She's the 3am voice in our head that tries to spice up our essays.
@waitiwa31302 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@gtxthunderstorm62192 жыл бұрын
literally a very good comment
@gtxthunderstorm62192 жыл бұрын
personally very relatable to me
@Am4nchaudhary2 жыл бұрын
Bro true
@beeboleo65112 жыл бұрын
I want to remember this comment forever
@slateflash2 жыл бұрын
This entire script is literally an awful essay and i love it
@agdgdgwngo2 жыл бұрын
It kinda reminds me of Jerry Jackson. Someone who knows fuck all trying to be educational.
@Tenebrio_molitor12 жыл бұрын
@@agdgdgwngo Holy shit you're right, the likeness didn't even occur to me until you mentioned it. They're both Northern as well.
@codys31512 жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s actually a spot on description
@isaac10231 Жыл бұрын
@@agdgdgwngo Percy Jackson wasn't that bad. The movie on the other hand...
@ShazyShaze8 жыл бұрын
"Why do we cry, when it's the onions that get hurt?" my sides
@billgaye5627 жыл бұрын
I won't be able to get rid of this thought every time I chop up onions in the future ;_;
@johnwhittington29987 жыл бұрын
Shazy Satania (thinks about Satania crying whilst cutting onions)
@nothingsurprisesmeanymore4 жыл бұрын
It's like she's in my head
@valhatan39072 жыл бұрын
Shower though that would Haunt my bath time
@dreamer22602 жыл бұрын
Teehee
@kay-uw5lt2 жыл бұрын
"For centuries of millennia"...this might be the best opening line ever.
@atomendoza12292 жыл бұрын
This got me🤣🤣🤣
@VelascoIna9992 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@sir_bumblethump22072 жыл бұрын
I mean, she isn't wrong. Just another way of saying hundreds of thousands of years LMAO
@brentonjoseph2 жыл бұрын
It feels so natural coming from her that I didn't even clock it as funny until I saw your comment 🤣
@timed36183 жыл бұрын
I have a degree in architectural design and this is the best critique I've ever heard.
@timed36183 жыл бұрын
@@johnturner2889 Chill out and have a laugh John.
@timed36183 жыл бұрын
@@johnturner2889 Just returned from Hols and dealt with four site supervisors, electrical engineer, QS and lead architect. Its not worth dying for, one heart attack was enough. Five jobs back on track with a smile.
@Afflictamine2 жыл бұрын
communist design
@robm142 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Homes Under The Hammer?
@alvarr28232 жыл бұрын
So how many years in minecraft did it take?
@al62433 жыл бұрын
What makes this so awesome is that her delivery, music, and cinematography is so professional.
@GlazeonthewickeR2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s the joke
@manuelgallardo76942 жыл бұрын
Looks like a legit PBS documentary
@MG-bs5mr2 жыл бұрын
@@manuelgallardo7694 well it is a BBC Mockumentary so that's probably why you're getting those vibes
@themarquis3362 жыл бұрын
It’s not just professional, they used the exact same stock footage of London and the same background music the BBC has used for their great art and history documentaries with Fiona Bruce and Andrew Graham-Dixon and Alistair Sooke. It’a brilliant. 😂
@sgt.thundercok47042 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah...
@rockyrabbit19872 жыл бұрын
The way she delivers the lines in these are hilarious. "we spoke to him on the phone yesterday to make sure he could talk properly, before we spent all the money on cameras." lol
@Oreosmilkshake2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wise move from her
@jimmorrison4ever5292 жыл бұрын
I am literally crying in tears from laughter and it's 6 in the morning lolololol
@ulrikmagana2 жыл бұрын
She has singlehandledy fixed the reputation of British comedy
@VioletJoy2 жыл бұрын
Well, she and Ricky have.
@mrkillman5552 жыл бұрын
Fixed the reputation of British comedy? The British are renowned, and always have been for their humour
@rorydaines31762 жыл бұрын
Their reputation never needed fixing.
@midgelionhart2 жыл бұрын
It crowd also good..
@RealityDysfunction852 жыл бұрын
British Humour has never needed fixing, their panel shows are the best in the world.
@Asdf-wm4ow5 жыл бұрын
“For centuries of millenia...” yep, it’s gonna be another great video
@Ralphieboy5 жыл бұрын
"St Paul's...designed and built by SIr Christopher Robin..." yep...
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
These are hidden gems of awesome script writing and deadpan delivery. Diane Morgan nails it.
@thegovnor65266 жыл бұрын
MatchstalkMan yup, the cheap gags are funny, but the subtle writing is genius.
@alistair21112 жыл бұрын
the deadpan delivery is funny, but the genuine dismay in her voice when she's talking about homes under the hammer sent me into orbit
@VioletJoy2 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. Time.
@osnad2 жыл бұрын
"So, my shoes are a building?" This is definitely influenced by the "Is my shoe art?" dialogue. :D
@blackreazor2 жыл бұрын
And I love how he set himself up for that one
@peachbooks31992 жыл бұрын
idk abt the dialogue but isn't shoes definitely art (someone designed it, it's a part of fashion) 🤔 but definitely not building 🤣
@osnad2 жыл бұрын
@@peachbooks3199 then you should look up that dialogue. ;)
@anthonymitchell78422 жыл бұрын
So this is what it felt like to be my high-school teacher reading my essay
@archstanton16282 жыл бұрын
She's awesome, I wonder why she never gets a writing credit as she definitely improvises at times.
@dusk_ene2 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@jessquiatchon22042 жыл бұрын
100x funnier than Amy schumer
@au13172 жыл бұрын
@@jessquiatchon2204 100x zero is still zero. We'd need to employ addition for this equation to make any sense
@j4y1672 жыл бұрын
@@jessquiatchon2204 first funny woman in history
@urieldaboamorte2 жыл бұрын
y'all can't congratulate one woman without diminishing another lmao the perfect balance or smth
@tribeon2 жыл бұрын
The way she starts the interview with a statement "Who are you" with a suspicious look is so hilarious 😂
@tonybates78703 жыл бұрын
Charlie Brooker is a great writer. He once said (through Philomena), and I paraphrase slightly: "Donald Trump is rich, which is the American version of clever". Oh, brilliant!
@giantslug69692 жыл бұрын
Trump is both. Haters gonna hate.
@Trails3rdFanboy2 жыл бұрын
@@giantslug6969 Trump is neither. Haters gonna hate.
@meisteremm2 жыл бұрын
Well, you don't get rich by being nice or maintain wealth by being nice, so there might be a point to it being seen as clever.
@Trails3rdFanboy2 жыл бұрын
@@giantslug6969 too shook kid?
@IridescentTea2 жыл бұрын
@@meisteremm clever? are we going to call exploiters and ruthless harmful ppl clever now? Okay then.
@superpantman2 жыл бұрын
"Why do we cry when its the onions gettin hurt" Brilliant writing. This hasn't been part of the BBC for some time.
@solidkingcobra6 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't believe how she can keep a straight face saying all those funny shiet.
@Brian_Duke5 жыл бұрын
Cuz that british accent
@xRavioge2 жыл бұрын
great actor
@DarkAngelEU2 жыл бұрын
Basically the definition of an actor.
@zclar315 жыл бұрын
The National Theatre part had me choking
@PSP181283 жыл бұрын
many modern buildings can be put in that category
@cloudy-jayy2 жыл бұрын
the national national theatre*
@Strength-in-Union2 жыл бұрын
@1984 is now. That statement belongs in Room 101.
@SamuelWhitaker8 жыл бұрын
the analogy of London being an outdoors museum is genius.
@cross55742 жыл бұрын
I like how she starts all her interviews with "Who are you", like she just came home to her flat and found them sitting on her couch
@l33tgaymer639 жыл бұрын
WHO ARE YOU?
@martychisnall3 жыл бұрын
And why?
@SohCahToa_enthusiast162 жыл бұрын
@@martychisnall right of the name of the university if London collage
@alemarzio25512 жыл бұрын
Who are you Is the new Why are you Gae
@DMR10104 жыл бұрын
I need to watch everything she does 3 times, there's so much . Love her
@Plons0Nard4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Being a non native English speaker, three times is the minimum. And reading the comments for even better understanding. 👍🤝🇳🇱
@DMR10104 жыл бұрын
Plons0Nard big respect for your dedication, you've got good taste!
@seamusthatsthedog48192 жыл бұрын
"And how many of those years would be studying Minecraft?" "Very few of them."
@habilucajericho2 жыл бұрын
Lmao she was like “We had to spend a lot of money for the cameras” and then “Who are you?” in the most direct way. The interview ended and accomplished nothing 😂😂😂
@TheCHBwall_paintedNeutral2 жыл бұрын
very well saud. those are my thoughts exactly on almost all of her "moments of thought"😂
@TheCHBwall_paintedNeutral2 жыл бұрын
*said 😅for some reason i cant edit my first comment..anyways
@TheCHBwall_paintedNeutral2 жыл бұрын
omg.. i f****d up again.. its not moments of thought...😣😣😣...anyways.. sorry for bombing your comment section...
@bumblethebeadle35043 жыл бұрын
Just once - only once - I want a presenter on an interview to begin with "Who are you?" to their guest.
@kim986772 жыл бұрын
"war two" Just, full stop. No hesitation. Complete confidence. "War two" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fauxhound50612 жыл бұрын
The more popular sequel to War 1
@benthejrporter6 жыл бұрын
How many times did the director shout "cut!" because the architect laughed?
@therealbobcat8 жыл бұрын
How has he never seen homes under the hammer!!
@kaysi66054 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever heard about it was on Dave Gorman's Modern Live is goodish. Some of us don't watch day time television.
@easygii3 жыл бұрын
i cant stop laughing about this dude contemplating his existence at that moment
@Strength-in-Union2 жыл бұрын
Especially during 18 months of lockdown! 🤔 He must have been round at Boris's. Hang on... he's an architect... and a lecturer... more likely to have been at an event in Durham. With beer and curry.
@RobertEWaters5 жыл бұрын
I am a Yank who has only recently encountered Philomena, and I am in love.
@nothingsurprisesmeanymore4 жыл бұрын
Can Bolton people be understood by US citizens then?
@PinkPanther49584 жыл бұрын
@@nothingsurprisesmeanymore i doubt the Americans can understand horreeet cockerrr🤣🤣
@Mark_Goddin4 жыл бұрын
I understand her and I’m a yank. But then, my dad’s from Kent.
@rogueriderhood18624 жыл бұрын
"You've never heard of Homes under the Hammer?" Priceless!
@jamesneedham62654 жыл бұрын
You can tell hes an architecture professor. Most practicing architects get lots of time to watch Homes under the Hammer every time theres a recession.
@spiralfirst64883 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius. Perfectly written and perfectly presented.
@fredmila6 жыл бұрын
As someone with a keen interest in architecture, especially in London she really made me laugh. "You should watch Homes under the Hammer" :-D
@GhostLightPhilosophy2 жыл бұрын
“It’s both a building and a church” Lol
@spikespa52082 жыл бұрын
Built by Christopher Robin, with subcontractor Pooh?
@opportunity-kfpairlines67162 жыл бұрын
I don't know what kind of humor this is but it's my new favorite kind lmao
@mrfreeman29112 жыл бұрын
sarcasm
@amemelia Жыл бұрын
Deadpan mockumentaries
@NarnianRailway3 жыл бұрын
Considering how modern architecture looks compared to the old (often derelict) properties shown on Homes Under The Hammer, perhaps Philomena is correct and architects should be required to watch the program.
@neodonkey5 жыл бұрын
"fishtanks made of graph paper" - that is a solid gold burn.
@ivannz016 жыл бұрын
Robin instead of Wren - brilliant 🤣
@Hazzar5956 жыл бұрын
I also liked when she called him the most significant bird in British history since Francis Drake, in Cunk on Britain
@mothratemporalradio5173 жыл бұрын
@@Hazzar595 hahahaha
@mary-janereallynotsarah6842 жыл бұрын
😂
@Lovegun.2 жыл бұрын
I love this woman…she’s brilliant!
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
“For centuries of millennia...” Brilliant from the beginning...
@LowmansBriefcase2 жыл бұрын
This guy Dr. Ian Borden wrote the book on how defensive architecture as it pertains to skateboarders has driven urban development for decades. He's actually a really cool guy.
@richardsawyer5428 Жыл бұрын
He must be. Sure as eggs is eggs he knew what they were filming and played his part well.
@foxlerfox28102 жыл бұрын
I like to think she had another joke to make when doing the homes under the hammer bit, but was so surprised she had to keep on him for not watching it
@bobsto9974 жыл бұрын
I love the explanation for the for the hideous ugliness of the national theatre. It's so people want to be inside it so they don't have to look at it and are prepared to sit through boring plays to achieve this.
@Picnicl2 жыл бұрын
I doubt that the over the top dislike of Brutalism is what the sophisticatedly honest Diane Morgan herself feels. Her character is supposed to be curious but have a thin grasp on detail, exposing people's follies by talking to them. It is a very mundane level of middle class that finds The National Theatre ugly. The trendy parts of the working class and the upper middle class and above, I feel broadly confident in saying, find it adventurous, honest, semi-exotic like an Aztec temple, whilst being true, in its materials and colour, to drizzly, serious, London.
@owlman_2 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl Hello from Mexico. Aztec temples are stone ruins 500-700 years old. Originally the exteriors were painted in rich red/white/turquoise. Some were covered top to bottom in murals, and some even had gilded and jeweled accents on the sculptures decorating them. The National Theatre, on the other hand, is a concrete box not even 50 years old. It is an unfinished gray box with rectangular tumors. The two are similar only in the fact that they're both buildings... (even though the NT is closer to Philomena's shoe!)
@rhel3732 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl I mean, I actually like it, and I kind of like Brutalism in general, but that comes across as a bit pretentious right there. ;)
@Picnicl2 жыл бұрын
@@rhel373 The truth can be so complex that it's impossible to try to edit it in to a small KZbin comment without seeming pretentious. Particularly when even talking about architecture can be regarded as pretentious. It's important imo that the underlying exoticism or fortress-like specialness of these public buildings is recognised so that the best of the 60s isn't erased
@rhel3732 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl That's fair, i think!
@yidneth Жыл бұрын
From 🇪🇸 but down the rabbit hole with Philomena interviews today lol 😅
@allanplant87562 жыл бұрын
Living in Australia as I do I had never come across this woman. I watched this clip because I thought, "Could anybody really have a name like that?". Now I'll be watching all the others, it's fecking hilarious!
@TheOtherBill2 жыл бұрын
Being a yank I'd never seen her before either. I found a playlist of these on the channel 'Jessy', you'll love it.
@Fanta....2 жыл бұрын
If you like this, you'll probably like Charlie Brookers Screen wipe. Philomena is on there too.
@hugod91312 жыл бұрын
As an architetcure student, i found this very useful
@caddieohm70592 жыл бұрын
His patient blinking in slow motion is everything
@craigmartyn12792 жыл бұрын
So brilliant, just found Philomena today
@jeremyhahn24782 жыл бұрын
'Built single handed by Sir Chistopher Robin'....OMG 😂😂😂
@CalumDouglas8 жыл бұрын
war 2
@Pablovru5 жыл бұрын
War 3: Reloaded
@ProdCritic2 жыл бұрын
Professor of Architecture *immediately* messes up describing what a building is 🤣
@Daniel-hx1yu2 жыл бұрын
“Some are hideous eye sores instead” HELP ME 🤣 😭
@maxheadroom38396 жыл бұрын
Sir Christopher Robin was knighted for his work with woodland animals.
@blastoice92812 жыл бұрын
This is basically me presenting something to senior developers as a junior.
@themostdistinguishedsnek68562 жыл бұрын
Was it something built on minecraft?
@blastoice92812 жыл бұрын
@@themostdistinguishedsnek6856 No, but that would be hilarious lol. What I did was standup whiteboard, the standard.
@thecreativewebshow5 жыл бұрын
"...because its both a building, and a church" ahahahah
@PoisonousPen6 жыл бұрын
“So my shoes are a building.” 😂😂😂
@MatthewLee83834 жыл бұрын
Checkmate
@Penguin_of_Death3 жыл бұрын
"And how many of those years would be studying Minecraft?"
@krachenford95946 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful comedian she is, and again, shame on us germans, we have no one comparable to her.
@cybervigilante2 жыл бұрын
It would be impossible to duplicate her clueless Cockney accent in German.
@krachenford95942 жыл бұрын
@@cybervigilante Cockney? Is she from east London?
@darthknight1 Жыл бұрын
@@krachenford9594 She is from the North. Yorkshire, I'd say.
@krachenford9594 Жыл бұрын
@@darthknight1 BOLTON
@pentuplove65424 жыл бұрын
Next time on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking "Why do we cry when it's the onions that get hurt."
@nowherels64 Жыл бұрын
This guy is my favourite person she's interviewed. I love it when they get on her level and play in her space. Also "War 2" made me laugh out loud
@lukejackson39012 жыл бұрын
The fact that they specified that they spoke to him the day before to make sure he could speak properly is amazing lol
@rebekahlochridge89092 жыл бұрын
This women never fails to make me laugh
@Boxxcutter2 жыл бұрын
Her aggressively asking "Who are you?" after 1 second of sitting down broke me lmao
@ferb11316 жыл бұрын
At 2:10 - 2:25, she really showed herself to be smarter than the expert.
@joasia9896 жыл бұрын
It's like Plato and Diogenes and the chicken
@drtreg6 жыл бұрын
Clunk is ready as Ali G and Ricky Gervais launched on 11 O clock show. Just needs to become a bloke in the industry that is entertainment.
@floriandanzinger60272 жыл бұрын
Making a theater so ugly that you happily endure boring performances inside is a actually a brilliant point.
@cybercerulean51282 жыл бұрын
she literally sounds like an AI script that took all the information on a specific topic and turned it onto a TV show
@asimplecheeseburgerwfries4692 жыл бұрын
I love how this is essentially if humanity thousands of years in the future were to try and decipher current history.
@TheJonnyzeus7 жыл бұрын
Homes under the hammer...! Brilliant
@renz10132 жыл бұрын
Dude the minecraft line just hit me
@darkjanggo2 жыл бұрын
The atrocities that happened in War 2 are such a shame. Even more great architectures lost than in War 1.
@juanjuri61272 жыл бұрын
it's understandable since they were still figuring out this War business back then. we've gotten much better at it since.
@deadNightwatchman2 жыл бұрын
So few architectures left today...
@christyrussell913 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love her! Life is hard and she puts it in perspective through comedy. I wish I could replace every voice command I have with her voice and her wit.
@edstraker84512 жыл бұрын
Sir Christopher Robin... Love it.
@AnInterestedObserver2 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Amazing. Thank you for something so fresh.
@sugunasuppiah32542 жыл бұрын
She is brilliant. So subtle.
@lsd84972 жыл бұрын
This woman is a gem !
@freedomstar38142 жыл бұрын
I want to see Philomena ask the question as all the 2024 primary and presidential debates for America. Could be an all time PV record !
@jasonbeary577110 ай бұрын
Did you see how the Professor ALMOST broke? He smiled really quickly, then got back into character. Well done.
@mrpitman24282 жыл бұрын
casually putting all architects on blast with the minecraft quips is inspired.
@Graeme7262 жыл бұрын
"So my shoes are a building?" 🤣🤣🤣
@ericthegreat78052 жыл бұрын
Isnt there a fairy tale about that 🤔
@bismithn97405 жыл бұрын
"..national National Theater.." 😂😂😂
@paulinemoriarty36272 жыл бұрын
Built by Sir Christopher Robbin. Brilliant.
@sherrysyed2 жыл бұрын
Id no idea she was THIS amazing
@blupunk015 жыл бұрын
"...some are considered hideous eyesores instead."
@clairobscur14132 жыл бұрын
As an art history major, I can guarantee you this is what my essays feel like when I proofread them
@decibellone696 Жыл бұрын
what she is (separating the post below me) is an inspiration - she takes a serious subject. one that should learned about but is often ignored... and makes it attainable.
@Sasser20152 жыл бұрын
Although I personally believe it won't take nearly this length of time, I hope that I survive another 30 years so that I may see the first humans with skins made of bricks.
@timmeeow Жыл бұрын
The backing music to 'modern architecture' is perfection.
@artyomarty3916 жыл бұрын
maybe, after all, british humor is the best
@scottread4 жыл бұрын
that's never been in doubt.
@dogsmirk2 жыл бұрын
@Oswald Cobblepot You're missing the part of your argument where you tell us what is better.
@chrisamies21414 жыл бұрын
tbh the last bit makes more sense than George Carlin's "a house is just a place to keep your stuff."
@jamieml79222 жыл бұрын
This literally is what I heard from my peers throughout college. I attended one of the top universities in the states too 😭
@maesterchris21202 жыл бұрын
"In war 2" fucking broke me, she's legendary
@stevenkorber8852 жыл бұрын
London being a "museum for buildings" at 0:38 is one of the best descriptions I've ever heard
@SS-yr3ij2 жыл бұрын
one person who knows about architecture is THIS PERSON !
@zxMerry5 ай бұрын
I was doing pushups while listening to this, and the onion line floored me.
@om3g4z3r02 жыл бұрын
The national theater roast is too accurate to be just a joke, its a fucking fact.
@skawashers9 жыл бұрын
Watching Stacey Dooley present a BBC3 documentary is much like watching Philomena Cunk in Weekly Wipe.
@xyzzy7145 Жыл бұрын
a very gentle way to poke fun at ourselves ...
@dont-want-no-wrench2 жыл бұрын
she makes some excellent points
@MrSidekick002 жыл бұрын
The next host of the daily show
@JR-he6fn2 жыл бұрын
Buildings are anything that has been built “So my shoes are a building” 🤣