Jeepers Creepers - Phelous

Will Kyle, Lupa and ChaosD1 be able to help CatPhelous save the review from PhelousD1?... This seems slightly silly.
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Originally Released: August 16, 2011

[@jeremyusreevu237]

I love how Phelous just has complete apathy towards his evil doppelganger.

[@Canadamus_Prime]

If you see a creepy looking guy wearing a trenchcoat and hat dumping what appear to be bodies into a sewer pipe, what should you do? A) Keep driving and forget you saw anything. B) Drive to the nearest service station and call the police. C) Turn around and investigate. If you picked 'C' congratulations, you could be the protagonist of a Jeepers Creepers movie.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Especially after he gives chase and drives you off the road. These idiots instead go back to investigate, because then the cops would just catch the damn thing and we would have no movie.

[@kobaltsteel6418]

A few years late, but also don't bring any weapons or know anything about self defense! You would be EXTRA smart!

[@tenshifos]

Your cat is so cute and fluffy. More cat pls.

[@NinjaInConverse]

+mikkihisame I was slightly disappointed when he turned back into a human like "awww, the movie isn't going to be reviewed by cute, fluffy kitty :("

[@oddeyes9413]

All hail Phluffeous. I'll show myself out

[@rlucas96]

*you're

[@asra-5180]

@@rlucas96 you do realize that you're means YOU ARE right? Your is right. You need to get back to english class asap.

[@rlucas96]

@@asra-5180 lmao. Joke went way over YOUR head. You are cat, as in phelous is a cat. I was playing with the words

[@mackey9785]

"Sunsets don't work that way!!" "Vision doesn't work that way!!" "Cameos don't work this way!!" "Comments don't work this way!!"

[@theminecommanders8013]

"Replies don't work this way!!"

[@AncapOtaku]

Grenades don't work that way!

[@retrogamelover2012]

Every time I see him just screaming about how something doesn't "work that way", I can't help but wonder how often he lost his voice, because of that shtick of his.

[@chaosd1]

@@retrogamelover2012 It's not my schtick but be damned if everyone doesn't think it is.

[@retrogamelover2012]

@@chaosd1 Oh, hi Chaos.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

18:22 - Yeah I am with Phelous here, why does Jeepy-Creepy have an umbrella around his face? Did he eat some frilled lizards in Australia once?

[@bijibadness]

i remember the ending scene of Justin Long's skin and his screams of agony in the distance being TOTALLY disturbing back when this movie came out. i was much younger then, and scared rather easily. i miss those days.

[@vincentvorse]

If the Creeper's purpose for burning the church was to hide the evidence of the bodies he did piss poor job since they found the bodies anyway in the second movie...And for that matter, why didn't anyone go to the press after the Creeper revealed itself in front of an entire police station? I mean, it left one of the witnesses alive and it even left behind its clothes and a truck that had the bodies of two dead policemen in it. I can understand not wanting to look like a psychotic nut-job but if you have an entire police station as witnesses, I think that makes it pretty damn credible.

[@KB-bh9hp]

Jesse Ling Exactly I was working at the station that day , and I have to tell ya, nothing happened was a completely ordinary day.These people trying to pass off this crazy story need to be thrown into the looney bin asap.

[@Ir0nMaidan]

well thank god jeepers creepers 3 came out for yah lol lots of unanswered questions lol

[@PhantomBones101]

Well at the end of the movie it shows the creeper working on Darry in another hideout that has other bodies in it implying that there’s more than one hideout the creeper has.

[@joecheif3080]

They didn’t want to cause panic among the public

[@gla55ofscornxd62]

Just another small town cover up. Mulder won't be far behind

[@SabbyNeko]

Jeepers Creepers makes me sad :( The idea is really good. I'd even go as far to say that if it had been handled well, it could have been a movie monster to stand with the Predator.

[@thelittlebosniaexperience8181]

It doesn't help that the movie was made by a real predator....a child predator

[@cavemancult1999]

The creeper would eat Salva the predator

[@megamage911]

The Little Bosnia Experience So, you're telling me that Jeepers Creepers was made by an actual creeper?

[@TheWilderCat]

You might like the book Borrowed Black.

They should has predator director

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Some friends and I in high school watched these movies, and joked about the whole "23 is such a random number to pick and try to make significant lol!" thing but one of our friends, without even thinking about it, said, "Not really, it could be a reference to the 23 paired chromosomes in human DNA, since it's consuming to regenerate, taking the unique parts in and converting them into its own body mass." No idea if that was the director's intent, but she blew our minds with how fast she rattled all the info off, having just come up with it.

[@lluviathewolfgirl]

No way that was the directors intent, but your friend is definitely impressive! And it is a fun bit of knowledge, so thanks for sharing!

[@greenkoopa]

You vampires are always consuming people. What were you guys smoking 😂😂😂

[@AnythingQuiet]

Funny review as always, though hearing the other critics talk reminds me how glad I am that Phelous has a great quality microphone. No echo or distortions anywhere in his voice.

[@GJ-ls9xu]

That one guy screaming was annoying

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Much better camera, too! Oancitizen looks like he is from the 90ies.

[@gracekim25]

It was 2011

[@detroitlionspistonstigersr6735]

@@GJ-ls9xu COMPLAINING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kratescz]

Awww,man. Remember when Phelous used to die in his reviews? Makes me feel so old...

[@Magitek1112]

Wow, IMDB's Phelous page is called "The Super Phelous Angry Reviewing Meta-Show or Something..." I wonder how long that's been there...Still got the 5000 dollar budget though.

[@gracekim25]

Holy shit😂

[@ShadeMeadows]

Its funny that the brazilian title to this movie translates to "Hungry Eyes" or "Hungry For Eyes"

[@U014B]

Heh heh. Tittle. EDIT: I thought "tittle" meant "a small, short laugh", but I just realized it's the little dot over a lower-case i or j.

[@ShadeMeadows]

***** XD Yeah, i done goof~~

[@macacofrito]

not "hungry for eyes" just "hungry eyes". Olhos Famintos doesnt allow the syntatic inversion

[@ShadeMeadows]

Noan Manji Oh right! Sorry XD still silly to base the name in just one part of the movie

[@macacofrito]

totally agree :) (brazil has a tradiction to translate american movie titles in the dumbest way possible)

[@badgermcwaffles4834]

If you had a sibling, specially a twin, you'd understand their relationship in this movie. I liked this movie for the two characters, even if of course it could've been better.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Hell yeah. Darry and Trish were just like my older brothers in how they talked about stupid shit and made up words games and basically acted like typical teenagers. Ah, nostalgia...

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I'd totally buy that these two were twins.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Lady Marmalade I'd buy that for a dollar!

[@death-king1834]

*SUNSETS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!*

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Bane Knightfall *VISION DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!*

[@caiosoares2834]

*CAMEOS DONT WORK THIS WAY!!!!!!!*

[@abonnybunny6647]

This had the best plot resolution of all time. ... Not the movie, I mean the Phelous D1 resolution.

[@rashadnagi7531]

The whole low opening of this video is amazing. it feels like they really make these more for the love of doing it than for anything else, which just makes me love them even more. Love you guys Phelous!

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

I haven't seen this film in a while but you make a good point about them seeing him throwing bodies at the start. It'd make some sense if the small town folks were aware of the legend and so led it to traveler's rather than them, but nope, they had no idea this monster lived there and apparently just trying to catch two teens angers it into killing most of the police...

[@shanemczane6725]

I must be a Justin Long fan for whatever friggin' reason; cuz I remember watching all of this movie on Scifi (yes, SCIFI, not SyFy) and reasonably enjoying my time with it.

[@asiabrown99]

Wanna enjoy his voice in "F is for Family" on Netflix.

[@christopherwilliams9364]

+asiabrown99 get a good

[@christopherwilliams9364]

+asiabrown99 get a good

[@brandonborak9979]

asiabrown99 ,

[@samdenson8852]

Shane McZane hey me too when I was a kid i loved this but now and what I know about the director it's kinda hard to enjoy

[@jakebryant3445]

This is my favorite Phelous review. Well done Mr. Porteous :)

[@Galantski]

"There's something in fear, something it can smell...." Oh, yeah, they're called fearomones.

[@Gat720Dua]

Somehow I have a new appreciation for your goofy show.

[@charlesm7215]

"I got a shotgun" and Old Man are two great things I attribute to Phelous. Even though the former was a Resident Evil thing. Whatever. *I don't like this movie, doesn't look too friend-lee...*

[@coyotefever105]

That monster seems so fake.

[@MysticWolfMagic]

+Tyler Hale my nerves are gonna break

[@316shibby]

Phelous don't let me down

[@randalgraves6979]

Thaaaannnnnkkkkksssssss

[@gracekim25]

@@316shibby 🎶you need to be around🎶

[@iKadaj]

i actually love that '___ doesn't work that way' thing and i shout that when i'm angry at stupid people on the internet.

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

I kinda like this film. I don't know if I'd call it good, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine.

[@planescaped]

As both an unbiased third party and someone who works as a writer, I can definitely say that It's far better than he gave it credit for. Some people just don't like a particular movie for nothing other than personal reasons. It's when they shit all over it without any real leg to stand on however, that things stray into the territory of pissing fans off. Nostalgia Critic's Event Horizon and Casper reviews are also like this.

[@jakegeddes5480]

planescaped its the same with his last action hero review. A lot of people i know like that movie including myself but Doug thinks the movie sucks because he doesn't find it funny and it shows in his review.

[@planescaped]

Jake Geddes Most of the time his criticisms are totally valid and based on writing and storytelling facts. But Nostalgia Critic in particular has the occasional habit of doing an arbitrary critique that just isn't true. Just as they defend themselves by saying it's only their opinion, so do I defend myself by declaring that opinions can still be factually wrong...

[@HEYitzED]

I even like the second one. The third sucked though.

[@lecafard4327]

A lot of the better reviewers openly admit to reaching for some of their critiques and making the movies or whatever look worse than even they think. Usually the last five minutes or so of summarizing is where you get their more honest opinions. Unfortunately this leads to fans taking them seriously and having to follow the leader instead of making up their own mind. This in turn leads to often toxic comment sections.

[@beebumm]

That part with Miss Cleo always cracks me up :D

[@DerangedDisciple]

I love this movie, it's not a "guilty pleasure" it's just a pleasure. This movie apart from having two horror movie leads that I actually find enjoyable and want to see get through this, is actually full of very well done build-ups of dread and unnerving imagery that work outside the norm of most horror movies. Jumpscares aren't really common, but pretty cheap, though the other visuals really make you forget them. That long drawn out shot at the beginning which shows the demon's truck approach their car finds a way to be quite unsettling and draws your eyes away from the foreground scene. The same goes for when they first drive past the church, it's a long unnerving shot that becomes quite memorable. They managed to make something eerie in broad daylight. I merit any horror movie for accomplishing that. Some people might think it bad, but this movie has to be one of the most memorable horror movies I have ever seen. It builds up horror through dread, which isn't that common amongst the entire genre.

[@hfghgbxbm8902]

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[@eyeballady]

+DerangedDisciple I know this is 4 months old, but gotta say I agree. They really build up atmosphere and tension throughout the movie; jump scares aren't that common, and the fear sorta just slithers up on you--you can see it coming, but it works at a pace that has you on edge. As you mentioned, the drawn out scene where you see the Creeper's van closing in is very unnerving, and even the chase scenes with that loud, freaky horn are scary (to me.) So for all its flaws (and the shit behind the scenes with its gross director), it makes up with nice moody, disturbing atmosphere, and, again as you said, building dread until the very end.

[@planescaped]

Honestly, phelous was just plain wrong with his review on this one. Just as they defend themselves saying 'it's just an opinion' so to do I say that opinions can still be objectively incorrect. It's no defense.

[@phelous]

Actually, to be fair, in all fairness, your opinion of me being wrong is just plain wrong, so I'm right, just saying.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

planescaped You just got "actually'd"

[@bobjuniorman5352]

And this video was uploaded on July 23, 2015! *TWENTY-THREEEEEEE!!!!*

[@en5722]

I always love coming back to this video after a few months, but just for the opening, for how insane it gets.

[@FarelForever]

Poor ChaosD1 , forever forced to NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[@retrogamelover2012]

And probably forever forced to take a whole lot of medicines, just to soothe his throat from the amount of strain he probably gives to it, thanks to that shtick of his.

[@gracekim25]

Oh that was Chais D1? So he’s also the feel the magic guy🤔

[@FarelForever]

@@gracekim25 yeah, Phelous used to have a few bits with him

[@gracekim25]

@@FarelForever yeah due to my age and other factors, I’m only now catching up on who’s who😅 also back in 2011, I don’t think I used KZbin as much as I do now

[@FarelForever]

@@gracekim25 hahaha, boy, I consider these to be "the good old days". Still, I no longer follow most of the old TGWTG crew. I don't like where some of them went ... still, you have a lot of content to watch, so have fun :)

[@the13throse]

So...is there a chance we might get a review of the sequel?

[@silasnesmith5123]

How does he refill his truck with fuel?

[@bradleypicklesimon5680]

Silas Nesmith I guess kill the people in the station and fill her up

[@theonlychickensama8353]

@@bradleypicklesimon5680 or maybe with the remains of people, it's organic lol

[@SuperSwordman1]

He and the truck are clearly supernatural.

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

The truck is supernatural, I'm assuming it doesn't need fuel

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Assuming the truck needs fuel I assume he just siphons fuel from the cars of the pepole he killed

[@seanmatyas3938]

I haven't watched a Phelous Horror review in a long time. I forgot how much fun the Cameos were :) I love the cartoon reviews but it was a nice change coming back to one of these.

[@paulmajano]

Phelous I don't think most of your fans know what Ms Cleo was.

[@NodDisciple1]

I like to think the Creeper is just the Thing's (Carpenter version) derpy cousin. :P Or a Cenobite that got thrown out for being bad at its job.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

He looks more like Man-Bat, really.

[@sidviscus]

honestly, crazy cat lady is the best part of the movie

[@Kevin_R932]

Ahh I missed Phelous reviews glad I found him again :D

[@NathanielEc239]

I think they should do some sort of a reboot with a different director but have the same guy play The Creeper. And have it be about the girl from the first movie waiting to get revenge from her brothers death

[@damotoneko1500]

I dunno what would happen if i were in Jeepers Creepers. But the ending made me want to put the creature through the jurassic park treatment.

[@SuperSwordman1]

I really liked this movie. The Creeper is an instantly classic monster. Oh my god of course he gets a kick out of it! He scares the other drivers so he knows who to hunt.

[@xjinxmeupx1298]

Sunsets don't work that way xD

[@dollparts4918]

VISION DOESNT WORK THAT WAY

[@TheSkully343]

ALAN GREENSPAN DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!

[@TheMadTurtle]

Cowabunga Creeper always makes me smile.

[@NathanWood23]

lava lamp incontinuity. negitive infinity squared outta ten

[@Manoto17]

Love the fact this movie is based off a true story.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Its kind of surreal hearing the Boogeyman song in this video after hearing it in all of the Sinister 2 ads.

[@U014B]

15:46 This is how The Secret of the Hunchback *should* have ended.

[@nuv2987]

I love Jeepers creepers, and this video, it explains mistakes about the movie and makes it funnier.

[@TheWilderCat]

Anyone else read Borrowed Black: A Labrador Fantasy? I just don't see any other comments bringing this up so I kinda feel like I have too.

[@megaant7591]

Goes on rant about a lot of movies having the number 23 hold some importance in them. This video was posted on July 23rd. Its all true, the number 23 does show up everywhere.

[@sharonpereira4501]

A guilty pleasure of mine.

[@graemesmith6721]

How did Miss Cleo know all about the Creeper and what was going to happen? Because she's a magic black woman!

[@brandonweiss2298]

I actually liked this movie, it's a lot better than most horror movies that come out. Even if you don't like this movie you gotta give this movie respect considering the idea and the fact that if any of you including myself tried to make a movie like this we wouldn't make it as good so yea, and just because they're not in junior high they can't talk like that lol

[@Brethrenfudge]

watching this while tripping is extremely confusing

[@gensaikawakami341]

You're a trooper, I wouldn't watch anything scarier than Gullah Gullah Island while tripping.

[@Rebecca_The_Dragon]

A man claiming to be a level 9 wizard at my work told me he would turn me into a cat (crazy homeless guy)

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Polymorph Other is 4th level spell, so he was not wrong, he can cast it!

[@rorylumley4727]

I am wondering how jeepers creepers learned how to drive and got a truck. Probobly stole it and gained the knowledge from a victim. But i like to think it went through drivers training and bought the truck.

[@wkcyrokin122]

18:51 was actually very traumatizing watching it alone in a dark hotel room at 2 in the morning on a sleep-deprived mind.

[@WillDaBeard]

The actors playing the brother and sister really have great chemisty I feel, it's a shame they don't have better dialouge... and a better story... and a better director... and a better movie.

[@bignosedasshole6511]

Jeepers, Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers, Creepers, where'd ya get those EYES?!?!

[@nerdscore6756]

I get there some people who have mix feelings or whatever about Jeepers Creepers but this movie a childhood movie of mines this movie use to keep me from sleeping I also also think this film one of the last true horror flick from the early 00's cause horror films after went down the drain. Even now The Creeper have a name in the horror community so it did left a good impact.

[@Nekucloud]

SUNSETS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!!😠

[@SunShine43v3r1]

HILARIOUS. ESPECIALLY the Batman song scene. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrCombinesoldier]

Video was posted on the 23rd. Was that intentional Phelan?

[@Lord_Betty]

Did you ever stop to consider that this movie was meant to be silly? That's the impression that I got. Why else would the Creeper be such a smartass?

[@alexandrajackson7386]

I never got that impression. I was legitimitely terrified.

[@kenny_525]

This movie is sheer terror. Best horror movie in the last 20 years

[@chihirok1588]

Outsiders reference.

[@barrysmith6595]

I'm drifting through the internet and I stumbled upon here I'm completely in the dark about the intro

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"What is this shit the Brady Bunch?" Favorite line.

[@gracekim25]

Man I love continuity! And the fact that the show was just called Phealous previously Awesome recap🥳 3.2.22

[@REBDful]

It makes me sad that I was upset that the two of them weren't eaten. She says take me not him, and I yelled take them both your strong

[@kilgoredonner2214]

Phelous, have you ever considered creating your own campy sci-fi show? I bet it'd be fantastic. You have a lot of storylines that are simultaneously ridiculous and interesting. I would totally watch it.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I want to see that after binge watching his reviews the last week. It's like, he knows how to make a bad good movie THE RIGHT WAY.

[@gracekim25]

Sounds awesome

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

What kind of number plate is BEATNGU?

[@SuperSwordman1]

Be Eating You

It looks like a crow made a forest sandwich. Where's that from?

[@JThom529]

Resident Hazard

[@natashafetko2166]

Despite the problems in this movie, I actually really enjoy it. Also I watched it for the first time at midnight as a kid, so it actually scared me pretty bad.

[@NodDisciple1]

Did Cat Phelous do any reviews?

[@wildmanfisher]

Sure did, it was for cat food though. Which was awesome.

[@NodDisciple1]

Erik van Doorn Link plz?

[@mixwidman5458]

Did that man scream “inbreding”?

[@Alex30]

Mixwid Man Yes

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

When?

[@mixwidman5458]

@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets It was after the creeper tried running them off the road.

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

@@mixwidman5458 thanks. Wow, I can't believe I missed that.

[@AncapOtaku]

LOL back to saving the world from demons by playing online golf

[@spaghettijones4546]

"Man, this cameo is embarrasing" yeah, and annoying as hell too

[@aii5748]

lol I lost it at Batman 😆 awesome review, Phelous ✨💖👍

[@ShowWithNoName]

I can commend them for realistically writing two bickering siblings, but that doesn't mean it's something I actually want to watch.

[@walterk9916]

I remember watching this movie when I was little

[@Sandlot1992]

no way! really?

[@walterk9916]

Richard Canipe My first horror movie and the ridiculousness made it work I guess.

[@TheMagicRobot]

I love the ending Girl "No! take me!" Creeper "Fuck you, lol." (flies away.) As stupid as the movie is, the Creeper is one of my favorite monsters.

[@dominicstone9290]

There's always the animated Aladdin. That one is a serious review.

[@steff-the-ghoul]

LoL this video was uploade on juli 23, and today is August 23.....it really is all true

[@duddly02]

Review starts at3:10

[@HashUpAshole]

I can't help but feel Miss Cleo dates this video a bit. Although it does not ruin my enjoyment of it.

[@brandonborak9979]

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[@brandonborak9979]

Big Mouth Smurf h

[@regiman222]

16:26 They brought Caroline from Bones into this movie. Damn it

[@davidimrie7297]

Gina Philips is so cute in this that I can forgive a few bad lines of dialogue. I noticed Victor Salva enjoys filming people pissing and he does this in Jeepers Creepers II as well. There are good looking females in the sequel as well but Salva lets the camera linger on the shirtless football players sun tanning on top of a school bus. Just sayin'.

[@dilungmoveityafool777]

+David Imrie Salva is gay.

[@kalobhunt9001]

There is something wrong with your lava lamp. It’s blinking oh no your lava lamp HAS THE T VIRUS!!!!

[@heartgold221hd2]

he does have a good point but i still enjoy it

[@Jordan09087]

You remind me of Roman Belic. Can we go bowling?

[@maskedbear1012]

my laptop baffed at 5:19, right when the Jeeper Creeper shows up

[@bryantortiz3014]

actually with the hole body stinking i forgot what chemical it is but you can preserve a body so it doesn't stink

[@Lava91point0]

So we can add, breaking into morgues and funeral homes to steal gallons of embalming fluid, to the creepers list of offenses.

[@FabledHeroes3351]

I was fairly scared of this movie years ago but now because of this I'm not that scared anymore

[@InsaneClay4002]

Reveiw jeepers creepers 3 plz

[@Cdr2002]

I came into the Reviewerverse stuff via Linkara Pheleous storylines hit different

[@darealsaneasylum]

Will you ever do the messengers 2? That one had a real scarecrow as the killer.

[@PhantomShadow224]

I think I remember cinema snob doing a review on this (maybe it was someone else, or I watched this review before). The killer stuffing a body in a pipe in broad daylight part was familiar.

[@MrDman21]

Is Phelous in an attic?

[@Ultrabalor]

He's in a closet. The same place he used for the Boogeyman movie reviews.

[@OhThatsGBaby]

Dude sounds like the demon from Possum Reviews when he does the voice.

[@devinharbert6071]

I like these films as a guilty pleasure.

[@v1c-was-her3]

"Published on 23rd July, 2015" Oh yes.