAH you got a lOvE from pEwDiEpiE

[@calebkwashie6432]

"What do men like? Sex and good food." Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

[@RambleOn07]

Second

[@paulhampton3854]

@@RambleOn07 haha!, jokes on you! I still have my viginity!

[@gh8284]

I mean she's not wrong

[@hazelnuts5402]

I just want true love...

[@RambleOn07]

@@hazelnuts5402 I'll give you a tip: you'll never find it, unless you go out and take risks.

[@overiorae4510]

Larissa: “Honestly, I think he’s spoiled.” ALSO Larissa: “I want a million dollars from him.”

[@CloudEdits]

Give me 1 million dollars now you are spoiled

[@CloudEdits]

@Aurellia Charleta 1 mil pay up

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

There is so much wrong from both sides. I feel very uncomfortable

[@jayvee2073]

@@user-rf4vc7mt4d your name went through my browser's window.

[@oiomgaming8130]

i just saw you on joinens video i think

[@maxdriftmier6786]

Larissa is honestly being way more patient than I though she would be.

[@PurpleBadger]

"I just want to money." Well, at least she's honest.

[@MsKissme2]

Like anifisa lol

[@youraveragemachine1013]

True

[@iciest.icy.n.icy.rice.1]

Yup

[@thegarlicgladiator6678]

Larissa is simping for Colty. Debbie is simping for Colt. John is simping for Colt. Colt is distilled water

[@sora5982]

basic harem anime

[@svenson516]

LMAOO "distilled water" I WHEEZED

[@Jaidenizcooler]

You are dumping for marzia

[@davis4555]

True, but water is very important in the desert.

[@zerika1362]

@@sora5982 it's a *cult*

[@yele8990]

"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people" Well yes, you are.

[@thatguy_66]

“People die when they are killed”

[@tomatojuice2339]

thatguy_66 Pro tip: don’t die or else you lose

[@zzider8005]

thatguy_66 “people eat when they eat”

[@FloatingOer]

@@tomatojuice2339 if you kill your enemies they win

[@epicdudr4448]

ah yes this floor is made of floor

[@matijaleva6724]

"Colty, when I ask you money to buy stuffy" I can't😂

[@밍루리-b6t]

Im glad this guy has a normal neck this time.

[@anisatajy9445]

*near normal but with breasts. Why do TLC guys gotta be out of shape?

[@Bevsworld04]

Its. Not. A. Neck. If. It. Isn't. Dummy. Thicc!

[@erivam_galdino]

HUAHSUAHSUAHE

[@maahboi6549]

Lol

[@owen868]

I'm glad this guy has a neck this time.

[@themostrecent1615]

Larissa: "I'm a good negotiator" Also Her: "Reduced the deal by 800"

[@lelandbrown3432]

Reduced by 2,800 she actually wanted 3,000

[@UShaikh69]

Larissa is a great negotiator she would probably lose more than she would gain

[@AkiRa22084]

@@lelandbrown3432 The 3000 was for the perfume, but for the monthly credit card she wanted 1000 bucks. Wait, isn't that a reasonable sum? Why was she happy with 200 bucks a month? I can make that much in a day (a good day).

[@murdya9766]

AkiRa22084 Well she wouldn't be doing a thing, plus the guy's sorta poor, and right off the bat she's demanding for money.. In my opinion she's nothing but leech.. 😩

[@captainamerica6672]

The negotiations were short

[@dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997]

Imagine Big Ed dating Larissa. She would be at least twice his height

[@luukipuuk3537]

Yes because Larissa is 9”10!

[@rainfellforu]

SBoXs lies

[@hitakashyap4593]

Actully they r a good match larissa needs money and big eg gives money

[@Eclin]

Hita Kashyap big Ed can’t even give a couple cents of tip without having a grudge.

[@morigranate]

then big ed can turn into a bowling pin when larissa tried to choke his non-existence neck

[@sewerwitxh]

It's crazy how moms with take care of their sons until they're on their death bed but they want their daughters out by 18

[@sarahalzubaidi7794]

Internalized misogyny is really something, eh? I'm Arabic so I had to deal with that bullshit all the time.

[@sc1338]

Because boys are the best

[@sewerwitxh]

@@sc1338 I've met toooooo many 30 yr old man babies in my life and too many independent 18 yr old women to be convinced thats even partially true.

[@Zomesura]

Women hate themselves, that's why.

[@yjoaquin6757]

@@sewerwitxh i've also met 18 yr old independent men and many girl babies relying on their dad to pay their rent sounds like you're just jealous of your brothers or sumn

[@herpderp1013]

Larissa: Time for my hourly paycheck Colt: yes dear...

[@miran426]

\|/ +×÷=/_€£¥₩!@#$%^&*))-'cvb

[@supremechris3681]

She get paid a dollar a hour

[@cindyluuu]

Lmfaoooo

[@themanbehindtheslaughter1765]

*OMEGASIMP*

[@smolgothgf00]

yes darling ;)

[@tonychopp2952]

Larissa is not a gold digger she is a gold excavator. She doesn’t even hide it.

[@angelashiflet6153]

"I'm all about money"

[@roseeriana8480]

Waw can't find things more fact than this

[@skumar2603]

Nope, she is just an american women

[@tonychopp2952]

VideoGame but she’s not American

[@Kek.B.I]

@@tonychopp2952 You know, there are other countries on the American continent than USA. Such as Brazil in South America.

[@zach6960]

she's not even trying to hide the fact shes a gold digger

[@altafhussain1617]

if shes not hiding it don't u get what u paid for?

[@zach6960]

@@altafhussain1617 yes exactly

[@MylittleponyMale123]

PERIOD. She been who she was from the beginning, she aint hide shit. He did, thats why she mad

[@MylittleponyMale123]

still wanna marry em tho, tbr she a real one lmao

[@bastmorg5702]

@@MylittleponyMale123 lol she literally said "i lied because what do men like, sex and good food ?" she is a gigantic liar i cant believe some people pretend the contrary, youre the same type of guys that would let your girlfriend cheat on you and then convince yourself that it was your fault that she did lmao

[@BriRog68]

And you know Colt straight up has a diary 👍

[@muhdakmal4022]

"I would move heaven and earth to make you happy" Bro, you live in your mom's house that has no sofa

[@vokubiii551]

With a car with no air conditioning, completely dependent on his mom, and has 0 life skills

[@ShivamSharma-hn1lh]

@@vokubiii551 atleast he has a slot matchine

[@vokubiii551]

@@ShivamSharma-hn1lh it’s his mom’s tho 😭

[@mrgedits4478]

🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 COCOMELON IS AT 100 MIL, WE HAVE TO ACT FAST, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG WE MIGHT HAVE TO JOIN FORCES WITH T SERIES, AS MUCH AS WE HATE THEM WE MIGHT NEED TO TEAM UP OR ELSE COCOMELON WILL PASS BOTH PEWDS AND T SERIES, PLEASE NOTIFY PEWDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE 🚨

[@rats443]

@@mrgedits4478 seriously who cares about subs lol.... stop comparing a big group with a single men lol

[@ReginaApple007]

Colt is such a stud, he has two women competing for his attention. One of them is his mother, but still.

[@wiggl3s_821]

Screaminggggg 😂😂

[@alicenodessert]

LMAOOOO

[@creativename2683]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@Mo-jp4ym]

Butch man, stud is a man of color or a masculine lesbian of color

[@ragingdogeblade6190]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MODEDGES]

Respect to the brother taking his kid away from that woman

[@ian29929]

this dude sounds like a math teacher that doesn’t give a crap about his job

[@niceguycallum3158]

Ha

[@Mo_Gho]

Fishyyyy bruda

[@Syr43L]

so a typical teacher

[@eakelly5]

ian pewdiepie or colt

[@daisydukes3913]

He looks like it too lmfaoo

[@HorizonWanted]

He still is wearing the same top 😂

[@bestclips225]

😂😂

[@gaburieruu_]

gotta be consistent lmao

[@agathatara5072]

Unless he has a dozen of it sent from the production lol

[@bellecwy]

But the stain is gone so I think it's a new one😂😂

[@artemiswetzler4902]

@@agathatara5072 he is like an IRL cartoon character lmao

[@pooey]

"I feel like me and larissa are two different people" amazing observation..

[@m_jade3602]

People as in personalities, that do not match and are not similar

[@diegodatryhard]

ah yes the floor is made of floor

[@XanderRaidon]

Give him some credit. This might have been the first time he has ever had independent thoughts.

[@maxroffel2304]

That friend of colt, is a real friend. THATS THE MAN

[@saadkillerff7001]

I am actually seeing pewdiepie more than my friends in these days.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

You have friends?! No fair!

[@stygis]

Friends?

[@585Courtney]

I have none 😞😑

[@millyc.7925]

C Stone Nice.

[@585Courtney]

@@millyc.7925 LMFAO Nope it's not nice lol

[@ytnukesme1600]

this was physically painful to watch, god bless you Felix for enduring this.

[@vanesagajic4250]

This is so bad holy fuck

[@blenderfoto]

ムﾀント ぢっく

[@KyrstOak]

I know, right? I had to stop every few seconds. It's painful to sit through even with Pewdiepie's commentary.

[@adht2853]

that was Exactly what i said i almost exit from the video at some point because that was too hard for me to see that evan with pewds

[@crimsonspector1967]

"I just want, money. Money, money, money, money." Damn, Mr. Crabs is jeolous

[@Sizifus]

We have got to have.... MONEEYYY...

[@froggy-yb8rv]

Idk about you but that sounds like taking advantage to me

[@wackybatman202]

Argh argh argh argh

[@syndicatexiv1361]

*Mr. Krabbs

[@alx2900]

It's Mr. Krapps's wife

[@Sponty]

People who cry (negatively) when they find out their kids partners have kids 🙄

[@pukitooki]

Larissa's voice is like Brad's when he imitates Marzia's voice lol

[@svenson516]

I can't unhear it omg especially at 5:53

[@thegarlicgladiator6678]

AHHAHA FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@luizmiller8570]

she doesn't know anything about pronunciation

[@rileyneufeld7001]

@@svenson516 5:39 Bruhhh that was perfect timing 🤣

[@svenson516]

@@rileyneufeld7001 HAHAHAHAHH THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM

[@vincenttroyer779]

Colts friend heard the word "Barbeque" and decided to roast Larissa

[@dustbargames6371]

burn baby burn,disco inferno

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

fax

[@mavix707]

Who would like her though.

[@butterwith1r500]

sounds like doom internal

[@bobbystarks7946]

what pisses me off is when i watch a vid i instantly go to comment section and when i see something idk its bcz i just watched

[@brokeit25]

“I fell like Larissa and I are 2 different people...” um yea I sure hope so

[@godtype9706]

Here is to the 1.2k stupid people that didn't notice. @Bennett Solomon Feel*

[@gamerized]

God Type you’re gonna correct someone on the Internet?

[@RC-sk5rg]

So he’s a software engineer (median salary of $112,000 according to LinkedIn) who lives with his mother (no bills or split I assume), yet he can’t afford to fix the A/C in his car or pay basically any other fee required for a basic adult life? Where is all of his money??

[@spoopyblogs]

Who’s paying for all of colty’s groceries? Momma Colty is

[@mizzy2231]

They feel like a randomly generated sims couple

[@mirleigh9850]

Lollll

[@cheena464]

holy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSHAHSHAHSHA

[@drankydrank1]

LOL

[@senzubean9946]

lmao

[@andreaelizeth]

Ruthless😂😂

[@fried_oreos]

Larissa: I think Colt is spoiled. Also Larissa: *Wants a million dollars from him*

[@TheGoatCraft18]

Christopher Farley you literally said earlier today you stopped doing these comments

[@jamester0772]

just report him for commercial comments

[@justanothergenz0op2]

And a chanel bag

[@mell5428]

fried oreos colt needs to forgive his mother because he’s a BETAUUH BETA MALE

[@jomshm9343]

Her: I’m a really good negotiator Her card amount: goes down from $1000 to $200

[@donbizilis3449]

To be honest it went from 0 to 1000 to 200

[@ihavethehighground8697]

Ah yes tje negotiator

[@nekomimikurobane7395]

*PARKOUR*

[@heartx4421]

The Art of the Deal

[@Theredstonezone]

She should of said 10000 then 1000, lower it to what you really want so they accept most of the time

[@pasteldoll7274]

I get why people are simping for her at least she has a personality to simp for

[@salazam]

18:56 also

[@gaelicrabbit6441]

“A real man shouldn’t act like this” no normal human acts like either of you!

[@Yungturtle21]

You clearly haven’t meant any Hispanic person this is how most of the women act

[@jorgeibarra9988]

@@Yungturtle21 Damn, you should meet other women then hahaha

[@fullmoon3412]

Ulises Lopez way to be racist...

[@Yungturtle21]

fullmoon how

[@Yungturtle21]

Jorge Ibarra I’m just saying that’s how most women react not all though

[@kiwimegs9286]

When Larissa comes to your house, you're the guest

[@tokyoo1253]

Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@hubertziokowski172]

Exactly, great description of her personality. Always a queen. And sbd mentioned pro gold digger. She knows what she’s doing, it’s a program

[@Yanick10]

lol

[@goose_grandam]

Lmao

[@brigittefarmer4400]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 truuuuueeeee!!!!

[@thischannelwillneverbefoun3333]

Most middle school relationships are better than these two

[@kingsimba7983]

Found u

[@pinpinbowling4087]

found u

[@HelloRasupuBegasu]

found my foreskin.

[@gjgba3166]

found you

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

Found your neck

[@MordecaiThe33rd]

I am going to be honest...Larissa is just simply not the bad guy in this arc of a story. Colt wants a hot woman, but doesn't really want to make any effort to "deserve" her. No money, no affirmation, no attention to her womanly needs and desires, etc. He literally just sat there while his friends were so mean to Larissa and she had to defend herself. He is a limp dick of a man, and, I cannot believe I am saying this, Larissa deserves better than him in so many ways.

[@camii5698]

verdade, olha eu sou brasileira e ela é um pouco doida, mas os dois foram uma péssima combinação o Colt é estranho.

[@justforfun9039]

You’re delusional.. wow

[@kirienne]

i love how felix talks to edgar like he’s his roommate

[@hazimirsyad7663]

You're right, I just notice it

[@SutsuMusic]

Felix telling his roommates to sit on his lap and smack the tambourine..

[@worldmapping4895]

@@SutsuMusic thought you said "smack my tambourine"

[@xion5182]

Llama Llikeit excusé moi quelle la merde?

[@nonecked7882]

Worlds most honest gold digger.

[@kierrakim4761]

kaave Fares then I guess you haven’t seen the other 90 day fiancés

[@PalmTr33e]

Kierra Kim very true

[@JohnyBird]

Where's the gold tho?? we got plenty of gold out here in Brazil lol

[@arcangle7444]

Haven't you seen Anfisa?

[@mirandaayn8466]

It's like those sites where people buy wives from other countries, he doesn't want true love😂

[@SubscribersForNoReasonCh-fo6np]

*His parents literally clicked on Create child and left the defaults*

[@somebodynow_6731]

And the settings in my brain were set to “low”.

[@LoafLan]

No way they set his settings to 1 and didnt build him up

[@sonja6207]

Guy on The right nah he’s more like tab water

[@thek6410]

Making a mii from scratch but pressing save and exit

[@adrianc3932]

*Then her parents must have clicked create girl, but forgot to uncheck "Travestite" optional look*