Phil swallowed glue but it's just he and Dan being domestic af

[@mosshealy3280]

I’ve decided if Phil thought he was in labour, Dan would just go along with it, pack a bag and panic like a himbo dad

[@notyep_]

dan acts like he was angry at phil for keeping up but i just know he wasnt angry. he packed him a bag, didnt go to sleep, worried about him. its so cute

[@Sophs06]

Phil*

[@notyep_]

@@Sophs06 OMFG HOW DID I NOT NOTICE LMAO

[@nicoletitov5612]

The fact that he didn't go to sleep got me for some reason 🥺

[@autumnsprite]

I feel like he switched back and forth from worried to "I cannot believe this is the man I've chosen as my life partner"

[@MarialauraVallejo]

The wife/mom vibe that Dan had during this video was so exquisite, 10/10 would recommend Phil keeping him around just so he stays alive

[@autumnsprite]

This is the same man that sprayed deodorant into his eye

[@person1232]

Phil swallowing glue is giving me Dan spraying deodorant in his eye vibes.

[@anastasiawilletts7175]

theyre literally ment for each other

[@missmaipai]

match made in heaven i’d say

[@localsadclown]

“please daddy glue open and give me your secret juice”is the worst thing i’ve ever heard :)

[@kaskaskas]

same :)) i really questioned whether or not i should be happy they're back

[@macaroniandbees4223]

hello cactus kid it is me,,, the annoyance

[@localsadclown]

@@macaroniandbees4223 hello macaroni and bees it’s me the awkward one:,)

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

@@localsadclown hello kids it is i

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

@@macaroniandbees4223 tagging you too bc i have to me thinks

[@kisbored2189]

"on *july* 25th" "there will be hour long content on *dan is not on fire"* daniel explain thyself

[@w0rmery867]

oh my gosh i didn't even notice that

[@jorjathegoodwitch]

KNOW👏HOW👏YOUR👏HOLES👏WORK *and* “can Dan come? I’m scared” *are two of my favourite parts in this*

[@charlieblake4434]

I love how Dan and Phil are 30 and 34 but they both look the same as they did when they were 19. Damn lemme get some of that youth juice.

[@Boxofcare666]

We are just millenials, se never really turned into adults

[@_gremlinboy]

Dan getting both the month and his channel name wrong is a mood

[@Julessa]

I literally didn’t even notice that he got the month wrong. Lol

[@_gremlinboy]

@@Julessa to be fair hearing him say "danisnotonfire" was very jarring, hard to pay attention to the rest of the sentence

[@fishtaccos]

wait lmao i just noticed he said July-

[@isla-greenburg]

didn't even notice lol, damn lockdown is ruining all perceptions of time

[@InuyashaTT]

they were so sweet🥺dan packed him a bag theyre just so

[@norysnorys7185]

Ah yes a break from rewatching the video

[@venus-ef4ql]

i've watched it 4 times already help

[@witheredaisy]

​@venus-ef4ql Its the year 2024, at 00:22, ive rewatched the video billions of times but this compilation is new so hey, new dnp video lets go

[@justyourlocalrat_]

"what you need is a best selling book about mental health" is just an elite part of the vid u cant change my mind

[@kisbored2189]

the pure chaos of this video is beautiful

[@AlliumForest]

"An hour of content on danisnotonfire" SIR??? DID YOU REALLY JUST CALL YOUR CHANNEL BY YOUR OLD BRANDING?

[@_gremlinboy]

Me calling myself my previous name every few months

[@WILL_DPW]

@@lilybyrd that was four years ago? Four years...? Oh my god the shortness of life isn't even a joke anymore

[@yogayelike8172]

dan really had those passive aggressive mom vibes in this video and i was like *chef's kiss*

[@this1strash757]

dans face when he takes the pig is the best thing ever, i relate to it so bad and i don't know why

[@macaroniandbees4223]

mother how the hell did you get this out so fast oh my god-

[@geekyfangirl2951]

When Dan said the content would be uploaded on danisnotonfire I was excuse me do you realize what you just said?! 😂 I also love how he hid the pig 😂

[@gwyn4231]

this is what i would show someone if they asked who my idols are

[@ajexists1214]

I still to this day can not believe Phil is 4 years older than Dan

[@claraju9756]

2:45 STOP IT I FEEL LIKE IM NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT like Phil just forgot to edit it out but thanks god he didn’t

[@Philippadrinkstea]

Anyone else shook by Dan almost wearing colour???

[@notlucadaniel]

it's so soft-looking though!

[@norysnorys7185]

I’ve missed the chaos they bring

[@yeah8030]

that’s one hell of a title

[@_gremlinboy]

I'll never forget the emotions felt when dan climbed gremlin-like out from behind the camera,, felt right, u know

[@luzelenaserrano1236]

The NAUGHTY!!1! note had me dYiNg lmAO

[@lunchisserved05]

damn mother you move fast

[@123_Aqua_Blue]

Wow you got this out so fast-

[@abs644]

Those gays in love

[@kittykat1952]

god works fast lonelywriter works faster

[@stinkyinky7267]

gotta love that it's most of the original video where they're like this

[@rivers0ng]

My new life motto: “Know how your holes work”

[@anastasiawilletts7175]

i dont know why, but dan screaming gives me life

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

the video was just complete chaos

[@ajkargbo2684]

Damn you're quick

[@apollochickens]

i forgot i was watching a cut down version and i was getting increasingly concerned that phils video had got corrupted somehow lmao

[@CoffeeQueen03]

You're insanely fast😂👏✨

[@harryr5785]

oh here’s the glue clown again😭

[@SolarpunkVince]

ALSO THE LIONS ARE ALIVE WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE VIDEO I GOT SO HYPED

[@margo4167]

the one dislike is the emt guy who's still angry about having to deal with these two gays in the middle of the night

[@kierabelson4021]

wow that was fast

[@samimackay7052]

“Imagine, no I won’t say that” Was he serious going to say imagine you got glue in/on/up your bum 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@rosarioinsaurraldemalarin6419]

god works fast but lonelywriter works faster

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

thank you i’ve been waiting so long literally like an hour

[@sofieturesson]

Can you do a "Just Phil things" video?

[@iwannabeacowboybaby]

I don’t understand how this is just 9 minutes long and not 22 minutes long

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

I am genuinely concerned that you possibly stayed up and went to work straight away... Did you sleep!? XD

[@aryonalowe7071]

JESUS CHRIST UR FAST. THANK U MOTHER

[@joelyh13]

Petition for 1:20 to be remixed pls

[@chicken5761]

yes 👌

[@rosarioinsaurraldemalarin6419]

i just realised he said the content would be uploaded to danisnotonfire lol

[@Emily-fh8en]

Also lol his P * rn joke had me laughing so bad

[@masonwinfreyplatman2294]

Could've put the entire video and no one would be surprised

[@Sophs06]

0 dislikes the way it should be

[@prollymarkus]

the SPEED MUM HOW-

[@sophialambropoulos5579]

how did u get this out so quickly-

[@mekenna6214]

1:54 i hope im not the only other person who knew exactly what he meant here LMFAO

[@janet5427]

LonelyWriter you are my new favorite

[@June_isYourFriend]

2 bros sitting on their front porch, five feet apart cus one of them is in the ambulance cus they ate glue----

[@ghost_boys9657]

How are you so fast this came out today I guess the grind never stops idk

[@harshitasrivastava]

Why did he say the content would be **says old branding**

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

DAMN you are fast!

[@totalweirdo8538]

Honestly shocked this is not a reupload

[@Ambipie]

im so mad they didnt let dan come this is why they should get married

[@notlucadaniel]

holy crap you are fast

[@sunlight8088]

Love you Dan and phli xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[@harshitasrivastava]

NO WAY YOU'RE SO QUICK

[@seasonal.plants]

oN jULy tWeNtY fiFtH

[@muffin._.milk.]

sorry "we were literally living on one sofa"??? very platonic of them 1:00

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

weirdo

[@joanwong8026]

mom, you are so fast 💓

[@nic9206]

HOW ARE YOU SO FAST AND WHY MY NOTIFICATIONS DOESNT WORK

[@dino-mite2661]

Ok maybe its just me buti dan is giving me Matpat vibes lol. If you watch gtlive you might understand idk

[@gracie-dacie]

do u have a twitter acct? the link in the description doesnt work :(

[@TheBrookieMonster3]

Wait he said july 25th... I just realised

[@megalenzbyxx8358]

The whole story sounded so inappropriate

[@oneshortlady]

wait are they dating or are they just 2 gay best friends

[@pigeondance]

it feels like they're both

[@cryptiidcrow4967]

that's the fun part absolutely none of us know and we probably never will

[@alexf225]

we'll never know

[@megan1785]

[@autumn3978]

did you just post the whole video.

[@amyeliza452]

Please don’t spoil the video so soon after it comes out :(